[Industry Ghostwriter] Reacts to: The Machine - Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE
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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2022
- Man I’m dying! There is no way in hell this is a made up story. There were too many details and you can’t make this stuff up. I need to check out more of this guy! If you want more please be sure to like and subscribe and comment down below what’s next! Have a good week guys!
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This story is absolutely true. There are even pictures to prove it!
Yuh! Heard they’re making a movie based off his trip
Ye, I heard someone in his class backed up his story too.
He recently had a show and his russian teacher turned up. She come up in stage and confirmed it all
@@hotcheeto8814 - the movie is done, unfortunately with the Ukraine invasion who knows if/when it will come out. 🇺🇦
Also, he said the scariest part was partying with cops
His fellow classmates that were on this trip confirmed he robbed them with the mafia lol
This all started when Bert was on Loveline with Dr. Drew. Someone called in and said "Hey asshole, why don't you tell the story about robbing us in Russia" then Joe Rogan and BIll Burr talked him into telling it on stage. Best thing that ever happened to him.
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Bert is just ok to me, in general, but THIS story is great.
Same i heard his other stuff and is ok, but the machine story definitely made me look up more of him
I think he’s an acquired taste
I listen to his podcast with Tom Segura and I’ve seen all of his stand up. At first he was annoying, but the more I listen to him the funnier he becomes.
I think Segura is one of the best comedians right now, and I always wondered what he saw in Bert. I think it just takes time
@@gagereed486 yeah, same here. I probably started watching his special Secret Time like 5 times and ended up turning off. Once I started watching 2 Bears and Bertcast and figured out the kind of person he is, he quickly became one of my fav comedians.
I prefer Flying Dildos to be honest. I think it's funnier.
This story is _mostly_ true. Of course it’s embellished a bit in places, Bert has talked about that on 2B1C podcast. But the foundation is true. Bert is actually the person that the character Van Wilder was based around.
Machine film due out in the next few months
He can’t confirm that
You should react to Theo Von- Me and Darryl Strawberry!
i think it's absolutely adorable how you tilt your head to the side when you laugh
Love Bert's confidence. I suffer from social anxiety, especially when it comes to working out at the gym. Going to carry him with me and use "I'm the Machine" as my gym mantra.
It's so nuts how many reactions I've watched of "The Machine" story I could have sworn I saw you react to it, either way glad you're getting more comedy reactions in! been loving the Bill Burr stuff.
Yaaaaasss! This is one of the best stories of all time. 🙌😁
The story is true. Several things was actually left out for legal reasons. 😂
He was also awarded 'the top partyer in the number one party school in the country' by Rolling Stones Magazine. They did a 6 page feature on him.
Bert with No Shirt got Cliff laughing before the video 🤣damn near called yourself "Cliff No-Beats with a script!"
I love Bert, I think I've seen all his standup specials. Glad to see you reacting to him. Would love to see more.
Yes glad you checked this out
People in that class, that were in that trip, saw the video online and commented photos and verified it
1. "CTO?" is Russian for "WHAT!". Bert almost got his head blown off at the door.
2. He took a narrative rik, taking us out of the main story with " I don't cheat on my wife!". I was lucky it worked in context.
The way he laughs at himself is the funniest part of it all
Aside from being a solid comedian, Bert is just an adorable individual. Can't wait to see the movie. 👍✌❤
I normally only check out beatboxing, but I love this standup segment and just had to watch it again! The story is so crazy that it seems made up, but there's even pictures to prove it lol
Many of his classmates have came out and confirmed this story
yes! I've been waiting for this one.
Definitely recommend reacting to Tom Thum. Either his tik tok, or one of his ted talks are elite.
this is so epic 💯 peace and love fam
This is 100 percent true story. React to his flying dildos story. Another great story
It’s not 100 true. It’s absolutely exaggerated. The foundation, however, is true.
@@Hey_Jamie it is true. His classmates all verified the story
names of the gangsters are fake, and he let out another buddy from america who hung out with the banditi alongside. other than that, all proven.
@@Hey_Jamie actually 100% of everything he said was true. He just changed the names of the gangsters to protect them and also ommited a few other details. However everything he did say happened and has been verified with pictures and from classmates.
Hey Jamie was correct. He even said that he didn’t want to steal the stuff from his class so he only took thing that didn’t cost anything and left everything else. So that was obviously an exaggeration for the joke. The original mob buddy even said he had no choice but to rob the train because that helped all of them. He couldn’t say no. So she was correct that the foundation was correct but worded differently to make a funny joke.
Please do more of him!
He's absolutely brilliant!
The best proof he's nearly truthful? He never mentions the USSR! 🤣
It’s prolly 90% true. His classmates from that trip have corroborated most of the story. Pictures and all.
I would love to see you react to more of Burt’s content!
Plenty more coming!
You should listen to his podcast with his BFF Tom Segura, they are a riot! 🤣🤣🤣 It’s called 2 Bears One Cave. But you HAVE to react the Bert’s dance video, cuz it’s hilarious and then his buddy Tom started a beef and did his own dance video, and then filmed Bert watching it for the first time! Omg one of my all time favorite Tom and Bert moments! 🤣🤣🤣
yes! he should react to both Bert and Tom's videos.
Yay!! He’s one of my favorites!!! 🖤🔥
1000 times...never gets old
This is one of my favorite comedy bits
STORY IS TRUE...A WOMEN FROM THE TRIP COMMENTED ON A SITE SAYING HE ROBBED THEM ..LMFAO
Your screen is a bit *Transparent.*
Opaque is when it's NOT Transparent.
You will have a fully Opaque screen with normal settings.
50% Opaque and 50% Transparent would look the same but it's about where you start.
If you start from 100% Transparent and go to 50% it has become more Opaque.
If you start from 100% Opaque and go to 50% is has become more Transparent.
Sorry.
I know it makes little difference in this context...
My father was a literature naxi and these kind of things bug me.
You don't have to listen to me, it's your channel, I just had to get this out or my OCD would've murdered me.
xD
Love your videos, man.
Keep up the good work.
He had a buddy with him, apparently the thugs took the bag and he and his buddy rifled it. There’s a animation video on RUclips that shows it as he’s telling it on someone’s podcast.
first. yeey...love from Romania
Bert doesn´t have a dadbod. It´s a father figure.
You might want to check out Bill Bailey. Relatively clean Brit comedian with a heavy emphasis on mudic... Not just classical but rock and punk too. Can't miss him, he's got g hair and a beard, looks lots of Ian Anderson from JethroTull.
Have a great day, sir... Peace be with you :)
Unbelievable but true
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We love this story
Funny af 😂🤣
Brent Chrysler is such a good storyteller.
Fun fact some of his old classmates confirmed this happened and there’s even pictures of Bert and Igor on the internet
I love when him and Tom Segura are together on a podcast. Two wildly funny guys with wildly different psychopathy levels.
They are making a movie about it.
The chaperones /teachers told him to party with them to secure safety on the way back home as well
Check out his period party story
I love this story lol xx ❤️ xx
On his podcast Ihe said his dad had given him a knife to take with him and one of the gangsters kept it when they robbed the train
This story is absolutely true! Like 100prosent true man!
This is a true story. There's pictures from the trip, and he was at one point in the process of making a movie about it
they are gonna make a movie about it afik. the shootings started a year ago but i dunno the progress.
@@sickturret3587 yeah. I know I heard donething about it, but I'm not sure how far into the process it they are
@@ST3W4 with the invasion of ukraine going on, i think it's stalled for a good time. hopefully not tho.
@@sickturret3587 yeah, probably so
Cliff, have you reviewed Bill Hicks - JFK sketch? It’s magnificent
I cannot believe that I have not already thought of this. Going forward, we're going to need you to do your videos with no shirt on.
Oh man I discovered this about a year ago. Enjoy the ride lol.
Bert’s fucking hilarious!!! Haven’t watched a stand up of his that I didn’t love
Not sure why this was the videos that reminded me about the message on instant where I said I was going to request stuff on here, but I was wondering if you could check out Andy Mineo. A few of my favorites so you have options are:Uncomfortable/Jackson Pollock/Clarity/Priorities. Thank you for your time to read this com went, Stay frosty!
Bert Kreischer "Flying Dildos"
some of Berts classmates have sense come out saying this story was true and how he robbed them.
He goes shirtless because he sweats a lot and gets more embarrassed by sweat stains than his body so he just doesn't wear a shirt.
Ok, my bad. I found it
Bert just got done filming a movie about this true story. 😀👍
The story is completely true he has pictures of it all
Hey cliff Ik you did some job Bellinion would you be down to do some more,
1 run wild
2 hand of god
3 let’s Begian
4 alder swim
All of these are good
Bert made a real movie about this story! it will be released soon I believe. totally true by the way 100%
I'd love to see you do some Sam Kinison
You kinda talked about it, but I definitely think there's such an art to crafting a joke, very similar to rap
1:37 true story
Hollywood made a movie out of his life.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Official Trailer
ruclips.net/video/K19UvDbuD0A/видео.html
Bert Kreischer on His Life Story Allegedly Used for "Van Wilder" Movie, Why He Didn't Sue (DJvlad Part 9) ruclips.net/video/d0tLNCawbSY/видео.html
True story and the basics of van wilder movie! He wrote the script and was screwed but he didn't care cause it was a great movie idea! I'm not sure if I could! But if you're carrer was doing well I guess you could take a loss but that movie is epic and how much should help should've made from that? He got screwed in my opinion! Love you Bert!
HE's funny as sh!t.. check out his "cooking videos".. him and other comedians just drinking, telling stories and making something he knows.
Some of his classmates have fully verified all of this
If you liked that, you gotta check out his set called Flying Dildos...awesome...thanks
His name is pronounced like burnt Chrysler
This is his only good bit tbh
Bret Chrysler
For the algorithm
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Hey man whats up new subscriber here can you please react to AK let loose or anything from him thanks.
The reason he is shirtless is he sweats profusely and he's more less self conscious about being shirtless than he is about all the sweat soaking through a shirt while on stage, Makes sense to me I guess
Another one of Joe Rogan's friends is Doug Stanhope.
Doug stanhope - on nationalism
At one point he did this and the teacher was there and he brought her on stage. It is true lol
Is that on YT?
@@johan.ohgren has to be if I saw it lol
Not really a good time to go to russia atm.
You should watch Burt’s Flying Dildos
oh honey....try the period party....bert's stories are real....snd this one had me rollin! also try greg davies on the graham norton show with ryan gosling....greg waa a teacher before he was a comedian and his stories are pass out from laughing funny! ruclips.net/video/yuXGpUR7fXA/видео.html
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One of the craziest stories I've ever heard. Definitely worth checking out. Everyone who's reacted to it has the same jaw dropping reaction.