“You can put in, I don’t know, a carton of eggs” 😃 “WHAT!?” “How ‘bout a pack of hot dogs?” 🤗 “THAT’S INCREDIBLE!” “Why not some ketchup?” 😄 “YEAH! WHY NOT?” “How about… I know what you’re thinking… even a fire extinguisher” 😬
I love how despite his flanderization in the 2003 film, The Cat in the Hat is against swear words and wants to avoid using them at all costs: He almost but chooses not to say the words “Balls” and “Ass” while singing “F.U.N.” He stops Larry from calling Conrad a son of a bitch After the Cat in the Chef Hat cuts his tail off and says, “Son of a Bitch!” the swear word gets censored and The Cat in the Hat covers Conrad and Sally’s ears and The Guy in the Swear cuts it to a commercial. (Hang In There Baby) The Cat later confesses that The Cat in the Chef Hat cutting off his tail and saying the swear word was not part of the day he planned for Conrad and Sally. (And had been what Chef Cat had been trying to tell Sally when he said, “Well that’s interesting because-”) When Conrad calls the S.L.O.W. by its original name, the S.H.I.T. the Cat stops him from saying the swear word. The Cat almost says “This really burns my A-aaaah” during the log ride.
This movie is why the Suess family no longer allows live action makes of his books..and honestly i dont blame them this movie is AMAZING...if your an adult.
The fact that Mike Myers was legally bound to take part in this movie to fulfill his 3-picture exclusive contract with Universal Studios makes everything about this movie 3x funnier
@@TanishaLee-dr5uz "Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue; I'm just saying we have a case!" (notices the audience) "We'll talk later! Ix-nay, ix-nay. Hi..."
@@jakerodriguez3066 "And you're ugly just like your mom" "Did you just call my mother ugly?" "Shut up! I mean it! I will end you!" "Cat.....your tail...." "What about it? Ohhh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because....SON OF A BII-" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@robertcarldecker, yeah. I mean, it hasn’t been confirmed in the fandom since that film is criminally underrated compared to Danny Devito’s The Lorax. But he could be chaotic good.
I’ll get you and I’ll make it look like a bloody accident 😂 my favorite line, one of the only ones I know off top of my head “Dirty Hoe! I’m sorry baby I love you.”
1:56 Pin: Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away! Douglas: Did you just say minutes away? Douglas and the Audience: THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!! Pin: You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid! Douglas: Now wait just a minute! Pin: And you’re ugly, just like your twin! Douglas: Did you just call Donnie ugly? Pin: SHUT UP! I MEAN IT! I WILL END YOU! *chops her sharp point off* Audience: OHHHHHH Coiny: Pin, your sharp point! Pin: What about It? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that’s interesting because… *looks at sharp point* Pin SON OF A BI*BEEP* Thomas: *prevents Tracy (Little Engine) from hearing the Beep* Douglas: *waves his arm around* 2:29 HANG IN THERE BABY!
John: I mean it Dan, I will end you! *John slams the clever into the table, on his pinkie* Blair: Um, John, your pinkie. John: Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well, that's interesting, because--SON OF A BI--! *Claire covers Blair and Danny's ears* Daniel: CUT TO COMMERCIALS! CUT TO COMMERCIALS! *Commercials for Pepsi-Cola, RoboCo, International Atomics, and Darren & Parker Automobiles plays*
'Pause at 2:37 I have never noticed this before. The Cat looks directly at the camera and looked like he was thinking "Oh shit we're filming?" and just acts like he didn't just break the fourth wall.
I think that was intentional. The idea is that this is a private conversation between the Cat and the kids, so as we the audience enter the scene, he quickly dismissed the convo and gestures to his lawyers to exit the scene. At least that’s how I interpreted it.
I hate when people who misunderstand something get a bunch of likes. Him staring at the camera is the whole point of the joke! He's suing the kids, but he wants to do it off-screen so the audience doesn't realize he's not actually friends with the kids. So he gets embarassed when the audience catches him "behind-the-scenes".
My sister and I literally quote the “Anything 3x & I’ll get you and look like a bloody accident” literally at least once a week 😂 she said we should print them on shirts on our next universal trip
“You’re not just, you’re stupid.” Now wait just a minute”. “And you’re ugly just like your mum.” Did you just call my mother ugly?” “Shut up! I mean it, I will end you💀💀💀💀!”
this movie was way ahead of its time. the critics butchered this film for its style of comedy and the directors choices of costumer design but he had the task of taking a simple Dr. Seuss Rhyme and turning it into a more complicated plot. He did what he could and he was the costume and set designer for Edward Sissorhands, this film is an underrated gem 💎 considering so many kids(adults now) and adults then loved it.
2:26 I watch this for the first time at home, this part caught me off guard so hard I couldn't help and fall to the floor laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dare not ask what it was like when people in the theater saw this part!
1:05 "Wait a minute! Did you say anything?!" "Anything!" "Anything??" "Yes, anything!" "Anything???" "Anything." "Ehhny-theng????" 1:12 "I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident!"
The way the Guy in the sweater that asks all the obvious questions gets startled every time the chef shouts "I'm so EXCITED" will always make me laugh.
Alice: So, what shall we do for fun? Mad Hatter: How about making some cupcakes? Alice: Cupcakes? That sounds delightful! Mad Hatter: To the kitchen! Narrator: Live from the whimsical kitchen of Wonderland, we present a special announcement for Astounding Products. White Rabbit: [appears hurriedly] Welcome! I’m your host, the White Rabbit, always on time to ask the obvious questions. Now, to introduce an astounding product for making cupcakes, hailing from Wonderland, please welcome… Cheshire Cat: [materializes with a grin] Me! Hello, everyone! [applause] Do you love making cupcakes but detest all the tedious work? White Rabbit: I know I do. [chuckles] Cheshire Cat: [sweeps kitchen items off the counter] Well, forget everything you know about baking and say hello to… [reveals the Cupcake-Inator] …the amazing Cupcake-Inator. I’m thrilled! [laughs] White Rabbit: Cupcake-a-what? Cheshire Cat: [audience joins in] CUPCAKE-INATOR! This remarkable device can instantly make cupcakes out of anything you have in the kitchen. White Rabbit: Wait a minute, did you say “anything”? Cheshire Cat: Anything! White Rabbit: Anything? Cheshire Cat: Yes, anything. White Rabbit: Anything? Cheshire Cat: [turns to White Rabbit] I’ll get you, and it’ll look like a mere accident! [audience laughs] Anything. Now, let’s see, remove the lid. [lists items while placing them in the Cupcake-Inator] You can add, perhaps, a teapot. White Rabbit: [astonished] What?! Cheshire Cat: How about a pocket watch? White Rabbit: [laughing] That’s incredible! Cheshire Cat: Why not some jam tarts? White Rabbit: Yes, why not?! Cheshire Cat: Or even… I know what you’re thinking… a flamingo croquet mallet. There we go. [closes the lid] Now, close the lid, and Bob’s your uncle. White Rabbit: What an astounding product! [laughs] Mad Hatter: Oh, absolutely! Cheshire Cat: Open the drawer. [drawer opens] Fill up the patented Cupcake-Inator tray. [a whimsical concoction pours out] Close the drawer. [drawer closes] Then place it in a conventional oven. [applause as White Rabbit dances and the Cupcake-Inator is placed in the oven] Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away. White Rabbit: Did you just say “minutes away”? [audience joins in] That’s impossible! Cheshire Cat: You’re not just wrong; you’re utterly mistaken. [audience groans] White Rabbit: Now wait just a moment… Cheshire Cat: And you’re as tardy as your timepiece. White Rabbit: Did you just insult my punctuality? Cheshire Cat: [holds up a teacup] OH, HUSH! I MEAN IT! I WILL SILENCE YOU!!! [grunts as he accidentally cuts his tail, leaving Alice, Mad Hatter, and White Rabbit staring in disbelief] Alice: Um, Cheshire, your tail. Cheshire Cat: What about it? Oh, I see. I’ve chopped it off. Well, that’s curious because… [notices his tail in half] SON OF A BI- [a loud and long bleep is heard, along with the Mad Hatter covering Alice’s eyes, and the White Rabbit making the screen display “Hang in There, Baby!”]
What’s funny about this movie was Mike Myers’s had to be sued by the studio to make it because he absolutely didn’t want to do it! He seriously tried everything to get out of being in it but had signed a contract to make 3 movies and had no choice
It's astounding he puts 100% into it while somehow also not giving a single fuck. I guess they let him come up with the running jokes, up to and including the Cat having a team of lawyers on call at all times
I was allowed to watch this masterpiece alone in my room at 10 years old. I watched many movies like this unsupervised. Now ya'll know what's wrong with me. Next question 😂
If you view this movie as an adaptation of the source material, it's absolutely godawful. But if you view it as a comedy by itself, it's probably one of the most hilarious movies ever made.
And then later on near the end of the live action Cat in the Hat movie, it turns out that the Cat accidentally cutting off his tail was the ONLY thing that he didn't plan on.
I can't even count how many times I've seen this movie as a kid so good and still hilarious as an adult
Agreed I still think this movie is goddamn hysterical.
IT'S EVEN BETTER AS AN ADULT
This movie had nothing to do with the cat in the hat
Bro his face when he put the fire extinguisher in was just priceless, then the cut to the “audience”😂😂🤣
This movie is a gem
“You can put in, I don’t know, a carton of eggs”
😃 “WHAT!?”
“How ‘bout a pack of hot dogs?”
🤗 “THAT’S INCREDIBLE!”
“Why not some ketchup?”
😄 “YEAH! WHY NOT?”
“How about… I know what you’re thinking… even a fire extinguisher”
😬
Realizing this movie was not made for children lmao truly epic movie from my teens.
Considering that one scene in that party booth, I agree.
Chopping the tail off was very realistic.
I seen something similar in Tom and Jerry.
But not like this.
Your teens? You're making me feel old lol grew up with this since like 4 years old.
In prime video it says it's for 7+..
I love how despite his flanderization in the 2003 film, The Cat in the Hat is against swear words and wants to avoid using them at all costs:
He almost but chooses not to say the words “Balls” and “Ass” while singing “F.U.N.”
He stops Larry from calling Conrad a son of a bitch
After the Cat in the Chef Hat cuts his tail off and says, “Son of a Bitch!” the swear word gets censored and The Cat in the Hat covers Conrad and Sally’s ears and The Guy in the Swear cuts it to a commercial. (Hang In There Baby)
The Cat later confesses that The Cat in the Chef Hat cutting off his tail and saying the swear word was not part of the day he planned for Conrad and Sally. (And had been what Chef Cat had been trying to tell Sally when he said, “Well that’s interesting because-”)
When Conrad calls the S.L.O.W. by its original name, the S.H.I.T. the Cat stops him from saying the swear word.
The Cat almost says “This really burns my A-aaaah” during the log ride.
My school brought us to see this in theatres. I still remember how hard everyone laughed at "son of b-", and the piñata scene. haha
This movie is why the Suess family no longer allows live action makes of his books..and honestly i dont blame them this movie is AMAZING...if your an adult.
The fact that Mike Myers was legally bound to take part in this movie to fulfill his 3-picture exclusive contract with Universal Studios makes everything about this movie 3x funnier
@@samwallaceart288 I cam fully agree
The movie's good regardless
@@samwallaceart288🤦🏾♂️ cat!!!!🤦🏾CAT!!!!!!
I was 11 when I saw this movie, and it was my favorite movie until Harold and Kumar came out
"Oh I see! I've chopped it off."
Gets me everytime😂
"Well, that's interesting, because... SON OF A BI**!!!!!!!!!"
"Well, that's interesting because... SON OF A BII-"
Hang in there baby
@@TanishaLee-dr5uz "Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue; I'm just saying we have a case!" (notices the audience) "We'll talk later! Ix-nay, ix-nay. Hi..."
Conrad and Sally hear the oven
"You're not just wrong, you're stupid"
😂🤣😭🤣
“Now wait just a minute”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂😂
@@jakerodriguez3066 "And you're ugly just like your mom"
"Did you just call my mother ugly?"
"Shut up! I mean it! I will end you!"
"Cat.....your tail...."
"What about it? Ohhh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because....SON OF A BII-"
😂😂😂😂😂
"Shut up! I mean it! I will end you!" 💀💀
@@KingCeee
(He chops his tail off)
1:12 😂 Anything? I'll get you! And it'll look like a bloody accident!
My favorite scene
Jim Carrey’s Grinch was chaotic neutral, but Mike Myers’ Cat in the Hat was chaotic evil.
@@Beanie-Inkling2749does that mean Jim Carrey’s Horton was chaotic good?
@@robertcarldecker, yeah. I mean, it hasn’t been confirmed in the fandom since that film is criminally underrated compared to Danny Devito’s The Lorax. But he could be chaotic good.
@@Beanie-Inkling2749 and where does Benedict Cumberbatch’s The Grinch fall?
"You're not just wrong, you're stupid"
This line will be forever ingrained in my mind. My tombstone will feature it.
Now wait just a minute
When women say men ain’t shit:
I’ll get you and I’ll make it look like a bloody accident 😂 my favorite line, one of the only ones I know off top of my head “Dirty Hoe! I’m sorry baby I love you.”
1:56 Pin: Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away! Douglas: Did you just say minutes away? Douglas and the Audience: THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!! Pin: You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid! Douglas: Now wait just a minute! Pin: And you’re ugly, just like your twin! Douglas: Did you just call Donnie ugly? Pin: SHUT UP! I MEAN IT! I WILL END YOU! *chops her sharp point off* Audience: OHHHHHH Coiny: Pin, your sharp point! Pin: What about It? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that’s interesting because… *looks at sharp point* Pin SON OF A BI*BEEP* Thomas: *prevents Tracy (Little Engine) from hearing the Beep* Douglas: *waves his arm around* 2:29 HANG IN THERE BABY!
This movie is either the pinnacle of human achievement or an absolute dumpster fire, and it depends entirely on the mood I'm in when I watch it.
this comment is probably the best description of this movie
It is best watched with friends with alcohol.
This movie is a masterpiece
Why can’t it be both?
Hmm, looks like a cooking show but it’s kinda fake isn’t it?
It's funny you can actually hear that Mike is trying to do a British accent, but the closest he can get is his Shrek voice :P
That's what my brother says.
But this was a northern English accent. Shrek is Scottish.
@@HappyCynic I know. But he did veer into his Shrek voice slightly on the line "A carton of eggs."
Mike Myers’s can do a perfectly good English accent just watch inglorious basterds
@@joesimonwebb3361 Well he did a perfect one in that film, but in this scene in this film, his English accent just sounds so rushed and messy....
"Im not saying were gunna sue im just saying we have a case." 😂😂😂😂
We'll talk later.
What case is he referring to?
From the deleted scenes:
"Try the cupcakes, they're heavenly. They taste like dog shit😂"
Don’t forget the other deleted scene:
-“Thanks for the cupcakes, Sally.”
-“I made them just for you guys.”
@@robertcarldeckerSally in her mouth eat it do you know feeling falls like
I think it’s on the gag reel!
Sally's friends who argued with her?
@@robertcarldeckerit's looks like
I love how Sweater Cat is concerned at what Baker Cat is doing.😂
“….anything?”
*”i’ll get you, and it’ll’ look like a bloody accident.”*
Anything.
Now let's see take off the lid
Cat: You can put in i don't know a carton of eggs.
I want to know how he plans to do that
@@cdg2243What!?!
I love " all the way from Cheshire ' and he comes in with a Yorkshire type accent lol 😂😂
Sounds similar to Fat Bastard lol
Mike Myers is a Comic Genius 🤣
The fact that at 1:30 Cat is taken aback twice at something his third self said x)
The fact he had stop,and mentally go “now huna on a tick something’s not right here” says a lot about
When even your intrusive thought starts getting worried about you
Sweater cat and Audience cat confused lol.
2:26 I've always been LMAO with that scene
2:26-2:30
Cat: SON OF A BI---
Me: CUTS TO COMMERCIAL!
Hang in there baby!
Cat fixes his tail
_"Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue. I'm just we have a case. We'll talk later"_
Exiting exiting
@@SerialDesignationN3071Cupcake-instor? Sounds like something Heinz Doofenshrimitz would use.
John: I mean it Dan, I will end you!
*John slams the clever into the table, on his pinkie*
Blair: Um, John, your pinkie.
John: Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well, that's interesting, because--SON OF A BI--!
*Claire covers Blair and Danny's ears*
Daniel: CUT TO COMMERCIALS! CUT TO COMMERCIALS!
*Commercials for Pepsi-Cola, RoboCo, International Atomics, and Darren & Parker Automobiles plays*
'Pause at 2:37 I have never noticed this before. The Cat looks directly at the camera and looked like he was thinking "Oh shit we're filming?" and just acts like he didn't just break the fourth wall.
Never noticed that before. Sharp eye
@@Readus1234 Thanks
@@thedragonskull1065 yeah, you’re welcome
I think that was intentional. The idea is that this is a private conversation between the Cat and the kids, so as we the audience enter the scene, he quickly dismissed the convo and gestures to his lawyers to exit the scene. At least that’s how I interpreted it.
I hate when people who misunderstand something get a bunch of likes. Him staring at the camera is the whole point of the joke!
He's suing the kids, but he wants to do it off-screen so the audience doesn't realize he's not actually friends with the kids.
So he gets embarassed when the audience catches him "behind-the-scenes".
My sister and I literally quote the “Anything 3x & I’ll get you and look like a bloody accident” literally at least once a week 😂 she said we should print them on shirts on our next universal trip
2:26
When you see the critic reviews
One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history.
Watching mike unleash chaos as cat was great and still is great the man can pull off chaotic evil very well
Even if you don’t like this movie, you have to admit that this scene is easily the funniest scene
2:26 son of a Bleep lol😂😂😂😂😂
_Lmao_
Timon: Pumbaa Not in front of the kids
Pumbaa: Oh Sorry
My favorite part of this scene was when the baking cat said “bobs your flipping uncle” hahahaha lolz 😂😂😂😂
This movie was the birth of gen Z humor and nobody will ever convince me otherwise
Mike mayers actual does kinda encapsulate gen z meta humor.
2:31 is hilarious because it cuts in the TV version like they are talking in the AD-time and starts right there
Is funny in so many levels 😂
“Anything?” “I’ll get you, and I look like a bloody accident.”
“And why not, I know you’re thinking, even a fire extinguisher 🧯, there we go.”
“You’re not just, you’re stupid.” Now wait just a minute”. “And you’re ugly just like your mum.” Did you just call my mother ugly?” “Shut up! I mean it, I will end you💀💀💀💀!”
“What about it?” “Oh, I see, I’ve chopped it off.” Well, that’s interesting because…..SON OF A BI$#$#%!&!%$######”
Now close the lid
I always loved the color of the cupcakes
I'm curious about their taste
@@a.g.demada5263 It tasted horrible, the Cat said it himself, you expected a fire extinguisher to taste good?
@@ethanloming001i mean…
@@ethanloming001everyone liked them at the end of the movie though😭
This is actually pretty amusing. Last time I saw this film was in theaters back I'm '03 as a 7 year old.
Lol it turned out this movie aint for kids
this movie was way ahead of its time. the critics butchered this film for its style of comedy and the directors choices of costumer design but he had the task of taking a simple Dr. Seuss Rhyme and turning it into a more complicated plot. He did what he could and he was the costume and set designer for Edward Sissorhands, this film is an underrated gem 💎 considering so many kids(adults now) and adults then loved it.
One of the best scenes in history ever since I was a kid I laughed so hard my stomach hurts 😂😂😂
1:14 “I will get you,and I’ll make it look like a accident “ got me rolling on the floor
The Kupkake-inator?
Something tells me Doofenshmirtz is gonna have a field day with his lawyers…
I'm not saying we'll sue, I'm just saying we have a case
@@kristinarmstrong6574Heinz: Behold, the Kupcake-inator!!! (Dun, dun, dun!)
😭😭😭
Honestly, I want a machine that could do the job for me when it comes to baking.
"Oh. It would seem that I chopped off my tail. Well, that's interesting, because... SON OF A B-!"
In the french version, he says " because... because it hurts " and in before cutting, he says " bordel " a french bad word but it's censored
I was like this back then 😶😶😶😶
As a kid, I always thought he said son of a bear.
This movie was the best fever dream I've ever had 😂
0:34 *”IM SO EXCOOIIITEED”*
Do you love making cupcakes but hate all the hard cupcake work?
"I know, I do"
@@kennymccormick27362 Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes, and say "Hello" to the amazing Kupkake-Inator. I'm so excited!!! ☺️☺️
@@kennymccormick27362 Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes, and say "Hello" to the amazing Kupkake-Inator. I'm So Excited!! 😊😊😊
@@kennymccormick27362 Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes, and say "Hello" to the amazing Kupkake-Inator. I'm So Excited!! ☺️☺️☺️
"I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions."😂😂😂😂
🤣
Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes, all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
@@lanceplaxton6967”Me! Hello!
This and the lost dog and giant pen scene still trip me out.😂
Plan B: cut your losses and ditch the kids, now that could work
I don't know I really like Plan B
This movie is an absolute masterpiece!
For a live action movie in 2003, the production quality isn't bad.
Shrek: I'll get u and it will look like a bloody accident
*THAT ALWAYS HAS ME ROLLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHING 😂🤣😂🤣*
*“I’ll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident!”* 😂😂
2:06 every high school kid in 2023
Not worng😂
This is so bloody funny
2:33 the cat fixed his tail
0:56 Kupkake-inator. He sounds like Shrek. No matter how he talks, Mike Myers will always sound like Shrek
Then again, both Shrek and the Cat are played by Mike Myers. And sometimes, I can hear Shrek through the Cat's voice.
You can hear both Shrek and Austin Powers in Mike Myers’ voice.
Cuz the person that play Shrek is him
Mike Myers will always be Shrek.
And Austin Powers villain Fat Bastard!
This movie is comedy gold
This is my favorite scene of the movie. Funny as hell.
2:26 I watch this for the first time at home, this part caught me off guard so hard I couldn't help and fall to the floor laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dare not ask what it was like when people in the theater saw this part!
2:26 "🤯Son of a bi- (Bleep)"
Me: Cut Cut Cut Cut Cut ☹️☹️☹️☹️
*"Hang in there baby!"*
"Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue. I'm just saying we have a case."
@@ChanManChewey
We'll talk later.
Exiting exiting
1:05 "Wait a minute! Did you say anything?!"
"Anything!"
"Anything??"
"Yes, anything!"
"Anything???"
"Anything."
"Ehhny-theng????" 1:12
"I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident!"
The way the Guy in the sweater that asks all the obvious questions gets startled every time the chef shouts "I'm so EXCITED" will always make me laugh.
Alice: So, what shall we do for fun?
Mad Hatter: How about making some cupcakes?
Alice: Cupcakes? That sounds delightful!
Mad Hatter: To the kitchen!
Narrator: Live from the whimsical kitchen of Wonderland, we present a special announcement for Astounding Products.
White Rabbit: [appears hurriedly] Welcome! I’m your host, the White Rabbit, always on time to ask the obvious questions. Now, to introduce an astounding product for making cupcakes, hailing from Wonderland, please welcome…
Cheshire Cat: [materializes with a grin] Me! Hello, everyone! [applause] Do you love making cupcakes but detest all the tedious work?
White Rabbit: I know I do. [chuckles]
Cheshire Cat: [sweeps kitchen items off the counter] Well, forget everything you know about baking and say hello to… [reveals the Cupcake-Inator] …the amazing Cupcake-Inator. I’m thrilled! [laughs]
White Rabbit: Cupcake-a-what?
Cheshire Cat: [audience joins in] CUPCAKE-INATOR! This remarkable device can instantly make cupcakes out of anything you have in the kitchen.
White Rabbit: Wait a minute, did you say “anything”?
Cheshire Cat: Anything!
White Rabbit: Anything?
Cheshire Cat: Yes, anything.
White Rabbit: Anything?
Cheshire Cat: [turns to White Rabbit] I’ll get you, and it’ll look like a mere accident! [audience laughs] Anything. Now, let’s see, remove the lid. [lists items while placing them in the Cupcake-Inator] You can add, perhaps, a teapot.
White Rabbit: [astonished] What?!
Cheshire Cat: How about a pocket watch?
White Rabbit: [laughing] That’s incredible!
Cheshire Cat: Why not some jam tarts?
White Rabbit: Yes, why not?!
Cheshire Cat: Or even… I know what you’re thinking… a flamingo croquet mallet. There we go. [closes the lid] Now, close the lid, and Bob’s your uncle.
White Rabbit: What an astounding product! [laughs]
Mad Hatter: Oh, absolutely!
Cheshire Cat: Open the drawer. [drawer opens] Fill up the patented Cupcake-Inator tray. [a whimsical concoction pours out] Close the drawer. [drawer closes] Then place it in a conventional oven. [applause as White Rabbit dances and the Cupcake-Inator is placed in the oven] Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
White Rabbit: Did you just say “minutes away”? [audience joins in] That’s impossible!
Cheshire Cat: You’re not just wrong; you’re utterly mistaken. [audience groans]
White Rabbit: Now wait just a moment…
Cheshire Cat: And you’re as tardy as your timepiece.
White Rabbit: Did you just insult my punctuality?
Cheshire Cat: [holds up a teacup] OH, HUSH! I MEAN IT! I WILL SILENCE YOU!!! [grunts as he accidentally cuts his tail, leaving Alice, Mad Hatter, and White Rabbit staring in disbelief]
Alice: Um, Cheshire, your tail.
Cheshire Cat: What about it? Oh, I see. I’ve chopped it off. Well, that’s curious because… [notices his tail in half] SON OF A BI- [a loud and long bleep is heard, along with the Mad Hatter covering Alice’s eyes, and the White Rabbit making the screen display “Hang in There, Baby!”]
This is by no means a good movie, but my god is it entertaining haha
*1:50**-**1:51*
*The Cat's dance!!!*
🤣🤣🤣
0:04 Cupcakes! Oh yeah! Hahaha too the kitchen!
2:09 "the most funniest scene"
The fact that Cat is in a different seat each time it cuts to the audience section
What’s funny about this movie was Mike Myers’s had to be sued by the studio to make it because he absolutely didn’t want to do it! He seriously tried everything to get out of being in it but had signed a contract to make 3 movies and had no choice
It's astounding he puts 100% into it while somehow also not giving a single fuck. I guess they let him come up with the running jokes, up to and including the Cat having a team of lawyers on call at all times
"... Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well, that's interesting, because--SON OF A BI--!"
Hang in there baby
Cat fixes his tail
“ Now, close the lid, and bobs your flipping uncle!” *spazzes and shakes*
Lmaooooo
What an outstanding product!
*2:30*
*HANG IN THERE BABY!*
😮🐱🐈🎩
1:56 😂😂😂
The fourth wall break with the lawsuit gets me every time lol
1:48 🤷🏻♂️😄
Hard to resist laughing at whatever type of “dance” the sweater guy was attempting there.
What a legendary freaking movie, cheap budget but a priceless actor 🙌
1:32 close the lid and bobs your flipping uncle 😂😂😂
What an astounding product!
Oh yeah
Open the drawer
@@TanishaLee-dr5uz Fill the pattened Kupkake-Inator tray.
Close the drawer
Ooh
Then plate it in a conventional oven
If there was such a thing as a kupcake inator, I would put in a cake mix with frosting, sprinkles, eggs, and donuts
I love how much The Man in the Sweater Who Asks All the Obvious Questions hates his life decisions
I was allowed to watch this masterpiece alone in my room at 10 years old. I watched many movies like this unsupervised. Now ya'll know what's wrong with me. Next question 😂
2:02😂😂😂😂
Cat said son of A Bl ___ Best funniest moments in The cat in the hat😂😂
2:20- 🤣
i absolutely love this movie so many fun quotes.
Ahh, I love this movie
Me too.
This was my first movie in theaters, at least that's what I remember.
0:04 CUPCAKES?! OH YEAH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact he's pulling a northern accent just well enough to get but juat badly enough to be uncanny is just perfect considering the rest of the film.
Is nobody going to point out the fact at 1:51 the guy in sweater was dancing like jevil
This entre film is chaos chaos!
Men of culture I see
This Scene always puts a smile on my face.
2:29 hang in there baby! 🐱😆
IM SO EXCIIIITED!
If you view this movie as an adaptation of the source material, it's absolutely godawful. But if you view it as a comedy by itself, it's probably one of the most hilarious movies ever made.
This is actually the funniest sequence in the whole film for me. The sudden switch to British English, and the off-beat threats to the host! 😅
0:04 "Cupcakes? Oh yeah!"
To the kitchen
LIVE from the kitchen, the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding Products
Hi, welcome to Astounding Products. I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions.
Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes, all the way from Cheshire, England please welcome-
ME! HELLO! *applause*
2:58 When there's a big storm approaching and it's about to shatter one of the windows
Best bit in the movie
This movie des is deserves more credit
Dude is one of the funniest people ever and yet is under the radar not spoken of
“IM SO EXCITED!” I just hear Shrek, Fat Bastard, and Austin Powers all in one
Mike was having way too much fun with this scene but this was comedy gold
“And say hello… to the amazing kupkakeinatorIM SO EXCITED!”
“Kupkake a what?”
@@joezilla0250 🤖 KUPKAKE-INATOR!!! 🤖
@@joezilla0250🤖KUPKAKE-INATOR!🤖
Kupkakeinatior!
This amazing device can instantly make cupcakes out of anything that you have in the kitchen!
I remember this scene this is the funniest scene
0:30 😲😲!! SHREK!! 😃😃
Mannnnn. This was MY FAVORITE MOVIE.. 😂
And then later on near the end of the live action Cat in the Hat movie, it turns out that the Cat accidentally cutting off his tail was the ONLY thing that he didn't plan on.
Just like Austin power talking to waynes LMAO 🤣
Only its......NOT!!! Schwing!!