[God of War] The TRUE Story of Kratos

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @cappymons8191
    @cappymons8191 7 лет назад +394

    This dude's videos are so awesome but still not famous enough and well..... we can't have that.

  • @Aki-tj8kb
    @Aki-tj8kb 7 лет назад +193

    This man’s channel isn’t big enough..
    *Welp.. can’t have that.*

    • @chicharonn
      @chicharonn 4 года назад +5

      *We REALLY REALLY cant have that.*

    • @thickgus4289
      @thickgus4289 4 года назад

      Ha ha, good one man

  • @lilinu060
    @lilinu060 4 года назад +38

    Still one of my favorite honest gaming histories.
    “Oh you want to learn about a video game character? Let me tell you about one of the most badass characters to ever exist, involving some A1 parenting, the god of brother kidnappings and umpteen betrayals that will have you screaming in joy as you savagely and literally beat skulls in with your bare fists as kratos. Gods don’t like you? Gods not quite on your side? Gods causing you suffering? Well..... can’t have that

  • @sonoftheshogun4184
    @sonoftheshogun4184 5 лет назад +56

    Kratos: ZEUS! Your son has returned... I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!
    Zues:Well... Can't have that

    • @sonoftheshogun4184
      @sonoftheshogun4184 5 лет назад +3

      i made a typeo lmao

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 2 года назад +1

      @@sonoftheshogun4184 UNO Reverse bitches. Kratos kills both Titans and Gods.

  • @kerrynash740
    @kerrynash740 7 лет назад +472

    "Well.....cant have that"

    • @mohamedab9033
      @mohamedab9033 7 лет назад +21

      Each time he said it kept getting funnier than the last LMAO

    • @Valkyryshadow
      @Valkyryshadow 7 лет назад +12

      that never gets old

    • @kerrynash740
      @kerrynash740 7 лет назад +6

      Freaking hilarious 😂

    • @renaldosimpson8755
      @renaldosimpson8755 7 лет назад +6

      Kerry Nash shit had me laughing so much 😂😂😂

    • @jacksepticeyeantisepticeye1374
      @jacksepticeyeantisepticeye1374 6 лет назад +4

      Death: kratos your time has come
      Kratos: *spits in deaths face* cant have that can we? *climbs out*
      Zeus: im gonna kill you now *stabs kratos with blade of Olympus*
      Kratos: shit *death*
      Galia: you cant die you still got a couple more games left
      Kratos: oh right *reserection* god of war 4 here I come

  • @chillordice1362
    @chillordice1362 6 лет назад +102

    This is more interesting than listening to my history teacher. Respects on you brother. You're the best.

  • @tombstonesoda2767
    @tombstonesoda2767 7 лет назад +126

    Thanatos:(kills Deimos)
    Kratos: welp...we can't have that (proceeds to grow the most pissed he ever was in his life)
    Kratos: (tries to kill himself)
    Post credit scene: welp...we can't have that.
    Kratos: boasting about destroying a giant statue
    Statues hand: welp...we can't have that.

    • @Glitches_Aint_Shit
      @Glitches_Aint_Shit 5 лет назад +5

      Tombstone is the perk you need To survive the part about boasting when he tore the Colossus's hand and it crushed him 😂😂😂 your analysis is 100% accurate.

    • @jeremiahcollins4075
      @jeremiahcollins4075 2 года назад +1

      (The Gods doing the duggie)
      Kratos: Welp can't have that.

  • @notsocaringwolf.3763
    @notsocaringwolf.3763 4 года назад +8

    9:44 Best roast ever

  • @riiddisbuk2496
    @riiddisbuk2496 4 года назад +18

    11:53 THE WAY HE ADDRESSED ZEUS 😂🤣👍

  • @botantheshogun4301
    @botantheshogun4301 5 лет назад +24

    Every bad guy in the three games: kill the people he love and respect, turn him into a slave, and try to kill him
    Kratos: Welp, can't have that

  • @luisvilogjr.7815
    @luisvilogjr.7815 5 лет назад +43

    "We had the classics like
    Mario
    Sonic
    And...
    **shows a clip of Kratos ripping Helios' head off**

  • @ACuteBabyKitten
    @ACuteBabyKitten 4 года назад +4

    The thing I love most about your videos is how you say "Can't have that"

  • @nathanielnimblet-bowden7472
    @nathanielnimblet-bowden7472 2 года назад +2

    Almost 5 years later and this is still one of my favourite youtube vidoes of all time

  • @retromanta8740
    @retromanta8740 5 лет назад +5

    Kratos was actually born as a demigod because he's half god and half mortal, which makes him way harder to kill than a normal man, but since he is the son of the king of Olympus that makes him even harder to kill, and also after he kills the God of war he becomes a god, having him almost unkillable at that point.

  • @shadowmasterking6542
    @shadowmasterking6542 3 года назад +3

    thank God you're going back to the old God of war

  • @thelordofthelostbraincells
    @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 года назад +6

    There's a theory that I believe about how kratos is in Norse mythology.
    It's basically a multiple UNIVERSES, like his home universe is the Greeks, another is Nordic, another is Egyptian, and so on and so forth.
    Like I said, I like this better then that that MOBA game called *SMITE* where all the gods and other mythical beings exist at the same time.

  • @paulm3683
    @paulm3683 2 года назад +2

    This video deserves over 1 millions views I've watched these videos too many times and I'm still not tired of it

  • @yoboychef
    @yoboychef 7 лет назад +50

    Bro you are so talented. I️ hope the views start rolling in soon cause your content is very professional!

  • @nathanjoseph5449
    @nathanjoseph5449 4 года назад +14

    *SCREW YOUR DADDY* I loved this line 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @diaborodevil3161
    @diaborodevil3161 2 года назад +2

    How it started ARES
    How it’s going Thor: you seem like a calm and reasonable person are you a calm and reasonable person
    Kratos: boi
    Atreus: yes

  • @kizunadragon9
    @kizunadragon9 3 года назад +2

    Athena: "you will always be a monster."
    Kratos: "yes... but I am your monster no longer."

  • @guyawesome2591
    @guyawesome2591 7 лет назад +67

    you're the best You Tuber ever keep up the great work

  • @christopherfreire5351
    @christopherfreire5351 7 лет назад +4

    I’ve been waiting for this episode ever since I discovered this series, lol. Great job bro.

  • @wabbajack8283
    @wabbajack8283 7 лет назад +3

    Keep it up man! Hoping to see those subscribers rise

  • @maplefox5558
    @maplefox5558 6 лет назад +4

    Bruh sparta was the realest place that ever existed the soldiers were trained in childhood to survive on their own to steal without getting caught and to kill without mercy

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 5 лет назад +16

    I think Vin Diesel would make a good Kratos :)

    • @TheBlackMastadonte
      @TheBlackMastadonte  5 лет назад +3

      Yeah......yeah he would

    • @christopherfrederic9000
      @christopherfrederic9000 5 лет назад +1

      Kratos is in the Norse world because they’re separated realms it’s basically like another reality or dimension the gods know of each other but can’t cross in each other realm the only way to cross between them is with the unity stone

    • @rjthegreatyt9139
      @rjthegreatyt9139 4 года назад

      Not anymore he's gotten kinda fat man

    • @theowilds3778
      @theowilds3778 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@christopherfrederic9000
      One: Kratos traveled across Egyptian myth in his journey from Greece to Norway.
      Two: in the Norse GOW game, the unity stone was hidden by Tyr and Kratos used it to allow him, Atreus and Mimyr(forgive my misspelling) to the location of the hidden temple shrine for the realm of giants and it was absorbed into the temple to bring it back to "Midgard" so Kratos and Atreus can furfill Kratos' second wife's wishes(scatter her ashes at the highest peak in all the realms), so Kratos might have used something else or, as most mythical based games/shows/movies etc don't follow everything detail of every myth to the letter(watch the mythology guy's videos), he just cross the borders of each myth just with his feet.
      Just saying, the creators of these things add some elements of the myths but mostly follow their own rules on storyline to make lots of money💰💰💰($$$$).

  • @DevRaJ-bt2kj
    @DevRaJ-bt2kj 5 лет назад +6

    "Spartans govt was like, whope can't have that"
    2:24 made me laugh all day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Though the story was at its sad 😔 part but his punches didn't let me feel sad at all 😂😂😂
    Good work bro I never got to play that game so much now I'll able to understand it deeply and way better than I expected 😉❤️❤️🔥

  • @carna-9501
    @carna-9501 6 лет назад +15

    *deimos dies*
    Mission failed, we'll get him next time!

  • @bigbadwolf7368
    @bigbadwolf7368 6 лет назад +4

    Kratos is my favourite character in all of gaming. Straight savage Badass he's like an ancient Greek version of Guts from Berserk but with Godly power. Kratos got his revenge tho I think Guts is still trying.

  • @ivancanlas5099
    @ivancanlas5099 7 лет назад +7

    bro this guy deserves a subs!

  • @benretardedkirk1953
    @benretardedkirk1953 6 лет назад +9

    Hey man, you need to do a Honest Gaming History for my man Max Payne.

  • @lolrecanzz
    @lolrecanzz 5 лет назад +1

    Can't wait to see this updated

  • @theyoungfamily8295
    @theyoungfamily8295 6 лет назад +4

    1. Alex Mercer: Prototype Series.
    2. Kiryu Kazuma: Yakuza Series.
    3. Asura: Asuras Wrath Game.

  • @mikailthomas1466
    @mikailthomas1466 4 года назад +7

    I guess he's just too angry to die he even stabbed himself with the "Blade of Olympus" and it didn't kill him damn!

  • @sowergamingbro5885
    @sowergamingbro5885 6 лет назад +14

    Kratos:F@ck olympus

  • @usamazahid3882
    @usamazahid3882 2 года назад +4

    9:43 is my favorite and hilarious savage part in gaming history ever. Kratos's like, *"Athena, I see your point, and I'm gonna let you finish, but F#/$ Olympus!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can imagine both the new voice actor (Christopher Judge) and the old Badass voice actor (T.C. Carson) of Kratos laugh their asses off, and think to themselves.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AJVersatility19
    @AJVersatility19 7 лет назад +8

    This is my first time on this channel, and I'm planning on watching more of this series, but if you guys haven't already, so one for the origin of Siegfried from Soul Calibur. Absolutely one of the best back stories.

  • @lucaswebber1808
    @lucaswebber1808 6 лет назад +12

    Aires = God of Brother Kidnappings XD

  • @1__solo__i172
    @1__solo__i172 6 лет назад +2

    Again AWESOME work.

  • @blackjacket7870
    @blackjacket7870 7 лет назад +162

    Kratos play no games

    • @TheBlackMastadonte
      @TheBlackMastadonte  7 лет назад +8

      Black jacket no he does nor

    • @thedarkphantom3880
      @thedarkphantom3880 6 лет назад +4

      @@TheBlackMastadonte why don't you do every game in one video no edits nothing and no add to either that would be a cool challenge

    • @KennyTurner1996
      @KennyTurner1996 4 года назад

      @@thedarkphantom3880 no add to either?

    • @thedarkphantom3880
      @thedarkphantom3880 4 года назад

      @@KennyTurner1996 adds

    • @iamdillyj
      @iamdillyj 4 года назад

      @@thedarkphantom3880First of all it is spelled ads not adds. So let me get this straight. You want him to make no money from the effort he puts in these FREE videos he does for our entertainment? Man you got some fucking nerve. I would love to see you make a video as good as these and put no ads on it.

  • @jammaster2010
    @jammaster2010 7 лет назад +18

    Dudeeeee i love your gaming history video!!!!

  • @yrg_supremecoop1455
    @yrg_supremecoop1455 3 года назад +1

    Most underrated RUclipsr on RUclips 😤😤😤

  • @EpicvidsKetti08
    @EpicvidsKetti08 6 лет назад +4

    This video is great for people who can’t be bothered to play the first main games

  • @kostasdb8600
    @kostasdb8600 5 лет назад +2

    You didnt talk about his time serving the gods and what happened in chains of olympous that was an immportant part of the lore he reunited with his daughter in the ellysium fieilds and had to give up a happy life with her to save the world. Thats immportant stuff my guy

  • @blackbatman3152
    @blackbatman3152 5 лет назад +2

    Another great history channel you for entertainment and gamerthumbtv for Details

  • @sam_widge9183
    @sam_widge9183 4 года назад +2

    Also guys there are a couple problems where is god of war betrayel and God of war chains of Olympus and also kratos is the son of zues so he was a demigod the whole game

  • @coreyyx1
    @coreyyx1 6 лет назад +6

    It’s funny how none of this would happen if Zeus could’ve kept it in his pants...

    • @TheBlackMastadonte
      @TheBlackMastadonte  6 лет назад +1

      FACTS

    • @MrLung1991
      @MrLung1991 4 года назад +1

      99,9% of greek mythology happens cause of gods not being able to hold it in there pants

  • @comrade_dzayk
    @comrade_dzayk 3 года назад +3

    Wait, he mentioned the Pandora's box. I thought Dante (DMC franchise) got it already!

  • @marewedlock2321
    @marewedlock2321 2 года назад +1

    Word on the block is that Kratos wasn't actually mortal in real life but did exist. They tortured and killed his children in front of him and his wife, then forced him to kill his wife. He promised his wife before he killed her that he would never stop going to war because of this. He then killed everyone one by one by challenging them in honorable contest and was victorious. After that he went from war to war and never stopped. The only time he wasn't at war was when he was being tortured in captivity.

  • @danielspanel7150
    @danielspanel7150 7 лет назад +1

    THE BEST i say THE BEST explaining of God of War history EVER

  • @kritarthsharma949
    @kritarthsharma949 5 лет назад +1

    My accompalishment : i have completed every god of war game ( except 1 and 2) on the highest difficulty possible and have done all the challenges provided. So i am feeling like a god of war . And we can have that. It took the fuck out of me to reach this accompalishment man.

  • @umutbeydogan6660
    @umutbeydogan6660 7 лет назад +2

    MAAAAAN PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS

  • @benjaminisrael7590
    @benjaminisrael7590 5 лет назад +1

    THANK GOD THAT YOU DID THIS I HAVE ALMOST (GOW4) ALL THE GAMES AND IM IN LOVE WITH THE SEIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lukalekveishvili6210
    @lukalekveishvili6210 7 лет назад +1

    great video. good job. i really liked it!

  • @okami9484
    @okami9484 7 лет назад +1

    Keep them coming bro.

  • @AquosYeah
    @AquosYeah 7 лет назад +31

    my little brother beat the first god of war on ps2
    the first game he ever beat to the credits at the age of 6
    #soproud

    • @mr.sadist4616
      @mr.sadist4616 7 лет назад +1

      At what difficulty? Lol, just kidding ; )

    • @Y4L3Lol
      @Y4L3Lol 5 лет назад +2

      Your little brother is no mortal

    • @Hs-uc7lq
      @Hs-uc7lq 4 года назад

      Raian Kabir Oof

    • @DeathLore
      @DeathLore 4 года назад

      And saw titties.

  • @524277a
    @524277a 7 лет назад +1

    Keep up the great work man! Awesome videos!

  • @legendarykingr6239
    @legendarykingr6239 5 лет назад +2

    In future scaling of Kratos keep in mind that he killed Kronos which created time.

  • @chorn83
    @chorn83 6 лет назад +2

    Why did they make Kratos which is the name of Zeus brother and his guardian his son? Also at the end of three, he never dies the ending with the trail of blood at the end.

  • @megamunkey
    @megamunkey 4 года назад +3

    So am I the only person that pronounces Kratos like Krados

  • @elobro9612
    @elobro9612 6 лет назад +6

    You deserve more subs dude! WTF ??

  • @Adam-nm4dz
    @Adam-nm4dz 6 лет назад +2

    i just found out about you dude, you hella funny. you got my subscription

  • @Beric8
    @Beric8 7 лет назад +1

    Love this stuff, keep em coming

  • @Wavyslim
    @Wavyslim 6 лет назад +1

    “Athena I see your point and ima let you finish, but FUCK Olympus” LMAFOOO
    prolly my favorite line

  • @bluerdoll3460
    @bluerdoll3460 4 года назад +2

    ah, a great start to the vid, clasic games like mario, sonic and riping helios's head off

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 4 года назад +1

    Athena:If you kill the gods,the world will be destroyed!!
    Kratos:I will still kill the gods!!
    The world:Gets destroyed*
    Kratos:surprised Pikachu face*
    Well,guess i have to find another world and teach someone to do better than me to become a good guy.

  • @nasirmarcelandrews7653
    @nasirmarcelandrews7653 5 лет назад +4

    I was 7 when my dad introduced me to this game

  • @2502devilmaycry
    @2502devilmaycry 7 лет назад +1

    wow that was awesome keep up the good work

  • @mcjay7288
    @mcjay7288 5 лет назад +2

    Ya should definitely update his story with the new God of war already out love the series tho keep it up🤙

  • @nourdawa5740
    @nourdawa5740 4 года назад +1

    Derrad was here!🖤

  • @rashedurrahman7630
    @rashedurrahman7630 6 лет назад +1

    Please cover the next god of war as soon as possible. Eagerly waiting for that.

  • @AakashParihar_
    @AakashParihar_ 6 лет назад +4

    "Welps ... Can't have that " 😂😂😂 said it at least 5-6 times ... But the review was cooler than playing the game even though I never played anyone in the series 😂

  • @MUMUMUMUist
    @MUMUMUMUist 3 года назад +1

    1:45 "Screw My Kid" is not what you want to say when talking about. It can mean alot of things.

  • @future_jay1435
    @future_jay1435 7 лет назад +1

    Your videos are hilarious and great keep the good work up

  • @redredacted1854
    @redredacted1854 7 лет назад +1

    “If you kill Zeus and the rest of Olympus, the world will tear itself apart”
    Kratos-“You know what? Fuck Olympus.”
    Savage AF 9000

  • @azashfield3944
    @azashfield3944 6 лет назад +1

    Dude, seriously, Do the Old Man Kratos!! I need it!

  • @rayhodge1312
    @rayhodge1312 6 лет назад +2

    Just discovered this channel, its gooood shit fam! Especially this series

  • @lazarusmakesmusic
    @lazarusmakesmusic 6 лет назад

    Bro I think I'm addicted to these

    • @TheBlackMastadonte
      @TheBlackMastadonte  6 лет назад

      +LaZy 3x Haha Thank you bro. As long as you're enjoying the content

  • @operator7209
    @operator7209 5 лет назад +1

    One more thing Kratos murdered all of his family ties including the olympians All the Olympian gods are related to Kratos such as Hades being Kratos Uncle and most of them being his uncle doesn’t really make it less dark just wanted to point that out before everyone else

  • @vlad_47
    @vlad_47 5 лет назад +1

    Legendary video

  • @theoutlaw1019
    @theoutlaw1019 6 лет назад +2

    I've played good of war and decided to watch this...best ever lol

  • @M8E8L
    @M8E8L 7 лет назад +1

    I honestly hope these publishers start sponsoring you to make these for pre-release events.

  • @mikailthomas1466
    @mikailthomas1466 4 года назад +1

    Yeah but before that Ares teleported kratos' wife and chill to Athens I guess.

  • @MegaAngryfan
    @MegaAngryfan 6 лет назад

    Haha I loved this. Your stories are so lit

  • @younesboulite1793
    @younesboulite1793 7 лет назад +7

    nice video you deserve 370M Like

  • @omarmedina3893
    @omarmedina3893 7 лет назад +1

    "Bitch ass nigga Zeus" that made me laugh until it got painful... great video

  • @sam_widge9183
    @sam_widge9183 4 года назад +3

    I've been playing god of war scince i was 2 gonna make my kid play them too

  • @sam_widge9183
    @sam_widge9183 4 года назад +2

    Gamers, what about God of war betrayel?
    You tubers: welp cant have that

  • @gedohera61plays84
    @gedohera61plays84 5 лет назад +1

    Well this is my childhood

  • @ImTurnerz
    @ImTurnerz 6 лет назад

    This was a mad intro...... ..... Subbed x

  • @jargalbarsbold5667
    @jargalbarsbold5667 7 лет назад +1

    Only Kratos can defeat Kratos, however Kratos does not approve of Kratos killing himself so Kratos lives.

  • @acedolittlepetowner9340
    @acedolittlepetowner9340 6 лет назад +3

    Zeus: I can do whatever I want because I.am.KING. kratos: hold my beer, (kills Zeus) you were saying? Me: you do not mess with someone who is up there with Altair AND Dante.

  • @dwaynejones3173
    @dwaynejones3173 7 лет назад +14

    Cole mcagather from infamous

  • @karas_kuuhaku7670
    @karas_kuuhaku7670 4 года назад +1

    Oh shit found it. But could use a refresher with 4 added

    • @alibastican541
      @alibastican541 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/EoChHjwzseg/видео.html he did it in here

  • @goldentitangaming5787
    @goldentitangaming5787 6 лет назад +1

    Just thinking kratos should've just use hades claws on use imagine the power he could had

  • @jontuxen2724
    @jontuxen2724 6 лет назад +6

    So Kratos become a new god of war.....but he still pissed
    That one got me XD

  • @deshantaebishop6791
    @deshantaebishop6791 6 лет назад +1

    Best story teller ever lol

  • @bigbadwolf7368
    @bigbadwolf7368 6 лет назад +1

    Edit: He is ripper tearer slasher gouger he is the teeth in the darkness the talons in the night his is rage and strength and power. HE IS KRATOS.

  • @Mrgokujr2012
    @Mrgokujr2012 2 года назад

    Sounds like the makings of a good Netflix anime.

  • @mrkanye1605
    @mrkanye1605 7 лет назад

    You sir have a bright future ahead.
    *Ey bro remember im one of your first and solid fan🙂🙂*