Canis Castigator Customization & Review | GTA Online
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Today I customize the BRAND NEW Canis Castigator in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst RUclipsr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 RUclipsr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA RUclipsrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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If a jeep trailhawk and Kia soul had a baby
It’s a trailhawk lmaoo 😂
It’s a real car the jeep avenger
i think it looks more like a jeep renegade
If anyone says this is a trackhawk im going to lose my sh*t
Fr
You know they will 😭😂
Yoooo look at the new trackhawk
This new tracky looks sick 🔥💯🤑
this is a trackhawk
Rockstar really trolled us when we said we wanted a Trackhawk or Hellcat.
Edit:The Castigator is based off of the Jeep Avenger which is only sold in the EU market as far as I know.
I want some of whatever the devs were smoking when they came up with those bumper options.
harmnone u beat me
HUH???!?!??
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oh yeah he did 😌
should've been me not him 😞
And yet I watched NPC’s customisation video before this one.
Who did the best one??? Ah, I’m gonna have to say NPC just takes it on this one for me but it’s very close. Sorry HarmNone; you’re customisations are great 👍
Who would have thought the copyright infringement team would go so hard on the jeep avenger!
If only they did it for a new G Wagon or Trackhawk 🥲
@@HarmNone 💯
Front of the car:❤ back of the car:🤔
Rockstar hates us
rockstar obviously heard our cries for a trackhawk they gave us a jeep why couldn’t they just make it a dang trackhawk
You couldn’t pay me to believe that rockstar didn’t make this because of your love for the canis
@HarmNone Awesome video Harmnone, you’re my favorite RUclipsr ever
side note for people who want this car: you can get it for free by doing the tier 4 bottom dollar career challenges, which aren't actually too hard
That’s only for next gen
Isnt it only the livery
Nvm u get the car
Kind of unlucky that you did a new fastest cars for racing video yesterday, only for a new fastest SUV to get released lol
WITH THE MINECRAFT MUSIC IM THE BACKGROUND🗣🔥🔥
This looks like the average Ford suv in gta5 dingle player
It cannot be top of the SUV's because the Seminole exists which is top of all classes of vehicles.
Damn I'm amazed. Your build came out looking way better then my build. Looks great Harme. Love the color.
Cool Build Thnxxx🚗🚙🛻💨HarmNone💨💨
Customize da Albany Emperor or Grotti X80 Proto or the Burgerfahrzeug Raptor JK JK XD
I literally finished tier4 lastnite and got this and now it’s available 😂
I am going to complete my tier 4 today I’m so close to
@@Lucas_ProGamer2010 hell yeah bro let’s gooo
still wish we had a trackhawk or durango hellcat but you made this look pretty dope bro
I’m close to owning a 2013 GC Overland with the HEMI in a dark grey but your version is super sick in red! Dope customization, Bro! 😎
***On a side note, I wanna remind You and the Crowd to NOT get a red paint job IRL because for some reason, the Feds like to keep an Illuminati-Eagle-Eye- level on Us lol.*** (P.S. A weird thing happened as I’m typing this: I was writing in “cool” to get to the Shades Emoji quickly when you said the vehicle is cool) 🤯 I notice these “coincidences” A LOT. So weird. (STIMULATION much)? 😅 9:54
wtf is this
@@austincarpenter7002Dude is High 😂🎉
@@austincarpenter7002 fym?
@@RickCanon always am
I made a desert tan/black build, and found with darker colors the rear bumper options become more attractive
To me it looks like a Jeep Compass
I am glad that I can buy it now since I am so close to unlocking it from the career thing on New Gen consoles, I can’t even wait to unlock it from the career progress thing at all😂
The Minecraft music goes hard
I think it looks dope when customised. Not a track but I’ve better than nothing.
Trackhawk would be dope !!
They could take this design and remake the bravado Grizzly we can use the updated durango hellcat demon
Thanks for the video. Hey I was thinking you and the crew should do a manhunt with ghillie, taco or broughy just an idea
I'm probably blind asf
I wasn't sure if this vehicle had 4 doors or not.
When I'm bored, I like to join contact missions and use 4 door vehicles to carry the squad if they don't wanna drive or carpool
Let’s go boys!
6:58 damn what are the odds 3 red and black cars are exactly parallel
Finally they got a trackhawk in the game. I was using the Seminole but this one right here is a dope trackhawk fr🔥
Decided to buy this rather than grind out the career progress. In the time it takes to grind the free car with the bounty office, you would have made 10+ million dollars doing anything else.
Rockstar is taking us for fools week by week month by month
Luckily this is a free unlock when you do enough Bail bonds work, if you can be bothered.
MMMM ya but the baller has missile Lock on jamer and bullet resistant windows as well.
Bro gta needs to just give us a trackhawk
See one thing i hate about the car is they called it a canis and a majority of canis vehciles look like millitary vehicles like and have that off road aspect to them this just looks like they wanted to make a sort of just plain suv but thats my opinion
Wish they made the back door normal
minecraft music on a gta vid is crazy lmao
Its a beautiful car
Canis Castigator vs Canis Saminole manhunt incoming
Did bro just used Minecraft BGM on GTA V video? Aint no wayyyy
u must be new on the channel
That was a pretty sick drift at the end. Almost looked on purpose 😂. Man they are really mailing it in with these new car options. Who could look at any of those spoilers and think they look remotely good? Why not just a small ducktail style 1 like most the other suv's? Then there is the bumpers.....WTF?
Also wanted to always ask....why white cars? You always have to change color to see liveries, why not start in 1? You love red so why not just choose red when buying?
I'm sorry but wtf are those bullbar options lmaoo and the side steps/bars give me horrid flashbacks with the bail office van...
This suv looks like my car in real life so im going to have to buy it on my Malik account 😂
It should replace the Baller STD on old gen as the fastest SUV for racing? How does it stand up against the Vivanite with the HSW upgrades? The Vivanite still number 1 on current gen?
Looks similar to jeep compass 😅
It's not bad, but it's definitely no seminol. I liked the free crawler better. If you want the best. Go with the terminus. The only one that will stand Toe to Toe with a seminole. And if you're not using a Princess Robot Bubblegum livery, what are you doing with your life
Give us a fucking Durango @rockstar
This is better with the minecraft music❤❤🎉🎉
harmnone you should do a video on the best color combos for cars
I'm so disappointed in this thing. I was waiting for it for so long and it doesn't even have an HSW and it has a mediocre top speed. The customization is garbage nobody wants an offroad performance SUV. I don't get why they drop such expensive cars and then give them such terrible top speeds and other stats. I got that new electric supercar last week and sold it after driving it twice cuz its 2.6m for a supercar that tops out at 118
I think it was nice that they made it a Carter progress as it makes it kinda rare
Carter?
@@racerdemonvalkyrie4342 career
The front looks so cool but the back really needs some normal bumpers and splitters, are these bars are whack af
Kia Sonet vibes lol
Isn’t there a trackhawk in gta5 now ? If so could you do a customisation battle with twingo n npc on the vehicle ?
It’s based on a jeep compass
Really disappointed in the bumper options for this car
bro whats ur crew colour. it looks amazing (the blue one) ?
I dont care about the trackhawk and this one is not that bad haha
Idk what Rockstars deal is with holding the cars we want most. 10 years for a cop car is just absurd
because only like 5% of the 100M players wanted them
HEYYY BOYYZ
Give us the Updated Grand Cherokee Damn it Rockstar For Fucks sake.
On God Harmnone made this car look sexy asf besides the spoiler and the roof lol
It handles good but not like the Seminole
I ain’t even gonna waste 1.6 on this bullshit🤣🤣🤣😩😩 only car I’m waiting on is the Benz.
When do you think they will release that one?
That Wing on The Back Looks Stupid But It Definitely Looked Better Wit Just The Light Bar on It
RIP Customization Battles 😭
I made a post yesterday about them lol there's one coming out tomorrow
I’m ngl fuck rockstar….we’ve been asking for a trackhawk for like 4 years and they troll us with this
Hello everyone
How they give us a BMW i8 and a hellcat but not a Trackhawk
it’s based in the new Jeep Avenger i guess
Idc what anybody says bro it looks like a trackhawk at the front and a Durango at the back so ima buy 2 one a trackhawk one a Durango srt
Wish it was a trackhawk
Chevy trax 😂
Bro i thought they zombie apocalyps was starting when i heard the black ops zombie theme song.
Jeep compass basically
Idk why, but my bumper is permanently white???
i was bout to sell my benz and vangar for this shtty machine
No Itasha Livery, not buying 😤
jeep renegade fo sho😂
Am I the only one stuck with white bumpers?
Bro me too!!! Did you fix this somehow?
@@Jan7th was yours the one you got for free? I’ve decided that’s why. Ended up buying another one & it was all good.
@@Olllliepop smfh yep that must be it
Why is the bottom part of my bumper chrome while his is black anybody know
We finally got the wack hawk, hell nah hawk 😂
I just gotta use my mf imagination and pretend its a Trackhawk ig😒
Does it have HSW upgrade?
We can buy it now ?
Very v6eee
When players are paying for the car when some got the car for free how to get the car for free career challenge not hard unless you're a try hard then it becomes hard
I'm not going to buy it since i can get it free with the career process for new gen
where to buy the canis sentinel?
U gotta find it on the street look up a picture of the canis seminole or i think u can by it on southern san andreas
The trackhawk finally
It's a jeep
@@HAT3CORE yeah ik jeep trackhawk
Wow so cool they put a TrAcK hAwK
This is a DACIA DUSTER , even the name is romanian, means "winner" all tough i cant see it here in any way.
Its not a jeep, no trackhawn no nothing, its a cheap ass crossover / suv
😳
This mf looks like a Kia.
We wanted a Trackhawk and we got a Fiat Renegade
Do better Rockstar
You're high, nothing but the tires share anything in common with the renegade.
Thanks Harm! I’m not gonna buy one!