Buried in a Coffin For 200 Years Just Because he Rejected a Witch

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @yunovfx8017
    @yunovfx8017 2 года назад +8759

    "After the girls teach him that women want love and not money, Barnabas kills them all in order to feed himself" well geez that escalated quickly

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC 2 года назад +407

      They were obviously teaching him nonsense or lies.

    • @Toophunn
      @Toophunn 2 года назад +149

      @@TrangleC Hippies,what do you expect

    • @liberty.b.r
      @liberty.b.r 2 года назад +11

      @Nate Castanon No.

    • @jasturrouge9361
      @jasturrouge9361 2 года назад +15

      5:57

    • @Zino1629
      @Zino1629 2 года назад +76

      Weed ==> Hunger

  • @HGeoArt
    @HGeoArt 2 года назад +5079

    Imagine simping for a guy so bad that you turn him into a vampire, trap him in a coffin for 200 years and punish his family just to come back 200 years later and do it again all because he didn't want to go out with you

    • @beauty3268
      @beauty3268 2 года назад +184

      That just psycho , I ain't gonna be so desperate for ah man

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 2 года назад +57

      you think there would be some better way to spend your immortality maybe its a devil or voodoo deal she got immortality on the contingency that she use it for the purpose of torturing his family

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 2 года назад +16

      @@kellynolen498 or she could just be using her powers to keep her ageless, it’s happened to witches in tv

    • @dsmboii8462
      @dsmboii8462 2 года назад

      Oo oo

    • @dsmboii8462
      @dsmboii8462 2 года назад +1

      @@kellynolen498 oo oo oo o

  • @jay-bh1gc
    @jay-bh1gc 2 года назад +3658

    Am I the only one who for some reason can't stop watching this kind of recap videos?? It's just so entertaining

    • @dcul8812
      @dcul8812 2 года назад +16

      Whatever bot

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 2 года назад +42

      Yeah, you can literally speed runs a movie with out paying. Thats a win win for me

    • @Talkwithtina808
      @Talkwithtina808 2 года назад +4

      Yes, It's like I'm watching the actual movie

    • @judas1523
      @judas1523 2 года назад +3

      stop asking this. be original

    • @imogenfox9914
      @imogenfox9914 2 года назад

      It really is tho

  • @BooTeaCheeks
    @BooTeaCheeks 2 года назад +3001

    Seeing Johnny's flexibility in roles in the early 2000's is crazy. I would love to see a Tombstone remake with him in it. I feel like he would be one of the very very few actors that could even hold a match to Val Kilmers portrayal of Doc Holliday

    • @dismalgravesite7763
      @dismalgravesite7763 2 года назад +18

      that was val's magnum opus. johnny's is to be determined but most likely will be P O C.

    • @tomyunker3368
      @tomyunker3368 2 года назад +4

      Try to find a movie called 'Deadman'

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 года назад +20

      I love Johnny Depp, he's the first actor I can remember as well I was a child.

    • @accubond3004
      @accubond3004 2 года назад +4

      I agree tombstone is a masterpiece!

    • @musicmania973
      @musicmania973 2 года назад +5

      amber heard destroyed him

  • @yoda9380
    @yoda9380 2 года назад +2078

    John Depp has my respect for never letting me down and I don't expect anything less from him too🔥🔥

    • @RobimusPrime
      @RobimusPrime 2 года назад +17

      JD. He is like Tom cruise. They are always in movies that makes me interested in watching.

    • @kpopscenario1406
      @kpopscenario1406 2 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @liberty.b.r
      @liberty.b.r 2 года назад +1

      @@kpopscenario1406 Greetings, and God bless!!!! :)

    • @destinationskyline07
      @destinationskyline07 2 года назад +31

      He has my respect for stand his ground against Amber Heard.

    • @captainjacksparrow113
      @captainjacksparrow113 2 года назад +1

      Aye. He is like my twin brother.

  • @freddyfrog70
    @freddyfrog70 2 года назад +1503

    Watched this recently and I was flabbergasted at the casting. Depp, sir Christopher Lee, Eva Greene, Helena Bonham. All legends in their own right.
    Also Tim burton really likes his regulars

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 года назад +15

      Chloë Grace moretz!

    • @Brainlessman
      @Brainlessman 2 года назад +1

      Was the 100th like

    • @ItachiUchiha-nk6ir
      @ItachiUchiha-nk6ir 2 года назад

      Movie name?

    • @tangetaier1783
      @tangetaier1783 2 года назад +1

      @@ItachiUchiha-nk6ir eva greene

    • @nikki1400
      @nikki1400 2 года назад +15

      It helps to be married to Tim Burton. He cast his spouse in all of his movies.

  • @jjo3874
    @jjo3874 2 года назад +1063

    This movie was panned by the critics but imo is actually good, not a masterpiece but a good movie undeserving of the bad reviews.

    • @robbybigmilky1978
      @robbybigmilky1978 2 года назад +56

      @Charisma Musician you have no friends

    • @silentcrow3536
      @silentcrow3536 2 года назад +48

      It was entertaining at times and the style is flattering. I would say you have to be a certain kind of person to sit all the way through and not get bored a lot. But Johnny makes it watchable, thank God. One of my favorite roles of his. I'm glad he does diverse roles like this because I respect him a lot for it. This film could have been really bad. I wish the critics weren't so harsh about it fr. Every movie has flaws, but that doesn't make it a bad movie. 💁‍♀️ some of my favorite movies bore me a lot, but it's too good to hate. I feel warm when I think about this movie. Definitely need to watch more.

    • @rochahouse4883
      @rochahouse4883 2 года назад +1

      @Charisma Musician ignore them you are correct

    • @silentcrow3536
      @silentcrow3536 2 года назад

      @Charisma Musician yesss

    • @MuhammadZain-ly4if
      @MuhammadZain-ly4if 2 года назад

      @Charisma Musician why though?

  • @reedman0780
    @reedman0780 2 года назад +2321

    Still a better love story than Twilight.
    Not even a joke, this thing also has vampires and werewolves and shit, and it is still better

    • @tangetaier1783
      @tangetaier1783 2 года назад +20

      Nope

    • @Sam-ni6bc
      @Sam-ni6bc 2 года назад +141

      @@tangetaier1783 Yes. Not very hard to beat twilight

    • @rundow.n
      @rundow.n 2 года назад +26

      And funnier

    • @jacsonjames
      @jacsonjames 2 года назад +8

      i dont think girls would agree🤣

    • @alittlepotatoforbunnies
      @alittlepotatoforbunnies 2 года назад +15

      @@tangetaier1783 I only see you disagreeing on positive opinions on every movie recap video

  • @juanpablotavacchi5799
    @juanpablotavacchi5799 2 года назад +587

    Meanwhile, as they open the coffin in a parallel universe: "You thought you'd find Barnabas but it was me, DIO!"

  • @RT-xk4su
    @RT-xk4su 2 года назад +721

    Seems the kid was the most sensible character in the whole movie.

  • @prettypetals5201
    @prettypetals5201 2 года назад +623

    "After the girls teach him that modern girls want love and not money, Barnabas kills them all inorder to feed himself"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alkebulanawah4242
      @alkebulanawah4242 2 года назад +18

      Beautiful

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 2 года назад +52

      sigma vampire Barnabas

    • @josephhicks5536
      @josephhicks5536 2 года назад +7

      caught me off guard lmaooo

    • @doctorgg6006
      @doctorgg6006 2 года назад +23

      But the fact is the so called " morden girls " always prefer money over love 😂😂

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 2 года назад +1

      They want whatever they don't have at the moment. Princess Diana had an affair with her horse-trainer, despite being married to the future King of England.

  • @Lovechild4u
    @Lovechild4u 2 года назад +596

    Who would’ve known Johnny would end up reenacting this in real life with the witch being Amber Heard. Do you see the resemblance? 😮 🤯

    • @brokenleftearbuglord9106
      @brokenleftearbuglord9106 2 года назад +20

      I was just about to say

    • @karlytoth725
      @karlytoth725 2 года назад +17

      Okay I was seeing the parallels as well too! Thank god I’m not that only one 😂

    • @soumyamishra4481
      @soumyamishra4481 2 года назад +36

      That's frankly insulting to Eva Green Ma'am.

    • @Жар-птица.БГ
      @Жар-птица.БГ 2 года назад +3

      I came here for this comment 😂

    • @lilacchingu7199
      @lilacchingu7199 2 года назад +2

      Much like the death of Aaliyah just like her last performance in The Queen Of The Damned. Its just so creepy I don't know how long this cycle would continue

  • @isthiakahsan
    @isthiakahsan 2 года назад +955

    Now that's a good movie people never talk about.

  • @justsomeguywithlonghair6595
    @justsomeguywithlonghair6595 2 года назад +99

    Johnny is so talented that he can do anything really. His acting is amazing.

  • @giftkadaluka5498
    @giftkadaluka5498 2 года назад +148

    Suffering because he rejected a witch... in another life he almost lost his career because he married one... Luckily he won a deformation case

    • @Amynity
      @Amynity 2 года назад +10

      i remember one of his quote. "if you love two people at the same time, choose the 2nd. because if you love the 1st one, you would not fall in love with the 2nd" i belive the 2nd girl in the quote is the witch that you mentioned.
      i do feel bad what he had to go through, but i also hope this is a lesson for him and everyone else, that 2nd does not always means better.

    • @Conqueror25
      @Conqueror25 2 года назад +3

      The woman is question will forever be in Depp

  • @duchessofpotatoland
    @duchessofpotatoland 2 года назад +272

    This movie is when I found out I have massive crush on Eva Greene, there's just something about villains that draw me in. She's simply stunning here and she always has been 100% in playing her roles love her!

    • @ghostorbwings2731
      @ghostorbwings2731 2 года назад +3

      ME TOO!!!!! AAAAA I LOVE HER SM NOW

    • @daftmeme1081
      @daftmeme1081 2 года назад

      Me three🤭🤭🤭

    • @Justanotherboredgirl
      @Justanotherboredgirl 2 года назад

      Me four from todayy

    • @highvoltedge
      @highvoltedge 2 года назад +1

      Eva Green in the 300 sequel. Damn!!!

    • @matthoward7645
      @matthoward7645 2 года назад +1

      The Dreamers for me I saw more of her then I had ever assumed 🤣 she is absolutely stunning

  • @Brainlessman
    @Brainlessman 2 года назад +448

    This is a movie I watched with my mom as a kid and loved it plus johny deep is amazing in his role

    • @animesimp-er1949
      @animesimp-er1949 2 года назад +1

      I agree with you

    • @Brainlessman
      @Brainlessman 2 года назад +7

      An underrated gem I watch even today lol I always thought this was one of johny deeps best roles alongside rango and Jack sparrow he just plays any role in a funny and charming way

    • @milkman169yearsago7
      @milkman169yearsago7 2 года назад +6

      Jonny depp is in this? Man can he change his look

    • @Brainlessman
      @Brainlessman 2 года назад +8

      @@milkman169yearsago7 yes he's the main character

    • @justacasualgamer1957
      @justacasualgamer1957 2 года назад +4

      wait it is johnny depp?

  • @hrishikeshkashyap3715
    @hrishikeshkashyap3715 2 года назад +190

    It was actually Barnabas' fault on killing Julia.... If he knew that only Angelique can remove the curse, why did he expect Julia to turn him back into a human?

    • @Doc-Devin
      @Doc-Devin 2 года назад +83

      Going to Angelique would obviously be the last thing he'd try given all the horrible things she's done to him and his family. He knows she'll reject or manipulate him and he's too proud to let it happen.
      With how amazing modern technology seemed to him, he probably thought she was like a modern witch that could essentially reverse the effects of his vampirism using this amazing medical technology

  • @GSP-76
    @GSP-76 2 года назад +168

    I almost forgot about this movie. Great performances by everyone.

    • @GSP-76
      @GSP-76 2 года назад

      @MandoGaming Dark Shadows

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 2 года назад +473

    Designated Hero: Sure, Angelique is an Ax-Crazy Wicked Witch Yandere, but are we seriously going to overlook the fact that Barnabas is the one who toyed with her emotions, murdered way more people than Angelique did, and received no punishment afterwards? Not to mention, him constantly cheating on "Victoria".
    1) He didn't toy with her. In the prologue, he outright states to her that his attraction was purely physical and continues to claim as such throughout the movie. He does admit at the end that he did have some feelings for her, but was put off by her Yandere mindset.
    2) Also doesn't being buried alive for 196 years count as a punishment?

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 2 года назад +45

      Are we going to ignore the fact that he is a human eating monster with little regard for human life? His crimes against that single woman are minor at best, but what about all the lives he ended? Yes, he was punished with two hundred years of underground imprisonment, but then he breaks out and the first thing he does is slaughter a dozen of construction workers. Yes, he'll fight to protect his family till the last drop of blood, but what about the other seven billion people?

    • @josephmerrick9803
      @josephmerrick9803 2 года назад +1

      A fellow Merrick!

    • @hulahula6182
      @hulahula6182 2 года назад +33

      OHHH NOOOooo the protaganist isnt 100% morally pure 😵😵😵 what do???

    • @ResolvedRage
      @ResolvedRage 2 года назад +53

      @@miloradowicz You act like he had a choice, he didn't hurt anyone until he came out of the coffin nearly 200 years later. He hadn't eaten in 200 years and prime meat is just waiting there after his release. You try remaining a good person after being trapped alone for a few hundred years with nothing but your thoughts and sadness over the death of your family, friends, loved ones, oh and being immortal, knowing you will remain trapped in a box forever. She created him, if anything his sins are hers to bare and the other seven billion people are infested with people who would do anything to gain that same immortality. Get your head out of your ass.

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 2 года назад +63

      @@miloradowicz "If *I* were a traumatized vampire locked in a coffin with my insatiable hunger for 200 years and was suddenly released by several construction workers, I'd have simply gone to Denny's. He's being unreasonable."

  • @takiherosquires1372
    @takiherosquires1372 2 года назад +189

    5:57 - "after, the girls teach him that they want love and not money. Barnabis kills them all to feed himself." - Sigma grindset

    • @tanmay8017
      @tanmay8017 2 года назад +5

      True Sigma

    • @tiktok_content9505
      @tiktok_content9505 2 года назад +2

      “Kills them all to feed himself” That sounds very sus when it is said with no explanation

  • @HUNTERHUNTER806
    @HUNTERHUNTER806 2 года назад +22

    While everyone complimenting Johnny, of course he's a second to none Greatest actor. I'd like to also appreciate and compliment Eva Green.
    She can execute any role of a villian perfectly.
    She is my favorite Green 😍👌 the movie is best because of her acting 👌

  • @echostik
    @echostik 2 года назад +279

    He actually looks like a "vampire" in this movie lol

    • @Teekayhuey_TK
      @Teekayhuey_TK 2 года назад +7

      I don't know bra where is the shining skin🤣🤣🤣

    • @spadessongs
      @spadessongs 2 года назад

      @@Teekayhuey_TK lmao

  • @Achhaakonngg
    @Achhaakonngg 2 года назад +28

    Sounds like a fantasy version of Johnny depp’s real life now.

  • @mr.ashuda
    @mr.ashuda 2 года назад +132

    all this because he couldn't fall in love with EVA FREAKING GREEN

    • @PlanetHell67
      @PlanetHell67 2 года назад +7

      If I do that, my friends would think I am gae

    • @mr.ashuda
      @mr.ashuda 2 года назад +1

      ​@@PlanetHell67 I wouldn't blame them if you did that

    • @richardmetellus2336
      @richardmetellus2336 2 года назад +11

      I would have folded like a wet paper towel for Eva green.

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 2 года назад +8

      My man tried his hardest too, guess personality matters????

    • @aleksandrakudlinska2680
      @aleksandrakudlinska2680 2 года назад +1

      Exactly everytime I watched this movie I was like "Barnabas how"

  • @jdorffer
    @jdorffer 2 года назад +100

    The recap makes the movie seem a lot better than it actually is

    • @13thdukeofwybourne69
      @13thdukeofwybourne69 2 года назад +30

      After watching this recap I rented Dark Shadows.
      Turns out I really, _really_ liked it.
      Remember totally ignoring it on release 'cause of terrible critic scores. I guess the lesson is, be sceptical of movie review sites. As time goes on they seem to judge movies by a completely different set of values than I do.

  • @bbittercoffee
    @bbittercoffee 2 года назад +97

    There are so many big names in this movie, how have I never heard about it????? I'm def watching it later

    • @tanelviil9149
      @tanelviil9149 2 года назад

      yeah and some of the dialoge is funny too... i like this movie

    • @PrincessDMSB
      @PrincessDMSB 2 года назад +1

      It’s on Hulu & Netflix.

    • @13thdukeofwybourne69
      @13thdukeofwybourne69 2 года назад +5

      Got buried by the critics as a bad movie. But in reality it was destroyed for having the wrong "message" with regard to dealing with a situation where s****y sexual politics got out of control. Strangely, kind of a foreshadowing for the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard situation that followed.

  • @boejiden7093
    @boejiden7093 2 года назад +127

    Who in their right minds would reject Eva Green in her prime?

  • @Abhayabhayam
    @Abhayabhayam 2 года назад +140

    Moral of the story: Don't ever reject a Witch.!

    • @mrfries2911
      @mrfries2911 2 года назад +10

      If iam ganna get the immortality from it ay iam down for it any day of the week 😂, great movie tho.

    • @thejustinsteffan
      @thejustinsteffan 2 года назад

      How do you know though? I have a feeling I might've shit keeps getting worse and worse ha

    • @jki808
      @jki808 2 года назад +9

      Bro if Eva green ever hits on me I’m not fucking turning her down. Yea she’s a crazy homicidal maniac but I can fix her bro

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 2 года назад +13

      @@jki808 nah man. You can’t fix crazy. Doesn’t matter which gender they are. DONT DO IT 😭

    • @sauljahboi5965
      @sauljahboi5965 2 года назад +1

      If a witch asks you to put out! PUT OUT

  • @ajaychoudhary9817
    @ajaychoudhary9817 2 года назад +31

    doesn't matter what movie and how its rated by critics
    Johnny Depp literally does every role to perfection and molds himself to the point that no one can even recognize him at first look .

  • @Ganja-w5d
    @Ganja-w5d 2 года назад +145

    Give this man a Oscar already

  • @1.618_Murphy
    @1.618_Murphy 2 года назад +18

    If Johnny and Helena are in a movie together, you know, it's a quality movie!

  • @TrangleC
    @TrangleC 2 года назад +64

    I had totally forgotten that this movie exists. It was weird enough that it was a remake of a weird soap opera that also had been forgotten at the time the movie was made.

    • @tanelviil9149
      @tanelviil9149 2 года назад +2

      itsa curse :D

    • @jamesrawlins735
      @jamesrawlins735 2 года назад +1

      Dark Shadows had a pretty sizable cult following for many years (including a yearly convention for fans that still continues today). NBC actually relaunched the soap in 1991 but bad timing killed it (Desert Storm happened after the third episode and it was interrupted so much that it was cancelled after just 12 episodes. They even tried to bring it bck in 2004 and there's another pilot that the creators hope will get picked up.

  • @jhsdfjhgjh
    @jhsdfjhgjh 2 года назад +20

    Poor Johnny! Always surrounded by bloodsuckers in reel life and real life.. 😔

  • @lib-center96
    @lib-center96 2 года назад +43

    If you reject Eva Green, 200 years might not be a long enough punishment XD

  • @LizzieBeezie
    @LizzieBeezie 2 года назад +70

    Lmao i always watch this movie every once in a while when i'm bored and it never fails to cheer me up 🤣

  • @yanetfeyera5807
    @yanetfeyera5807 2 года назад +11

    From Victoria to Veronica to Victoria again😂

  • @jordanglasper1064
    @jordanglasper1064 2 года назад +17

    I’ve been obsessed with this movie since it came out, and I’ve never seen it. I’m very thankful for this recap but I definitely gotta see this movie

  • @lourdesmedina2842
    @lourdesmedina2842 2 года назад +18

    You know the scheme of the eternal punishment of turning a lover or you turn him into a vampire, trap him in a coffin for 200 years and punish his family just to come back 200 years later and doing all again reminds me of Tessa punishing Silas and Amara with eternity of pain after betrayal in vampire diaries.

  • @mythicbuilds2951
    @mythicbuilds2951 2 года назад +2

    5:15 Damn! Dude even hypnotized Saruman!

  • @dingdangdong7108
    @dingdangdong7108 2 года назад +41

    I wanna see how he does a Marvel movie. Oh! Could you Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man? 🤣🤣

  • @helivarpalac2956
    @helivarpalac2956 2 года назад +12

    This kind of witch is a much more preferable alternative to deal with than the actual witch the actor is currently dealing with in court lol.

  • @haroldearlgray5629
    @haroldearlgray5629 2 года назад +6

    0:45 the dark magic of McDonald's
    2:45 I KNEW MCDONALD'S WAS BEHIND THIS

    • @mirikamouchiha932
      @mirikamouchiha932 2 года назад +1

      We're currently slaves at McD's lol save us 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @suzienkambule
    @suzienkambule 2 года назад +6

    This is one of my favorites 🤣☺️ it’s weird and so beautifully awkward. Drop and Eva were just brilliant

  • @TastyToez
    @TastyToez 2 года назад +16

    Imagine being tortured because you rejected someone-

  • @Oshun357
    @Oshun357 2 года назад +112

    I feel bad for Angelique. She just wanted to be loved. She literally gave him her heart.

    • @ramanpreciado2241
      @ramanpreciado2241 2 года назад +18

      I know I watched this movie two weeks ago and the end got me feeling bad because she just wanted love, just unfortunate behavior.

    • @SwooopieShark
      @SwooopieShark 2 года назад +29

      My grandmother is a narcissist just like her. Ruining family and people' lives over someone leaving them.

    • @Oshun357
      @Oshun357 2 года назад +6

      @@SwooopieShark u ever tried asking her to tell u her story to help u understand her better. Woman weren't treated very well during her times u have no idea what she went through that made her who is now.

    • @stephenwhenzle5277
      @stephenwhenzle5277 2 года назад +19

      Loving someone doesn't mean they'll love you back and that doesn't mean when they don't want you should kill em d fuck 🤣🤣

    • @samsimmons2831
      @samsimmons2831 2 года назад +7

      @@Oshun357 you must be a woman😂😂😂

  • @secretzerep5945
    @secretzerep5945 2 года назад +38

    Tim Burton + Johnny Depp teaming up on movies always gets me excited since the Edward scissor hands movie the Gothic style of theme in Tim Burton movie is really great plus I love night mare before Christmas is like tim Burton movie is somewhat related to his other movie

    • @beno1129
      @beno1129 2 года назад +1

      Don't forget Helena Bonham Carter as well. The three of them were all made for each other creatively.

    • @secretzerep5945
      @secretzerep5945 2 года назад +1

      @@beno1129 oh yeah Helena Bonham also included in every Johnny and Tim movies there are the trio of gothic dark theme of movies

    • @bestdadoftheyear7181
      @bestdadoftheyear7181 2 года назад +1

      Also don't leave sweeny todd alone,man's a real devil barber

  • @wanzhengyu9227
    @wanzhengyu9227 2 года назад +10

    if a vampire placed a mirror on one of his or her glasses' lenses, he or she would have a 360 degrees vision.

  • @jakovpavle3269
    @jakovpavle3269 2 года назад +27

    Very good movie, I recommend you watch it. Johnny Depp nailed the character!

  • @nteabioaticks__
    @nteabioaticks__ 2 года назад +6

    It's crazy how these past days I've been wanting to rewatch this movie & then you upload a recap of it 😳

  • @keledele
    @keledele 2 года назад +26

    So, a better love story than Twilight?

  • @marquisstrongchild7535
    @marquisstrongchild7535 2 года назад +8

    Lmao this does sound like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in real life 😆😆

  • @shadowplay2002
    @shadowplay2002 2 года назад +32

    When your a witch and all you want to do is rule the fishing empire lmao

    • @EpicKate
      @EpicKate 2 года назад +5

      Relatable. 🤣

    • @kyle4563
      @kyle4563 2 года назад

      To be fair if I had magical powers I wouldn’t use it for world domination or become a new emperor.
      I’d probably use them to help me win video game tournaments or when I can’t reach the remote, or magically conjure some toilet paper if I ran out.

    • @christophercrawford2736
      @christophercrawford2736 2 года назад

      When *my* a witch?

  • @MrDoot-hj2ir
    @MrDoot-hj2ir 2 года назад +11

    The scene where he looks at the McDonald's logo and mistakes it with Mephistopheles' sigil made me cackle so hard at the the movies, the whole room was laughing. In the late 1990s to early 2000s, there was this stupid urban legend that McDonald's was from the Devil because apparently Protestant parents doesn't want to see their children enjoying things and Fast Food were a pretty new thing here. With time, these legends became too ridiculous to believe, even though to this day many "churches" point out things that way. So I guess this scene triggered those memories on those people.

  • @drkmgic
    @drkmgic 2 года назад +10

    I watched this when I was younger. I definitely did not appreciate this movie enough

  • @nauroticdax
    @nauroticdax 2 года назад +16

    interesting how his next dealings with a witch ended up with his career getting buried

  • @JRSping
    @JRSping 2 года назад +4

    This movie fits perfectly with the Depp and Heard issues today. You can try to bury him but he win in the end.

  • @mfschris6174
    @mfschris6174 2 года назад +23

    Ironic part is that irl Amber does exactly what the witch does in the movie 😳

  • @yashdiablo6969
    @yashdiablo6969 2 года назад +6

    Would love a part 2 to that movie , movies so good could be a series

  • @Jaspieces
    @Jaspieces 6 месяцев назад +1

    witch: i give my heart to you
    vampire: you have no heart!

  • @thekitchentable6863
    @thekitchentable6863 2 года назад +39

    This is epic foreshadowing for his actual life when he met Amber Heard.

    • @teaonrainyday888
      @teaonrainyday888 2 года назад

      The difference is the witch here actually had feelings for him despite all the other utterly criminal deeds she committed whereas the Amber turd never had anything for anyone but herself and used Jonny to inflict her demonic narcissistic abuse on him and for his money and to gain fame.

  • @dunkeljager6967
    @dunkeljager6967 2 года назад +1

    5:15 god he even hypnotizes count dooku

  • @reddotstories
    @reddotstories 2 года назад +8

    Jealousy at a whole nother level!!

  • @corrijackson
    @corrijackson 2 года назад +2

    I would have never sat through a movie like this , thanks for summing it up

  • @FlyingFox86
    @FlyingFox86 2 года назад +14

    Hang on, was that random fishing captain Christopher Lee?

  • @Adlil
    @Adlil 2 года назад +1

    Basically for 200 years this guy is not a simp. Legendary achievement unlock.

  • @minchi_the_aoigirl
    @minchi_the_aoigirl 2 года назад +6

    Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + Eva Green + Michelle Pfeiffer + Helena Bonham Carter = MY DREAM CAME TRUE ❤️❤️❤️

  • @vicg5323
    @vicg5323 2 года назад +5

    Loved the movie. So many good actors and actresses.

  • @bipolarbear4083
    @bipolarbear4083 2 года назад +23

    He’s reading the dark arts book and you see the McDonald’s M, foreshadowing…

  • @ninad.7152
    @ninad.7152 2 года назад +16

    I absolutely love this movie. The wicked witch just wanted his lovin. Turns out Johnny did marry a witch who tried to bury him for all eternity.

  • @albanian5525
    @albanian5525 2 года назад +12

    I watched this movie a couple of weeks ago about and it's an absolutely amazing movie imo. Johnny Depp always has great movies.

  • @Avenger19111
    @Avenger19111 2 года назад +20

    How can you say no to Eva Green, especially when she's simping for you??

  • @shez625
    @shez625 2 года назад +6

    Fav movie of All Time and Johnny 😭🤌🏻❤

  • @CJ-77
    @CJ-77 2 года назад +3

    When she opened her eyes underwater I was like, took her long enough

  • @wockfrompoland8323
    @wockfrompoland8323 2 года назад +4

    Your thumbnails always got me.. alwayss

  • @sumanamohanan6407
    @sumanamohanan6407 2 года назад +4

    This hits different after their trial😁

  • @essencesmith553
    @essencesmith553 2 года назад +4

    Great recap

  • @johnthree1647
    @johnthree1647 2 года назад +10

    I really like Johnny Depp. But lately, his performance does not separate from Jack Sparrow. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I watched Crimes of Grindelwald but I still saw a shadow of Captain Jack Sparrow there, which made me sad. Sad in a way that maybe he hasn't gotten past the character yet considering he got booted (was it due to the lies of Amber Heard?).

  • @abhijithvb3
    @abhijithvb3 2 года назад +2

    2022 proved us Tim burton is not only a good director but also a good fortune teller

  • @dabsmomos
    @dabsmomos 2 года назад +3

    The moment I saw the scene of Johnny with the teenagers in the forest, I remembered this movie. This movie is really funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣A must watch👍

  • @JasonYJS_xoxo
    @JasonYJS_xoxo 2 года назад +2

    I've forgotten the title of the movie, thanks a lot, man

  • @jesuschrist7833
    @jesuschrist7833 2 года назад +6

    Dark shadows is literally Johnny Depps life with his Wife.

  • @ginagomez77
    @ginagomez77 2 года назад +1

    What a great love story ❤️👍 love the recap 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @alexiswon7918
    @alexiswon7918 2 года назад +5

    John Depp best actor to me!!!! He always completely the assignment.

  • @lpg8518
    @lpg8518 5 месяцев назад

    Very nicely narrated, I saw this movie years ago and wondered what would happen after the ending. Too many monsters for such a small town.

  • @angelgabel7741
    @angelgabel7741 2 года назад +4

    I wish they had added another movie after this to see how the family did later on

  • @mistersmiley9425
    @mistersmiley9425 2 года назад +2

    I know it doesn't need a sequel but man I'd love a sequel

  • @Necroman98
    @Necroman98 2 года назад +6

    Wow I remember watching this with grandparents bro. I wonder if my grandfather will come back in 200 years as a vampire. That'd be pretty cool.

  • @v.k1te
    @v.k1te 2 года назад +1

    that's the most gorgeous witch I've ever seen in a movie

  • @artsyhyd
    @artsyhyd 2 года назад +30

    Moral of the story: “Don’t play with women’s heart”

    • @personnamed2764
      @personnamed2764 2 года назад +20

      moral of the story stay away from crazy narcissists

    • @Freespiritedqueen
      @Freespiritedqueen 2 года назад +4

      @@personnamed2764 Both you all are 👍🏽 right!

    • @soldier2093
      @soldier2093 2 года назад +6

      He didn't play with her heart, he outright stated their relationship purely carnal. She is just a crazy yandere who doesn't know how to take no as an answer. She is a female-incel.

    • @futuresson148
      @futuresson148 2 года назад

      @@soldier2093 facts

  • @MO-fl8vm
    @MO-fl8vm 2 года назад +1

    Top 10 most underrated movies of all time

  • @williamteo505
    @williamteo505 2 года назад +7

    Anyone spotted the McDonald's sign hahaha

  • @OrRaino
    @OrRaino 2 года назад

    0:45 Lol MacDonald is in dark arts book, that had me rolling hard. 😂

  • @oi-cj1pz
    @oi-cj1pz 2 года назад +6

    0:45 Wait, was that the McDonald's logo at the top of a book of dark arts? Everything makes sense now.

  • @sakuradey6271
    @sakuradey6271 2 года назад +1

    This was one of my favourite movies, all the characters are so lovable.

  • @Ii-vr1gj
    @Ii-vr1gj 2 года назад +5

    That witch is lonely and insecure
    Someone needs to tell her that Noone owes her love

  • @jollyrancher9016
    @jollyrancher9016 2 года назад +1

    This film was so underrated.

  • @elyfel1183
    @elyfel1183 2 года назад +4

    Should've cast Amber Heard for the Witch... but then it'd be too realistic.

  • @peternguyen3645
    @peternguyen3645 2 года назад +2

    He survived Amber Heard, this witch is easy mode

  • @marblesgrande1680
    @marblesgrande1680 2 года назад +3

    Why'd I feel sad over a witch ripping her heart out after everything she's done? Lol.