I have actually drank 5 five hour energies... as well as two redlines, two Rockstar and a three tall can monsters (the ones with the twist off top) all within an hour... man idk how I'm alive
@@Witherbrine98 Don't forget Lauri Törni/Larry Thorne, who fought for three different militaries from the Continuation War through Vietnam (Finnish army, Waffen-SS, US Army Special Forces).
Mikeburnfire had a campfire story about him, at least I think it was a campfire story, and Zach had the perfect phrase to *describe him: "There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"
There's actually a 3rd finnish soldier that would be worth a mention. Lauri Törni or later, Larry Thorne. He fought in the finnish army,then in a SS volunteer brigade and then went to the US and became a green beret before going missing in Vietnam. Man hated the colour red really badly.
@@Effect-Without-Cause Remains formally identified in 2003 and he was buried in Arlington, along with the RVNAF casualties of the mission recovered at the crash site. Memorialised on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial too.
If the trend of the past year is any indication, he'll immediately be condemned of war crimes, simply for volunteering for the SS, regardless of what he did or didn't do.
Count Dankula did a video on this story. He pointed out that the Finnish doctors who examined him concluded that he was "built different." When it came to his photo, he also said "That is the face of a man who has seen God."
6:52 Given the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE his system has been slammed into, I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the verge of overheating if he slept through a snowstorm.
I wish schools in America in middle school and highschool would teach about Pervitin. It would get much more people to paid attention in class and make more people to want to learn. I actually got in trouble in middle school history class, my grandfather on my mom’s side told me about the meth the Nazis used. I got in trouble for talking about meth not the history behind it. When I teach the new generation about it, most kids want to learn and read more. Here is a side note: 2 attempts on Hitler’s life that most people don’t know about. One attempt was by a suicidal clown with a red nose. The other one was by a Hitler youth Boy Scouts group. The Abwehr actually knew and did not tell the Gestapo. The Abwehr are also one of the main reasons we know what the Nazis did during the War.
Amphetamines were a regular part of US military operations in WWII, with some Marines mentioning sometimes normal Marines would go "Kill Crazy" and have no problem gunning down Japanese whether they were surrendering or not with weird crazy smiles on there faces. And they were especially common as "Go Pills" for pilots on long missions. At least until a dumbass disobeyed orders in Iraq/Afghanistan and decided to take the initiative and used his F-16's 20mm rotary cannon to strafe a "group of enemy's trying to shoot him or his wingman down" despite being told not to. Afterwards all hell breaks loose and he's told to GTFO of there and land, upon which he and his wingman are informed they just strayed and killed Canadian troops of the royal princesses brigade or some shit, that were training on a live fire exercise with there Leopard 1's and couldn't possibly have been AAA shooting at them. Pilot freaks out, denys all responsibility and claims it was actually the Airforces fault because he was such a high sortie rate for days and high on go pills which made him do it. (Despite this not being a big issue for the last 40-50yrs). He eventually gets away with it, and now no one's allowed to have anymore fun and Amphetamines have been banned in the US Military as "wakefulness" drugs, and have been replaced by various forms of Modafinil. Basically keeps you awake without the high, and "supposedly" the side effects. But the hallucinations from Amphetamines are mostly from prolonged and/or repeated sleep deprivation which would still occur I imagine.
I am convinced hypothermia was not an issue because his heart thought he was a hummingbird. Remember being rescued 2 weeks later the man had a resting heart rate of 200bpm. Normal resting heart rate is about 1/3 that.
I started laughing my ass off as soon as you said hummingbird cuz my mind immediately went to the extremely high heart rate and the consumption of calories that normally comes to most hummingbirds and then how he'd lost so much weight. The man probably running a body temperature at least 30% higher than normal with a heart rate that fast there's no telling how fast is heart was going well he was actually skiing
I was just wheezing through this entire episode! 17 minutes, and I could barely hold myself together. Like, is this dude the inspiration for DC's Snowflame?!
Super glad you're reacting to this guy's content. Fat Electrician covers a bunch of already super-interesting military shit, makes it hilarious, and then there's the fact that his ad breaks actually advertise some dope shit. The old-style machined tools? Dope. The high-quality, yet dirt cheap holsters? Double dope. Keep on keepin' on, my friend :D
aka: The man with the most burning hatred for the color red in human history. The man so fucking a n g e r y that he didn't care if he was a Nazi or a green beret so long as he got to kill communists. The man who didn't even care what FLAVOR of communist you were, so long as he could murder you!
Thier is this heavenly recording my history teacher showed me once and it was of a Finnish commando stealing a Soviet KV-2 and driving it into the forest.
Fun Fact for old timey drugs: Heroin is a brand name, not the actual name of the drug which IIRC has 2 "scientific names" Diacytlmorphine and Diamorphine. Heroin was Bayer's brand of "Cure all", basically for anything. "Your baby's got a cough? Give'em a Spoonful of Heroin, brought to you by Bayer!" No, I'm not joking. And this was even in like the 1900's-1910's or 20's before they started banning things like coke and heroin in OTC meds. And places like the UK still use Diamorphine (Heroin) for hospital use only, whereas it's 100% banned in the US so hospitals gotta use drugs like Dilaudid (Hydromorphone) and Opana (Oxymorphone) when you need something stronger than Oxycodone but weaker than Fentanyl.
Look at the picture of that dude. That is the face of a man who say the face of God and laughed at it. It is a man who saw Satan and asked for his number.
The drugs essentially turned this man's circulatory system into a fighter jet at full throttle and burned so much energy he was basically a human furnace, the only reason he didn't cook from the inside out was the fact he was wandering around a freezer for 2 weeks
The funny thing is did he ski into a Russian camp and run away fight a bush thinking it was Russian attack a log using his compass and burn down a cabin? Or were those hallucinations too. Even he can't be sure he may have skid to Moscow and had tea with Stalin for all he knows.
Funfact. They believe he only survived this because he was so cold the entire time. Had it been less fridged temperatures, his heart wouldve likely shut down.
owb makes a nice open carry holster for the m9 (assuming u don't run a light) the blackhawk serpa level3 is another good choice (they make this one for a lot of guns m9, 1911, glocks, etc.)
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This man drank five Five Hour Energy's at once and unlocked that Forbidden Hour.
The Russian badger wants his joke back....
Nah, he had most of the pallet, aka methamphetamines the real deal. Not some wimpy energy shots, haha.
It is the people's joke for us to share comrade
I could help but think “something something Tartarus”
I have actually drank 5 five hour energies... as well as two redlines, two Rockstar and a three tall can monsters (the ones with the twist off top) all within an hour... man idk how I'm alive
Captain America=Super Soldier Serum.
Captain Finland=Meth, just a shit tonne of meth.
@Magnustophelesdon't forget LSD
Really, you ever wonder how the Germans beat the French in 6 weeks? Because they didn't require sleep.
Simo Hayha: Range is just a number.
Aimo: *MEEP MEEP*
And you just made my day good sir, meep meep
Between these two, I'm of the impression that Finnish soldiers were built different back then.
@@Witherbrine98 Don't forget Lauri Törni/Larry Thorne, who fought for three different militaries from the Continuation War through Vietnam (Finnish army, Waffen-SS, US Army Special Forces).
More like dash from the Incredibles
@@JaxMerrickMan literally too angry at Soviets to just retire
Mikeburnfire had a campfire story about him, at least I think it was a campfire story, and Zach had the perfect phrase to *describe him:
"There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"
It is episode 147 - Bradley's Birthright a bit abridged but it's got most of the story points right
There's actually a 3rd finnish soldier that would be worth a mention. Lauri Törni or later, Larry Thorne. He fought in the finnish army,then in a SS volunteer brigade and then went to the US and became a green beret before going missing in Vietnam. Man hated the colour red really badly.
They found the wreckage in 1999 btw.
@@Effect-Without-Cause Remains formally identified in 2003 and he was buried in Arlington, along with the RVNAF casualties of the mission recovered at the crash site. Memorialised on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial too.
The holy trinity of legendary finnish soldiers. Simo Häyhä, Lauri Törni and Aimo Koivunen.
ah yes, the soldier of three armies
If the trend of the past year is any indication, he'll immediately be condemned of war crimes, simply for volunteering for the SS, regardless of what he did or didn't do.
Roadrunner bypassed traps, Wyle E gets hit with his own traps, Aimo proves cartoon physics and animated ragdoll survivable.
His body went so fast it actually speed up his evolution and allow him to sustain on Meth alone.
Count Dankula did a video on this story. He pointed out that the Finnish doctors who examined him concluded that he was "built different." When it came to his photo, he also said "That is the face of a man who has seen God."
"this is a man who has seen the face of God, spit in it and skidd'd away"
@@jonathanevans3853 Eyyy, a fellow fan of Mike and Zach's New Vegas videos.
@@Xeno_Solarus yeah I find them hilarious.
I still play New Vegas and fallout 3 so watching their videos is nostalgic
6:52 Given the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE his system has been slammed into, I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the verge of overheating if he slept through a snowstorm.
this man took so much meth he was able to reallocate all stat points into agility and durability
"It's never time to not fast!" - Aimo Koivunen, March 18th 1944
I wish schools in America in middle school and highschool would teach about Pervitin. It would get much more people to paid attention in class and make more people to want to learn.
I actually got in trouble in middle school history class, my grandfather on my mom’s side told me about the meth the Nazis used. I got in trouble for talking about meth not the history behind it.
When I teach the new generation about it, most kids want to learn and read more.
Here is a side note: 2 attempts on Hitler’s life that most people don’t know about. One attempt was by a suicidal clown with a red nose. The other one was by a Hitler youth Boy Scouts group. The Abwehr actually knew and did not tell the Gestapo. The Abwehr are also one of the main reasons we know what the Nazis did during the War.
Amphetamines were a regular part of US military operations in WWII, with some Marines mentioning sometimes normal Marines would go "Kill Crazy" and have no problem gunning down Japanese whether they were surrendering or not with weird crazy smiles on there faces.
And they were especially common as "Go Pills" for pilots on long missions. At least until a dumbass disobeyed orders in Iraq/Afghanistan and decided to take the initiative and used his F-16's 20mm rotary cannon to strafe a "group of enemy's trying to shoot him or his wingman down" despite being told not to.
Afterwards all hell breaks loose and he's told to GTFO of there and land, upon which he and his wingman are informed they just strayed and killed Canadian troops of the royal princesses brigade or some shit, that were training on a live fire exercise with there Leopard 1's and couldn't possibly have been AAA shooting at them.
Pilot freaks out, denys all responsibility and claims it was actually the Airforces fault because he was such a high sortie rate for days and high on go pills which made him do it. (Despite this not being a big issue for the last 40-50yrs).
He eventually gets away with it, and now no one's allowed to have anymore fun and Amphetamines have been banned in the US Military as "wakefulness" drugs, and have been replaced by various forms of Modafinil. Basically keeps you awake without the high, and "supposedly" the side effects. But the hallucinations from Amphetamines are mostly from prolonged and/or repeated sleep deprivation which would still occur I imagine.
His eyeballs started to vibrate as he approached the speed of light.
Man became a tank due to meth, so he literally became to high to die
I still can't get over tweakers on ice. How in the nine hells did this man survive?
Roll for luck
Finns are just built different.
@@FubukiTheIcyKing "30"
"HOW?"
@@doyourbest_uwu Meth
@@doyourbest_uwu "How do you roll a 30 on a 20 dice?!"
Dude was living all his years in a single minute level high
I am convinced hypothermia was not an issue because his heart thought he was a hummingbird. Remember being rescued 2 weeks later the man had a resting heart rate of 200bpm. Normal resting heart rate is about 1/3 that.
Yeah, his blood was circulating so fast that it was leaving skid marks in his veins.
I started laughing my ass off as soon as you said hummingbird cuz my mind immediately went to the extremely high heart rate and the consumption of calories that normally comes to most hummingbirds and then how he'd lost so much weight.
The man probably running a body temperature at least 30% higher than normal with a heart rate that fast there's no telling how fast is heart was going well he was actually skiing
Drugs are one way to make truth stranger than fiction.
I've heard of higher than a kite, but Aimo just took a page from The Red Baron and just went HIGHER!
Man was so high he became the king of the skies, flying too fast and flying too high
down to 55 in 14 days.... that was a fasted weight lose ever without surgery
95 not 55
@@ChaosMachina2022 oh. still. All fat is gone
Aimo heard a voice that said "Aimo take the pills you must finnish this Aimo" and so he did.
man literally activated a videogame cheat code
10:14 this story is fkin fallout logic irl while high as shit on meth
15:50 dude looks like the high never ended.
The Meth was nowhere in his body, but into his Soul 😂 😂 😂
Ascended to godhood on meth is the only way to fight a wolverine
I was just wheezing through this entire episode! 17 minutes, and I could barely hold myself together. Like, is this dude the inspiration for DC's Snowflame?!
Man was rolling 20s
Pine needles are actually rich in vitamins.
You know what Pine Needles aren't rich in? Shit a human can digest to stave off starvation.
@Seldonlair not if you cook it like Aimo did
t lord the taste.
Lets be real, the only reason this guy died at 71 was that his high finally wore off, if it had lasted longer he'd still be here
Factual statement
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen the face of God and laughed
This is what it looks like to have a forbidden 11 in both endurance and luck.
Finnish soldiers: "Oh crap! It's the Soviets! They're on our tail!"
Aimo: "Not for long."
[eats a ton of Pervitin]
[PERKELE intensifies]
It's an awesome story. In comic books, anyone doing this AND surviving would have ended up with permanent superpowers.
Super glad you're reacting to this guy's content. Fat Electrician covers a bunch of already super-interesting military shit, makes it hilarious, and then there's the fact that his ad breaks actually advertise some dope shit. The old-style machined tools? Dope. The high-quality, yet dirt cheap holsters? Double dope.
Keep on keepin' on, my friend :D
Aimo was a marine in a past life change my mind.
14:57 3rd most famous Finnish soldier is probably Lauri Allan Törni (Larry Thorn) the soldier of 3 armys🇫🇮
aka: The man with the most burning hatred for the color red in human history. The man so fucking a n g e r y that he didn't care if he was a Nazi or a green beret so long as he got to kill communists. The man who didn't even care what FLAVOR of communist you were, so long as he could murder you!
However much you think you hate communism Törni hated it more.
@@GhostBear3067no one will ever hate communism more than that man…
Highly recommend you keep reacting to his videos on specific soldiers. Comedy aside the stories are as nuts as they are inspiring
That man's blood was moving fast enough ice was not gonna stick to it.
Pine needles are a great source of vitamin C. They are great when steeped into a tea.
styropyro normally covers lasers but he has a few vids where he makes and talks about a book of old home remedies 😂
When was like glow-in-the-dark crayons that had literally radium or uranium something like that in them
Dude looks like he has seen the face of god. He may also be dash from the Incredibles
"There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"
@@TheKenchanxgoing reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
If you think about the cabin he kept scooting away from the fire. He was laying on the floor kip so he way lower than the smoke
you should do his video on the gun truck of Vietnam, the m2 browning and the mk19
Spawncamp soviets,
Burn random cabin,
Run fades with log,
another day in the life.
9:18 Bro that's worse. I'd rather have it be High Jackman or the bear.
Dude didn't just consume every potion in his inventory at once, he ate the entire apothecary shop!
You know, if you turn the autoplay off you don't have to cancel it every time.
you actually are slightly immune to hypothermia because the energy is actually translated to heat
Simo, Aimo and Lauri walk into Russia...
There is now no more Russia
Soviet Union walked into Simo, Lauri and Aimo.
I wish a company would make Kydex holsters that have leather shells for style.
As another comment said:
The Man. The Meth. The Legend.
Thier is this heavenly recording my history teacher showed me once and it was of a Finnish commando stealing a Soviet KV-2 and driving it into the forest.
Fun Fact for old timey drugs: Heroin is a brand name, not the actual name of the drug which IIRC has 2 "scientific names" Diacytlmorphine and Diamorphine.
Heroin was Bayer's brand of "Cure all", basically for anything. "Your baby's got a cough? Give'em a Spoonful of Heroin, brought to you by Bayer!"
No, I'm not joking. And this was even in like the 1900's-1910's or 20's before they started banning things like coke and heroin in OTC meds.
And places like the UK still use Diamorphine (Heroin) for hospital use only, whereas it's 100% banned in the US so hospitals gotta use drugs like Dilaudid (Hydromorphone) and Opana (Oxymorphone) when you need something stronger than Oxycodone but weaker than Fentanyl.
get some "hero in " you !!
0:15
That's the face of a man that locked eyes with God and dared him to blink.
This 1 and the newest vid about mcnasty are awesome
This man is, to quote a 3Teeth song, Higher Than Death!
Look at the picture of that dude. That is the face of a man who say the face of God and laughed at it. It is a man who saw Satan and asked for his number.
The man looks like he saw God and laughed at him.
Remember that one time you murdered a wolverine in the middle of the night with a compass while high on meth.
Pepperridge Farm remembers.
first time catching a new upload
Heroin was a cough syrup for childern at first.
How do you say "Yo what is up my drug dog fo shizzle" in Winter War?
Some chewing gums contained cocaine back when you had to go to a pharmacy for candy.
This dude was the real life Hangover before The Hangover was even made
That is the face of a man that has seen the face of God and laughed.
Old timey cough meds had Chloroform... aka "Can't cough if your not awake."
The drugs essentially turned this man's circulatory system into a fighter jet at full throttle and burned so much energy he was basically a human furnace, the only reason he didn't cook from the inside out was the fact he was wandering around a freezer for 2 weeks
It's just like me finding and trying my German grandfather chocolate bar😂
Every Russian gopnik until the snow start snippin’
Bro got the wild wasteland perk. “Do drugs. Kill a -bear- -wolverine- log”
I can live happy knowing the majority of this happened in my birth month
Simo's story is actually fuckin' nuts too
I feel like this could have been the inspiration for Snowflame: the Cocaine-Powered Supervillain.
The funny thing is did he ski into a Russian camp and run away fight a bush thinking it was Russian attack a log using his compass and burn down a cabin? Or were those hallucinations too. Even he can't be sure he may have skid to Moscow and had tea with Stalin for all he knows.
Funfact. They believe he only survived this because he was so cold the entire time. Had it been less fridged temperatures, his heart wouldve likely shut down.
man had enough in him to become a shinra soldier
How does one sleep while high on meth?
2:38 : this story is going places
Me: Yep. And so is Aimo...😅
2010's had "Batman on Drugs" and now the 2020's have "the Legend of the Finnish Flash".
12:59 A different version says it was 30 feet, way more plausible.
the real world flash
Should have done the count dankula video. Much funnier, more in depth.
So 29 pills is the magic number
owb makes a nice open carry holster for the m9 (assuming u don't run a light)
the blackhawk serpa level3 is another good choice (they make this one for a lot of guns m9, 1911, glocks, etc.)
Pine contains a good amount of vitamin C. So that's good.
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I love this fat electrician videos
Not just old time pharmacies but the original formula for Coje a Cola contains cocaine.
Meth nugget!!
The marine saying brother
Huh, didn't know Thor was a Vtuber as a side gig.
I am looking for a holster for a FN57 I'll check out the we the people holsters
Lets see the perk of finnish soldier:disgustingly resilient 3:minus 75% of all aoe dmg and status effects
*I am Aimo and i'm the fastest man alive!*
And if that man was anything but Finnish, I’d say he shoulda been a Marine, ahaha!
Should had watched Countdankula's video of this. It was way better told and way funnier.
Log (tm)
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German engineering amirite XD
😂😂😂😂
Worst trip ever
You mean *GREATEST* trip ever.