I’d Hate for Him to Have You | ASMR | Eren Yeager VS. Jean Kirstein x Listener

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @плаксивыйгерой
    @плаксивыйгерой 4 года назад +561

    Briefly about the entire video:
    Eren:
    Listener:
    Jean:
    Eren: excuse me?
    Listener:
    Jean: excuse me?!
    Eren: eXcUsE mE??!
    Listener: I like you both.
    Eren&Jean: EXCUSE ME???

  • @libbybird5453
    @libbybird5453 4 года назад +601

    “You like both of us don’t you?”
    *scrambles to get up and runs*

    • @hoyamu1025
      @hoyamu1025 4 года назад +28

      Let's run off together my dear friend...

    • @finfishy
      @finfishy 4 года назад +24

      Into the unknown my friend I WILL COMR WITH YOU

    • @TheTicciestOfTobies
      @TheTicciestOfTobies 4 года назад +12

      @@hoyamu1025 I shall come with y'all!!!

    • @Igottafartrealbad
      @Igottafartrealbad 4 года назад +14

      *crap they found out..*

    • @thatonesimp8497
      @thatonesimp8497 4 года назад +11

      after watching the video me: I choose eren sorry jean

  • @leoarson7930
    @leoarson7930 4 года назад +166

    Erin: "your sitting with jean"
    Me: "I didn't chose to he sat down by me"

    • @Retard..
      @Retard.. 3 года назад +9

      "eren"
      dont think this is a hate reply i was laughing harddd at thisssss

    • @leoarson7930
      @leoarson7930 3 года назад +7

      @@Retard.. oh its fine i forgot how to spell his name right my apologies i dont take any offence to this thank you for correcting me

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 3 года назад

      I mean you ain't Wrong tho-

  • @phoebebonner3271
    @phoebebonner3271 3 года назад +115

    "you like both of us don't you-"
    Me: *staring at Armin*

  • @ilvenus
    @ilvenus 4 года назад +520

    Jean and Eren fighting are like my multiple personalities fighting

  • @jessicamorris3567
    @jessicamorris3567 4 года назад +626

    *I choose Mikasa*

  • @andreahaynes9623
    @andreahaynes9623 4 года назад +345

    Them arguing: Me: I like Levi tho

  • @sho-chantheflash7362
    @sho-chantheflash7362 4 года назад +408

    The boys: *start arguing*
    Me in the corner watching: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!

    • @katieee3339
      @katieee3339 4 года назад +25

      That what I was thinking!!!! I know the ship is pretty good... or not but it's still good in this case.

    • @imaweeb7175
      @imaweeb7175 4 года назад +11

      I like this ship too but I also like Eren and Levi

    • @mirkos7196
      @mirkos7196 4 года назад +11

      I DON'T CARE I SHIP IT

    • @jessicareinhard2540
      @jessicareinhard2540 4 года назад +5

      ✨No✨

    • @jessicareinhard2540
      @jessicareinhard2540 4 года назад +11

      @@imaweeb7175 ✨no✨

  • @tracy9091
    @tracy9091 4 года назад +200

    Bro when they were talking they forgot that I was still they
    Me: *just staring*
    My mind: *what the hell stop*
    Me:Sorry Jean but I like Eren
    Eren:OH HELL YES
    Jean: *crys*
    Me:😒😏😑😐
    Edit:I wrote this six months ago!🤣😂, and it still is getting notice and liked, Bro.......
    *CHILL*

  • @tahliawilliams6506
    @tahliawilliams6506 4 года назад +98

    Me quietly eating my Skittles as the two fight over me :)

  • @ruby7684
    @ruby7684 4 года назад +66

    They do know what an open relationship is right?

    • @melodymusic6303
      @melodymusic6303 4 года назад +2

      Karma wtf wrong dimension dude get back to your anime.

    • @melodymusic6303
      @melodymusic6303 4 года назад

      @Light Yagami..... I eh... OK. I guess. I swear if I find the half animes here I'm gonna explode.

    • @yvmihisux
      @yvmihisux 2 года назад

      polyamory doesn't exist for them lolz

  • @Jules-wg9vs
    @Jules-wg9vs 4 года назад +40

    **jean and eren fighting**
    me: **noming on potatoes with sasha**
    edit: is it just me or did this rhymed •w•

  • @virginiarose362
    @virginiarose362 4 года назад +129

    Eren: SmAsH aNd GrAb! FiRsT pErSoN iN a MaTcH tO sEaRcH a ChEsT!
    Anyone understand this joke? 😂
    I'm lonleh...

  • @melody7240
    @melody7240 4 года назад +235

    I'm sorry Jean but I choose Eren he's my baby even if he isn't stable he is my sweet boy

  • @diabolusabinfernum3461
    @diabolusabinfernum3461 5 лет назад +308

    Let’s be honest, Eren totally won this round

    • @TheSonWhoCums6669
      @TheSonWhoCums6669 4 года назад +14

      Erens a little bitch

    • @arikDaone
      @arikDaone 4 года назад +6

      Bubba sawyer Is my husbando no he not

    • @tracy9091
      @tracy9091 4 года назад +9

      I believe you he won this round

    • @arikDaone
      @arikDaone 4 года назад +6

      Bubba sawyer Is my husbando bruh he killed two people when he was a KID you would’ve been traumatized if u had to do dat shit my dude

    • @TheSonWhoCums6669
      @TheSonWhoCums6669 4 года назад +2

      Komedy K1d14 actually I did, when I was 10 my drunk dad was about to kill my mom so I stabbed him.😑 (police obviously ruled it self defence)

  • @jhal7197
    @jhal7197 4 года назад +21

    Jean:so who do you choose
    Me:fight fight fight
    But in all honestly I would on one day go out on a date with jean and the next with eren and see who’s better

  • @johannaheuer5738
    @johannaheuer5738 4 года назад +32

    we still are your friends
    Me:OKAY I CHOOSE ME THEN

    • @ticcie
      @ticcie 3 года назад

      Now all I can imagine is you (you as in a blank canvas person bc I don't know what you look like) flirting with a mirror talking about yourself

    • @leviwife6621
      @leviwife6621 3 года назад

      #self love 🥰🖐🏽🌟

  • @blueduck4197
    @blueduck4197 4 года назад +23

    *Eren and Jean aruguing*
    Me: 👁👄👁💧

  • @user-wo3zg2rr8z
    @user-wo3zg2rr8z 4 года назад +71

    Eren is so cute omg !!!! Sorry jean but I don't wanna be compared to mikasa

  • @bellazhnets1129
    @bellazhnets1129 3 года назад +9

    Me: sipping on tea. “I choose Armin.”

  • @mr.potato5593
    @mr.potato5593 3 года назад +13

    The characters: how do we settle this
    Me: *fight to the death for my affection mortals*

  • @morinski3
    @morinski3 3 года назад +15

    Eren: “Everyone I love has so far died.”
    ...
    So you’re telling me to be with Jean if I wanna live??
    Hahahah good thing I have a death wish

  • @chickenwings7116
    @chickenwings7116 3 года назад +23

    Here are several things I thought during this
    "Geez guys get a room 🙄😒"
    "I choose Armin"
    "YEAH! HE DITCHED MIKASA, WHICH IS WHY I THINK I WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER. I'D TREAT HER RIGHT AND-"
    "I THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT HEY I'M CW (Chicken Wings) AND I'M POLYAMOROUS-"

  • @ochii_9901
    @ochii_9901 4 года назад +61

    Can you do another video something like this again!?😊

    • @InsomniacProductions835
      @InsomniacProductions835  4 года назад +26

      Absolutely! I already have something similar to this on the schedule! 😊

    • @ochii_9901
      @ochii_9901 4 года назад +8

      Yay ty, I really like these kind of videos!😊😁

  • @Ekus.onuuyr
    @Ekus.onuuyr 4 года назад +83

    Me: *getting popcorn while they fight in the begining*
    Eren: Sorry.... we shouldn't be fighting infront of you.....
    Me: NOOOOO continueeeee.... i just got ma popcorn ;-;
    Both of them: Who do you like more?
    Me: i don't like Jean soooo yaaa.... EREEEEEENNNNNNN

    • @celdiazz
      @celdiazz 3 года назад

      HA! I can relate to this👺👄👺

  • @shade7115
    @shade7115 3 года назад +10

    "You like both of us, dont you?"
    Me : *staring at Hange*

  • @britbreeandnacho1585
    @britbreeandnacho1585 5 лет назад +25

    Omg why is this so good

  • @thatrandominvader700
    @thatrandominvader700 4 года назад +18

    Me watching the roast battle : OOOO THAT BURNT DAYUM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT ONES GONNA LEAVE A MARK..... OooOoooo looks like eren's about to go in for the kill and OH DAMMIT THEY CALLED IT OFF-

  • @floraaizawa2264
    @floraaizawa2264 4 года назад +52

    Eren: *talks about how almost everyone he loved is dead*
    Me: and I have made a decision.
    Both: ....
    Me: Jean
    Jean: yes!
    Eren why!?!
    Me: You basically just said if I choose you I die! Mikasa and Armin are good luck's side, I'm on the opposite spectrum. I. Don't. Wanna. Die. Of. My. Bad. Luck. Ok?

  • @sabrinaflores9389
    @sabrinaflores9389 4 года назад +148

    I choose Armin uwu

  • @khalid7390
    @khalid7390 4 года назад +14

    (Jean and Eren fighting)
    Me: I'm bored, I choose Mikasa now 😀👍

  • @thequestionablefriend5680
    @thequestionablefriend5680 3 года назад +8

    Jean: ay jeager (however u spell it)
    Eren: Really your sitting with Jean?!
    Me: JEBJSNSKWHSOKWB IDK PEOPLE ARE SCARY
    Jean: What can they not have friends-?!
    Me: FRIENDS ARE SCARY TOO-

  • @imaweeb7175
    @imaweeb7175 4 года назад +48

    Im watching to many asmr but it aren't my fault that I'm obsessed with anime boys
    When you start to see them fight you know you have to run like a titan is coming for you
    Eren:No..no..no..no..no..no please don't tell me this is happening
    Me:*smashs head into table*Shittttt

  • @4weebie
    @4weebie 4 года назад +10

    I would choose Eren all the way

  • @genocide752
    @genocide752 3 года назад +5

    Eren and Jean: arguing about who should date me
    Me: *crying in a corner cause I want them both*

  • @skylow1866
    @skylow1866 3 года назад +4

    Boys, boys please. Let me introduce a new concept
    ✨Polyamorus relationship’s ✨ andddd we both know there is a little romance in between you two so I mean if that happens that happens-

  • @brokenac5858
    @brokenac5858 3 года назад +5

    They are arguing and then there’s me “yo that’s cool but I like Armin”

  • @bigdaddyhaylin1769
    @bigdaddyhaylin1769 4 года назад +18

    Jean: *Talking smack and making fun of Eren for using the Sympathy card || Eren: || Being A Sweet Bby || Me: || Whispers in Jeans ear || it *Works* Btw

  • @marleyperez9751
    @marleyperez9751 3 года назад +8

    yeah sooo **slips out of the conversation**
    **chooses mikasa in bisexual**

  • @dekotacaudell7588
    @dekotacaudell7588 3 года назад +3

    "so.. who do you like more"
    me: HUH?!

  • @rachelgondinho1771
    @rachelgondinho1771 2 года назад +3

    Jean and Eren: “You like both of us, you choose. Don’t worry we will still be your friend but it’s your decision.”
    Me: “Yeah i don’t know, come back tomorrow.”

  • @Moony_toons
    @Moony_toons 4 года назад +17

    Sorry boys I choose Ymir because
    💫✨ women✨💫

  • @syl_tsil1649
    @syl_tsil1649 3 года назад +20

    MAJOR SPOILERS
    Eren: “only Marco likes you”
    Me: and hes dead. That says a lot..

  • @dragonflygames5370
    @dragonflygames5370 2 года назад +2

    I low-key smiled when they said "You like both of us?!"

  • @karminsandiago1715
    @karminsandiago1715 Год назад +1

    I choose insomniac, all the characters in one plus I get an amazing person

  • @bunnyizukumidoriya1166
    @bunnyizukumidoriya1166 3 года назад +2

    They were fighting each other like the voices in my head or my parents bruh

  • @link-lx2qs
    @link-lx2qs 4 года назад +7

    Jean and eren
    Them who do u chose
    Me; hmm I chose ..........
    Them ;we
    Me : I chose levi Ackerman
    I would do that even though I like eren too but I would do that to make it awkward

  • @knox_is_confused_
    @knox_is_confused_ 4 года назад +7

    sorry not sorry boys but i choose Hange IM COMING MY SWEETEST TITAN OBSESSED SCIENTIST-

  • @Mina_Shy
    @Mina_Shy 5 лет назад +9

    GREAT AS ALWAYS ❤

  • @rengokuscoffinpillow2397
    @rengokuscoffinpillow2397 3 года назад +6

    Them arguing:
    Me: I wonder where ymir is, I'll go to her and historia instead 🥺❤

  • @-LifewithV247-
    @-LifewithV247- 3 года назад +4

    Life is like a box of chocolate✨

  • @morgandanner5240
    @morgandanner5240 3 года назад +3

    Me Trying not to laugh When They were Fighting

  • @genavivejimenez3179
    @genavivejimenez3179 4 года назад +10

    I pick jean

  • @levb0i
    @levb0i 2 года назад +1

    Eren: "Him, or me."
    Me: "Jean and Armin. No more questions."

  • @soup8838
    @soup8838 4 года назад +23

    I choose Levi :)

  • @summerblackman631
    @summerblackman631 2 года назад +2

    Eren : excuse me
    Jean : excuse me
    Me : 😐
    Eren : ExCuSe Me
    Jean : eXcUsE mE
    Me : 😐
    Eren : (brings dead relative's into it)
    Me : 👀🍿☕

  • @Bliss.Border.Hopper
    @Bliss.Border.Hopper 3 года назад +7

    " You like both of us? " * prosedes to go with my waifus * 🚪🚶‍♀️
    " You have really low standards " 🚪🧍‍♀️ well yes

  • @randomunhingedperson
    @randomunhingedperson 2 года назад +2

    “You like both of us don’t you?”
    *Have you ever heard of magic?*
    *Both: yea-*
    *explodes into confetti* 🎊
    *Both: 👁👄👁💧chile anyway so-*

  • @Mikey_kats
    @Mikey_kats 4 года назад +6

    Bet that they choose eren

  • @acherryblossom1909
    @acherryblossom1909 3 года назад +4

    Eren would protect all of us with his titan form so, Eren I choose you!
    Update: I picked Annie- 🧍‍♀️

  • @bungeegum7953
    @bungeegum7953 4 года назад +8

    I choose Armin

  • @Albedos_number_one_fan
    @Albedos_number_one_fan 4 года назад +6

    Eren, take Mikasa. I am taking Jean and everyone are happy! 😊

  • @tojistoy
    @tojistoy 3 года назад +2

    Me listing to them fighting
    Me saying under my dreath : shit about to get real-

  • @arminarlert4168
    @arminarlert4168 3 года назад +2

    Them:fighting
    Me:ok but eren though but jean but eren

  • @Valeria-zx7ir
    @Valeria-zx7ir 3 года назад +3

    I actually like Marco and Mikasa so I choose them

  • @Ginneaayy
    @Ginneaayy 4 года назад +4

    Me being Levis wife "jup ... now were are the horses 😍😂😅"

  • @jayswinichowdhury368
    @jayswinichowdhury368 4 года назад +11

    Boys... maybe you both should date...and I'll go for Levi...

  • @todorokisfangirl7024
    @todorokisfangirl7024 3 года назад +1

    Eren and Jean fighting
    Me eating popcorn and watching them fight:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
    Them stop fighting and apologize to me
    Also me:no no no don't stop keep fighting I wanna see this go down☺☺😊😊

  • @ik.avlynnn7769
    @ik.avlynnn7769 4 года назад +6

    No one me: reading the chat and watching the video

  • @hunny9848
    @hunny9848 3 года назад +2

    *Them arguing*
    me: GET INTO IT🥴🤚

  • @MaddieH512
    @MaddieH512 3 года назад +3

    Them arguing
    Me: I choose hange 👁👄👁
    Everyone around:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

  • @lian_thecosit4357
    @lian_thecosit4357 4 года назад +5

    I chose levi

  • @stoutivia
    @stoutivia 4 года назад +2

    This is flattering, and all but do y'all know where Hange is at? I'm courting them at the moment.

  • @baldlix6059
    @baldlix6059 3 года назад +8

    Them arguing:
    Me: Actually I like Armin sorry ✌️😗

  • @LeviAckerman-kf1bu
    @LeviAckerman-kf1bu 4 года назад +15

    Sorry Eren, but Jean wins my heart 😌✋

  • @ackerman1819
    @ackerman1819 4 года назад +4

    I choose Annie,Mikasa and Armin

  • @thequestionablefriend5680
    @thequestionablefriend5680 3 года назад +3

    “which one of us do u like more?”
    me: mikasa?? Mikasa?? MIKASA HELP ME-

  • @no_more_entertainment_studio
    @no_more_entertainment_studio 4 года назад +12

    I'm stupidly confused, the voice is femenine but it's a "he", that the listener is either normal or gay...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ... HOLD ON WHAAATT!?!?

  • @LLynnilla
    @LLynnilla 4 года назад +3

    I Like Both! I Can't Choose!! 😭

  • @anxxx_editz902
    @anxxx_editz902 2 года назад +1

    -Them fighting over me-
    Me:But I love Armin and Ymir-

  • @Sho.hina_10
    @Sho.hina_10 4 года назад +5

    Omg xdd i laugh verry hard when eren say "horse face" xddd

  • @thequestionablefriend5680
    @thequestionablefriend5680 3 года назад +2

    “you like both of us don’t you-“
    me: owo who tf are u-

  • @skykiddo6159
    @skykiddo6159 3 года назад +2

    MIKASA, I CHOSE YOUUUU

  • @StanTwice1995
    @StanTwice1995 3 года назад +1

    I pick both ✌️

  • @erubnovo8823
    @erubnovo8823 3 года назад +2

    My last two brain cells arguing over how I should cut my sandwich

  • @hitomitodoroki1529
    @hitomitodoroki1529 4 года назад +1

    Wow drama... like one of those dramatic movies ever...

  • @mhairi.6p
    @mhairi.6p 3 года назад +2

    *i choose Hange*

  • @unbrkenime8361
    @unbrkenime8361 2 года назад +1

    Kinda reminds me of real housewives
    Eren: ExcUsE Me??
    Jean: * sassy hand on hip pose and flips hair*
    Eren: *insult*
    jean: ExCUsE me??
    Real houswives of the wall OMG LOL

  • @r3yyy566
    @r3yyy566 3 года назад +2

    I chose......
    *Mikasa* ! 😏

  • @icebreaker1225
    @icebreaker1225 3 года назад +1

    Them: “ Who do you like more? “
    Me: “ Armin “
    ✨✨✨✨✨

  • @babygirl_lxndynmxrtin9364
    @babygirl_lxndynmxrtin9364 4 года назад +2

    Yeahhh sooo EREN🥰

  • @jwisunq
    @jwisunq 4 года назад +5

    sorry boys im going for armin🏇

  • @reeseeeeeeeee
    @reeseeeeeeeee 3 года назад +1

    I swear these stuffs would be so funny if we suddenly scream out that I dont like any of them and is actually inlove with someone else-

  • @wiwokaythen4909
    @wiwokaythen4909 3 года назад +1

    Nah babies
    Sasha tho ☺ she's adorable

  • @tornadowolfdakota2234
    @tornadowolfdakota2234 3 года назад +1

    I can’t deal with that, I’m going to Armin and Sasha for this. Too much of a baby to be dealing with arguing at this point 😭

  • @bunnie7571
    @bunnie7571 3 года назад +2

    Haven’t even watched it yet but yes❤️

  • @linneadecker7693
    @linneadecker7693 4 года назад +2

    your kidding just gonna stop the fight cuz i'm here

  • @kittywoa
    @kittywoa 4 года назад +2

    i choose tokoyami even though he's from a completely different anime

  • @Sigmatosigm
    @Sigmatosigm 3 года назад +2

    Oh hey armin 🥰

  • @Mari_anna888
    @Mari_anna888 2 года назад +2

    I choose Hanji