The Patron Saint of the Internet

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @BaniLogrono
    @BaniLogrono 3 года назад +2587

    problem? there’s a patron saint for that

  • @ZephLodwick
    @ZephLodwick 3 года назад +3392

    I pray through Saint Isadore that the Algorithm shall bless this video with many views.

  • @duellinks3592
    @duellinks3592 3 года назад +3680

    Rule 35: If it exists, there is a patron saint of it.

    • @notjaller
      @notjaller 3 года назад +79

      Bruh I approve of this

    • @daoceanman7300
      @daoceanman7300 3 года назад +96

      Patron saint of Pokémon?

    • @OLIV3R_YT
      @OLIV3R_YT 3 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674
      @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674 3 года назад +113

      Rule 35: If there is not a patron saint of it, there will be a patron saint of it.

    • @PHiLLy2c
      @PHiLLy2c 3 года назад +14

      @@daoceanman7300 i hope there is one i pray he makes pokemon legends a great game

  • @franciscol3510
    @franciscol3510 3 года назад +1520

    STEP ONE: Start codding
    STEP TWO: Fuck up the code
    STEP THREE: Pray for Carlo's help
    STEP FOUR: The code works
    STEP FIVE: Carlo becomes Saint of Codding and The Internet

    • @kujojotarostandoceanman2641
      @kujojotarostandoceanman2641 3 года назад +120

      Step 6: the internet Patron Saint incident

    • @fnamelname9077
      @fnamelname9077 3 года назад +97

      Unless you miss a semicolon - then it's time to bring in the Isadore guns.

    • @heromedley
      @heromedley 3 года назад +88

      the fuck is codding. is it the process of catching cod.

    • @EricManzane
      @EricManzane 3 года назад +9

      Say a little pary before openning R Studio

    • @EricManzane
      @EricManzane 3 года назад +21

      @@heromedley this comment is golding

  • @chiot888
    @chiot888 3 года назад +1537

    So you’re telling me there was a saint that could literally FLY, but he’s venerated for.. school tests...? Talk about wasted potential

    • @walotheman1
      @walotheman1 3 года назад +311

      I guess he's flying around making sure no one is cheating or something.

    • @GillfigGarstang
      @GillfigGarstang 3 года назад +285

      School tests and wasted potential go hand in hand.

    • @gabrielrosales4071
      @gabrielrosales4071 3 года назад +108

      He's also patron saint of aviators

    • @carlosdiaz4511
      @carlosdiaz4511 3 года назад +66

      he's also the patron saint of superheroes

    • @kevinselfimprovement
      @kevinselfimprovement 3 года назад +13

      Yes their is a saint for that

  • @NightmareSein
    @NightmareSein 3 года назад +947

    This kid deserves this. His love and devotion to God, the church, and knowledge should be enough for him to achieve sainthood

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад +61

      Well, it indeed is enough to achieve sainthood. "There's a many saints that only God knows the name of".

    • @CosmiaNebula
      @CosmiaNebula 2 года назад +6

      you forgot about the 2 miracles requirement

    • @fulgurobaboon1321
      @fulgurobaboon1321 2 года назад +4

      Well, the video stated that it isn't enough, actually. So let's all pray Isidore, for he let us know about this blessed child

    • @sablethompson1212
      @sablethompson1212 2 года назад +2

      Exactly! It would be wonderful. It's nice knowing this kid who helped his community out so much is already celebrated though

    • @gabrielowenjukardi4284
      @gabrielowenjukardi4284 5 месяцев назад +1

      He become a saint a week ago!

  • @ElNietoPR
    @ElNietoPR 3 года назад +1455

    Also, maybe if I pray to Carlo Acutis, I’ll find less hackers in Warzone....

    • @GoldTegu
      @GoldTegu 3 года назад +139

      That would be a miracle worth being canonized

    • @laksh_ayy
      @laksh_ayy 3 года назад +38

      I will convert to christianity if Carlos could do that tbh. And if he does they better replace jesus with Carlos

    • @hitmanekoyslnp8572
      @hitmanekoyslnp8572 3 года назад +2

      @@GoldTegu If ever

    • @TetraResinstone
      @TetraResinstone 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @hayro252
      @hayro252 3 года назад +1

      >666 likes
      wew

  • @rogercheetoofficial
    @rogercheetoofficial 3 года назад +397

    I still like to think saint Isadore would be proud of the fact that his quest to compile all knowledge would be something that would still be upheld even beyond his lifetime

    • @syntheticteapot
      @syntheticteapot 2 года назад +19

      Same. His intense curiosity is what drove me to researching him and almost choosing him when I did my confirmation

  • @strawberryowl962
    @strawberryowl962 3 года назад +643

    This video reads less like a video about St. Isadore and more like a campaign for Blessed Carlo's sainthood. Which as I wholeheartedly approve since he seems like a good kid.

    • @thenoltzone498
      @thenoltzone498 3 года назад +76

      Sounds like he was a great kid. Hell, I'm not even Christian and I'm rooting for his canonization. He deserves it!

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 3 года назад +17

      He led a really damn good life in that pretty much all of it was made to help others. I think Blessed Carlo would make a great saint.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 года назад +1

      @@thenoltzone498 He doesn't profit from his canonization. The only ones profiting are the Catholic faith and superstition in general.

    • @thenoltzone498
      @thenoltzone498 2 года назад +12

      @@MrCmon113 Oh wow you even got the 2009 epic scientist cat pfp. How cute. I gather you're one of those *incredibly original* people that replace having a personality with "science" and "facts" and "logic". Don't you people have like, places to gather where you can be a nuisance to each other or is it some sort of moral imperative to go around and ruining the fun of regular people? Genuinely curious here.

    • @turtleboy1188
      @turtleboy1188 Год назад +1

      @@MrCmon113 so he should be canonized

  • @vltraviolence7640
    @vltraviolence7640 3 года назад +390

    First saint wearing addidas
    Addidas: God's chosen footwear

    • @redcrown5070
      @redcrown5070 3 года назад +31

      Basically all the russians you meet on CSGO are blessed

    • @JohannaNazareen1225
      @JohannaNazareen1225 3 года назад +12

      If that isnt a good comercial then I dont know what is

    • @blumelein6332
      @blumelein6332 3 года назад +15

      Mortal enemy of the goddess Nike

    • @unclepecos3512
      @unclepecos3512 2 года назад +1

      He must have changed his mind at some point because Carlo is wearing Nike shoes in his tomb, where he is on display for public viewing.

  • @KikomochiMendoza
    @KikomochiMendoza 3 года назад +364

    Carlo Acutis seems like they are going to be the first saint to have worn gym shoes.

  • @TheMarlz2
    @TheMarlz2 3 года назад +809

    It should be noted that aiming to become a Saint is in itself a way to ensure you don’t achieve sainthood.
    You must be a ‘good person’, not a ‘person whos only good because of the rewards they think they are entitled to’.

    • @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359
      @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359 3 года назад +127

      Someone aiming to be *recognized* as a saint in this world is struggling with the sin of pride. All Christians should seek to spend eternity with God, which is really what sainthood means, but the issue comes when you want to be glorified on earth for your good deeds. Many such cases!

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 года назад +3

      You're like 16.

    • @mobiusbelts3607
      @mobiusbelts3607 3 года назад +6

      I used to watch The Good Place too.

    • @duckinaswing
      @duckinaswing 3 года назад +9

      isnt this why there were ppl who doent like mother teresa?? or was it just ppl being mad in general

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 3 года назад +6

      Like people that do "good" just to go to heaven but feel horrible while helping someone (I wonder how could someone like this be accepted with the real good people in heaven, it couldn't work)

  • @criticallyendangeredmahiru5699
    @criticallyendangeredmahiru5699 3 года назад +247

    I like the “oogh” sound added while introducing St. Sebastian

  • @nBasedAce
    @nBasedAce 3 года назад +186

    I was raised Catholic so I was told whenever I lost something to pray to Saint Anthony. I didn't know that he was considered obscure. Everyone I knew said to pray to him to find stuff.

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 года назад +34

      I remember there was this cute little prayer for him. Something like
      “Tony Tony here my sound
      Something’s lost. Make it found.”

    • @sampaxton8566
      @sampaxton8566 3 года назад

      he has a church in nc

    • @belot217
      @belot217 3 года назад

      He also got a classic trippy novel written about him in the 1800s, The Temptation of St. Anthony by Flaubert.

    • @Somethingsomethinggay
      @Somethingsomethinggay 3 года назад +7

      Yeah... my mother literally invoke him every time she loses something.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 2 года назад

      I was even partially named after the Saint lol

  • @crusaderkaiser2000
    @crusaderkaiser2000 3 года назад +1073

    I kinda hope the kid becomes a saint. While he probably doesn't care, the kid had a big heart, it would be nice to see his name immortalized in my religion.

    • @nedkelly5866
      @nedkelly5866 3 года назад +78

      If he is in heaven, he already is a saint.
      If he gets canonised on Earth it will make no difference.

    • @TheMarlz2
      @TheMarlz2 3 года назад +5

      He might, but he also might not. Pope Francis is a satanist, so anything he says has no value. The upper echelons of the religion are tainted as well.

    • @WeinerMan-ft9zo
      @WeinerMan-ft9zo 3 года назад +28

      Proof?

    • @WeinerMan-ft9zo
      @WeinerMan-ft9zo 3 года назад +31

      By that I mean the pope is a satanist

    • @johnlastname8752
      @johnlastname8752 3 года назад +6

      @@TheMarlz2 big if true.

  • @joemichigan4945
    @joemichigan4945 3 года назад +133

    "You have one hour to finish your exam... also I can fly" -St. Joseph of Cupertino (possibly)

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад +16

      "Yo i almost downed an American bomber by giving it's crew a heart attack lmao"
      Padre Pio of Pietrelcina, probably

  • @itsyaboiatlaz
    @itsyaboiatlaz 3 года назад +378

    The patron saint of Pandemics...
    *Distant Oof*

    • @venmis137
      @venmis137 3 года назад +12

      Why, Sebastian, why

    • @edricorino4739
      @edricorino4739 3 года назад +37

      Yes he’s the patron saint of pandemics, to clarify he’s a protector from plague and patron of plague victims
      But he’s also the Patron Saint of archers, athletes, and those who desire a saintly death
      His story goes:
      A military officer serving in the infamous Praetorian Guard, Saint Sebastian was horrified by the acts committed against early Christians. He secretly converted to the faith and aided the persecuted wherever he could. When his boss, the Roman Emperor Diocletian, found out he was livid and sentenced his bodyguard to death. He was shot until “he was full of arrows like an urchin”; however he miraculously survived and was nursed to full health by St Irene of Rome. St Sebastian confronted Diocletian and basically gave him a verbal Roman middle finger for his crimes against Christianity. He was then subsequently beaten to death on the spot.

    • @BasedPureblood
      @BasedPureblood 3 года назад +1

      Wow you're so funny. I fucking laughed ahahaha 😐

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 3 года назад

      @@BasedPureblood che?

    • @iBullyDemons
      @iBullyDemons 3 года назад +1

      You really think covid is anywhere in the same league as the plague? Or even smallpox or the Spanish flu?

  • @Link-ti7fe
    @Link-ti7fe 3 года назад +263

    Ugly and coffee addiction? Patron saint
    School exam? Patron saint
    Overslept? Patron saint
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @saa7430
    @saa7430 3 года назад +155

    Saint Isidore could be the patron saint of Wikipedia

    • @fnamelname9077
      @fnamelname9077 3 года назад +12

      If he drove all the bullshit out it, it would find on a floppy disk.

  • @KnowHistory
    @KnowHistory 6 месяцев назад +12

    Well, Carlo just became officially a saint! Our internet is now forever safe!

  • @misterseba0150
    @misterseba0150 3 года назад +419

    Even though I'm an atheist, I hope that kid makes it to be a sanit

    • @phithegamer5787
      @phithegamer5787 3 года назад +9

      Stop being atheist then 😑

    • @misterseba0150
      @misterseba0150 3 года назад +51

      @@phithegamer5787 Nah, religion doesn't compute with me, theology tho is cool, like comic books and movies are cool, but nothing more, religion is obsolete in the age of humans

    • @armedwithwings3953
      @armedwithwings3953 3 года назад +5

      @@misterseba0150 theoisim is the dumbest thing your basing your entire faith and lifestyle around hating other people
      Edit: typo

    • @misterseba0150
      @misterseba0150 3 года назад +27

      @@armedwithwings3953 theology and theism are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS

    • @999mi999
      @999mi999 3 года назад +15

      @@misterseba0150 Every single creature that reached a level of intelligence displays nonsensical, esoteric behaviors and practices. Elephants burry and mourn their dead, as do apes, elephants going as far as to tend to the grave of the deceased. Scientifically speaking, that's just a lifeless corpse, taking care of it doesn't help your survival in any way, it's a nonsensical behavior. Apes have been observed to build "shrines" and perform all kinds of abnormal, "religious" rituals. The same story with dolphins. So if intelligence is directly correlated with a deep esoteric understanding of the word, why should we reject it? Especially when every single lesser creature seems to view the world in a purely materialistic way. To reject this part of us is to reject being human, to reject being part of an intelligent species.

  • @ItamiBukoto
    @ItamiBukoto 3 года назад +82

    I've got an little prayer card of Saint Isidore of Seville and it has that prayer on the back of it. I never thought I'd see that prayer show up anywhere else. I think I've got it tucked away with some old collection of CD's.

    • @d.esanchez3351
      @d.esanchez3351 3 года назад +10

      Now you know what to do when the WiFi fails or you're in an intense match of Wiki racing

  • @LobsterPuncher
    @LobsterPuncher 3 года назад +99

    I've strived my whole life to be a righteous man. One day I hope to become the patron saint of lost HDMI cables. When you find that HDMI cable in your closet that goes to that one TV in the basement, you'll know I was looking out for you.

  • @IamPang
    @IamPang 3 года назад +72

    I legit thought there’s going to be a VPN sponsorship for this video

  • @ElNietoPR
    @ElNietoPR 3 года назад +196

    How is St. Sebastian not the Patron Saint of chest and abs?!

    • @SGT_Canicide
      @SGT_Canicide 3 года назад +62

      He is the saint of athletes

    • @santi2683
      @santi2683 3 года назад +14

      @@SGT_Canicide yeah that's close enough

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 года назад +13

      People in Renaissance paintings and sculptures always look toned, it's the style of that era.

    • @gabrieldelfronton2584
      @gabrieldelfronton2584 3 года назад +4

      I mean, he's regarded as the patron saint of gay men🤷

    • @shteatinggrin
      @shteatinggrin 3 года назад +9

      @@gabrieldelfronton2584 By who? The idea of a gay saint is an oxymoron

  • @catman3893
    @catman3893 3 года назад +85

    “Patron saint of the internet” my first thought was the guy who created templeOS

    • @Zephyrus0
      @Zephyrus0 3 года назад +11

      RIP Terry

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 3 года назад +4

      He can also be the patron saint of schizophrenia and racial slurs

    • @catman3893
      @catman3893 2 года назад

      @Tuscan417 oh for sure he was def not a saint. I guess the religious thing he had going on kinda made me think of him when hearing the phrase lol

    • @milkgrapes6420
      @milkgrapes6420 Год назад

      Absolute legend

  • @NP23335
    @NP23335 3 года назад +157

    Another upload? He’s back for good!

    • @wlochu93
      @wlochu93 3 года назад +2

      Was surprised too

  • @lobeliaowl2482
    @lobeliaowl2482 3 года назад +40

    I really thought this was about to be an ad for a VPN

  • @ryan.1990
    @ryan.1990 3 года назад +12

    Saints are our spiritual brothers and sisters watching out for us from on high. We don't pray to them, we ask them to pray for us.
    Blessed St. Carlo, pray for us +

  • @syrusangi8743
    @syrusangi8743 3 года назад +36

    I heard about Carlos n I think he would be an awesome candidate for saint of the internet. He was a child of our time n has directly worked on the internet for chritianic practices n services, so it'll definitely make sense.

  • @L3onking
    @L3onking 3 года назад +58

    I think Saint Isidore of Séville would far better suit the title, "Patron saint of Archives" since his additions to the language are quite helpful

  • @kaloyanradkov8962
    @kaloyanradkov8962 3 года назад +83

    All Hail RNJesus Patron Saint of all Wargaming games

    • @TheMohawkNinja
      @TheMohawkNinja 3 года назад +12

      May thy rolls be high and thine enemies be low.

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 3 года назад +2

      Saint 玩家 玩家

  • @eammonful
    @eammonful 3 года назад +54

    There is a play station 2 controler in a Catherdral somewhere because it is a 2nd classs relic associated with Carlo Acutis. Also you should probably draw a distinction between someone who is a saint, i.e. someone in heaven and a Saint (capitilalized) someone who is cannonized

    • @MemesToa
      @MemesToa 3 года назад +2

      I feel like the “Servant of God” step would be sufficient to prove one’s soul worthy of not being in Hell, with “Heroic Virtue” then being a VIP pass into Heaven.
      Beatification and Sainthood then go on to show whether or not one can represent living humans in Heaven.

  • @thegatek33p3r3
    @thegatek33p3r3 3 года назад +11

    Sir, you may not be religious; but you show respect and understanding. Keep up the good work.

  • @SentinelPrime675
    @SentinelPrime675 5 месяцев назад +3

    Carlo got it!! They are teaching the kids in my church about him in VBS!!

  • @izthistle6196
    @izthistle6196 3 года назад +16

    Carlos and Saint Isidore chilling in heaven and scrolling through Wikipedia together

  • @unwantedmacguffin5611
    @unwantedmacguffin5611 3 года назад +18

    My grandmother, who is a devout cathloic, would always say this little rhyme whenever she lost something, "St. Anthony, St. Anthony, please come around, something is lost and must be found." Supposedly St. Anthony would hear your pray and lead you to what you were looking for.

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf 2 года назад +1

      My aunty said that prayer a lot too

    • @georgemurdock7670
      @georgemurdock7670 2 года назад

      Pretty sure thats a summoning and not a prayer. Prayers are to god, summons are to shifty creatures you pay something to follow your bidding, in your grandmas case to find something.

  • @Violentgent
    @Violentgent 3 года назад +320

    You should do a video on the saint "Jesus Malverde" he's the saint that all the cartel people pray to in mexico. They also pray to " la santa muerte" or in English it's "saint death" that would be another interesting topic

    • @ulysses1353
      @ulysses1353 3 года назад +39

      I thought santa muerte was deemed heretical by the Catholic church

    • @diegoarmando4869
      @diegoarmando4869 3 года назад +46

      @@ulysses1353 it is heretical by te catholic church. The saint title was given by the people.

    • @MaQuGo119
      @MaQuGo119 3 года назад +3

      Fuck no

    • @illdowhateveryouwant.thenp4865
      @illdowhateveryouwant.thenp4865 3 года назад +13

      @@MaQuGo119 quite constructive lad.

    • @julioaguila6285
      @julioaguila6285 3 года назад +50

      Neither of those are considered actual saints by the catholic church. Malverde is a folk hero. And the way I understand Santa Muerte is that she is a folk god of death that evolved from an Aztec god. Still interesting though.

  • @Kompaniemeister2791
    @Kompaniemeister2791 3 года назад +77

    hochelaga: "Noone can become a Saint in their lifetime."
    Saint Celestine, The living Saint: "I beg your pardon?!"

  • @VincenzoRutiglianoDiaz
    @VincenzoRutiglianoDiaz 3 года назад +12

    SANCTUS ISIDORIUS ORA PRONOBIS
    Hebrews 12:1
    Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us,

  • @natalieshark
    @natalieshark 3 года назад +11

    It’s so weird to see one of those statues with modern clothing.

  • @Hughjazz___702
    @Hughjazz___702 2 года назад +23

    That little subtle “oof” when you mentioned the saint of pandemics had me cracking up 😂

  • @gustajuy5983
    @gustajuy5983 3 года назад +35

    No mention of Terry A Davis?
    Blessed be, the holy C.

    • @teris6827
      @teris6827 3 года назад +6

      Terry should be canonized

    • @hayro252
      @hayro252 3 года назад +5

      May he hunt Glowies from the heavens.

  • @oumarcoulibaly4669
    @oumarcoulibaly4669 3 года назад +12

    Saint Isadore blessed me with this video in my recommendations.

  • @sleepingchaser
    @sleepingchaser 3 года назад +9

    I actually used to say that exact prayer sometimes when I was still Catholic! There’s tons of really cool saint trivia out there! I would definitely love more videos like this talking about them! :D

  • @randomthings9393
    @randomthings9393 3 года назад +241

    "We can make a religion out of this"

    • @dankpepe2110
      @dankpepe2110 3 года назад +12

      No don't.

    • @mrnawaf89
      @mrnawaf89 3 года назад +12

      "no, don't"

    • @user-tc5ue1si1y
      @user-tc5ue1si1y 3 года назад +6

      I can’t believe 4 yeas have passed with this meme 😭😭😭

    • @rentertainment2769
      @rentertainment2769 3 года назад +7

      I heard the Bill Wurtz video with just this comment

    • @mrnawaf89
      @mrnawaf89 3 года назад +8

      "But at least there is beaver"

  • @wkgoh4975
    @wkgoh4975 3 года назад +45

    hochelaga is my Patron Saint for the start of a good day

  • @criticallyendangeredmahiru5699
    @criticallyendangeredmahiru5699 3 года назад +41

    So can we make Trivago the Patron Saint of Hotels?

    • @nau6at431
      @nau6at431 3 года назад

      But what about St. Martha?

  • @jadz1a
    @jadz1a 3 года назад +117

    If you guys are interested in a weird saint story, here’s the story of Saint Agatha of Sicily. It’s WILD:
    She was a 15 year old girl of noble status in Italy, and a man named Quintianus was interested in her. He often made advanced towards her, and asked for her hand in marriage. Agatha, however, wanted to dedicate her life to God. He was so angry that he reported her to the authorities for being a Christian. Quintianus at that point expected her to give in to his demands in exchange for her freedom, but she didn’t. With his power as governor of his district, he sent her off to be publicly tortured. She had her breasts ripped off her body with an oddly specific tool called “the breast ripper,” and was also whipped and burned with torches. She was supposed to be burned at the stake, but because of an earthquake, it never happened. Saint Peter came along to tend to Agatha’s wounds afterwards, but she soon died in her cell shortly after.

    • @DontreadPimpBoy
      @DontreadPimpBoy 3 года назад +9

      Damn

    • @scring713
      @scring713 3 года назад +25

      The Breast Ripper was my nickname in high school

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 года назад +23

      So far that sounds like a usual saint story.

    • @archravenineteenseventeen
      @archravenineteenseventeen 2 года назад +4

      @@MrCmon113 it's about sacrifice for your faith that will make you a saint.

    • @NOOBCRASTINATOR69
      @NOOBCRASTINATOR69 2 года назад +3

      @@archravenineteenseventeen but if god can watch through us...why does he NEED sacrifice??...why can't he see the pure love n dedication??

  • @asdrubaelvect8038
    @asdrubaelvect8038 3 года назад +9

    FYI Joseph of Cupertino is depicted as floating/flying because he is an educator. Please believe me when I say that you are not the first person to try to cheat on a school test. that was his way of always appearing over shoulders to make sure there was no cheat sheets.

  • @amaravazquez8591
    @amaravazquez8591 3 года назад +35

    It's kind of jarring to see a saint in a polo shirt and jeans (9:38 for reference) since we are so used to them in Byzantine/Medieval clergy clothes.
    Even though Carlos died almost a decade ago, he's an example of the Catholic faith's future.

  • @cornzzn
    @cornzzn 3 года назад +36

    this man really out here singlehandedly restoring people's faith or rather making people interested in funky religious things ✋😭

  • @newmono7341
    @newmono7341 3 года назад +56

    1:13 Snakes is most likely a metaphor for pagans 🐍

  • @Eggy_The_Egg
    @Eggy_The_Egg 3 года назад +14

    Imagine how proud Carlos' parents are

  • @swiftdoitagain
    @swiftdoitagain 6 месяцев назад +5

    He was attributed with his second miracle today!

  • @JustZeOne
    @JustZeOne 3 года назад +154

    god is so diverse that it can even reach millennials.
    nice

  • @emperorpalpatine458
    @emperorpalpatine458 3 года назад +8

    I'm a tradcat here in the Philippines, and yes there are some saints that I laugh for their designated patron. The Catholic Church is diverse thus making it universal. Have a fun learning of our Church! May God bless you!

  • @honestvillain1141
    @honestvillain1141 3 года назад +23

    Perhaps Isadore could be the patron of encyclopedias? Or libraries?

    • @vulthuryol8051
      @vulthuryol8051 3 года назад +7

      I think Wikipedia would suit him like a glove

  • @mikedunhim388
    @mikedunhim388 3 года назад +3

    this is actually one of my new favorite channels

  • @Giolsterx
    @Giolsterx 3 года назад +4

    Informative and impartial. I love how he both explained both perspectives of Catholics and Protestants. Keep it up.

  • @IntrepidIanRinon
    @IntrepidIanRinon 3 года назад +14

    St. Isidore of Seville and Bl. Carlo Acutis, we need your help right now.
    2024 EDIT: The Vatican is now declaring Carlo Acutis as a full-fledged saint!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 3 года назад +55

    *Dr. Stone* - Patron Saint of Certainty
    (10 Billion Percent Certain to be exact)

    • @the11382
      @the11382 3 года назад +1

      There is a patron saint of gravel.

  • @Norgust
    @Norgust 3 года назад +14

    Saint Isadore has a slight advantage with his beautiful beard though.

  • @castlewhite1577
    @castlewhite1577 3 года назад +42

    Damn imagine that most people here are older than Carlos and he gets to be a saint, what we doing in our life lol

    • @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359
      @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359 3 года назад +23

      He has been beatified because he loved Christ with all his heart and acted according to that during his lifetime. You don’t “get to be a saint”, being a saint is a conscious decision that one makes every day-a very difficult decision at that. The decision to love God fully, to maintain a contrite heart for your grievances against Him, and to treat all others as if they were made in the Image of God (because they were). None of us are made saints of our own volition, it is only through God’s eternal grace and mercy that we may ever hope to achieve that lofty goal of sainthood. Not for our own glory or pride do we strive for sainthood, but because ETERNITY depends on it. Memento mori.

    • @vulthuryol8051
      @vulthuryol8051 3 года назад +2

      You have to die to become a saint, so...

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 года назад +6

      Well most people watching this aren’t dead I’m assuming so…

    • @archravenineteenseventeen
      @archravenineteenseventeen 2 года назад

      I'm the same age as him

  • @psimethusthemediocre8518
    @psimethusthemediocre8518 3 года назад +4

    I hope this upload schedule stays around ... this is awesome ...

  • @brydenkim
    @brydenkim 3 года назад +8

    St. Isadore must be patron saint of knowledge and information

  • @riograndedosulball248
    @riograndedosulball248 3 года назад +23

    Blessed Carlo Acutis is most likely to be patron saint of online gaming when he is canonised. Think about it. The Patron Saint of Gamers.

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      @hackman669 Год назад

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  • @eorlikm681
    @eorlikm681 3 года назад +3

    Holy cow! That was fast. I cannot complain about this great content.

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 3 года назад +16

    I see. The first GAMER Saint!

  • @brettdelie9838
    @brettdelie9838 3 года назад +1

    So glad you’re posting more!

  • @aliskk8
    @aliskk8 3 года назад +86

    me, someone who has no interest in Christianity and is not a christian:
    also me: watches every single hochelga video relating to the Christian faith

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 года назад +9

      Well that means you have to be interested in Christian lore

    • @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359
      @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359 3 года назад +26

      Christianity, specifically Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy, is a wonderful faith filled with rich history, wisdom, and beauty. All done out of love for the eternal and almighty God. I can’t blame you for being interested in videos about it! :) God bless you and have a wonderful day.

    • @ЧедЛиблефт
      @ЧедЛиблефт 3 года назад +10

      @@propanenightmaresgograndpa5359 I absolutely agree. Catholicism is beautiful and interesting. Much love from an Eastern Orthodox Christian

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 3 года назад +2

      @@propanenightmaresgograndpa5359 Also a ton of war crimes and horrific acts done in its name, but yeah. Still highly interesting and definitely worth checking out.

    • @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359
      @propanenightmaresgograndpa5359 3 года назад +2

      @@skeletonwar4445 Yes, certain Christians have done terrible things in the past, but it remains true that Christianity teaches us all not to do such evil things. Atheists have also done the same evil things, but atheism fails to teach anyone not to do them.

  • @asteridyne
    @asteridyne 3 года назад +11

    I actually used to pray to Saint Isidore in my computer class

  • @CuppoJoe_
    @CuppoJoe_ 3 года назад +3

    "Thee shall not ever search for the meanings and images connected to the thirty fourth rule, for it is very weirdchamp and unpoggers, aight?"
    "Isidore, what the fuck are you talking about?"

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 2 года назад +3

    St. Isidore: Patron Saint of Information
    St. Carlo: (Soon to be) Patron Saint of The Internet

  • @uberfeel
    @uberfeel 3 года назад +8

    Jokes aside the story of saint Carlos is a very wholesome and tragic story I hope he becomes a saint.

  • @etherealblue
    @etherealblue 3 года назад +10

    "if you can think of it there's probably a patron saint for it"
    The Catholic church and rule 34 are about to do battle with each other

  • @juancruzpizzacofernandez7947
    @juancruzpizzacofernandez7947 3 года назад +15

    Sainthood is also known as "that person reached heaven", as simple as that. The thing is that the "final judgement" of one's life with God is so much intimate and personal that it's actually hard to verify if someone went to heaven or not just by publicly/socially knowing that person and calling it a good one in the matter (think about priests that went to assist poor people but in private he was a sexual predator that never got caught).
    This is the reason why the catholic church has that many steps and tests to verify if someone really ended up in heaven or was just a good person to the public

  • @Squishybitz
    @Squishybitz 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely love your videos. Its something I look forward to everyday.

  • @anyasis5720
    @anyasis5720 3 года назад +23

    This is a certified atrioc classic

  • @nattdal88
    @nattdal88 3 года назад

    man, I've been binge watching this channel the last few days and I'm in love. my new favorite channel by far

  • @The0Stroy
    @The0Stroy 2 года назад +4

    Saint Barbara being the patron saint of Rocket Strategic Forces is paradoxically logical as she traditionally is the patron saint of cannoneers and artillery.

  • @andrewelymedina6381
    @andrewelymedina6381 3 года назад +2

    *I love this channel!*

  • @Sinstarclair
    @Sinstarclair 3 года назад +3

    1:57 Fun Fact about St. Anthony of Padua:
    In the more Roman Catholic Parts of Asia (especially the Philippines), Most People Pray to him in case they lost something, even a spare dime or a car key.

  • @R3gular
    @R3gular 3 года назад +4

    Im actually afraid that in some part of the internet, carlos might have sent some really scathing remarks to someone like: "Thou shall sucketh thy loin of mine whom greateth length than thou"

  • @lev7836
    @lev7836 3 года назад +2

    Two hochelaga videos back to back?!? YES
    Seriously though, congrats on graduating and thanks for continuing to make videos for us

  • @randomblackhole9933
    @randomblackhole9933 3 года назад +8

    Isador is the patron of Wikipedia and other similar websites and carlos is the patron of the entire internet. Agreeable?
    Edit: maybe isador can be the patron of knowledge compilation in general

  • @Mallen151
    @Mallen151 2 года назад

    As a Catholic, I see sainthood as “The Catholicism Hall of Fame.”
    That’s my take at least. I’m not sure how many other Catholics would agree with me on that… 😅
    On a side note, I had never even heard of Carlo before watching this video but he sounds really cool. It hit me hard when you said that he passed away.
    This is why I personally defend sainthood. It puts a spotlight on Catholics that might deserve recognition but not have gotten it during their lifetime.
    “Spotlighting people who deserve more recognition” is also why I love this channel!

  • @Raivon
    @Raivon 3 года назад +3

    "Saint Drogo, who is the patron saint of ugly people and coffee"
    _could this man be one of my people?_

  • @jesusaguilar5573
    @jesusaguilar5573 3 года назад +1

    11 minutes that felt like 3. Great job!

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 3 года назад +6

    Guess Saint Sebastian was busy in 2020.

  • @34GarageOfficial
    @34GarageOfficial 3 года назад

    I thought we would have to wait a few months for another vid. So happy you're back!

  • @phileon2323
    @phileon2323 3 года назад +6

    On the day of the St. Charbel feast, patron of Lebanon, very nice.

    • @j.k.6865
      @j.k.6865 3 года назад

      St Charbel is an amazing saint. St Charbel, pray for Lebanon.

  • @ellingtonherniak5344
    @ellingtonherniak5344 3 года назад +1

    Really cool!!!! I think this has been done tastefully, with so many factoids : )

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 3 года назад +3

    I pray to Carlo Acutis to provide me his knowledge of HTML so that I may pass my HTML exam with flying colors.
    Amen

  • @Moose_sounds
    @Moose_sounds 2 года назад +1

    dam I learn so much here, Thank you, i didn't even about Carlos Acutis, sensei

  • @samjuan4899
    @samjuan4899 3 года назад +2

    "Saint Vitus - Patron saint of oversleeping"
    Now I can say that I'm not lazy. I'm just a devotee of Saint Vitus.

  • @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
    @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 3 года назад

    Can't get over how high quality your videos are

  • @aragon1r1
    @aragon1r1 3 года назад +7

    St Isidore of Seville is also the patron saint of us, historians 😄

  • @MrCmon113
    @MrCmon113 2 года назад +1

    I was lost in the mountains without internet connection, but I prayed to Carlos and - hallelujah - my phone miraculously picked up WiFi.
    Canonize him, Mr Pope.

  • @ToastersChannel
    @ToastersChannel 3 года назад +9

    Saint Hochelaga