Gonna get real for a sec, Ive said it before but it cant be overstated how much i appreciate you guys. Started this pod a little over a year ago with the boys and its grown into something i wouldve never imagined and has changed my life. Thank you so much to everyone who watches and supports us here and on Patreon. Y’all literally let me do my dream job :’) Love you guys. New set next week.
This is such a "boys being boys" episode. Seriously, the conversations were talking about cars and trucks, sex talk (all be it gay sex talk) and it devolved into a conversation about dinosaurs and would your ride them. 😂
@gabe3134 well I'm Mexican, and some adults definitely do it here but it's generally looked as something a spoiled child would say, like if you're an adult saying that it's definitely off-putting
Hearing Hasan talk about his relationship with food makes me feel less alone. I always feel so ashamed when I can’t control myself. I can’t imagine just being able to eat normally.
Yeah, I really admire how open he is with his unhealthy eating habits and the struggles he’s faced while achieving the physique that he wants to have. Also, the way he hi-lights muscle mommies made me more confident when it comes to the extra gym time I’ve been prescribed for my back pain - traps are cool and ppl who don’t think so gotta go.
for sure. i feel like the only way i’m going to be able to stop and lose weight is if i’m locked in a room with a treadmill and a tiny slot in the door where a dietitian feeds me my meals. all of my friends are “Austins”, in that, they just don’t understand. like no, i can’t just stop. no you craving ice cream and me craving ice cream is so different. like you would get a normal size and i would get the biggest one and id probably finish before you. like i feel like food is/can definitely be an addiction
It is objectively ugly. That company has good talent and you can find some of the designs they passed on online.. they all looked so much better than this edgy, uninspired mess. And of course, Elon didn't care that most people in the company hated it.
Austin: Get a faucet with a sensor and temperature adjusting lever. That way the cat can turn on the water, it stops once the cat leaves, but you don't have to change the temperature under the sink every time you wash your hands.
This and/or move the automatic water fountain. Cats don't really like when their water is right next to their food or litter box. Some don't care but the default preference is for them to be separated
Exactly, I mean that thing is straight up impractical. Expensive repairs, half the range originally promised, same specs as ev trucks launched 2+ years ago. + Ugly🤮
Okay, as a biologist, I gotta clear up some of this Dinosaur talk. All birds are not just descendants of dinosaurs, they are theropod dinosaurs. Crocodiles and pterosaurs (like pterodactyl) are NOT Dinosaurs, they are Archosaurs, which is a group of reptiles that also includes the dinosaurs. Edit: also bringing back the mammoth may help with climate change. The mammoth steppe ecosystem actually helped cool the Earth, because the snow is compacted under the feet of the animals. This makes the ground colder, persevering permafrost, and the white snow reflects more sunlight back into space, providing further cooling.
Yep!! Afaik there isn’t an actual way to separate “avian” from “non-avian” dinosaurs without either including or excluding species that we would think would fall into the other category. (Also I’m not a biologist lol. Just know more random facts than I should XD)
The chapter notes have me weak. "Please just change the subject" and "I'm reporting hasan to HR" XD. Poor Marche and the hostile workplace environment he faces lmao.
the sad thing is that in the beginning they didn't even acknowledge the fact that QT has tragically died in a selfsucking accident, yet when a male host goes missing it always mentioned, women's problems never get paid the same amount of attention as man's do
Bringing back the wooly mamoth is an attempt to recreate a lost biome (the mamoth step) that is suposed to have a beneficial impact on regulating greenhouse gases, there is a very good informational video about bringing back the mamooth step
Wooly mammoths actually would help the environment up north! They have the potential to restore/create more of the ecosystem so many animals need (grass lands, helps cool the temp which helps keep it from melting further.. I suggest anyone look up the interesting reasons they talk about bringing them back
I had hope in Hasan to mention that Papi is literally the cute version of Papa which is WIDELY used in a absolutely non sexual connotation all over Europe (yes there are also other words for dad in European countries but Papa is fairy common so)
Austin! it's not that you don't stretch. It's the shape of your knees. I have the same problem. My knees bent backwards a little and that stops me from reaching my toes. The solution is to bend your knees a little so that your leg is mostly straight. That unlocks whatever is holding you back.
I show up to function in my full wooly suit.. tusks out the front like I’m forklift certified.. gatherin’ hunters on my back like Cro Magnon with his spears up as I avoid gettin fossilized.
Small kids call their dads "papi". In spanish we use diminutives on stuff to make them "cute" ex: Papi, carrito, casita, perrito. Grown woman/guys use "Papi" with a sexual intent like people use mommy/daddy in english, but small kids use mommy and daddy too, it doesn't mean it has a sexual intent
bringing back the Woolly Mammoth (an stuff like reintroducing the bison) actually has a real purpose. Atlas Pro has a good video on Megafaunas that goes into more detail.
The official crash test ratings for the Cybertruck aren't released yet by NHTSA so how would you know? All other Teslas have pretty much perfect safety ratings so I don't think it's much different with the Cybertruck.
@@tripnils7535 they just did the off-road tests and they've been disastrous, including massive damage to thr upper arm (which would in turn make the vehicle dangerous), along with other issues like traction or just even modern safety standards for crumple zones. It's a fucking mess and the data is out there (like I said, this week) a cursory check would have shown you that
@@littlegravitas9898I don't know what "data" you're talking about, most reviews say it's a great truck with fantastic handling lol. Only negative is the price and subjectively the looks. And no the official safety ratings aren't out yet, there's a couple video of crash tests of demo cars, that's it.
when qt isnt here it gets so gay it's incredible to witness. almost like a head on collision between two trains but they sword fight instead of actually colliding.
Gonna get real for a sec, Ive said it before but it cant be overstated how much i appreciate you guys. Started this pod a little over a year ago with the boys and its grown into something i wouldve never imagined and has changed my life. Thank you so much to everyone who watches and supports us here and on Patreon. Y’all literally let me do my dream job :’) Love you guys. New set next week.
Just had to ruin it with that bold-faced lie at the end
appreciate u guys for getting me through school. commenters, we all know the new set isn’t coming 😢
The new set bit is so funny, its so natural
surely new set next week...
The biggest lie told in 2023…. New set? Where????
I cant wait for Will and Qt to meet for the first time
it’s been 3 episodes 🤣 i’m dead
Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's gonna be beautiful and natural
This is such a "boys being boys" episode. Seriously, the conversations were talking about cars and trucks, sex talk (all be it gay sex talk) and it devolved into a conversation about dinosaurs and would your ride them. 😂
The episode in general has made me reconsider the intelligence of all three of them 😂
The term it albeit... actually nevermind the way you used it works
@@natehansell1997reminded me of Austin saying “taken for granite” 🥰 I was definitely an “all intensive purposes” person back in the day.
@@ramzikawa734QT holds their shared brain cell
Aye what’s manlier than fucking another man
QT would never talk about trucks within the first 2 mins of the podcast
Yeah with QT there the first minute Austin would be talking about cock or fucking 😂
The cooties are infecting the pod while she’s not here to drive them away with friendship bracelets and lemon bars :(
She would if taylor swift was driving it
only if Travis Kelce bought a truck
I was watching it and I literally said this would never happen if at was here, god I miss her
Picturing a small spanish child calling their father "Padre" like Austin did nearly gave me a hernia from laughing
Kids definitely say papi in Spanish speaking countries the same innocent way English speaking kids say daddy lol
@@blukins8not just kids. Most Spanish speakers call their parents papi and mami lol.
@gabe3134 well I'm Mexican, and some adults definitely do it here but it's generally looked as something a spoiled child would say, like if you're an adult saying that it's definitely off-putting
@@Gabe_Shiestydefinitely not most adults what are you talking about, kids yes but not adults
@@blukins8 eeee callese yo le digo mami a mi mami y laqueso
QT leaves for a second episode and the boys devolve into 2nd grade Dino talk. I love this podcast never change
Hearing Hasan talk about his relationship with food makes me feel less alone. I always feel so ashamed when I can’t control myself. I can’t imagine just being able to eat normally.
Yeah, I really admire how open he is with his unhealthy eating habits and the struggles he’s faced while achieving the physique that he wants to have.
Also, the way he hi-lights muscle mommies made me more confident when it comes to the extra gym time I’ve been prescribed for my back pain - traps are cool and ppl who don’t think so gotta go.
for sure. i feel like the only way i’m going to be able to stop and lose weight is if i’m locked in a room with a treadmill and a tiny slot in the door where a dietitian feeds me my meals.
all of my friends are “Austins”, in that, they just don’t understand. like no, i can’t just stop. no you craving ice cream and me craving ice cream is so different. like you would get a normal size and i would get the biggest one and id probably finish before you. like i feel like food is/can definitely be an addiction
yeah i had to stop myself from eating almost a kilo of pudding while watching the episode
The battle is real
Intuitive eating 🥰
“The ego of a man and the depth perception of a twink” got me rolling lol
They are so funny damn
True hoetry
“no kaya that’s QT” when she tried to get the plush was absolutely adorable
The "Austin tries to larp as s fat kid" portion of the video absolutely had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
as someone whose been fat my whole life, it kills every time. hilarious.
The "Do you not understand how analogies work!?" was one of my favourites
Rest In Power QT, Taken by a self-munch injury
Forever in our hearts.
Aimen should make a t-shirt.
Just hope ludwig can find some peace after this tragic loss
Carpet burned to death
Will Neff has never had a bad take ever, but saying the Cybertruck is not ugly has got to be the worst take of all time
His music takes are the only bad takes he usually has. This one was out of left field tho
@@pippylongsausage1275what's wrong about his music takes?
@@TheJinjo75 I love Will's music takes normally, but "Chollima on the Wing" is a banger he should really give a full chance to.
It is objectively ugly. That company has good talent and you can find some of the designs they passed on online.. they all looked so much better than this edgy, uninspired mess. And of course, Elon didn't care that most people in the company hated it.
@@a_deal Yeah his music takes are solid
The himbo energy in this episode is off the charts
I love the way Austin lets us know about the most normal information like it’s a hidden secret
It's been 2 episodes and I miss qt so much. 😢
Gone too soon );
Rip in peace to the queen
It kinda sad theyre still doing the pod like nothing happened to her
@@PhoenixPlayer404did something happen
I’m confused
QT is actually building the new set herself, thats why she's been absent
Austin thinking dinosaurs would somehow immediately evolve if left out in Wisconsin is the funniest thing ever
one episode without QT and the boys are reduced to debating which dinosaur is the coolest 😭
Austin's selfish top power is so strong. His body has morphed, so it's impossible for him to bend over for any man!
They have to put him over a post or something. Bottoming and be done!!!
Austin: Get a faucet with a sensor and temperature adjusting lever. That way the cat can turn on the water, it stops once the cat leaves, but you don't have to change the temperature under the sink every time you wash your hands.
This and/or move the automatic water fountain. Cats don't really like when their water is right next to their food or litter box. Some don't care but the default preference is for them to be separated
what if the cat changes the temperature and gets boiled alive
@@A2Z83 What if the cat puts its mouth over the faucet and fills up like a water balloon and bounces away?
Will actually unironically liking the Cybertuck is actually insane, I feel like I’m in the Twilight zone
really loving the new set
I work at a natural history museum and the amount of dinosaur misinformation is so funny lmao 😂
Anklyosaurus was my favorite as a kid so the mispronunciation was killing me lol
glad you found it funny, I was bashing my head to the wall :D
@@camillafontana915 ok I didn't want to come off as a dinosaur kid but lowkey same lmfao
For me it was painful because I’m a huge dinosaur nerd 😭
@Pringles2198 you work at a natural history museum. You're no dinosaur kid, you're a Dino adult. Keep following your dreams. I wish I did.
The new set is so similar to the old one minus the teddy bear sitting in for QT
The boys episode quickly becoming about Trucks and Dinosaurs is so funny.
Austin is an old man at heart. There’s just no way he can continue to deny it.
missing qt mostly because i love how her reactions whenever austin says literally anything lol
“The ego of a man and the depth perception of a twink” should be on the next batch of merch
You should have Will more often, he is an amazing guest.
i love when Will guest stars
Hasan's inner fat kid is so relatable, I'm almost always picking the cheesecake
You guys could've had Marche as your 'guest.' You should do that for a future ep 🔮
I love that! Get him a mic already!
he doesnt give off like he likes being on camera. even on other peoples streams that hes shown up on
Wow QT looks jacked today
I thought Hasan was the one with the small head though.
They keep bringing Will back like John Snow, bless his soul.
New set looks amazing!
Hasan & Austin arguing while Will is dying of laughter, a Fear& classic.
When mommy QT isn';t here the show always goes of the rails immediately, I love it
Bro…
The cybertruck take might be Will’s worst take
He likes brutalism so it makes sense
so real. u have to be a moron to like that truck icl
Exactly, I mean that thing is straight up impractical. Expensive repairs, half the range originally promised, same specs as ev trucks launched 2+ years ago.
+ Ugly🤮
it looks like an extra vacuum attachment for those hard to reach spots.
I mean have you heard his one piece takes?
Austin trying to get Hasan to do the bend and snap ☠️
Okay, as a biologist, I gotta clear up some of this Dinosaur talk.
All birds are not just descendants of dinosaurs, they are theropod dinosaurs.
Crocodiles and pterosaurs (like pterodactyl) are NOT Dinosaurs, they are Archosaurs, which is a group of reptiles that also includes the dinosaurs.
Edit: also bringing back the mammoth may help with climate change. The mammoth steppe ecosystem actually helped cool the Earth, because the snow is compacted under the feet of the animals. This makes the ground colder, persevering permafrost, and the white snow reflects more sunlight back into space, providing further cooling.
Yep!! Afaik there isn’t an actual way to separate “avian” from “non-avian” dinosaurs without either including or excluding species that we would think would fall into the other category. (Also I’m not a biologist lol. Just know more random facts than I should XD)
They need to pin your comment (and also there is another one down like you there as well)
“I want to hire someone to just come over and stretch me out everyday”
Austin finally beating the selfish top allegations I guess 😅
13:00
As someone who also struggles with his relationship with food when it comes to binge eating, Austin was INFURIATING 😂
glad to have my fathers back with me
or Papis, as Austin would say
@@tink6225you mean padres
That double take at 53:26 was honestly the best "wtf did you say " moment
The chapter notes have me weak. "Please just change the subject" and "I'm reporting hasan to HR" XD. Poor Marche and the hostile workplace environment he faces lmao.
Will actually liking the cybertruck has made me question his taste in everything
that spotify wrapped is exactly what i expected from austin. had me cracking up. my abs hurt from laughing
Austin has lived 1 million lives 😭 not one normal experience
Will calling Austin the George Santos of Twitch had me absolutely dyeing of laughter! 🤣🤣
I think thats gotta be Austin's new title now
Austin’s spotify wrapped…he’s not beating the straight and old allegations 😭😭
the sad thing is that in the beginning they didn't even acknowledge the fact that QT has tragically died in a selfsucking accident, yet when a male host goes missing it always mentioned, women's problems never get paid the same amount of attention as man's do
and the first things they talk about are sneakers and cars, how fucking hilarious
austin’s playlist is giving closeted mobster & I can’t help but love him
austin show is the gift that keeps on giving
12:25 Finally!! I didn't think there was anyone else who couldn't touch their toes to this extent. You're not alone Austin.
Man the new set looks so realistic, looks just like the previous one!
These self sucking accidents are taking so much of our favorite creators... RIP QT!!!!!!
Austin making up a whole story about his kids making him a bracelet to cover for it being sexual is so very austinshow
Will pushing Austin’s head down is everything
Bringing back the wooly mamoth is an attempt to recreate a lost biome (the mamoth step) that is suposed to have a beneficial impact on regulating greenhouse gases, there is a very good informational video about bringing back the mamooth step
ruclips.net/video/RXAirenteRA/видео.htmlsi=e1oMLXhIRYHbQk28
this was such a boys lockeroom episode lmao
rip qt
gone but forgotten :'(
whoever names the segments in the scrub bar, bless you and your work!
That Peppino moment was amazing 😂
love the new podcast studio, its a perfect replica!
16:14 George Santos? Austin is the George Costanza of Twitch 😂
a fear& podcast without QT is like an angel without their wings
More like an angel that gained their wings.
"No Kaya that's QT"
49:25 who's gonna tell Austin that Peppino Gagliardi died in August...
Idea for an episode, buy Hasan or Will's ultimate binge banquet. Then proceed to force Austin to eat it in it's entirety over the episode.
You’ll just end up torturing will and hasan
The chapter titles this episode are insane, nice one marche
I still blame Austin for no new set.
Chollima on the wing goes crazy, I’m actually adding that to the playlist
I think the new set will be used on the first episode of 2024. Which is unfortunate as I will have suckumbed to self sucking by then 🎉
Wooly mammoths actually would help the environment up north! They have the potential to restore/create more of the ecosystem so many animals need (grass lands, helps cool the temp which helps keep it from melting further..
I suggest anyone look up the interesting reasons they talk about bringing them back
I had hope in Hasan to mention that Papi is literally the cute version of Papa which is WIDELY used in a absolutely non sexual connotation all over Europe (yes there are also other words for dad in European countries but Papa is fairy common so)
And in Latin America like papi is fine 😭
Austin! it's not that you don't stretch. It's the shape of your knees. I have the same problem. My knees bent backwards a little and that stops me from reaching my toes. The solution is to bend your knees a little so that your leg is mostly straight. That unlocks whatever is holding you back.
this episode is a blessing
I show up to function in my full wooly suit.. tusks out the front like I’m forklift certified.. gatherin’ hunters on my back like Cro Magnon with his spears up as I avoid gettin fossilized.
A minute and a half in, it's already a mess, and I love it 😂
Been waiting for someone to go in on Austin’s Spotify wrapped outside of Twitter
QT is so real this ep love her
Best QT episode fr
Small kids call their dads "papi". In spanish we use diminutives on stuff to make them "cute" ex: Papi, carrito, casita, perrito.
Grown woman/guys use "Papi" with a sexual intent like people use mommy/daddy in english, but small kids use mommy and daddy too, it doesn't mean it has a sexual intent
Austin is the truest top, he can't even bend over 😂
this episode made me appreciate qt’s presence so much more 😭😭😭
I can relate to Hasan's frustration 😭🤣. I relate so much to the lack of self control around sweets.
bringing back the Woolly Mammoth (an stuff like reintroducing the bison) actually has a real purpose. Atlas Pro has a good video on Megafaunas that goes into more detail.
Return of the king of late night, let's gooooo ❤
Will's cybertruck take might be sus but he immediately recovered in my eyes by referencing Deja Vu
Good to see Will back but I MISS QT!
What a fucked up comment lmao
A new set AND stavros? Can’t wait!!!
Its hillarious thr cybertruck convo they are having, when literally yesterday the safety reports came out and its just a straight up death trap.
The official crash test ratings for the Cybertruck aren't released yet by NHTSA so how would you know? All other Teslas have pretty much perfect safety ratings so I don't think it's much different with the Cybertruck.
@@tripnils7535 they just did the off-road tests and they've been disastrous, including massive damage to thr upper arm (which would in turn make the vehicle dangerous), along with other issues like traction or just even modern safety standards for crumple zones. It's a fucking mess and the data is out there (like I said, this week) a cursory check would have shown you that
@@littlegravitas9898I don't know what "data" you're talking about, most reviews say it's a great truck with fantastic handling lol. Only negative is the price and subjectively the looks. And no the official safety ratings aren't out yet, there's a couple video of crash tests of demo cars, that's it.
Roy Davis Jr "Gabriel" is a highlight from the Daft Punk Essential Mix 1997. Likely where Will heard it first.
Will Neff loving the cybertruck is a big ick for me
the chapter name when they’re talking about the rollercoaster podcast got me violently exhaling air out of my nose
Another episode without QT and they’re talking about trucks… praying for her quick recovery from her self sucking incident
austin sweetie i for one loved your wrapped ! shdgdhdh the way will and hasan deliberately gang up on him 😭😹😹
when qt isnt here it gets so gay it's incredible to witness. almost like a head on collision between two trains but they sword fight instead of actually colliding.
If u have not noticed yet they were alr gay when QT even there
The QT Bear makes me giggle each time during the episode with that small ahh head, thank you for still giving QT Bear a mic
That Cybertruck take was a rare WillNeff L
Idk why this episode was so good! It went by so fast too
Yoooo rare Will Neff appearance, it’s a good Monday boys 🤠🫶🏼
(Also rare WillNeff L on that Cybertruck take)