And that means time to be reincarnated.. if you don't get the reference a common manga and anime trope is when a person gets hit by a vehicle(usually a specific kind) reincarnation/reborn in another world happens
@@redbloodblade7179 Devil: You're gonna stay here for eternity- wait, Cap? Oh, sorry, you can go home now. Edit: Wait, Henry? lol I never though I'd see you here.
"The Old Man and the Sea" is nothing like that. I mean, there is an old man, the sea, a fish, and a shark, but... they're not the same entity. It's Hemmingway, not Lovecraft.
@@rexjolles Correct, the fish is a marlin, not a shark. It gets eaten by a shark and never makes it back to shore. When I consider that and describe this game in the vaguest terms possible, the book and the game are identical.
the lion is the only one im having a hard time placing, because if i recall all the sealife shown were parts of the plot, they just werent... elderly body builders... I think i recall a part about an arm wrestling match going on for several hours too, but that mightve been another book i was forced to read instead of binging my 5th childrens fantasy novel series, so i think the whole gameplay is also weirdly enough from the book too
From wikipedia: The Old Man and the Sea tells the story of a battle between an aging, experienced fisherman, Santiago, and a large marlin. The story opens with Santiago having gone 84 days without catching a fish, and now being seen as "salao", the worst form of unluckiness. He is so unlucky that his young apprentice, Manolin, has been forbidden by his parents to sail with him and has been told instead to fish with successful fishermen. The boy visits Santiago's shack each night, hauling his fishing gear, preparing food, talking about American baseball and his favorite player, Joe DiMaggio. Santiago tells Manolin that on the next day, he will venture far out into the Gulf Stream, north of Cuba in the Straits of Florida to fish, confident that his unlucky streak is near its end. On the eighty-fifth day of his unlucky streak, Santiago takes his skiff into the Gulf Stream, sets his lines and by noon, has his bait taken by a big fish that he is sure is a marlin. Unable to haul in the great marlin, Santiago is instead pulled by the marlin, and two days and nights pass with Santiago holding onto the line. Though wounded by the struggle and in pain, Santiago expresses a compassionate appreciation for his adversary, often referring to him as a brother. He also determines that, because of the fish's great dignity, no one shall deserve to eat the marlin. On the third day, the fish begins to circle the skiff. Santiago, worn out and almost delirious, uses all his remaining strength to pull the fish onto its side and stab the marlin with a harpoon. Santiago straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and heads home, thinking about the high price the fish will bring him at the market and how many people he will feed. On his way in to shore, sharks are attracted to the marlin's blood. Santiago kills a great mako shark with his harpoon, but he loses the weapon. He makes a new harpoon by strapping his knife to the end of an oar to help ward off the next line of sharks; five sharks are slain and many others are driven away. But the sharks keep coming, and by nightfall the sharks have almost devoured the marlin's entire carcass, leaving a skeleton consisting mostly of its backbone, its tail, and its head. Santiago knows that he is destroyed and tells the sharks of how they have killed his dreams. Upon reaching the shore before dawn on the next day, Santiago struggles to his shack, carrying the heavy mast on his shoulder, leaving the fish head and the bones on the shore. Once home, he slumps onto his bed and falls into a deep sleep. A group of fishermen gather the next day around the boat where the fish's skeleton is still attached. One of the fishermen measures it to be 18 feet (5.5 m) from nose to tail. Pedrico is given the head of the fish, and the other fishermen tell Manolin to tell the old man how sorry they are. Tourists at the nearby café mistakenly take it for a shark. The boy, worried about the old man, cries upon finding him safe asleep and at his injured hands. Manolin brings him newspapers and coffee. When the old man wakes, they promise to fish together once again. Upon his return to sleep, Santiago dreams of his youth-of lions on an African beach.
for those wondering at the end of the old man club. When he wrestled the shark, said sharks (presumably) brother was sneaking around in the back round and had a little snack. called the swordfish.
Hey captain sauce, can you please play my campaign called "defend ze bard!" I worked really hard on it and have been asking you to play it for a while now!
@@wyattnovak6310 no way that's impossible how could i of all people not be first i eat sleep and breath captainsause its the name of my favorite cereal (this is not a sus comment to all people who don't know what jokes are)
I absolutely love this series! Such an awesomely awesome guy. You find the strangest games and say the most crazy things. After you get fired, you quit the building😭😭😭 Damn those fish dudes have hairy groins 😱
Since 3 random games is what hooked me on this channel, I would love to have the option of a shirt, but if 100% cotton isn't an option I'll have to admire it from afar.
Hey Sauce! I've noticed that it's been a while since you've played any SCP related stuff, so I'm going to suggest SCP: Containment Breach. It's a really cool game, and I would like to hear your commentary. Have a good day!
"How about going to the cinema tomorrow?" "Sounds great!" RUclips PREMIUM LETS YOU WATCH VIDEOS UNINTERRUPTED! Me: wrong cinema youtube... But nice try
Captain sauce I really like your content your jokes just every time you make a RUclips video I’m just so happy to see that RUclipsrs like you are uploading in 2021 even though this virus is really taking a toll on everyone so thank you 🙏🏿
Zoe: I'm giving you this dangerous knowledge of how to manipulate me-
Cap: **CRIMINAL MIND INTENSIFIES**
*PAYDAY 2 SOUNDTRACK INTENSIFIES*
@@wheeleekwazee1641 lol
It should be Zoe: I'm giving you this dangerous knowledge of how to manipulate me-
Cap: Help me spell penis.
@Joseph Mbogmasse **Escapist Mind Intensifies**
Speaking of karma here he is
Another unpredictable part about this series isnt the games, its the adjective you use to describe it
Yes
*claps* nice pun
Hii
Cap: **thinks about making 3 random games merch**
Literally everyone: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
I know what I'm wasting my money on
My happiness is immeasurable and my day is perfect.
I very much agree
same
Ikr
:D
I know the nostalgia that reminds you of older captain sauce videos
“I spoke too soon when I said you were gross,”
*Captain Sauce 2021*
Well, i guess it is better than "Spit-bucket-searching-for-something"
Mmm
Its here 24:00
"I'am an actual badass"
Cap after hitting a child so hard they started bleeding
Jelly bones
Are you Irish?
Jelly child
"While walking home, a bus crashes into you, killing you."
*Well this went from 0-100 real quick.*
And that means time to be reincarnated.. if you don't get the reference a common manga and anime trope is when a person gets hit by a vehicle(usually a specific kind) reincarnation/reborn in another world happens
The bus went from 100 to 0 real quick
And god know that bus can’t do it but if you do 100-0 it shows how alive you are
Lloyd Landrum the weebs are online again
@@k9t0nk I was about to say that lmao
Fun fact: the second game is how Cap met his girlfriend and had their first date
Really??
@@Dancing-Bomb no, its a joke...
Hopefully
.
Fun fact: If you say fun fact people will read it carefully.
@@AwesomeStudios10 fun fact: he's right
Cap: *gets a good life*
Bridge of Life: *opens coffin* Alright, get in.
**Coffin Dance Music Intensifies**
Cap:dies
God:alright you can go home now.
@@redbloodblade7179 Devil: You're gonna stay here for eternity- wait, Cap? Oh, sorry, you can go home now.
Edit: Wait, Henry? lol I never though I'd see you here.
"I can spell out the word penis" Dear god.
Yes he can
there’s more
@@NeedyBoBeedy No...
@@NeedyBoBeedy you beat me to it
@@tru3846 In this bucket, is the final wish of every man here.
"I don't know how life works I'm bad at it"
quote of the year
Cap: says something funny
Everyone: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
So everything he says is funny
Noted.
You could make a whole playscript listing all the funny things Cap says, it's just a lot
I wonder if there going to be any more content like go simulator or the contact
Nobody:
Captain-sauce : time for a weird thumbnail
"I dont want a sample of your meat, sir" -Captainsauce 2021
I thought she was going to say "hey toss it in me" but apparently not.
-Captainsauce 2021
2:26 My school has a teacher everyone calls “Dr. Shmitler”
Lemme guess, he has the mustache?
@@noobgod4272 I have never seen HER face
Dr.shmi*wheeze laugh*
I just got out of the shower YES perfect timing.
Same
omg same but I have no clothes on do you
🤦♂️@AFK BOY 🤦♂️
@@joekevin7241 oh I take that as a compliment
@@afkboy5925 If that was a pickup line that was smooth, but if it wasn't, that was embarrassing.
First thing I see fish.
Me: *FISH*
Hot fish~
The game’s weirdness: *GAS GAS GAS, IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*
Not funny didn't laugh
@@rexjolles it was pretty funny
@@rexjolles and then there’s chunky he’s dead
The Old Man and the sea is a pretty good book, the fish part goes on for a little too long though!
30 seconds in and we've got a winnet
Yup I no
Vid says it's been out for 43 mins and yet the comment is 50 mins
These videos are the ones I look forward to on a bad day, I love these videos, they’re so funny and make me laugh
I’m am currently reading old man in the sea for school currently and I can tell you this is extremely accurate
right? like... its weird how close to the plot that game ended up being
Watching the third game without sound was... an experience
"Chubby little weiner fingers" was the best thing I heard all day
0:01 What have I just Witnessed
What edition is this? Extra genetic chernoblification?
You got unibrow boy, Roid fish, And a guy who's vocal chords are shaped like index cards
Cap awesome content I can’t imagine how much fun this video was to make and so I say thank you for giving all of us an amazing laugh!
Cmon u can't use all the letters of the alphabet on your first try
3 random games is my 2nd fav series on this channel
Whats your first?
@@ragingpros3755 TABS
Is the first TABS?
@@ombaaa ah yes me too!
"The Old Man and the Sea" is nothing like that. I mean, there is an old man, the sea, a fish, and a shark, but... they're not the same entity. It's Hemmingway, not Lovecraft.
Yeah, but... it’s clearly based off of the book.
I have no idea what you talking about this exactly like the story
Its a marlin not s shark
@@rexjolles Correct, the fish is a marlin, not a shark. It gets eaten by a shark and never makes it back to shore. When I consider that and describe this game in the vaguest terms possible, the book and the game are identical.
the lion is the only one im having a hard time placing, because if i recall all the sealife shown were parts of the plot, they just werent... elderly body builders...
I think i recall a part about an arm wrestling match going on for several hours too, but that mightve been another book i was forced to read instead of binging my 5th childrens fantasy novel series, so i think the whole gameplay is also weirdly enough from the book too
“I don’t know how life works I’m not good at it” -CaptainSauce 2021
“Stop quoting sentences from videos” -me
But the; "I can spell the word penis" is too good not to.
How can you not quote that? Also that’s never going to stop
“No”
-me
@UN Owen bruh
Holy shit that some bigballs right there
The swordfish makes me so sad 😭
It gave me COVID
he had a sack
@Egg T bring him back
When she said “I’ll trust you’ll use it well” we all knew Capt wouldent do that, u should have seen that side glare
“I spoke to soon when i said you were gross”
-Every girl i ever talked to
oof size: supreme
3 random games. The best series of all series.
From wikipedia:
The Old Man and the Sea tells the story of a battle between an aging, experienced fisherman, Santiago, and a large marlin. The story opens with Santiago having gone 84 days without catching a fish, and now being seen as "salao", the worst form of unluckiness. He is so unlucky that his young apprentice, Manolin, has been forbidden by his parents to sail with him and has been told instead to fish with successful fishermen. The boy visits Santiago's shack each night, hauling his fishing gear, preparing food, talking about American baseball and his favorite player, Joe DiMaggio. Santiago tells Manolin that on the next day, he will venture far out into the Gulf Stream, north of Cuba in the Straits of Florida to fish, confident that his unlucky streak is near its end.
On the eighty-fifth day of his unlucky streak, Santiago takes his skiff into the Gulf Stream, sets his lines and by noon, has his bait taken by a big fish that he is sure is a marlin. Unable to haul in the great marlin, Santiago is instead pulled by the marlin, and two days and nights pass with Santiago holding onto the line. Though wounded by the struggle and in pain, Santiago expresses a compassionate appreciation for his adversary, often referring to him as a brother. He also determines that, because of the fish's great dignity, no one shall deserve to eat the marlin.
On the third day, the fish begins to circle the skiff. Santiago, worn out and almost delirious, uses all his remaining strength to pull the fish onto its side and stab the marlin with a harpoon. Santiago straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and heads home, thinking about the high price the fish will bring him at the market and how many people he will feed.
On his way in to shore, sharks are attracted to the marlin's blood. Santiago kills a great mako shark with his harpoon, but he loses the weapon. He makes a new harpoon by strapping his knife to the end of an oar to help ward off the next line of sharks; five sharks are slain and many others are driven away. But the sharks keep coming, and by nightfall the sharks have almost devoured the marlin's entire carcass, leaving a skeleton consisting mostly of its backbone, its tail, and its head. Santiago knows that he is destroyed and tells the sharks of how they have killed his dreams. Upon reaching the shore before dawn on the next day, Santiago struggles to his shack, carrying the heavy mast on his shoulder, leaving the fish head and the bones on the shore. Once home, he slumps onto his bed and falls into a deep sleep.
A group of fishermen gather the next day around the boat where the fish's skeleton is still attached. One of the fishermen measures it to be 18 feet (5.5 m) from nose to tail. Pedrico is given the head of the fish, and the other fishermen tell Manolin to tell the old man how sorry they are. Tourists at the nearby café mistakenly take it for a shark. The boy, worried about the old man, cries upon finding him safe asleep and at his injured hands. Manolin brings him newspapers and coffee. When the old man wakes, they promise to fish together once again. Upon his return to sleep, Santiago dreams of his youth-of lions on an African beach.
Me looking at the muscular animals.
"Oh hell no."
Also me
"HOT."
Animals: *_Let Us Play The Hand Game_*
The cold open activated my fight or flight response
Girl: "my weakness is". Cap: " your weakness is peen".
I avoid hate like how Cap should of avoided that bus
I'm 15 and sound like a newborn
for those wondering at the end of the old man club. When he wrestled the shark, said sharks (presumably) brother was sneaking around in the back round and had a little snack. called the swordfish.
Zoe: I trust you'll use it well.
Cap: 👀... Anyway.
"Did that lose me happiness? Confidence? I don't know how life works i'm bad at it."
Cap is confirmed a robot.
I like how captainsauce has had an actual girlfriend for 11 years but he plays games like this
I like how his achievment for the life simulator was "Satan"
Hey captain sauce, can you please play my campaign called "defend ze bard!"
I worked really hard on it and have been asking you to play it for a while now!
Did you use the correct Win Condition?
Try asking him on Twitter. Chances are he will see it and might reply.
One captinsauce video a day keeps the depression away
So true
Day 12 of asking CaptainSauce to play my faction in tabs called “Halfling People “
Pj
You want a random game? Try "Cats on Mars", now that is random.
This is what everyone is like during quarantine
I love the intro to three random games it’s just so cool and so funny
To whomever reads this I hope you have a wonderful and good day!
U to thanks
I love the three random games series. I've watched all of them and I just want to say, thank you for making these videos, they make my day.
Now we get to be mr.cleans lost Ukrainian cousin
CaptainSauce 2021
Ukranian
I love that 3 random games voice and jingle
When one finger isn't enough to please her: 23:01
Game 1: fun little life sim
Game 2: wholesome dating sim with an interesting mechanic
Game 3: activates the fight or flight response
Alernate title: Cap discovers he’s a furry
No go away
@@rexjolles no u
Happy 2 mil sauce I've been waiting for u to hit it❤️
Everybody: Quick think of something funny to say
ummmm funny word
Zoe: “I trust you’ll use it well”
Cap: *knowing glance at webcam*
Fun fact: people who read this didn’t watch the vid like me YET.
Kinda true
Unless its the comment you see when clicking the vid
Not true lol
Yes
Fun fact: nobody cares and u also obviously took this from another person's comment
Me: *has a bad day*
Cap: We don't do that around here
Do you know what else is fast? Me clicking the notification and commenting.
Cap: Says just the two of us while playing a dating game
Me: remembers the DDLC song "JUST THE TWO OF US!"
When I see you post:AW SH*T HERE WE GO AGAIN
Caps videos make my day i hope he enjoys making them as much as i love watching them
Holy crap the intro is ughhhh gives me nightmares
MEGA
DESK
I had a fit with a friend and this make me feel good. Thank you for the vids keep it up!
Me sees thumbnail me: oh no
@Egg T there unsettling
If anything they are majestic
I love the fact that he looks at the camera at 18:29 knowing that we are thinking the same thing
0:00 the Gatling gulls distant cousin
Cap you have helped me so much thru my quarantine
i didn't know fish could grow hair, let alone have a massive bulge like that
Me nethier
This episode of 3 Random Games was really good keep up the work Captain
I was sooooo totally first like there's no way someone could comment before me right? That's just impossible
Yoy were not first
@@wyattnovak6310 no way that's impossible how could i of all people not be first i eat sleep and breath captainsause its the name of my favorite cereal (this is not a sus comment to all people who don't know what jokes are)
@@zelfram6856 you were not first sorry to break it to ya
@@zelfram6856 I was just starting that regiment YET IT WONT WORK! Oh no what can I do now
3 random games from Captain Sauce is the best memes for me.
E
Mmmm
Mmmmm
Mmmmmmmm
𝐌𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Dear Jesus!!! The wobbling!!!"
Captain Sauce 2021
It feels like ages since he has done a three random games.
1:15
Fun fact: that school bully is actually buggs
:0
I absolutely love this series! Such an awesomely awesome guy.
You find the strangest games and say the most crazy things.
After you get fired, you quit the building😭😭😭
Damn those fish dudes have hairy groins 😱
Since 3 random games is what hooked me on this channel, I would love to have the option of a shirt, but if 100% cotton isn't an option I'll have to admire it from afar.
This brings me great joy
Hey Sauce! I've noticed that it's been a while since you've played any SCP related stuff, so I'm going to suggest SCP: Containment Breach. It's a really cool game, and I would like to hear your commentary. Have a good day!
The first game made me want to watch Cap’s Kindergarten series again.
Same
This was a good episode, two games that I could play to kill time, and a strange old man fish zone.
"this autoclicker is going ten clicks per second, which is more than I can go"
me: *laughs in twelve clicks per second*
The fact that game one featured 'Riperoni' as a game over despite emotional content beforehand.😂
21:52 That moment you realize Cap is arm wrestling with his left hand.
More of 3 Random Games Please!
"How about going to the cinema tomorrow?"
"Sounds great!"
RUclips PREMIUM LETS YOU WATCH VIDEOS UNINTERRUPTED!
Me: wrong cinema youtube... But nice try
There are some times that the ads have the perfect placement in the middle of a video.
@@jenniferprice9971 I love it at times, perfect add placement is amazing
I hope captain sauce lives forever I will never forget him
The series is back yay
Captain sauce I really like your content your jokes just every time you make a RUclips video I’m just so happy to see that RUclipsrs like you are uploading in 2021 even though this virus is really taking a toll on everyone so thank you 🙏🏿
“Most unpredictable series on the internet”
Me: i predict that we will see weird stuff
*sees weird stuff*
I love this series. That last game was amazing. Weird, nonsensical, definitely not much of a game, but amazing nonetheless. 😂
Some random guy: What did I just clicked on?
Me and RUclips recommendations: welcome to the real world buddy
How the heck has he posted this 3 minutes ago and it has 4.5k views
I was having a mental break down from personal reasons. Thank you for the video it helped me calm down.