Am former Marine, can confirm that this sounds like exactly the sort of shenanigan's that we would have engaged in if given a blank check to mess with a fancy AI however we wanted to. Tell other branches they can accomplish the task in whatever manner they choose, and most of them will try and figure out either the most effective way to do, or the way that require the minimum of effort. Marines on the other hand will take that as license to do it in whatever way sounds like the most fun.
To be fair, they likely designed the AI to detect people by shape recognition, they would have probably been better off using pattern recognition and something like LADAR paired with it, but that would likely make it too expensive for widespread use.
Former sink monkey here. Had a guy in the dishes with me who at the peak times tied the spray trigger open, held it in the crook of his neck and just blitzed dishes into the trays and oftentimes it backed up because the two washers like you described could not keep up with him
I operated a deli for about 2 years. Kroger's, to be specific. As the main closer, I cleaned everything. *_EVERYTHING._* We had an industrial steam washer that both cleaned and sterilized the dishes that we used throughout the day. After about 2 weeks I became faster and more efficient than the industrial washer. My store manager came over to the deli a couple times when we were understaffed and watched me clean. The dude looked like he'd seen a ghost or something. Long story made short, I basically told him, "Man the counter, slice meat, and shut up, because I'm about to work miracles and you don't pay me enough to get in my way and slow me down."
Fellow Idahoan, former dishwasher and USMC 0311. I 100% get the dishwasher struggle. I can personally attest to the amount of ridiculous stuff we get up to. One of my favorite instances was when I participated in joint MOUT training with our South Korean counterparts: the ROK Marines. Storytime. Command made their first mistake by telling us there would be beer to celebrate the conclusion of our joint training. their next mistake was telling us we could party as soon as the exercise was over. That should be enough for those who know to realize that this was already going to be good. Being only just over 145lbs at the time I was by far the lightest man in my squad. My Squad leader (the absolute Chad he was), looking at the area we would be training in, realized that there was an angle he could exploit but didn't really have a way to use it for the whole squad. turning to us he made the judgement call. Since I was so light, and without PPE even lighter, I could get into places no one else could. Taking my rifle, flack, and Kevlar, and giving me all of the frags (Bluebody/ training) our squad possessed (16 or so) he stacked the squad on a wall like a group of cheerleaders and proceeded to throw me on top. using the wall I crawled until I could reach the adjacent building's roof, and with a mild long jump gave me access to the roof of our objective building. On his signal they engaged the first floor of the building from distance (with blanks of course) which was my signal to begin yelling and throwing frags down the stairs, into windows, around corners, all the while instilling chaos for the ROK Marines holding it by making fake callouts to members of a team that didn't exist on the other side of the building. In an after-action brief, we were chewed out for our unconventional methods, but were later told by the Korean commander that it had "opened his eyes to such an unorthodox fighting style". One of their Squad leaders said he believed that the building was being attacked by 100 men... there was 8 of us total. Conventional militaries are predictable and are, therefore, defeatable. It's the ones who think outside (or in DARPA's case, inside) the box that win, which is something the Marines do very well and that's why we have been so successful so far. So, to quote my squad leader "Calm breeds calm, fear breeds fear." (and to add one of my own) "imagination inspires winners." Semper Fi, from the last of the 3rd Mar-Div "America's Lava Warriors". (2/3, 3/3, 1/3) (I was in all 3 units and stood in the formation when each one was cased, and as one of their last, I think I earned that one.)
This mirrors how I imagine every game developer reacts to how people exploit their games. Those computer scientists are torn between being mad somebody beat them, being impressed that someone beat them, and being confused that anybody would ever think to try these things.
At least game dev have full control over their world and they still can't stop people from exploiting here. And here you have no control over the world so people 100% going to exploit the shit out of it XD
Well, this was 2019, and with the help of the marines that are experts at being Chaotic Neutral, the AI must have learned a lot, I thank the marines for teaching our future overlord how to fight humans. Neuro-sama for Machine Empress of the Earth!
Marine: "Well, we've tried literally nothing else first, so I guess we're going to blow it up, right?" Marine CO: "Yes, we're blowing it up." AI: "Quick, write that down, write that down!"
as a civil engineer, I think you underestimate how much of a fkin nerd we are...sure I would have be irritated at the somersaults and impressed at the impromptu ghillie suit (I mean, strapping vegetation on yourself is literally Camouflage 101), but the moment those other two marines started doing the Solid Snake Special, I'd be screaming and laughing myself off
Kitchen duty is no joke. One of my worst days in the army was mopping a floor for 14 hours minus breaks to eat as fast as humanly possible. The most fun grueling moment I had washing dishes was when they shu 9:12 t down several other dfacs for remodeling and sent all the surplus troops to ours so we quickly did not have enough plates and utensils. We had one of those conveyor style industrial washers. I don’t know how common they are since I haven’t seen one since. We got tired of being yelled at for not working fast enough so we finally caught up to the point where everything was clean or in someone hand and then made a show of standing around doing nothing for a few minutes just to piss the drill sergeant off.
It's how I catalog what needs to be done on a video still and what hasn't been done, it shouldn't have gone live today and I'm confused why RUclips Studio is having consistent issues anymore.
Hey kip love the reactions! I worked kitchen all thru high school. First dishwasher, then fry cook then lead cook manning the broiler and doing lunch and dinner main meals. Then after 3 years I said goodbye to them and became a Marine. Most people that have never done it would think it's the easiest job in the world. That's why ppl are so comfortable with talking down to kitchen staff. Listening you talk about it brought back so many great memories. Thank you
Honestly, from all the stories and two cents I've picked up, the engineers would've probably been decently pleased. When it comes to just any programming, you try and search for all the bugs you can, but you aren't likely to find them all. That's where playtesters and QA people come in, and do stuff that the programmers probably didn't think of. In the case of this story, the AI was learning from normal human behavior, but was not ready for anything outside of that. Sure you can have it recognize a person running, jumping, crawling, shuffling against a wall, but it wouldn't expect a box to just shuffle around.
Everyone that has ever told me about their experiences with engineers have impressed upon me that engineers don’t live in the real world. My dad was an advisor on an emergency/safety response committee for a rail transit project. When asked by firefighters, police, and paramedics how the cars would be accessed in case of a breakdown, the engineers said “oh that won’t happen. It’s not DESIGNED to breakdown.”
DARPA Robot: "Ok. Let's start. Hmm. Not a human. Obviously a wagon wheel. Next. Hmm. Not a human. Obviously a Triffid. Next. Hmm. Not a human. Thanks to whoever ordered me something from amazon, though. "
At one point, I was a dishwasher in the Tommy Bahama Marlin Bar. It was actually my second job. My first job started two seconds after I walked out the back door, where I was a security guard for Allied Universal. I already had my black slacks on. All I needed to do was change my shirt and I was automatically on post. 😁
The problem with fighting against US battle doctrine is that we never really follow it past the first ten minutes of actual firefight. You can prepare for it based on the books, but you'll be wrong.
as someone who wants to be an engineer if i was someone on that team seeing the marines run circles around the project i had worked tirelessly on I would be sitting there with a notebook and a thing of popcorn Laughing my ass off while taking notes. part of devoping new stuff is getting used to failure because it's going to fail ALOT
As long as they don't send it out alone they'd still be fine. I mean if you are standing watch with your trusty robot and a tree or a box with legs start walking towards you you're gonna notice sooner or later.
I believe a German general in WW2 said something like "the Americans dealt readily with chaos, because chaos was their normal state." Personally, I think that likely goes double for Marines.
Marines make decisions that sound idiotic but actually make sense after the fact. How do I know this? My brother is a Marine and he married a single mom.
Mgs lore. The DARPA chief, aka Sigint or better known as Donald Anderson was apart of the support team in mgs3. He called the cardboard box a dumbass idea....and guess how that tyrned out. Dude left out the notes
Fellow former dishwasher here. Still think it was one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had. You go in, bust your ass, and go home. And that's litterally it. Every other job I've had had some extra BS to it. Some level of uncertainty. Am I doing this right? Do the bosses like me? Is this thing I'm working on now gonna be done in two week? You don't have to deal with any of that crap as a dishwasher. Are the dishes done? Yes? You're good.
My brother in christ, I was nightshift dishwasher at a Denny's working a 3 man pit, solo....the out of pocket shit ive seen prepared me for being a Marine., Nothing surprised me
albeit made 6 months ago, Im 19 and have been working in a kitchen since I was just barely 16, soon to be 4 years of working, it sucks, and now im cooking, which also sucks, and being a dishwasher when I first got there, I fuckin rocked dishes like they weren't shit
I started working both sides of the house from 14 till joining the Army, Combat Medic, so you wanna know Military stuff or trade kitchen stories I'm good.
Ah, but have you heard the thought experiment where an autonomous combat platform shoots up the comms network to avoid being called off? Not an actual event, just a thought experiment about how AI driven weapons could theoretically get out of hand.
In that moment when a cat-demon vtuber tells a cool story from his dishwasher job with a pride of military veteran, I realize i have been a garbage human being all my life. I was lazy and entitled with no excuse to my behavior and still am
I only managed to escape the kitchen recently, 10 years of late nights and crap pay, good riddance. I'll never forget the people I worked with, they were great, but the job sucked all the ass.
Ahaha, yep, that’s silly enough shit to be them, and those are actually the nice/mild options, as in the least crazy/ but stupid and so effective ones. If they access to big enough tires, at least or two would’ve gotten in them and rolled at it, for sure, or just taped a bunch of trash to a poncho and crawled slowly towards it. Half surprised one didn’t disguise himself as a small plane and Naruto run at it with his arms as the wings…etc, the possibilities are endless with us, you couldn’t train the best AI to predict what we’d do, as they do not know our stupidity and shenanigans have no bounds. Engineers, try to out smart this super advanced AI that you helped train, one of the smartest systems ever made, Marines, let me show how stupid I can be. I’m talking shit about Marines, I are one. But we’ll do the crazy/flat out insane, unpredictable, most stupid things, in ways that make perfect sense to accomplish whatever we are trying to do. And when looked at from the outside with little to know context, we just look like the most dumb, lucky and crazy people ever, haha. And oh, usually the most low tech/cost efficient way, cause we have very little fancy and nice stuff, one we’re poor, two, we break stuff, on purpose (enemy stuff) or ours on accident, haha. If they kept the test going, somehow, one day, Marines with no weapons or tools, besides disguises, would magically break that stupid robot, some how. Or just train it to talk shit and get them more beer or whatever and do tricks, haha. I’m sure many have seen the pic I’m about to talk about, a groups of Marines got a cougar in their barracks room, somehow tamed it enough, it laid across their laps and them pet it, no shit, and I mean cougar as in the mountain lion type, not the older woman….ahaha. So yeah…
I think skynet or any ai uprising would be defeated by just a bunch of marines. World is saved many times. Matrix wouldn't even happen if marines stepped in
our differences really lay on your worst nightmare is a dishwasher, I did that f*ckin shit for years then I got pissed off and took a hold of the restaurant...... Then my owner tried to kill me and make it look like a company outing..... true story
I delivered papers until I was 15 then got a job cooking then got managing then I joined the Marines. yes..... they are dish sanitizers..... I hope you know that.... yes the ones with the arms..... they are dish sanitizers...... they don;t actually wash the dishes............
so launch one goes off and you literally hearing grunts scream after they full throttle and plunge immediately after. and I wanted to show these grunts fear so I am giggling... I was like my turn so I gun it I climb gears and I was in forth before lol about 50 yards... lol I stick it nail it completely, drop down not a fucking problem. The problem was these "hard ass grunts" start complaining... "is this supposed to be leaking like this?"I could have been the cool operator at that point letting them know like no this is why we have 4 bilage pumps, Fuck no I went for broke. So as driving this thing I turned around and said "No, this is not normal you all should evacuate now.... The ass whoopin I got was totally worth it. So .... I basically took this random bullshit and I MC squared the living hell out of it. Basically MC square was you made thing yours but you dialed it up a 1,000 for people looking at his vids about enterprise. Its basically how do I let things take off but to another degree.... So as the grunts are screaming.... a call comes over the radio. 4-2 is sinking... so I let this build knowing that some dumbass jumping off the back of the ramp didn't hit 3rd so they completely sheared of their tow pentle causing a huge gap not a big deal just imagining those grunts and mine are freaking out like fucking children... not much after that I deliver my grunts safetly to shore and we all went for beer wondering if they with ever call us pogs again.
It works like this, take the bus table and it should work like this. Busser scrapes food off the plate. They bring a bus back should be done like that. Two was I used I a I had a rinse tank open, where I could go and take this dime store pressure washer to town. Once sufficiently scrubbed you put it in that "big machine industrialized... if you would have stopped... AND JUST READ THE not only one process of that functionality of that piece of equipment. At least look at the god damn venn diagram! Before you assume it is a god damn washing machine.... lol swear to god they tell me I EAT crayons....
got tired of grunts laying into us So fucking yat yas.... omg the amount of shit and ego behind calling us fucking pogs(personel other than grunts) so after that I was like "ya no Im fucking with em" So time to hail these grunts into the ocean. SO since my MOS got deleted we ran Amtracs.... when we were first doing this run they just said... you need to make it to 4th gear and sent us on our merry way. In mind there are grunts. So your sitting in this giant belly of the navy ship and we were all thinking..... they said be best behavior on the ship.....
here is the thing... you come from a U a been stuck in box and I am not comfortable in that box mentality and as Marine Corp trait. It's literally in your correctional software..... neat.... So I searched for you bc you were speaking to a live chat.....Now you may disagree with the points I make. but can't ignore that as a Marine I know I have leverage.... You wanna hear the STORIES! Especially about the engagements of Iraq.
"If you ever have a problem, beer and marines, you will soon not have a problem."~my grandpa who was in the navy.
You also wont have any beer.
@@xulunknown Was going to say that. There won't be any beer left.
@@Heegaherger Dude, just buy more beer. It's fine. Problem solved.
@@josephschultz3301just be careful not too buy too much beer or you’ll still have no beer and a whole new problem
Or a direction! East? what’s that?
Marines train AI to identify humans.
Engineers challenge Marines.
Engineers learn that Marines aren't human.
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Q'Pla!
^5!
As a USMC Veteran, I couldn't agree more!
:-)
Marines are the epitome of "Built Different, Built STUPID". And we love them for it.
If it’s stupid but it works, then it ain’t stupid.
@@chazo1367But if it's stupid, it works but is insanely dangerous or inefficient, then it's smekalka
assembeled incorrectly
Beautiful thing about "Stupid". They don't over complicate it, or over think it. They just get shit done.
Failure isn’t a word in their vocabulary……seriously, they can’t spell it.
Am former Marine, can confirm that this sounds like exactly the sort of shenanigan's that we would have engaged in if given a blank check to mess with a fancy AI however we wanted to. Tell other branches they can accomplish the task in whatever manner they choose, and most of them will try and figure out either the most effective way to do, or the way that require the minimum of effort. Marines on the other hand will take that as license to do it in whatever way sounds like the most fun.
The other branches *Serious Mode Activated*, the Marines "How can we do this in the most fun and stupid way possible"
To be fair, they likely designed the AI to detect people by shape recognition, they would have probably been better off using pattern recognition and something like LADAR paired with it, but that would likely make it too expensive for widespread use.
I suspect Army grunts given the same job would have just shot it and argued that it can't sense them if it's blown up.
"Walked like a fir tree" is now a part of my vernacular. One of the Top 5 best quotes I've ever heard from Fat Electrician.
I think Habitual Linecrosser has the right of it, "America operates in chaos"
Former sink monkey here.
Had a guy in the dishes with me who at the peak times tied the spray trigger open, held it in the crook of his neck and just blitzed dishes into the trays and oftentimes it backed up because the two washers like you described could not keep up with him
I operated a deli for about 2 years. Kroger's, to be specific. As the main closer, I cleaned everything. *_EVERYTHING._* We had an industrial steam washer that both cleaned and sterilized the dishes that we used throughout the day.
After about 2 weeks I became faster and more efficient than the industrial washer. My store manager came over to the deli a couple times when we were understaffed and watched me clean. The dude looked like he'd seen a ghost or something.
Long story made short, I basically told him, "Man the counter, slice meat, and shut up, because I'm about to work miracles and you don't pay me enough to get in my way and slow me down."
"Update thumbnail"? That was a surprisingly effective thumbnail, caught my attention immediately XD
The Marines use Ork tactics, aka... the Power of Imagination.
"I have these three pieces of wood that I've taped to a small cactus. I think it's a gun _THEREFORE IT'S A GUN!"_
I love those green bois
As an engineer all I can say is my reaction would be "huh... *scratching sound of pencil on paper* noted"
Marines cant be predicted, because even they dont know what they are doing
They know one thing: They're probably going to blow it up, whatever "it" is.
heh heh heh
They are ironically deadpool.
Fellow Idahoan, former dishwasher and USMC 0311. I 100% get the dishwasher struggle. I can personally attest to the amount of ridiculous stuff we get up to. One of my favorite instances was when I participated in joint MOUT training with our South Korean counterparts: the ROK Marines.
Storytime.
Command made their first mistake by telling us there would be beer to celebrate the conclusion of our joint training. their next mistake was telling us we could party as soon as the exercise was over. That should be enough for those who know to realize that this was already going to be good.
Being only just over 145lbs at the time I was by far the lightest man in my squad. My Squad leader (the absolute Chad he was), looking at the area we would be training in, realized that there was an angle he could exploit but didn't really have a way to use it for the whole squad. turning to us he made the judgement call. Since I was so light, and without PPE even lighter, I could get into places no one else could. Taking my rifle, flack, and Kevlar, and giving me all of the frags (Bluebody/ training) our squad possessed (16 or so) he stacked the squad on a wall like a group of cheerleaders and proceeded to throw me on top. using the wall I crawled until I could reach the adjacent building's roof, and with a mild long jump gave me access to the roof of our objective building. On his signal they engaged the first floor of the building from distance (with blanks of course) which was my signal to begin yelling and throwing frags down the stairs, into windows, around corners, all the while instilling chaos for the ROK Marines holding it by making fake callouts to members of a team that didn't exist on the other side of the building. In an after-action brief, we were chewed out for our unconventional methods, but were later told by the Korean commander that it had "opened his eyes to such an unorthodox fighting style". One of their Squad leaders said he believed that the building was being attacked by 100 men... there was 8 of us total.
Conventional militaries are predictable and are, therefore, defeatable. It's the ones who think outside (or in DARPA's case, inside) the box that win, which is something the Marines do very well and that's why we have been so successful so far. So, to quote my squad leader "Calm breeds calm, fear breeds fear." (and to add one of my own) "imagination inspires winners."
Semper Fi, from the last of the 3rd Mar-Div "America's Lava Warriors". (2/3, 3/3, 1/3)
(I was in all 3 units and stood in the formation when each one was cased, and as one of their last, I think I earned that one.)
This mirrors how I imagine every game developer reacts to how people exploit their games. Those computer scientists are torn between being mad somebody beat them, being impressed that someone beat them, and being confused that anybody would ever think to try these things.
At least game dev have full control over their world and they still can't stop people from exploiting here. And here you have no control over the world so people 100% going to exploit the shit out of it XD
Speedrunners: *enter the chat*
@@shinigamimiroku3723 The absoulte black magic that is Portal/Portal 2 speed running will never make sense to me
@@grantharriman284 Yeah, even after watching multiple runs it still boggles my mind.
You can't be 3 steps ahead of someone who doesn't know where they're going.
Well, this was 2019, and with the help of the marines that are experts at being Chaotic Neutral, the AI must have learned a lot, I thank the marines for teaching our future overlord how to fight humans.
Neuro-sama for Machine Empress of the Earth!
Marine: "Well, we've tried literally nothing else first, so I guess we're going to blow it up, right?"
Marine CO: "Yes, we're blowing it up."
AI: "Quick, write that down, write that down!"
as a civil engineer, I think you underestimate how much of a fkin nerd we are...sure I would have be irritated at the somersaults and impressed at the impromptu ghillie suit (I mean, strapping vegetation on yourself is literally Camouflage 101), but the moment those other two marines started doing the Solid Snake Special, I'd be screaming and laughing myself off
Kitchen duty is no joke. One of my worst days in the army was mopping a floor for 14 hours minus breaks to eat as fast as humanly possible.
The most fun grueling moment I had washing dishes was when they shu 9:12 t down several other dfacs for remodeling and sent all the surplus troops to ours so we quickly did not have enough plates and utensils. We had one of those conveyor style industrial washers. I don’t know how common they are since I haven’t seen one since. We got tired of being yelled at for not working fast enough so we finally caught up to the point where everything was clean or in someone hand and then made a show of standing around doing nothing for a few minutes just to piss the drill sergeant off.
Please keep the thumbnail as "Update thumbnail" because it is so funny.
It's how I catalog what needs to be done on a video still and what hasn't been done, it shouldn't have gone live today and I'm confused why RUclips Studio is having consistent issues anymore.
@@KipReacts Nah it's alright. I hope you can get everything fixed, and get RUclips Studio to work properly. Keep up the good work.
Hey kip love the reactions! I worked kitchen all thru high school. First dishwasher, then fry cook then lead cook manning the broiler and doing lunch and dinner main meals. Then after 3 years I said goodbye to them and became a Marine. Most people that have never done it would think it's the easiest job in the world. That's why ppl are so comfortable with talking down to kitchen staff. Listening you talk about it brought back so many great memories. Thank you
"Hey Marines, I said we needed you to help break in this equipment, not break it!"
It's all fun and games until the ai starts having beers with the marines.
Engineers: oh no
Marines: oh yeah
Honestly, from all the stories and two cents I've picked up, the engineers would've probably been decently pleased.
When it comes to just any programming, you try and search for all the bugs you can, but you aren't likely to find them all. That's where playtesters and QA people come in, and do stuff that the programmers probably didn't think of. In the case of this story, the AI was learning from normal human behavior, but was not ready for anything outside of that. Sure you can have it recognize a person running, jumping, crawling, shuffling against a wall, but it wouldn't expect a box to just shuffle around.
To be fair, people don't expect boxes shuffling around, either, lol.
Everyone that has ever told me about their experiences with engineers have impressed upon me that engineers don’t live in the real world. My dad was an advisor on an emergency/safety response committee for a rail transit project. When asked by firefighters, police, and paramedics how the cars would be accessed in case of a breakdown, the engineers said “oh that won’t happen. It’s not DESIGNED to breakdown.”
I really appreciate you leaving the sponsors and plugs in
Are you the main character in a power fantasy anime, join the Marines. You'll fit in.
Hey, man, they're scary for a reason. Even army guys'll tell you, "Dude, don't fuck with jarheads." xD
I have used one of those industrial dish washer. Those things are amazing. Just me washing 2 people scraping and needed 4 people to put them away.
As someone that test kitchen hood fire suppression systems. Your comment on if the hood is clean usually the kitchen is to is so spot on.
Marines: We taught everything you know, just not what we know 😈
No level of synthetic intelligence will ever overcome organic stupidity.
Exactly. Intelligence has limits, but stupidity, that's bottomless.
If you really want to give the scientists a bad day just add a few sea-bees and a couple cases of whisky to the mix...
They'll find the flaws in their software real quick.
Remember: If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
DARPA Robot: "Ok. Let's start. Hmm. Not a human. Obviously a wagon wheel. Next. Hmm. Not a human. Obviously a Triffid. Next. Hmm. Not a human. Thanks to whoever ordered me something from amazon, though. "
can't be two steps ahead of someone if they themselves don't know where they're going. hopefully those Marines got a box of crayons each
He's video on the last warchief is very good.
As a fellow Joe, that dude is literally the coolest Joe.
At one point, I was a dishwasher in the Tommy Bahama Marlin Bar. It was actually my second job. My first job started two seconds after I walked out the back door, where I was a security guard for Allied Universal.
I already had my black slacks on. All I needed to do was change my shirt and I was automatically on post. 😁
The problem with fighting against US battle doctrine is that we never really follow it past the first ten minutes of actual firefight. You can prepare for it based on the books, but you'll be wrong.
Adapt and Overcome
as someone who wants to be an engineer if i was someone on that team seeing the marines run circles around the project i had worked tirelessly on I would be sitting there with a notebook and a thing of popcorn Laughing my ass off while taking notes. part of devoping new stuff is getting used to failure because it's going to fail ALOT
A plan is a list of things that can go wrong. I like to keep that list as short as possible.
Walks like fir tree
As long as they don't send it out alone they'd still be fine.
I mean if you are standing watch with your trusty robot and a tree or a box with legs start walking towards you you're gonna notice sooner or later.
I gotta say Carboard Camo is funny
Can relate to the dishwasher story so hard… current dishwasher here
I believe a German general in WW2 said something like "the Americans dealt readily with chaos, because chaos was their normal state."
Personally, I think that likely goes double for Marines.
Not the carboard box. There goes my plan for the AI uprising!
Marines make decisions that sound idiotic but actually make sense after the fact. How do I know this? My brother is a Marine and he married a single mom.
Update Thumbnail lmao
Mgs lore. The DARPA chief, aka Sigint or better known as Donald Anderson was apart of the support team in mgs3. He called the cardboard box a dumbass idea....and guess how that tyrned out. Dude left out the notes
Fellow former dishwasher here. Still think it was one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had. You go in, bust your ass, and go home. And that's litterally it. Every other job I've had had some extra BS to it. Some level of uncertainty. Am I doing this right? Do the bosses like me? Is this thing I'm working on now gonna be done in two week? You don't have to deal with any of that crap as a dishwasher. Are the dishes done? Yes? You're good.
Love how you called it an NDA.... I was active from 2012 to 2016, and I was ACTIVE. Give me you're questions.
My brother in christ, I was nightshift dishwasher at a Denny's working a 3 man pit, solo....the out of pocket shit ive seen prepared me for being a Marine., Nothing surprised me
ROFLMAO I had a feeling you would love this one.
*gets the popcorn ready* this is going to be a good time!
Oh no Kip found The Video
Oh no...
Great video kip
i did dishwashing at an old folks home for a year... i still have scars on my arm from the scalding hot water due to how fast i was working.
albeit made 6 months ago, Im 19 and have been working in a kitchen since I was just barely 16, soon to be 4 years of working, it sucks, and now im cooking, which also sucks, and being a dishwasher when I first got there, I fuckin rocked dishes like they weren't shit
Yo, a Scadian? Niiiice
15 years in The GunFigjhters Club Mountain Home.
I started working both sides of the house from 14 till joining the Army, Combat Medic, so you wanna know Military stuff or trade kitchen stories I'm good.
Ah, but have you heard the thought experiment where an autonomous combat platform shoots up the comms network to avoid being called off? Not an actual event, just a thought experiment about how AI driven weapons could theoretically get out of hand.
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children are smarter than a computer. Amazing, I gotta buy these guys a beer.
Hey Kip have you ever washed potatoes in a industrial dishwasher?
In that moment when a cat-demon vtuber tells a cool story from his dishwasher job with a pride of military veteran, I realize i have been a garbage human being all my life. I was lazy and entitled with no excuse to my behavior and still am
I only managed to escape the kitchen recently, 10 years of late nights and crap pay, good riddance. I'll never forget the people I worked with, they were great, but the job sucked all the ass.
Ahaha, yep, that’s silly enough shit to be them, and those are actually the nice/mild options, as in the least crazy/ but stupid and so effective ones. If they access to big enough tires, at least or two would’ve gotten in them and rolled at it, for sure, or just taped a bunch of trash to a poncho and crawled slowly towards it. Half surprised one didn’t disguise himself as a small plane and Naruto run at it with his arms as the wings…etc, the possibilities are endless with us, you couldn’t train the best AI to predict what we’d do, as they do not know our stupidity and shenanigans have no bounds. Engineers, try to out smart this super advanced AI that you helped train, one of the smartest systems ever made, Marines, let me show how stupid I can be. I’m talking shit about Marines, I are one. But we’ll do the crazy/flat out insane, unpredictable, most stupid things, in ways that make perfect sense to accomplish whatever we are trying to do. And when looked at from the outside with little to know context, we just look like the most dumb, lucky and crazy people ever, haha. And oh, usually the most low tech/cost efficient way, cause we have very little fancy and nice stuff, one we’re poor, two, we break stuff, on purpose (enemy stuff) or ours on accident, haha. If they kept the test going, somehow, one day, Marines with no weapons or tools, besides disguises, would magically break that stupid robot, some how. Or just train it to talk shit and get them more beer or whatever and do tricks, haha. I’m sure many have seen the pic I’m about to talk about, a groups of Marines got a cougar in their barracks room, somehow tamed it enough, it laid across their laps and them pet it, no shit, and I mean cougar as in the mountain lion type, not the older woman….ahaha. So yeah…
How could an AI unit hang with Marines? That would involve copious amounts of beer, and wouldn't beer blow out its circuits???
Sounds like a good old joke of "The problem with planning against American doctrines is that Americans don't follow their own doctrines."
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Too bad Kip Reacts is having issues with RUclips when it comes to Fat Electrician reactions since 4 videos on this play list are currently hidden.
I think skynet or any ai uprising would be defeated by just a bunch of marines. World is saved many times. Matrix wouldn't even happen if marines stepped in
McNasty next?
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yes I got punished....a lap around the barraks.
OMG this IS WHERE YOU TELL THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I said fuck it imma take these grunts for a ride...
our differences really lay on your worst nightmare is a dishwasher, I did that f*ckin shit for years then I got pissed off and took a hold of the restaurant...... Then my owner tried to kill me and make it look like a company outing..... true story
I delivered papers until I was 15 then got a job cooking then got managing then I joined the Marines. yes..... they are dish sanitizers..... I hope you know that.... yes the ones with the arms..... they are dish sanitizers...... they don;t actually wash the dishes............
so launch one goes off and you literally hearing grunts scream after they full throttle and plunge immediately after. and I wanted to show these grunts fear so I am giggling... I was like my turn so I gun it I climb gears and I was in forth before lol about 50 yards... lol I stick it nail it completely, drop down not a fucking problem. The problem was these "hard ass grunts" start complaining... "is this supposed to be leaking like this?"I could have been the cool operator at that point letting them know like no this is why we have 4 bilage pumps, Fuck no I went for broke. So as driving this thing I turned around and said "No, this is not normal you all should evacuate now.... The ass whoopin I got was totally worth it. So .... I basically took this random bullshit and I MC squared the living hell out of it. Basically MC square was you made thing yours but you dialed it up a 1,000 for people looking at his vids about enterprise. Its basically how do I let things take off but to another degree.... So as the grunts are screaming.... a call comes over the radio. 4-2 is sinking... so I let this build knowing that some dumbass jumping off the back of the ramp didn't hit 3rd so they completely sheared of their tow pentle causing a huge gap not a big deal just imagining those grunts and mine are freaking out like fucking children... not much after that I deliver my grunts safetly to shore and we all went for beer wondering if they with ever call us pogs again.
It works like this, take the bus table and it should work like this. Busser scrapes food off the plate. They bring a bus back should be done like that. Two was I used I a I had a rinse tank open, where I could go and take this dime store pressure washer to town. Once sufficiently scrubbed you put it in that "big machine industrialized... if you would have stopped... AND JUST READ THE not only one process of that functionality of that piece of equipment. At least look at the god damn venn diagram! Before you assume it is a god damn washing machine.... lol swear to god they tell me I EAT crayons....
got tired of grunts laying into us So fucking yat yas.... omg the amount of shit and ego behind calling us fucking pogs(personel other than grunts) so after that I was like "ya no Im fucking with em" So time to hail these grunts into the ocean. SO since my MOS got deleted we ran Amtracs.... when we were first doing this run they just said... you need to make it to 4th gear and sent us on our merry way. In mind there are grunts. So your sitting in this giant belly of the navy ship and we were all thinking..... they said be best behavior on the ship.....
lol why do you say right? its acknowledgment that you can tell yourself?
here is the thing... you come from a U a been stuck in box and I am not comfortable in that box mentality and as Marine Corp trait. It's literally in your correctional software..... neat.... So I searched for you bc you were speaking to a live chat.....Now you may disagree with the points I make. but can't ignore that as a Marine I know I have leverage.... You wanna hear the STORIES! Especially about the engagements of Iraq.
love robo grunt? just like your marketing these days your making a.... lot.... of wide swings there....