Decided to watch vids that i watched when I was still a baby army back in 2018-2019. It feels really nostalgic tbh, Thank you for being one of the few creators that has helped me stan BTS, and cherish them more. Please keep making these videos, as it might also help other armys still exploring tha fandom. Sending lots of love
@@shamimabegum3094 I actually love and respect BTS. But I'm a blink first, foremost and forever. Bts is my second fav group along with 1D. I love our boys and their music
Jk: wait, the caca man comes in he comes and he goes and we imagine that man got in the nose.... When they said: jisoo wacked her head on the truck... I'm dead
강소현 I spent my first 5 months of being an ARMY thinking he was actually saying to all the beyonces without dreams Disappointed when I found out it wasn't that tbh aha
in another universe namjoon quit BTS and went on to become a successful neck model and lived happily ever after, and hoseok later still in the floundering leaderless band still singing about "money, money, not making money", and Jimin resorts to extorting his friend Nick for finances.
@htfghy ygrtgr she doesn’t mean that she meant how the words go together to say something like sawing of a d normal it would be rubbishy and sound like this he her dig bent idk
Jung kook: hahahahaha Me: can u clean him up he got his nose soked in some salt Jin: help me!!!! Me: SEE HELP HIM!!!!!! Jimin: um 😐 Me: huh u oh nothing
김지소 well tbh anyone would buy a piece of rapmon.............. EDIT: your vocal cords are also in your neck so that would be singing....... and you can make money out of that.......
Yoongi: “Money, money not making money” Namjoon: “Yo, my neck could make money, money” Jimin: Nick owe me money. Nick owe me money. Jhope: Want the money, money.
Dude this is such a gem.. why am I finding it now.. Such a glorious mix of BTS shizzing on their haters, jungkook being the international playboy struggling with the idea of just one gf, and such a nice gay lyrics.. I am in a happy place.. and well jimin singing namjoon to shut up after all the spoilers he gave.. Kudos man
*Looks at shampoo in store while listening to Dope* "Shampoo not in you yet." *Puts shampoo down, takes off ear buds, and slowly dies on the ground* Wtf.
Bts *watches this vid * Jimin: *confused * Suga: ... Jin :*regretting life choices * Namjoon :*thinking * shit they found our secret Also Namjoon: I can explain Mom I'm a famous slice of toast
"Namjoon shut up!"
*"We weren't born like this, we were just born in a judgmental society"* - Kim Namjoon
WaKe mE Up iNsIdE
😂😂😂😂
Wake me up inside
@Arleah Soliz ???
Namjoon: "Jimin, you got no jams"
Jimin: "NAMJOON, SHUT UP"
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
livp007 _ your cringe no offense
@@liv0072 Why you so mean?
@@liv0072 OOOP-
@@liv0072 Nobody asked, it's a comment and you can do nothing about it.
Namjoon: *Jimin you got no jams*
Jimin: *NAMJOON SHUT UP!*
The fact they r singing it confidently makes it so much better
Like it's hilarious 😂
Fun Fact: Their misheard lyrics but make sense, and the sense is absolutely 99.99% dirty.
lmaoooooooooo (~.~ )
Want the money money isn't dirty Xddr
@@mirific5211 I said 99.99% there's still 0.1% left for the "pUrE" one😀
But this misheard lyrics fits perfectly 😂😂😂
@@impigoinkoink4196 Ikr, I was more surprised at Danger and War of Hormone when the Misheard lyrics actually fit in the song. Lmao🤣
“Namjoon, SHUT UP”
RM : T_T
мιnjυnнoвι dump dump take a dump namjoon
ĸιмcнιcнι RAP MON 😭😍😂
There are three rules in this fandom:
1. Don't trip
2. Don't dip
3. Don't die
PlumBlossomPanda 😂😂
PlumBlossomPanda
😂😂😂
pretty sure we've already died
Exactly
PlumBlossomPanda
but they end up killing us anyways
1:42 BTS: "bitch you're gonna die"
Yeah I'm gonna die in laughter, watching this video 😂
And then they continue to break there necks😂😂
Me too 😎🤣lol
K-armys: singing the actual lyrics
I-armys:
Why is this so true i-
I am I-army still saying correct lyrics....
@@Ak_0604 this was just a joke...
😂
Yeah your right 😆
Namjoon: "yo my neck could make money"
Jimin: "NAMJOON SHUT UP!"
Yea cuz the neck is Jimin's weapon to make gals be like "(fake being like wow) OMG!!!"
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO 😂
His neck probably DOES make money tho :'D
Jimin is just mad because Namjoon said he got no jams
This is how army’s sing BTS songs because they don’t know Korean.
At least that’s what I do.
_Well that's how non-korean Army sings BTS's songs_
Yup
I know the lyrics in Korean and English
Not like this but true
Same
Decided to watch vids that i watched when I was still a baby army back in 2018-2019. It feels really nostalgic tbh, Thank you for being one of the few creators that has helped me stan BTS, and cherish them more. Please keep making these videos, as it might also help other armys still exploring tha fandom. Sending lots of love
honestly these misheard lyrics are either serious shit or serious gold.
*BOUGHT A SALAD*
*I WANNA HUMP BIG COWS*
bean ya man that's what I was going to say
NAMJOON SHUT UP
Yeah,definitely serious gold.
bean
666th like lol shit wtf is happening
What if bts actually watched this secretly..
And now sings the misheard lyrics??
Ok I’m joking!
TAEHYUNGSSHI CUTE - what if they’ve been doing this since this vid came out and nobody noticed when they sang in concerts lol
TAEHYUNGSSHI CUTE but what if that’s real ........?
The amount of sexual jokes is so damn high.
Tung Hoang yea, i can't listen to bts anymore without thinking dirty....
Tung Hoang ikr ahahaha😂😂😂
ikr XDDDDDD
Tells you how dirty our minds are because that's what came to mind for so many people.
And I love it
0:33 i watched this video many times but jimin's part always makes me laugh too loud 😭
"why not is she a man?"
Why not is the floor the ceiling?
........IDK!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
Oo fuck I'm still laughing at this comment
LMAO ikr
Lol 😂
Ok we understand that your neck can make money
Imagine BTS watching this.
BTS: We're so done with this fandom!!
True
Oh no
Lmao 😂
I enjoy fandom memes most of da time they funny as heck
They gave up 😂✨
"To all Beyonces without dreams" made me laugh so hard 😭
Ariana grande: "my neck is flossy"
Namjoon: Yo, my neck could make money
Hahahaa🤣🤣 I am literally on the floor laughing like a maniac
QwQ
-w- normal
JSKJKJSKJSKJSKJSK IM ON MY FLOOR RIGHT NOW LAUHGING MY ASS OFF WHILE MY MOM IS SCOLDING ME
@hanswifey that's funny
Me: "I've learned the lyrics of all BTS Songs"
The lyrics I learned:
You mean you are a Armyblink? Woah me too
@@shamimabegum3094 I actually love and respect BTS. But I'm a blink first, foremost and forever. Bts is my second fav group along with 1D. I love our boys and their music
Me actually learned by studying BTS :)
True
accurate
RM : eat a mint jungkook
JK : namjoon shut up!!
Um jimin says namjoon shut up
And jungkook says eat a mint jungkook
Zatul Zahrah no it can any way
@@zatulzahrah5560 Well RM writes the lyrics so...
@@yngslvr so whatt fine im sorry
@@vkookbts19rmvjiminjinsugaj67 sorry
At 5:24
Namjoon: thank you
Booty got graduate sir
Me:💀
AND WHEN WAR OF HORMONE PLAYED 2:26 AND THEY SHOWED THE MISHEARD LYRICS I REALLY LOST IT💀🤣
i do really appreciate the fact that it is called war of the hormone which makes it even better. Because of what the misheard lyric is.
i laughed at "namjoon shut up"
same
Vincent Matthew Hornbeck Same, I also laughed at I love coco
Vincent Matthew Hornbeck me 😂
Vincent Matthew Hornbeck same
And eat a mint Jungkook
Bully : You're ugly!
ARMYs : You're a Tall Tricky-Haired Troll!
Good roast for roasting haters
xDDDDDDDD
XD
i would use that and then whisper to my friend "go kill this hoe"
@@lyrano
Lol!😂
RM: jimin, u got nu jams
Jimin: 0:15 namjoon SHUT UP
😂😂😂
Jiminie Crickets I got sad when I saw that part
That's my favorite part😂
I get the joke
Cause nam said no food jams and jimin said that he has jams XD
What is the first song called?
Its actually 0:17
"to pee, go park to a motel" we need more trip rules
I can't unhear this now
JIMIN secretly has jams same
JIMIN secretly has jams i should leave it at 69 but i want to like this comment
JIMIN secretly has jams what do you expect all of us can't
Same hahahaha
JIMIN secretly has jams samme
*”NAMJOON SHUT UP!”*
*”eat a mint jungkook” “skate in some goo”*
What song is the second one from?
Aniya L no more dream
Aniya L No More Dream
@@aniyal5487 we are bulletproof pt.2
Aniya L We are Bulletproof Pt. 2
0:42
J-Hope : “I made you!”
Me : *gasp*
Me (again .-.) : “Father?!”
Amelie.steel08 a
;-; we cant marry father jhope ;-;
Jhope after you said that:- I am your father... ( in darth vaters voice)
Amelie.steel08 it should be daddy
JHOPE IS MINE
Suga saying "kiss me on my lips" 😭😭is the actual lyrics of bst song 🤣😂😭😂
*"Namjoon shut up!"*
Namjoon: being the leader would be fun they said.....
FUNNY AF :)))
@@sudiksha8198 lmao are u being sarcastic :)))))
@@reneew.7919 Nah Nah not at all.. That was literally funny
@@sudiksha8198 okeh
Me in stores "touch shit RUN, RUN, RUN"
Janiya Hodge Wow 😂😂😂
"Nick owe me money"
Nick: I-
Nick jonas 😂
Lol
💀💀
I thought your neck could maje money.
@@mamita2474 he is so confused
"Namjoon SHUT UP "Jimins revenge for 'jimin u got no jams' lol
*And this kids, is how u learn BTS lyrics*
Dirty
Lol ikr
..
George Reina yes.
Yeh it is
3:21 that’s some solid advice everyday
Jimin should take that advice XD
Sudrian Legacy he needs it lmao we stan a clumsy mochi
Hoseok: Flirting
The girl: NOPE
Hoseok: *THAT B*TCH IS GAY*
Got me dying 🤣
An obese gay, that type 😭😂
Ikrrrr
😂
What
5:33
0:21 i chocked the air 🤣🤣
SaMR ETFFGJHHKV WTF
"Jin, I think we go back to order Subway"
Panda Express: *TRIGGERED*
Poor Taehyung 😂😂😂
3:26
"I need two girl"
"Dont i already got one?"
At least he's loyal
edit:dang 300+ likes??Never expect that
Loyalty that's why we like bts
Durian_ 77 yea
@@za3189 YEE
Potato Tornado ulol
Rules for BTS comebacks:
- Don’t trip
- Don’t dip
- Don’t die
KateTheTrash I already broke them all.(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Ayana -Chan what did I just say? Lol. Congrats anyways :-)
KateTheTrash Thank u
KateTheTrash Don’t get snatched
Gwibap good advice, thanks m8
Jk: wait, the caca man comes in he comes and he goes and we imagine that man got in the nose....
When they said: jisoo wacked her head on the truck...
I'm dead
"Jisoo got hit by a truck here."
Poor Jisoo-
@Galaxy Games Me!!!!!!
Black pink in your area!
I broke the 69 likes yay!!!!!
@@9-star2
I made it back to 69
@@DesertedPikachugirl why 😢 let me be happy for once
@@9-star2
it's at 71 likes now. the 69 has been ruined
Namjoon " Jimin you Got no Jams " .
Jimin : *Namjoon Shut up* !
Ye😂
'I know I'll cut the cake' - Jin before the Namjin wedding. xD
taesthetic love 😂😂
NAMJIN YESSS
I love you
why do ppl say jin is married to namjoon
Ne mo You live under a rock
Someone: *accidently drops money*
Hobi: "WANT THE MONEY MONEY!"
3:27 jungkooks so confused if he needs a girl or not 😂😂😂😂
International playboy
🤣🤣🤣
😂
KOOKIE!
Legit me rn
Jin:🎶 you know I cut the cake 🎶
army: and eat it too
what song was that tho
BubbleTea Chris Danger
Namjoon and Yoongi watching this:
What the hell have we written ?
lmao
XD
Ara Doll big hit hits
XD
They wouldn't say that bc they would probably never watch this. Also they're lyrics are fire so they wouldn't say this sooooo
I’m not an army, but I’m dying of laughter!
NAMJOON: "I'M SICK "
ALSO NAMJOON: "DO I LOOK SICK? "
When you make a mistake and your family or cousin says in there mind 1:42
100th liker
@SKULLCRUSHER yeah he makes million of people died because of his handsome face , passion and talent
I’m fine! Do I really gotta prove it? HOW? 😆
Kindly tell me every songs name bcz i'm new army and i don't know about these song plzzzz??
To all Beyonces without dreams I just died lmao
강소현 yessshhaha
강소현 I spent my first 5 months of being an ARMY thinking he was actually saying to all the beyonces without dreams
Disappointed when I found out it wasn't that tbh aha
Mlp Froyos Froyoooo Have you seen the caca man? he comes and he goes 0+0
강소현 ..same😂😂😂
me too
"Namjoon shut up!!"
Namjoon: ...
Jimin: ....... That was not what I meant
Namjoon: ...
Jimin: *biTcH yO gOnNA diE!!*
• Lee Chan •
Namjoon: “punched Jimin”
@@seddi.5340 Lmao xD
Gets revenge for joon saying Jimins got no jams
@@addyfrancis4956 lol
Namjoon: *you have no jams..*
Half of the things are so dirty minded 💀my brain died with the lyrics
gonna save this video and I'll let my classmates watch this and tell them...
"bishes this is bts"
Mingyu's Armpit Is Life good idea XD
Omg your username what even is this 😂😂😂
Mak BlahsAlot lol😂
Mingyu's Armpit Is Life
Same here. Nice introductions.
『Z E R 0』 .
Suga: money money, not making money
rm: yo my neck can make money
Jimin: nick owe me money nick owe me money!
J-hope: want the money money!
when everything's about money
My real name: Nick
Me: *ffffffff-*
🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@@EndlessVale Bro just remove N from ur name and put D its will DI--
@@hrtrie64tu62 bruh-
“Yo my neck could make money
Yo my neck could make money
Yo my neck could make money”
- Namjoon how ever many years ago..
I mean he isn't wrong 😏😏
Bruh, as soon as I saw this comment, the part came lmao
@@j_llo6013 samee
in another universe namjoon quit BTS and went on to become a successful neck model and lived happily ever after, and hoseok later still in the floundering leaderless band still singing about "money, money, not making money", and Jimin resorts to extorting his friend Nick for finances.
i thought of a very different "neck"......😳
"Jisoo wacked her head on the truck here."
BLACKPINK: OMG REALLY?
Jisoo: Idiots.
I always hear jisoo in all bts songs
Blackpinkkk. My favourite are lisa and jennie
army bts blackpink blink taennie what about Rosè and Jisoo?
Meme. Ish. Cuz the jiso
i can actually imagine her calling them idiots
THE FACT THAT THESE MISHEARD LYRICS ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE MAKES IT 10 TIMES FUNNIER PLEASEEEEE IM DYIIIIING 😭😭💀
Sawing a penis off makes sense to you?!
htfghy ygrtgr I mean 🤷🏻♀️ most of them LMAO
Maria Magallon whahaha love
"I know Rap-Mon"
Ofc you know you're leader
Who doesn't?
@htfghy ygrtgr she doesn’t mean that she meant how the words go together to say something like sawing of a d normal it would be rubbishy and sound like this he her dig bent idk
it was a mistake to watch this while eating
same😂😂
Livia Dobre T-T
😂😂 I'm eating and watching this😂😂
Sandra See lmao same
Good luck.
The misheard lyrics are the reason why I listen to all of their songs.
Jin : "Got my nose all soaked in salt".
Jungkook : * tells other member * "man got in the nose" 😂😂
Jung kook: hahahahaha
Me: can u clean him up he got his nose soked in some salt
Jin: help me!!!!
Me: SEE HELP HIM!!!!!!
Jimin: um 😐
Me: huh u oh nothing
Caca man got in Jin's nose and spread salt all over.
Me : jin u ok??
Jin: yeah but need ti poop *to*
Jimin: um lol hahahahaha
Me: rlly
I actually thought that "B*tch your gonna die" Is actually part of the lyrics lol
LmAo😂😂😂😂😂
Same...
SAME XD
Same
same like when I would sing it I said that😂
The Nerds:
Namjoon: Don’t marry nerds
Army: Are you sure namjoon?
You mean the FF?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
who da nerd
ARE EM
0:46 It can also be “MEOW CAT JISOO JISOO MEOW CAT JISOO JISOO” lol
“Yo, my neck could make money”
I bet they sure can
Lol
Hahaa lol
Haha
😎
heh it can from me ;)
Hobi:ladies first~
Girl: **doesn't go in**
Hobi: tHAT BISH IS GAY-
@• Mochi • lol thanks, yours is amazing too :)
@• Mochi • search up "yoongi distorted face"
Wait a girl can't be gay lol
@Riddhi oodhub lol I know, just wanted to point it out uwu
@@childofthek0rn ohh lol i know I'm weird
“Namjoon shut up”
They probably meant for that to happen
5SOS meme Trash 😂😂😂
5SOS meme Trash tru tho
5SOS meme Trash you name is amazing
This kind of content is legendary
And that, my friends, is google translate in a nutshell.
I'm sorry but I couldn't translate that 100% RELATABLE comment -Google
True.....I'm actually laughing at your comment 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
MOOOOOOOOD
Ummm... Where are the likes?
RELATABLE AF
"Yo, mah neck could make money"
Damn O.o
김지소 looks like we're talking about the black market
👀🌚🌚🌚🌚if you catch my drift "neck"
Miss Taehyung BTS Trueeeeeee lol
김지소 well tbh anyone would buy a piece of rapmon..............
EDIT: your vocal cords are also in your neck so that would be singing....... and you can make money out of that.......
김지소 namjoon shows his neck
Army Throws money at Namjoon
Namjoon:Yo my neck could make money
To all the Beyoncés without dreams! Hahahhahahha
"I'm really proud i saw, i sawed the p3n!s off" 😂😂😂😂😂 lmao i'm dying
Namjoon: ‘Yo, my neck can make money’
Me:TRUE DAT
lil playful fandom girl I would spend my college funds to touch all of their necks
Midnight Rose 👌
Parents: you’re paying for that yourself.
Me: My neck can make money...
Maknae Jungkookie same 🤣
How can a neck make money-
@@kpopuniverse1273 oh my god this was so long ago I forgot the context but considering it’s misheard lyrics I think it has to do w that
Jimin:- Namjoon Shut up
poor joonie - crying in the corner
hehehehe
😂😂
But namjoon said JIMIN U GOT NO JAMS
AND JIMIN SAID SHUT UP NAMJOON
🤣
@@jiskachu7898 yes 😂
Jhope: want the money, money
Namjoon: yo my neck could make money
Me:😂😂😂😂😂
Yoongi: “Money, money not making money”
Namjoon: “Yo, my neck could make money, money”
Jimin: Nick owe me money. Nick owe me money.
Jhope: Want the money, money.
Kookie Monster *And txt just want fried chicken*
@@multistan_tingz_6072 kskskksskskkss, A 💯 PERCENT YES-
They must check they bank account first before worrying about money😂
Dey luv money
That Nick is Nick Jonas
Namjoon : YOU GOT NO JAMS
Jimin: NAMJOON SHUT UP
lol
@@asseater239 Genie : Get yo own jams!
1:55 I wish my neck could make money
Same XD
Ikr LMAO
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Namjoon’s neck can make money,keep him in your house and you’ll be rich
Dude this is such a gem.. why am I finding it now..
Such a glorious mix of BTS shizzing on their haters, jungkook being the international playboy struggling with the idea of just one gf, and such a nice gay lyrics.. I am in a happy place.. and well jimin singing namjoon to shut up after all the spoilers he gave..
Kudos man
Us international armys have our own ways to sing along... (smirk)
True😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always try to sing the original lyrics but ends up inventing new words (smirk)
😏😏You right tho
Well that's true 😂
We are Army for a reason
jungkook: i made the horse alive
jhope: what
👌
LOL
why does it look like Namjoons tryna say his neck can make money and BTS r just ignoring him XD
BTS POTATO *STOLEN COMMENT* It’s okay :| I don’t care that much
kimchichi wdum?...
"Jisoo wacked her head on the truck here"
Jisoo: I'm jisoo I'm okay 😃👌🏻
😂😂😂😂
That sounds soo similar.. Even if i sing it.. Noone will have idea what i said.. And still Sound same😂😂
Jhope at 5:54 : want the money ?
me: nah i want you Hoseok-ahh
Nobody:
Not even me:
Nobody ever in history:
Jin: I sawed the p*nis off
Which part?
@k414 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 🤣🤣
LMAOOOOOOOO
Lmao I died at that part 😂😂😂😂😂
And he's really proud that he saw it😂
Jk : i need two girlfriend
Army: what the
I am one of them 😂😜😜😜
(Girlfriend )
@@riyakookieskimchi9708 same 🤪
@@iisimplyamy8031 🤣🤣🤣🤣💜😁
YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF THEM
International play boi 🤣
Yoongi: 4:47
Namjoon: Don't worry bc 1:52
ShadyFox , 😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
ShadyFox , Excellent!!! 😆😆😆💜
XD SO GOOD 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Lol XD
2:56 'Jisoo wacked her head on the truck here' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lmao
Video “Tyr not to laugh” me: “laughs one second into the video-“
Hi how old are you and I am 10
OMG i feel you so bad
It's so true
Same XD
I don't even do try not to laugh challenges
*Looks at shampoo in store while listening to Dope*
"Shampoo not in you yet."
*Puts shampoo down, takes off ear buds, and slowly dies on the ground* Wtf.
TigerWolf Lovetiger same 😂😂😂😂😂
TigerWolf Lovetiger LMAO 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
TigerWolf Lovetiger 😂😂😂😂
TigerWolf Lovetiger When the irony is real😂😂😂😂
TigerWolf Lovetiger
XD
"Jisoo wacked her head on the truck here"
R.i.p Jisoo-
Poor jisoo😂😂🤣
Hope she feels better lmao
she’s jisoo she’s ok 😂😂
my poor bias
Laughing out loud 😆🤣😂 And poor Jisoo from BLACKPINK
Greatest video on RUclips so far. keep it up man lmfaoooooooooooooooo
'Namjoon shut up'
It seems like Jimin got his revenge on namjoon for the 'jimin you got no jams' comment 😁😁😁
Susanna Daniel 😂😂
Susanna Daniel jimin shut up xd lol
Susanna Daniel 0:17
Your so right!!😂😂
YoU GOt NO JaMS!!
Susanna Daniel or the "i love my height" 😂
Jin:" Got my nose all soaked in salt" Me: BRUH...WTH😂
Cocaine lmao
i got salt on my nose
@@boom6143 lmao exactly what I was about to say
They were crying
Nahh!! Because he is SOAKjin 😂😂
"Got my nose all soaked in salt, know you don't care. Do I need God?" Lmao :D
I'm rich so Expensive Glasses Your username....just please send help i'm choking
Search bts on google Lmao I will
I'm rich so Expensive Glasses U will what? Search BTS on google?
The dark winged phoenix Huh? Lol no that's just the persons username I was talking to 😂
Well they definitely need She-sus.
3:24 when the devil and angel on ur shoulders start arguing
Bts *watches this vid *
Jimin: *confused *
Suga: ...
Jin :*regretting life choices *
Namjoon :*thinking * shit they found our secret
Also Namjoon: I can explain
Mom I'm a famous slice of toast
Xd
Zooni Fauzan 🤣
Namjoon: damn y’all had to put us like dat
Sometimes I wonder if Rap Mon, J hope and Suga are just watching these videos and understand what is going on
@@mapotofulady141 what about the rest
Why only the Rappers