Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Bastionmain... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you turret into the enemy backline and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth aim, and that gorgeous grenade bounces. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you end stream. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off overwatch, you're a great gooner and father of 9, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day you will end stream forever. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first stopped duoing with zbra and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you turretmax with dirt overwatch, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return to your old duos. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. Unfortunately that fraud zbra sold all your matches. You went 0-4 matches and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, but then I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WE ARE OVERWATCH RAHHHH" and I knew everything would be fine. Not only have you changed the game of Overwatch and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, BastionMain Overwatch.☺️♥️🫶🏻
Your telling me he left a match after he couldnt play bastion, lost no elo, and then proceeds to play reaper the next match? This is a historical atrocity
"I am (all of me)"? Seriously? That's the biggest and possibly best surprise i could get in one of your videos, always on board for Sonic content. Or Anarchy Reigns
Dirt is a hero. Playing tank is a burden that most players would never willingly take upon themselves. Without tank players the queue times would never end. o7
0:25 this actually makes my blood boil, how can you be this much of an asshole AND to play him for one whole round too meaning he doesnt even want to fully play bastion and just wanted to be a jackass
This is probably one of those people which have had no friends at school, so they try to be "so funny" on internet. Trust me, i had "pleasure" of meeting those
bestie.. a game of OW shouldn't make your blood boil & if it does it should be bcos he left the game vs picking another hero instead of picking one of the 16 other DPS heros. not bcos someone took the OTPs hero- learn another hero maybe? if this was a mercy/moira/sym or one of the other hated heros y'all wouldn't care and would think it's funny but since it's your OTP streamer u stay in ur feels lol
![Six Hundred Strike [EPIC: The Musical] Full Animatic](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zov6NXIAuow/mqdefault.jpg)
“this roadhog onetrick”
- his tank duo (besides glacier)
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Bastionmain... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you turret into the enemy backline and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth aim, and that gorgeous grenade bounces. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you end stream. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off overwatch, you're a great gooner and father of 9, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day you will end stream forever. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first stopped duoing with zbra and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you turretmax with dirt overwatch, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return to your old duos. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. Unfortunately that fraud zbra sold all your matches. You went 0-4 matches and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, but then I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WE ARE OVERWATCH RAHHHH" and I knew everything would be fine. Not only have you changed the game of Overwatch and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, BastionMain Overwatch.☺️♥️🫶🏻
he ain't noticing you 😭
i hope the big man sees this
This was NOT worth 2 likes
Most sane BastionMain viewer
thanks, now my day is even worse!
Your telling me he left a match after he couldnt play bastion, lost no elo, and then proceeds to play reaper the next match? This is a historical atrocity
Unranked*
Ain't no way editor pulls up with the Shadow The Hedgehog song 😭
1:48 shadow the hedgehog gotta have the hardest opening cutscene ever. this song in the intro goes crazy.
True
Mad respect for sticking to your name. I've been bullied for sticking to OnlyBap when dude was rude enough to say "beg for it'
4:09 The Old doll repairman from Toy Story when he sees Woody's ass is ripped instead of his leg.
bruh how do u even think of this😭
Lifeweaver: *exists*
Bastionmain for some reason: I NEED THAT TWINK OBLITERATED
Bro was indeed receiving deluxe limited edition healing cause the amount of times his healers saved him was phenomenal
Just want to let you guys know I was the chatter that typed Reaper first at 1:12 soooo yeah...you could say I'm famous.
Not the plin plin plon in the first minute. Sad gwyn
0:20 “Um, mods! Put this guy in a blender!”
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME? WALK INTOY MYSTERY!!! 🗣️
Bastion mains muscles are the 2 big guns 🤑🤑🤑
WE TURRETING DIRT TO THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️
Dirt is the hero was all need, but not the one we deserve.
I see you with the Sky Babylon remix Mr. Editor
my hands are smaller, a pencil is actually bigger than my hands
This was very Kraisala.
5:10 say what now
"I am (all of me)"? Seriously? That's the biggest and possibly best surprise i could get in one of your videos, always on board for Sonic content. Or Anarchy Reigns
dirt is so adorable.
Content idea: play ranked with Zbra and Frogger (or any support onetrick) and swap roles and use their one trick hero.
You must have a win
I dont even have to watch yhe video to know who the one trick is
wow maybe that’s cause it’s on the thumbnail 😱😱😱
@@youmakemidedits I'm on phone. It cuts off for me. I didn't even see the whole thing
Pretty sure cyx is the most famous roadhog one trick so assuming it’s dirt is pretty retarded
No way dirt isn’t a 80 year old man with a smoking problem
Only thing more sad that bmain not locking his beloved, is the fact that this BOZO still hasn't started paying his editor more!
bmain is so strong he has to deal with some weirdo named "chat" who sexually harasses him every time he streams 😭😭
LUMEN BASED 3:53
Oh man that Crush 40 Shadow the hedgehog track just unlocked something in me.
It’s not fair, with Martha they have 6 people.
whats the song u played over reaper gameplay
I am... all of me
Dirt is a hero. Playing tank is a burden that most players would never willingly take upon themselves. Without tank players the queue times would never end. o7
I’m pooping rn
Proof ?
@@okbruhlolsjwhw I Always poop while watching overwatch and watch overwatch when I’m pooping
@@MaryJane21406 goated poop strategy????
Suuup Shorty
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Hey lil hands wassup bby
I'm sorry when did reaper have 300 hp
*leaves game because he cant play bastion. pickes reaper next game*
Takes no skill to play Hog. He's so forgiving with his new healing ability.
Song @ 2:40
Dirt or Glacier?
song 2:20 ?
I am (all of me) - Shadow the Hedgehog OST
Hands are small because you are small niamnoitsab
0:25 this actually makes my blood boil, how can you be this much of an asshole AND to play him for one whole round too meaning he doesnt even want to fully play bastion and just wanted to be a jackass
This is probably one of those people which have had no friends at school, so they try to be "so funny" on internet. Trust me, i had "pleasure" of meeting those
bestie.. a game of OW shouldn't make your blood boil & if it does it should be bcos he left the game vs picking another hero instead of picking one of the 16 other DPS heros. not bcos someone took the OTPs hero- learn another hero maybe? if this was a mercy/moira/sym or one of the other hated heros y'all wouldn't care and would think it's funny but since it's your OTP streamer u stay in ur feels lol
Dirt sanest hog player.
First team was garbage anyways
genuine bad player
اول
0 views in 16sec BastionMain fell off😢😢😢
Is dirt autism?
395 views in 10 minutes? Bro fell off
no views in 20 seconds bro fell off
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