My Girlfriend Teaches Me How To Swim...

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

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  • @TJsalegendkiller21
    @TJsalegendkiller21 3 месяца назад +946

    A 30 year old baby with his tall Viking Girlfriend

    • @alirezakhalaj867
      @alirezakhalaj867 3 месяца назад +29

      Well, 33 now

    • @matthewziel1206
      @matthewziel1206 3 месяца назад +14

      You meant to say with his mom.

    • @V_2077
      @V_2077 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@alirezakhalaj867 you mean 43

    • @Zaiqahal
      @Zaiqahal 3 месяца назад

      @@V_2077 Funny

    • @gwynkoo8890
      @gwynkoo8890 3 месяца назад +5

      *insecure angry evil viking girlfriend

  • @HadjeBrodie
    @HadjeBrodie 3 месяца назад +665

    bros come a long way

    • @anthon_no_y
      @anthon_no_y 3 месяца назад +22

      true he really motivates us losers

    • @colby8104
      @colby8104 3 месяца назад

      ​@@anthon_no_y You beta-males are funny little creatures.

    • @kodakushin7607
      @kodakushin7607 3 месяца назад +3

      Dude's truly coming for all of us everyday, always improving and coming his best. Used to be fat unhealthy loads, now he's slimmer and coming in healthy amounts

    • @kodakushin7607
      @kodakushin7607 3 месяца назад

      Spunky af js, thick content and it's never watery, dudes definitely come a long way

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 3 месяца назад +3

      @@anthon_no_y notice how all these people start taking care of themselves once they become millionaires, regular people are out here surviving day by day

  • @elim02
    @elim02 3 месяца назад +745

    Bro looks good. That’s actually insane.

    • @fleshh
      @fleshh 3 месяца назад +7

      proud of my boy 🥲

    • @swagnamite1337
      @swagnamite1337 3 месяца назад +4

      i was expecting he'd look good, but this even exceeded my expectations

    • @bobycharles1
      @bobycharles1 3 месяца назад +6

      ozempic is like magic lots of side effects but magic nontheless

    • @elantonelle
      @elantonelle 3 месяца назад

      @@bobycharles1 is he really on ozempics?

    • @bobycharles1
      @bobycharles1 3 месяца назад

      @@elantonelle yes

  • @GubiYoroi
    @GubiYoroi 3 месяца назад +383

    one of rarest stream where they are being cute to eachother

    • @jessex8535
      @jessex8535 3 месяца назад +10

      I know right?! much more enjoyable to watch

  • @johnnygray8563
    @johnnygray8563 3 месяца назад +204

    Dude lost so much weight. Let's go bro

  • @schtitt
    @schtitt 3 месяца назад +146

    despite the toxicity at times they do be damn cute together ngl

  • @DeathSquadDesign
    @DeathSquadDesign 3 месяца назад +133

    The "do it, it's time" comment in chat when Malena's trying to drown Nick lololol

  • @LochanKutz
    @LochanKutz 16 дней назад +5

    This didn't age well did it...

  • @bb-3653
    @bb-3653 3 месяца назад +48

    Lool, My dude was 100% enjoying when malenia was cradling him 😊😊 😂😂. Who wouldnt tbh💁‍♂️

  • @hirakujup
    @hirakujup 3 месяца назад +263

    “I am Malenia, Blade of Jaasonn Po lamb” 10:25

  • @kylemichel3006
    @kylemichel3006 3 месяца назад +101

    1:36 - As men, we all know that feeling of getting into a cold pool . Just before it hits the balls, the body goes nah fam... normal behaviour

    • @BillyBob623
      @BillyBob623 3 месяца назад +5

      He kinda zesty with it tho 😂

    • @db5094
      @db5094 3 месяца назад

      That was always awkward to explain to people 😂. "You're already in, just keep going?!

  • @lenzo2158
    @lenzo2158 3 месяца назад +51

    we're proud of u nick. lookin great

  • @theSarevok686
    @theSarevok686 3 месяца назад +34

    Why does Nick look like he's having an allergic reaction to the water lmfao 💀💀

  • @mihailobogdanovic9097
    @mihailobogdanovic9097 3 месяца назад +62

    Nick shirtless?? Holy shit that was unexpected.

  • @SwampusMcGarniglus
    @SwampusMcGarniglus 3 месяца назад +26

    he knew how to swim the whole time....

  • @_Hasted
    @_Hasted 3 месяца назад +17

    Hi Nick, next time can you please specify which girlfriend?

  • @Jakoba_Dabs420
    @Jakoba_Dabs420 3 месяца назад +16

    “They throw babies in when they’re like puppies” had me dead😂😂😂

  • @marzero116
    @marzero116 3 месяца назад +25

    When she picked him up .... 😭😭😭😭

  • @ZeroDarknezz
    @ZeroDarknezz 3 месяца назад +14

    8:40 This is their mating ritual 🤣

  • @MechaBorne
    @MechaBorne 3 месяца назад +9

    Girlfriend? That’s not Cinna

  • @CerahBear11
    @CerahBear11 3 месяца назад +16

    She called little babies puppies 🤣🤣

  • @Homie3794
    @Homie3794 3 месяца назад +8

    Dude I haven’t watched you in months and holy shit I’m proud of you. Your entire attitude seems way more enthusiastic and optimistic. Congrats to you both.

  • @underoathfannatic
    @underoathfannatic 3 месяца назад +17

    Clicked to see nick shirtless, as a former fatty, I know how big of a step that is, let alone in front of thousands of people! Super proud of you nick, you came a long way brother

  • @diiibas
    @diiibas 3 месяца назад +5

    Bro Lets go Nick, actually looking good brother. Keep it up man, proud of you.

  • @andrew_is_taken3404
    @andrew_is_taken3404 3 месяца назад +11

    7:22 we can hear the water :D

  • @ZeroDarknezz
    @ZeroDarknezz 3 месяца назад +4

    Wait... That's not Cinna 🤨🤨🤨

  • @SoloK_1
    @SoloK_1 3 месяца назад +9

    This is actual relationship goals.

  • @PigsAintGotManners
    @PigsAintGotManners 3 месяца назад +31

    Why is the viking in a latexsuit?

    • @imthatguy7394
      @imthatguy7394 3 месяца назад +10

      some people are just insecure about their body

    • @PigsAintGotManners
      @PigsAintGotManners 3 месяца назад

      @@imthatguy7394 true, or maybe she dosnt want pokimanes editor to touch his meat

    • @Certid
      @Certid 3 месяца назад +51

      @@imthatguy7394 Also because she don't want creeps tryna beat off to her lol. It's twitch at the end of the day.

    • @hobaelala3056
      @hobaelala3056 3 месяца назад +1

      Hijab has reasons ... she is free to do whatever she wants without being objectified . She is free other who wear less clotheling aren't able to move like that without being afraid of bits

    • @PigsAintGotManners
      @PigsAintGotManners 3 месяца назад +9

      @@hobaelala3056 she is not wearing a hijab and i never said she culdnt wear whatever she wanted 💀💀💀💀

  • @Omok171
    @Omok171 3 месяца назад +5

    Dunno how I got here, but im happy for those two

  • @fairlylcal3455
    @fairlylcal3455 3 месяца назад +6

    He seems genuinely more confident and happy now that hes healthier. Super happy for him

  • @-Vektron
    @-Vektron 3 месяца назад +2

    Is she really your girlfriend or is just a fake relationship??

    • @marcus716
      @marcus716 3 месяца назад +1

      Paid actor

  • @Leverist
    @Leverist 3 месяца назад +2

    wow he's actually not fat anymore, unsubbed

  • @SuperStro509
    @SuperStro509 3 месяца назад +1

    Why is Nick cheating on Cinna? 😢

  • @FienX_
    @FienX_ 3 месяца назад +3

    My god, losing weight, learning how to swim, making a massive splash to intentionally mess with your girlfriend and potentially ruin a 50k backpack…
    My god I can’t believe I’m gunna say it, is nick…. Turning into a chad?!?

  • @Mxlch999
    @Mxlch999 3 месяца назад +2

    Ive litterally lost testosterone watching this lmao

  • @H3O14
    @H3O14 3 месяца назад +46

    9:16 Nick gatekeeping the gyatt 😂

  • @codsocrazy
    @codsocrazy 3 месяца назад +1

    I think it’s really only a problem showing the dogs for free if you actually provide that content on the internet. Otherwise that excuse kinda doesn’t apply. Also I do not like feet. 💀

  • @BasedBidoof
    @BasedBidoof 3 месяца назад +4

    nice to see him have fun in the water after being afraid of swimming for so long

  • @YuProducciones
    @YuProducciones 3 месяца назад +2

    7:40 damm.. something ... happened.. :V
    10:00 LOL

  • @El1as5
    @El1as5 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro. Wtf. If nick can do it, we all can.

  • @J8ck_hoff
    @J8ck_hoff 3 месяца назад +16

    Latched on like yoda latched luke 😂

  • @tway6061
    @tway6061 3 месяца назад +2

    Looking fit my glorious handsome chocolate man

  • @Tomiply
    @Tomiply 3 месяца назад +3

    4:58 Sometimes, it's good to show someone a video of them doing something to show what they're doing wrong. They might not realise it until they see themself on video. You can't paddle with your fingers seperated like that. It's no wonder you sink lol. Your hands need to be like a paddle.

  • @mrvalski
    @mrvalski 3 месяца назад +20

    6:22 that was so cute

  • @tannerblack5249
    @tannerblack5249 3 месяца назад +2

    Don't wear a burka in the pool! Accept your weight and know that you're beautiful or go on a diet.

    • @markuswaissnix9493
      @markuswaissnix9493 3 месяца назад +2

      I guess she dont want to invite the creeps to watch..

    • @tannerblack5249
      @tannerblack5249 3 месяца назад

      @@markuswaissnix9493 na, definitely insecure about her weight

  • @dallendavis5227
    @dallendavis5227 3 месяца назад +1

    Black card revoked Nick. You should have never learned how to swim.

  • @A1YOLAAA
    @A1YOLAAA 3 месяца назад +1

    Why is she in a suit, so lame

  • @SeamusOR
    @SeamusOR 3 месяца назад +1

    Not a cloud in the sky in sunny Texas and malena wears a wetsuit

  • @PirateSometimes
    @PirateSometimes 3 месяца назад +3

    Malena owns that backwards floating walrus

  • @huhu63uk
    @huhu63uk 3 месяца назад +3

    This whole stream was hysterical but also a near death experiance for Nick and not from the water

  • @Magar0monk
    @Magar0monk 3 месяца назад +1

    you’re halfblack with no black trait

  • @ovs4744
    @ovs4744 3 месяца назад +1

    32 year old man pretends to not know how to swim

  • @d0gtree14
    @d0gtree14 3 месяца назад +1

    of course Malena is wearing a full wet suit lol

  • @The_25th_
    @The_25th_ 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro, he actually looks better then most people you see at public pools. Good work Nick

  • @privacyhelp
    @privacyhelp 3 месяца назад +2

    Wearing a hat and sunglasses while swimming?? Bruh..

  • @rowanyuh6326
    @rowanyuh6326 3 месяца назад +2

    -$50k

  • @jordanenriquez4153
    @jordanenriquez4153 3 месяца назад +1

    Why is Malena so insecure

  • @ck7802
    @ck7802 3 месяца назад +2

    I hope Malena swims with less on when she is not on stream. I can't imagine swimming with that much on is enjoyable.

    • @lamefart
      @lamefart 3 месяца назад +1

      Iirc she did wore a 2-piece suit in one stream. I forgot whose stream. She was with Britt. Up

  • @Cthulthu
    @Cthulthu 3 месяца назад +2

    Witches float - Confirmed.

  • @froeg13
    @froeg13 3 месяца назад +5

    lookin good mr. polom

  • @humanasornament
    @humanasornament 3 месяца назад +1

    Where is the third nipple??? Have i been lied to?

  • @stuartdonaldmaclellan212
    @stuartdonaldmaclellan212 3 месяца назад +1

    Bet malena looks fire in a bikini

  • @kevinbmx9826
    @kevinbmx9826 3 месяца назад +1

    Your trolling?
    Yea I can swim 😂

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 3 месяца назад +2

    Seeing Nick swimming with his shirt off is unreal. I hope him and Malena had a lot of fun off camera too.

    • @TheeShastyMcNasty
      @TheeShastyMcNasty 3 месяца назад

      They were probably super hungry after the pool ate a big munch and just went to bed.... so yeah they the funnest day ever. So jello!!

  • @DevinFrohawk
    @DevinFrohawk 3 месяца назад +2

    I am also a Halfrican and cannot float but I can swim pretty well

  • @hm-od5zp
    @hm-od5zp 3 месяца назад +1

    Nick POLOM you look AMAZING I’d say your cut is finished!!!! Start lean bulking mah boyyyy get that protein in baby

  • @51Grimz
    @51Grimz 3 месяца назад +1

    There's no way she didn't know he could swim the whole time lmfaooo

  • @QuezteR
    @QuezteR 3 месяца назад +2

    "yeah i can swim" :D

  • @silentz0r
    @silentz0r 3 месяца назад +1

    Was this a mating ritual?

  • @tannerpickle
    @tannerpickle 3 месяца назад +1

    I don't even really follow their content but I see it recommended pretty often. I gotta say congrats on your weight loss man. You look great 👍

  • @Ohyhbaby-rh4fz
    @Ohyhbaby-rh4fz 3 месяца назад +1

    So…. No bikini?

  • @lemons708
    @lemons708 3 месяца назад +1

    dude nick you look really good man you're inspiring me to drop 50 pounds I been struggling with low metabolism in my early 30s

  • @markchavez738
    @markchavez738 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s true some people have what’s called negative buoyancy.

  • @daviethestoner5688
    @daviethestoner5688 3 месяца назад +1

    Yo I haven’t truly watched nmp in forever it’s crazy how good you look you brother, keep it up

  • @MK_gamer2-0
    @MK_gamer2-0 3 месяца назад +1

    Guy is a decent actor lol, funny n entertaining video as usual, more IRL streams Mr Polam please.

  • @sharbsgg
    @sharbsgg 3 месяца назад +1

    Nick looks great man, Good weight lose, you should be proud.

  • @deepwawa8525
    @deepwawa8525 3 месяца назад +2

    Hope malena family is good. Also very proud of nick for leaving america

    • @EricPerridon
      @EricPerridon 3 месяца назад +1

      He maybe back in America soon.

  • @clintrussell
    @clintrussell 3 месяца назад +2

    ROFL Nick you guys are goals

  • @plantz9539
    @plantz9539 3 месяца назад +1

    So he could actually swim the whole time what

  • @xeres8656
    @xeres8656 3 месяца назад +2

    Nick looks and acts so dainty

  • @MrCoolios12
    @MrCoolios12 3 месяца назад +1

    I am so proud of my gladiator for losing all that weight... He really is like a new man. Congratulations nicholas!

  • @coedshowers
    @coedshowers 3 месяца назад +1

    I hope you can overcome your DNA and not be a stereotype someday! keep up the training

  • @Mxlch999
    @Mxlch999 3 месяца назад +1

    Malena rly went with socks ?! 😂

  • @3Zclap
    @3Zclap 3 месяца назад +2

    10:44 free feet

  • @thathomiefox
    @thathomiefox 3 месяца назад +1

    4 minutes in and I have no felt this lonely

  • @yeahyeah7445
    @yeahyeah7445 3 месяца назад +1

    First you play hockey, now you swim. Good for you!! 😀

  • @Benskyesean
    @Benskyesean 3 месяца назад +1

    I LOVE THE COUPLE! I DONT CARE WHAT YA'LL SAY!

  • @brickjamesOG
    @brickjamesOG 3 месяца назад +1

    She in there covered from head to toe..... In the pool.... She been through some shit 😂

  • @kunaladhikari5215
    @kunaladhikari5215 3 месяца назад +1

    He looks so much better then I ever imagined.

  • @V_2077
    @V_2077 3 месяца назад +1

    LOL was Njck actually trolling 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss 3 месяца назад

    “…Took a bikini picture once in 2014?”
    She’s got countless lingerie photos from when she was built like a stereotypical model. I’m not condemning her for it, just highlighting a lie. Hahaha or maybe it’s obviously not true and therefore a joke. Idk I’m new here I guess.

  • @buzwa2k
    @buzwa2k 3 месяца назад

    Im half black just like you, bro, been swimming since i was 4. Its all good! White half is viking! Big up to the vikings and the jamaican-vikings out there! ❤

  • @brandonbFresh808
    @brandonbFresh808 3 месяца назад

    Nah bro you got it. The paddling you do will lead you to open ocean. With your breath, take deep ones without water going in your mouth and panicking. You can swim but ya can’t float more than 1minute. Learn to surf

  • @jojo-yr6ro
    @jojo-yr6ro 3 месяца назад

    ....so ur telling me emmy can swim better then u ???
    ..Erobb221 ( emmy ) 😂😂😮😮🎉

  • @MrCB432
    @MrCB432 3 месяца назад

    Fill your lungs with air and hold it in and you will float easy peezee... You keep hyperventilating and sink it's all about buoyancy!

  • @sssouljah9033
    @sssouljah9033 14 дней назад +1

    :(

  • @tomahawkbomb358
    @tomahawkbomb358 3 месяца назад

    Ayo what the fuck? I’m jealous officially, bro looks chunky but has a good ass build.

  • @richardnenigar9375
    @richardnenigar9375 3 месяца назад

    Hey Nick, love you homey but you wanna quick secret? You can die just as just in a tablespoon of water as you can in a pool or ocean or lake,,,,,,, just enjoy it!!

  • @WhatTheFlipDidIBuy
    @WhatTheFlipDidIBuy 3 месяца назад

    I feel like if it were Nick vs Malena in a duel to the death, Nick would've had a chance but now he's cut like a French Style Green Bean and would be completely dominated by Malena.

  • @VitorMiguell
    @VitorMiguell 3 месяца назад +2

    WE'RE BAAAAACK