Eyedrops excuse: dry eyes/allergies Incense: You want the place to smell nice Culture: Don't associate with stoner culture if you don't wanna be found out as a stoner Code talking: Don't talk about weed in front of your parents obviously, even in code. Looks high: that's what the eyedrops are for. Allergies. Try not to get too baked before seeing your guardian. Leaving the house: Teenagers do this all the time, just don't come back smelling like weed. Munchies: Just say you're hungry. You're growing and need food. Cash: Make your own cause weed can be an expensive habit and you should be funding it yourself. Source: secret stoner in a religious household lmao
1. I have 3 bottles of eye drops 2. Two in incense burners 3. I talk about weed every day asks to buy weed posters 4. I literally have a made up alphabet on my wall 5. Eyes are always red, I blame it on my contacts 6. I’m always out 7. Always walk out to eat cereal at random times 8. Dad gives me $40 a week HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW
Why would you want him to take this down we shall learn from are mistakes but what about when we cannot spot are mistakes then this video can show us what not to do around are parents so that we shall not get found out and guilty therefore he is helping us in our lives TEENAGE STONERS UNITE
I’m surprised my parents didn’t notice the: 3 packs of lollies 3L of soda 1 cereal box Rockstar energy Noodle packet Leftover Pizza That went missing last night.
i have ADHD and smoke to help with it and has changed my life and honestly idk why my parents are still trying to stop me because they have seen how beneficial it has been to me
Because when ur older and you want to quit you won't be able to because your life will depend on getting high. I know people who can't live without it. You will become dependant on this and you will be nothing without it.
Kinda crazy how my parents haven’t confronted or asked me abt me smoking weed when: - The window is always open when they wake up before me - I always invite 1-3 friends anytime they’re out - I always smell like cologne or deodorant when I come back from sleepovers - I’m a stoner
the thing that's relevant to me is no 7 and look stoned. but i just tell my parents just incase i get caught so they didnt shock to death. im the type that smoking alone at home
@Tae is bae fuck that’s awful >.< can’t believe someone would do that to your dad, people who lace anything or spike drinks etc should have the shit kicked out of them!
1 My room is trippy af 2My clothings are trippy have pictures of weed acid and shi 4 I have a poster that has stoner in it 5 i randomly get money and waste it all in one day 6 my room smells like nic Why are my parents that dumb😆
Millennials finna be the coolest general. All our kids finna be stoners. At least I know mine will be. Since my parents never smoked weed with me, I owe it to my future children to pass the joint.
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Who else is a teenage stoner watching this high
Yep
What do you mean
@ Peter Thomatos you think i am an adult
Hey hey knows he could be adult
Booboo?
Son:**exists**
Father:We need to talk
Abu Baqr Al-Baghdadi this is the funniest shit I ever read
Lmao
😂
Who ever made this video. *WE NEED TO TALK*
Underated joke haha
OK well I was gonna like the comment but I didn’t wanna ruin it
Lol
Ye frl wtf
Now bitch
50%pissed stoners
50%SON WE NEED TO TALK
Son, we need to talk
need weed to talk
Judge: you still got 20 years
6ix9ine: ever wonder if your kid is a stoner?
Anton io that the best comment
Anton io this has 69 likes
He’s out now
This comment literally made me bust out laughing. Comment of the year
Eyedrops excuse: dry eyes/allergies
Incense: You want the place to smell nice
Culture: Don't associate with stoner culture if you don't wanna be found out as a stoner
Code talking: Don't talk about weed in front of your parents obviously, even in code.
Looks high: that's what the eyedrops are for. Allergies. Try not to get too baked before seeing your guardian.
Leaving the house: Teenagers do this all the time, just don't come back smelling like weed.
Munchies: Just say you're hungry. You're growing and need food.
Cash: Make your own cause weed can be an expensive habit and you should be funding it yourself.
Source: secret stoner in a religious household lmao
may I ask which religion
@@tutunkolonyas5451 that doesnt matter you all the things he said are facts no matter what religion
This is very true. I live in a very religious household as well and have learned ways of hiding everything.
SAME
What religion?
Son: *does antything*
Father: SON WE NEED TO TALK!!
Wat voor kk heb je met je hare gedaan
*smoke's weed*
dad: "son we need to talk..."
i hope my family doesn’t see this video
Coco 420 you cute got a sc?
um..tf
@@hannaok8106 well? Do you?
Shaggy iont know do i
what the fuuuuuck
1. I have 3 bottles of eye drops
2. Two in incense burners
3. I talk about weed every day asks to buy weed posters
4. I literally have a made up alphabet on my wall
5. Eyes are always red, I blame it on my contacts
6. I’m always out
7. Always walk out to eat cereal at random times
8. Dad gives me $40 a week
HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW
they know, they prob just don't care
Nice
They know you high they either don’t care or are high too
How do you get ur dad to give you 40 a week lol
They know but they’re either high with you or don’t care
*smokes* weed
Dad: son we need to talk
2hr later
Dad: son roll me a joint
That would be amazing
Oi take this video down
Why would you want him to take this down we shall learn from are mistakes but what about when we cannot spot are mistakes then this video can show us what not to do around are parents so that we shall not get found out and guilty therefore he is helping us in our lives TEENAGE STONERS UNITE
1. Mind your own damn business mom.
Fr they the reason we smoking
Real
sON We nEeD tO TalK
son WE neED to talk
I’m surprised my parents didn’t notice the:
3 packs of lollies
3L of soda
1 cereal box
Rockstar energy
Noodle packet
Leftover Pizza
That went missing last night.
Anton io hahaha HMU on Instagram
My Instagram is moneyisaobsession
3 Liters of soda?!
Bro this is when I realized I needed to take a break from smoking when I did this shit😂😂
ik that morning stomachache must have went crazy
As a stoner myself this video is cracking me up 😂! This is exactly the opposite of what most child stoned act/do!
That's the point lol
naw
*breathes*
"Son we need to talk"
I ain’t be mad if my kid smokes I’m ask them why they ain’t been tryna match on a blunt with their pops 😂
Oh man... That'd be so cool.
mgmorgan0223 fr
Lmao same ima let my gets smoke when there 13atleast but anyless fuck that
i feel like a part of being high is the fear of getting caught a little bit idk
@@aphexor1251 don't do that, 13 is too young.
i have ADHD and smoke to help with it and has changed my life and honestly idk why my parents are still trying to stop me because they have seen how beneficial it has been to me
TRUE
@G594life I use it for hdhd and I dont do any of these things I just blow it out the window
Hell yea bro, im right there with ya, it feels alot better than taking amphetamine based pills.
Because when ur older and you want to quit you won't be able to because your life will depend on getting high. I know people who can't live without it. You will become dependant on this and you will be nothing without it.
fr makes me more calm and actually focus more, depends on how baked you are though lol
What do you get out of this? I'd be more concerned about legal things, like cigarettes or alcohol.
Exactly
Frrrr
fr
Faxx
@Steph-ty6lgyour dad is right Tell your dad that he is right about weed
This dude is the type of person to ask for extra homework on the weekends.
Which one?
Thank you kind sir for telling me how to not get caught
I worked with a kid who always looked high but he wasn't. Once people around him realize that then he can actually get high but no one will notice
1:25 You see a grow ass man watching paper pig like what the hell. He most be high to.
Ay why you exposing us like that? 😂
Nice
the kid just has dry eyes. also, all of these are way too accurate. thank god my parents don’t use youtube
I’m 18 and I live alone, why am I freaking out...
Whoever has made this video haven't seen a stoner ever
1:19 here how many of you get it? That he asks his dad if it's 4:20pm since 4:20 is the *universal* time to smoke weed
take this vid down no purpose on existing what soever
Love it more stoner kids seeing it then adults
Instructions unclear, now we're both high
I come home smelling like a whole purfume shop😂
Ahhhh the deceptive eye drops. 😂😂😂😂
meanwhile me stoned and eating ice cream in a ziplock bag
Thanks for your tips on hiding my inner stoner😂
My mom says she prefers me being a pot smoker than an alcoholic.
Tell your mom that she is right
@@DylanMccleary-v1p ok
Tell your mom that she is right
Your mom is right about weed
there is not a single parent who gets suspicious or suspects anything just from eyedrops
The fact that the code word they said was are you in the playing field and our spot is a football field makes it 100000000 times funnier
Dad: Bae? We need to talk
If ur 16 ain’t smoking u doing something wrong😂
Pretty sure more than half the viewers are either kids or high rn or both😂😂
Kinda crazy how my parents haven’t confronted or asked me abt me smoking weed when:
- The window is always open when they wake up before me
- I always invite 1-3 friends anytime they’re out
- I always smell like cologne or deodorant when I come back from sleepovers
- I’m a stoner
thanks for letting me know in the last one i thought you may have been into meth or heroin
Now I have to hide by backwoods,swishers,stizzy and Juul jackets
Thanks, now I know how to make sure my parents don’t find out.
The third one though😂 I fr be wearing my tie dye shirt and everything amd my mom still so fucking oblivious😂
Y'all should watch this video high like it's the best thing ever💁😂🙈
YAAAAA swear to god lol
I’m 5 bowls in watching this and i swear they aren’t speaking English half the time LOL im gone
Excellent suggestion
It’s good to watch this so I know how to not get caught
Same
Fr
Ong
Fr like im 9 and they dont catch me
@@chernobylsurvivor2398 ayo wtf 😂
1:19 it’s 420
Dad: almost yup
Dad, he's lying. Don't listen to him. Please.
I always talk in Japanese when I’m high so my parents won’t find out
when my dad and i argued he called me out “you foking pothead” , i was like wut how did he know
^^this dude is a fourteen year old who only smokes wax carts
Perhaps
this dad loves to talking with his son lol
the thing that's relevant to me is no 7 and look stoned. but i just tell my parents just incase i get caught so they didnt shock to death. im the type that smoking alone at home
This video right here, officer
Snitches get stitches
Snitches dont get bitches
big rollerskate true
Why you got to call us out man?? tyrna get the bowl snatched? Sheesh
If I knew my kid was a stoner I'd be so chill w it
kids watching this to avoid these situations
me watching this to make sure i do the exact opposite: 👁👄👁
I am watching this video while taking my 420 hit of weed
“Son we need to talk”😂😂😂😂😂
It’s all fun and games tell dad hears “dad, no we don’t”
As if none of the parents of these so called “stoner kids” have ever smoked pot with their friends as a teen.
@Tae is bae fuck that’s awful >.< can’t believe someone would do that to your dad, people who lace anything or spike drinks etc should have the shit kicked out of them!
Bruh don't snitch on us like this
1 My room is trippy af
2My clothings are trippy have pictures of weed acid and shi
4 I have a poster that has stoner in it
5 i randomly get money and waste it all in one day
6 my room smells like nic
Why are my parents that dumb😆
Nah bruh they know
They are prolly not as dumb as you think😂
Why is he dry snitching on us
"Here are some pictures of stoned teenagers"
* shows a cartoon character, baby, Rihanna, a goat *
you just out here snitching bro
Never asked my dad for a cent for buying weed. Always hustled for my money.
CEO of “son, we need to talk”
Nobody:
Dad: sOn, We NeEd To TaLk
Only way you find out is if they a newbie or cant handle there shit 😂.
Son We Need To Talk!
Why do you gotta do a fool like this bruh
My parents have never known that I’m high, if your parents catch you high, stop smoking weed
SON... WE NEED TO TALK...
Millennials finna be the coolest general. All our kids finna be stoners. At least I know mine will be. Since my parents never smoked weed with me, I owe it to my future children to pass the joint.
Imma send this to my mom
i think he actually made it for teenage stoner to continue
She*
@@beadoumet probably i am stoned rn too, i'm sorry
SON WE REALLY NEED TO TALK!
Jokes on you i live alone without a family try to get me caught now 😂
Who smokes weed rn and dosent do any of those except the munchies part
LITTLE BIG PLANET yeeeeeeeeeeeeees the nostalgia!!!!
Bruh he put this over the little big planet theme?
im highkey watching this to avoid my parents suspecting me of smoking
The likes are from the pearants and dislike from the 13 year old stoners.
The fact that i understand the arabic perfectly because of the lebanese accent makes this 10000x funnier
Idk about u guys but me and my mates have a code for weed - we call it pizza over the phone, pizzahut is regular mids and farmhouse is top shit
Why was this literally me as a teen lmao I thought I was being subtle
1:57 proceeds to show cartoons😂
I’m only watching this so I can tell whether or not kids at my school are stoners
They snitchin hard af
" STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SON, WE NEED TO TALK"
Watch this shit high bro, so fuckin funny lmaooooo 😂😂😂
Why would you give them this advantage??
Shit the smell should be noticeable
Step one is to mind your own damn business 😂
This is an either snitching video or you're helping stones get better at hiding it or both at the same time