This one might be on the quiet side, but it's scarier than some of your other videos. The crazies might "accidentally" break a bone or two, but you can still outsmart or outrun them. The sane ones? Meticulously planning and executing everything, slowly trapping their prey? That's scary as hell. Overall, another well done ASMR. ^^
This was absolutely wonderful, I'd been on the verge of a migraine and this was so soothing and helpful to ease it. The execution on this was just perfect.
YANDERE THERAPIST?! GOD I WAS LOOKING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO- I saw it once, but it was in Portuguese 😭😭 THANK YOU THANK YOU EGG, this is my birthday gift 🎀
Not a very common thing to be a not frightened listener by yandere, but damn, I love this much more than usual scenario. I love much more to be a listener that actually can give in into such danger and enjoy the spice, the adrenaline.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I’m a bit shocked how these feelings he’s describing, aside from being told what to do by others, are ones I have constantly. I especially relate to the feeling that peoples lives would be better if I were not in it and hiding from the world whenever I can.
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Omg, i have to much sht to say 1) the fact that i like it so mucho after finally listen bcs some sht happen when i tried the first time is awesome 2) duuuude, the scratch? Normally i dont like it but omg this was good 3) i know this character is a red flag with legs, but i feel soooo comfy that im scared 4) im drunk af while written this, so im sorry for my english 5) love your voice ❤❤❤
EEEEEEEEEEE ✨ I WAS WAITING FOR THIS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGEHEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
-Aw, thanks honey~~ this helped a lot. I was just a little depressed about something. But your video, sir..helped me a lot~~ new subscriber, started watching from the video about Francis~ Moore❤
"Do you feel safe?"
Me:
*no*
Never in a million years would I have thought my favorite thing on youtube would be 'cute but unhinged british boy asmr' .....but here we are.
You and me both, my friend
Fr- sjijdkdkdkdkkddk
I like the line "feeling worthless doesn't make you worthless" Thank you for making this audio because we all need to know our worth!!!❤❤❤❤
This one’s probably the most terrifying because goddamn the tactics used here are next level
This one might be on the quiet side, but it's scarier than some of your other videos. The crazies might "accidentally" break a bone or two, but you can still outsmart or outrun them. The sane ones? Meticulously planning and executing everything, slowly trapping their prey? That's scary as hell. Overall, another well done ASMR. ^^
Oh wow, it's crazy how accurate this was, it hit home like five times haha Egg really knows his audience
Egg says such truthful things that I feel like I'm really in therapy.
"Is that your car outside?"
"Yes... that's mine"
"BOI YOU DRIVE THAT SHIT BOX?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
I loved the situation!
The uselessness and Unworthiness personally was so relatable
I'm almost disturbed how accurate I found his explanations of how I felt were. Like, dang bro you didn't need to call me out like that 💀
I felt like I was gonna have a nose bleed
HIS VOICE. I CAN'T BREATHEEEE ✨✨✨✨
This was absolutely wonderful, I'd been on the verge of a migraine and this was so soothing and helpful to ease it. The execution on this was just perfect.
YANDERE THERAPIST?! GOD I WAS LOOKING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO- I saw it once, but it was in Portuguese 😭😭 THANK YOU THANK YOU EGG, this is my birthday gift 🎀
IN PORTUGUESE? WHERE?
@@alupetozt A porra do vídeo foi apagado, mn 😭😭
@@dulcesgirlfie 😭
The ads in between are really throwing me off and the volume difference always gives me a jumpscare. 😮💨
Not a very common thing to be a not frightened listener by yandere, but damn, I love this much more than usual scenario. I love much more to be a listener that actually can give in into such danger and enjoy the spice, the adrenaline.
Life does not give you Lemons it gives you Egg ASMRs
It was so relatable, and soothing, This is now one of my favorite videos of yours!
this is actually my favorite egg’s asmr video
What a good timing to wait for a new story.!!
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Loved this! These are my favorite type of audios. It was actually soothing me to sleep. As always, you are the best Egg
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I’m a bit shocked how these feelings he’s describing, aside from being told what to do by others, are ones I have constantly. I especially relate to the feeling that peoples lives would be better if I were not in it and hiding from the world whenever I can.
Him: and if I gently massage your scalp like this does that feel good to you?
Me: oh no my only weakness!😰
BRO FR WHENEVER I GET MY FREAKING HAIR WASHED AND SOMEONE DOES THAT TO MY SCALP I'LL SCREAM
@@ZEEPYQUEEEPY is that a good thing or a bad thing? 😅
Loved it! Love him! Love my manipulative yanderes they're the best! Your voice acting is amazing as well, so relaxing!
Well, I didn’t expect to be called out in an ASMR video, but here we are.
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Ok
Bro got me crying
This one is by far my favorite ever.thank you eggsamr💗
His voice got me on choke hold I swear
Him: Do you believe I summed it up correctly?
Me: Yes, a little too well 😳
I literally love this❤
That was so relaxing. Thank you Egg
Ima need some therapy for this therapy.
Didn't struggle at all ready to leave 😊
Shivers down my spine
Listening to this story was like watching a great serpent slowly coiling around its unawares helpless prey!😮
Sosuke Aizen would be impressed!
That was bloody amazing. ❤
Seriously good audios 💜
Omg, i have to much sht to say
1) the fact that i like it so mucho after finally listen bcs some sht happen when i tried the first time is awesome
2) duuuude, the scratch? Normally i dont like it but omg this was good
3) i know this character is a red flag with legs, but i feel soooo comfy that im scared
4) im drunk af while written this, so im sorry for my english
5) love your voice ❤❤❤
Bro can this therapist stop calling me out 😭 4:06
Thank you for this video! 😀🌷
Bro literally listed all my insecurities. Everything he said matched. Now I feel like I'm being watched or something lol
Tingles, man, Tingles. 💖
The things i would do just to meet a yandere irl 😭😭😭😭
@@sleepy_baby89 us bro us 💀
THIS IS WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE
OMAGAAA I loved the video 💞💞
I really fell asleep
OH YEAHHH, THIS IS SO GOODDDD
too real
How does bro know me better than myself-?
I am both relaxed and terrified ❤❤❤
😂😂 I’m extremely terrified, but hear me out. I’m also very excited to see how my life goes from here out 🤭💛
milkman here! interestingly beautiful voice. approve by milkman ✨
Now, why do I pay for therapy? I got the best therapy right here (I need help)
Chat what the fuck 😨 the plot twist?
me: trying to scape the webtoon that the guy is from and enteres youtube
me: sees the guy in the asmr
me:…he is everywhere!!!
Awesome already
I don’t know why I don’t was expecting my bone to be broken for some reason 😅
Finally, not alone 😂
Saw the title and thought Hannibal
Naur
Ah yes, yanderes are my favorite form of therapy
TAKE MY LOVE ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"Do you feel safe?"
Sir, no
Finally, no hospital bills
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Man, he is exposing me😢
Future me am I going to have a broken bone?
I had headphones on and I literally jumped they were at full volume 💀💀💀
yaaay new video
Believe it or not,
This video momentarily made me forget about my ex...
Guess I'll have to watch them for the rest of my life bye-
Shaking in my boots
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-Aw, thanks honey~~ this helped a lot. I was just a little depressed about something. But your video, sir..helped me a lot~~ new subscriber, started watching from the video about Francis~ Moore❤
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I missed it did he break my legs future me
Idk gang
Bomb just amazing 🤩😁
mkay
شعور غريب عندما تهمس.. لكن يبقى الافضل
DAY 3 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN
I thought something unexpected was coming. It was nothing😡
5th comment 😮💨
When are you going to make another Lucifer video? ❤️😊🤔