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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @metalgeartrusty
    @metalgeartrusty 11 месяцев назад +4547

    Best response ive seen is “we are not astronauts, we are gamers”

    • @DrEnzyme
      @DrEnzyme 10 месяцев назад +240

      It's like if you were playing DnD and the DM stripped out all the magical classes and abilities because "You don't have magic in real life but you still have fun."

    • @jansix4287
      @jansix4287 10 месяцев назад +15

      Gamers who play astronauts.

    • @ArariaKAgelessTraveller
      @ArariaKAgelessTraveller 10 месяцев назад +70

      funfact, during voyage to the moon
      the crews were bored to death for 4 days straight of nothingness

    • @Cheapiebeepie
      @Cheapiebeepie 10 месяцев назад +34

      @@DrEnzymeI certainly don’t have fun in real life. That’s why I go to space in video games to see all the amazing things on sci fi planets tha….oh…. :

    • @6Vlad6Tepes6
      @6Vlad6Tepes6 10 месяцев назад

      So your logic is because you're gamers you demand millions of planets to be filled with life and cities even if it's based on our god damn universe hmm 🤔

  • @hhudy
    @hhudy 11 месяцев назад +52316

    “You’re having fun, because I said so”

    • @brockmason2887
      @brockmason2887 11 месяцев назад

      ​@MrDJBros07 fucking liar 😂😂 I've seen that shit 37 times now and my depressed ass still breathing 😂😂😂😂

    • @mupetmower7807
      @mupetmower7807 11 месяцев назад +511

      This is so wild. I thought this was some pleb defending the game, not one of the actual (also pleeb, in this case) developers trying to defend something they should know sucks and is boring for players.

    • @mupetmower7807
      @mupetmower7807 11 месяцев назад

      ​@MrDJBros07rtar

    • @cesarbarrera9207
      @cesarbarrera9207 11 месяцев назад +125

      Now give me your money

    • @frogalex8915
      @frogalex8915 11 месяцев назад +118

      Sounds like a dad who forced their kid to play a sport and then told them and you better have fun while doing it.

  • @Confusedddd
    @Confusedddd 11 месяцев назад +15403

    "Where's your PR training?" is the most professional roast I've ever heard.

    • @Techmaster7032Official
      @Techmaster7032Official 11 месяцев назад +311

      You’re more likely to find the cure for cancer than find even *half* decent PR in Bethesda.

    • @zilsys
      @zilsys 11 месяцев назад +116

      funny thing is that was the PR training... the trainer was a yes man.

    • @tyllua
      @tyllua 11 месяцев назад +20

      its funny because im shouting that at people all the time....and i have to tell that to people that could fire me at will. (thanks to the gaming gods they know im right and they f'd up and are good human beings who can take the L)

    • @cnj5643
      @cnj5643 11 месяцев назад

      @@Techmaster7032Official the cure has been known for decades, you only get it if you are part of the club

    • @GaussianEntity
      @GaussianEntity 11 месяцев назад +39

      Lots of companies lack PR responses nowadays. It's sad to see what basically amounts to immature childish responses from these companies as if that fixes the problem.

  • @lukemehalick370
    @lukemehalick370 6 месяцев назад +1368

    Switched from "you'll own nothing and be happy" to "you'll do nothing and have fun."

    • @ToxicAudri
      @ToxicAudri 5 месяцев назад +23

      Same energy

    • @ThomasMatlock
      @ThomasMatlock 3 месяца назад

      @@lukemehalick370 lmao

    • @Marty13B
      @Marty13B 3 месяца назад

      The beatings will continue until morale improves

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 месяца назад +1

      You can have fun while doing nothing, by taking certain substances...

    • @Reiman33
      @Reiman33 Месяц назад +2

      not a switch, more of an "and".

  • @Randy.Bobandy
    @Randy.Bobandy 11 месяцев назад +8621

    “Astronauts on the moon weren’t bored” is the most insane argument for empty worlds that I’ve ever heard.

    • @pembertr0n
      @pembertr0n 11 месяцев назад +314

      I’m gonna start using it for everything. “Why haven’t you taken out the trash?” “UM, NEIL ARMSTRONG???”

    • @I_Am_Wasabi_Man
      @I_Am_Wasabi_Man 11 месяцев назад +134

      Legit, it's the most baffling response I've ever heard, and that's saying a lot from the gaming industry

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 11 месяцев назад +95

      ​@I_Am_Wasabi_Man it's crazy how out of touch Bethesda is, can't wait for another re-release of Skyrim

    • @I_Am_Wasabi_Man
      @I_Am_Wasabi_Man 11 месяцев назад +45

      @@jamesrosewell9081 they're a shining example of a terrible developer. Skyrim Special Edition: Anniversary: VR Anniversary: 10th year Anniversary for the switch looks great though

    • @jaiden1046
      @jaiden1046 11 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@jamesrosewell9081seriously they refuse to change their development methods and just keep making the same games in the same terrible ways then when people get mad and say hey wtf they're always just like what do you not enjoy Skyrim again but not as good? Is that not good enough?

  • @ylerian8878
    @ylerian8878 11 месяцев назад +24550

    The astronauts weren't bored because they were actually on the fucking moon. I'm sitting in a chair staring at a screen

    • @milesbartlett
      @milesbartlett 11 месяцев назад +1744

      And they actually had a rover to drive

    • @tomd96
      @tomd96 11 месяцев назад +1634

      They also had countless scientific experiments to run, samples to collect, etc.
      In Starfield, you don't gain anything by collecting moon dust or doing actual science because it's not part of the game.
      They did more than just walk around on the moon.

    • @offensichtlichfabian
      @offensichtlichfabian 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@tomd96 so you don't place mods on weapons? you're bad.

    • @DreadPages
      @DreadPages 11 месяцев назад +126

      ​@@tomd96the moons hes specifically talking about tho are moons you generally spend like 3mins on. If you're on an empty moon the scan shows you. If you spend 30mins on it then...well that's cool I guess lol

    • @SolidGeordieMGS
      @SolidGeordieMGS 11 месяцев назад +229

      Yeah thats what I was thinking. Physically being on the moon with low gravity would be so much fun! Doing that with a TV and controller is just -_-

  • @meeyatttA
    @meeyatttA 11 месяцев назад +12113

    "Why is someone not having fun? I specifically requested it"

    • @HalcaeonArt
      @HalcaeonArt 11 месяцев назад +184

      ah, man- this quote hits especially hard now more than ever.

    • @RedRocksies
      @RedRocksies 11 месяцев назад +91

      Shareholders had an emergency meeting for requested fun-having not being met

    • @lazy7789
      @lazy7789 11 месяцев назад +58

      @@HalcaeonArtbest character, miss him

    • @kria008
      @kria008 11 месяцев назад +10

      I was literally just about to write this...

    • @Psy_Ro
      @Psy_Ro 11 месяцев назад +6

      Where is the quote from

  • @kuhnandreas5694
    @kuhnandreas5694 7 месяцев назад +670

    Everytime when I play CoD WWII, I always try to remember how much fun the soldiers back then had, so I have fun too.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 5 месяцев назад +2

      Honestly? That game is fucking awesome. Still one of the most fun (and most underrated) CoD's ever.

    • @bmdfragile
      @bmdfragile 5 месяцев назад +4

      Haha, you made me laugh out loud. In a public bus. Thanks!

    • @freeloaderuser6793
      @freeloaderuser6793 4 месяца назад +1

      I almost exclusively play CoD WW2. Working on getting the PS2 version so I can play that again. Already completed the one on the PS3. Those are the best Cod games imo. God bless the folks who worked at Treyarch back then.

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@freeloaderuser6793 I... don't think you're talking about the same game here. CoD WW2 was the 2017 one by sledgehammer.

    • @RobbySutton
      @RobbySutton 3 месяца назад

      ​@_Jay_Maker_ the newest WW2 one

  • @jordananderson2728
    @jordananderson2728 11 месяцев назад +1346

    Someone pointed out "The astronauts weren't bored because NASA gave them a shitload of things to do. In a video game, we call those _quests_ " and that has lived in my head ever since I read it.

    • @Pedun42
      @Pedun42 11 месяцев назад +303

      Also they were literally walking on the fucking moon. It wasn't a video game.

    • @trouty7947
      @trouty7947 11 месяцев назад +120

      Yeah I think on the first mission they barely got any sleep cuz of the work load and the noise of the tiny lander, they were genuinely worried about take off because of how sleep deprived they were.

    • @cortholiopezorama8879
      @cortholiopezorama8879 11 месяцев назад +99

      Astronauts: playing golf and driving dune buggies.
      Bethesda: I don’t do vehicles.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 11 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@Pedun42"oh it's basically the same thing"
      -internet contrarians probably.

    • @zimzimph
      @zimzimph 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@trouty7947 also any kind of failure to take off, miscalculations cuz iirc they had to made a course correction and weren't sure they packed enough fuel?

  • @throwaway3227
    @throwaway3227 10 месяцев назад +5549

    We need to differentiate between "Open World" games and "Empty World" games.

    • @6Vlad6Tepes6
      @6Vlad6Tepes6 10 месяцев назад

      Open world doesn't mean every planet is supposed to have mega cities and ecosystems! It's a space game based on our universe last time I checked there's no life forms like what you want and mega cities in our fucking universe! So Mars is empty? Then how does each planet exist if they are empty hmm?

    • @Kryxx07
      @Kryxx07 9 месяцев назад +235

      For real. 99% of open world games are just huge, empty, lifeless, and boring. If your game's only selling point is how big the world is, your game is trash.

    • @6Vlad6Tepes6
      @6Vlad6Tepes6 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Kryxx07 your reality must be trash to then aye

    • @jehreetv
      @jehreetv 9 месяцев назад +109

      @@6Vlad6Tepes6 ?

    • @jonathancasais6491
      @jonathancasais6491 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@6Vlad6Tepes6youre in every comment eating Bethesdas ass they wont hire you for defending a shite game

  • @goldymiresastral1669
    @goldymiresastral1669 11 месяцев назад +2735

    "the beatings will stop once morale improves" same energy.

    • @teebob21
      @teebob21 11 месяцев назад +80

      "The intent is to provide players a sense of pride and accomplishment" vibes

    • @B1gLupu
      @B1gLupu 11 месяцев назад +73

      "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" energy

    • @dusk2383
      @dusk2383 11 месяцев назад +4

      You’re for sure either military or ex military I’ve heard that phrase so many times lmao

    • @B1gLupu
      @B1gLupu 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@dusk2383 It's in the popular culture now too, since you kno, war is current again.

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 11 месяцев назад +13

      Imagine the sheer unbridled hubris of thinking you are on par with space race era NASA (astronauts) because you managed to create an empty map that feels boring to explore…

  • @tanakisoup
    @tanakisoup 6 месяцев назад +48

    “My cup has a hole in the bottom by design, therefore it’s not useless”

  • @MrKyltpzyxm
    @MrKyltpzyxm 11 месяцев назад +4881

    That's the same energy as parents telling their kids to "pretend your homework is a video game."'

    • @Theepieguy
      @Theepieguy 11 месяцев назад +82

      Wait it's not? D;
      Whenever I lost my life doing homework I thought I could just click a reset button and get all my life back. Tell me it ain't so!

    • @Sylvatic98
      @Sylvatic98 11 месяцев назад +170

      @@Theepieguy Homework autosaves, sorry

    • @mannanici8206
      @mannanici8206 11 месяцев назад +13

      Actually it’s pretty smart, pretending the homework is a video game will make you more interested, and learn faster, so it’s not a bad advice at all

    • @MrFlarespeed
      @MrFlarespeed 11 месяцев назад +116

      ​@@mannanici8206 instructions unclear, i threw a fireball at my homework dragon, what do i tell my teacher?

    • @DarkJusn2020
      @DarkJusn2020 11 месяцев назад +147

      ​@@mannanici8206That's the stupidest advice I've ever got told by my parents. My homework it's NOT a videogame, it's not anywhere near close at what makes videogames interesting for me, and the act of standing in front of a flat surface for hours it's not the reason anyone likes videogames.
      "Pretend your homework it's like a videogame" is the most "I don't play videogames" thing you could come up with to your son, and oh God I had to let it out.

  • @piranhaplantX
    @piranhaplantX 11 месяцев назад +823

    When you own up to a mistake or shortfall, it often leaves the public eye quicker and it gives the trolls less ammo. When you double down on the mistake, you immortalize your incompetence into the form of a meme that constantly reminds everyone of your mistake.

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 11 месяцев назад +49

      A sense of pride and accomplishment...

    • @SuperSayinSolidSnek
      @SuperSayinSolidSnek 11 месяцев назад +43

      "16 times the detail"
      No clue what you mean

    • @sinnlos229
      @sinnlos229 11 месяцев назад +21

      200 years of collective game design experience

    • @tonysharp8795
      @tonysharp8795 11 месяцев назад +28

      Do you not have phones?!

    • @Saxonsredux
      @Saxonsredux 11 месяцев назад +6

      It blows my mind how quickly people forget this lesson.

  • @crashwithkirby6708
    @crashwithkirby6708 11 месяцев назад +2577

    That has big “you all have phones, don’t you?” energy

    • @fdsajklre
      @fdsajklre 11 месяцев назад +5

      But Blizzard was right though, diablo immortal was popular and probably makes like 100 times the money any other diablos make

    • @swisschese1323
      @swisschese1323 11 месяцев назад +185

      ​@@fdsajklre that's a great argument senator, you have a source for that?

    • @Vacancy94
      @Vacancy94 11 месяцев назад +82

      @@fdsajklre Diablo immortals hasn't passed diablo 3 or diablo 4 in revenue...

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem 11 месяцев назад +4

      That is absolutely the first thing I thought of too.

    • @ngcf4238
      @ngcf4238 11 месяцев назад +56

      @@swisschese1323 "A source? I made it the FUCK UP"

  • @someone890
    @someone890 5 месяцев назад +20

    Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin enter the Apollo after a loading screen. Take off. another loading screen. Landed. another loading screen. Then held the W key for about 45 minutes. Then disembarked with another loading screen. Then landed after another loading screen. Yeah I see how that's a one-to-one comparison! ❤ lol

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 4 месяца назад

      Why are you being so negative?

    • @angusfraser-brown1663
      @angusfraser-brown1663 27 дней назад +1

      ​@@coastaku1954 Why are you so protective of Starfield/Bethesda?

  • @GH-un9uz
    @GH-un9uz 11 месяцев назад +936

    "Am I out of touch? No, it is the children that are wrong"

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 11 месяцев назад +6

      Hint: If you ever find yourself saying this, you're out of touch

    • @pleasegoawaydude
      @pleasegoawaydude 11 месяцев назад

      I find I'm often *glad* to be out of touch.@@recklessabandon5678

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 11 месяцев назад +10

      "Damn gamers, they ruined gaming!"

    • @jamesstewart3285
      @jamesstewart3285 11 месяцев назад +3

      "Mmmm steamed hams!"

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 9 месяцев назад +4277

    But we're not going to the moon, Bethesda. We're playing a video game. Made by an entertainment company.
    Allegedly.

    • @wyattgeorge9696
      @wyattgeorge9696 8 месяцев назад +117

      Their response is the type of straw man response you'd see someone on reddit say. A video game and real life are not comparable at all

    • @maitiu6802
      @maitiu6802 7 месяцев назад +4

      Go to all the other planets in our solar system, what will you find???

    • @fefega
      @fefega 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@maitiu6802IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME! NOT SPACE FUCKER SIMULATOR 2023!

    • @jonsmith590
      @jonsmith590 7 месяцев назад

      @@maitiu6802 A storm bigger than the planet Earth that has wind speeds that would melt glass that has been going on for literal centuries at least. - Jupiter
      A cloud of comets so thick and large that it creates a literal disc that can be observed hundreds of trillions of miles away, twice. - Saturn & Uranus
      A frozen moon that may or may not have life living underneath its icy surface due to an atmosphere that resembles Earth's own atmosphere save the chemical composition that its been nicknamed "Earth's twin". - Titan
      A planet covered in thick toxic gases that some scientists speculate could be the Earth's own future and is still considered habitable in the upper atmosphere and Nasa already has ideas for how to build flying cities on the planet in such way that it doesn't even have a cost of fuel to maintain, only an upfront construction cost to keep it floating. - Venus
      And that's just a few of the facts about our own solar system.
      Edit: Cited the planets and moons I'm talking about.

    • @Cole_McGill
      @Cole_McGill 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@maitiu6802 things to actually interact with.

  • @manveensingh3494
    @manveensingh3494 11 месяцев назад +2310

    a genuine "dont you have phones " moment

    • @breadtoaster1011
      @breadtoaster1011 11 месяцев назад +26

      I would put "sense and accomplishment reddit comment" into that tier too

    • @noahkamakeeaina5454
      @noahkamakeeaina5454 11 месяцев назад +14

      Tbh its worse cause they are selling a doody game and telling people they aren’t playing it right and so on etc

    • @CrusaderCrunch
      @CrusaderCrunch 11 месяцев назад +10

      Literally starfield would have been way been way better if the game was only a small star system with 50 planets 25 of which where full fleshed out with stories and factions and maybe 20 minor planets with some interesting points but more for world building and smaller quest lines then like 5 just pure near empty resources mining/building planets. Literally an example of less is more.

    • @aroudedinsulance4307
      @aroudedinsulance4307 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@breadtoaster1011 at least in those situations, the developers weren't literally saying that you are playing the game wrong. at least those devs were being honest about their motives (or it was so obvious that it couldn't be hidden like with EA).

    • @plattbagarn
      @plattbagarn 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@breadtoaster1011don't forget The Toddster saying people need to get better pcs if they have issues playing the game.

  • @theovereditedarena5672
    @theovereditedarena5672 6 месяцев назад +21

    I remember seeing something about starfield years and years and years ago. I legit cried when I found out it wasn’t coming out for a really long time ( I was like 10 alright). All that time, all that hope, and now it’s here and I wish I could go back and stop myself from ever finding out about it.

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 11 месяцев назад +2508

    Where's your PR training?
    "They just told us to release another port of Skyrim."

    • @SaxyPlayer96
      @SaxyPlayer96 11 месяцев назад +55

      A Skyrim port/reskin would have been so much better though... lol

    • @Elfcheg
      @Elfcheg 11 месяцев назад +15

      From the creators of "sense of accomplishment".

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@SaxyPlayer96not when they started charging for mods

    • @KenseiShiro
      @KenseiShiro 11 месяцев назад +1

      They just *Todd* us

    • @valmirius
      @valmirius 11 месяцев назад +5

      They'll release another rendered logo elder scrolls 6 trailer

  • @Joshu2121a
    @Joshu2121a 11 месяцев назад +1941

    That’s like having no NPCs speak to you and then when you complain they say “sometimes people don’t want to talk to you”

    • @lyntonfleming
      @lyntonfleming 11 месяцев назад +35

      I mean... It's kinda unrealistic that everyone is gonna start talking to you.
      How many times have you walked up to a random stranger and struck up a conversion.
      And no, people working in shops or restaurants do not count. Nor do people trying to sell you something.

    • @Joshu2121a
      @Joshu2121a 11 месяцев назад +127

      @@lyntonfleming mate… it’s not that deep, it’s just an example.

    • @Johnnymeloveo
      @Johnnymeloveo 11 месяцев назад +102

      ​@@lyntonflemingI just hope you never get to be a game developer or an important businessman

    • @yoshimasterleader
      @yoshimasterleader 11 месяцев назад +59

      @@lyntonfleming IRL people will respond. "Don't talk to me is a response."

    • @_fishy
      @_fishy 11 месяцев назад +10

      You’d think they might have learned after that’s literally what they did with Fallout 76 at launch.

  • @LumpyHippo
    @LumpyHippo 11 месяцев назад +1347

    "I just feel like there's not a lot of content here" - Lance and Louie Armstrong

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 11 месяцев назад +17

      Those were the astronauts right?

    • @reisen9235
      @reisen9235 11 месяцев назад +73

      Don't forget the most important member of the team, Stretch Armstrong

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 11 месяцев назад +19

      "Did we forget to buy the DLC? Get NASA on the phone immediately"

    • @lukasbeck4421
      @lukasbeck4421 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kaydgamingI really hope that question is meant to be a joke

    • @munaus-3345
      @munaus-3345 11 месяцев назад +14

      "uuhh... Houston? we got a problem. There's nothing to do on the Moon.. this was a giant leap of boredom, but a small burst from our rocket should take us home"

  • @HeyImKevin
    @HeyImKevin 6 месяцев назад +47

    My grandfather had to walk uphill both ways to his moons, and he wasn’t bored. Also there was snow.

  • @ashaide
    @ashaide 11 месяцев назад +891

    "Where's your PR training?"
    You just said something I've been rhetorically asking of MANY companies for some years now. Thank YOU, sir!

    • @luxinvictus9018
      @luxinvictus9018 11 месяцев назад +43

      I used to work in a PR company. Your full time job is convincing boomer clients that your useless services are worth it, and then acting like the half arsed ideas of your managers are good.
      PR is a cesspool for people who either waiting to move into move into journalism, MBAs who couldn't get anywhere else, economics grads who really should have done journalism and designers like me who just needed a job.
      The only people qualified to do PR are people with a design or marketing background, but there's this wierd "prestige" system which means eco and journalism guys take point. So those who understood how social media actually works and how consumers react were given lowest priority.
      Why? Because PR was once about working with newspapers and analyzing market trends. That was like 40 years ago. Now it's just glorified social media management. This is why modern PR teams are so bad and whh so many companies release seemingly absurd and tone deaf statements on social media.

    • @firdanharbima6997
      @firdanharbima6997 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@luxinvictus9018 imagine your entire work is supposed to be based on one thing but that one thing is never good idk not good with analogy

    • @benygames7399
      @benygames7399 11 месяцев назад

      You would rather speak to a human that turned into a robot rather then a real human?

    • @GaussianEntity
      @GaussianEntity 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@benygames7399 Funny thing is, now you speak to a human who insults you like a robot. Before, at least the robot tried to respect your opinion lol.

    • @CrnaStrela
      @CrnaStrela 11 месяцев назад

      @@luxinvictus9018 even Taliban has better PR than this lmao, don't they have PR major/school? I remember seeing some here.

  • @DoorKicker
    @DoorKicker 11 месяцев назад +975

    “It’s not boring and empty due to laziness, it’s a feature.”- Bethesda

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 11 месяцев назад +11

      "It just works"

    • @DoorKicker
      @DoorKicker 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@KenjiAsakura09
      Bethesda: “If we put NPCs on all the planets, it crashes for some reason.”

    • @zebedeesummers4413
      @zebedeesummers4413 10 месяцев назад +5

      laziness and having flawed intentions aren't the same though

    • @canawdee2031
      @canawdee2031 10 месяцев назад

      so true
      bethesda should have put a sprawling on every single planet

    • @hakami1426
      @hakami1426 8 месяцев назад

      Why do you think it's laziness?

  • @FakeHeroFang
    @FakeHeroFang 10 месяцев назад +1195

    I feel it in my soul, this guy has a godly Plankton impression locked inside of him.

    • @TheJJZeeman
      @TheJJZeeman 7 месяцев назад +45

      DUDE I knew something was familiar about his voice!!

    • @daddymememaster5432
      @daddymememaster5432 6 месяцев назад

      Holy shit you're so right

  • @clover4925
    @clover4925 8 месяцев назад +15

    Sniffing your own farts so hard you compare your boring space game to exploring the actual moon as an astronaut.

  • @veryslyfox9704
    @veryslyfox9704 11 месяцев назад +745

    "The people who went one time in their whole life and saw something completely new to mankind is exactly like a procedural survival crafting game from 2015"

    • @coryjohnson2486
      @coryjohnson2486 11 месяцев назад +2

      Brilliant!! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @sneakycactus8815
      @sneakycactus8815 11 месяцев назад +12

      pfp is an accurate caricature of the bethesda dev

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 11 месяцев назад +40

      Quick Reminder that Buzz aldrin punched someone who said the moon landing was fake.
      I suggest someone show this to buzz and request that he punch whoever wrote it.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 11 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@BigWheel.i vote for him to punch Todd Howard, regardless of who wrote that..

    • @chimbo7787
      @chimbo7787 11 месяцев назад

      Todd 👃Howard👃

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 11 месяцев назад +1763

    Bethesda at Christmas:
    _"Some of your presents are actually for me, but that's not selfish"_ 👍🏻

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 11 месяцев назад +3

      Elite dangerous fixes the empty planets problem by having structures placed randomly in the galaxy for you to descover, and there's tons of materials and interesting landforms to explore with each planet type

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@vanillaicecream2385 I really enjoyed ED, quite possibly my favorite sound design in any game ever (VR/Headphones utterly transform the experience!) - but I'd be lying if I said that it held my attention or felt like there wasn't something missing from that experience, too (though it was much harder to determine what was missing in Elite than it is with a Spacerim)

    • @Leftistsareevil
      @Leftistsareevil 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@vanillaicecream2385ia that a mod? Bcuz if it is bgs still sucks ass

    • @Sigillimus
      @Sigillimus 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Leftistsareevil Elite: Dangerous is a game.

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Leftistsareevil Elite Dangerous is a space sim game - highly recommend checking it out, if Starfield left you wanting 👍🏻

  • @kevindual
    @kevindual 11 месяцев назад +594

    They're trying to Jedi Mind Trick. "This IS the fun you're looking for..."

    • @randomcanadaguy32
      @randomcanadaguy32 11 месяцев назад +14

      when they could have said “those planets are for the modders to run wild on”

  • @slanesd
    @slanesd 8 месяцев назад +118

    "Where's your PR training?"
    That is a *BURN*

  • @whothehellarewe
    @whothehellarewe 11 месяцев назад +377

    Bethesda really forgot the many sample collections, EVA tests, and the countless hours of manpower back on Earth spent not only trying to make the moon landing happen but analyzing the data being sent back.
    They didn’t just land, step out into a featureless landscape and go, _”Yep!”_ and then fuckin’ leave - like players do now, because there’s literally no content, gameplay, resources, or even scientific / exploratory points of interest there.

    • @VogtTD
      @VogtTD 10 месяцев назад +24

      LOL even bioware did this better. There were empty planets in ME1 you could land on that had a few points of interest but were ultimately boring. They learned their lesson in the sequels and those planets were only accessible by probes which gathered resources from them.

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@VogtTD At least driving around in the MAKO was fun as hell

    • @jonasfree2
      @jonasfree2 9 месяцев назад +16

      A great way to see the difference? Look at the game Kerbal Space Program. The whole damn GAME is "going to empty planets" but people love it because you DO in fact have to do EVA tests, sample collections, and building rockets to face the challenges you will meet to get that stuff. And it's fun as hell.

    • @Astrolavey
      @Astrolavey 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jonasfree2I agree. One of the best parts of ksp are the landing and ascent attempts. Because all the planets and moons are different and you having manual control, no two landings and takeoffs are the same. I feel if Starfield gave us manual control and have to take in account the gravity and atmospheric drag from each celestial body we visited. The exploration would be a lot more fun.
      Instead we got the same 2 or 3 cutscenes after we pushed a button to land on a celestial body. Boring.

  • @anthonycannet1305
    @anthonycannet1305 11 месяцев назад +990

    “Am I out of touch?… no, it’s the children who are wrong”

    • @csbears
      @csbears 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@miriamweller812 "Am I out of touch?....no it's OP who's wrong" You clearly don't know memes.

    • @bardockshiny
      @bardockshiny 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@miriamweller812 The fact that Starfield is full of empty and boring planets isn't an opinion, it's just what it is.

    • @adrianrocabado5040
      @adrianrocabado5040 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@miriamweller812what the OP was trying to say (or I believe so) was that it's a bad response to a good criticism. Yes, people were thrilled to go to the moon, and realistically, you won't find much in most of the planets nearby. BUT THIS IS A GAME! supposedly designed to keep players engaged and interested, making empty planets it's a bad move, and defending it by pretty much saying "oh but when we did it for the first time in real life there was also nothing but we loved it!" - yeah no shit, we loved it because of the technological advancements that they signified, not because the moon was empty.

    • @nundulan
      @nundulan 11 месяцев назад

      Out of Touch Thursdays baybee

    • @jackasmaracas4362
      @jackasmaracas4362 11 месяцев назад

      You dunderheads don't know a simpsons reference when you see one.

  • @donttouchmysoda7551
    @donttouchmysoda7551 11 месяцев назад +486

    "Your not bored! your playing my game! you cant be bored!"
    😂😂😂

    • @chrismclean4789
      @chrismclean4789 11 месяцев назад +8

      *you're

    • @donttouchmysoda7551
      @donttouchmysoda7551 11 месяцев назад

      @@chrismclean4789 relax grammar nazi

    • @Protogen6768
      @Protogen6768 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@chrismclean4789who cares about grammer, you understanded what they saying (intentinally bad)

    • @jroach1501
      @jroach1501 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@chrismclean4789you’ve definitely never been intimate with a woman

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Protogen6768 *Grammar

  • @rotaryz3335
    @rotaryz3335 6 месяцев назад +4

    It’s giving Principal Skinner “Am I out of touch? No! It’s the children who are wrong.”

  • @macmusial3644
    @macmusial3644 11 месяцев назад +1662

    Ah yes, the classic "You don't want that either, you think you do, but you don't."

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 11 месяцев назад +11

      I did tutorial of allocating energy into grav drive to jump between planets and stuff > spent hours building ship > accept optional quest / bounty > goto journal / map to set waypont > will not set waypoint unless I instantly fast travel / jump to destination > jump to destination (now waypoint useless cause I in destination) > what was point of grav drive tutorial? > thought I'd deal with some bad guys on way to destination and find something interesting > where am I now? what system / planet was I on before? > am now lost due to instant teleportation.
      Ok sure then don't use "fast travel", the game literally forces you to use fast travel, you cannot accept a bounty, set a waypoint and manually jump to each system.

    • @travwolfe101
      @travwolfe101 11 месяцев назад +12

      Blizzard and jagex both tried saying this and both were so wrong I'm surprised other companies haven't taken notice. Osrs and wow classic both almost never existed because the top devs thought people didn't actually want it. I'm not too sure about wow classic but I know osrs is much larger than rs3.

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@travwolfe101Classic WoW skyrocketed their numbers, and Classic Hardcore as well. "The Customer is always right" originally meant they're always right in WHAT THEY WANT. And it's fucking true. Blizzard is just run and populated by dipshits who don't game, who don't care, and are out of touch with basic human desires.

    • @steve042
      @steve042 11 месяцев назад

      hmm this guy sounds like he bash's on vulnerable people often..

    • @steve042
      @steve042 11 месяцев назад

      you guys dont understand an employee expressing something for their company ... ?

  • @squanchygetttin
    @squanchygetttin 11 месяцев назад +4604

    "You cant be bored if Im having a good time ruining your good time"

    • @ImWithMe
      @ImWithMe 11 месяцев назад +24

      Methesda*

    • @basilciccone1679
      @basilciccone1679 11 месяцев назад +12

      Methbesda? I know they suck and their games are boring now but like… nothing about methbesda makes sense?? Being on meth applies that the game would, at the very least, be fast paced

    • @shlekmirkarin6429
      @shlekmirkarin6429 11 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@basilciccone1679i think he's talking about the developers being high as giraffe puzzy when making up excuses

    • @jojomang8333
      @jojomang8333 11 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@basilciccone1679The thing with meth is that people who abuse it often think their ideas are a lot better than they actually are. Cokeheads are even worse lmao

    • @rosstacoman5910
      @rosstacoman5910 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@jojomang8333name a drug that doesn’t do that

  • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
    @Hahahahaaahaahaa 11 месяцев назад +779

    Everyone: "we're bored"
    Bethesda: "no you're not"

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 11 месяцев назад +16

      Everyone: "Starfield sucks"
      Bethesda: "no u"

    • @blaket1841
      @blaket1841 11 месяцев назад +7

      People also talk about the load screen problems with that game. They need to go back and fix those issues. Get rid of like 99% of the procedural generated planets, focus on like 10. Pull a Jedi survivor/fallen order and design the planet areas you visit well.

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, we are!
      Why you waving your hands like you’re some kind of Jedi?

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 4 месяца назад

      @@robosing225 Starfield doesn't suck though

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 4 месяца назад

      @@blaket1841 Jedi Survivor was such a boring ass game though. It wasn't even open world

  • @eonarose
    @eonarose 6 месяцев назад +5

    They laid off their PR team to give Todd a raise.

  • @Eihort
    @Eihort 11 месяцев назад +444

    "I sat through a dozen loading screens for this? An empty planet?"
    "Yeah, and you're having fun! It's required!"

    • @6Vlad6Tepes6
      @6Vlad6Tepes6 10 месяцев назад

      Apparently you people don't know what empty means! You know it's quite sad so many ungrateful entitled shits these days when it takes real astronauts to go explore other planets but now we have the technology to explore them anytime we want sure it may not be an exact replica of the planets but accurate enough yet you people demand millions of planets that's based on our universe to be teeming with life and mega cities!

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 4 месяца назад

      What else were you expecting though?

  • @voidtv8401
    @voidtv8401 10 месяцев назад +2787

    No Man's Sky when people complained about empty planets: "Oops, we need to fix this."
    Starfield when people complained about empty planets: "NuH-uH"

    • @hartantoanggoro
      @hartantoanggoro 9 месяцев назад +143

      There is a line between a respectful developer who learn from mistakes and never give up on their game with a developer who expects people to enjoy their mistakes and claim their product is not a defect. NMS wanted to ensure they can reach the end product like what they show back then while SF just care for nothing so they let the player to fix their mistakes.

    • @agentoy6065
      @agentoy6065 9 месяцев назад +24

      Star citizen: oh we hid some wrecks and such. Even put a race track in secret that nownis offical

    • @VertietRyper
      @VertietRyper 9 месяцев назад +66

      NMS HAS empty planets (terraforming catastrophes, etc) but they're uncommon, which is precisely what makes them great. They're great for material extraction still, but also the low gravity due to a nearly non-existant atmosphere means you can get some absolutely insane jumps on an exocraft

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@VertietRyper please don't tell me you think gravity comes from having an atmosphere

    • @VertietRyper
      @VertietRyper 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@patrickhector NMS is a videogame

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 11 месяцев назад +67

    They weren't bored, they were DOING A JOB. They were on full effort basically the entire time because not doing it would have led to their deaths!

    • @Arnechk
      @Arnechk 11 месяцев назад +1

      IF only Bethesda would have the same situation.

  • @Jacktoro44
    @Jacktoro44 5 месяцев назад +4

    These are the "the bag was too expensive to make, we aren't planning on doing anything about it" people. There is no PR training

  • @bobsteven2363
    @bobsteven2363 11 месяцев назад +101

    Astronauts had so much tension because death could happen at any moment and they were finally doing what they trained for years. The biggest moment in their whole life.

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 10 месяцев назад +1

      Literally one of the biggest moments in human history, the crowning achievement of our effort as a species.
      And those are just some textured polygons.
      Fucking lmao

  • @EliHooke
    @EliHooke 11 месяцев назад +229

    "Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip." -Elmore Leonard. I think this would apply to making games, too.

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 11 месяцев назад +16

      That is a good quote.
      "A mild wide, and an inch deep." - Starfield.
      Best description I've ever had of the game. I put 100 hours into, and only because there were no other games. I'm dying, can't afford new games so whatever is on game pass for X1 is all I got. Starfield was it.
      I shyte you not. I used the same pistol nearly the entire time I played since nothing better could drop. No better quest rewards.
      Quests or exploration even didn't give you anything worthwhile, period. There was no carrot. Just a stick to nothing.
      Astronauts played golf in low gravity. How about that Bethesda?! No golf mini game or dune buggy. So the astronauts did in fact do more.

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@dianapennepacker6854 you literally just described fallout newvegas.
      starting gun best gun. maybe actually try and enjoy the game
      if your min maxing bethesda games really arent for you, minmax your stats, not your gear. you know?

    • @MobiusMundUr
      @MobiusMundUr 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@beatles42ohgg94did you really just try and use a FLAW from a game made in the mid 2000s to justify why a game in the 2020 *still has* that same unnecessary Flaw that completely invalidates the gameplay loop of collecting loot from enemies??
      Just admit that you wasted 60 bucks and 100 hours and you're just gaslighting yourself and everyone else into thinking this was a worthwhile purchase.
      Bethesda Scammed you. You deserved better

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​@beatles42ohgg94 fallout new vegas is shallow? I dunno 'bout that one chief.
      Also I'm about 99% sure that wide as an ocean deep as a puddle line was used in a review of fallout 3 like, 4-5 years ago. But it's a good quote and describes a lot of games pretty well tbh.

    • @odie146
      @odie146 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@beatles42ohgg94You going to try telling us that's a chocolate cake you're eating next? If you keep defending it, they'll continue to let you eat "cake". By your logic, why even put gear in the game then?

  • @Michael_Raymond
    @Michael_Raymond 11 месяцев назад +239

    As alluded, the moon was far from empty. It was actually a pretty intense time crunch to get all of the samples and data they wanted
    And by time crunch I mean they literally had a limited supply of atmosphere

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 11 месяцев назад +26

      they also has like actual ship bording mechanics, not just a load screen

    • @Michael_Raymond
      @Michael_Raymond 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@mryellow6918"Kerbal Space Program has empty planets and nobody complains"

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@Michael_Raymond KSP actually has a flight model and actual ships with planet to space take off.

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@mryellow6918the lure of ksp for me was always the challenge of "can i do it" once id made a few ships that could get anywhere and had a station on duna that put me game to 10fps when it rendered in I lost almost all interest. I never cared if there was nothing to find but a fast travel loading screen would never be able to pull me in like that lol.

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah this is me. I spent a lot more time, and had a lot more fun, in the VAB building, and planning and such. Once you launch the rocket, you plan a burn, you burn, you hold fast forward for a few in-game years, you plan another burn, you burn, you land, you click "do experiment" a few times...and the mission is complete.@@fingmoron

  • @damonburden403
    @damonburden403 Месяц назад +1

    Bro was thinking how the devs were, and Thor took the words out of my mouth. Which was the ppl going to the moon were experiencing someone no else has at that time and they're still the first since

  • @gregaze
    @gregaze 11 месяцев назад +492

    "In the real world, I have to write up lists of stuff I have to go to the grocery store to buy. And I have never thought to myself that realism is fun. I go play games to have fun."
    - Gabe Newell, VALVE, 2023

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's about as dumb, just in the opposite direction.

    • @GingeryGinger
      @GingeryGinger 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@ShastaOrangedamn the only thing jutting out more than that insult are your ribs.

    • @karlkoskie2891
      @karlkoskie2891 11 месяцев назад +1

      Most games need shopping lists now a days just so you dont back track

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@GingeryGinger Are you really defending morbid obesity and is this really how you are going about it?

    • @s1dnetwork285
      @s1dnetwork285 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks, that image now lives in my head rent free.

  • @perochialjoe
    @perochialjoe 11 месяцев назад +867

    "George Washington would have been blown away by using math in an Excel spreadsheet! It's not boring!"

    • @lord_haven1114
      @lord_haven1114 10 месяцев назад +17

      That’s funny but honestly he’d be bored af

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@lord_haven1114 He'd probably occupy his mind with how to apply it to benefit the nation in major ways more than just mess around with numbers and graphs.

    • @viserproductions1
      @viserproductions1 10 месяцев назад +16

      Honestly this is a bit of a false comparison, Excel doesn't lie about being exciting, and I certainly don't find it boring. Tedious, perhaps, but not boring. But starfield is a video game with the intent of being interesting, which an empty map is not

    • @samc9133
      @samc9133 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@viserproductions1 Yo no hate to you homie, but boring and tedious are synonyms. Like, Google tedious, boring is in the list of synonyms. Click on boring and it'll say "not interesting; tedious."
      That SAID I totally get what you mean and agree! Excel is a complete system with a lot of inner workings to it that are used to efficiently complete tasks, and as a result, while it's not fun, it's still engaging. Cheers!

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@samc9133 Synonyms don't just mean the exact same thing. Context is a huge part of them.

  • @colingallagher1648
    @colingallagher1648 11 месяцев назад +208

    “Going to the moon for the first time irl is just as exciting as going to empty moons in my game”-Bethesda

    • @drantil
      @drantil 11 месяцев назад +6

      exactly this

  • @Zachary_Sweis
    @Zachary_Sweis 5 месяцев назад +1

    Talk about hubris, comparing playing a video game to, arguably, the most revolutionary moment in scientific history.

  • @pixelcultmedia4252
    @pixelcultmedia4252 11 месяцев назад +330

    Insane. You can't argue someone into having fun.

    • @vozera723
      @vozera723 11 месяцев назад +9

      Yes, like now you are having fun because I said so

    • @offensichtlichfabian
      @offensichtlichfabian 11 месяцев назад +2

      but you can?

    • @therealgooseman2358
      @therealgooseman2358 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@offensichtlichfabianno you fucking can't. If someone isn't having fun, then they're simply not having fun. No amount of debating them will get them to start having fun. You're just being a tool

    • @AlX-Ander
      @AlX-Ander 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's totally possible to argue someone into having fun. This is not one of those times.

    • @kettelbe
      @kettelbe 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@AlX-Andershow us

  • @evanbradley6169
    @evanbradley6169 11 месяцев назад +219

    "We put in a ton of extra planets with resources to harvest and room to build"
    "We decided to make most planets empty because we wanted it to feel like a discovery when you *do* find something, instead of every planet just being a set of dungeons to complete"
    "We wanted space to feel big, but it's just not feasible to handcraft millions of dungeons and stories in a single game, so we made what we could"
    *Any* explanation would be better than what they released.

    • @Thareldis
      @Thareldis 11 месяцев назад +46

      Noone forced them to promise over 1000 planets and especially noone did force them to stick to that dumb decision.
      They could've done like 10 well crafted planets, some with civilization on it, some with really cool looking biomes and interesting animals and stuff and then like 10-20 empty procedually gdnerated rocks with a few cool handcrafted caves and a lot of materials to gather.
      The game would've been a lot better with just a fraction of the "planets" and actual space you could fly around in.

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 11 месяцев назад +6

      I feel like #2 is what they're trying to say, and/but that's sort of the way I feel big vast space games should be
      As in, capturing how big and empty space is with planets that are a whole lot of nothing extraordinary (being totally devoid of anything is too far though), and making what content _is_ hidden out there _really really_ exciting when you _do_ find it.

    • @jaiden1046
      @jaiden1046 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@ferociousfeind8538and also another major issue is only being able to run everywhere you can only sprint across these baron planets, does the future of civilization just not understand the concept of a rover or something to help you move faster on a planets surface?

    • @kevinscales
      @kevinscales 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@jaiden1046 Yeah, if traversal was fun in and of itself, that would help. Lots of ways to make that more interesting.

    • @RRRR-jr1gp
      @RRRR-jr1gp 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Thareldis Tbh I disagree with the 10 planets thing, having a galaxy does make the world feel more vast than like, Outer Worlds. That said it could have been like 50.

  • @bsodcat
    @bsodcat 11 месяцев назад +84

    Crazy how you can do so many cool experiments on the planets in startfield like: scan plant, scan animal, scan rock, acquire plant, acquire animal, acquire rock, build, kill things. Such a refreshing game design to compare to the fucking moon landings that HAD A ROVER THAT YOU COULD DRIVE FOR FUN!

    • @drantil
      @drantil 11 месяцев назад +9

      even mass effect had the MAKO to play with

    • @pembertr0n
      @pembertr0n 11 месяцев назад +9

      “Let’s make No Man’s Sky but worse on our buggy 25 year old engine held together by duct-tape and prayers”

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@pembertr0nI would've straight up preferred a Science-Fantasy blend with magic portals in the spaceships. At least it would make use of their experience remaking Skyrim.

    • @VisonsofFalseTruths
      @VisonsofFalseTruths 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@pembertr0n THEYRE STILL USING THE FUCKING CREATION ENGINE?!

    • @dillonkerr7549
      @dillonkerr7549 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@pembertr0n I stopped playing a month after it released. No man sky, being a 15gb Game, compared to midfields 100+?? Nms ain't a loading screen sim, you literally land and take off from plants. Leave midfield behind, join us

  • @heylolp9
    @heylolp9 6 месяцев назад +1

    In a Universe (like Starfield) where Space travel is something Privateers can do
    Travelling to just empty Bodies and not getting to do science there either is not advancing Humanity

  • @KaityKat117
    @KaityKat117 11 месяцев назад +200

    Gives me "Do you people not have phones?" vibes

    • @TheSpeep
      @TheSpeep 11 месяцев назад +17

      The people on these planets do not, in fact, have phones.
      Nor anything else for that matter.
      Thats why theyre bored on these empty planets.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 11 месяцев назад +17

      Exactly. "Like my product because I told you to" is such a brainrot response.

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer 11 месяцев назад +2

      I feel like Thor would be an excellent red shirt guy

    • @brandonwright7950
      @brandonwright7950 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 "Like my product because we spent millions on marketing so you idiots would buy another incomplete game"

    • @knm080xg12r6j991jhgt
      @knm080xg12r6j991jhgt 11 месяцев назад +4

      I would laugh so hard if Thor crashed Blizzcon in a red shirt and did something like that.

  • @Jammyg1t
    @Jammyg1t 9 месяцев назад +207

    “ The emptiness is to represent your bank accounts, we took your money”

  • @orcristghost3204
    @orcristghost3204 11 месяцев назад +97

    "It's empty to overwhelm you, being overwhelmed is fun!" 😂

    • @emberguard5009
      @emberguard5009 11 месяцев назад +4

      Wait, how is that overwhelming? Wouldn't empty be underwhelming to the point of boredom?

    • @anusmcgee4150
      @anusmcgee4150 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@emberguard5009that’s an actual take from Bethesda.

  • @MrEffectfilms
    @MrEffectfilms 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm pretty sure astronauts didn't step off their ship and walk into a loading screen.

  • @stefdezy1562
    @stefdezy1562 11 месяцев назад +129

    “Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin weren’t bored when *they* went to the moon, so what, you think you’re better than fuckin astronauts or sum’ dude?”
    -Bethesda

  • @AldricSaint
    @AldricSaint 11 месяцев назад +118

    Let's not forget this is the same company when asked, "Is this a bug or a feature?" replied "Yes"

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 11 месяцев назад +3

      Gunz: The Duel is an appropriate time where the answer is is. If it doesn't actively enhance the game, it isn't a feature.

    • @jamieboer3466
      @jamieboer3466 11 месяцев назад +1

      Tbf yes is a valid answer, alot of features were at one point bugs

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SinyaoGunz The Duel had its entire game design tossed in the bin because you could be nigh immune to everything to the entire point of the game just by mashing left and right click with a sword.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@fearedjames skill issue

    • @Reoh0z
      @Reoh0z 11 месяцев назад +4

      That could be a good thing, see Tribes. The game defining mechanic was a bug players exploited and the devs embraced as part of the franchise.
      In this case, not so much.

  • @anthonydavis5288
    @anthonydavis5288 11 месяцев назад +258

    Like Thor said when the astronauts went to the moon they had stuff to do. That's why they weren't bored.

    • @DannyboyO1
      @DannyboyO1 11 месяцев назад +31

      There was science to do. Moon rock to poke. Starfield has no *science*. There's like, 2 xenobotanists and they've got a feud, and everyone thinks the guy who is talking about a near-extinct alien tree is crazy.
      AND the writing can't even decide if there's mail/e-mail or not. They barely have radios. The only explorers are hobbyists and everyone thinks they're crazy, even when they have alien artifacts. Even when you come back with space magic.
      It's a really badly written game with no narrative vision.
      And empty, boring-ass planets that the NPCs don't even want to explore.

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 11 месяцев назад +2

      sole reason every was no fascinated
      we have seen plajets but weve never been there
      moon rocks, flags, footage, so many things made being on the moon a marvel because itd never been done before
      why aam i gonna fly to an empty planet in a world where we have evolved to multiplanet travel

    • @MrRaziza
      @MrRaziza 11 месяцев назад +16

      Let’s not discount the fact that.. yenno, they were on the *fucking* moon. In space. With low gravity. Making history.
      An experience like that cannot even be fathomed, even if they didn’t have anything to do, the essence of that moment isn’t going to be captured by Bugthesda’s bland copy/paste worlds.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 11 месяцев назад +6

      It wasn't the stuff to do, it was real life. Real life does not translate into video game experiences.

    • @mastod0n1
      @mastod0n1 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 yeah even if there wasn't science to do, just stepping foot on the moon would make it not boring.

  • @schlagzahne6741
    @schlagzahne6741 7 месяцев назад +1

    Astronauts weren't bored because they were in mortal danger every bit of the trip, doing something at a location no human was designed to belong. Very fee other people have ever had the chance to break orbit and even less make it to the moon.

  • @TriTomMaximum
    @TriTomMaximum 10 месяцев назад +145

    "People spent years to sail across an entire ocean. They weren't bored."

    • @HauntingSpectre
      @HauntingSpectre 7 месяцев назад +24

      When they weren't scared shitless or working, they were probably bored. Which is why Alcohol was a must on ships.

    • @warbrain1053
      @warbrain1053 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@HauntingSpectre tbh even then they had a lot of stuff to do on the boat itself, maintenance, controlling sails etc. It is the difference of flying on a flight simulator in empty skies or flying in a game where the plane is heading where your mouse is and the sky is still empty. In one flying feels more rewarding and you get a sense of comparison. In the other, well... it is just boring

    • @frostfrost8907
      @frostfrost8907 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@HauntingSpectre Alcohol was a must because it was the only way to drink something that wasn't stale water lol

    • @devnol
      @devnol 6 месяцев назад

      - Ubisoft after releasing a quadruple-A game

  • @dragonskywalker5507
    @dragonskywalker5507 11 месяцев назад +296

    The fact that last time someone was on the moon was 1972 makes this even funnier

    • @BigGreenThreads
      @BigGreenThreads 11 месяцев назад

      India went to the dark side of the moon recently did you just blank on that

    • @maxs-lz4pn
      @maxs-lz4pn 11 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@BigGreenThreads Was it a manned mission?

    • @lexgalexy8627
      @lexgalexy8627 11 месяцев назад +18

      ​​@@BigGreenThreadsall 12 people who have landed on the moon have been americans. There have been unmanned missions, which doesnt seem to be the context the op is refering to.

    • @MegaChickenonastick
      @MegaChickenonastick 11 месяцев назад +1

      How does that make it funnier?

    • @aaronburr956
      @aaronburr956 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@MegaChickenonastickThe moon is so boring that no one else needs to or even wants to go in person, just like the empty planets in the game

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 11 месяцев назад +170

    You know, Mass Effect had planets that were empty by design. When you went to them you basically got a small paragraph of text telling you whatever you got from it in resources, then you could move on with the gameplay.

    • @muffinboi4134
      @muffinboi4134 11 месяцев назад +26

      And people gave bioware crap for that. Ask anyone that has played mass effect and theyll say thats the worst part of the game.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 11 месяцев назад +46

      @@muffinboi4134 yes, but imagine if they also made you land on the planet and derp around for 5 minutes each time! That's Bethesda providing you content!

    • @muffinboi4134
      @muffinboi4134 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@SavageGreywolf thats litteraly what you do in the first mass effect if you dont know where all the collectibles are from jump.

    • @wisereaper4747
      @wisereaper4747 11 месяцев назад

      yeah, but two differences, one, the maps were smaller, and two, mass effect at least gave you the mako@@muffinboi4134

    • @VeeTwoPointOh
      @VeeTwoPointOh 10 месяцев назад +12

      It somehow felt more entertaining when I did it in mass effect 15 years ago

  • @AzarathMetreon
    @AzarathMetreon 7 месяцев назад +1

    Players should feel a sense of pride and accomplishment for discovering a planet, empty or otherwise!

  • @KK25Gaming
    @KK25Gaming 11 месяцев назад +520

    Professional response: We at Bethesda wanted to try and cover a very wide span of combinations of atmospheres and landscapes, which may include some planets completely devoid of either. We thought it would add a touch of realism and perspective to the game. In response to feedback it would appear that intention was not in favor of our player base, and we will take this into consideration with future content.
    Bethesda's actual response: my son said you were butthurt bc you didn't like his artistic talent? Have you considered some planets just ARE empty?!? So ungrateful. 😢

    • @tinycervid7679
      @tinycervid7679 11 месяцев назад +62

      How long did it take you to come up with that? That's pretty much the ideal PR response

    • @maxamaxa194
      @maxamaxa194 11 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@tinycervid7679the sad part is that you could probably just get a similar result from asking an AI to do it for you but that Bethesda dude didn't even bother with doing that..

    • @nicoschroeder5379
      @nicoschroeder5379 11 месяцев назад +31

      @@tinycervid7679 that should literally not take more than 1 minute. Its the 101 basic "we fucked up" PR talk.

    • @vozera723
      @vozera723 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@tinycervid7679if you walk on eggshells around people enough you figure out PR/marketing jargon

    • @WickedWeaseification
      @WickedWeaseification 11 месяцев назад +12

      That's pretty spot on. That shit can be done really well. First time I remember seeing something like it was TLOU scrounging around opening up empty drawers and not finding a damn thing in entire rooms. I was like, of course it's empty, it's been decades and this shit's been picked over.
      The idea of empty planets is great, but players don't really have that much of an attention span. Or they don't have the ability to believe the thing is empty and will just keep searching forever which will frustrate anyone.

  • @rooseph7152
    @rooseph7152 11 месяцев назад +54

    Astronauts weren’t bored because they were ON THE FUCKING MOON

  • @kurtacus3581
    @kurtacus3581 11 месяцев назад +455

    Bethesda out here acting like they're doing real space exploration in their loading screen simulator

    • @T0ghar
      @T0ghar 11 месяцев назад +2

      The one thing has not much to do with the other. A few games manage to get rid of the most obvious loading screens at the cost of being always on multiplayer games, and suddenly loading screen are like cancer? I grew up having really long loading screens for everything in games.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi 11 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@T0gharthe point is you spend more time looking at loading screens than you do interacting with your ship

    • @fefega
      @fefega 11 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@T0gharbecause it's already 2023, 2011 maybe it's okay, but 2023? Bruh.

    • @uSil031
      @uSil031 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@T0gharloadingscreens have absolutely nothing to do with games being multiplayer or not. It's just bad coding (hiding them within gameplay) and an old engine.

    • @strawbaria
      @strawbaria 11 месяцев назад +5

      The issue isn't that there are loading screens, the issue is that they somehow had *more* loading screens than their previous games...

  • @Mach15ghost
    @Mach15ghost 5 дней назад

    “We weren’t walking into an empty box you jackass” the vibes are immaculate

  • @anthonycory2116
    @anthonycory2116 10 месяцев назад +51

    I can't believe that came out of Bethesda of all companies. The same company that filled Skyrim to the brim with content to the point that I've been playing Skyrim for over a decade and I still keep finding new stuff.

    • @s1lentw1nter
      @s1lentw1nter 9 месяцев назад +8

      It’s the same with Oblivion.
      Oblivion stayed in my Xbox 360 for six months straight, didn’t play anything else.
      Starfield I was done by December as I had felt that I had done it all and the thought of new game plus just horrified me.

    • @ShadowKingRPG
      @ShadowKingRPG 7 месяцев назад +6

      The same company that's famous for the "It just works" moment and for releasing bugged or broken games, I'm not surprised in the slightest 😆

  • @nadamuchu
    @nadamuchu 11 месяцев назад +64

    "Where’s your PR training?" is a hilarious insult

  • @dddqb
    @dddqb 10 месяцев назад +180

    comparing a major real life event to exploring in a video game is crazy

  • @sideways5153
    @sideways5153 20 дней назад

    “We walked uphill both ways” type energy

  • @Wineblood
    @Wineblood 11 месяцев назад +35

    "Where's your PR training?"
    This is Bethesda, you're seeing the results of their PR training.

  • @ZombieKitty321
    @ZombieKitty321 11 месяцев назад +182

    They got so far out of touch that they forgot, most players play there games for interesting worlds that inspire wanderlust, not rocky field number 7

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 11 месяцев назад +3

      lmao
      true

    • @coryjohnson2486
      @coryjohnson2486 11 месяцев назад +2

      EXACTLY. I think they need to stop with this obsession with including “settlement/ship building” in every game they put out. Put that time/energy into making the open world more interesting and fleshed out. I don’t care about wasting time building a spaceship- just make the game fun!!!

    • @Brandon_Brando
      @Brandon_Brando 11 месяцев назад

      7

    • @sadscientisthououinkyouma1867
      @sadscientisthououinkyouma1867 11 месяцев назад +3

      Did you forget Daggerfall? Most of Daggerfall is empty space and it is the single greatest RPG to ever exist, there's something called "scale" which serves to immerse you.
      Daggerfall had sprawling towns which took 5+ minutes to ride through on horseback, while it also had wilds that you could spend hours in.
      Or let's go back to a modern but beloved example, many people consider NV to be the peak of Fallout. Most of NV is empty, and that's fine because it serves for scale to make things more immersive. NV is considered to be the best Fallout game, along with 3 and 2 also being considered for that title (which both have empty sections).
      Furthermore, I never want to hear the same industry which proclaimed BoTW's open-world to be good that Starfield's is bad. They suffer the exact same issues, if one is bad so is the other.
      Lot's of things you can attack Starfield on (such as the lack of RPG elements in an RPG), the open-world part is fine people are just looking for complaints that they wouldn't ever toss at games equally deserving of this supposedly valid criticism.

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 11 месяцев назад

      Bethesda is so far out of touch, they're basically on the dark side of the moon and completely incapable of being in contact with anyone.

  • @nuttyak2taps
    @nuttyak2taps 11 месяцев назад +20

    They really compared booting up a game for an hour to humanity accomplishing an incredible feat that most deemed impossible not that long prior, just to not have to admit that the game is bad.

  • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
    @They_Call_Me_HeartFace 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is some "you guys don't have iphone?" level

  • @concibar4267
    @concibar4267 11 месяцев назад +19

    I will put "Where's your PR training" into my box of polite yet slamming insults :D

  • @mechacosi1856
    @mechacosi1856 11 месяцев назад +65

    In a game like spore i would understand that most planets are empty because they have the worst conditions, but in spore, empty planets can still have artifacts and can still be colonised
    And spore was released in 2008
    Come on starfield

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 11 месяцев назад +13

      Thats the worst part. Some games can pull this off, like Spore. Or Stellaris, a game that can loosely be described as "Sid Meyer's Civilization But with Space Travel". The difference being, those empty planets still serve an important purpose. You can gather resources and information to greatly boost your intel and research, and you're gonna be constantly hopping from planet to planet because Stellaris is a settlement simulator at its core in gameplay.
      Starfield is supposed to be a spacefaring FPS RPG, having huge but empty entire planets where the only purpose is to get a few extra resource drops doesn't contribute at all to the gameplay style.

    • @thew1ngman
      @thew1ngman 11 месяцев назад +4

      The planets weren't empty by design. They were empty because of laziness and incompetence.
      Bethesda knew they didn't have enough prefabs to fill the play areas with content that wouldn't immediately be noticeable as repetitive. (Btw its still super repetitive just takes a few hours to see repeats instead of minutes)
      So what does the big storied studio do? Spend what would have been a small relative amount of money to get the level designers, artists, etc to make some more stuff to throw into the proc gen? No! Edit the proc gen instead! instead of creating 8-12 POIs on a planet. Change it to 1-3. We're problem solving!
      Also saying "space is empty!" is the most bullshit ass lie I've ever heard. If space being empty was actually intentional design why are there POIs on EVERY planet? Elite Dangerous does space is empty as intentional design. You can land on a moon and there will be literally nothing but rocks and dust on that bitch. A solar system with a dead star will literally be void of any activity.

  • @rodrodrodrodrod
    @rodrodrodrodrod 11 месяцев назад +108

    Bethesda has a specific kind of mental formula for the player to follow, the player must meditate and imagine an amazing game while Bethesda provides the quiet, empty space that is required

    • @ogoncio5916
      @ogoncio5916 11 месяцев назад +3

      That's... how I play Bethesda games. Lots of imagination, giving characters and places life and depth in my imagination because the game doesn't.

    • @mrg3tty672
      @mrg3tty672 11 месяцев назад

      This is a perfect response dude lol

    • @forceawakens4449
      @forceawakens4449 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ogoncio5916this is how i played fallout 4 and 76, bethesda is excellent at environmental storytelling when they actually try, so i just ingore the npcs and think about piecing together the environmental storytelling of an area.

  • @Combat6271
    @Combat6271 4 месяца назад

    "They certainly weren't board" DOMAIN EXPANSION

  • @LaCinturaDiOrione
    @LaCinturaDiOrione 11 месяцев назад +17

    Blizzard:"Don't you have phones?"
    Bethesda:"Don't you have fun?"

  • @AmnRavenloft
    @AmnRavenloft 11 месяцев назад +14

    Its giving "Back in my day, I walked uphill both ways, in a blizzard and blistering heat, barefoot!" energy

  • @aerialace4230
    @aerialace4230 11 месяцев назад +13

    That line is such a, “it’s not the developer who’s wrong, it’s the player 😡 “ moment

    • @gaminginferior7936
      @gaminginferior7936 11 месяцев назад

      I don't blame dev I blame Todd Howard for being born with only one brain cell. Well in having fun in my game so everyone else has to. Is just one of the dumbest accuses anyone could use as a gamer. Great news starfield sucks and was the biggest let down since fallout 4 ugh

  • @Neckromorph
    @Neckromorph 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bethesda, Ubisoft, EA, Activision, etc. These big franchise game companies will say anything in order to divert blame from themselves for their games failing.
    In fact it's a trend not just with the game industry, but media in general these days. These corporations will put the fault on the fanbase for putting out a bad product, claiming that customers "just didn't get it", as if they're self-proclaimed geniuses who are never wrong. We're living in such an arrogant and delusional time.

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 11 месяцев назад +456

    This wasn’t written for players it was written for share holders.
    “No guys for real our ideas weren’t bad and the company isn’t stagnant. The filthy peasants just don’t understand it”

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 11 месяцев назад +1

      But it's a reply to a review of the game

    • @Ebonheart2319
      @Ebonheart2319 11 месяцев назад +20

      @@nukeninmgt1504 Its also word for word what chatGPT spit out when asked for starfield spin.

    • @King_Minos64
      @King_Minos64 11 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@nukeninmgt1504Anything a company says can and will be funnelled to the big shareholders (Even steam reviews), especially any admission of fault.

    • @bearwater8747
      @bearwater8747 11 месяцев назад +1

      You've heard of shareholders, wait until you learn about stakeholders and what presidents, monarchs, and dictators alike to to please them.

    • @Jimbo55151
      @Jimbo55151 11 месяцев назад

      @@nukeninmgt1504 yes one that was one of the first things that pops on on Google. Like what a share holder would look for after a new product gets released

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 10 месяцев назад +29

    "I'm bored"
    "No you're not not"
    "You're right I'm not"

  • @45johngalt
    @45johngalt 11 месяцев назад +79

    "Where's your PR training?" is gonna be my new jab

  • @jamiemoll4128
    @jamiemoll4128 6 месяцев назад

    Bored? Everyone in the world was watching and enthralled.

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 11 месяцев назад +83

    Ah yes, the apple approach. "You're holding it wrong"

  • @Oinkly
    @Oinkly 11 месяцев назад +72

    As a good PR guy and a video game enthusiast, its good to see Bethesda will have openings soon.

    • @lord_haven1114
      @lord_haven1114 10 месяцев назад +4

      Oh man will you have your work cut out for you there

    • @minartson
      @minartson 10 месяцев назад +3

      Thtat was over 3 months ago and he is still employed. Game studios don't want to fire people willy nilly, you have to screw up BIG time or be part of budget cuts. Tech companies have laid off so many people that most of their current employees are all developers or useful some other way. It's hard to train a new employee.
      I don't work in IT but I work in a small team doing stuff that isn't very easy to learn so replacing employees cost quite a penny, meaning you can get away with a lot of stuff. I have personally cost a team of 5 employees about 30k euros with screwups. Firing me and training a new employee would be hard.

    • @samc9133
      @samc9133 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@minartsonWell, and of course we need to consider the fact that these responses, if not the specific details, the spirit of them may not have been engineered by the PR team itself, or by this specific employee. If my boss says "Do XYZ," and I voice my concerns, and they say "Do it anyways," I gotta do it or get canned for insubordination.

  • @emperorpingusmathchannel5365
    @emperorpingusmathchannel5365 10 месяцев назад +64

    Its like your parents trying to convince you that cleaning up is a fun little game.

  • @geoffreykahler1616
    @geoffreykahler1616 6 месяцев назад +1

    The empty planets werent as boring to me as the planets with duplicate buildings right down to magazines being the same in the same place.

  • @WobbleJetpack
    @WobbleJetpack 11 месяцев назад +11

    Comparing flying a rocket and walking on a moon thousands of miles away from your entire home planet to clicking a button and walking around a dead, empty plane is crazy ☠️☠️

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 11 месяцев назад +19

    In Stanfield, Constellation supposedly explores planets outside the settled systems, yet in-game you never get to make first-contact with a planet.
    The planets in Starfield are empty. There are no vehicles nor mounts for planetary travel, so you have to walk (but walk too far and you hit world border).

    • @Tomo_mo
      @Tomo_mo 11 месяцев назад

      But theyre not empty though, theyre full of randomly generated ruins. Theres where the problem lie. Every single randomly generated ruins are the same. Same pirate enemy. Same randomly generated piece of armor/weapon reward. Same underground mining area. Everyting is randomly generated the same way.
      Edit: Youre not exploring planets, youre exploring randomly gemerated POIs.

  • @williamagan3506
    @williamagan3506 11 месяцев назад +256

    They didn’t even commit to having truly empty planets, you land on a barren wasteland and 25 seconds later someone lands right next to you and you always stumble across remains of some kind of civilization without fail

    • @AleutianSailor
      @AleutianSailor 11 месяцев назад +55

      Same exact shit is what bothered me so much about No Man’s Sky. 69 gigachadillion fucking planets and every single one of them had the remains of some long dead civilization or colonists. In both Starfield and No Man’s Sky you’re never the first to set foot somewhere and that ruins the “wonder” of truly being isolated by yourself in the middle of nowhere.

    • @sakatababa
      @sakatababa 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@AleutianSailorso go play elite dangerous. get lost in the black. see you next year o7.

    • @capt_nugget
      @capt_nugget 11 месяцев назад

      @@AleutianSailortry Elite Dangerous and it’s the total opposite. 99.9% of planets are just big balls of barren rock

    • @iossaiken
      @iossaiken 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@AleutianSailor
      *Enter a new System and scan the first planet you see,
      "You just discovered [ENTER PLANET NAME HERE]"
      *Get credits for being the first to discover it. Enter atmosphere and land at a SHIPYARD AND DEPOT...
      So much being the first one there...

    • @sakatababa
      @sakatababa 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@cansagarri6749 you can almost avoid it. besides, empty planets are not totally empty. devoid of life and atmosphere, yes. not empty. there are outposts, mining and research stations, caves, etc.

  • @jagpow8079
    @jagpow8079 8 месяцев назад

    "We weren't walking into an empty box you jackass" 😂 quote of the year lolol