That "let's ask the child" thing is textbook. Followed by, "I think you're a big boy, but MOMMY doesn't want you to walk across a busy highway to get home because SHE doesn't think you're a big boy".
@@theslappablejerkand that Lego was from a box that clearly said 6+ so he is AT LEAST as capable as a 6 year old. Plus I saw my nephew who is 12 assemble a set that said 8+ so the Lego estimation is at least 4 years behind, so Jake is actually as capable as a 10 year old, and that's only 8 years away from being an adult so the wife is clearly just being overprotective here.
Me: "Oh that's actually not a bad idea, for him to commute by himself, having some responsibility, learning a fun sport!" Him: "Tomorrow is pre-school" Me: "Ahhhh now this makes sense"
Boomers aren't so bad as parents. Hell of a lot better than what we have now with Millennial and Gen X parents putting their kids in front of Cocomelon all day
@@gothbat676 yeah and then everyone else blames the kids for getting addicted to iPhones as if we’re the ones who made them and gave ourselves them. They’re purposely inventing stuff to get mad at the younger generations for doing.
Think how cool Jake will be by the time he's in 1st grade if he's had all that time to master the skateboard. He will be so confident, independent and he will have made so many friends having his many casts signed along the way
Dad was *definitely* buying the skateboard for the preschooler and not himself, what a selfless and goodhearted dad idk why he's called a manchild he's responsible as hell
When he started talking about the skateboard I figured the joke was gonna be that school was like 12 miles away AND THEN IT CUT TO THE KID BEING LIKE FIVE-
You just know that this dad would take the skateboard for himself. He had definetly bought it before his wife went to talk with him and he just made that excuse on the spot
I feel like Jake is the same kid that grows into the "Kid you know is going to prison as an adult" because his dad never teaches him boundaries and lets him do whatever he wants because "It's better if he learns on his own."
Zero respect for people like this. What’s incredibly sad is that men like this actually exist. They don’t give a damn about their child and everything revolves around their comfort. They’d manipulate, yell, lie, twist and argue to eternity until you don’t ask them for anything ever again.
I hate how it’s not enough for them to admit they don’t want to be supportive they want to spin this like, actually it’s a great idea to do it this way because it slightly conveniences me more
The best part is that it's a new skateboard and the dad really expects the 4 year old kid to learn skateboarding while coming home from pre-school by himself, without supervision, next to busy roads 😆
Bruv , this is literally my father, my mother had to take care of everything basically while my father was either playing on the Xbox or shopping on Amazon.
@@boooster101My dad was born in 1956 and was the man-child of the family, so I don't think it's a generational thing. On the flip side, some of my millenial friends have started having kids and are some of the most responsible parents I've ever met.
I grew up in dangerous neighborhoods, so when the husband said "God you're so overprotective," I just assumed the wife wanted to keep her child safe in her neighborhood. At that point, even 13 is too young to be traversing alone imo.
I was thinking that a person can't possibly learn how to skateboard in a day. If it was a bike, maybe, but definitely not a skateboard. Also, it's not like it would ship by the next morning anyway. Amazon isn't that fast
i will say, the behavior of the Manchild Husband has changed dramatically over the years. in the old days, dads would either leave or just get addicted to something and take the rage out on everyone else. sure, this is less harmful in that way, i suppose, but...
she calls him lazy, yet he is the one doing ALL the work to find a solution to this problem. she expects him to just drop everything to pickup the boy from school everyday? if there is no bus route, CLEARLY they live close enough for him to walk...
I got a skateboard once when I was too little. I rode it on my knees, skinned my knee, ran home crying and left the skateboard up the block, where it disappeared by the time we came back for it.
Lmao there’s a couple on RUclips whose channel I stumbled upon recently and the wife is smoking hot and istg the husband gives me exactly these vibes 😂
Well. I was defending the guy in my head at first. Parents DO vastly overestimate the dangers of a kid going to school on their own and they DO vastly underestimate the benefits of exercise… Then the kid’s age is revealed 😂 Oh. I was wrong. As always, he’s a slappable jerk in all ways, not merely in some ways, as I initially suspected
That "let's ask the child" thing is textbook. Followed by, "I think you're a big boy, but MOMMY doesn't want you to walk across a busy highway to get home because SHE doesn't think you're a big boy".
Jake is clearly more than capable of getting home on his own. I'm definitely with you on this one man-child husband.
Even though he’s only 4 years old, he’s very capable. There was a time he almost died from choking on a Lego but that happens to the best of us
@@theslappablejerk the fact that he survived shows he's very capable for his age
@@theslappablejerk I love your videos, they’re all really creative
@@theslappablejerkand that Lego was from a box that clearly said 6+ so he is AT LEAST as capable as a 6 year old. Plus I saw my nephew who is 12 assemble a set that said 8+ so the Lego estimation is at least 4 years behind, so Jake is actually as capable as a 10 year old, and that's only 8 years away from being an adult so the wife is clearly just being overprotective here.
Thanks for the compliment!
At “because I have a life” I was sharpening my knives. So does your spouse, bro!
Me: "Oh that's actually not a bad idea, for him to commute by himself, having some responsibility, learning a fun sport!"
Him: "Tomorrow is pre-school"
Me: "Ahhhh now this makes sense"
video: make joke
me: understand joke
@@LordConstrobuzyou remind me of the average redditor
@@LordConstrobuzmfw your life is dedicated to one upping someone in a comment section
@@oskaranddaniel7582leave him be
@@oskaranddaniel7582what is the point of this comment
“Because I have a life and I don’t want to”
My brother in Christ your kids are your life
This is exactly what my boomer parents did with me back in the late 70s and I was totally fine once the cops identified the van!
This is how we grew up in the 70s, and we have the scars to prove it.
Boomers aren't so bad as parents. Hell of a lot better than what we have now with Millennial and Gen X parents putting their kids in front of Cocomelon all day
@@gothbat676 yeah and then everyone else blames the kids for getting addicted to iPhones as if we’re the ones who made them and gave ourselves them. They’re purposely inventing stuff to get mad at the younger generations for doing.
@gothbat676 the millennials who have boomer parents would disagree with you
Think how cool Jake will be by the time he's in 1st grade if he's had all that time to master the skateboard. He will be so confident, independent and he will have made so many friends having his many casts signed along the way
Yup, that’s if he lives.
All those friends will be close to him his whole life as well, very reliable and dependent.
I hear skating keeps you off drugs too, and everyone that skates is straight edged.
He'll be rich too, from all the tooth fairy money :D
"Good times create weak men, weak men create bad times, bad times create strong men" type vibe here
Last time he was supposed to be in charge he "didn't know he was supposed to pick him up"
A skateboarding preschooler with LaZBoy sofa on his breath is like the holy grail of bullying
the sound of the impact he makes with the sidewalk is like ringing the bell during the Benediction to every bully-in-training.
Dad was *definitely* buying the skateboard for the preschooler and not himself, what a selfless and goodhearted dad idk why he's called a manchild he's responsible as hell
When he started talking about the skateboard I figured the joke was gonna be that school was like 12 miles away AND THEN IT CUT TO THE KID BEING LIKE FIVE-
5 is typically kindergarten.
Preschool is like 4. XD
Pre-school can be for ages 3-5, so the kid in the sketch may even be younger than 5 😆
@@lauraanderson8785Preschool for us was “as long as you’re toilet trained” and my parents snuck my sister in even earlier than that!
When Jake gets kidnapped after "skateboarding" home he's gonna respond, "Well, why didn't YOU pick him up?"
That’s a good question. Why DIDNT the so-called “mother” pick him up???
You just know that this dad would take the skateboard for himself. He had definetly bought it before his wife went to talk with him and he just made that excuse on the spot
This gets bonus points for making a significant financial decision without discussion
I feel like Jake is the same kid that grows into the "Kid you know is going to prison as an adult" because his dad never teaches him boundaries and lets him do whatever he wants because "It's better if he learns on his own."
Definitely. Either that or an Alpha male who expects a 50/50 relationship PLUS a housewife
that's such a good set up for the misdirection 💀💀💀 jake is about 8 years younger than i was expecting lmfao
Zero respect for people like this. What’s incredibly sad is that men like this actually exist. They don’t give a damn about their child and everything revolves around their comfort. They’d manipulate, yell, lie, twist and argue to eternity until you don’t ask them for anything ever again.
AND they're dululu or straight up stupid. You'll tell them what makes you mad, they'll ignore it, and then wonder why she leaves you
Retirement Home is their goal apparently
I hate how it’s not enough for them to admit they don’t want to be supportive they want to spin this like, actually it’s a great idea to do it this way because it slightly conveniences me more
This man really wanted to send a 4 year old skateboarding home by himself 🤣
The best part is that it's a new skateboard and the dad really expects the 4 year old kid to learn skateboarding while coming home from pre-school by himself, without supervision, next to busy roads 😆
That Run The Jewels hat did not need to be caught in this type of crossfire.
Ikr I imagine the manchild husband as more of a slim shady fan, maybe even G Eazy.
@@sylvanomangano8453He listens for El-P and considers Killer Mike to be one of the "good ones"
G Eazy in 2024 is diabolical, but I can absolutely see it 😂
I love how most of these characters make my insides churn....but then i look at your profile pic and it all goes away :)
Bruv , this is literally my father, my mother had to take care of everything basically while my father was either playing on the Xbox or shopping on Amazon.
The age of millenial parenting.
Yeah my dad was pretty much the same except they did divorce so every other week I didn't get food
@@boooster101My dad was born in 1956 and was the man-child of the family, so I don't think it's a generational thing. On the flip side, some of my millenial friends have started having kids and are some of the most responsible parents I've ever met.
@@boooster101 Yea, because every father before was such a star.....
Oh wait... *stares at all the child-beating*
@@Dead25m ah yeah, some good old tu quoque fallacy.
Here I am thinking the kid is like 10, being on the husbands side. Then all of a sudden... "pre school" 💀💀💀💀
I grew up in dangerous neighborhoods, so when the husband said "God you're so overprotective," I just assumed the wife wanted to keep her child safe in her neighborhood. At that point, even 13 is too young to be traversing alone imo.
@@cheerswilliam1973I was coming from school alone when i was 9 sometimes. It worked out.. But depend on your location, yeah.
I was thinking that a person can't possibly learn how to skateboard in a day. If it was a bike, maybe, but definitely not a skateboard. Also, it's not like it would ship by the next morning anyway. Amazon isn't that fast
Same, hahaha
@@cheerswilliam1973I grew up in a dangerous neighbourhood and all of us travelled alone by 13
This is literally my brother. I'm not kidding he wore a flat bill hat with a marijuana leaf to my nephews kindergarten orientation.
His only redeeming quality is the Run The Jewels hat 💪🏽
Mans being a whole child with a Run the Jewels hat on. Iconic.
these videos are my guilty pleasure, i love them so much
That’s a clean RTJ hat
Smh the mom is being pretty overprotective, my preschooler can bike home (18 miles away) and we’ve only gotten a couple of call from concerned parents
Calling him this kid was a nice touch
That Run the Jewels hat ties this all together
i will say, the behavior of the Manchild Husband has changed dramatically over the years. in the old days, dads would either leave or just get addicted to something and take the rage out on everyone else. sure, this is less harmful in that way, i suppose, but...
the rtj hat feels so specific for this lmao
As soon as he said he can skateboard home I had a feeling this child was still a very very small child. 😂
i absolutely love and appreciate your videos. hope you do big things man.
and if not, at least you can find comfort that you make some people smile
Love letting my kid skateboard home in unwalkable suburban America!
Harrison Ford really nails these skits
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.
As usual, spot on in the most uncomfortable way. Well done
nm just got to the part where it's revealed the kid is a pre schooler. Still great skit though!
Had us in the first half ngl
We all laughing, but for some woman out here this is bringing back vietnam level flashbacks.
I feel bad for whoever made this cause he’s had to have had a lot of experience with these types of people
He’s so calm sometimes. 😂
As a dad of a 1 year old who’s wife just went back to work from Mat-leave, I love taking parenting tips from this character 👌
I was like "Oh the husband kinda gotta point..." Then buddy said "preschool is Tomorrow" lmaooo
This guy and @smokeashh are the kings of 1 man skits
Lmao, nice run the jewels hat btw
Was not expecting pre-school 😂😂😂
The RTJ hat is just.... Perfect
i love that twist, i expected a teenager
nice to see some rtj appreciation
The Run the Jewels hat is a perfect cherry on top.
She might have to play the long game, and call the cops when Jake hasn’t come home. Where was dad? Confused and in cuffs😂
There's no way homie actually exists. I refuse to believe it.
I thought the kid was gonna be like 10ish so I was actually on the husband's side. Then he said pre-school 😂😂
Just drive this man to another block. He'll never find his way back.
Oh my gosh the kid is like 4. Trying to get him a skateboard 😂
I want to see this guy and Spineless husband get in a fight
A kid has to learn how to get home by himself. Good on the man child dad for getting him a skateboard.
Great writing with slow-rolling how old the son is.
Why did you have to give your character an RTJ hat 😭 RTJ doesn't deserve this
Only SnapBack I have
@@theslappablejerkthat's pretty dope man
Not the RTJ hat 😭😭
Honestly that run the jewels hat is super sick lol
she calls him lazy, yet he is the one doing ALL the work to find a solution to this problem. she expects him to just drop everything to pickup the boy from school everyday? if there is no bus route, CLEARLY they live close enough for him to walk...
I was like "oh getting him a skateboard isn't that bad" and then he said he was in preschool
Weaponised incompetence 👀
I got a skateboard once when I was too little. I rode it on my knees, skinned my knee, ran home crying and left the skateboard up the block, where it disappeared by the time we came back for it.
Sort of the opposite for me, I want to bike to school but my parents don't want me to because it's so far away
My little sister and I would ride bike to school, I was in 1st grade she was in kindergarten… I’m siding with the “man child” husband on this one 😂
Honestly depends on the place, in most of America I'd have to side with the wife unless you want your kid to be flattened
😂 lmao
Skateboard. Preschool. How mature you are. Dont bite the furniture.
Yes Make the purchase 😂😂😂
“I don’t WANNUUU”
Lol that twist got me
His hat 😂
RUN THE JEWELS SPOTTED
I don’t think the skateboard idea would be much worse than having the manchild pick him up to be fair
Well... At least it's nice that Jake takes after his father...
why you gotta put him in an RTJ hat bruh…😂
Pre-school!? I was thinking, ok but kids dont have the best sense of direction and he'd have to learn to ride it by tomorrow, but...nope! Much worse!
I really want to see this character go through divorce
I really dont know why i watch these sometimes, they are so upsetting it makes me hate you until i watch a video of Teddy
man-child husband is my favorite
Lmao there’s a couple on RUclips whose channel I stumbled upon recently and the wife is smoking hot and istg the husband gives me exactly these vibes 😂
This guy is by the worst imo (tied with the boss from Corporate Hell). Everytime he’s on screen, I get violent
I wonder how this story will go canonical, since we've been seeing a lot of crossovers lately
How did this couple last to Jake's school years I beyond me
How did you get home footage of my dad?!
I love the pink shirt.
This seems like the villain origin story of Jake Paul...
Well. I was defending the guy in my head at first. Parents DO vastly overestimate the dangers of a kid going to school on their own and they DO vastly underestimate the benefits of exercise…
Then the kid’s age is revealed 😂
Oh. I was wrong. As always, he’s a slappable jerk in all ways, not merely in some ways, as I initially suspected
Good episode. Though i feel greedy as definitely not one of the blockbuster series
the rtj hat too, too perfect
This guy is the Neil Breen of RUclips
My baby just touched my phone and subscribed to you
SMH clearly the mother is stunting that kid's development, sheltering him all day.
Doesn’t the USA have buses for older kids?
Jake's in pre school and he's buying him a skateboard🤦♂️
Please, make her leave him! I'll pay her divorce attorney!😢
Wow she is so overbearing. She won't even let him chew on screwdrivers and sharpies while he rides heelies to and fro
God I hope that hat is just a prop and not a dig at RTJ fans 😅
Ay run the jewels
Tbh. this seems like normal parenting to me.