Hello there, you may know me as a Tiktoker or you may not know me and think I'm a total creep judging from this video. I won't deny it. Have a nice day. #comedy #romantic
@invinciblegamer_2006 people keep replying to my original comment that this guy piggy backed off of, so I check comments now and then and noticed this one lol
See the trick is to drug both glasses, but build up an immunity to the drugs, also do it in public, so you can say it was someone else that drugged both your drinks.
actually its diet soda in one and normal in the other, and she forgot what one was the diet. You don´t have to be that suspicious. And she got a giant model railway set int he basement, that was what she was talking about.
@@marcoprincessalol6864 oh no someone said something that isn't dumb,noooo sorry I'm so sorry that your dumbass head can't comprehend what he said but it's ok not everyone is smart. Some can be dumb too
Which basement were talking about, one down her stairs or one in kitchen down her stairs because it hard not to get lost in her lovely basement, she can keep me there as much as she likes mind. 🤣
Second option : don't give her your number, and visit her without id in your wallet on the first date. Bonus advice: Wear an iron chastity belt, locked with a key hidden in a teeth 😂
omg I watch a lot of analog horror but that last bit almost gave me a heart attack. the date started as a rom-com and slowly devolved into psychological horror I love it
P Emerich I agree. Sylvia does have the decapitated head of a giant horse in her yard. Probably should have been a red flag when he arrived for the date to be honest.
Its so weird how incels like you will say that when a woman makes a tiktok skit she is funny and sexy, but when a man makes a tiktok skit everyone treats him like a normal person. Why can’t you just ignore that you want to have sex with her, and just watch the video normally.
@@Sernival i don’t think bud is simping I think it’s a pretty accurate opinion that a woman with a sense of humor is way more attractive than some superficial broad who thinks being cute or funny is going cross eyed and sticking her tongue out
You have a misguided sense of attraction my friend, it only takes one time of experiencing this irl for that red flag to be burned into your soul. You will have to learn the hard way I'm afraid
She's a keeper, but more in the she has a lot of keys for the locks in the basement than the 'I can forsee myself spending a lot of time with her' way. You couldn't forsee it, which is the point of the drink.
She's not socially awkward she's awkwardly social
Crazy 🙃
I get it lmao
i’ve seen that a million other times
😂😂😂
I thought i was socially awkward or that it could be bad, but this is next level bad
That last shot turned into a horror movie 💀
It was always a horror movie. You just caught it at the end. Lol
That actually scared me bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I jumpscare 😢
@@capitanawesome44I thought something was a little off
Jesus loves you.
The way she turned off the tv so abruptly was hilarious.
Horn if you like pubs.
@@viz8746📯📢
@@viz8746💀
Lol
The way I recognize that sound is concerning
"I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown" -Krillin
But.......
😂😂😂😂😂
Idk how these do it too have these babes loyal I’ve tried everything too keep em 😭
Nice TFS reference
"...but if you had a wig..."
"I could fix her" famous last words 💀
Nah cuz I said those words and they weren't my last HAH
@@impulse7942 Bro is still watching over for 4 months
@@invinciblegamer_2006 yep
I wouldn't change a thing
@invinciblegamer_2006 people keep replying to my original comment that this guy piggy backed off of, so I check comments now and then and noticed this one lol
One person's "she belongs in an asylum" is another person's "she's all I ever wanted"
Hostage or not, it's good to be held.
@@Adrevenue1331 LMMFAO! 😂
Crazy comes in a variety of flavors and you know what they say in french, "variety is the spice of..... anyways"
@@Adrevenue1331NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
Why can’t you be both people 😊
The way she said "you want it both"?. After confusing which was drugged got me so good 😂😂😂
Mix them together and share :)
I don't get it
i thought it was just so that she didnt look racist
@@John1250gerhgidehgirehg nah
See the trick is to drug both glasses, but build up an immunity to the drugs, also do it in public, so you can say it was someone else that drugged both your drinks.
Two possible endings:
1.- No kidneys or other organ
2.- non stop Snu snu
both if you're reeeaally kinky
Yes snu snu
You know what I'll take the gamble!
You need only one organ for snu-snu
I like those odds 😊
“We’re having spaghetti to forgetti our regretti” fucking got me😂
*Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli*
@@percival8193it’s been 15 years since I’ve watched SpongeBob, and that ish is printed on my brain 🤣
@@totesmagotes3688 15 years and yet we still arent closer to uncovering whats in the pocketoli are we ?
😂😂😂😂
I love that she had two completely different glasses to remember which one was the drugged one and still ended up forgetting
actually its diet soda in one and normal in the other, and she forgot what one was the diet.
You don´t have to be that suspicious.
And she got a giant model railway set int he basement, that was what she was talking about.
gotta test if its good stuff or not
@sewing machine name checks out
I can personally relate 😂
@@Steven-ly9ei What- what?
The way I jumped back in horror when the last clip played
How sweet of her to offer him both drinks, so selfless.
You know what they say: when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
Wanda
the bojack ref lol
@@Brandon-wz9hj
Wanda?
@@Womanfemale12bojack
Yes BoJack Horseman taught me this.
She just opened herself to a brand new market of men, including me
Take me in that list😊
And me
And women, I'm right here
And me
We gotta stop having a thing for crazy bitches
The way she dropped the remote and posed matched with the beat 😂
I knew the last part was coming but my soul still left my body-
Same
This whole video was creepy and that last part got me as well 😮
She's a keeper: offers you basement, makes you hide in a closet just to do chaotically wholesome peekaboo, how sweet
I’m subbed to you Heisenberg
welp we have our sacrifice, come on boys! hop on to it!
@@world--Stardon't it's a bot
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@@tmbpotatoe5975i can be a sacrifice i don't mind
"... you want both?" 😂 I'm fucking dying
Not right away.... 🤣
I can't like because it's already at 666 :(
@@ulqcifer1it wat 999 but i sont care i liked
The battle of wits has begun.
I was laughing at the sniffing the cups cause I'd be hauling ass outta there at that moment
"Ｗｅ'ｒｅ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｓｐａｇｅｔｔｉ ｔｏ ｆｏｒｇｅｔｔｉ ｏｕｒ ｒｅｇｒｅｔｔｉ"
-Ｓｉｌｖｉａ
I'm now scared to enter any woman's domicile😭
Left brain: She is going to kill us
Right brain: smash
Right brain: let me tell you something.
Right brain: is bro okay?
there is also the risky chance of not getting to smash before dying
Left Brain: “Knock her up, this our kind of crazy.”😜
My right brain: smash. My left brain: double smash
God, her face at the end is nightmare material. Love it 😂
@@THEANTISUPERFURRYActual child.
Jumpscared me
Made me laugh my ass off.
@@THEANTISUPERFURRYthink he’s referring to ur pfp and username
He is pretending to be an animal or something idk@@THEANTISUPERFURRY
This is where it all begins
I can't fix her. She's perfect
"I love you too"
*slaps*
hi 130
Jamie pull up that frame
Was more like a calm pat 😂
@@ItsyourboyPenguinboy Slight slap
"More"
Silvia has perfected silent jump scares
fr lmaoooo
Kinda was expected 😂
The Jerma
Omg I died 💀
That shit was so scary. TT
I like how this is her first video and her most popular
She’s perfect. I’m not fixing her just being terrible together
Thank God she actually used POV correctly unlike most people
yes! such a peeve lol
@@marcoprincessalol6864 oh no someone said something that isn't dumb,noooo sorry I'm so sorry that your dumbass head can't comprehend what he said but it's ok not everyone is smart. Some can be dumb too
@@marcoprincessalol6864 what you're doing is coping with being wrong all the time 🤡
She's been researching what POV means on that TV
@@SpaceMissile i was not wrong (vine boom) i was right (vine boom) clown yourself (vine boom, louder vine boom, peeking vine boom)
That ending was scarier than most horror films
Pretty sure I cried for half a second there it was just too brief to be noticable
'Ello poppet!
Jerma sus face
Remembered me of some indie japanese terror games
I jumped a bit
I can honestly say this isn’t the creepiest date I’ve been on, thank you
that smile at the end caught me offguard im literally dying 💀💀💀
Next morning: "hey, you, you're finally awake"
"You were trying to cross the border,
right?"
"Walked right into that imperial ambush just like us and that Thief over there"
"I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits"
"We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.."
"Shut up back there!"
She's chaotically wholesome, definitely a keeper
Yes a keeper… of souls
she finna keep me in a basement
I got the honor of giving you a 700 like milestone. Congrats, soldier.
your radar is broken
She watches ph and has lightsabers tho
The last scene actually jumpscared me T-T
The smack after she places your hand on her face 😂
BONK
i don’t want to fix her, i want to enable her.
And to use her for? 😳
My man has a point
@@neilraymondtia2401for her needs well ofc 😂
@@neilraymondtia2401🤫
Bro she will be lashing you with a spiked whip!!
"I could fix her."
"I would choose not to."
@@Adrevenue1331 "But I still could."
But whatever's wrong with her is kinda hot
@Ducbery lmao! I agree with ya there lol.
"I could make her worse!"
This, of all of them for some unknown reason, is my favorite.
There are so many hilarious parts in this video, but the light slap has me rolling with laughter 😂😂
"she's not fixable but she's relatable"
That’s concerning
@@dingoatemykidneys835agreed
You should be in jail
@@SahilSharma-dt7qnFor what reason, good sir?
If a pretty woman is this nervous around you, its either a really good sign, or you are actually about to see a lot of that basement
Her Russian uncle waiting down there
She's only that nervous if you are her first.
@@casted_shadowstrue but usually people lose their nervosity when they do something a lot of time
No, that basement is about to see a lot of you
@@casted_shadowstuesdays just be like that
Anyone else notice the sound made when the remote hit the couch, matched the end beat/rhythm to the “cornpub theme”
I don't see a problem with this. This is ideal. Right down to the forced hydration.
She literally made me feel like I was playing Resident Evil.
Lady Demitrescu 💘
Resident evil: Girlfriend's house
She's the stalker enemy. Instead of "you are dead" it's "She is pregnant"
@@gaelofariandel6747" you are dad"
rel.
"She might kidnap you and keep you in her basemen-"
"Smash, next question."
Which basement were talking about, one down her stairs or one in kitchen down her stairs because it hard not to get lost in her lovely basement, she can keep me there as much as she likes mind. 🤣
Brilliant 😂
She reminds me of a young Cosby.
@@towerofgodfan4107SELLIN EM ON ICE SINCE 1983
@@towerofgodfan4107I think its gon be more like sexual assault 😅
I can fix her… but she’s better this way.
Going on a date at your house sounds fun
This is the closest I've had to a real date, so thank you.
Same here, dude.
couldnt agree more... too bad its gon stay that way....
@@kirdot2011but it's not... Unless you want it to.
L
777 like
if a girl liked me this much, i'd get a system error
i don't think we've been told what she was trying to do...for all we know she could be trying to harvest his organs or steal his valuables
She is imitating her bfs mate...
This is not "liking you." If someone acts like this that is a bad thing.
@@RisenSlash Pretty sure it was a joke.
That's not "liking someone too much", that's been a mentally unstable individual.
This is the funniest woman on Earth. Laughed harder at this than anything in my life.
Yanderes... An addictive drug to many.
Horrifying to the weak willed. 😔
She gives you 2 drinks, she can cook spaghetti, she spends time with you, watch tv and play hide and seek together isn’t she the perfect girl? ❤
ONG
Definitely a keeper
Then you wake up in a cold basement with one of your kidneys missing
@@H0tGlueGunI can work with that. Helps stop my addiction to top ramen.
As a wise commenter once said: "I just like weird chicks" -Slothfullgamer
Honestly I'd stay at her house, she seems very warm and comforting (Help I'm trapped in her basement!!!!)
I’m on way to save you bro
Mmmmh cosey basement ~
Wym that's good deal. Free housing and food plus you get a whole basement to yourself.😂
And probably all the sex you want to
@@karmst1996don’t forget about the free bdsm and forced sex 😂
Bro the end had me falling of my bed dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: it scared me💀😂
How can a face so pretty also be so scary... Lol!
Yall gotta agree, if women gave this many hints the world would be perfect
Agreed.☕
You still wouldnt get any
I didn’t understand the hint where he put the hand on her face tho 🤔😂
The world would be ALOT more perfect if they just grew a pair and be straightforward
You don't want that.
"Tonight, we're having spaghetti to forgetti our regretti"
Best spaghetti line yet
Moms spaghetti has been dethroned
My Response:
"Pasta la Vista"
Mario: let's uh c abt dat 😂🤣 also: won't it b hilarious if Mario could pull dat off? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro at this point I'm that lonely, I'd probably still stay just to have someone else's company
lol the way I was about to go to bed and I see that smile lol
This can literally be a horror game 😂
Horror is not comedy.
@@timurkral3781 oh, but it is
Wait, that'd actually be rlly cool
Maybe in the future🫡
Gives off resident evil 7 vibes
She's the type that if you blink on the first date, as soon as you open your eyes you have a mortgage, 2 cars, 3 kids and its been 7 years already.
😂
This guy
@@richardromero1736that’s what im sayinggg. F*king desperate
Second option : don't give her your number, and visit her without id in your wallet on the first date. Bonus advice: Wear an iron chastity belt, locked with a key hidden in a teeth 😂
Or you wake up in the basement, in a big well without water.
And you see here in a suit of human skin...
The slap tho 😭
Not even gonna lie. I would've seen all those crimson red flags, felt every alarm go off in my head, and still would've gone for it 👉👌
omg I watch a lot of analog horror but that last bit almost gave me a heart attack. the date started as a rom-com and slowly devolved into psychological horror I love it
the unhinged smile was amazing
Analog horror? Is that like found footage?
@@collecticusyeah, it's horror set in the VHS era which basically means slap a vhs filter on something and it's analog horror
@@ravencollins5638 That sounds like those terrible, but charming shot-on-video movies.
You're too easy to scare. It didn't scare me at all, I was kinda expecting it.
"Is she into you? Well, you can't really tell."
I ser you are a man on culture as well
@@SteelRob21🎯
😂
Must be Canadian and was just being nice
😂😂 Man I love how to basic
the last scene was like granny : whereeee are you ,you want to play hide and sike
The end was terrifying😅 but I would have stayed 😂
the last part gave an heartattack
SAME WHAT THE HECK
I’m so
So
So
Help…
WeeeoooWEEOOO
Grammar police:
Replace the "an" with "a" in your sentence citizen, or we many have to comment violent phrases.
WEEOOweeoo...
@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075dam duck
agree
"you want a drink?" *sniffs* "....you want both?" GOT ME LMAOO
Facts
Why was it poisoned??
@@surendrathapa1861roofies bro... It's a skit about raping a guy
@@BuFFAlBillsI'm pretty sure it was sleep drug so she could keep him in her basement
“i love you too”
*slaps*
Who would push away a girl who wants to kiss?
i’m desperate enough that i’d be down
Don't act like this isn't a dream date
@@user-ct1lf3hf1v true
Same brother, same. 😂
Agreed
😂😂😂 no more men with dignity. I doubt any woman would want a desperate man calling and being a annoying 24/7 just to hit that
that last bit actually made my heart drop
Same🤣🤣
You’re one coward democrat, lmfao
For real my heart stopped beating for a second 😂
Glad I’m not the only one
Same😂😂😂
I would not regret this date. Seems like fun
This was definitely her brother trying to pay her an innocent visit!
"Please don't leave" is excellent.
Also "you want a drink? Just take both"😂
What goes on in my head every day I spent in my head. *she leaves anyway
@@zombiekila187 whut did you just type 💀 I can’t understand
what we men will endure for some ...........
@@yukhziawhat* 🤓
You seem like a stable individual.
A calm and reasonable person
🐴🏠
P Emerich I agree. Sylvia does have the decapitated head of a giant horse in her yard. Probably should have been a red flag when he arrived for the date to be honest.
Can't spell stable without stab 🙃
@@WhyName Stabbing seems too boring for someone of their caliber
I'd be flattered that a woman would be working so hard to keep me.
Thats what i call perfect line delivery.
"You want both?"
I cracked at this😭💀💀
I don't understand what both it is
@@anonymousviewer383 she drugged one and forgot
@@blaire9524 ok thanks
Ya that got me too😂
😂😂😂
I swear girls with personality and a sense of humor is the sexiest shit ever
Ong
Its so weird how incels like you will say that when a woman makes a tiktok skit she is funny and sexy, but when a man makes a tiktok skit everyone treats him like a normal person. Why can’t you just ignore that you want to have sex with her, and just watch the video normally.
Dont simp too hard over a video and something that doesnt exist
@@Sernival i don’t think bud is simping I think it’s a pretty accurate opinion that a woman with a sense of humor is way more attractive than some superficial broad who thinks being cute or funny is going cross eyed and sticking her tongue out
You have a misguided sense of attraction my friend, it only takes one time of experiencing this irl for that red flag to be burned into your soul.
You will have to learn the hard way I'm afraid
That last partt SCARED me!
That last frame genuinely scared the life outta me
She's a keeper, mainly because you have no choice
She’s a keeper cause she wants me so bad
Shes a keeper cuz she keeping you 😂
She's a keeper, but more in the she has a lot of keys for the locks in the basement than the 'I can forsee myself spending a lot of time with her' way.
You couldn't forsee it, which is the point of the drink.
1. Super cute
2. Cooks for you
3. Same taste in media
4. Slight accent
5. Perceptive & attentive
What's not to go for here?
Agreeable
Real and she is a ten we got the same taste in media
You forgot watches po-
@@AkiLoggmovie night
Also simp
She got that guy humor
She seems like a lot of fun, Idec if she crwzy
Still more affection than i ever gotten on my dates
Still more dates than I ever gotten 🗿
Well that's the point of the short, it's way too much attention
@@apexdude105 And roofies.
@@Gimmegames4free6942 LOL
@@apexdude105 well that’s the point of his comment, many of us get none at all
She's a keeper... not a creep at all. She wont stab you on your sleep.😂😂😂
She's more of a k-per with 'idna' in the middle
Yes, she's indeed a keeper. I don't think anyone will ever see that guy ever again.
Last Time i heard this, i was close to loose a kidney.... 😏😏😏
She's a keeper not a creeper
@@Itz_Nevabars
If she ain't like this I don't want her
this must be the love and affection they talk about... like I would know :D:
it went from awkward date to psychological horror...
Smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Green Mile
Literally the perfect wife.
no sir, she is modeling unhealthy behavior
@@reptilesgamers00 red flags have never looked so irresistible😅😅
@@fauzanaziz6365 It's the green flags you're imagining covering the red you don't see
@@reptilesgamers00 he's just color blind, leave him alone
@@traphimawari7760 no no, the flags aren’t red…. YET. he hasn’t lost enough blood for her to paint the flags yet
Everyone says they want a yandere until one shows up
THE TINY SLAP-
Now this deserves a movie, that ending 🤡
Fr dude
That face is way scarier than the spooky clowns
That sent shivers throughout my entire body and gave me ptsd
The perfect date doesn't exi-
That is exactly what I thought. Thank you
i am rizzed all the way up
This is good. I'm trying to find a smooth line to say when denying two drinks with roofies.
@@0xCAFEF00D why deny
TFW no murder me gf
Terrifying but intriguing.
Like a true horror film starts
If someone I dated did things like this jokingly I would live it