And today people think each child needs his own bedroom with attached bathroom. LOL. Several of the children died young. Only 11 lived to adulthood and only 5 survived him.
@@sammyjo8109 if you could live with modern accommodations why would you want to live without them? Especially if it makes it more convenient. Bathrooms aren't just about the toilet... its about the shower, sink, getting dressed.. its hard to live with 5 siblings sharing a single bathroom. 2 is almost a necessity.. No need to practice apologetics.. there should be no need to justify multiple bathrooms. We're not primitive anymore.
Don't forget Sybil Ludington at the young age of sixteen, would make a journey double to that of Revere (totaling 40 miles) to warn the colonists at Danbury, Connecticut of the approach of the British.
About 20 years ago, the newspaper reported that the utility company was digging downtown in my large city and found a lot of interesting very old items in the area of the old outhouse on the property. It turned out that the property had belonged to my great-great grandparents in the mid-to-late 1800's, so it was their garbage that had been found!! It was so exciting to see things in the newspaper photos that had belonged to my ancestors that were gone long before I arrived on the scene! Those that dug up the items had made assumptions (like your video said) about the social status of the homeowners from the oyster shells, the broken flow blue china, medicine bottles, etc. but did not know who they belonged to originally. I was able to give them the name of the previous homeowners, the fact that they had been affluent, and that the home had been the first two-story home in the city when it was built. The items were all taken to a nearby University to be cataloged and displayed. And, the people at the University were very happy to hear that my ancestors had been the in-laws of a famous local architect that the University already had a huge display about.
I’d like to hear about Ben Franklin and his relationship with his son, who was a governor, and loyalist that never spoke to his father again, once he discovered he was a “rebel”
@@TK-ij2xi republicans are literally the antithesis of rebels.... they are the oppressors, the judge, the jury and executioner You aren’t a lion you’re an indoor cat who is neutered
@@wyattandres69 You seem to have used the word "you're" in direction to me which is a curious thing. The quickest way to see past that is to see all humans as One. There are only Republicans & Democrats if you listen to those using those words.
I just recently had a horrific motorcycle accident I’m in recovery right now and I just wanna say your videos helped me fall asleep during these rough couple of days. Thank you!
There was once a post somewhere made by some snooty Brit that basically said."oh!!! Kettles aren't a thing in the U.S. how ever do they make their tea" and some Floridian genius simply replied "we throw it into the harbor" rumor has it that the poor dude never left the burn unit.
I remember history class in high school in the early 1990s where the teacher told us what a wealth of information outhouses provided. I'm actually surprised it took so long to dig this one up.
Yeah there's an active archaeological site in Columbus Ohio over in a part of the city known as Franklinton where the oldest post office in the city is located. And they have been doing archaeological digs over in the outhouse by the old post office which was a log cabin.
About 10-seconds of this 9-minute video is about "What Did Archeologists Find In Paul Revere's Outhouse," and spoiler alert- It wasn't even his outhouse.
@@chrismulholland7530 my mom once told me families had so many children because so many didn't make it...that is depressing...I'm hoping that's a myth..
Your quirky jokes make me laugh at what a nerd I am every time. I love being a big enough history fan to understand the punchlines in your videos. It’s always a pleasure weird history.
*Paul Revere:* "The Regulars are out! Sound the Alarm!" *Redcoat #1:* "Oi! Stop! How long have you had this horse?" *Paul Revere:* "About three or four seasons. He's for sale, if you want him." *Redcoat #1:* "Alright mate. Let's see some identification!" *Paul Revere:* "You don't need to see my identification." *Redcoat #2:* "Oi! Lieutenant, we don't need to see his identification." *Paul Revere:* "I'm not the rebel you're looking for." *Redcoat #2:* "Sir, this is not the man we're looking for. I think he's the dentist!" *Paul Revere:* "I can go about my business." *Redcoat #2:* "You can go about your business. But I'm watching you." *Paul Revere:* "Move along." *Redcoat #1:* "Move along."
If you guys want to hear an interesting song about Joseph warren, who was considered the first martyr in US history, listen to Wildfire by Mandolin Orange. It tells the story of Joseph refusing his rank of general and enlisting as a private in the first battle of the revolutionary war.
I worked with a guy who’s dad was a retired history teacher who looked in old outhouses as he said that’s where some people would hide their valuables. A horizontal shaft above the poo was a good hiding spot he said. Don’t know about his story’s but sounded like a possibility back in the day
Paul Revere never rode around yelling warning the colonists of the British coming. He went door to door warning them. Riding and yelling British are coming wouldve been too risky because the British was near by. Look it up. Our teachers lied
I'd love to get permission to dig on my grandparents old farm to see what may have been thrown into the out houses. At one time, their house had been a boarding house. The finds just waiting to be discovered!!
Historians say When they first walked into the outhouse they said "this is not the greatest dump in the world, no, this is just a tribute". I thought it was common knowledge 🤔
Mr. Narrator, I tip my hat to you good sir, I think you're the best Narrator on all of RUclips! Truely 1 of a kind! I'd be honored for you to speak at my funeral, I'm sure it would make for a hell of a send off! "That & I'd feel like everyone's laughing with me & not at me!" 😂
A biopic starring Jack Black seems appropriate somehow (sorry, didn't read all the great comments first!) I gave this a thumbs up, which for a Boston born and bred guy is probably treason in some way (but I've never liked the "official" narrative). My uncle was actually a Lexington Minuteman, whose major action was protecting the Patriots at Gillette. Thanks! Dave J
Cool 😎 thanks I am subscribed but haven’t had time to really watch… I appreciate your personality! Excellent I will be watching and sharing more often 😀
I feel like Paul Revere was the kind of guy who would take credit for something even if he knew he didn't do anyting.... "like indeed indeed twas I who accomplished it"
What's worse is privy fill is usually "floated". It's the only way to get the super small stuff. So you take several hundred year old poo and reconstitute it. Yeah it smells exactly like you imagine.
As a merchant seaman in Boston your able to stay at the seamans house right next door to Paul's house. I used to love it their. Great place in neighborhood to eat
I had a history teacher in high school who was actually qualified and had a passion for history so I knew the poem about Revere was mostly filled with bullshit
Okay so far I totally love this! You are right on so many many many things! Thank you for saying about the regulars and not the British and about William Dawes Junior. One quick thing and I don't know if it can be corrected just after the four-minute mark when you said that William Dawes, Jr jumped The Stone wall and went on to Concord. Instead you said Cambridge but I know you know it was Concord:-)
If people back then knew that 100+ years later the future of America would sit around watching what was found in outhouses, I wonder what they would say about that.
So did Paul Revere and his father both die of the same thing then? Exhaustion - 12 children for his father and 16 for him must've really taken it out of both of them, mustn't it?
I love this stuff!!! really cool video!! history is everywhere!! thanks for sharing!!! ive dug in old out houses, cellar holes and lowered cameras in wells Amazing whats below our feet.
Things in Paul Revere's outhouse: Apple core from Johnny appleseeds apple tree, George washington's broken axe from the cherry tree, one of john henry's railroad ties, what they thought were pottery fragments, but it turned out to be some of paul bunyan's dandruff.
Now here's a little story I've got to tell About three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D. Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer Riding across the land, kicking up sand Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand One lonely Beastie I be All by myself without nobody The sun is beating down on my baseball hat The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi" He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can't get none!" Had a chance to run He pulled out his shotgun He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead He put the gun to my head and this is what he said, "Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer I run this land, you understand I make myself clear." We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin You think this story's over but it's ready to begin "Now I got the gun you got the brew You got two choices of what you can do It's not a tough decision as you can see I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter I did it like this, I did it like that I did it with a whiffleball bat So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun And right about now it's time to have some fun The King Adrock that is my name And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne." We rode for six hours then we hit the spot The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot This dude was staring like he knows who we are We took the empty spot next to him at the bar M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?" I said, "I didn't." but I know he did The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money." Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly Hands went up and people hit the floor He wasted two kids that ran for the door "I'm Mike D. and I get respect Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect" M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face The piano player's out the music stopped His boy had beef and he got dropped Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gold I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
@weirdhistory I would love to see a video on how gun confiscation was the catalyst that started the American Revolution and led to the "Shot heard around the world" at Lexington and Concord. A excellent book resource is The Founders Second Amendment by Stephen Halbrook.
Here's a factoid. Paul revere rode a few miles. A woman rode her horse from Boston to rhode Island during the same pediod of history. There were a lot of riders. But coming from Boston, Paul revere is an icon of our freedom
If archaeologists can discern anything, even the slightest clue, from my bathroom, they deserve whatever knowledge the may glean. Most people couldn't figure it out now...
I once toured Paul Revere’s house in Boston and was shocked when he only had two bedrooms and 16 children. Must’ve been cramped quarters.
And today people think each child needs his own bedroom with attached bathroom. LOL. Several of the children died young. Only 11 lived to adulthood and only 5 survived him.
@@sammyjo8109 Normal for pre-vaccine times. Tell that to anti-vaxers. Kids died left and right.
@@sammyjo8109 well maybe the upper classes of today, as a man in poverty a single bathroom on its own is a luxury, especially if it works!
@@sammyjo8109 if you could live with modern accommodations why would you want to live without them? Especially if it makes it more convenient. Bathrooms aren't just about the toilet... its about the shower, sink, getting dressed.. its hard to live with 5 siblings sharing a single bathroom. 2 is almost a necessity.. No need to practice apologetics.. there should be no need to justify multiple bathrooms. We're not primitive anymore.
I assume people were thinner and shorter back then. Houses were generally quite small and the ceilings could be very low.
They probably found all kinds of shit.
Astute observation, I must say.
Nice....
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
After he warned about the british, he opened up the School of Rock.
I was thinking the same thing! He does look like Jack Black!
@@chickie8252 it's eery that there's a lot of historical doppelgangers
I was coming to say he looked like jack black 😆
I just watched that with my grandkids today. Great movie. Strange he really does look like Jack Black.
Warned the British??
And they say time travelers don't exist...I see you "Jack Black"
Another celebrity vampire found!
Dude, I was just about to comment on the same thing with the opening portrait. Never noticed the uncanny resemblance before! 😂
Can't anyone find a actor with some talent who resembles Paul Revere?
Don't forget Sybil Ludington
at the young age of sixteen, would make a journey double to that of Revere (totaling 40 miles) to warn the colonists at Danbury, Connecticut of the approach of the British.
I never heard of her! Thanks!
And she looked like Stevie Nicks….
Wow just learned about her now! Strong woman!
I did forget.
Drunk history has a good episode showing that
About 20 years ago, the newspaper reported that the utility company was digging downtown in my large city and found a lot of interesting very old items in the area of the old outhouse on the property. It turned out that the property had belonged to my great-great grandparents in the mid-to-late 1800's, so it was their garbage that had been found!! It was so exciting to see things in the newspaper photos that had belonged to my ancestors that were gone long before I arrived on the scene! Those that dug up the items had made assumptions (like your video said) about the social status of the homeowners from the oyster shells, the broken flow blue china, medicine bottles, etc. but did not know who they belonged to originally. I was able to give them the name of the previous homeowners, the fact that they had been affluent, and that the home had been the first two-story home in the city when it was built. The items were all taken to a nearby University to be cataloged and displayed. And, the people at the University were very happy to hear that my ancestors had been the in-laws of a famous local architect that the University already had a huge display about.
Paul Revere looks like Jack Black
Or does Jack Black look like Paul Revere.
Paul Jack Black Revere
@@lnup9559 touch'e
For realzz 😂🤣... I'm ready for the biopic
Omg! He DOES!
I’d like to hear about Ben Franklin and his relationship with his son, who was a governor, and loyalist that never spoke to his father again, once he discovered he was a “rebel”
And a bastard son at that
Oy. Sounds like our political climate today...
@@TK-ij2xi republicans are literally the antithesis of rebels.... they are the oppressors, the judge, the jury and executioner
You aren’t a lion you’re an indoor cat who is neutered
@@wyattandres69 You seem to have used the word "you're" in direction to me which is a curious thing.
The quickest way to see past that is to see all humans as One. There are only Republicans & Democrats if you listen to those using those words.
I read a funny story of Franklin almost killing himself trying to cook a turkey with electricity lol. Times sure were different
I just recently had a horrific motorcycle accident I’m in recovery right now and I just wanna say your videos helped me fall asleep during these rough couple of days. Thank you!
Wishing you a full recovery!
Get better my friend.
There was once a post somewhere made by some snooty Brit that basically said."oh!!! Kettles aren't a thing in the U.S. how ever do they make their tea" and some Floridian genius simply replied "we throw it into the harbor" rumor has it that the poor dude never left the burn unit.
But honestly, microwaves, Keurig, and water dispensing machines. British over here sticking to their archaic technologies lol 😂
I remember history class in high school in the early 1990s where the teacher told us what a wealth of information outhouses provided. I'm actually surprised it took so long to dig this one up.
Yeah like no shit right?
You savvy Jedi you
@@zebdoz333 🤣🤣
Yeah there's an active archaeological site in Columbus Ohio over in a part of the city known as Franklinton where the oldest post office in the city is located. And they have been doing archaeological digs over in the outhouse by the old post office which was a log cabin.
I’m surprised Franklinton has history
@@atlkidz1 well it was founded in 1797 which makes it older than Columbus which was founded in 1812.
@@grapeshot Franklinton is shit now. Nothing but druggies
I wonder if they were digging around in Paul Ritter's outhouse and found some Brown and smelly artifacts
"The British are coming! The British are coming! Gotta treat this OCD! Gotta treat this OCD!"
I was just about to post this!!
Wrong, the Regulators are out, the Regulators are out!!
About 10-seconds of this 9-minute video is about "What Did Archeologists Find In Paul Revere's Outhouse," and spoiler alert- It wasn't even his outhouse.
Regardless... I Bet they found some old shit
My daughter in college is currently studying archaeology. I wonder if she'll be digging through an old outhouse this semester.🤔🚽🤢
I was goin to be an archaeologist but then I realized that it was one of the worst job markets possible. My dream is crushed
@@mr16325 it’s the same as being an oceanographer…if you’ve got a healthy trust fund, then you’re set.
@Zack that's a good one
@Zack masterful
@Zack LOL
*TIL Paul Revere had sixteen children*
Apparently the British weren't the only ones coming. 🤷♀️😳
Was it by one woman? 😬
No idea I just came for the pun. 🤷♀️
@@dvdv8197 🤣🤣🤣
@@sweett2924 He had two wives.
@@chrismulholland7530 my mom once told me families had so many children because so many didn't make it...that is depressing...I'm hoping that's a myth..
As a plumber, I appreciate the message about 'flushable' wipes
I've always thought that a lot of pocket litter might fall down into outhouses, coins in particular.
Great video!
Confirmed...because they don't go in after it!...much!..lol
"...A large trunk full of John Hancock's papers."
It would have to be large.. Those papers would have to be huge just to contain his signature!
According to the archaeological findings, we can safely assume that the Reveres weren't destitute as they were shitting out coins.
Guess they were pretty hungry
Your quirky jokes make me laugh at what a nerd I am every time. I love being a big enough history fan to understand the punchlines in your videos. It’s always a pleasure weird history.
Agreed! Makes me laugh so much 😂
*Paul Revere:* "The Regulars are out! Sound the Alarm!"
*Redcoat #1:* "Oi! Stop! How long have you had this horse?"
*Paul Revere:* "About three or four seasons. He's for sale, if you want him."
*Redcoat #1:* "Alright mate. Let's see some identification!"
*Paul Revere:* "You don't need to see my identification."
*Redcoat #2:* "Oi! Lieutenant, we don't need to see his identification."
*Paul Revere:* "I'm not the rebel you're looking for."
*Redcoat #2:* "Sir, this is not the man we're looking for. I think he's the dentist!"
*Paul Revere:* "I can go about my business."
*Redcoat #2:* "You can go about your business. But I'm watching you."
*Paul Revere:* "Move along."
*Redcoat #1:* "Move along."
LOLZ!...timeless!
If you guys want to hear an interesting song about Joseph warren, who was considered the first martyr in US history, listen to Wildfire by Mandolin Orange. It tells the story of Joseph refusing his rank of general and enlisting as a private in the first battle of the revolutionary war.
I worked with a guy who’s dad was a retired history teacher who looked in old outhouses as he said that’s where some people would hide their valuables. A horizontal shaft above the poo was a good hiding spot he said. Don’t know about his story’s but sounded like a possibility back in the day
Paul Revere never rode around yelling warning the colonists of the British coming. He went door to door warning them. Riding and yelling British are coming wouldve been too risky because the British was near by. Look it up. Our teachers lied
Didn't watch the video did you?
Weird History is my favorite channel! Thank you
We just visited Boston for the first time this week and toured his home! So neat to learn about and see.
I'd love to get permission to dig on my grandparents old farm to see what may have been thrown into the out houses. At one time, their house had been a boarding house. The finds just waiting to be discovered!!
This is so refreshingly weird! Ty weird history!
OMG...this was one of the funniest yet! Thanks!
He has kind of a Jack Black vibe going on
Historians say When they first walked into the outhouse they said "this is not the greatest dump in the world, no, this is just a tribute". I thought it was common knowledge 🤔
Mr. Narrator, I tip my hat to you good sir, I think you're the best Narrator on all of RUclips! Truely 1 of a kind! I'd be honored for you to speak at my funeral, I'm sure it would make for a hell of a send off! "That & I'd feel like everyone's laughing with me & not at me!" 😂
Legend says he started a School of Rock in his next life
"Drop a deuce" has me 🤣🤣, your puns and comebacks are amazing, you've got a true Fan here🤗🤗🤗😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣😄😄
What does Indiana Jones falling out of refrigerator have to do with any of that? LMAO
He's a shithouse archeologist I guess 😏
Love the background music. Jupiter was always Gustav’s best piece to me.
Or in the begging, my favorite patriotic song 🙏
I was hoping someone mentioned this song. Once I heard the three distinct time signatures I knew it was hoslt
A biopic starring Jack Black seems appropriate somehow (sorry, didn't read all the great comments first!) I gave this a thumbs up, which for a Boston born and bred guy is probably treason in some way (but I've never liked the "official" narrative). My uncle was actually a Lexington Minuteman, whose major action was protecting the Patriots at Gillette. Thanks! Dave J
What actually happened was still cool just more human. The poem is still inspiring
Thank you for this video ! 😊💐
Very interesting, I did enjoy this video, thank you
Now THIS is what I subbed for
0:35 The way he said, "The video is coming! The video is coming!" 😂😂😂
In the words of Adrian Monk, that was "enough to make me LOL out loud".. 😂
"In Days of Old, when Knights were Bold, and Toilets weren't Invented... You'd Drop your Load, upon the Road, and go away Contented." (Ta-Da)
Cool 😎 thanks I am subscribed but haven’t had time to really watch… I appreciate your personality! Excellent I will be watching and sharing more often 😀
I loved that you called Warren a “rabble-rouser.” Well, yeah.
Ever heard wildfire by mandolin orange?
Oh my, that’s definitely a topic that I would not have thought about before haha.
“Never let the man tell you how deep to bury your number 2”. That one got me haha 🤣
I feel like Paul Revere was the kind of guy who would take credit for something even if he knew he didn't do anyting....
"like indeed indeed twas I who accomplished it"
Always wanted to know about Paul Revere's john.
Pffft
I’m glad you put “glazier” on the screen. I thought you said a “glacier” made the house! I was picturing it carved out of a mountainside. 🤦🏻♀️
Fun fact: it's actually Revere on labels of Samuel Adam's beer.
and the slogan, "Thou Only Renteth Ale."
No it's not, you must work at CNN
One of the funniest videos to date!
What's worse is privy fill is usually "floated". It's the only way to get the super small stuff. So you take several hundred year old poo and reconstitute it. Yeah it smells exactly like you imagine.
Could you please do a video about the Hatfields and McCoy's feud.
Am i the only one thinking that portrait of revere looks like jack black?
As a merchant seaman in Boston your able to stay at the seamans house right next door to Paul's house. I used to love it their. Great place in neighborhood to eat
Apollo, never heard that in school! Cool video.
Thanks 4 this utube. God ❤ and blessings to all.
To quote the old commercial, "Where's the beef?" The video never really answers the question of what was found in the outhouse.
I had a history teacher in high school who was actually qualified and had a passion for history so I knew the poem about Revere was mostly filled with bullshit
Gives new meaning to one if by land two if by sea
Hehe…You said “Dooky Droppers” and “Turd Siffters” 😏 Also, the graphic designer who did a mock up of Paul using the toilet deserves a raise ASAP!
Okay so far I totally love this! You are right on so many many many things! Thank you for saying about the regulars and not the British and about William Dawes Junior. One quick thing and I don't know if it can be corrected just after the four-minute mark when you said that William Dawes, Jr jumped The Stone wall and went on to Concord. Instead you said Cambridge but I know you know it was Concord:-)
Ok.just finished....u rock!
If people back then knew that 100+ years later the future of America would sit around watching what was found in outhouses, I wonder what they would say about that.
I love these videos. I don't really care much about history, but they're still so entertaining and informative!
Honestly those tools dont look much different that they do today :p
Raging…what dentist do you go to? I know you’re kidding…
I remember reading that Minute Men were to equip themselves with "powder and shot and 3 days rations". I cannot find the source, is this true?
Did you try Wikipedia?
“Dooky dropper” made me sub 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Their garbage dumps also yield lots of ancient artifacts!
The title of the video peaked my curiosity, I can't lie.
Revere was not immortalized in the poem just for the ride, but rather his idealism which inspired others around him to succeed
So did Paul Revere and his father both die of the same thing then? Exhaustion - 12 children for his father and 16 for him must've really taken it out of both of them, mustn't it?
*"...if you don't want to be called cheap by future **_turd sifters!_* OMG that made me laugh!
Living here in Mass I've been to the Paul Revere house a couple times. It's... really old.
I love this stuff!!! really cool video!! history is everywhere!! thanks for sharing!!! ive dug in old out houses, cellar holes and lowered cameras in wells Amazing whats below our feet.
Things in Paul Revere's outhouse: Apple core from Johnny appleseeds apple tree, George washington's broken axe from the cherry tree, one of john henry's railroad ties, what they thought were pottery fragments, but it turned out to be some of paul bunyan's dandruff.
DISS…..GUSTING !
Paul revere was more interesting than I first thought.
A 9 minute video of paul reveres bathroom….cool :)
there was alot more than 2 people riding around .... thanks for perpetuating a historic misconception
Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
"Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
And right about now it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
I suspect that Paul Revere became famous in the 20th century....
Very interesting!
I gotta admit, I was not expecting this subject. At all.
Well I am guessing In Paul’s outhouse they found dried shit
That looked like a meteor that joe dirt hauled around,paul used to put ketchup on it and then dip his fries.
Guess you can say, Paul was in the most shittiest circumstances.
Policeman puts on sunglasses, cue The Who=YAAAAAAAAAARRH!
Thanks for this! ⛏️
@weirdhistory I would love to see a video on how gun confiscation was the catalyst that started the American Revolution and led to the "Shot heard around the world" at Lexington and Concord. A excellent book resource is The Founders Second Amendment by Stephen Halbrook.
There is a Facebook group from Baltimore that looks through old privies. Fascinating finds of glass bottles from now defunct manufacturers
At what point did he pick up his band the raiders?
Here's a factoid. Paul revere rode a few miles. A woman rode her horse from Boston to rhode Island during the same pediod of history. There were a lot of riders. But coming from Boston, Paul revere is an icon of our freedom
As I always say, I love being a modern woman!
If archaeologists can discern anything, even the slightest clue, from my bathroom, they deserve whatever knowledge the may glean. Most people couldn't figure it out now...
Can u do some stories outside America?
Jokes on them you can’t sift through my poop if you only have diarrhea 🧐
My son made 20-50K a year digging up bottles and more in old outhouses, some dating to the early 19th century.
You know your on a whole new level of legandary when they excavate your shit.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow isn’t a name that would make it through school these days.
Especially if the first name was Harry instead.
What did archaeologists find in Paul Revere’s outhouse?
Just a bunch of random crap
Other than riding in the night what did Paul even do that was so great?
Do we have a crusader diet and disease story coming up? Never thought it would be something I wanted to watch until finishing this video.