Phil Dunphy’s funniest moments season 5 Modern Family

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  • @villet212
    @villet212 4 года назад +3303

    “You’re not gonna be alone. You’re gonna get a LOAN”
    Phil, defining smooth in a different way. LMAO

    • @veliem3935
      @veliem3935 3 года назад +131

      "Lorraine you got a lot to offer. Should we make an offer?" 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @JL_Pope
      @JL_Pope 2 года назад +11

      @@veliem3935 I was gonna say that💀💀💀

    • @jnieswartz4878
      @jnieswartz4878 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @daviddieudonne7829
      @daviddieudonne7829 2 года назад +8

      Hé did just hit the single mother …load, lol.

    • @gailriego2393
      @gailriego2393 Год назад +2

      HHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @nithinajaikumar4824
    @nithinajaikumar4824 3 года назад +1825

    ''Claire you're a tough one to figure out. You don't trust bad boys yet you married one'' BEST SPOUSE EVER

    • @recemottashed8114
      @recemottashed8114 3 года назад +101

      As he’s blowing on his tea to keep it from burning his lips lol

    • @hotdogwater9060
      @hotdogwater9060 3 года назад +7

      @@recemottashed8114 what lips?

    • @macunknown9173
      @macunknown9173 2 года назад +8

      @@hotdogwater9060 the bottom ones obviously

  • @mansoor6678
    @mansoor6678 5 лет назад +5757

    Phil is not a man, he is a way of life

    • @joaquinbustos1392
      @joaquinbustos1392 4 года назад +154

      philosophy

    • @angelmathew1400
      @angelmathew1400 4 года назад +26

      @@joaquinbustos1392 HAHAHA THAT'S SUCH A GOOD PUN THO

    • @arijan5079
      @arijan5079 4 года назад +12

      @@joaquinbustos1392 your comment deserves WAYYYY more likes and recognition

    • @suhasilakal8667
      @suhasilakal8667 3 года назад +2

      Ya so true

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 года назад +7

      @@angelmathew1400 it's from the show. Phil himself said it

  • @yuganraj969
    @yuganraj969 5 лет назад +2778

    You're not gonna be alone, you'll get a loan

    • @edmonix6457
      @edmonix6457 5 лет назад +33

      ROFL didn't realize that was a double entendre

    • @jankolbe2879
      @jankolbe2879 4 года назад +24

      That was so smooth holy moly

  • @supermoony-u3k
    @supermoony-u3k 5 лет назад +2431

    I died when he used the flute to try to lure the snake 😂😂😂😂

    • @robertpunu7624
      @robertpunu7624 5 лет назад +1

      123, but where did he get the flute? was it on him the whole time? maybe from here. ruclips.net/video/vyAh9OENJPU/видео.html

    • @commonsens3
      @commonsens3 3 года назад +4

      Same 🤣💀

    • @debrh.b
      @debrh.b 3 года назад +5

      Me too. and who knew he could play the flute.

    • @s6740
      @s6740 Год назад +1

      @@commonsens3😅

  • @theitch2244
    @theitch2244 5 лет назад +2323

    “After a 20 year vacation”😂😂😂

    • @evanosborne4212
      @evanosborne4212 4 года назад +32

      that had me in tears

    • @tanq_mchunu695
      @tanq_mchunu695 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrsg2849
      @mrsg2849 4 года назад +13

      He’s murdered

    • @jonm4802
      @jonm4802 3 года назад +31

      Dare any man with kids say that to his wife....what body?

  • @theoph1932
    @theoph1932 5 лет назад +2488

    'It was suggested that I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly, and my friends, and my parents ... and Claire

    • @lilyhart151
      @lilyhart151 4 года назад +23

      wind wanderer and Claire!😂 that hits

    • @crzysnkeman4653
      @crzysnkeman4653 4 года назад +5

      wow that's hard to believe.

    • @jpsamy_inthezone
      @jpsamy_inthezone 4 года назад +63

      To be honest, Claire doesn't deserve a good man like Phil....

    • @lunaballesano6410
      @lunaballesano6410 4 года назад +91

      @@jpsamy_inthezone what the hell is wrong with Clair. She is responsible, hard-working and so caring

    • @ext_sans8399
      @ext_sans8399 3 года назад +21

      @@lunaballesano6410 She's kinda a dick.

  • @massimochimirri6022
    @massimochimirri6022 4 года назад +1131

    “Happy kids are like antidepressants, but natural ones. Not like the ones your husband finds in your jewellery bag... enough said about that.” 😂😂

    • @brightben3152
      @brightben3152 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣😁

    • @Francis...
      @Francis... 2 года назад +3

      I don't get it.

    • @avataraang1379
      @avataraang1379 2 года назад +2

      @@Francis... probably a vibrator, idk

    • @hughjanus9557
      @hughjanus9557 2 года назад +31

      @@Francis... his wife was hiding anti depressants and he found them

  • @sarahghanem4386
    @sarahghanem4386 4 года назад +723

    Phil is the best tv dad ever and I can’t imagine anyone other than ty playing him

    • @90hjorth
      @90hjorth 2 года назад +10

      From Phil to Uncle Phil, thanks TV dads

    • @RandomNiceThings12
      @RandomNiceThings12 Год назад +2

      Michael Scott can do Good in the same role I guess

    • @danishmalik1508
      @danishmalik1508 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hal from Malcolm in the middle is better.

    • @Unversed333
      @Unversed333 4 месяца назад

      Matt LeBlanc came close to getting the role.

  • @robertochernandez6560
    @robertochernandez6560 5 лет назад +468

    Best Phil moment is when he's flirting and he doesn't know it. ...

  • @sofiasartstudios6618
    @sofiasartstudios6618 4 года назад +742

    “There’s no fee in Dun-Phil,” “There’s no done in Dunphy,” “There’s no umph in Dumphy,” I lost it laughing 😂

  • @WyGuy
    @WyGuy 4 года назад +602

    4:58
    PHIL: "I'd kill to have those lips... I mean on me... I mean I want his lips on my mouth." 🤣
    HALEY: "Can we just cut to the chase?"
    PHIL: "He's got great lips."

  • @serbonkers4130
    @serbonkers4130 4 года назад +962

    Andy is literally a younger version of Phil lol

    • @AJ-kq9bj
      @AJ-kq9bj 3 года назад +94

      Also dylan. Something is wrong with Hayley

    • @dimitriyang9774
      @dimitriyang9774 3 года назад +80

      @@AJ-kq9bj No, Andy is just quirky and nerdy, like Phil. Dylan on the other hand, is simply a dumbass.

    • @flurpurr
      @flurpurr 3 года назад +116

      Andy is like adult Phil.
      Dylan is like teenage phil.

    • @karynkarren8965
      @karynkarren8965 3 года назад +12

      Dylan is even dumber than young Luke!!

    • @maxias5
      @maxias5 3 года назад +22

      @@AJ-kq9bj he's the dumbest character, but holy shit he's so damn funny 😂

  • @AbinashPanigrahi011
    @AbinashPanigrahi011 5 лет назад +376

    My fav character is Phil. Really love the touchy moments when he says parenting stuff

  • @nikisanchez9717
    @nikisanchez9717 4 года назад +125

    "They say the only constant is change. Well all of that is about to be...different" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rosieB1019
    @rosieB1019 5 лет назад +1577

    Phil is the funniest one on the show!🙂 Cam is second.....LOL

    • @wabylrock
      @wabylrock 5 лет назад +10

      Reverse dat!

    • @rosieB1019
      @rosieB1019 5 лет назад +25

      @@wabylrock I don't know about that! Maybe it's a tie...LOL

    • @oliverburke
      @oliverburke 5 лет назад +31

      Glad you brought this up :) Cam’s my favorite & Phil’s probly 2nd. Their humor is different. Phil is all puns and hokey stuff. Cam (and his shirts) are in a special league of their own - smarter humor on purpose. Love ‘em both!

    • @varunsingh6772
      @varunsingh6772 5 лет назад +44

      Phil is miles ahead of everyone else

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +3

      @@nskywalker2373 That's part of why he's fan

  • @ttw-mb5zn
    @ttw-mb5zn 3 года назад +237

    2:54 for a guy who's so afraid of clowns and spiders, I admire Phil's courage to try to snatch his shoe from a snake 🐍 Almost died laughing when he tried to charm the snake by playing the flute 🤣

    • @frozenandchosen
      @frozenandchosen 3 года назад +15

      When he tried to tempt the snake like a bullfighter 😭

    • @YellowFlash34
      @YellowFlash34 2 года назад +1

      What is that black circle on phil’s shirt

    • @daviddieudonne7829
      @daviddieudonne7829 2 года назад +1

      @@YellowFlash34 his pen leaked

    • @kieran941
      @kieran941 2 года назад +3

      The fact it’s a recorder and not even a legit flute made it so much funnier haha

  • @WyGuy
    @WyGuy 4 года назад +107

    7:29
    PHIL: "I still have that blanket."
    CLAIRE: "You still have that blanket?"
    PHIL: "Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed."

  • @KingBatiatus
    @KingBatiatus 4 года назад +563

    6:44
    Phil: _Next time you're with your girlfriend, just think of me._
    Andy: _Done._
    THIS is why Andy was perfect for that role. He and Haley are literally Phil/Claire V2.

    • @accel9104
      @accel9104 3 года назад +4

      weird

    • @gawdpromaxultra703
      @gawdpromaxultra703 3 года назад +34

      Man I miss Andy TBH. I seriously wish she'd married him and not Dylan

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 года назад +7

      @@accel9104 did you even watch the show?! lmao! its not weird its literally the point of their characters being written. there are multiple episodes in the series where the families see other groups of people that are perfect mirrors of their dynamics. there are countless scenes in every episode where some family member compares their past self or current relationships to the ones another family member has. hailey is written to be party girl claire before she got pregnant. alex is stressed out overachiever claire. luke is young carefree phil. dylan and andy are both modeled to be a 'man child' like phil. nearly every episode w hailey having a boyfriend theres some commentary about phil wants the boy to like him bc he didnt have jays approval, claire doesnt like the boy and its usually crossed w some footage of phil being immature or dumb, and hailey being annoyed her dad is like her partner. HELL, THERES AN EPISODE WHERE GLORIA AND HER SISTER (who is in love w jay) BOTH SAY THEY FIGHT BC THEY WERE JEALOUS OF EACH OTHERS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEIR DADS! AND THEN CARRY OUT A PICTURE OF A HISPANIC JAY! there are multiple episodes of even manny liking the dunphy girls despite being their uncle. the weirdness is written like that on purpose as a joke in the comedy show.

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 года назад +5

      @@gawdpromaxultra703 but her and dylan were soulmates, plus i think dylan will grow up to mellow out a little more and be the more adult phil who takes pride in helping his family.

    • @accel9104
      @accel9104 3 года назад

      @@emmettbattle5728 you said it yourself, its weird

  • @audreygearon218
    @audreygearon218 4 года назад +143

    Best Phil moment (season 1 episode 1)
    Gloria: Phil
    (Phil feels glorias dress)
    Claire: honey she said Phil not feel

  • @xgkrampus
    @xgkrampus 3 года назад +67

    “Thats a fancy way of saying the gays found it” 😂😂😂😂😂 Phil is class man

  • @sunilchoudhary-el3hd
    @sunilchoudhary-el3hd 5 лет назад +210

    Speaking of marketing,,, we are out of milk... 😂😂😂

  • @iLeProds
    @iLeProds 5 лет назад +179

    "Honey, when I met you, you were a wedding DJ" haha

  • @PenguiinLips
    @PenguiinLips Год назад +33

    "You don't like bad boys yet you married one"
    *Blows on his coffee*
    😂

  • @abhayjain9857
    @abhayjain9857 3 года назад +117

    Having a father like Phil would be amazing

  • @59771006
    @59771006 4 года назад +199

    “Next time you’re with your girlfriend just think of me”

  • @mrpixelatedgod
    @mrpixelatedgod 11 месяцев назад +8

    "Served us right for fooling around"
    The Pause and the looks😂😂😂
    "Never share a flute kids"

  • @ashokakash1992
    @ashokakash1992 4 года назад +142

    Phil: This body doesn't just happened LADIES
    Phil: Except for this machine in the bedroom LADIES
    Claire: Seriously, who are these LADIES?
    😂

  • @Mateo-zi8st
    @Mateo-zi8st 4 года назад +270

    Claire: man I love that kid
    Phil: I know imagine how easy it would be if it were just him
    *Alex walks by*
    Phil: I mean
    Alex: I know what you mean
    Hahaha that was so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thetamarindtoffee
    @thetamarindtoffee 4 года назад +63

    Noone throws up...until I sing. 😂

  • @oskarsss1934
    @oskarsss1934 3 года назад +38

    He’s so Sus but he doesn’t realise it, the best part about his character imo😂

    • @bluepower1177
      @bluepower1177 3 года назад

      What does sus mean

    • @oskarsss1934
      @oskarsss1934 3 года назад +3

      @@bluepower1177 it means suspect but generally it’s used as a term for “gay tendencies”. I don’t necessarily think Phil has it in this case but he does say some weird shit without realising most of the time

  • @AddeBieber
    @AddeBieber 5 лет назад +968

    All I want is a husband like Phil

    • @AddeBieber
      @AddeBieber 5 лет назад +4

      @@utkarshlakhmani9119 I already am

    • @ladybugsie8635
      @ladybugsie8635 5 лет назад +40

      Same here. He's the best. Actually a man put together from Phil Dunphy and Marshall Eriksen (from How I met your mother) would be perfect. Anyone? 😃

    • @AddeBieber
      @AddeBieber 5 лет назад +2

      Lady Bugsie yes yes yes

    • @ladybugsie8635
      @ladybugsie8635 5 лет назад +4

      @@AddeBieber So when are we gonna 'weird science' these two? 😁 It's about time you know.

    • @yasmin_thelight6789
      @yasmin_thelight6789 4 года назад

      Adelisa Berisha - Right?

  • @shritamism
    @shritamism 3 года назад +34

    "speaking of marketing, we're out of milk" he ain't wrong tbh.

  • @cjfritz3951
    @cjfritz3951 2 года назад +20

    4:25 “How did I used to walk?” kills me

  • @Peanutifyer
    @Peanutifyer 5 лет назад +53

    “Well maybe I forgot to spray it first and I’m letting it soak woman”

  • @ririigrace5491
    @ririigrace5491 4 года назад +38

    claire:who are this ladies....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ginasilverman1477
    @ginasilverman1477 4 года назад +24

    “Uh uh. No one throws up until I sing.”

  • @beepboop8276
    @beepboop8276 3 года назад +44

    “Back in college I caught mono from my roommate Ling. Serves us right for fooling around.”
    *everyone freezes, waiting*
    “Never share a flute kids.”
    *collective aaaand there it is moment while everyone resumes what they were doing*

    • @JcBravo8
      @JcBravo8 2 года назад +1

      Ah now it makes sense. Went to the comments for this lol.

  • @angelprada3579
    @angelprada3579 5 лет назад +187

    Phil is a mood honestly😂

  • @ashokakash1992
    @ashokakash1992 4 года назад +17

    Phil: I want to blink so much.
    Luke: YOU CAN BLINK WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
    😂

  • @TFlex01
    @TFlex01 5 лет назад +66

    I wish "Phil" was my next-door neighbor. I'd love to delve into his alternate universe.

  • @yatharthbishnoi3280
    @yatharthbishnoi3280 4 года назад +223

    Phil dunphy is everything Michael Scott aspires to be, i.e Likeable

  • @terrortoby47
    @terrortoby47 5 лет назад +163

    ..cause there is no fee in Dun...phil
    😂😂😂😂

  • @vicentecastillo8352
    @vicentecastillo8352 4 года назад +90

    Imagine how phil was on his teen years
    He and mitchel should have been friends pretty quickly

  • @NSAJ33
    @NSAJ33 2 года назад +9

    "No one throws up until I sing" lol

  • @mbindoliswaniso6964
    @mbindoliswaniso6964 4 года назад +16

    The mono joke🤣...don't share flutes😂😂😂

  • @lolgal2922
    @lolgal2922 Год назад +3

    honestly, the show is already funny af, but the cuts just made it even funnier in some jokes, thank you very much

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 2 года назад +6

    “Loyal husband too dumb to realize he’s being hit on” is a classic lol.

  • @phuonghoang1161
    @phuonghoang1161 4 года назад +26

    “Everything a little girl can do, I can try to do too” lol love me some Phil 🥲

  • @bibhurout3611
    @bibhurout3611 3 года назад +27

    Right now the world need more people like Phil.

  • @olcarewe3530
    @olcarewe3530 2 года назад +6

    I could not stop laughing at "license plate TCB R2D2"

  • @Pseudo_Optimism
    @Pseudo_Optimism Год назад +9

    His only problem is that he doesn’t play it in his mind before saying it 😂

  • @dillon7545
    @dillon7545 5 лет назад +20

    Please make more for the rest of the seasons! I’m obsessed!

  • @sertorrhenclegane
    @sertorrhenclegane 3 года назад +8

    Served us right for fooling around...
    I love how they all stopped and have a 'wait for it' face.
    Never share a flute, kids.

  • @shannonturner4383
    @shannonturner4383 4 года назад +28

    His pick up lines are the absolute best🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂

  • @FunnyAcolyteExplains
    @FunnyAcolyteExplains Год назад +4

    The best character out of them all and the most pure hearted.

  • @davidkaplan5517
    @davidkaplan5517 2 года назад +6

    After a 20 year vacation Claire is rejoining the workforce 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gisforhungry
    @gisforhungry 3 года назад +14

    « Well I’m gonna need someone to love me Claire » 😂

  • @manansanghvi3153
    @manansanghvi3153 Год назад +9

    2:44 This always gets me 😂😂😂😂

  • @theophila214
    @theophila214 2 года назад +3

    7:29 ... - "I still have that blanket. ... Yeah, silly, it's the one our bed." !!

  • @abigailap-apid6513
    @abigailap-apid6513 4 года назад +35

    Phil is the man who says something and takes the second right after he said it to process it🤣. I don't regret ever watching him in the show. I mean the show is delightful and just the best,Phil is just another kind of amazing🤗.

  • @theophila214
    @theophila214 2 года назад +4

    7:20 - "Can I sit around in an empty house & wait for someone? Baby, I'm a realtor. I have a license for that."

  • @nl5828
    @nl5828 Год назад +6

    “philip humphrey dunphy”

  • @farwakhan4423
    @farwakhan4423 5 лет назад +20

    That last scene with Gloria made me choke from laughing

  • @rossdiamondthief6627
    @rossdiamondthief6627 5 лет назад +178

    “You me and Frank for a night on the town.”
    “Ooo fun a three way!”
    “I already regret this.”
    Funniest part😂🤣

  • @XanderZone
    @XanderZone 5 лет назад +63

    4:51 i died!

    • @graphthelord
      @graphthelord 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @salehalsekhan697
    @salehalsekhan697 8 месяцев назад +2

    “Enough said about that” i died

  • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
    @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 6 месяцев назад +2

    He has mastered being both very accidentally funny but also actually funny lol

  • @gabriella26diva
    @gabriella26diva 2 года назад +5

    She saw, she liked, she got pregnant, she had to😂😂😂

  • @kimmy-pm5ki
    @kimmy-pm5ki 3 года назад +19

    Jay was always in the closet business but never knew his son was also in the closet business

  • @Mix3dbyMark
    @Mix3dbyMark 2 года назад +14

    The divorced mom jokes are truly amazing

  • @shadilios
    @shadilios 3 года назад +12

    4:50 pretty much sums up phil dunphy's character 😂😂😂😂

  • @dreamscapeai7
    @dreamscapeai7 5 лет назад +49

    Girls: All I want is husband like Phil
    Boys: I just wanna talk to someone

  • @schn_11
    @schn_11 2 года назад +6

    I need a show where Phil and Michael Scott are colleagues with Ron Swanson as their boss

  • @777coffeelover
    @777coffeelover 4 года назад +20

    My favorite Phil part was with the "gutter done" and the birds nest... "It wasn't me, it was the robot...IT DOESN'T KNOW!" 😆

  • @zumasa9991
    @zumasa9991 3 месяца назад

    “They say the only constant is change, but all of that is about to ch- be different” his acting is so good 😂

  • @bluepower1177
    @bluepower1177 3 года назад +6

    Phil Dunphy is my spirit animal

  • @fascinatinglist9654
    @fascinatinglist9654 4 года назад +12

    greatest tv dad

  • @wahwahmels41
    @wahwahmels41 2 года назад +3

    “India, Africa. Diarrhea, diarrhea” lol 😂

  • @jadejabrijrajsinh8610
    @jadejabrijrajsinh8610 3 года назад +2

    1:36
    I kNoW wHaT yOu MeAn.. 😂😂😂😂 Alex

  • @kashnimago2096
    @kashnimago2096 2 года назад +6

    PHIL IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN MODERN FAMILY. YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND.

  • @stephanie8808
    @stephanie8808 11 месяцев назад

    Omg the part where he says you married a bad boy as he’s trying to drink his tea had me dying 😂 love this show we need more I miss them so much 😩

  • @lilyhart151
    @lilyhart151 4 года назад +6

    Nobody throws up until I sing 😀😳😂😂😂😂

  • @cheese5535
    @cheese5535 3 года назад +2

    when he started playing the recorder- DEAD

  • @coffeeaddictexpress5038
    @coffeeaddictexpress5038 5 лет назад +20

    I agree when my kids are laughing it makes me feel instantly better.

  • @SerigneBassirouMbaye-tv4vc
    @SerigneBassirouMbaye-tv4vc Месяц назад +1

    No One wanna talk about the Song At the beginning of the video 😂😂

  • @ashokakash1992
    @ashokakash1992 4 года назад +6

    Speaking of Marketing
    We're out of milk 😂

  • @mahmudurrahman2576
    @mahmudurrahman2576 4 года назад +4

    No one throws up until I sing 😂

  • @EmSeezStudio
    @EmSeezStudio 7 месяцев назад

    The real "American Dad" fr. A perfect depiction of what a "Modern Family dad in America", atleqdt in thought. With the perfect about of real comedy jokes, corny/embarrassing moments, and dad jokes😂. Makes him a gem 💎🔥Definitely one of my favorite of the fam.

  • @KN-ev1tq
    @KN-ev1tq 4 года назад +7

    Hard to believe the powers over the show originally thought he wasn't right for the role. Boy, were they wrong, and glad about it.

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 4 года назад +6

    Dearly beloved, that is a problem 😭

  • @miquelr2353
    @miquelr2353 3 года назад +3

    This guy just makes me happy

  • @VideoArchiveOrg
    @VideoArchiveOrg 5 лет назад +37

    Can't wait for season 11... too bad it's gonna be the final one..

  • @Simonsuryakant
    @Simonsuryakant 3 года назад +4

    Phil n Jay was the only one that stayed funny n hilarious true the entire series! I Never got bored on either of them haha

  • @moaathj411
    @moaathj411 5 месяцев назад

    “ There is none like you “ literally the picture on the wall 💀💀

  • @logandoe4957
    @logandoe4957 3 года назад +2

    “There is no fee in dunphil” LOL

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +5

    Awesome compilation!!!😂😁👏

  • @navrotron22
    @navrotron22 3 года назад +1

    “What do we got double sinks? Whats the nozzle sitch?"

  • @lulubegaga
    @lulubegaga 4 года назад +4

    Dude, you must continue the series!

  • @xxxboii2579
    @xxxboii2579 5 лет назад +33

    I want more of that beginning song lmao