Everything Wrong With Cocaine Bear in 21 Minutes or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps Год назад +1632

    I have a friend who worked a student cinema showing of this film. Apparently the best part was when an audience member yelled out "FUCK EM UP PADDINGTON!" during one of the action scenes.

    • @JuICyBLiinGeR
      @JuICyBLiinGeR Год назад +82

      Something happened like that when I watched the first Avengers movie as Hulk slammed Loki around. One guy yelled “bro… lol bro rewind that!”

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 Год назад +8

      Lol 🐻

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 Год назад +33

      If for whatever reason this ever re-releases I know what I’m doing.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +7

      I live to be that kind of person

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +4

      @@jeromevaleska2014me too

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Год назад +1083

    The way the cocaine acted like a health serum for the bear was one of the best parts of the movie.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 Год назад +15

      I mean, that’s Pretty much how it works 😂😂

    • @Doomed-qu8yj
      @Doomed-qu8yj Год назад +40

      @@carsonhunt4642 says someone who's definitely never even seen real cocaine

    • @twoblueuntapped886
      @twoblueuntapped886 Год назад +17

      I want to see a Legend of Zelda style game but for Cocaine Bear 😂

    • @TiL_Deimos
      @TiL_Deimos Год назад +10

      @@Doomed-qu8yjonce you start, you cant stop, i think thats what he was trying to refer to.

    • @JansenGlasc
      @JansenGlasc Год назад +2

      @@carsonhunt4642 No, that's how culture has portrayed cocaine

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Год назад +2430

    I’m just surprised that they managed to make this story into a full length feature film lmao.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Год назад +41

      Another one of those wild stories that ultimately ends up pretty mundane when you hear the rest of it, so they take advantage of the idea and make a movie around the silliness of it's potential.

    • @ashtonwise
      @ashtonwise Год назад +36

      Full length masterpiece *

    • @demonmaster666
      @demonmaster666 Год назад +21

      May the bear rest in peace 😔

    • @Dubenette
      @Dubenette Год назад +10

      I'm glad they did

    • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
      @qzy-179SanTzxkW Год назад +28

      The bear died and didnt went on a rampage
      (im fun at parties)

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac Год назад +808

    Fun fact, throughout the entire production the working title for the movie was Cocaine Bear. Then when it came to actually finding a name for it, they said we've got nothing better let's stick with Cocaine Bear.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 Год назад +31

      That makes so much sense now lol

    • @Pigismal
      @Pigismal Год назад +60

      untitled goose game energy

    • @steveouk90126
      @steveouk90126 Год назад +7

      Snakes on a Plane was the same way.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +4

      Like SNAKES ON A PLANE or my personal nightmare, BEDBUGS IN MY CAR.

    • @ProWierdchamp
      @ProWierdchamp Год назад +1

      Fun fact, Elizabeth Banks directed the movie

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz Год назад +1205

    This movie is 90% people walking through the woods, 10% cocaine bear and somehow, it still kept my attention. This is the kind of film RLM would have roasted in an episode of Best of the Worst under different circumstances.

    • @choochoopicklepie
      @choochoopicklepie Год назад +28

      I thought the same thing. Cocaine bear didn’t spend much time cocaine bearing

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 Год назад +7

      Yeah, instead they roasted it on HitB

    • @joebuck4957
      @joebuck4957 Год назад +4

      They reviewd it on half in the bag and hated it.

    • @geomania8533
      @geomania8533 Год назад +6

      Feels like a Legendary Godzilla movie, 90% human 10% kaijus. WHICH SUCKS

    • @sithyarael6807
      @sithyarael6807 Год назад +5

      Oh it is based off a true story. Yet the bear was found dead after eating like 5 pounds of coke. This is just a funny movie and last one that Ray Liotta made. It is a turn off your brain movie

  • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
    @ronaldeliascorderocalles Год назад +2903

    I'm still surprised that scene with kids doing cocaine was not considered controversial at all.

    • @FoolsGil
      @FoolsGil Год назад +138

      I heard Elizabeth Banks did get some flack for that actually

    • @moneyjunkie2805
      @moneyjunkie2805 Год назад

      @@FoolsGil doubt it Hollywood has done some crazy shit

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits Год назад +180

      Probably because they weren't technically doing it. I mean, they put it in their mouths, not their noses, and they didn't even swallow it.

    • @KoltVEVO
      @KoltVEVO Год назад +214

      I’d like to think that the people going into this weren’t the type of people to get all mad over kids trying cocaine, considering a bear did it and all. If it was any other movie though it probably would have got controversial

    • @arctic3007
      @arctic3007 Год назад +74

      @@VicenteTorresAliasVits i'd imagine they ingested some amount of it from it becoming mixed with saliva, unless they spat a bunch/risned with water. didnt see the whole scene, also having no info on cocaine im assuming it can still be absorbed into your bloodstream thru stomach. either way having kids in contact with cocaine is something i would assume people would start a twitter rant about.

  • @GreenOfFields
    @GreenOfFields Год назад +181

    9:42
    This reminds me of a joke that tends to get more popular when city people move into the forest-side:
    “If a bear is chasing you but you don’t know what kind it is, climb a tree. If it chases you up the tree to kill you, it was a black bear. If it tears the tree down to kill you, it was a brown bear. If there’s no tree in sight, it was a polar bear.”

    • @BillPurkayastha
      @BillPurkayastha Год назад +15

      If it claws your face off before you can reach the tree, it was a sloth bear.

    • @morticiaheisenberg9679
      @morticiaheisenberg9679 Год назад +3

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @masere
      @masere Год назад +6

      If it's got white on its nose, it's a cocaine bear.

    • @Darapsa
      @Darapsa 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@masere Thank you!

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Год назад +366

    I love that this whole movie comes from the fact that a dead bear was found in the woods once having ODed on cocaine.

    • @slayerdwarfify
      @slayerdwarfify Год назад +14

      Oh so that really is what the movie is about. Every ad I got for it relyed on the name and only the name, nothing about the movie itself. I fr thought it was a parody of something until it actually released

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion Год назад +42

      @@slayerdwarfify yep. In the real event, nobody was hurt by the bear. It just died from too much cocaine.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Год назад +3

      The greatest High ever!

    • @Kai81194
      @Kai81194 Год назад +18

      @Hitchbot true, the guy smuggling and dropping the cocaine died tho, but his co-pilot who allegedly knew nothing of the coke survived.

    • @jettanyx1
      @jettanyx1 Год назад

      @@NoviceElitethis way they can make a crazy ass movie and still claim “based on a true story”

  • @citizensane4387
    @citizensane4387 Год назад +104

    20:10 “Cocaine bear survives this…and this…by snorting more cocaine….oh, and she also survives all the cocaine!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethontesmer4544
    @ethontesmer4544 Год назад +250

    While this movie may not be the best removing the sin at the end for Ray Liotta was well deserved. RIP what a legend!!

  • @afterlight7632
    @afterlight7632 Год назад +106

    The funniest part of Cocaine Bear for me was looking down and realize the guy in front of me was on his phone switching between watching porn and playing mobile games beside his girlfriend. Great bonding experience for myself, my boyfriend and my little brother on his 17th birthday.

  • @rolandosanchez1048
    @rolandosanchez1048 Год назад +199

    The bear lived for like 2 mins in real life. Made a whole movie about it lol.
    Fact that the kids did a knife of pure cocaine (about a 8ball worth) to the mouth but had no reaction to it or didn’t OD is wild.

    • @UnionCowboy
      @UnionCowboy Год назад +20

      The bear found the drugs,
      got high,
      ran maybe a hundred feet, refused to elaborate,
      and then died.

    • @lamelwinston7101
      @lamelwinston7101 Год назад

      Lol, more like a 7, those kids woulda been soooo high then maybe dead. They also woulda had a nice puke session together 1st. Lol

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 Год назад +2

      @@UnionCowboyroll credits

  • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
    @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez Год назад +44

    It's kind of amazing that the writers took "Black bear eats a shit ton of cocaine and died" and turned it into "Black bear eats a shit ton of cocaine and goes on a rampage the Slasher flick".

  • @101mylo
    @101mylo Год назад +63

    "Freddy urses Jason" as an animal lover I really appreciated that joke lol

  • @noahlopez2539
    @noahlopez2539 Год назад +36

    Best part about this movie is at no point does it take itself seriously

  • @KDizzy6
    @KDizzy6 Год назад +103

    When I watched this film, after about 20 min. of Daveed's screen time, I was like, "It's like the producers wanted to have Ice Cube in this movie but couldn't get him so they settled for this guy."
    *me watching the credits*
    "Oh shit! That's Ice Cube's son!"
    Felt like a real ass after that. XD

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 Год назад +13

      Giving you a sin for not knowing who Ice Cube's son is and thinking "this guy" just looks a lot like him. He played his young dad in Straight Outta Compton.

    • @KDizzy6
      @KDizzy6 Год назад +5

      @@jeffs6090 Sin me if you will, seems a little unnecessary as I already stated I felt like an ass but I'll take that L. In my defense, I didn't recognize him in this movie. I knew who he was in "Straight Outta Compton". Didn't know he was in anything else.

  • @TheRook__if
    @TheRook__if Год назад +839

    I don’t know how you can sin such a perfect movie as Cocaine Bear.

    • @air03man
      @air03man Год назад +16

      Brought to you by "transformers rise of the beast wars" featuring a bonus end credit scene in theaters this Friday

    • @hamstimanent107
      @hamstimanent107 Год назад +7

      Apparently you can

    • @FruScarpia
      @FruScarpia Год назад +21

      That’s why the sponsor was “Better Help,”come on…😂

    • @I.pray.to.George.Carlin
      @I.pray.to.George.Carlin Год назад +4

      Goes to show there is no such thing as perfection

    • @DrewskiGames24
      @DrewskiGames24 Год назад +17

      No movie is without sin

  • @ebonyhague7264
    @ebonyhague7264 Год назад +100

    This movie had me hooked from the start, the cherry on top was when the bear snorted coke off of a severed leg. Absolute gold.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Год назад +67

    Cocaine Bear just wanted to go for a walk.
    A very enthusiastic walk.

  • @Stekarmange
    @Stekarmange Год назад +66

    That little girl putting a spoonful of allegedly premium grade cocaine would DEFINITELY feel the effects of this, even if she didnt snort it. Cocaine bioavailability is lower ingested but its still absorbed through the mouth and at the very least she would have a VERY numb mouth. Now it's blurred and I haven't seen the movie but that looks to be somewhere between 5-15g. She would be zootin' lol.

    • @Beertje21
      @Beertje21 Год назад +2

      Experience?

    • @patmakesperfect
      @patmakesperfect Год назад +11

      I said the same thing when I saw it and yes from experience

    • @Stekarmange
      @Stekarmange Год назад

      @@Beertje21 🤷‍♂️

    • @vincenzoditrolio6985
      @vincenzoditrolio6985 Год назад +1

      How do you think she managed to run so far with a messed up leg

  • @juliashenandoah3965
    @juliashenandoah3965 Год назад +25

    Looks like a masterpiece! The scene when the bear was dying but a small cloud of cocaine was enough to make him jump up again and spit out the bullet was hilarious.

    • @IWantToPetYourDog
      @IWantToPetYourDog 8 месяцев назад

      I see your Cocaine Bear and raise you Attack of the Meth Gator. That's actually a movie. 😂

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Год назад +220

    It honestly would've made more sense to have the bear die, then have her cubs come back in the sequel.

    • @IceBear-jb1ip
      @IceBear-jb1ip Год назад +34

      Coming this summer “Cocaine Bear-s”

    • @thefreddyfazter781
      @thefreddyfazter781 Год назад +44

      @@IceBear-jb1ip Cocaine Cubs, if you will.

    • @TheFlock83
      @TheFlock83 Год назад +31

      Are you trying to get Cocaine Bear’s Revenge?
      Cause that’s how you get Cocaine Bear’s Revenge

    • @vincenzomarino9206
      @vincenzomarino9206 Год назад +14

      @@IceBear-jb1ip "This time it's personal"

    • @Scaro15
      @Scaro15 Год назад +12

      Was thinking of Cocaine Cubbies, and have multiple sequels like Air Buddies

  • @KmartNotWalmart
    @KmartNotWalmart Год назад +353

    I watched Cocaine Bear in theatres with a couple friends
    Best experience of my life

    • @Jadeleev
      @Jadeleev Год назад +7

      Me too I’m happy I watched it in the movies

    • @EKUgrad1
      @EKUgrad1 Год назад

      Were you high?

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Год назад +4

      Yeah my wife and I watched it on the big screen. Had an absolute blast.

    • @omniunown
      @omniunown Год назад +5

      Same. I enjoyed it way more than whatever they did to Return of the Jedi a few weeks later

    • @sithyarael6807
      @sithyarael6807 Год назад +4

      Oh it is based off a true story. Yet the bear was found dead after eating like 5 pounds of coke. This is just a funny movie and last one that Ray Liotta made. It is a turn off your brain movie

  • @bravepigster
    @bravepigster Год назад +24

    I love that this movie came from not only a story about a bear that did cocaine, but the comment that was left on that post where someone said “there was probably a small amount of time where it was the most dangerous apex predator on any fucking continent.”

  • @matthewvorwald7169
    @matthewvorwald7169 Год назад +95

    This movie is awesome. I saw it in the theater when it came out and have loved it ever since. We need more movies like this. Movies that don't take themselves seriously and are just plain fun.

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 Год назад +6

    "Freddie Ursus Jason" 😂. Your bountiful and brilliant bear puns are comedy gold.

  • @andrewconway8377
    @andrewconway8377 Год назад +353

    I knew what I was getting going into this movie and I enjoy it for what it is. A fun, stupid movie that you can shut your brain off and just laugh at!

    • @mexicutioner5882
      @mexicutioner5882 Год назад +1

      it's sorta like kingsman, you enjoy it if you don't take it super seriously

    • @thunderd7904
      @thunderd7904 Год назад +3

      I went in with that mindset, but just found it more boring than anything. Too much humans walking, not enough bear ripping people’s guts out and tanking bullets.

    • @jazzora
      @jazzora Год назад

      it COULD have been exactly that... if the whole movie had actually kept the energy of the ambulance scene

  • @emantabrizi8218
    @emantabrizi8218 Год назад +9

    12:06 ... Thank you for the Scott Seiss reference. He should've had a bigger role in this movie. He died rrrrrreally quickly.

  • @diegovaldes3785
    @diegovaldes3785 Год назад +11

    I was hoping for a bonus round of every time the word "cocaine" was said

  • @ironwolf5802
    @ironwolf5802 Год назад +86

    My boyfriend and I saw the poster for the movie when we went to see Puss in Boots 2 and I just started laughing because thought it was a made up B horror movie. Later that week found out vary loosely based on a bear who had cocaine but the real one died shortly after having some of the dropped stash. The real lesson is, if it can kill a bear, it can kill you.

    • @jeffreybowen2068
      @jeffreybowen2068 Год назад +2

      It can be so much worse than that... my fiancé (if I can still call her that) and myself are both recovering addicts. I was very fortunate in that I didn’t contract any kind of chemical imbalances due to my use... she however, wasn’t so lucky. She was diagnosed last year with schizophrenia and her mental state has steadily deteriorated. She is unrecognizable (in personality) from the person that I love. It’s as though she’s gone, but I still have to see her walking around... no longer the wonderful person that I fell in love with. Her mother and I are trying desperately to get her to seek treatment, but she’s convinced (because of the schizophrenia) that we’re trying to manipulate her and control her until we find the right time to end her life. It’s a horrible situation to be a part of, but there’s not much to do except keep trying to convince her that she needs treatment.

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 Год назад +1

      ​@@bull420840 I mean you have to try? The worse thing you can do to a loved one is give up on them when they need you the most. Cutting her off would likely just have her wound up dying from her addiction.

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 Год назад

      Very*

    • @Baysidemom2
      @Baysidemom2 Год назад +1

      ​@@jeffreybowen2068 I wish you well in your recovery, I hope your fiancée also gets there one day. I also hope you don't destroy yourself trying to help her 💕

    • @jeffreybowen2068
      @jeffreybowen2068 Год назад +1

      @@Baysidemom2 I really appreciate that, I’m going to do what I can, but I’m not going to lose everything I’ve worked for to save someone who can’t be saved, if this last incident isn’t enough of a wake up for her, I’ll never convince her that she needs help.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 Год назад +6

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “Cocaine” and “Bear”

  • @bagelmaster2498
    @bagelmaster2498 Год назад +86

    Ngl man this movie is pretty damn good if you don’t take it too seriously. I went in wanting to see a bear that liked cocaine and I got a movie about a bear that liked cocaine so I’m happy.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Год назад +5

      exactly lol it's just a silly fun movie that if your not uptight and can relax its a great movie

    • @DanClegg
      @DanClegg Год назад +5

      An utterly awful movie.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 Год назад +5

      I went in with low expectations and was still disappointed. Who is the good guy in this movie? Are we supposed to be rooting for the fucking bear that killed like 40 people? The movie has no direction and makes zero sense.

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 Год назад +1

      ​@@ChaotiX1 You know what? Good for the movie I think ppl should just stop caring at this point about movies. They'll never live up to the memorableness like the past of Hollywood so it's pointless to keep hoping otherwise.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 Год назад

      @@dewolf123 oh yeah we should just accept the future that Idiocracy showed us where everyone enjoys a 2 hr and 25 minute movie about some guys ass, affectionately titled "Ass".
      Thats the future you want, correct?

  • @twoblueuntapped886
    @twoblueuntapped886 Год назад +19

    Fun fact: my girlfriend and I saw this in theaters and it was awesome, but almost beat for beat I caught most of these exact same sins in the theatre. I also leaned over to her and did the "it's over Anakin, I have the high ground" during that one scene as well 😂
    And I don't say this to be like "I did it first, you're not original," I'm saying it to show that I watch so much of this channel that I can't watch movies normally anymore to the point I'm able to pick out the exact same sins before the sins video even exists, lol

  • @bloodwolfgaming9269
    @bloodwolfgaming9269 Год назад +25

    I remember making that same joke/sin in the theaters to my buddy about the guy saying the bear's vagina was on his ear. I was just like "Unless he turned into a damn pretzel when the bear fell on him, there's just no way."

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten Год назад +1

      Hahahahahahahaha

  • @backwardsangels
    @backwardsangels Год назад +9

    I just watched this movie and its by far the funniest horror movie I've ever seen, I was laughing my ass off the whole time 😭

  • @babalonkie
    @babalonkie Месяц назад +1

    2:21
    Oi... that's the 3rd time you have done that "Joke"...

  • @TreasuredTears
    @TreasuredTears Год назад +4

    The “God Bless You!” Moment was so perfectly done.

  • @sithyarael6807
    @sithyarael6807 Год назад +9

    RIP Ray Liotta. You will be missed. This was a great move to end your career. It brought all the laughs like all your movies did.

  • @jacobsonstudiosgoji
    @jacobsonstudiosgoji Год назад +4

    this was one of my favorite movies of this year

  • @Random_Human_Person
    @Random_Human_Person Год назад +2

    “That’s a bear! Boom!” That was hilarious. I had to pause to take a laugh breaks. Set up was great.

  • @Mehow-ex2lj
    @Mehow-ex2lj Год назад +7

    This should have been a 30 minute movie

  • @TheCadet100
    @TheCadet100 Год назад +2

    “Freddy Ursus Jason” is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard on this channel

  • @SlothArchivee
    @SlothArchivee Год назад +3

    The scene when the sheriff is looking around after having shot the kid, the sheriff at one point just yells so fast "where's the bEAARRRRR?!?!?!?" and it cracks me up every time

  • @xxierarchuleta719
    @xxierarchuleta719 Год назад +1

    The way he recognized the dude at 12:18 is just hilarious even if it is mistaken identity😂😂

  • @calebwoodward9097
    @calebwoodward9097 Год назад +6

    Missed your vids man. Looking forward to more ❤

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 Год назад +1

    9:16 "I never understand anything when they do this!" - Shadow (Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey)

  • @piperbird7193
    @piperbird7193 Год назад +4

    The bear really is in a Lexington shop. It's not really in a proper mall, but the place is called Kentucky Fun Mall. They decorate it for different holidays.

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 Год назад +2

    14:45 I estimate that if he could climb that tree, he could jump from it to that roof. He could even do it from a small enough height to not break his legs on impact with the roof. Unfortunately, there is a decent chance that the roof would localy break and he would fall throught it.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Год назад +3

    Ah yes, the movie that finally decides to ask the daring question: What if you made a Syfy Original Movie with maybe a 4% higher budget than normal?

  • @shawnstrife5527
    @shawnstrife5527 Год назад +1

    did i catch a reference (ikea guy) to the mustached content creator that does angry worker skits? fantastic

  • @RyANWaLlEt
    @RyANWaLlEt Год назад +4

    Has EVERYONE forgotten the Better Help controversy? What even is this reality

    • @karine-v
      @karine-v Год назад +4

      I was hoping I was not the only one disappointed by this ad.

    • @AutisticBearLover
      @AutisticBearLover Год назад +2

      I literally just read about it before I found your comment😭

  • @SteveO760
    @SteveO760 Год назад +11

    RIP Ray Liotta. I went into it looking for a fun time and I wasn't disappointed. Given current climate I was shocked they got away with 10 year olds doing coke.

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 Год назад +13

    My favorite part was when the bear said “it’s cocainin time” and then cocained all over the place

  • @jaredzeno472
    @jaredzeno472 Год назад +3

    The "In Loving Memory of Ray Liotta" part got me emotional 😢 😭. RIP LEGEND. Gone too soon

  • @Velg
    @Velg Год назад +7

    That Ikea joke 🤣

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 Год назад +1

    I was so disappointed when I found out that the movie wasn’t just Yogi bear but on coke

  • @musicmovienerd9179
    @musicmovienerd9179 Год назад +41

    Cocaine Bear is the movie of all time. We can’t be out here sinning this masterpiece

  • @dttheimmortal2736
    @dttheimmortal2736 Год назад +1

    21:28 As someone who lives in St Louis, this moment is made dumber when you know that there are 3 major colleges downtown STL that are basically just gigantic hospitals

  • @firecrest3325
    @firecrest3325 Год назад +2

    Ai write a 1980s horror movie.
    Comes out like this.
    Writers: Let's replace killer with bear.
    Producers: done
    Writers: Errr okay... strike!

  • @deltor5849
    @deltor5849 9 месяцев назад +1

    There really is only 1 sin in this movie. And that is it existed.

  • @EdwardZNorton
    @EdwardZNorton Год назад +4

    The black bear behavior information they share is complete and utter bull, black bears are EXTREMELY territorial, and if you get in a fight with one you're liable to die either way so the better option is to fight back lol

  • @Aaron-zu3xn
    @Aaron-zu3xn 7 месяцев назад +2

    please look into BH they're NOT professional therapists and it literally tells you "do not use this service if you have a mental health issue/crisis". they had a list of real doctors and without their permission they were claiming these doctors to be on staff but they'd always be "busy" and you'd be sent to someone who isn't the real doctor.

  • @lesbiennehouse9567
    @lesbiennehouse9567 Год назад +4

    hell yea, i was looking for something to watch as i eat lunch and hit this jay 😂😂😂

  • @williamhess180
    @williamhess180 Год назад +1

    you forgot the sin for the fact they didn't use the Eric Clapton song at any point during the movie

  • @sethmizrachi8337
    @sethmizrachi8337 Год назад +4

    I had just finished rewatching Bojack Horseman when I saw this in theaters. I saw Margo Martindale's name in the opening credits and just knew she would kill somebody.

  • @noot3778
    @noot3778 Год назад +1

    15:52 female black bears are about 170 kg, so he'd be very dead at that point.

  • @gene4438
    @gene4438 Год назад +3

    Movie of the Century
    Deserves all the awards

  • @shadowoffob555
    @shadowoffob555 3 месяца назад +1

    I want a movie of a cracked up raccoon, it shall be called crackcoon

  • @Macephtopheles
    @Macephtopheles Год назад +10

    6:37 The thing about that is she'd still have got quite an effect from that. Sure she's meant to have spat some/most out but for the amount she put in her gob, she'd have inevitably swallowed some of the coke and most certainly had some absorbed into her gums and mouth. Snorting it is obviously quicker but there's no way she would be unaffected by that.

  • @NecroticRip
    @NecroticRip Год назад +2

    Anybody else’s Siri activate at the 6:05 mark 😂

  • @canadafresh9737
    @canadafresh9737 Год назад +31

    It’s a masterpiece. No need for sinning.

  • @Tychus
    @Tychus 6 месяцев назад

    3:30 Best "In case you confused it with" ever.

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 Год назад +19

    Moral of the story: Just because you *can* make a movie about anything, that doesn't mean you *should!*

  • @iwatchkittenvids45
    @iwatchkittenvids45 Год назад +1

    I am SHOCKED that out of all the things you sin, you didn't sin the fact that the guy was pristine and identifiable after falling out of a plane onto a driveway without ever opening his parachute

  • @dgvprincess7187
    @dgvprincess7187 Год назад +13

    The baby coke bears were my favorite part. They were so fucking cute. I just wanted to cuddle them.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Год назад

      That's... That's a good way to lose a face.
      Cuddling Cocaine Cubs, and 1001 other disastrous ways to die.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 21 день назад

      Ok

  • @idlehour
    @idlehour 20 дней назад +1

    I built the bear and people for this video film

  • @davidatkinson7474
    @davidatkinson7474 Год назад +3

    I found it far more entertaining than it had any right to be 🤣

  • @ItsViolaRose
    @ItsViolaRose Год назад +1

    Did anyone else only click on this video just to see if “cocaine bear” is actually a real movie?

  • @Dill9540
    @Dill9540 Год назад +16

    Saw this movie in theaters and it was hilarious

    • @superjackster0165
      @superjackster0165 Год назад +2

      Same. I saw it on opening night and everyone in the sold out theater was howling with laughter throughout the entire movie

  • @Osma777
    @Osma777 Год назад

    "Again, opening the door and closing the door behind her like a polite cocaine bear." I have no idea why, but this had me cracking up.

  • @Sumirevins
    @Sumirevins Год назад +6

    I love the part when the Bear said "It's Cokain time" and Cokained all over the woods.

  • @SaturdayAdventures
    @SaturdayAdventures Год назад

    "Freddy Ursus Jason" may be your finest joke ever.

  • @davidmcgill1000
    @davidmcgill1000 Год назад +2

    Honestly, we need more comedy slasher movies.

  • @JohnTRay
    @JohnTRay Год назад +1

    Freddy Ursus Jason 😂

  • @alaskanspringtime
    @alaskanspringtime Год назад +13

    Better Help is horrible! Please stop pairing with them and spreading their information.

  • @chriscunningham6401
    @chriscunningham6401 Год назад +1

    None of them should be able to hear each other next to a waterfall.

  • @Abbojnr
    @Abbojnr Год назад +7

    10:38
    This was one of the scenes I laughed at the hardest for, but not because of the movie's joke,
    Me and some friends were seeing it on one of their birthdays, and the cinema was fairly empty,
    And as soon as the door opened to show the bear some about 3 rows down for us goes "Hi how are ya?" in an uncanny Spongebob Squarepants impression,

  • @othatsparks8818
    @othatsparks8818 Год назад

    Another SIN is that in the actual story nobody died, just a dead bear

  • @CutHardstylez
    @CutHardstylez Год назад +10

    I LOVED this movie, but I think the climax and ending could have been written better.

    • @superjackster0165
      @superjackster0165 Год назад +1

      I agree. I think it would’ve been better if Eddie and Daveed had met Sari and the kids much earlier because I would’ve loved to have their interactions more

  • @Sleepybrainz
    @Sleepybrainz Год назад +1

    20:15 in the true story this film is loosely based on, the bear did die from a cocaine overdose quickly after eating said cocaine.

  • @richboyprado
    @richboyprado Год назад +5

    I usually enjoy your sins
    But cocaine bear is a cinematic masterpiece, and I mean that, sincerely

  • @hognuckles
    @hognuckles Год назад +1

    Thank you so much for the mental health intro! ❤

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +4

    A crazy drugged-out version of the movie Grizzly.

  • @MistyWarden
    @MistyWarden Год назад +1

    Freddy Ursus Jason is the pure poetry we count on From Cinema Sins

  • @Vinnie_728
    @Vinnie_728 Год назад +8

    I really feel like this just.. didn't need to be a movie.

  • @firegirl4707
    @firegirl4707 2 дня назад

    "I'm tired of being reminded that I know these stuff and that thing!"
    Me too buddy. me too.

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 Год назад +5

    Thank you for noting the girl's room with "every 80s thing ever." I was a teenager in the 80s, and I remember being able to walk into someone's room and immediately being able to figure out their taste in music and other forms of entertainment based on their poster choices. Movies actually made in the era actually did a much better job of decorating rooms based on the personality of the character. Modern films set in the 80s often take the randomly-generated-list-of-80's-things approach.

  • @girlgamer2804
    @girlgamer2804 Год назад

    Watched this in the theaters with my hubby. There was a small kid sitting next to me who wouldn't stfu. Had to resist yeeting him

  • @enbysheriff
    @enbysheriff Год назад +4

    The moment the ambulance started to drive away, I completely lost it and was in absolute tears because it just hit me what I was watching.
    Something my boyfriend pointed out once we left was that the film has soooo many chances to make controversial/out-of-pocket jokes but surprisingly didn't

  • @ashparker927
    @ashparker927 Год назад

    I love how normal RUclipsrs get sponsors from video games or vpns and shit like that but your sponsor is therapy it’s like the universe is telling you that you need it 🤣