@@AsymptoteInverse Cameraman John is next in line for caretaker duties. Then literally everyone else on Earth. And only after that does Michael take on the role.
I feel like putting that banana curse on Chelsea allowed her to troll you back since everyone knows a banana suit is an automatic licence to get away with practically anything in public.
So instead of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” - I propose a new show: “The Real Elderly Neighbors of William Osman.” The whole show consists of them watching you from across the street with confused looks on their faces. It would be a huge hit.
greatly appreciated Chels--I mean, caretaker's presence in this video!! You may have lost the twitter poll, but your beautifully realistic rendition of a scenic beach landscape is the true winner in the hearts of the people
I just watched the Gokanaru video and had to sub, I love Ethan man but sometimes you have to open your eyes to see someone for who they really are. I'm sorry you had to go through everything that you did.
Conspiracy theory alert. Cameraman John is a fabricated persona, very much like a "Boy Band" and is continuously replaced like the drummer for "Spinal Tap". Mr. Osman has to find NEW "cameraman johns" periodically to replace those that "escape" or "run away" or are some how lost or... destroyed for whatever reason. Sort of like the "Dread Pirate Roberts" from the movie "The Princess Bride". Or, wait! The Cameraman Johns are CLONES! There are bunches of them in storage lockers all over the place. New ones are woken up only when the old one dies or escapes or becomes aware of his origins and has to be put down. Like Sam Bell in that movie "Dark Side of the Rainbow" or whatever it was called. This explains why he can NEVER show his face on camera, because there are many many Cameraman Johns who've escaped all over the world and could be recognized. Like Michael Keaton in "Multiplicity" they have to keep a low profile.
That same thing happened to my Mr bones, it's probably the same brand. Crazy Bonez is a bad brand. I tried to fix the arm with epoxy, it stayed on for a bit but the arm broke off again in the same spot. You might also have one of the legs get wobbly, I tried to fix it, but it's impossible to put the leg back on. Also can I get uhhhhhh Cattoo
He fits the profile so well. No talking, only hands and you can see some real how-to basic-instincts in life hacks video where they eat oatmeal on a sarang wrapped plate.
It needs to become a thing that Cameraman John is an army of clones and they just die one after the other because they are clumsy or William messed something up but it doesn't matter because they are just clones and William just get's a new one to continue filming
I'm surprised how Caretaker was somehow williamized just by putting on that banana costume.
Inb4 Caretaker is going to need her own caretaker...
@@Muntan_ Do caretaker duties fall on Michael in that case? Because that's horrifying.
@@AsymptoteInverse oh no... I'm fucking scared
@@AsymptoteInverse Cameraman John is next in line for caretaker duties. Then literally everyone else on Earth. And only after that does Michael take on the role.
It's like the mask
Caretaker in the maze killed me
F
Reminds me of Hila
that's my favorite horror movie :3
I made a sticker out it. Someone in the comments requested it, but I couldn't find the comment again.
i.imgur.com/h8F3u9x.png
well how did you do this coment
Banana caretaker is now the backbone of this channel
I see Michael more on William's channel than on his own
Hes slowly taking over
I also don't watch Michael's channel.
@@growingreens34 you should tho
E
Michael is annoying
Caretaker seemed so jolly compared to her other appearances
Maybe because she was actually given something fun to do?
Is caretaker a referance to H3?
In new to this channel and is she actually his caretaker or is it a joke
@@hazypan It's a joke, she's his wife
No need to be afraid of being embarrassed since she's wearing a banana costume
I feel like putting that banana curse on Chelsea allowed her to troll you back since everyone knows a banana suit is an automatic licence to get away with practically anything in public.
I've never seen caretaker to be so happy in a video.
Maybe because, for once, nothing blew up or caught on fire :)
Probably because she's living in a real house and not a nightmareshed or motorhome.
Same just came to comment this
It's good to see. I had suspected that maybe she just had a resting "so done" face.
Why do they call her care taker is she like his wife or mom or what
I feel like caretaker secretly is the same as William, but just dosent show it.
Well, they are married
True
We need a caretaker interveiw
Mark's Art that means that she is stuck with him oh boy
maybe
You never disappoint me William.
Oh hey jesus whats poppin.
Hey i'm gonna chill at your place tomorrow.
You know the video's good if jesus says so
Lol, look who popped in
Thanks Jesus
Caretaker in this video was 23/10. The maze. The pumpkin hug. The tip.
Is "caretaker" Williams girlfriend
Yees
@@derekmusic198 no she's his caretaker
Derek Music I think she’s his wife
@@Bork... no hes his wife from multiple people
Caretaker is the most patient person in history. She's like lady Buddha. Unfortunately that doesn't transfer to pumpkin carving skills.
Generally she doesn't look too amused at all to be in the videos. Blink twice if you need help.
This is by far my favorite family channel. It's nice seeing a family composed of a man, his caretaker and his son. God bless y'all
@Vesle von Juice estranged cousin
And Mr Bones
*a man, caretaker, immature adult, and Mr bones
It's nice to see you involve that little boy you and Care Taker adopted.
jesus christ lol
Him and cameraman John*
Caretaker is their pet
@@jasminefayte9275 no cameramanjohn is the pet
That freaking zoom in on Chelsea with just the top of the banana suit and her sunglasses had me in tears and I don't know why. It's so funny.
Banana caretaker is a wildcard.
When do you think Chelsea will just straight up kill William?
Bringing out the death pool jar one sec.
Soon.
She will buy him a table saw and just wait.
S O O N
Rooted Onion soon
It was really nice to see Caretaker in this video good job guyz 10/10
Caretaker and William are so great together 11/10
But... She is mostly sad in every video except this one , kinda sad..
no@@cristian-flaviusradu2090
It was great seeing some more of Chelsea!
caretaker*
"It sounded like it hit a squirrel" ....
Please don't tell Ian that
We haven't seen Caretaker this much in a while, and she looked happy and not dead inside as usual lmao
Haha replace Caretaker with my name
So instead of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” - I propose a new show: “The Real Elderly Neighbors of William Osman.” The whole show consists of them watching you from across the street with confused looks on their faces.
It would be a huge hit.
Still better than the storyline of the regular shows (except for the episodes where they get drunk af)
The banana suit has turned Chelsea into another William oh no
Can the next video be one where we make Caretaker an award of some sort? I think she deserves one for putting up with you bunch. ;)
WE NEED MORE VIDEOS WITH CARETAKER
We need more videos👌
i really just wanna know who she is exactly
@@Jeggbert his wife Chelsea!
Tia D shes a school teacher too
@@1Dmandy she's his wife? i honestly didn't know that
I'm surprised Chelsea has managed to put up with a whole house full of makers for this long
Honestly, I kinda feel like she's a stand-by Med-vac and Cameraman John is her driver.
Shes a kids teacher, nothing new for her.
@@sharlsherif5710 That explains a lot actually
@@sharlsherif5710 little bit weird you know that but ok
AV dE her twitter literally says that in the description.
Something actually worked this time!
William why would you clickbait me like that?
When caretaker was in the maze I actually dropped down laughing, same when she stood by the tractor. Her face just got me
I appreciate caretakers participation in this video
WTF is the intro
Edit I take it back
The entire video is this crazy, and it is the exact reason I subscribed
Daaaamn the thug life didn't choose Caretaker, Caretaker chose the thug life the moment that banana consumed her.
How much for Micheal's "best shirt ever"
i need it
Thats not his shirt its someone else's
69.420
Sold
Next Episode: Caretaker loads up her car with her things and William carves a new one out of an old stump with the CNC machine
Is "the care taker" realu a care taker, like a doctor. Or she is his girlfriend and just calls her that?
RPGshoter she’s his wife
Caretaker must love William a looooot
Hey Ms. Caretaker
@Viix Vega its because he is cool,awesome and cute...
@@ritesh6487 Actually, they are married, you can see it in their gofundme page
Mr McJuicy yeah so?!!!
I think you misspelled 'tolerate'
But seriously, props to her for putting up with William's crazy shit.
Caretaker is Chaotic Good™
That would make William chaotic neutral and Michael chaotic evil.
Makes sense tbh
whats cameraman john
@@arovitis *True Neutral*
@@arovitis the greatest force of good in the world.
They're actually both really good, but the lighting makes the cat look cooler and ominous IMO.
First time I’ve seen caretaker acting like William and it is good
Luke Walker ikr although it’s kind of funny when he’s just acting like a little kid and she’s like the only sane one
We might need a caretaker for caretaker soon.
Micheal showing to his parents proud it what he designed at 4:07
Wut?
I love how this channel aligns perfectly with my sense of humor.
8:14 _C:\Users\MoistPony_
WTFFFFF
Lmao That’s from his other project lol the rc unicorn. When he fought a battle not.
Oh DAAAAAAAAANG!
It lives...
greatly appreciated Chels--I mean, caretaker's presence in this video!! You may have lost the twitter poll, but your beautifully realistic rendition of a scenic beach landscape is the true winner in the hearts of the people
That jump-cut where caretaker turned into the banana was Zach king level good.
Wow!!! So good😀😀
It's his wife dude😂
@@Videohead-eq5cy caretaker*
We want more caretaker
shes hawt
I'm saving up 15000 dollars to buy camermanjohn’s soul
Daniel Cuevas it’s actually just gone up to 15001, I just checked
Nah man it's 20k now. Underworld inflation sucks.
gl
Why buy it when you can steal it, no one will ever know!
Im at 10K almost there
Michael is on Williams channel more than his own
Serious question
Did michael go trick or treating???
Ryan M. Obviously
yes
He's like the age between 3 and 34...so of course he disb
I'm glad caretaker got so much facetime. #bestgirl
I mean, her pumpkin was pretty good considering she did the whole scene by hand lol
Why did that actually work
This channel's Slogan
Mr. Bones is *freaking dead*
FUCK GET THE CALCIUM
I wish I was 😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Was he alive to begin with...... *cia wants your location*
#justiceforcaretaker #rigged
the real scare: when task manager stopped responding.
We need *Calcium*
Milk
*Milk*
is Michael your son?
Nonoobgaming no, wtf he is mine
Miles Can’t tell if you’re making a joke or actually serious
Pretty sure they're married lol
Yes yes yes YES
No
If I end up winning that cattoo I will get an actual tattoo of the cattoo design. No bamboozle.
And you let Twitter decide the placement
@@TheDonutMan3000 no...
@@christianthompson1839 oh, come on! It'll be fun!
@@TheDonutMan3000 do you even know twitter? Lol
@@christianthompson1839 it's a friendly place where people respect each other and encourage you to be a better person...
No wait, that was Xbox live
I just watched the Gokanaru video and had to sub, I love Ethan man but sometimes you have to open your eyes to see someone for who they really are. I'm sorry you had to go through everything that you did.
What video?
vertical it was “the death of H3H3”. RUclips removed it last month; you may be able to find it on another platform tho?
Was anyone else scared that the car would loose against the pumpkin?
More Caretaker videos please!!
Someone please make a sticker of Caretaker at 1:02.
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1FzkfaGBhSm4Azk94Sblg-mvf1LCFu5qF?usp=sharing
I made you a vector (and png), turn it into stickers if you want ;)
Just like actual RUclips, the demonetized symbol makes your life harder
Omg the tail on the back of the pumpkin is really cute.
i am just proud of him getting this video up before thanksgiving honestly.
Cook a stack of pancakes. Use the pew pew laser to carve it into a waffle. Do this for humanity, William.
He doesn't have the laser anymore. It burned in the house fire
I do think the beach skull is a very cool and creative design
*_caretaker intensifies_*
The breadcat carving looked like a cgi effect from a 2001 era movie
how does he know what hitting a squirrel sounds like
He doesn't, that would be a huge squirrel.
And you don’t?
This is the best of all your episodes I've seen, William. I laughed every single minute. Like raucously, gaffawing.
Task manager not responding....
What do I do now open task manager manager?
ur mom lol
Pray to windows
Conspiracy theory alert.
Cameraman John is a fabricated persona, very much like a "Boy Band" and is continuously replaced like the drummer for "Spinal Tap".
Mr. Osman has to find NEW "cameraman johns" periodically to replace those that "escape" or "run away" or are some how lost or... destroyed for whatever reason. Sort of like the "Dread Pirate Roberts" from the movie "The Princess Bride".
Or, wait! The Cameraman Johns are CLONES! There are bunches of them in storage lockers all over the place. New ones are woken up only when the old one dies or escapes or becomes aware of his origins and has to be put down. Like Sam Bell in that movie "Dark Side of the Rainbow" or whatever it was called.
This explains why he can NEVER show his face on camera, because there are many many Cameraman Johns who've escaped all over the world and could be recognized. Like Michael Keaton in "Multiplicity" they have to keep a low profile.
BUT HEY! Thats Just a Theory
A FILM THEORY!
..thanks for watching
1:22 "doesn't have a lot of Z-axis room."
I believe the word you're looking for is depth.
I believe the word your looking for is Z-axis room
Z-axis room > depth
I love how Chelsea hands William three pumpkins and then hugs him. It’s like she’s trying to activate an IRL cheat code or something.
Can we report William for animal abuse, he literally ran over the cat
Whenever I'm crying about my loneliness I slip on a cattoo and the pain slightly goes away
I'm actually really impressed.
I did not expect it to look that good. 😂
Hope you are all safe from the new fires. Wishing you all the best from the UK.
1:40 when caretaker just started giving you pumpkins
Awwww, that's sweet, she's a goofus too
'But i dont have any candy'
*Throws bucket full of candy*
If you spray the pumpkin down with something like a Lysol it doesn't melt as quickly
Michael was right about that being the greatest T-shirt ever though...
You had the perfect opportunity to use the pizza time theme from Spiderman, yet you did not.
0/10 literally unwatchable.
poor Caretaker has had it up to HERE with William
I just like the glow in the eyes
i love you guys a lot, and it makes me happy seeing you guys happy. keep doing what you love William!
That same thing happened to my Mr bones, it's probably the same brand. Crazy Bonez is a bad brand. I tried to fix the arm with epoxy, it stayed on for a bit but the arm broke off again in the same spot. You might also have one of the legs get wobbly, I tried to fix it, but it's impossible to put the leg back on.
Also can I get uhhhhhh
Cattoo
I drilled 2 holes on each side and used two loosely clenched zipties. It can't swivel all the way around anymore, but works well enough.
"Epoxy? I'm not allowed to have that in my house. So we just use our unlimited supply of zip-ties!" - William Osman probably.
Camera man John is how to basic
OOOOH SHIT
It's cameramanjohn
Howtobasic can do cad? how surprising
He fits the profile so well. No talking, only hands and you can see some real how-to basic-instincts in life hacks video where they eat oatmeal on a sarang wrapped plate.
hes not. howtobasic is australian
It needs to become a thing that Cameraman John is an army of clones and they just die one after the other because they are clumsy or William messed something up but it doesn't matter because they are just clones and William just get's a new one to continue filming
Have you seen the movie Moon? Just like that. 🤮😈
Wheezy Waiter approves.
Your recent videos have really been great
Wow that was spoopy
Good thing skeletons don't exist
@@lowryder3209 THEY EXIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@HappySlappyFace they are too spoopy to exist
RIP Mr. Bones
see you in the movie Coco 2
5:57 Michael just looks like that one aunt who wants to speak with the manager
you should call your CNC router "John CNCna"
🎺-🎺-🎺---🎺--------... 🎺-🎺-🎺---🎺--------...
This aged terribly
@@DrNemmo no it didnt. It aged... GLORIOUSLY
3:50 I'm getting "The Room" vibes.
William is Johnny
Cameraman John is Mark
Caretaker is Lisa
Michael is Denny
Oh hi mark
3:05 oh yeah, gotta love that plywood. Lol. Nothing to see here friend. I'm just busting, I love this freaking channel.
You should take that same design and make into a mask. Now that would be horrific.
I wish I was that pumpkin 😍😍
Edit: I watched the rest of the video :(
Double edit: I still wanna be that pumpkin
Fundaez I love ur favourite music playlist
Watches 11:21
Yup seems about right
DON’T LET THE SKELETON DIE!
I'm studying for an exam right now and it takes all my willpower not to instantly watch this
Ok fuck if I'm watching it
Keep up the good work! Proud of you!
I feel ya
It takes all your willpower to not watch Will Osman?
That was one wiggly exclamation point. Almost looked like a tail...
that's totally not a tail and butthole.
Suddenly that boop takes on a _hole_ new meaning...
@@SdoggaMan you're funny
@@FRKahs Thanks! I try not to _hole_ d back my puns too much. It's not like I end up being the _butt_ of the joke, after all...
@@SdoggaMan i love you haha
Its so crazy coming back to this video now that you guys have a kid of your own.