DUMB WAYS TO DIE - Dan vs. Phil!
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
- We try to save some smol beans from horrible deaths in DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
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DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danisnotonfire
Instagram: / danisnotonfire
Tumblr: / danisnotonfire
Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com
Music - Kevin Macleod incompetech.com
2015: DAN VS PHIL!
2016: DAAAAN VS PHIILLLL
2017: DASNNOJNN VRESSAS FILSKSLSLLLLL!
Vicky Melerine Lol, you put my thoughts into words!! 🤣
TRUE
DAAN VOSRUS PHOILLLIIODFUSIFJSL
Vicky Melerine DOOANNANANANANNAN CVUUEUUSUSSS PHIGIIOLLLLL
Vicky Melerine HAHAHAHAHAHHA In my dialect here in Italy Vressas actually means versus 😂
it became a dan live show when phil went to fix his contacts
Audrey B Dan's two minute live show. Longest one in history. 🤣🤣
exactly what I though
1 minute preview of Dani's not interesting right there
Audrey B YES!
Audrey B THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
"Oh you can build a bean" I died. That was adorable
MarshmallowFluff as cute as phil with GLASSES!!!
I'm sorry this is a bit irrelevant BUT GAARA YES MY BABY ANGEL I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY SMOL LITTLE BEAN AND I DONT FUCKING CARE WHAT SHIKAKAU HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT
MarshmallowFluff a smol bean with a strong noz
Bluey Fonfeder it's shUkaku not shIkaku
GEM fuck off
Dan: *looks at screen*... so contact lenses are fun right? 😂😂😂
s u m m e r r flashbacks to when my sister leaves me alone with my 3rd cousin that i haven’t seen in 6 years
me when my mum leaves me alone in a shop after she started talking to someone i don't know
immediately after Phil left Dan went into casually entertainig live show mode
fivetimesr it made me feel included as a friend
fivetimesr this is the content we want and have been asking for
ikr
fivetimesr AH THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMMENT
fivetimesr dude this is almost identical to my comment 😂 but whatever
I love how Dan went full Mom mode and made Phil show him and told him to get it out
Anna Pettit haha, that's the best way to describe it! 100% mom mode lol. 🤣
dan would be a good parent
Anna Pettit yesss
this comment could be taken so out of context
i havent watched the video yet and honestly i have no clue how this comment should be percieved
Watching Dan entertain himself after Phil left was one of the purest things I've ever experienced.
SasukeisAwesome agreed omg it filled my soul
I KNOW RIGHT!!!! THAT WAS THE PUREST MOMENT MY EYE EVER WITNESS he's the definition of a smol bean!
SasukeisAwesome I loved that part!
it was too perfect
@@koreanogirl616reminding u of this
Dan is so cute and protective "you need to go to the bathroom and take that out right now" he's legit concerned it's just ughhhhhh
and the way he literally keeps his eyes on phil as he leaves/when he comes back kiLL ME
That's what you do when a friends hurt...
Ellie Marie I KNOW BUT ITS CUTE
Concerned boyofriend
Lemonoa :)
Phil: My contact lens fell out
Dan: leT ME SEE IT
I love the way he went FULL Mam mode and made Phil show him his eye and made him go to the bathroom! It was so fricking cute!
*L E T M E S E E I T*
dan customizing his bean is the most precious thing????
ikr??
Creole David I know it was so cute
Creole David it's a smol bean making a smol bean
+Phanic! At The disco SMOL BEAN |-/
Lil Twenty One Pilots SMOL BEEAAAN |-/
i love that small moment when phil leaves and comedic loud video dan turns into down to earth quiet younow dan
Yes! omg so true
Yep
WE HAVE THE SAME NAME SPELLED DIFFERENTLY WHATS UP FAM
ew Kalea I JUST KNOWTICED
ew Kalea WE HAVE THE SAME NAMNMMEEEEE
Phil: *we've* cracked this ipad!
*we've* cracked *our* ipad!
Dan: thats *my personal* ipad, phil.
I love how phil immediately says "our" for everything
so cute 😍
So married
space dad except for cereal. if anyone touched mY CEReAL iLL mUrDEr tHEM
The cinnamon at 2 am : am i a joke to you?
cries in hits different
i love that Dan immediately checked Phil's eye and told him to go take it out when his contact lens fell out it's so cUTE I LOVE FRIENDSHIP
They are two grown men, but that was adorable, haha.
IKR
Only Phil would almost lose his contact lens in his own brain
I know you're joking but lmao Mamrie Hart was telling a story once because she lost a contact in her brain
that would be a pretty.. DUMB WAY TO DIE
DanAndPhilGAMES oh my god
DanAndPhilGAMES OMFG
:o
Every video starter;
Phil calls us a noun
Dan assaults the noun
Phil sticks up for noun
the way Dan went from laughing to genuinely concerned please deliver unto me the sweet release of death I crave
I thoroughly enjoyed Dan's ramble on eyesight during the brief intermission
littlemissoptimism it was a glimpse of younow dan who is so precious and smol and adorable my god he's so cute
littlemissoptimism Didn't we all? He is a blessing
Katelin Smith Omg yes you're so right. Younow Dan IS a different Dan, a cute smol Dan
**sees Phil enter the screen with his glasses on**
_pRAISE THE LORD, I HAVE BEEN _*_BLESSED,_*_ THANK YOU GOD, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY, AMEN_
and Peggy SAMESAMESAMESAMESAMESAME BLESS UP
and Peggy amen
yes yes amen
btw I praise your name
This accurately describes my life in two sentences.
SAME
Dan: me and Phil, Phil and I, we, our apartment, our etc.
Phil: we've cracked our iPad
Dan: THATS MY IPAD
me with my future spouse
AntiJess
Them as future spouses.
Yes, I did.
wow ok
And Every Month We Buy A Hamster
I liked cause
*A* it is true
And
*B* I got you 666 likes so you're welcome
And Every Month We Buy A Hamster your name scares me. this phandom is why we can't have nice things
The highlight of the video was Dan was by himself and just messing around lol
Menaal Hassan You know Dan has his own channel
"run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me my name is dan"
Twenty five aircrafts
[Dan]
dans verses just get more on fire every video (not even sorry), just waiting for his mixtape to drop at this point
Twenty five aircrafts YASSSSSSS
dan was just as shook as us about phil saying 'our ipad'
Sarah Lauer EXACTLY
Sarah Lauer tru, i was shook af
I feel so loved, Dan called us dumb*sses, and smol beans that need to be protected! That is literally what we call them when they do something stupid or adorable! My life is complete!!
Evelyn Cristaleightinson the universe cycle is comeplete
Evelyn Cristaleightinson We can now truly be happy.😊
Im happy bc he mentioned my username 😭
Evelyn Cristaleightinson I know right xD
there was an *intermission*
I SEE YOU EVERYWHEREEEEEE
i sweAr everTiMe iM bingEIng dAN aNd pHIl I sEE you
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
420 likes time to ruin it!!! Also I'm surprised no one sees me everywhere I literally reply to every single one of your comments...
Jessica MOTHER
Hobbit hair Dan + glasses Phil, God bless whoever sold his soul for this content
I'd sell my soul but I don't have one
Coline Koeberle it was me. My soul was a total rip off as well, it's really grey and shrivelled up.
Fangirl FiftySix ™ frickin same
Coline Koeberle your welcome
ur welcome
phil called us beans. oh how the turntables
WhyamIhere I'mtrash
Table turns 😂🙃
how the tables have turned
Turn tables? 😂
WhyamIhere I'mtrash
same
+Good Mortem Yeppers! Yesh. It's Micheal Scott from The Office
did anyone else notice the fact that he called a pentagon a hexagon
Jaylin Nucifora yeah lol
Jaylin Nucifora I heard Mexican lol
Jaylin Nucifora yup
Jaylin Nucifora yes I did. it kind of annoyed me but he's Dan so...
Jaylin Nucifora yes. The ocd is real
Phil is adorable in glasses
anie Ikr?! I don't even know why he wears lenses!
dan caring about phil is so pure i m dead
Kaitlyn Negus same
so is anyone gonna tell dan that was a pentagon not a hexagon
Sophie h Fun Fact - You just did.
Sophie h I commented on that as well. I couldn't believe he mixed them up. :D
Sophie h RIGHT
Sophie h Oh my God same thought
exactly what I thought
"Imagine waking up and not being able to see"
I don't have to imagine it
I can't see
Lexy Aguilar same 😂
Lexy Aguilar Did you type this in Braille then? Jk
Lexy Aguilar me
Lexy Aguilar S A M E
Lexy Aguilar how did u watch this
Dan and Phil do cosplay: Dan- the contact can't go behind my eye can it? Phil- no that's not possible This video-
THATS A DUMB WAY TO DIE 🤣🤣🤣
lmao. it is possible tho
That comment goes well with 0:46
this video- *am i a joke to you*
dan is an actual adult and so is phil. i just realized.
Barbara Wiegers lma
I LOVE HOW DAN IMMEDIATELY MADE PHIL GO CHECK HIS EYES CONCERNEDDAN
Ashton Brion yes I was just waiting a looking for this comment! So yas!
Ashton Brion "let me see" concerned!dan
Dan called us smol beans
* flips table *
me
"Frick you, you mother fricker" - Daniel James Howell 2017
PHIL IN GLASSES AND DAN JUST CASUALLY BEING CUTE AND MAKING A CHARACTER IS THE CAUSE OF MY FUCKING DEATH
SAME OMFG
I RELATE
That's exactly what I was thinking
Emits Guide YES
YASSS
Dan and Phil called us smol beans. My life is now complete
Dan's banter tho I'm dead I would just sit there in awkward silence
Cheyenne Waggoner same
Cheyenne Waggoner and now I just sit in silence
Michelle DeVault litttt
Cheyenne Waggoner agreed
Cheyenne Waggoner and now I just sit in (awkward) silence..
that moment when our smol beans call us smol beans
😍
We’re all beans uwu
Oh how the tables have turned
they also called us D U M M I E S
I love that when phil isn't there and things calm down. Dan goes into customisation mode. calm. relaxed. peaceful. Dan.
younow Dan
+- xlntnat -
I hear that's a sign of loving someone
No I didn't
Let me dream
Kawaii Kayleigh he becomes wholesome howell
DAN WITH CURLS AND PHIL WITH GLASSES IN ONE VIDEO I WANT DEATH
WhaddupBear 9 MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW, I'M READY TO DIE
SAME THE LORDS FROM ABOVE HAVE BLESSED US
you called
OMG That's exactly what I was thinking😂😂
WhaddupBear 9 IK THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!!
"they are smol beans that need to be protected" - me with dan and phil
"i'm sure they're fine" - my friends
Especially Phil he's SUCH a smol bean
YOUR NAME IS BEAUTIFUL SWEETHEART
wot in trashnation Tyler Joseph is the original smol bean
The Awkward Codex i was torn between this and *barry b lester*
K Kin-Ya-Ku what about joshy?¿
10 seconds in the video and they say smol bean. this is going to be a good video 😂😂
"beanisnotonfire" never has there been a more accurate name for Dan
Grace Winters lol
you called?
+beanisnotonfire XD
well it says "beanisonfire"
+beanisnotonfire lol
GETTING SO HYPED FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS
SAME I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED
OMG THX FOR REMINDING ME! I WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN! (although that would've been a nice surprise)
Gabby Louise oh, shit i totally forgot!!! OMG 😁
Gabby Louise SAME OMFG.
10 DAYS!! I REPEAT 10 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhfbgeryduszgiuybyebawuhdnguskyjtvdfbgvyncujxays
I cant bloody see anything until I put my glasses on.
The_SmartAlec23 Forever same
The_SmartAlec23 Forever
I read that as "I can't see anything because my glasses are bloody"
Hey Guys same
The_SmartAlec23 Forever same lol
Christine Yemin i have -3,25 on my right eye and -0,75 on my left...
You can thank the australian government for this game 😂
Katelyn P IKR BLESS IN MELBOURNE THEY HAVE IT IN THE TRAIN STATIONS
Katelyn P 😂😂
ahaha I thought dumb ways to die was solely an Australian thing and didn't know it was worldwide
DAMN RIGHT
Sophie Millar same lmao
the amount of tenderness and concern in dan’s voice when he’s checking phil’s eye and the way he immediately tells phil to go to the bathroom to take the contact out without even missing a beat.. . and the opposite situation when dan sprayed deodorant in his eye and phil didn’t even care who was around and just started treating him with eye drops in the middle of an airport …. lol they are cute and i’m upset (taken from @nihilist-toothpaste on tumblr)
Yea I know I thought I added her name at the end, fuck sorry I was rushing 😂 I love her as well
Paola Ramirez they're so caring and I cannot
time?
oh ok! i apologize for my reply then lol
dan and phil: touch my body
Me: **falls off of bed**
I love Mariah
Keegan I love me too.
Keegan Falls of an iguana
Mariah? I was thinking Sistar/kpop lol
Keith Same
Why is nobody talking about the 'our ipad' thing, that was so cute xD
kimaiboo yesss omg I died
i was looking for this comment, thank you
im still replaying that part over and over again
my mom and dad have separate ipads js
kimaiboo rawr xD
'you're all sMoL bEaNs who need to be protected' being said by Phil Lester is the most ironic thing to be said in 2017
I'm a simple woman, Phil wearing glasses makes me weak in the knees.
Rachel Stocker And natural hair Dan makes me weak in my arms?
TheAquaDragon *elbows
Rachel Stocker
We need more body parts that can get weak.
Collar bones please
Rachel Stocker I'm weak in the heat
I don't know how to feel about the intro, getting very different messages from each of them. Am I a tiny bean that needs protecting, or am I a dumbass dummy? I'm so emotionally confused
mehkillrat both
mehkillrat little dummy bean, maybe? :P
mehkillrat we are both
mehkillrat this is my favorite comment ever 🤣🤣🤣
I reckon we're all probably dumbass dummies but Phil is just so gentle and sweet he wants us to think we are precious beans
I love how Dan just volunteered to entertain us while phil rushed to get his contact lens out
THAT WAS SO CUTE WHEN DAN GOT ALL WORRIED ABOUT PHIL AND HIS CONACT LENSES. XCEB3QHEDIUXIEU
the stupid fucking song is gonna be stuck in my head for the next 6 years now
UGH I KNOW RIGHT
he was so worried for Phil. That's the friendship I aspire to have
Keep Alive Same m8
"friendship" waiting for the fangirls to attack
Same, I love how much they care for each other
Chaos Kitty Yes, friendship. They may be close, but it's still a friendship
Chaos Kitty No its a bff kind of friendship
phils in glasses my ovaries have officially exploded
my name is [ dan ] I love ur name lol
same thou 😍
Loving the username!
my name is [ dan ] same
my name is [ dan ] I ruined the perfect number of likes. 200? No not any more. 201.
Did anyone else just get really happy when Dan called us his smol beans?
I had a dream that dan went back to straightening is hair and I swear to god I've never been more terrified
I AM Sunshine I know!!! I literally woke up and thought about it for 20 solid minutes
ØMFG I WAS ABØUT TØ SLEEP BUT IM SCARED AHHHH
Angellaina ! Hahahha I apologize, I don't think I'll sleep too
Angellaina ! IM TRYING IM TRYING TØ SLEEP BUT I CANT BC YØU ALL HAVE GUNS FØR HANDS
Twenty Øne Crybabies At My Chemical Phandom Disco ayeeee
Is nobody gonna talk about their singing!?!?
It’s funny how they both started to sing “Touch my body”...Sister👌🏻
KPOPP
KPOPPP
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY REALIZING YOU FORGOT THE 1-2 SWITCH STICKER!!! IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME EVERY SINGLE DAY SINCE THAT VIDEO!!!!!
but you still haven't put the sticker on so it still bothers me adslksjklfwjelkj
Lol they might forget about it again, considering they delayed it for another time XD
I know right!? they told us to remind them in there next video and I did but no one saw my comment 😂😅
Phil is a tiny precious bean that should be protected.
Am I the only one who died when phil said "oh no we cracked our iPad" and dan was so fast to fix what phil had said
Chloe Stanford When?
Chloe Stanford phil actually said we cracked the ipad not we cracked our ipad
But then he says "our" after
Please play Who's Your Daddy? again but as a Dan vs. Phil
Yas!!! That is exactly what i was thinking
Amazingness isnotonfire yes yes yes!
YES
Amazingness isnotonfire I VOTE Y E S
I AM FROM THE FUTURE AND AM HERE TO TELL YOUR DREAM CAME TRUE
This video saved my life. I always get my toast out of the toaster with a fork.
Saphira Airborn OMIGOD……UR AN IDIOT 😜
I still use a knife even though I electrocuted myself doing it once lmao
fack x jyatt It's called sarcasm you dumbass
Living life on the bredge
Phil: all I want to say is "don't touch my body
Dan: *le disappointed*
Poor Phil the tilty guy is impossible.
I know right, it was always the hardest one imo
'We cracked OUR IPad"
dan and phil should totally play poptropica
emi everlast OMG THAT USED TO BE MY LIFE AHHHH
YES MY CHILDHOOD
Wanling it reminds me of when I went to afterschool and was forced to play coolmath and EVERYONE WENT CRAZY ON FRIDAYS BECAUSE OH BOY WE COULD PLAY POPTROPICA
WHY IS IT BECOMING BIG AGAIN?! PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL KEEP PLAYING IT
MY CHILDHOOS
Dan: “I think they’re fine Phil.”
DID HE JUST ASSUME MY STATE OF BEING, I AM IN FACT NOT FINE, I HAVE FRACTURED MY ANKLE AND NEXT WEEK I HAVE THREE EXAMS IN A ROW AND I AM NOT OKAY.
Hermione Granger are you okay?
Although I’m having an allergic reaction to cat hair rn but whatever 🤷🏻♀️😂🤦🏻♀️
IM NOT OKAAAAAAY
@@harshitasrivastava YOU WEAR ME OUTTTTTT
Pat pat
Dan when Phil wasnt in the room killed me.
Amber SAME ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS DESIGNING HIS CHARACTER 😂😂
Amber the build a bean and the conversation about eye contacts killed me
I'm pretty sure the pink little bean that was "hula hooping" was trying to bring back the sexy end screen dance.
that1chick92 YES
that1chick92 YAASSS
YES WE NEED THE SEXY END SCREEN DANCE BACK
YASS
that1chick92 awwwww yes
Every time they upload dan grows a curl
true
i guess one day, he'll just become one
Katie Edenborough one day in 2019 we’ll on RUclips and click on a dan and Phil games video and dan is now just a giant curl😂
Is it weird that I can imagine Dan's face on a duck and Phil's face on a goose?
Yes but it's also hilarious
no that happens everyone including me
Now I can't stop thinking about it
Lmao now I can too
Now that you say it, I can too 😂
I gave the video a thumbs up for Phil because he almost died and we all know we can't live without him.
Zoe Klopfenstein samee
Was anyone else just so satisfied when dan put the sticker in that empty space?
But the sims video was not the most recent video, it was the horse prince one, that bugs me
Mia Cornali true I didn't realise what the heck
Curly haired Dan and Phil with glasses all in one video bless
we're smol beans! yee!!
Another dumb way to die:
Getting Choked By a Horsey..
RainingRain Mc
Forcefed hoof sized leeks. :)
RainingRain Mc Spraying deodorant in your eyes and getting your head stuck in a door.
"Did you just say OUR iPad?"
Omg😆
Iben Rasmussen dOMESTIC
Twenty Øne Crybabies At My Chemical Phandom Disco FREKINGN BEST USER EVER
I loved the part when Dan was describing himself while customizing his bean. ☺
Does any one just sit down on your bed and say "I love Dan and phil and no one else"
Phils eyelash 1000 and Brendon Urie and tøp and Melanie Martinez
Phils eyelash 1000 yes but I add on Gerard way so it's "i love dan, Phil and Gerard way and no one else" 😂
I say "I love Daniel Howell, Phil Lester, Gerard way, Brendon Urie, Patrick Stump, Josh dun, Tyler Joseph, my cat, Set It Off, Creature Feature, Halsey, Martinez, other nerds, other introverts, other mental asylum kids, other weirdos, and no one else."
Insane Emo Ravenclaw, that's about a quarter of the world's population there at 'other nerds' and 'other introverts.'
I spilled my entire drink all over my bed and myself one minute into the video but I'm back from my mom scolding me, with mOre beverages
Mistakes were made watching this video, such as I was eating bacon and choked ten seconds into the video when Dan called us 'smol beans'. Yeah I'm twenty one pilots trash
not even 10 seconds into the video and dan already swearing and calling out his fans
this is the quality content i subscribed for 👌🏻
btw quality content is phil wearing glasses just putting it out there
someone that isnt creative at life lolzor Hello fellow Kpop fan 😂
LISA OPPA
When Dan customized the bean was so precious and calming.
I guess this really is the year of WHOLESOME HOWELL
Phils shirt is life
Ok but hobbit hair and Phil in black and glasses in one video? We've been blessed
truly on this day we have been blessed.
Amelia Harrell true
Lol yes we have
they also called us their smol beans
Yes
Phil looks so cute with his glasses!! Why the heck do you wear contacts?! Just wear your glasses! You look so good in them!
Akira Elai
Alot of people are not used to their glasses and uncomfortable in them
Akira Elai contact lenses are easier since you dont have to be pushing and touching them all day
But contact lenses could potentially flip around under your eyelid and kill you... Plus you have to insert them every day. moral of the story, glasses are easier to wear
you don't HAVE to insert them everyday, I keep mine in for two weeks at a time.
Samara Duffie that's horrible and really unsafe for your eyes
One of my favorite things about this fandom is the "try to see how many fandom references you can fit in your username" game
Juce omg, but that's SO TRUE! I feel so weird for just using my name lol. 🤣
Abbie Rose don't worry u aren't alone
Vaneeza Usman 🤗🤜🏽🤛🏽
Juce *phandom
Dan when Phil’s contact lense isn’t in right: You need to take that out immediately
Dan when he sprays deodorant into his eye: *this is fine*
I WASN'T READY FOR THIS CONTENT. HOBBIT AND GLASSES OMG NO
Twenty five aircrafts blESS
Twenty five aircrafts The best combo with the best duo. 🙃
Dumb way to die- watching dan and Phil with headphones
Belle xx during Spooky Week
Belle xx XD rip
Wow. The first time I have ever seen a persons contact lens going inside their brain. Quality content 11/10
Aryanna R for real😂😂😂
That stuff _hurts_
Aryanna R RUclipsR NEARLY DIES!!!!1 (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TRIGGER WARNING)
would recommend
to a friend
which I don't have
because I'm here
Aryanna R TIME I NEARLY DIED!!! *not clickbait* (WARNING: BLOOD, DEATH!!
Smol beans. Where's the clique at?
Mackenzie TØP here |-/
|-/
Spookyy Dun here |-/
Spookyy Dun Hi!!
Spookyy Dun booooyyy im here
A reminder to Dan and Phil: put the 1-2-switch sticker on phil's side lol
oh nevermind you remember lmao
DanandphilCRAFTS. It's coming.
NoBorkDoggo YESSS
NoBorkDoggo YES
yesssss
yessssss
the same day as my panic! concert :)
THIS WAS SO DOMESTIC I CANT EVEN BREATH THAT FINAL OMFG DAM HELPING PHIL WITH HIST CONTACT LENSES OMFG IM GONNA DIE IMEAN THEY DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE AAAA I LOVE THEM SP MUCH
Cecília Porto I HAD THE SAME FUCKING REACTION
YESSSSS I WAS CALM UNTIL THAT HAPPENED BUT THEN NOPE
Cecília Porto IM FUCKING DONE
i actually cried i need helP