Dokiboard denies being FLAT

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

Комментарии • 159

  • @Zeromaru42
    @Zeromaru42 5 месяцев назад +1888

    Dokiboard still salty.

    • @terjekristensen949
      @terjekristensen949 5 месяцев назад +34

      Damn...

    • @KV_GunEnjoyer
      @KV_GunEnjoyer 5 месяцев назад +70

      Flatsuki.

    • @bluejays6223
      @bluejays6223 5 месяцев назад +34

      To think in her old life, she was packing, then became drywall

    • @AcrexTobias
      @AcrexTobias 5 месяцев назад +16

      Freeboard still salty bout her chest

    • @hellothere9167
      @hellothere9167 Месяц назад

      They poke a hole and it deflated​@@bluejays6223

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 5 месяцев назад +1209

    'A bump' doesn't sound like good enough wrist support.

    • @Art-X-W
      @Art-X-W 4 месяца назад +22

      You need more surface area to move the mouse

  • @Loyal_Amurel
    @Loyal_Amurel 5 месяцев назад +879

    Dokiboard isn't beating the flat allegations

  • @stoffelthedestroyer3741
    @stoffelthedestroyer3741 5 месяцев назад +648

    That's exactly what a flat person would say.

  • @TealVelvet
    @TealVelvet 5 месяцев назад +500

    "There is a bump"
    I got bumps too when a mosquito bites me, but you don't see me out there calling them booba 🤣
    Smh Dokibird from Indie

    • @sydneyzenigami
      @sydneyzenigami 5 месяцев назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wishywashy_4000
      @wishywashy_4000 4 месяца назад

      yooooooo🤣🤣🤣

    • @pdd5793
      @pdd5793 3 месяца назад

      @@TealVelvet "Dokibird from Indie" lol

  • @DesroA41990
    @DesroA41990 5 месяцев назад +184

    she's not flat
    she's aerodynamic

    • @alondjeckto
      @alondjeckto 5 месяцев назад +10

      Depends on the position

  • @pdd5793
    @pdd5793 5 месяцев назад +524

    i don't think she has the same definition of "bump" as we do...

  • @Axpo25
    @Axpo25 5 месяцев назад +311

    Dokiflat, Dokiboard, Dokipettan. Sorry, these will be your nicknames for now.
    Unless you want your avatar gets buffed up, which your nicknames will be Dokiboing, Dokimelon, Dokipuff.

  • @M1ss1ng-N0
    @M1ss1ng-N0 5 месяцев назад +319

    Flat is always justice

  • @shionwandering
    @shionwandering 5 месяцев назад +207

    There is a "bump" ok? I mean not every girl will have booba..

  • @corysagataw
    @corysagataw 5 месяцев назад +80

    "You thought you were SAFE, COMING INTO THE O-N-E PLACE I HAVE POWER!"

  • @epictoe7179
    @epictoe7179 5 месяцев назад +100

    Dokiboard

  • @heideknight9122
    @heideknight9122 5 месяцев назад +162

    She never seemed to like the massive knocker models though. She's happier this way.

    • @Alkhemia8
      @Alkhemia8 5 месяцев назад +48

      Yeah but poking fun at her for it is funny it all in good jest to

    • @vincentprime740
      @vincentprime740 5 месяцев назад +3

      Did she? Iirc she used alot of that model tho.

    • @JTQPEPE
      @JTQPEPE 4 месяца назад

      ​@@vincentprime740Exactly; there's a non-zero chance whenever she gets an updated outfit it may surprise people with what she's actually packing lol

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 5 месяцев назад +44

    Of course not, use your eyes. Her tomato skinsuit is a perfect, bouncy, circle shape.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 5 месяцев назад

      Of course, the booba(singular) was inside all along. How could we be so blind?

  • @WhiteFang103
    @WhiteFang103 5 месяцев назад +18

    If the "bump" vanishes soon as you put a t-shirt on...I got bad news for you Doki.

  • @Setsuna012
    @Setsuna012 5 месяцев назад +43

    Doki should've made it like her old model or even Selen's if she didn't want to be called flat. Silly bird.

    • @kekoraaaa
      @kekoraaaa 5 месяцев назад +24

      She had to fight to get her mama to upgrade her to a bump. I don't think her mama wants Dokiboard to get conceited

    • @Setsuna012
      @Setsuna012 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@kekoraaaa Lol maybe.

    • @JanitorAntisocial
      @JanitorAntisocial 3 месяца назад

      ​@@kekoraaaa#justKanataproblems

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 5 месяцев назад +25

    I swear, every vtuber irl is either a massive E cup, or a tiny AAA, barely percievable, cup. There's no inbetween.

  • @aljunbelong737
    @aljunbelong737 5 месяцев назад +19

    Dokiboard, filipinoboy, chibidon't, and inaff are in an emergency meeting.

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 5 месяцев назад +90

    Flat is justice

  • @TheLeviathan1293
    @TheLeviathan1293 5 месяцев назад +54

    I was just gonna say I've seen males with larger bumps on their chest than that, but I have to correct myself. Every male has larger bumps on their chest than that. Even Asmongold.

  • @shidohihiho
    @shidohihiho 5 месяцев назад +14

    She had a breast reduction from dokibird to the newest version of herself lol.

  • @LRSNRCNG309
    @LRSNRCNG309 4 месяца назад

    Im glad she went from the old model to the good selene sister model

  • @RichardHardslab
    @RichardHardslab 5 месяцев назад +42

    Walls have bumps too

  • @BruddaJakka
    @BruddaJakka 5 месяцев назад +4

    Flatter than the rolling planes of Saskatchewan.

  • @waterfall184
    @waterfall184 5 месяцев назад +3

    Said "bump" exist only in her mind

  • @Skyver24
    @Skyver24 5 месяцев назад +5

    So she didn’t want to see a booba mousepad, but then when it’s flat she Thanos snaps the man in chat? What do you want woman 😭

  • @mymicart
    @mymicart 5 месяцев назад +2

    "A bump," Mosquito bites.

  • @ModHaterHD2003
    @ModHaterHD2003 5 месяцев назад +1

    I think this just makes her more adorable

  • @maliciousbugman
    @maliciousbugman 5 месяцев назад +1

    do not deny me my dokinaizuri, doki

  • @JinzoTK
    @JinzoTK 5 месяцев назад +2

    The emperor isn't naked and Doki isn't flat.

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh 5 месяцев назад +1

    We all know what doki comic we’re thinking about

  • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
    @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 5 месяцев назад +2

    If i had a nickel for every vtuber with Doki in their name that was flat, I'd have 2 nickels.

  • @THATEPICBOI-dz2tj
    @THATEPICBOI-dz2tj 5 месяцев назад +2

    the fact that someone said is he wrong tho and i started laughing

  • @TerminalLag
    @TerminalLag 5 месяцев назад +1

    On the plus side, no severe back pain

  • @dinosaurusrex1482
    @dinosaurusrex1482 5 месяцев назад +22

    of course there is a bump, all humans have a bump, no one is truly completely flat.

    • @ZrusoEruption
      @ZrusoEruption 5 месяцев назад +1

      Are you sure about that?

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 5 месяцев назад +2

      what about sui

  • @GirlycarDawn
    @GirlycarDawn 5 месяцев назад +35

    Just one bump?

  • @Foolsome
    @Foolsome 4 месяца назад

    You should probably get that bump checked out, Doki.

  • @donzapatero4808
    @donzapatero4808 5 месяцев назад +2

    Some girls are blessed with booba some with cake. Doki has neither but her personality makes up for it.

  • @Dvalarogg
    @Dvalarogg 4 месяца назад

    Dokibird: "I'M NOT FLAT!!!"
    All of chat: "PROVE IT!"

  • @tiagoh.4120
    @tiagoh.4120 5 месяцев назад +5

    I mean she gives alot of flat energy with all the kusogaki vibes.😗

  • @lonewolfknight3604
    @lonewolfknight3604 5 месяцев назад +1

    Doki has booba confirmed.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 5 месяцев назад +3

    Mosqito bites confirmed

  • @AngelBlade69
    @AngelBlade69 5 месяцев назад +3

    Do we need a microscope to see that bump?

  • @dimosguy
    @dimosguy 5 месяцев назад +31

    😂 He's kinda right

  • @KaBar41
    @KaBar41 5 месяцев назад +1

    Doki, Flat is Justice.

  • @TheGreyParse
    @TheGreyParse 4 месяца назад

    "There is a bump, okay?"
    "A" bump? Singular?

  • @evanpastor7305
    @evanpastor7305 4 месяца назад

    "Truth hurts, don't it?"
    - Karl Heisenberg

  • @AbollaR
    @AbollaR 5 месяцев назад

    I like how she says "wrigh-ng"

  • @rdtripler5604
    @rdtripler5604 5 месяцев назад +4

    Just a bump..? Even I have a bump and I am not even a woman... I am sorry for your loss....

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 4 месяца назад +1

    There is a bump.
    So basically mosquito A cups Lite.

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 5 месяцев назад

    Doki 100% has a bump but it would be REALLY hard to find it on a mousepad. 🤣

  • @cosXrobgaming
    @cosXrobgaming 5 месяцев назад

    why do i feel like there is going to be cursed fan arts where dokibird is gonna be in some TF flattening situations?

  • @nightcorelucario2218
    @nightcorelucario2218 4 месяца назад

    "There is a bump"
    Doki, the nipple doesn't count xD

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine 4 месяца назад +1

    Who cares about size. I like how these ladies dress.

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 5 месяцев назад +1

    I mean I'm a 100% straight dude and I'm only about 30 pounds overweight and I think I've got more booba than Doki.

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 5 месяцев назад +1

    Flat to medium is premium

  • @fakemasterchief9539
    @fakemasterchief9539 5 месяцев назад +1

    Big booba is good but sometimes flat is nice too

  • @DaKdawg
    @DaKdawg 5 месяцев назад

    Doki "Undulation" Bird. Lol. The villain reveals himself and gets punished...no way. LOL. Rest now soldier.

  • @Ceber300
    @Ceber300 5 месяцев назад

    There's a bump! Sure it's just padding and not booba tissue, but it counts!

  • @gogogadgetrectalpunch
    @gogogadgetrectalpunch 5 месяцев назад +2

    It’s ok to be flat. That just means all your personality gets converted into ACTUAL personality.

  • @Yasviele
    @Yasviele 5 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe 3D one day will beat all the allegations

    • @garybicknell2135
      @garybicknell2135 5 месяцев назад

      Unless that is the 3D model and she's as flat as it's possible to be.

  • @aniraslove
    @aniraslove 5 месяцев назад +1

    It does suck for doki a little, her old life’s character was always silently stacked XD

  • @thesalinator3557
    @thesalinator3557 5 месяцев назад

    But Doki, that's better!

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 5 месяцев назад +1

    How can Doki be flat when she's literally a tomato?

  • @rpgstaple
    @rpgstaple 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yall mean, Doki could be a perfect staight edge and I wouldn't complain a bit. We stan a curve averse queen 🤣🤣

  • @marshalc1574
    @marshalc1574 5 месяцев назад +6

    Same situation for a zombie from indonesia got roasted by her own mom😂
    Ollie: mom i still got some ok?
    Mama ollie: got some? Yeah right just nipples😂

  • @t0b0
    @t0b0 5 месяцев назад

    Fudgetop, I kneel!

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 5 месяцев назад +1

    A mosquito bump tho right 😂🤫

  • @michaelfang1393
    @michaelfang1393 4 месяца назад

    I think she's....more
    ...

  • @zonkeos100
    @zonkeos100 5 месяцев назад

    Doki bird is literally two-dimensional

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 4 месяца назад

    “There is a bump”
    I don't think mosquito bites count

  • @theedgypenguin4083
    @theedgypenguin4083 3 месяца назад

    Dokiboard 💀

  • @midengineZ06
    @midengineZ06 5 месяцев назад

    A bump Doki says 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MerikVesper
    @MerikVesper 5 месяцев назад +5

    She's perky. In personality.

  • @tomaO2
    @tomaO2 5 месяцев назад

    I'm pretty sure she already said that she was going for Dokiboard when doing the avatar reveal though. I'm pretty positive she stated that New !Doki was flat. It's about the only design aspect of Retro!Doki that she kept.

  • @seaweedbanana4663
    @seaweedbanana4663 5 месяцев назад

    To see is to believe

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 5 месяцев назад +3

    No regrets!

  • @davidmendez8306
    @davidmendez8306 5 месяцев назад

    Shes got something

  • @danieldutoit2187
    @danieldutoit2187 5 месяцев назад

    Okay but like... We don't come to Dokibird for booba...

  • @YetAnotherScrub
    @YetAnotherScrub 5 месяцев назад

    Dokibird Spirit Level merch releasing when???

  • @redultima150
    @redultima150 5 месяцев назад

    She punnished him for it so maybe this person was telling the truth after all .

  • @666aron
    @666aron 5 месяцев назад +1

    Flat Dokibird? Flockibird?

  • @smugpeko9587
    @smugpeko9587 4 месяца назад

    flat is justice

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 5 месяцев назад

    If it's not flat you shouldn't get mad

  • @kappamaster7179
    @kappamaster7179 5 месяцев назад +1

    Well if you're fat then flat becomes a bump

  • @ThreeEvils
    @ThreeEvils 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bumps can vary in size tho

  • @bluejays6223
    @bluejays6223 5 месяцев назад

    Her old life she was packing

  • @solec23
    @solec23 5 месяцев назад

    Worth it
    👌 o7 to that dragoon

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 4 месяца назад

    Need to colab with a chaotic owl

  • @cuddlebug9699
    @cuddlebug9699 5 месяцев назад

    I thought a certain government agent had blown up Malaysia

  • @Indigo_Saga
    @Indigo_Saga 4 месяца назад

    flatsuki

  • @kolmo3182
    @kolmo3182 4 месяца назад

    So boba mouse pad when?

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O 5 месяцев назад

    I hope she is.

  • @Googleflax
    @Googleflax 5 месяцев назад

    Doki is at BEST a small B lol

  • @MegalodonKing99
    @MegalodonKing99 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was there. it was fun

  • @TheBlackBandit360
    @TheBlackBandit360 5 месяцев назад

    guys dokibird is not flat a certain blonde vtuber in a little crab game stream confirmed that doki has a huge rack

  • @omartinez7002
    @omartinez7002 5 месяцев назад

    Does she know that mosquito bites don’t count?

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 5 месяцев назад

    Not flat *enough*

  • @GREAT_MANTELLO
    @GREAT_MANTELLO 4 месяца назад

    I thought flat like... 2D

  • @iorivhs00
    @iorivhs00 4 месяца назад

    He speak the truth