“Doctor Freeman... I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart with your mother, but I had to wait until you were otherwise occupied.”
Then you haven't heard his recent ultrakill stuff, you can hear him almost dying of pent up laughter Because of how insane some things he's paid to say are
My two favorite shitposters on the planet actually collaborated. And it was on 4/20. The only thing that would have made it better would have been if I was the 69th 'Like'.
@FoxFilms yes, it's a reference to one of the first dialogues in the original Half-Life. The protagonist is Gordon Freeman, a scientist who at the beginning is just going around his workday in a lab. One of his colleagues is flooding Gordon in technobabble when another colleague interrupts him, saying that famous phrase. Almost everything the scientists say in the original Half Life is considered iconic by the fandom, because all the scientists were played by the same voice actor with a hilarious, stereotypical tone.
Genuine, I think this is the best thing you've made. The raised eyebrow, the pursed lips, that wiggle on the arm with the whip crack. Not to mention the squash and stretch. A perfect masterpiece that rivals Pixar.
When I first saw this video I had put in my 2 weeks notice at work and felt like shit. Now, I am getting started in the field I want. A lot can change 2 weeks after Gordon learns the truth
One part I really like is Gianni making G-Man's sharp breaths in his signature unsettling speech pattern into a hiccup, like G-Man is drunkenly boasting to Gordon about his sexual conquests of Gordon's own family
Corey, my lad, you do know you're epic, right? You keep posting quality SFM content with THE best character. Just wanted to say thanks as it just occurred to me that the joy I have experienced goes beyond a few likes and a sub could ever give back. Thank you.
These are the magic words that G-man needs to say to kill Gordon instantly, no matter where he is, or what he's doing. Gordon just needs to be within earshot.
![[SFM] Cooking With G-Man: Headcrab Jambalaya](/img/1.gif)
lore: in order to actually put Gordon Freeman in stasis, G-Man had to roast the shit out of Gordon
YOU GOT A HEART!
This is it. The final roast that finally did Gordon in. A shame really...
that yeezy ass HEV Suit
@@baddiepro5471 lmfao
@Manliest Drill Gaming i see u know as well
I love it when a VA breaks character laughing, it shows how much they enjoy what they're doing.
That shits hard
@@banann_ducc shit that's hard
@@Realturboterrapin hard that shit
@@GamingBurger115 Shit Hard That
@@TheAlfieReal That hard shit
“Doctor Freeman... I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart to heart with your mother, but I had to wait until you were otherwise occupied.”
Yup
“Hmmm... there was a time she knew not how to take a... ‘big one’, hmm? When her only experience was a crow-bar... coming at her in a hotel room.”
@@Dew-se9hf are you implying-
Since gordon is the only character who wields the crowbar i think,
@@danthebunnie_origins1146 ;)
Stuff I learned from this video
1: Gordon has a mom
2: G-man's a bigger Chad than I thought
LOL
Plot twist: Gman Is actually Gordon's father
Everyone has a mother at least one
160th like
@@BrutalCowboy he could be adopted and have gay dads or just a single virgin who wants a kid
Just pause when G-Man begins laughing. The expression on his face is INCREDIBLE. Well done!
40th like
He looks sad
Mo-Cap probably
thats prob the voice actor laughin his a$$ off like blooperd or something. amazing
0:11
hearing him swallow his laugh at 0:03 is probably the second funniest part of this video.
I just hear him hiccuping
That's just the G-man breathe-wheeze
He just swallowed freeman's mind
A right voice actor in a wrong sfm can make whole differences in the world
All**
junior plz kill me Well, technically:
“A” *The
“a” *the
“whole” *all the
“differences” *difference
How 1045 people likes your comment with your mistaken dialogue?
@@みなみ南-s6e because grammar isn't everything. Also, your comment has incorrect grammar too.
@@vibaj16 No I'm talking about dialogue not grammar, silly.
I fucking love freeman's death animation, he seems completely devastated
Why did he look like he died in Halo 2 tho
Faxs
The wheezing laughter of Gianni Matragrano is, like, the greatest thing ever.
Then you haven't heard his recent ultrakill stuff, you can hear him almost dying of pent up laughter Because of how insane some things he's paid to say are
0:11 gordon is just majestically spinning in the distance
G Man was more present in Gordon’s life than his father ever was
wait a minute
I SEE WHAT YA MEAN
Yup
😳
Gman is Gordon’s dad? Gman is just showing the way to becoming a gman
GDad
I think the split second of Gordon having his hand out before he dies is my favorite little detail.
Freeman couldn’t handle the G-Man so hard that he flew into the atmosphere of Xen.
YUP
Yup
He can’t handle the neutron style
His laughing at the end sells it so well. I can't get over it.
He sounds so wholesome-
almost fucking drowned in how fluidly this is animated. 10/10
oh hello
Love your Gman and sam hayden voices
My two favorite shitposters on the planet actually collaborated. And it was on 4/20.
The only thing that would have made it better would have been if I was the 69th 'Like'.
G-man's drip is uncontainable
thanks epic voice actor man
1,000 Ways To Die
Phunnie
How are you here??
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
This is one of those comments that you see on every half-life related video but in this context it's actually hilarious
@@L.Mandrake I saw this video was missing this so I jumped at the chance to be first lmao
Is it a reference to something specific from Half-Life, or just a thing people say? I don’t really know much about Half-Life, so I was just wondering.
@FoxFilms yes, it's a reference to one of the first dialogues in the original Half-Life. The protagonist is Gordon Freeman, a scientist who at the beginning is just going around his workday in a lab. One of his colleagues is flooding Gordon in technobabble when another colleague interrupts him, saying that famous phrase.
Almost everything the scientists say in the original Half Life is considered iconic by the fandom, because all the scientists were played by the same voice actor with a hilarious, stereotypical tone.
@@L.Mandrake indeed it is
Spy: "I see you're a fellow man of taste."
masterpiece 10/10 cannonical ending to the half life series
YES PLEASE
this is the full Half-Life 3 game
Genuine, I think this is the best thing you've made. The raised eyebrow, the pursed lips, that wiggle on the arm with the whip crack. Not to mention the squash and stretch. A perfect masterpiece that rivals Pixar.
oh god it’s so weird to hear g man go from g man voice to normal voice
For real, dude.
Yup
ikr
It's also weird to hear it going from JapaneseBushBaby to Gianni; two different portrayals you know?
its just gman slowly learning how to talk right
I missed seeing animated bloopers, Pixar needs to get back to doing those.
even in the finished version you can hear gianni trying not to laugh
Ok cloaker
Nah, G-man just talks like he’s always out of breath. You’d think that an inter-dimensional being would give himself some stronger lungs
@@johngun4377 No, he's right. Listen to the end of his first line.
I love it when voice actors for sfm videos animate their outtakes as well
As someone who loves both Gianni's and Corey's, every Corey video with Gianni's voice feels like a blessing.
Thank you, based God.
based comment
Based discussion
Based reply
Based comment
Based thread
No matter where I go, Gianni is always there
Gianni twice in one day, feels good man.
Yup
320th like
Gordon in the background t-posing got me good
The idea that this is what G-Man does when he's not on screen makes these videos infinitely times better.
Yup
When freeman is in stasis lol
0:13 the bloopers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a heart attack cuz he said "Freeman" instead of "Mr Freeman"
He called him Mr freeman before he fucked his mom, now gman doesn't have to show him the courtesy
@@brandogeek1075 G-Man is now Mr. Freeman
I mean he's already called him both Dr Freeman and Mr Freeman, so it's not like he's been consistent to begin with
He'll be "son" moving forward
@@HQ_Default yeah I think its more of a rhythm thing tho
doctor and mister have the same amount of syllables
I can't help but feel that that second line is rather counterproductive
I can’t believe G-Man had sexual intercourse with a combine advisor. Good for him.
I canf believe G-Man had sexual intercourse
@Bremton Tarramt I can't
@@genericyoutubecommenter8726 I
@@SpyFish
,
The way he snapped his finger to the screen, it's really good
"Rise and grind, Doctor Freeman. It's time to wake up... wake up and get that bread."
"The right man in the wrong place can get all the bitches in the world"
yes
@@MetaBloxer I want Kermit the Frog to say this
the fucked up inhale makes this like 2 times funnier
I'm just thinking Gman is trying to be a hip dad and follow the trends to make his son happy, but hes out of touch and most likely, out of time.
Ah, but is he- *ragged breath* out of his _head_ when Gordon's not... around?
I'm out of touch, you're out of time!
But I'm out of my head when you're not around!
Like those “relatable to kids” things some companies do
0:04 i heard a minuscule laugh there. He just cant hold himself when he says this, thats actually funny
The animation is so fluid like a 90's cartoon, it's fantastic.
All it's missing is a 'SUBUDUWA'.
Chris Chan looking at herself in the mirror.
10th like
*Himself.
Chris Chan is not trans.
@@DanielAlves-xe4om i honestly don't care what they are and i don't think you should either.
@@boredomisinfinity5642 gender doesn’t apply when you’re a felon 😳
well he's a guy, so
98% of call of duty players in a nutshell
Glad to be the 2%
Glad to be the 98%
I don't play CoD, so my mom is a virgin.
@@klystron2010 hol’ up
That kids got a deep voice...
Corey. Thank you for these. Love your work, and I hope you keep it up.
"Let the days go by, Mr. Freeman. Let the water hold you down."
Yup
Chris Chan talking to himself
Amazing. The fact you went through the effort of doing the outtake is great
U got a heart
@@lordbutnit2252 so I did! Neat!
@@lordbutnit2252 in my notifications, the thumbnail matches really well with the note itself.
“the fluid animation and combination of music created an immersive feeling, but gman banged Gordon’s mom and thats not chill. 0/10” -ign
G-man's bedroom performance is out of this world, with all the right dimensions.
LMAO
YOURE SO FAST, OH MY GOD
Yup
That's what she said
That's what she said ;)
@@fella_named_smokey THERE SHOULDNT BE A WINK THERE. THERE SHOULD BE A
:( THERE
Music is "You're Not Supposed To Be Here" in the HL2 ost.
Gman: "well, off to visit your mother"
_then he laughs like a french man_
Did you forget about me Freeman?
The shakey breathing during the laughing parts would actually make it a better impression...if not for the laugh.
Gianni and Corey make for quite the combo and I now want them to collab more
When I first saw this video I had put in my 2 weeks notice at work and felt like shit. Now, I am getting started in the field I want. A lot can change 2 weeks after Gordon learns the truth
Gordon doesn't want to hear this, he's a highly trained mommas boy.
My GOD! G-man is Freeman's dad!!
The whipcrack noise was actually the sound of G-man starting another cascade by roasting Gordon with the power of the sun
God bless you for animating that little chuckle as well
It feels so wierd to hear Gianni's normal voice
One part I really like is Gianni making G-Man's sharp breaths in his signature unsettling speech pattern into a hiccup, like G-Man is drunkenly boasting to Gordon about his sexual conquests of Gordon's own family
This is pure unfiltered talent. Amazing.
You can still hear him laugh even in the one that they used
I'm very glad Gianni had a good time voicing this silly meme I made, also this animation is wonderful ur the best lmao
I love that you put in the voice actor’s outtakes
0:05 if you listen closely you can hear Freeman's heart breaking.
0:06
@@Chicken-vp6kq k thanks
@@Chicken-vp6kq *-om.*
Imagine Setting This For Alarm
Corey, my lad, you do know you're epic, right? You keep posting quality SFM content with THE best character. Just wanted to say thanks as it just occurred to me that the joy I have experienced goes beyond a few likes and a sub could ever give back. Thank you.
Gianna Matragrano is such a generous guy. All his videos are fundraisers.
two of my two favorite creators on youtube, hell yes
My god.. this is beautiful. The t-pose *dies*
“Major. Heat. Damage. Detected.”
Best video ever. This ret arded humor makes me always come back to you my love
These are the magic words that G-man needs to say to kill Gordon instantly, no matter where he is, or what he's doing. Gordon just needs to be within earshot.
this is the best channel on youtube
THE COLLAB WAS....
INEVITABLE
YOUR VIDEOS ARE GOLD PLEASE NEVER STOP
You just keep making absolute bangers man. XD
Best voice i ever hear in my life
You’re subtle working of facial animations are so fucking good wtf.
these videos are just the absolute best
Yet another masterpiece by the master of S2 Gman videos.
0:07 "Warning! Extreme heat damage detected!"
Absolutely love the exaggerated movement and camera positioning in this
Seriously dude you are the BEST at lip sync and face animation. I imagine “holding back laughter” is probably one of THE most difficult faces to do
Gianni is just pure gold
Yup
i have rewatched this SO many times in the past 24 hours
Hahaha I love this out of context animation very nice👏🏼
How My mom wakes me up in the morning: Rise and shine honey, it's time to go to school.
How my dad wakes me up in the morning:
Gianni genuinely laughing is what makes this all better.
That awkward inhale is spot-on!
*End of third second* this hiccup awakened me.
I love that you animated the bloopers.
Hey Corey, if Gianni would voice the entirety of “doing your mom” in the G-man voice, would you animate it?
I would pay money just to watch that.
"Having a blast" Gianni Matragrano 2021
the voice actor was having too much fun voicing gman, wasn’t he
YUP
I am even more amused by the fact that he animated even an unsuccessful take.
Hell yeah, I love Gianni’s Gman impression :)
This is why Gordon should have just stayed asleep.
The reason G man disappears all the time is because he doesn't want to pay child support
it's hilarious how well you nailed the smug look for g-man
Only the most mature comedy on this channel
Yup