dumbledore being confusing for 3 minutes straight
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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1:12
*dumbledore* *asked* *calmly*
You Suck EMPHASIS ON THE CALMLY
What we all really came here for. 🙌🏻
‘calmly’ 👌
Yore doktor fil pic just mecs it beter!! But tru😂
Maj popcorn Hamren OKAY I KONW ENGLISH PROBABLY ISN’T YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE BUT I CAN’T WITH THAT SPELLING-
Correct: *Your Doctor Phil* pic just *makes* it *better* !! But *true* 😂
Basically Dumbledore saying: ” *My goals are far beyond your understanding* ”
Lawn Mower Lol 😂
Ahh the Thawne approach
Oh I’m not like Tom Riddle at all. Some would say I’m the reverse
*helicopter sounds intensify*
Hand starts to vibrate
dumbledore was like high in prisoner of azkaban
kamkrajc Dumbledore is ALWAYS high.
@@emi7594 No only after 1945
he became a user after Ariana's death... omg
@@lasvina3610 wasnt that the year he duelled GRINDELWALD
@@burhanuddinmaskawala187 When you lock up your Husband for mass murder and treason life gets hard ok 🥺😭😭
you missed the best one
“what happened between you and professor quireel is a complete secret. naturally, the whole school knows”
VERY TRUE
I was so confused with this part
He is implying that in Hogwarts every “secret” spreads rapidly, so everyone at the end know everything they shouldn’t
That's not confusing, it makes absolute sense and is a life principle 😂
Bruh thank god. I really thought I was going crazy the first time I watched that scene. God damn Dumbledore. 😂😂💀💀💀
Literally anyone: professor where is bathroom
Dumbledore: the sky is blue
Them: 👁️👄👁️
I mean I disagree but he could just be a centaur XD
Dumbledore: Where would you say the bathroom is?
@@seagold7808 a-at the bathroom, professor
tHe bAtHrOoM cAn bE wHeRevEr yOu wAnT iT tO bE
You fool, they call it ‘lavatory’ in the Harry Potter world.
1:06 **casually says “g0oDn1gHt” after Harry and hermione nearly got killed by a werewolf**
@Izzy Zarlish I don't think it matters, it wasn't said in the books anyway.
:)
@@candykittenlove2504 :0 back from the dead??
@@candykittenlove2504 oh hi
@@nightmaremono7363 its in the movie when Hermione and Harry went time traveling to save Sirius and BuckBeak and Hermione or Harry said "We did it!" Though they were in the past and Dumbledore said "Did what, Goodnight" . Well yeah its in the movie "Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban" :)
Nobody:
Not even the goblet of fiyah:
Dumbledore: yesn’t
@Tired Peach omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂😂
“Fiyah” 💀💀 that had me rolling
That means nobody’s saying nothing-
Lol😂😂😂
New title: Harry being confused by Dumbledore for 3 minutes straight
Lucie Charlesworth tittle
Silverer what do you mean? That’s what I wrote?
@@luciecharlesworth8027 He/she means that you spelled "Title" wrong.
Silverer that’s what I wrote and it’s right go google if you don’t believe me
I read that as title and then had to double check. I think the word you are looking for is title
0:20
Harry: So then, this shows us what we want, *whatever we want?*
Dumbledore: *WeLl yEs aNd nO-*
Yes but actually no
Yes'nt
He was right. What makes you happiest is not always what you want. I did not find it confusing.
This one actually makes sense tho
The way he said was cute and funny
as someone once said " dumbledore is basically a walking fortune cookie"
facts
Dumbledore: “too everyone who does not wish to die a painful death😌”
Harry: 😐🤨
To not too
hehehe..-
More like: 😨
Those are literally the perfect emojis to describe his face loll.
In the book Harry was like: 😂😶🤭
"Did what?"
* walks down the stairs *
"Goodnight"
* waves at Harry and Hermione *
I love that scene
Dumbledore was Always funny
Ngl without context its just your casual oblivion NPCS
Hahah
That was his way of saying "don't talk about it."
Nobody:
Dumbledore: yEs BuT nO.
I love Rapunzel 💜💜
You low key mean yesn't
That's my answer to most yes/no questions 😅
no’nt but actually yesn’t
Nyes
Dumbledore is the kid who answers Math questions when it's History exam
No he isn’t
222nd like :)
But still aces the test
@@abidaanjumahona8995 Yes
@@abidaanjumahona8995 yes he is.
The worst part about the movie messing up the “did you put your name in the goblet of fire?” Is that it gets a crucial element of Dumbledore’s character just wrong... he’s immensely intelligent, he already knew of course Harry didn’t put his name in the goblet fire. Not to mention the fact that he only shouts maybe once in the series
Correct, he shouted during the Half-Blood Prince, where he told Harry he did not have to follow by the prophecy, along with other things.
Exactly this. It drives me crazy when movies change a character's actions for dramatic effect, when it results in the character being portrayed with personality characteristics that are markedly different from what the author deliberately crafted. I have a hard time watching the Potter films because of this, along with the fact that they omit so many great details, as well as completely fabricating some others. This Goblet of Fire scene is definitely one of the most egregious examples of things that drive me nuts in HP movies.
Exactly. He shouts at the end of goblet of fire wehn he's really angry after finding out that moody was actually Barty crouch Jr. It's a really impactful scene in the books as it shows how angry he is but in the movie it doesn't seem significant cuz he was shouting most of the time anyways.
Blame the director who never read the books.
@@thatonepersonwholikestomio9691 he also shouted when crouch jr got outed as mad eye moody
*I think he secretly loves confusing them.*
*Facts*
Always
There is no secret
That’s not a secret lmao
@@piyushaawasthipandey4686 sorry 😰😰😰😭😭😭
0:18 I love Harry's reaction so much
he really said 🤨
imagine just entering a school that you might potentially die
@@realcartoongirl you mean any public U.S. schools
He's just like tf kinda school is this?
@@seby826 Damn 😂
As Ron said, "He's brilliant and everything, but cracked"
He’s not confusing he just knows everything there is to know.
Dumbledore in year 1-2: talks calmly
Dumbledore in year 3-7: “DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE” said Dumbledore calmly while changing his appearance
And next he dont say anything cause he is dead
*Dumbledore says, ‘ Please. ‘ c a l m l y*
@Umamaheswari G yeah OG dumbledore sadly passed away.
He wasn't calm about it but he certainly didn't yell there
@Umamaheswari G I know that there was two actors...because the first actor you know...died?
Harry: where would it take me?
Dumbledore: oN
*insert laugh track*
aHa indeed
Still to this day, I failed to fully understand what that meant.
@@faisalakhtar3394 means harey will be alive
@@realcartoongirl The other way around. "On" means to die. It is explained by Nearly Headless Nick at the end of book 5. Most people chose to go "on" (dying), instead of going back as a ghost.
Also in book 7, Ron says that maybe Dumbledore is still "alive" as a ghost, but Harry tells him that he would prefer to go on.
That's why Harry doesn't take any train. He chooses to come back, but he doesn't come back as a ghost because he didn't really died, he was saved by his mother's protection that was in his blood, blood that Voldemort used to rebuild his body.
Harry: “so it shows us whatever we want?”
Dumbledore: “well yes, but actually no”
JUST THREE MINUTES? MORE LIKE AN ENTIRE BOOK SERIES
Dumbledore was so eccentric. 😂
SO FUCKING TRUE
more like any scene dumbledore was in and any time he talked ever
I love that everyone else is so chill with being told they might die and harry at 0:18 is just there like "Wtf kind of school is this"?!
HIS "bye😘👋" AT 1:05 IS KILLING ME😭😭😭😭
He said “good night”
1:01
dumbledore: well?
pottah: he’s free. we did it
dumbledore: did what?
*goodnight* 😀👋
dumbledore: out of bounds
harry: *challenge accepted*
Mcgonagall: Where is Dumbledore?
Mcgonagall: Slytherin wins the house cup!
Dumbledore: 50 points for Gryffindor!!
Mcgonagall: Here he is.
Snape: WTH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
@@elizabethfielder574 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH (but no hate for Severus)
@@anushkaauddy2126 Severus would be crying when Dumbledore gives points to gryffindor
Poor sev, he must have struggle to make the Slytherin to win the house cup
@@lalkiran1950 Yea but not cry he does have alot of self control
Oh heres it better:
Professor Lupin (Best Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher): Hey, wheres Dumbledore at?
Mcgonagall: I got this, *Slytherin wins the house cup!*
Dumbledore: 100 Points to Gryffindor!
Mcgonagall: Found him
RIP Richard Harris and Michael Gambon 😢.
Dumbledore: "You should be expelled!"
Also Dumbledore: "I SHALL REWARD YOU BOTH!"
that moment to me is the one where dumbledore made the least sense ever 😂
Dumbledore Is A Man Who Is like 150 Years old!
So He is Always So Confusing!
that literally describes every single moment anyone in Gryffindor gets in trouble
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@@pxttinsxn Sometimes i can't find a difference between Dumbledore and Oogway from Kung fu panda. Both love to be confusing as heck!
“Welcome!” he said. “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! “Thank you!” He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. Harry didn’t know whether to laugh or not. “Is he - a bit mad?” he asked Percy uncertainly. “Mad?” said Percy airily. “He’s a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?”
Albus IS a man of many mysteries, laughs, and wisdom. XD
Pretty sure Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment and Tweak are house elves. He's just telling them that it's time to set the tables.
Funny how Percy says this and then turns his back on him.
Potatoes, Harry?
Lmao i died
Omg lolll
Dumbledore: "You spend a great deal of time with Miss Granger--"
Harry: "--And Ron. He's kind of my boyfriend."
Dumbledore: "Oh- I-"
Dumbledore: "I approve."
Ik the feeling!
But Drarry-
@@-piss.ant-5183 You forget Dumbledore doesn't notice Slytherin if he can avoid it.
@@13crystals61 lol
2:01
*Dumbledore winks*
(Everyone dies because we're playing Wink Murder)
He's like that one kid in class that really smart but then also really wierds people out.
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The Happy Watermelon soooo... me.
Sheldon
Me.?
@@tayla8498 if you think that you're smart you're dumb compared to normal people and just spend your time around idiots
@@mambaramba I think it's more like the feeling that you know the right thing but just give very confusing answers.
When I catch my Mom watching a movie without me:
Me: “What are you doing?”
My mom: “Did what? *waves* Goodnight!”
Dumbledore really went "let him get traumatized, it builds character" huh
Yeah exactly i think thats why he left harry there .but still he was a baby
Imagine if he was raised by the Malfoys.
@@cortster12 he wouldn't be abused he just would've turned out racist
@@Mario-us5xm Harry Potter And The Part Where He Says The N-Word.
@@ArbiterofMankind I mean he might as well, he says both the wizard AND non-wizard slurs (muggle and mudblood).
Shit, with how much venom the word Squib has it might as well be a slur too 😭
Richard Harris and Michael Gambon both did a great job on bringing Dumbledore to life. He's literally one of my favourite characters in the books.
He’s definitely one of my favorite characters. He’s so complex, and yet, so simple at the same time. ❤❤❤
I get confused every time this man speaks
DUMBLEDORE: lots of ways. you can take the secret train
HARRY: makes sense
DUMBLEDORE: fly a broomstick
HARRY: fun
DUMBLEDORE: flush a toilet and get sucked down into it.
HARRY: wait a minute... what?
DUMBLEDORE: bus
This man is the living prove of the theory that says " there is very small difference between outer geniusity and complete madness "
dumbledore: *pushes snape aside, accidentally backhands mcgonagall, knocks over three cabinets, and grabs harry by the shoulder*
dumbledore: DID YEH PUT YEHR NAME IN LE GOBLET OF FIYAAHHH
Yes
nOt ThE cAbInEtS
He did it so calmly too.
Calmly
2:18 "Take my arm"
Harry proceeds to pull out a heavy-duty butcher's knife.
"Did what? Goodnight" *waves*
I love that so much
When I saw Dumbledore scream at Harry and ship harmione, I thought the world was ending
"People change in the maze".
Suspiciously accurate foreshadowing seeing how Krum was hexed during the challenge.
He wasn’t hexed, Moody put him under the imperious curse
The first one makes sense because of his mother's charm, so even though Harry deserved better, it was the only choice to protect him
I always love when they do zoom in shots of the people's reactions 😂
First year: “Hey professor, where’s the dada classroom?
Dumbledore: *Yes*
"Of course it's happening inside your head Harry. But why should that mean that it's not real?"
*Welcome to Watchmojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the top ten stupidest people-*
Edit: The people yelling at me in the replies because I jokingly insulted a fictional character who has done so many questionable things are so funny
Dumbledore isn't stupid he's..just...too smart for the rest of the world
HAHAHAHHA
What’s means mojo?
He’s like Einstein. Too brilliant for us to understand. But still human.
Elle The Animator never. insult albus dumbledore in front of me.
How you condensed this into just three minutes is impressive
Harry, Ron and Hermione: Breaking thousands of school rules
Dumbledore: 500 points to Gryffindor for breathing!
Edit: woah...thanks for all the likes on this!
1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOH FOH SURVIVING THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEH'
Um, let's not forget that the Philosopher's Stone was about to be stolen, and if it hadn't been for Harry, Quirrel would've been the one to bring Voldemort back instead of Pettigrew. In fact, the one time that Harry and his friends *do* follow the rules is the one where Voldemort ends up winning (Goblet of Fire). Dumbledore's (and therefore, the Ministry's) victory against Voldemort, himself absolutely *hinges* on Harry and his friends breaking school rules.
@@DoctorWhoKage um. I was simply making a joke😂🤔.
@@DoctorWhoKage its a joke doctor
@@DoctorWhoKage Actually, Quirrel would have never got the chance to even steal the stone if Harry didn't come blundering right on into the trap!
0:28
dumbledore: so you are both expelled.
voldemort takes over
the end.
movie directed by chris columbus and david yates
Dumbledore: well that was fun
Subtitles: “apples fun”
Nobody:
Hogwarts Teachers: YoUr EsSaY HaS 2 Be A FoOt LoNg
pls how much in metric
@@realcartoongirl around 30 centimetres
Dumbledore is that one part of your mind during exams thinking about obscure shit and riddles
“Where are we?”
“I was going to ask you that”
“We did it”
“Did what- goodnight!😀🖐🏻”
dumbledore, the ceo of "yes but no.."
he looks and talks in such a wise tone, when he speaks you think youre understanding everything but when hes done your like : 🧍
is it just me but the second Dumbledore actor is more aggressive and psychotic in the movie like-
He didn't read the book or follow the director's cues
@Clanker Yeah you are probably right.
I just want a 'Minerva McGonagall being concerned about Harry Potter for X minutes'
1:02 i love how dumbledore looks at the camera and says good night🤣 like what the heck
Good night 😪
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0:07 It actually made sense if you read further books you'll understand that because petunia shared the same blood as lily so as long as she is there harry is protected from voldemort. In other words, Dumbledore thought way ahead of our understandings.
0:17 he was just warning the new students because on third floor fluffy was which can be harmful.He was just ensuring the protection of his students.
0:26 He says this so that harry doesn't get into the magic of that mirror and believe that is his world and become completely mad just like a muggle disease in which you start imagining things that do not exist.
0:36 He was just taking some fun out of them.
0:44 The way dumbledore acted in this whole movie was wrong he never acted like this in books. I prefer you to read books to understand that. He was always calm and happy.
0:54 he was just telling Hermione the rules of time Turner which harry didn't knew what time Turner was or Hermione had it so he found it confusing. He didn't bother to explain that to harry as there was not enough time.
1:15 That is again as we all know mistake of the movie.
1:23 He was just explaining what pensieve was and how it worked.
1:31 He just telling them to be themselves and help others and try not be selfish so as to win. Win without cheating.
1:41 I haven't watched this movie so I don't know it is given or not but in the books at the end Dumbledore explains why he was trying to maintain a distance as voldemort was continuously invading harry's mind so he was keeping a distance from so that voldemort couldn't get any of his information.
2:02 As Kingsley said Dumbledore got style.
2:11 He is explaining why he kept distance from harry If you don't read books. Because I saw one interview that the directors who made the movie thought that people had already read the book so they didn't explain that much.
2:19 he was asking harry to take his arm so that he could apparate without actually apparating . Meaning he would half apparate as he was not 17 yet he was not allowed to use magic. So half apparition was the solution.
2:32 This was never in the books. It spoils dumbledore for me. He never invaded in Harry's personal life. This scene was made up by the directors.
The side along apparition from hogwarts kinda made me mad because no one can apparate in or out of the school.
00:39
Everyone: "Who the hell is this guy?"
Dumbledore: "Welcome, welcome"
Classic dumbledore * slaps knee* ow
dumbledore: if you go in the 3rd floor corridor you'll be dead
also dumbledore: only puts a basic lock on the door so a literal first year can open the door with alohamora to a deadly giant dog
Exactly why he put it I think, because students would most likely go back by the time they see Fluffy. Besides, they don't even know how to go past Fluffy.
The first scene is because he can only be protected by when he is surrounded by his own blood so Voldemort can't get near him or smtng
Magnus and Alec not being straight for three minutes straight
2:30
Me: Ehem...
eXcUsE mE??
In Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore looks like villain
The time where he makes no sense, is him actually knowing what all has happened and even secretly helped them
Dumbledore was just so smart that nobody understood him (except Gillert Grindewald)
First Dumbledore: *calm, classy, mysterious*
Second Dumbledore: HARRyDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOF FIRE??
That was only in the 4 film tho. The second Dumbledore wasn’t like that in the other films.
1:17 he said calmly
Everything he says in this video makes perfect sense, especially in context.
"What I said was true.... At a certain point of view" Old man Kenobi
"I noticed you spend a great deal of time with Miss Granger, I can't help wondering if..."
Half-Blood Prince just plays in another league
Dumbledore would never ask about his students personal life like that
That was absolutely cringe. Dumbeldore would never ask that and it’s another forced harming romance
@Clanker I disagree... it's one of the worst films in the series after Goblet of Fire, I couldn't see shit in that film and yes the romance was all over the place and the comedy was a bit much. The romance is the best part of the book but the main focus what Voldemort's past and how to defeat him...so much was left out and I think this was where the Weasley's characters like Ron and Ginny were completely destroyed.
@Clanker I do...very very often, trust me I do(lord of the rings and the hunger games as well as the first three HP films). I can accept changes but they have to be both good changes and they have to be executed well not just necessary. What they did was not remotely good, they made all the bad choices and they didn't even execute them well.
Don't take the "Don't treat the movie like its the book" excuse to the point where you have to accept everything dumb thing they did.
@Clanker really hard to accept the "inevitable changes" like making two of the darkest books into cringe teen comedies.
More like Harry being confused for 3 minutes
Daniel always has this "I don't know what I'm doing here" expression 😂
Praise to this person for making the video EXACTLY 3 minutes long.
2:49
Me: *tAaAaAkE oNnN mEeEeE* (tAkE oN mE) *tAaAaAaAkE mE oN* (tAkE oN mE) *I’lL bEeEeE gOoOoNe*
???
OxicleanRavenclaw like the song ... ? ?
1:02
*panting heavily,, covered in sweat*
"he's free, we did it."
"did what?? goodnight :33"
to this day i will never understand what the hell they were going for with that line lmao
I always laugh at good night
SECOND COMMENT (I think) dumbledore is underrated
honestly though! of course, i loved the original dumbledor. he had that special twinkle in his eye😅 but i think as the story line got darker, the secound dumbledor they casted added something the original didn't have
second dumbledore?
Elijah920 the first movie had a different actor for dumbledore but since he died, he was replaced
o h
Elijah920 it took me ages to even realize that
Harry being the chosen one and always gets in danger
Dumbledore: imma ignore this child(, he can do it on his own)
I *lost* my brain cells, your fault, Dumbledore
Even as I was halfway across the video I knew that the line "Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry. Why should that mean it isn't real?" --- had to be there..... It might be easily the most confusing thing I had heard!!!🤔🤔🤔
Honestly Idk what JK Rowling meant by that, but it sort of makes sense to me. As a very anxious person, I often have to acknowledge that my anxieties lie to me, the thoughts aren't real, they happen in my head. But then, why would that make them less real? They're goddam real to me, see. Like, they're not actual facts or events, but their weigh on my mind all the same. I took a "negative" example here, but I guess it works with positive thoughts too, like self-persuasion with mental images in order to increase one's determination, cheerfulness or perseverance. :) I have been confused by the statement for a long time, but it is now very dear to me as it reminds me to be kind to others and compassionate to myself, because mental struggles aren't less real than physical ones. 💪
@@luminescent_starfish That's actually a great tactic if it works with positive thoughts! I guess that's what JKR meant!
@@somasaha5284 It really is! 😊 A good image can increase your belief or motivation, and sometimes to succeed in actions or going through difficulties, all we need is a little extra faith, don't we?...
@@luminescent_starfish Yeahh you're right!!✨
3 minutes he has been confusing every second
WHY WAS DUMBLEDORE SO WORRIED ABOUT HARRYS LOVE LIFE LMAO-
Because he knew he was raising Harry to be a sheep for slaughter. Despite that Dumbledore is a caring man and wanted Harry to live while he had the chance. Dumbledore didn't know Harry would come back from death a second time.
Pardon, it's "for 3 minutes gay*".
- J.K. Rowling
Now J. K. is quarelling with the left community, so I will not be surprised if we'll soon discover that Dumbledore is actually straight lol
A Libra what is your reading of her text on transgender people?
@A Libra You are probably not getting what I meant.
I am glad she's quarelling with them! There'll finally be no more tweets about gay Dumbledore or magicians defecating on a floor
A Libra ooooh
😂😂😂
"Are you sure?!?"
"Yes Sir, I'm absolutely sure I didn't ask one of the older Students to put my Name into the Goblet of Fire. What kind of Question even is that?!"
HARRAY DIDYAH PUTYAH NAMEH INTHAH GOBLATAH FIYAH?! - Dumbledore asked *calmly*
LIVING FOR 150+ YEARS HAS TAKEN A TOLL ON HIS BRAIN
The switch of dumbledore was the greatest thing.
0:41 for anyone wondering, I believe the original actor for Dumbledore died after filming 'Chamber of Secrets', thus he was replaced
It’s a joke I think
Harry: he’s free, we did it
Dumbledore: did what? Goodnight! I swear to god ejebehwjwjehehehe
Dumbledore asked calmly “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” he asked Harry
The difference between the second and third film is simple to explain: The actor is not the same, because Richard Harris died and he was Dumbledore for the first two movies.
I don't understand
Joseph Macy the actor who played dumbledore in the first two movies passed away in real life
He has a way of seeming like knows everything but doesn’t want to ruin the surprise… I love it, I haven’t read the books YET but I love the idea that he knew way more than he let on.