First you were Deacon, now you will be-gone. Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
(Not saying i'm good here) Up until Dancer and Sullivan they were the hardest fight at SL1 for me (didn't know about the skulls), arguably harder than Dancer as she just took patience. Being Aggressive with them would get you nowhere but an empty stamina bar and fireball stunlock death.
I mean at sl1 yeah, but you can't play deacons full passive like this. The entire point of a passive playstyle is to wait until the enemy gives you an opening, and because deacons are a mob boss, any individual deacon attacking doesn't give you an opening on the red one/archdeacon. You have to get in there if you want anything to happen. It also helps if you're not rolling 6 weeks early on every attack and getting hit for it.
0:28 Foreshadowing for the infamous 2022 incident a full five years in advance. The writers who program everything "Jeremy" says really outdid themselves on this one.
It helps to know that having eidetic memory has nothing to do with long-term memory, only keeping an inaccurate image of one thing in your mind's eye for an abnormally long time.
Michael Frizzell yeah it really sucks if you're using anything that isn't a straight sword or greatsword etc with sweeping attacks, sucks even more when your magic attacks take five hours to do the same damage as a single straight sword swing
ManofVGames12 Lol, you got a point there. My build isn't built around magic, but I think it should still do more damage than 8. EIGHT HIT POINTS. "Working as Intended."
The Decans vs Jermbo II Attack of the Decans on Decan Island Directed by Decan De-can and Decaan Playing at select Decan brand theaters in the Boston Decoon memorial.
I was doing a miracle build and when I had to fight the Deacons it actually took me so long one of the tries that they just kinda filled the air with a curse thing and I just instantly died so that was fun
But it's impossible for someone to be 3 inches tall Jerma! If you have to swing low to hit the people you are exampling, then you found a wild group of munchkins. Congratulations.
"oh shit i killed everybody"
mild errors we all make every once in a while
Jerec 12 Casual things we tend to forget.
*Oh right, the murders.jpg*
Latest family christmas got really akward...
no more Witnesses.
"He's cheesing me while i cheese him."
Aren't you naughty when your girlfriend isn't around.
Jerma is secretly in love with star.
PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis It isn't a secret.
Jerma know how it feels to not be tall enough to ride the teacups at Disneyworld
Wow.. this is never gonna end, is it?
it would be foolish to think so
Riplin Tenja it will end when jerma hits puberty
*-2032572934635 years later*
Hey guys! It's me The Egg!
Imagine being this timid with deacons.
Get stuck in there. They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
he already beat the game at this point im pretty sure. this is his 2nd character with a magic build
Did he beat it on stream?
That's the important part.
i beat dark souls once... it was totally on a stream, a stream of 0, but a stream none the less
(Not saying i'm good here) Up until Dancer and Sullivan they were the hardest fight at SL1 for me (didn't know about the skulls), arguably harder than Dancer as she just took patience. Being Aggressive with them would get you nowhere but an empty stamina bar and fireball stunlock death.
I mean at sl1 yeah, but you can't play deacons full passive like this. The entire point of a passive playstyle is to wait until the enemy gives you an opening, and because deacons are a mob boss, any individual deacon attacking doesn't give you an opening on the red one/archdeacon. You have to get in there if you want anything to happen.
It also helps if you're not rolling 6 weeks early on every attack and getting hit for it.
0:28
Foreshadowing for the infamous 2022 incident a full five years in advance. The writers who program everything "Jeremy" says really outdid themselves on this one.
DEACON
DEACON
*YOKEEKAN*
BELOWIT MB fuck me, I forgot about yokeekan
BELOWIT MB Alright this comment got me good
that video is still really good, especially the wall riding parts
It helps to know that having eidetic memory has nothing to do with long-term memory, only keeping an inaccurate image of one thing in your mind's eye for an abnormally long time.
At least Jerma can't hit himself with his rapier
0:25 Meat Grinder Precedent...
I got arrested because I tried to smuggle Jerma through airport security, putting him in a handbag was not the best idea.
Jerma's not a big guy
not for you
Shoulda given him some coffee, cheetos, CHICKEEEEEN.
haha when ster used to play not overwatch. thanks for that man
should've taken both
WozZ why am I laughing so hard after reading this...
dont forget the CHEETOSS..*chicken*
0:01 FastDraw Showdown remaster is looking good
Jerma isnt tall enough to ride the teacups at Disneyland.
-5'3
Why did I read "teacups" as "deacons"..?
I'd say hes about the average height people are when they ride deacons...
deacon is an anagramaphone for teacup
He beat Dark Souls on stream, ya'know!
*I N T H R E E D A Y S ? ? ?*
Spencer Romero I don't know many people who can do that
He went on a three week video game bender that cost him his health, job, and wife!
"World's smallest man beats Dark Souls 3"
okay, everyone's mentioning the cheese or the tea cups, but he fucking died to the deacons.
Michael Frizzell It's a really fucking annoying fight if you're using magic and you don't have a decent melee weapon
Michael Frizzell yeah it really sucks if you're using anything that isn't a straight sword or greatsword etc with sweeping attacks, sucks even more when your magic attacks take five hours to do the same damage as a single straight sword swing
Michael Frizzell if u wait too long u can easily die from getting cursed
Wesley Macek ur a wimp if u use magic lol
0:25 the MEATGRINDER
Loses to deacons- kills dancer first try
Jerma killed Patches? What a STAR_ thing to do.
the best part about the intro clip is that he's using derringers
Hey, a gun's a gun no matter how small. :P Like those Spetsnaz pistol knives.
He must've gotten them from McDonald's.
Anybody else notice he just summoned them too
Jeremy is a talented swordsman
that was before the plague hit
5'3'' clown with onion for a head found dead last night after suspected occult run-in.
HE DIED TO THE DEACONS
Phil Mckendall JR. Dark Souls 3 was my first Souls game, and I still beat the Deacons with one go, without even using more than 2 Estus, tops.
Both of you guys he's using magic, what, did you expect it to work? From hates magic lol
ManofVGames12 Lol, you got a point there. My build isn't built around magic, but I think it should still do more damage than 8. EIGHT HIT POINTS.
"Working as Intended."
jerma not realizing patches stole siegward’s armor and is not siegward himself kills me
jerma, the only person to ever struggle with the deacons of the deep.
Deacon is a talented horde-man......
Jerma died to Deacons of the Deep
I don't know what I love more: The videos or the intro TO the videos.
2ndJerma makes me so happy.
here comes the big deacon that makes all of the rules
I love that Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World reference in the description.
Omg I loved that movie from the clip you used.
That realization when you wake up in the morning and notice that you've killed everyone you've ever known and loved. It's so relatable.
Next time I go to Subway:
"What kind of cheese would you like?"
"Mutual."
I didn't think it was even possible to die on Deacons of the Deep
The description should be, "First you were Deacon, now you will be Deac-off."
1:58 Would you call it a Ha-Deacon?
The Decans vs Jermbo II
Attack of the Decans on Decan Island
Directed by Decan De-can and Decaan
Playing at select Decan brand theaters in the Boston Decoon memorial.
I love you Jerma. Especially now that you UPLOAD VIDEOS!
Every Deacon is going to be in the next Jerma Rumble
Legends say they're still cheesing each other.
hey jerma? you know whats worse than being unable to ride the teacups? dying to the deacons
Nice, it's my first time seeing someone who actually died to the deacons.
Love the SPvtW reference in the description
Hot Fuzz is one of the best buddy cop movies ever made.
Lesson learnt:DON'T fuck with onions
A thoroughly enjoyable trailer video hmmm.
Nice Scott Pilgrim reference in the description.
I was doing a miracle build and when I had to fight the Deacons it actually took me so long one of the tries that they just kinda filled the air with a curse thing and I just instantly died so that was fun
First you were vegone... now you will be-gone!
Jerma: The only person to die to the deacons ever
Mackerels got all the best references!
Deacon is a talented swordsman
Jerma knows it's like to be denied at Disney land
That Scott Pilgrim reference in the description
Deacon BallZ
The Onion for Jerma Rumble
Some say jerma never got the cheese kill to this day
He's cheesin me while I'm cheesin him."
Yeah guys he doesn't USUALLY snort.
Better make that extra cheese *and* extra dip. And don't forget my large soda!
R.I.P Patches, he was too good for this world.
Denz is a talented preacher
Fucking lost it at “big deacon ball”
Hey tough guy! walk tall dontcha?!
M.A.C.
Mutually Assured Cheesing.
I was playing dark souls and I got deaconed so i yelled "I just got deaconed" and woke my wife and my baby up and my dad beat me
your wife and baby live with your father?
the deacons of the deep are jermas fans trying to say NEXT in chat.
Holy Mackerel, I wanted you to know I got the reference in the description. Thanks
classic hotfuzz start :D
hot fuzz in the intro, hell yeah
You were doomed form the beginning, didn't you know they kick ass for the lord?
jerma is perfect
I'll be voting for Jerma when the next deacon election starts.
deacon is a powerfull sorcerer
who is taller than jerma
All's well that ends well, that's what I say...
Fuck me, this footage was from a stream almost a year ago.
To be fair, the deacons would seem like such a bullshit boss for a sorcerer. A greatsword can annihilate those guys in three minutes.
[insert joke about short compact jemra right here]
teacups at the fair are taller then him
the onion fellas voice reminds me of the gieco gecko
"Deacon Ball" is an infinitely better name than "Soul Dregs" and they should have just called it that.
Six minutes of jerm will not satisfy me
Damn damn damn damn damn damn DAMN DANIEL!
You lost against the Deacons? Ha!
Denz is a talented Deacon
I wonder if the deacons would become something like the byeahs, except magical...
HO-HO, you missed that one! Try another.
0:33 you sound like a hypocrite, Jerma
we enjoy his content
For some reason I always thought that Dark Souls healing potion tastes like yogurt.
I'm in the mood for some grilled cheese
The intro was from Hot Fuzz.
Deacons of the Dank
Is this the guy who died to Pinwheel AND the Deacons?
yea that guy wasn't actually Siegward. It was the unbreakable patches who stole Siegward's armor and put him in a well
But it's impossible for someone to be 3 inches tall Jerma! If you have to swing low to hit the people you are exampling, then you found a wild group of munchkins. Congratulations.
demon deacons
Forget jerma losing to pin wheel losing to deacons is way worse
Ha-DEEEEAAAA-con
Lmao after watching Siegfried be a big dick cool guy on SBFP's LP, seeming him betray (?) Jerma here was wildly confusing and hilarious lol.
deacon sounds like fake bacon
0:01 I love Hot Fuzz