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i moved my head the whole time getting a hair cutand he didn't even complain once not once not once
danny hunter bij breiiin
Ikr
This is why the haircut went bad
Shrek has his ways
Yeah shrek is the best barber
Shrek: Cutting my hairMe: Turning my head on 360 degrres.Shrek: Confused screaming
OpiumVEVO XD
LMFAIAI **confused scream in asmr**
Looool
I DIDINT KNOW I COULD MOVE THE SCREEEEN
2:09 OHH NOOO!!
Shrek should have his own asmr channel.
I'll consider it...
Firecharger 427 right!!
Yes obviously
Is it bad that I’ve been looking for asmr for hours and this is the best one I have found
No, me too lol
Maybe
SaME 😂
You weren't the only one.
Shrek is so cool he didn't complain when I move my head
He just *accidentally* cut off both of your ears while you were moving your head.
ikr XD
Yea
Adelita Dela Torre I know right?
@@musicaldoodles9615 Oh nO
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre...
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz
Love them or hate them you have to admit, *they are spitting facts*
don't give me *f l a s h b a c k s*
Midnight club for life
This is why I pay internet
I love your profile pic
@@iri-jan thank you it's Natsuki from ddlc 💕
Your likes are illuminati confirmed.....
Lol
@@cringenigguh5127 ⚠️🔼🔺️
I never felt so happy , weird and relaxed at the same time
The true question is:*Why didn't hair fall when he cut your hair?*
You’re bald, and he’s combing and cutting air
@@nommingmochi lmao
*cut*
@@kaproskarleto5136 ?
@@oofgeneral it's not "cutted" it's "cut"
Jesus Christ I got scared when he busted through the door(Edit) I just noticed this has now 1k likes
Right? I almost shitted myslef
I’m 100% I shat myself
I levitated off the bed
I THREW MY PHONE AND IT CRACKED 😂😭😂
It’s go scary when he blacked you out
Top 5 Scariest Videos Found in Area 51
Wait...did Shrek kidnap us just to take us into area 51?
😤👌
I'm Going To Say The N Word. Nuggers! Yes I know what video you got it from.
ااااااااااا
يعني هذا الفيلم حلو حلو
Mad respect for those who don't have vr glasses
Doctor: you have 2 minutes and fifteen seconds to live me:
What are you going to do with that extra second???
calling all teletubbies! Rewatch it.
@@keIsey I shall die in peace
Spongebob squarepants great 👍
14* seconds
what if we both were kidnapped by shrek and given a bad haircut...just kidding...unless
You forgot the awkward aha
Unless...... 😳
Both?
Idiots it was a meme but nevermind
Ahaha 👀👀
The knocking is so realistic, and it makes me feel like someone is knocking on my door.
same my heart was beating so fast
Trooper Miguel for realss💀🎧
Trooper Miguel I know right!
Trooper Miguel same I jumped!!!
Same but I opened my door I saw my bro was about to knock
that quiet little "oh no" at the end always gets me xD
Shrek looking away and frowning and saying “Oh no...” at the very end is what made me laugh 😂
Peppa Pig haha 😂
Mya Papaya ye
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he mess up your hair that’s why
Infinity Animation bruh you went far lol
Imagine someone trying to understand this in 100 years
Vaculy imagine someone trying to understand this now
Imagine Jesus trying to understand it
Imagine people from the past reacting to this
420th like on your comment
😂 😂 😂
Me: *tries to stay still so I could get the perfect haircut*
Goat Soap Oh no
I just turned to the side so he wasn’t cutting my precious hairline areas ._.
Goat Soap yoo 1000th like
I wanted to run away but it didn‘t work
Shrek after you move a inch: "Oh no.."
Fell asleep and woke up to Shrek giving me a fresh cut
I watched this with VR and almost shet myself at the beginning-
Yep its scary
Not even
i screamed then i cricked
Omg same it always scares me so much lol
And when u shet, you didn’t flush the toilet? d i s g u s t a n g
Who else was just looking around the room when he was cutting the hair 😂
Making sure nothing fishy goin on xD
@Birdena Crawford huhh
Me lolll
@@demonitize9490 meee haha
Me😂😂
the knocking in the beginning scared the living hell out of me💀
Oh same bro
Its middle of the night here rn that scared the shit out of me menn
Same
Sameee omg
God I fell off my bed
I like how we are voluntarily letting him give us a haircut cause we are not even tied down
I love when Shrek kidnaps me while I'm watching him doing ASMR on YT just to give me a terrible haircut y'know, just happens all time
اااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااأااااااااااأاااااإأاااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااأاااااااإااااآاااااااااااااااااااااا
@@majdyalkateeb9987 I couldn't agree more.
@@Frog_Driver 😂😂😂
Shrek, can give me a haircut anytime ;)
It wont be bad
I HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE KNOCKING-
YESSSS
WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?!
SAME
@@lilscrilla5081 yes please
I Thought I was the only one😭
That's a little bit nostalgic!😂 I used to get so scared because of the knock😂
My $60 iPhone VR goggles were worth it
Alright SHOWOFF 😒
I’m gay
Vhsvlr I still get scared when he busts that door open
I jumped ngl
I know lmao
Me too
Same 😂
*Day 90 of quarantine: Hired an ogre to cut my hair, and beard. Didn't even have to pay.*
Que porraa e ebaaa ksksksksksk
@@toddlerdepot1393 But,*it's free real estate.*
Wow we’re in like day 148 now or something like that probs more
Wow...its been that long? How am I not crazy? Oh well!
you hired him? He just walked into my house.
This should seriously be a series. Velociraptor talking is COOL AF
*TIME STAMPS* 💚0:00 - 0:19 intro0:19 - 0:22 whispering (talking?)0:22 - 0:24 laughing 0:24 - 2:11 giving you a haircut, brushing hair, walking around 2:11 - 2:14 dramatic outro*TOODLES* 💚
Very useful
Thank you
•Gäłäxÿ• Gūrł• thank you I was trying to see if their were jump scares 😂
This comment is so funny to me lmaooo
Nilda Lima flor ??
i thought someone was actually knocking on my door i got scared
How the haircut dude was it good or the bad the colour of your mouth or what
Creo que no hay comentarios en español
Me to lol
Jajaja igual
I thought so too
The fact that shrek kidnaps you to do your hair is actually frightening
Creepy*
No its not
So bad that he kidnapped you over it
Shrek is love, shrek is life
It looks like he’s trimming our faces so I laughed so hard and fell
Based on his reaction at the end, I think he is
The knocking sounded so real I thought I was about to die,
I've played so much Warframe and everytime someone knocks on the door, I always think it's a Battlyst shooting down my door. fucking sentients
M E
Same, I was watching this at night and when I heard it my heart dropped until I paused it and played it back again.
Oop, same
I like how he doesn’t try to cut your hair he just plays with the equipment infront of you
Lots of likes and no replies also im your first reply
hes just giving the O2 some cute bangs
Perfectly Pastelz oxygen depleted in (23s)
@@sirbearbotbear5087 ruh ro
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i like how he’s giving the air a haircut
1890: In future, we will have flying cars 2019: Shrek cutting your hair experience in 360°
🤣
🤭🤭😂😂😂
@hendawg *uses imagination* *slaps
@hendawg Cats didn't exist? ._.
I am proud of myself. He did a haircut on me and I didn’t pay money.
*Oh no~*
You still need to pay for that
You payed with life time
And he doesn’t complain when you move
I pay,whit a like
Omg bro why is this brain washing me to sleep this is soo good
I accidentally streamed this to my tv when my parents were watching it
Yah
Did they enjoy it?
Shreck
This is my worst nightmare but when I’m watching... you know what
Noah Seo ponno yeah
This the only reason I love ShrekHis horrible hair cuts
@@KatieTheWolfy wtf
The reason I like shred is cause he is sexy
Me: *getting kidnapped* My kidnapper: *dont worry I’m not going to hurt you, just cut your hair!*Me: *are you Shrek?*
He lives in breeze home
🕎
Emma Plays Roblox p
OH MAH
Lo
okay, i dont get tingles from professional asmr, but i got tingles from this
_wHat the_ *fUCK*-hOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FANFICTION-
.-. GIVE ME THE LINK! Uhhh, I- uh- I mean... Weird!
-.-.-
-f-
-v
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Meanwhile Shrek: *STOP MOVING UR HEAD IM TRYIN TO CUT YA HAIR*
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴋᴇʏ!
Lol I was wondering if he was ever gonna say that
Correction..Would you stop moving your fucking head..FOR 5 MINUTES!?
He was cutting my eye ball
@@tmullen111 LMAO
The fact this gave me tingles for the first time in years is concerning
You see, shrek’s got that ✨magic✨
Jjjjjuuuu
@@basiclybops5017 oll
Kk
New asmrist help me get tingles
Why is this actually relaxing-
"Im NoT gOnNa EaT yOu"-shrek
*Kidnaps you instead*
Wish he would 😳
Every body else who kidnaps you: puts you up for ransomShrek: cuts hair
No, he cuts air
Not all Heros wear capes
Believe it or not, it was so realistic I actually got a haircut from shrek.
What did it look like lol
I believe it
Wait...
I believe
🤣I believe
Surprisingly relaxing. Wish it was an hour long.
I don't care how bad the haircut is if it's Shrek giving it.
No replies? Well i help you then
No replies? Well I help you then
No replies? Well I help you then.
SAMEEE no replies? Well I help you then
Let’s keep it going. No replies? Well I’ll help you then
5/5 stars“Best haircut I’ve ever had”
Me:were is my hair?
Monika why did u delete dokis ;-;
[B.c.c.] Eh Why not? 😉
@@maefinn8292 -cri-
@@maefinn8292 bECAuSe i lOVe yOu
Video: Shrek gives you a haircut ASMR 10M people: interesting..
Hola
@@goo6518 hello
@@CuP0dz bonjour
@@celestia1307 ohio
@@prankmaster0 olá
This was truly life changing. Thank you. Im in your debt.
This came up when I searched for “360 horror”
maya rose same haha
Sounds about right.
Nah, 360 heaven
Sounds about right
He accidentally cut your hair wrong
The way he said “ oh no” scared me
Me: ... *walks back in my house*Mom: Hey sweetie, where’d you go-oOOOOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR.Me: ...I...I got a haircut.Mom: THAT AINT A HAIRCUT HUN. Who did this to you?Me:Me:......Me: I don’t wanna talk about it.
That's me
1 Day later Shrek: ITS YOUR TURN!
I have just rediscovered this comment and I am now horrified. 💀💀💀 Not the pov comment 😭 WHY
Even tho it’s supposed to be wired, it’s actually very nice and gives my tingles
Me: why is he cutting nothing?Shrek: *Am I A Joke To You?*
In theory it cuts hair but cuts air
not funnydidnt laugh
@@Maukiki that's okay
not funny Didn't laugh
@@benlmao9510 seriously?!?😡
Nobody:Literally nobody:RUclips recommends
Matheus Souza This comment is so dumb, I thought you forgot to finish it.
Literally it was a joke shut you’re fucking mouths
I’m sorry to the person who wrote that comment that such idiots came across it
@@frankienotfound7998 it's not funny
Matheus Souza SAME😂😂😂😂
Best Shrek ASMR so far.
i have never felt more tense while watching an asmr video
Wait... Did that “Oh no” meant that he did a mistake?!?!
:0 now that I think about it... Maybe
He cut yo face
he made our hair horrible
Ari A. Every irl solider disliked this
There was a kpoop fan that said if the people at the Vegas shooting stayed home/went to watch bts, they'd still be alive
I was shoked when shrek open the doorMe:Shrek kick the door: Here i come kick in the door!
Shrek is Lisa from Blackpink xD
you were what
Lisa from BrownGreen
Lisa: *ight Imma head out*
Kryz Angel Torres wth is that english
My mom: hold still I'm cutting your hairShrek: perfectly calm while my screen is having a violent seizure
i love of how at 00:16 he tries to explain whats hes doing,but ends up by just saying just twice,and then you get kidnapped,love It LMFAOO
Me: *Turns head everywhere he moves*Shrek: *confused screaming*
.
Yeah... Wait, what-?!*Uses Uno reverse card*
You just reversed it, wow smart 👌🏼
yes YES YEEEEEESSSS
Future... AAAAAH
Ummm acsully the movie threk wathn't out until 2001
-hears knocking-Me turning around:nothing there YEETShrek: *HAH GOT EM*
The was that yeet about?
Let's be honest, we all agreed that this video is the best 360 video on RUclips
Nobody:Shrek cutting air:
:'v soy la única que habla español
@@alexanicolriveragonzalez85 yo soy hablas espanol
that just means you have no head, don’t take it out on me.
@@shrek6432 dont worry shrek I got your back
@@cloner3332 hablas español y no usas la Ñ para escribir español xd
Therapist: *ASMR Shrek isn’t real, he can’t hurt u*ASMR Shrek: *Am I a joke to you?!*
Shrek : **cuts hair**Me : **thinking that shrek is cutting my whole hair**
He just looks like he trying to be one with the scissors
same
I watched this in vr and it scared the hell out of me
The knocking at the beginning gave me a heart attack I was so scared it sounds real
When he kicked the door down I jumped and threw my phone XD
Its 0.26am and the knocking scared THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Me: turns around in 360 degrees *Shrek pushes door open aggressively*Me: oH hI sHrEk i-
I subscribed to because i think u had 0 subscribers
180 degrees
gacha kitty chinshue thx
NobodyNo one at all: Not a single soul:Shrek: *Cuts air*
The vr headset pushes the entire screen forward for some reason. It's gonna make sense if you use a vr headset
If only he stood 2 feet closer
Gacha Cocaine
@christhopher pavia Sugar*
(h)air
Why is this actually really pleasant 😭
Shrek: *stares deeply into my soul for almost the whole vid*Me: g-god, pls help...
When he came in I screamed so loud lol
damn.
Sexual
It’s so weird when you pause it.. it’s like time stops
ZA WARUDO
@@n0cumnolife_336 Oh you are approaching me?
yeah, cos that's literally what happens
ikr
.ㅣ.ㅣ@@jose722 ㅌㅌㅊ
No but this is actually really relaxing-
When he let you in his swamp
Omg love this shrek keep up ur asmr shrek buddy my fav swamp guy
He Is cutting his hair, so when he eats it, there will be no hair in his mouth
i hate my fuckin mind
C air padilla lmfaooo
Best asmr ever
No one:RUclips: yeah, let's recommend this!
Lmao I searched asmr writing and.. I found this
Uhm I actually searched for this
If your watching thisYour a man or woman of culture
You too lad
Thank
Non binary people 0_0
Thanq
Nobody:Shrek: 💇♂️Bald person:Shrek again: o h n o
The one thing you don’t want to hear your barber say: “Oh no” 😂👍
Everybody: He scared me when he busted through the doorMe: He has a nice house
His house looks boring tbh
Evelyn Torres Go with it, little shit.
Day !Sans get your ROLEPLAY out
Sans 2345 690 like
the banging of the door was so bloody realistic i got so confused
Same lmao
And i shitted myself and yeeted my phone
The “oh no” at the end lol
We gonna talk on how good this is?
Shrek: "Oh no..."Me: *Anything you've done is beautiful*
The oh no made me want to look for a mirror irl lol
i moved my head the whole time getting a hair cut
and he didn't even complain once not once not once
danny hunter bij breiiin
Ikr
This is why the haircut went bad
Shrek has his ways
Yeah shrek is the best barber
Shrek: Cutting my hair
Me: Turning my head on 360 degrres.
Shrek: Confused screaming
OpiumVEVO XD
LMFAIAI
**confused scream in asmr**
Looool
I DIDINT KNOW I COULD MOVE THE SCREEEEN
2:09
OHH NOOO!!
Shrek should have his own asmr channel.
I'll consider it...
Firecharger 427 right!!
Yes obviously
Is it bad that I’ve been looking for asmr for hours and this is the best one I have found
No, me too lol
Maybe
SaME 😂
You weren't the only one.
Shrek is so cool he didn't complain when I move my head
He just *accidentally* cut off both of your ears while you were moving your head.
ikr XD
Yea
Adelita Dela Torre I know right?
@@musicaldoodles9615 Oh nO
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre...
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz
Love them or hate them you have to admit, *they are spitting facts*
don't give me *f l a s h b a c k s*
Midnight club for life
This is why I pay internet
I love your profile pic
@@iri-jan thank you it's Natsuki from ddlc 💕
Your likes are illuminati confirmed.....
Lol
@@cringenigguh5127 ⚠️🔼🔺️
I never felt so happy , weird and relaxed at the same time
The true question is:
*Why didn't hair fall when he cut your hair?*
You’re bald, and he’s combing and cutting air
@@nommingmochi lmao
*cut*
@@kaproskarleto5136 ?
@@oofgeneral it's not "cutted" it's "cut"
Jesus Christ I got scared when he busted through the door
(Edit) I just noticed this has now 1k likes
Right? I almost shitted myslef
I’m 100% I shat myself
I levitated off the bed
I THREW MY PHONE AND IT CRACKED 😂😭😂
It’s go scary when he blacked you out
Top 5 Scariest Videos Found in Area 51
Wait...did Shrek kidnap us just to take us into area 51?
😤👌
I'm Going To Say The N Word. Nuggers! Yes I know what video you got it from.
ااااااااااا
يعني هذا الفيلم حلو حلو
Mad respect for those who don't have vr glasses
Doctor: you have 2 minutes and fifteen seconds to live
me:
What are you going to do with that extra second???
calling all teletubbies! Rewatch it.
@@keIsey I shall die in peace
Spongebob squarepants great 👍
14* seconds
what if we both were kidnapped by shrek and given a bad haircut...just kidding...unless
You forgot the awkward aha
Unless...... 😳
Both?
Idiots it was a meme but nevermind
Ahaha 👀👀
The knocking is so realistic, and it makes me feel like someone is knocking on my door.
same my heart was beating so fast
Trooper Miguel for realss💀🎧
Trooper Miguel I know right!
Trooper Miguel same I jumped!!!
Same but I opened my door I saw my bro was about to knock
that quiet little "oh no" at the end always gets me xD
Shrek looking away and frowning and saying “Oh no...” at the very end is what made me laugh 😂
Peppa Pig haha 😂
Mya Papaya ye
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he mess up your hair that’s why
Infinity Animation bruh you went far lol
Imagine someone trying to understand this in 100 years
Vaculy imagine someone trying to understand this now
Imagine Jesus trying to understand it
Imagine people from the past reacting to this
420th like on your comment
😂 😂 😂
Me: *tries to stay still so I could get the perfect haircut*
Goat Soap Oh no
I just turned to the side so he wasn’t cutting my precious hairline areas ._.
Goat Soap yoo 1000th like
I wanted to run away but it didn‘t work
Shrek after you move a inch: "Oh no.."
Fell asleep and woke up to Shrek giving me a fresh cut
I watched this with VR and almost shet myself at the beginning-
Yep its scary
Not even
i screamed then i cricked
Omg same it always scares me so much lol
And when u shet, you didn’t flush the toilet? d i s g u s t a n g
Who else was just looking around the room when he was cutting the hair 😂
Making sure nothing fishy goin on xD
@Birdena Crawford huhh
Me lolll
@@demonitize9490 meee haha
Me😂😂
the knocking in the beginning scared the living hell out of me💀
Oh same bro
Its middle of the night here rn that scared the shit out of me menn
Same
Sameee omg
God I fell off my bed
I like how we are voluntarily letting him give us a haircut cause we are not even tied down
I love when Shrek kidnaps me while I'm watching him doing ASMR on YT just to give me a terrible haircut
y'know, just happens all time
اااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااأااااااااااأاااااإأاااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااأاااااااإااااآاااااااااااااااااااااا
@@majdyalkateeb9987 I couldn't agree more.
@@Frog_Driver 😂😂😂
Shrek, can give me a haircut anytime ;)
It wont be bad
I HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE KNOCKING-
YESSSS
WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?!
SAME
@@lilscrilla5081 yes please
I Thought I was the only one😭
That's a little bit nostalgic!😂 I used to get so scared because of the knock😂
My $60 iPhone VR goggles were worth it
Alright SHOWOFF 😒
I’m gay
Vhsvlr I still get scared when he busts that door open
I jumped ngl
I know lmao
Me too
Same 😂
*Day 90 of quarantine: Hired an ogre to cut my hair, and beard. Didn't even have to pay.*
Que porraa e ebaaa ksksksksksk
@@toddlerdepot1393
But,
*it's free real estate.*
Wow we’re in like day 148 now or something like that probs more
Wow...its been that long? How am I not crazy? Oh well!
you hired him? He just walked into my house.
This should seriously be a series. Velociraptor talking is COOL AF
*TIME STAMPS* 💚
0:00 - 0:19 intro
0:19 - 0:22 whispering (talking?)
0:22 - 0:24 laughing
0:24 - 2:11 giving you a haircut, brushing hair, walking around
2:11 - 2:14 dramatic outro
*TOODLES* 💚
Very useful
Thank you
•Gäłäxÿ• Gūrł• thank you I was trying to see if their were jump scares 😂
This comment is so funny to me lmaooo
Nilda Lima flor ??
i thought someone was actually knocking on my door i got scared
How the haircut dude was it good or the bad the colour of your mouth or what
Creo que no hay comentarios en español
Me to lol
Jajaja igual
I thought so too
The fact that shrek kidnaps you to do your hair is actually frightening
Creepy*
No its not
So bad that he kidnapped you over it
Shrek is love, shrek is life
It looks like he’s trimming our faces so I laughed so hard and fell
Based on his reaction at the end, I think he is
The knocking sounded so real I thought I was about to die,
Me to lol
I've played so much Warframe and everytime someone knocks on the door, I always think it's a Battlyst shooting down my door. fucking sentients
M E
Same, I was watching this at night and when I heard it my heart dropped until I paused it and played it back again.
Oop, same
I like how he doesn’t try to cut your hair he just plays with the equipment infront of you
Lots of likes and no replies also im your first reply
hes just giving the O2 some cute bangs
Perfectly Pastelz oxygen depleted in (23s)
@@sirbearbotbear5087 ruh ro
Uhdhhdahdhagaruwhghjrak:-Pdudhahkqieahraj fhrhejwjjj dudhfhjQidhfjfjejqjjdjfjf sdjdh ejdjfj djdhdhdhha dhdhdh
i like how he’s giving the air a haircut
1890: In future, we will have flying cars
2019: Shrek cutting your hair experience in 360°
🤣
🤭🤭😂😂😂
@hendawg *uses imagination* *slaps
@hendawg
Cats didn't exist? ._.
I am proud of myself. He did a haircut on me and I didn’t pay money.
*Oh no~*
You still need to pay for that
You payed with life time
And he doesn’t complain when you move
I pay,whit a like
Omg bro why is this brain washing me to sleep this is soo good
I accidentally streamed this to my tv when my parents were watching it
Yah
Did they enjoy it?
Shreck
This is my worst nightmare but when I’m watching... you know what
Noah Seo ponno yeah
This the only reason I love Shrek
His horrible hair cuts
@@KatieTheWolfy wtf
The reason I like shred is cause he is sexy
Me: *getting kidnapped*
My kidnapper: *dont worry I’m not going to hurt you, just cut your hair!*
Me: *are you Shrek?*
He lives in breeze home
🕎
Emma Plays Roblox p
OH MAH
Lo
okay, i dont get tingles from professional asmr, but i got tingles from this
_wHat the_ *fUCK*
-hOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FANFICTION-
.-. GIVE ME THE LINK! Uhhh, I- uh- I mean... Weird!
-.-.-
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Meanwhile Shrek: *STOP MOVING UR HEAD IM TRYIN TO CUT YA HAIR*
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴋᴇʏ!
Lol I was wondering if he was ever gonna say that
Correction..
Would you stop moving your fucking head..
FOR 5 MINUTES!?
He was cutting my eye ball
@@tmullen111 LMAO
The fact this gave me tingles for the first time in years is concerning
You see, shrek’s got that ✨magic✨
Jjjjjuuuu
@@basiclybops5017 oll
Kk
New asmrist help me get tingles
Why is this actually relaxing-
"Im NoT gOnNa EaT yOu"
-shrek
*Kidnaps you instead*
Wish he would 😳
Every body else who kidnaps you: puts you up for ransom
Shrek: cuts hair
No, he cuts air
Not all Heros wear capes
Believe it or not, it was so realistic I actually got a haircut from shrek.
What did it look like lol
I believe it
Wait...
I believe
🤣I believe
Surprisingly relaxing. Wish it was an hour long.
I don't care how bad the haircut is if it's Shrek giving it.
No replies? Well i help you then
No replies? Well I help you then
No replies? Well I help you then.
SAMEEE no replies? Well I help you then
Let’s keep it going. No replies? Well I’ll help you then
5/5 stars
“Best haircut I’ve ever had”
Me:were is my hair?
Monika why did u delete dokis ;-;
[B.c.c.] Eh Why not? 😉
@@maefinn8292 -cri-
@@maefinn8292 bECAuSe i lOVe yOu
Video: Shrek gives you a haircut ASMR
10M people: interesting..
Hola
@@goo6518 hello
@@CuP0dz bonjour
@@celestia1307 ohio
@@prankmaster0 olá
This was truly life changing. Thank you. Im in your debt.
This came up when I searched for “360 horror”
maya rose same haha
Sounds about right.
Nah, 360 heaven
Sounds about right
He accidentally cut your hair wrong
The way he said “ oh no” scared me
Me: ... *walks back in my house*
Mom: Hey sweetie, where’d you go-oOOOOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR.
Me: ...I...I got a haircut.
Mom: THAT AINT A HAIRCUT HUN. Who did this to you?
Me:
Me:......
Me: I don’t wanna talk about it.
That's me
1 Day later Shrek: ITS YOUR TURN!
I have just rediscovered this comment and I am now horrified. 💀💀💀 Not the pov comment 😭 WHY
Even tho it’s supposed to be wired, it’s actually very nice and gives my tingles
Me: why is he cutting nothing?
Shrek: *Am I A Joke To You?*
In theory it cuts hair but cuts air
not funny
didnt laugh
@@Maukiki that's okay
not funny
Didn't laugh
@@benlmao9510 seriously?!?😡
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
RUclips recommends
Matheus Souza This comment is so dumb, I thought you forgot to finish it.
Literally it was a joke shut you’re fucking mouths
I’m sorry to the person who wrote that comment that such idiots came across it
@@frankienotfound7998 it's not funny
Matheus Souza SAME😂😂😂😂
Best Shrek ASMR so far.
i have never felt more tense while watching an asmr video
Wait... Did that “Oh no” meant that he did a mistake?!?!
:0 now that I think about it... Maybe
He cut yo face
he made our hair horrible
Ari A. Every irl solider disliked this
There was a kpoop fan that said if the people at the Vegas shooting stayed home/went to watch bts, they'd still be alive
I was shoked when shrek open the door
Me:
Shrek kick the door: Here i come kick in the door!
Shrek is Lisa from Blackpink xD
you were what
Lisa from BrownGreen
Lisa: *ight Imma head out*
Kryz Angel Torres wth is that english
My mom: hold still I'm cutting your hair
Shrek: perfectly calm while my screen is having a violent seizure
i love of how at 00:16 he tries to explain whats hes doing,but ends up by just saying just twice,and then you get kidnapped,love It LMFAOO
Me: *Turns head everywhere he moves*
Shrek: *confused screaming*
.
Yeah... Wait, what-?!
*Uses Uno reverse card*
You just reversed it, wow smart 👌🏼
yes YES YEEEEEESSSS
Future... AAAAAH
Ummm acsully the movie threk wathn't out until 2001
-hears knocking-
Me turning around:nothing there YEET
Shrek: *HAH GOT EM*
The was that yeet about?
Let's be honest, we all agreed that this video is the best 360 video on RUclips
Nobody:
Shrek cutting air:
:'v soy la única que habla español
@@alexanicolriveragonzalez85 yo soy hablas espanol
that just means you have no head, don’t take it out on me.
@@shrek6432 dont worry shrek I got your back
@@cloner3332 hablas español y no usas la Ñ para escribir español xd
Therapist: *ASMR Shrek isn’t real, he can’t hurt u*
ASMR Shrek: *Am I a joke to you?!*
Shrek : **cuts hair**
Me : **thinking that shrek is cutting my whole hair**
Same
He just looks like he trying to be one with the scissors
Same
Hola
same
I watched this in vr and it scared the hell out of me
The knocking at the beginning gave me a heart attack I was so scared it sounds real
When he kicked the door down I jumped and threw my phone XD
Its 0.26am and the knocking scared THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Same
Me: turns around in 360 degrees
*Shrek pushes door open aggressively*
Me: oH hI sHrEk i-
I subscribed to because i think u had 0 subscribers
180 degrees
gacha kitty chinshue thx
Nobody
No one at all:
Not a single soul:
Shrek: *Cuts air*
The vr headset pushes the entire screen forward for some reason. It's gonna make sense if you use a vr headset
If only he stood 2 feet closer
Gacha Cocaine
@christhopher pavia Sugar*
(h)air
Why is this actually really pleasant 😭
Shrek: *stares deeply into my soul for almost the whole vid*
Me: g-god, pls help...
When he came in I screamed so loud lol
damn.
Sexual
It’s so weird when you pause it.. it’s like time stops
ZA WARUDO
@@n0cumnolife_336 Oh you are approaching me?
yeah, cos that's literally what happens
ikr
.ㅣ.ㅣ
@@jose722 ㅌㅌㅊ
No but this is actually really relaxing-
When he let you in his swamp
Omg love this shrek keep up ur asmr shrek buddy my fav swamp guy
He Is cutting his hair, so when he eats it, there will be no hair in his mouth
i hate my fuckin mind
C air padilla lmfaooo
Best asmr ever
No one:
RUclips: yeah, let's recommend this!
Lmao I searched asmr writing and.. I found this
Uhm I actually searched for this
If your watching this
Your a man or woman of culture
You too lad
Thank
Thank
Non binary people 0_0
Thanq
Nobody:
Shrek: 💇♂️
Bald person:
Shrek again: o h n o
The one thing you don’t want to hear your barber say: “Oh no” 😂👍
Everybody: He scared me when he busted through the door
Me: He has a nice house
His house looks boring tbh
Evelyn Torres Go with it, little shit.
Day !Sans get your ROLEPLAY out
Sans 2345 690 like
the banging of the door was so bloody realistic i got so confused
Same lmao
And i shitted myself and yeeted my phone
The “oh no” at the end lol
We gonna talk on how good this is?
Shrek: "Oh no..."
Me: *Anything you've done is beautiful*
The oh no made me want to look for a mirror irl lol