New York Mayor Eric Adams Indicted on Federal Criminal Charges

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024
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Комментарии • 746

  • @thisisme2476
    @thisisme2476 Месяц назад +461

    And yet, Thomas and his wife are enjoying immunity....

    • @novak-wq9dw
      @novak-wq9dw Месяц назад +26

      Different rules for the rich.

    • @ianbutler1983
      @ianbutler1983 Месяц назад +2

      And Hillary?

    • @stacyobrian2358
      @stacyobrian2358 Месяц назад +36

      ​@ianbutler1983 What about Hillary? What crimes was she charged with? After 15 investigations they still found nothing! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Месяц назад

      ​@@ianbutler1983 - Former Secretary Rodham-Clinton is THE most vetted woman in US politics and yet no wrongdoing has ever been found. And the Repubs should know - they spent _millions_ trying.

    • @novak-wq9dw
      @novak-wq9dw Месяц назад +20

      @@ianbutler1983 Hillary? You, must know it's 2024

  • @davidjames2083
    @davidjames2083 Месяц назад +29

    *I watched all the American late night comedian's monologues from last night Seth, and your Rudy Giuliani impression is easily the best. **_IT'S PERFECT!_* 👍😎🇬🇧 🥃

  • @user-rb6vy2fg2h
    @user-rb6vy2fg2h Месяц назад +167

    Did Trump just tell women not to worry their pretty little heads about anything?

    • @renatheer
      @renatheer Месяц назад +20

      Yes. And they introduced the Save act which would make it almost impossible for married women who's changed last name to vote, so they don't have to worry about that either!

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Месяц назад +4

      @@renatheer wouldn't surprise me if that's True !

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Месяц назад +5

      Pretty much. I feel so much better.🙄🙄🙄

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey Месяц назад +5

      I think he was offering us drugs

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад

      To Christian nationalists he has promised, "I will be your salvation"; to his J6 supporters he has vowed, "I will be your revenge and retribution"; so it is only natural that to dainty, defenseless little women he promises, "I will be your protector." He consistently promises what he imagines his intended audience wants; only problem is he often projects his own desires onto a deeply weird, warped perception of what he thinks other people are like and what other people want

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta Месяц назад +330

    So... A mayor; bad thing to accept bribes and gifts. Supreme court personnel; not so much?

  • @sitcomsociety64
    @sitcomsociety64 Месяц назад +76

    So the mayor of New York is facing charges for this and the Supreme Court did this x100 soooo??

  • @Hawk7886
    @Hawk7886 Месяц назад +561

    Wild how a mayor gets in a load of trouble for stuff a supreme court justice does on the reg

    • @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994
      @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994 Месяц назад +39

      One is subject to the Law the other writes the Law as they want it. Impeachment (pointless because MAGAts) or his Choking on a Cigar is how Thomas gets dealt with.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Месяц назад +18

      What? Clarence is just taking care of his mom

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Месяц назад +29

      Im so baffled! Upper level government is impossible to persecute, but his crimes sound EXACTLY like Clarence Thomas accepting WAY more in gifts, yet crickets on that front. Just sad.

    • @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994
      @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994 Месяц назад +19

      @@TahtahmesDiary Under their rules it isn't an issue as they have no Code of Ethics and certainly no morals. IRS issues are the only possible 'crime' with 'Gifts'. 'Imposing' anything from outside on the Court is near impossible and a real problem.

    • @julioperez1850
      @julioperez1850 Месяц назад +3

      That's what I said too!!!

  • @msc2u1
    @msc2u1 Месяц назад +291

    So, Clarence Thomas should be next on the chopping block, right?

    • @novak-wq9dw
      @novak-wq9dw Месяц назад +3

      🤣😂

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar Месяц назад +23

      The supreme court just made a ruling that "No, it's different."

    • @naomilu9910
      @naomilu9910 Месяц назад +19

      In a sane world, he'd already be off the court.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Месяц назад +4

      Mike Johnson will never allow Representative Ocasio-Cortez' bill of impeachment to proceed.

    • @stephenphillips6245
      @stephenphillips6245 Месяц назад +1

      Republicans are untouchable... everyone expects them to be crooked...LoL

  • @Face2East
    @Face2East Месяц назад +70

    UK Here - Seth does knock this stuff out the park. I love his analysis on stuff in a country that affects us all (although I'm pretty sure the Hurricane is local to you guys!). Great work team.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Месяц назад +5

      Depending on the trajectory, I'm sure you will get some rain from it. Maybe higher winds than usual. But not like what Florida will get.
      A ton of states get affected by hurricanes. I even see it in northwest Indiana, several states inland with the largest body of water being lake Michigan.

    • @LapsedPacifist79
      @LapsedPacifist79 Месяц назад

      UK here as well - Agreed

    • @tbpmermaid
      @tbpmermaid Месяц назад +2

      I’m so sad when Seth goes on vacation.

  • @-TruthHurts
    @-TruthHurts Месяц назад +175

    which begs the question why Clerance Thomas isn't indicted yet???

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Месяц назад +12

      It's sickening he was appointed to the supreme court. No I haven't forgotten about the rest of the creepy appointments.

    • @pettespizzaparlor3245
      @pettespizzaparlor3245 Месяц назад +5

      'Technicaly' Thomas hasn't broken any laws.
      Because they never bothered to make laws about this sort of thing, because it would never happen and it is morally wrong.

    • @-TruthHurts
      @-TruthHurts Месяц назад +3

      @@pettespizzaparlor3245 well, it turns out to be handy owning a SCOTUS judge, or in Trumps case even six of them.

    • @geraldinevaughn8435
      @geraldinevaughn8435 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@pettespizzaparlor3245impeachment docs have to be filed first on any Supreme Court Justice first. You can't just take him off the bench.

    • @Drybones195
      @Drybones195 Месяц назад

      Racist!

  • @alexkh8774
    @alexkh8774 Месяц назад +96

    when you do a closer look on 9 different topics it's called "the weave"

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Месяц назад +18

      Many expert scholars have told him only a genius can do that. It's true, many are saying it.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Месяц назад +2

      Good one thank you

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Месяц назад +2

      Right !! 🤣🤣

    • @pettespizzaparlor3245
      @pettespizzaparlor3245 Месяц назад +3

      And at the end brings them all back together so they are all related and it makes sense.
      (Although Seth actuallydoes bring it all back together)

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +3

      Right, that's called a callback. Trump does the same thing except there is no callback or bringing anything back together

  • @aghamom
    @aghamom Месяц назад +153

    Remember when Howard Dean happened? One voice crack.
    Now a dude necking with a proverbial chart on stage is fine?

  • @mrydobon
    @mrydobon Месяц назад +80

    Oh, chart. You are the y to my x. You draw a straight y=mx+b to my heart. Here's looking at Euclid.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +1

      Nerd

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +3

      Also charts typically depict data. If it were just y = mx + b that would more likely be a _graph_

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Месяц назад +2

      @@icantollie A high compliment.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Месяц назад +2

      Ok, I gotta love “Here’s looking at Euclid” 😂😂😂

  • @calvinguile1315
    @calvinguile1315 Месяц назад +36

    Bodega Cat would be my first pick

  • @Sobergamer61
    @Sobergamer61 Месяц назад +38

    So they went after the mayor of NYC for the things that Clarence Thomas does everyday and gets away with it. Ok…? 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @lyndsaybrown8471
    @lyndsaybrown8471 Месяц назад +17

    Another great thing about the furniture bit, is that by admitting people are falling out of chairs at his hotel, he's also admitting he doesn't use the North Carolina furniture he just praised.

  • @laurenbruno2392
    @laurenbruno2392 Месяц назад +65

    Funny that JD reminded me of the alien in Men in Black in human skin.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Месяц назад +13

      You keep Vincent D'Onofrio and JD Vance FAR APART! Vincent is too well respected in Hollywood for this blasphemy. Yes, kingpin, aka wilson fisk, was the alien farmer in the first mib.

    • @Rebelfire75
      @Rebelfire75 Месяц назад +2

      Good comparison .

    • @catmomjewett
      @catmomjewett Месяц назад +2

      Thank you! I KNEW he reminded me of someone! Also, I think there was a similar thing on Dr Who. 👍

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Месяц назад +3

      This D'Onofrio has had enough-rio!!

    • @matthewbrooks1556
      @matthewbrooks1556 Месяц назад +1

      The “last human being” was just a skin stretched over a frame

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +40

    Pizza Rat was in the line of succession but Cigarette Cockroach wasn't!

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 Месяц назад +5

      Pizza rat has higher ratings.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Месяц назад +1

      Where does Nathan Lane fall in the line?

  • @Nevyn515
    @Nevyn515 Месяц назад +37

    “Not fair” is Trump code for “I lost because my argument was stupid and had zero merit because of how super guilty I am of every single thing I’m accused of and a million things I haven’t been indicted for”.

    • @Rebelfire75
      @Rebelfire75 Месяц назад +1

      You cracked the code .Lol

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Месяц назад

      The period goes inside the quotes, and agreed.

  • @Sarcasticron
    @Sarcasticron Месяц назад +5

    Seth Meyers has the best researchers and writers of all the late-night political comedy shows.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +1

      _[,John Oliver has entered the chat]_

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +53

    When Bodega Cat becomes Mayor, I hope to serve as Deputy Mayor/Litterbox Cleaner. Anyone know who is doing that in the Adams administration?

    • @marymccarthy2344
      @marymccarthy2344 Месяц назад +10

      I honestly don't know why Bodega Cat isn't just next in line from the beginning. Clearly our feline overlords could do better than these jokers.

  • @Machistmo
    @Machistmo Месяц назад +13

    best Shark impression EVER

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +2

      No, best impression of Andy Samberg doing an impression of a narrow-nosed spookfish EVER

  • @jackieh9157
    @jackieh9157 Месяц назад +2

    I love when Seth cracks himself up

  • @whoscares
    @whoscares Месяц назад +51

    That is so fing creepy..a sex offender saying those things 🤢

  • @latebloomer7191
    @latebloomer7191 Месяц назад +139

    Trump being my savior is like having a stalker who systematically destroys everything in my life that matters to me.😭😡

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms Месяц назад +4

    That "We Didn't Start the Fire" joke was underrated 😛

  • @jamesfinley9397
    @jamesfinley9397 Месяц назад +8

    Did I hallucinate it or didn’t the Supreme Court rule that bribes aren’t bribes, as long as you do the favor first, it’s a GRATUITY.

  • @debramiller8950
    @debramiller8950 Месяц назад +97

    Makes my skin crawl listening to trump say creepy stuff about protecting women.

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 Месяц назад +10

      It is creepy and weird.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Месяц назад

      It's mind numbing thinking that any citizen could support the mega morons. I live in a town over run by mega morons. Sick creepy weirdos make my skin crawl too

    • @azcomicgeek
      @azcomicgeek Месяц назад +8

      Just keep quiet, stay calm and relax, he'll protect you. No need to call the cops and get them involved. Quit struggling and it'll be over soon. He'll protect you so good.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Месяц назад +6

      ⁠@@azcomicgeek 😬 Yep. That’s how it sounds.

    • @LittleCheebs
      @LittleCheebs Месяц назад +1

      The vagueness makes it even creepier

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +15

    (to Rudy )"What's your secret?"
    "Withkey, but they won't let me in the bar anymore!"

    • @tweaker1bms
      @tweaker1bms Месяц назад +1

      "Did you try dat bar??"

  • @VicJ-Kiwi9617
    @VicJ-Kiwi9617 Месяц назад +44

    This Kiwi in NZ should probably take more notice of our news instead of what’s going on in yours 😅

    • @flashrobbie
      @flashrobbie Месяц назад +2

      it's depressing but dull

    • @lightfoot.2000
      @lightfoot.2000 Месяц назад +3

      indeed. Doesn't have the studio lights, and same production, only policy that will impact you directly going forward. Pay attention.

    • @Christians4Harris
      @Christians4Harris Месяц назад +7

      New Zealand has laws preventing a lunatic fringe sh*t show from forming a theater. We have Rupert Murdoch.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 Месяц назад +6

      In fairness, if Dump somehow gets elected again, the whole world will suffer massively! 🤷‍♀️ But as your sister from across the road in Aus, I know what you mean 😁

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 Месяц назад

      @@Christians4HarrisWe are soooooooo sorry for that. Truly! But thanks for taking that nightmare off our hands 🇦🇺😞 Mind you, he still owns news media here - Sky News - which is just another version of Faux. Brainwashing propaganda. Fortunately, most of us are too laidback to become far right wing psychos.

  • @dianerandall1525
    @dianerandall1525 Месяц назад +31

    Donald should not comment on this. Did he not accept ten millions from Egypt to help his campaign in 2020

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +4

      All that they were able to prove was that that amount disappeared from the Egyptian treasury while the same amount was deposited into an account or accounts owned by the Trump Organization the same day. It could all have just been a coincidence

  • @troberts7458
    @troberts7458 Месяц назад +10

    NC resident here. We have a booming furniture market, made in the USA. And good furniture lasts much longer than 30 years. Point is, stay out of our beautiful state.

    • @lonpfrb
      @lonpfrb Месяц назад

      So what you're saying is that the "really great business man" and convicted fraudster #45 has no clue about NC and just makes up lies to support his talking points.
      Well the people of Springfield have seen that, and appreciate your feedback.
      The truth matters...
      He's a clear and present danger to US national security, so it is time to protect the Republic from all enemies, both foreign and domestic.
      Vote 💙 for Democracy 🇺🇲

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад

      And J. D. Vance keep back 100 feet from all NC furniture *_Disclaimer: NOT TRUE_*

  • @ericcarlisle
    @ericcarlisle Месяц назад +7

    Can we bring back the two dogs barking for the Law and Order theme? 🤔

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +1

      Thank you, fellow loyal _Late Night Seth_ viewer

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse Месяц назад +158

    Eric will be cleared of all charges as soon as he announces he’s switched to the republican party.

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy Месяц назад +6

      That's the difference between D and R in a nutshell : One party upholds law and order, and the other party just says it does, because 'it sounds good'.

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Месяц назад

      Well as long as we have the impotent Garland, as AG, this will continue. He’s a coward. Why hasn’t he been fired yet?

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap Месяц назад +2

      Neither party is free or corruption. Politicians are corrupt. Story at 11.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Месяц назад

      ​@@skabuoyOutflanking the Republicans from the right has only _ever_ lost elections for the Dems.
      "Law and order" is just a buzz phrase the wealthy use to justify depriving rights from the working class. Stop falling for it.

    • @Coalette10
      @Coalette10 Месяц назад +1

      ​@skabuoy Yup.Typically a D would resign. An R would refuse and cost taxpayers thousands to go through a trial, hoping to win on a technicality or problem with proof.

  • @OGZackov
    @OGZackov Месяц назад +66

    Eric stole $10m from NY, and had his cops shoot someone for jumping a $3 fare

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 Месяц назад +6

      Dude had a knife, charged the police. Check your facts.

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Месяц назад

      Adam's is Guilty already ?

    • @paulnolan4971
      @paulnolan4971 Месяц назад

      @@randyhowey7414
      They're deeply in the cookies
      Nefarious and crooky
      All 15, very sucky
      Yeah, Adam's Scammily
      Their house was a Boe eeing
      When people came to see 'em
      They really were a scheming
      With all the bribery
      Neat
      A Sweetener
      So petite !?
      So puts the witch's drawl on
      A boomstick he can draw on
      We're gonna play the hunt's on
      The Addam's scam complete
      Yes they're deeply in the cookies
      Hilarious, yet yucky
      All 15, very lucky
      They're not in Sicily
      Strange Days have found us
      Deplaned
      The Addams family
      CLINK
      CLINK lol

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Месяц назад

      ​@@policerthought5649Follow your own advice and watch the body cam footage.

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows Месяц назад +4

      ​@@policerthought5649 you're a bloodthirsty weirdo for that

  • @dianerandall1525
    @dianerandall1525 Месяц назад +15

    So the NY mayor gets arrested for accepting travel gifts but Clarence Thomas can accept bigger gifts and bribe and does mot get charged?

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +108

    Sure, JD Vance is awkward, repellent, and robotic-seeming.
    That's all

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Месяц назад +8

      He really comes to life...on a couch.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Месяц назад +1

      He's the definition of weird

    • @GoneFishingAway
      @GoneFishingAway Месяц назад

      @@Turbojonny5You’re whole party is the definition of weird.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Месяц назад

      @@GoneFishingAway 👈🏻you are defending JD Vance.you must be a weirdo too😬

    • @GoneFishingAway
      @GoneFishingAway Месяц назад

      @@Turbojonny5 You’re only throwing insults and don’t see the irony you calling the other party when I see plenty of strange people and things going on. Even when the most corrupt democratic politician gets prosecuted, you’ll still find ways to blame the other party

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Месяц назад +54

    So it's OK for the Supreme Court to accept fancy trips but the mayor gets indicted. I wonder why him? 🤔
    Nevermind... This man crooked. 😬

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Месяц назад

      We know why- timing... Election close,gotta make some Dems pay to show they can be azz holes too.

  • @kevinchristopher162
    @kevinchristopher162 Месяц назад +1

    I knew you were going to drop a bleeped f bomb when you started the jury duty joke. And you did not disappoint! It was totally necessary & hilarious!!!

  • @Rocknrolla25133
    @Rocknrolla25133 Месяц назад +3

    A perfect Sandburg impression

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +12

    There was a Rat Summit recently. Did someone rat out Mayor Adams?

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Месяц назад +2

    Thanks Seth and crew

  • @Miapetdragon69
    @Miapetdragon69 Месяц назад +15

    3:37 All eight of his staff quit leaving him only one.... He got an offer to clear his name but he turned it down! If I were innocent and someone offered to help clear my name I would do it.... But since he's guilty there you go.... I am so glad that here in North Carolina we're going to make sure that he never sees the inside of the governor's mansion!

  • @VermontJayson
    @VermontJayson Месяц назад +12

    CORRECTIONS: that’s not where a cockroach would effectively be able to inhale smoke. Cockroach respiration occurs through spiracles - a small opening on the sides of its body. ❤

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +5

      ikr? And even after Seth took pains to mime how a cockroach would anatomically correctly smoke a cigarette in a previous episode of _,Corrections!_ Have we as a society learned nothing

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Месяц назад

      13:09 did he not learn the first time around?!

  • @lukeburton7448
    @lukeburton7448 Месяц назад +11

    Mayors indicted, Supreme Court justices high fived.

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Месяц назад +39

    It's 5:00 AM and I'm researching narrow nosed spookfish just to try to get a correction and land us some Animal Flubs.

    • @gypsysnickerdoodle4354
      @gypsysnickerdoodle4354 Месяц назад +4

      lol

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Месяц назад +3

      I thought it was named ghost shark?!

    • @simonedegroot905
      @simonedegroot905 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@notme2day
      Just looked it up bc I thought the same but nope! The ghost shark was discovered in 1823 iirc and it has a different nose, the new shark's nose is long and sticks out and the ghost shark's nose is shaped like a normal shark's nose if that makes sense

    • @kale_vegetable
      @kale_vegetable Месяц назад +3

      ​@@simonedegroot905you're both right! It's a species of ghost shark according to the Guardian article from Tuesday.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Месяц назад +1

      @@simonedegroot905 Yup, that does make sense. Who would have thought Colbert could steered me wrong on this.lolol

  • @paulamspodavis1069
    @paulamspodavis1069 Месяц назад

    Seth- I thought your monologue was slipping...till you got to the tissues!!! NAILED IT!!! GOOD JOB!!!

  • @HansPetterBoyesen
    @HansPetterBoyesen Месяц назад +9

    It actually took me two seconds, before I got the tissue joke 😂😀🤪🤣👍❤️🇳🇴
    Hilarious 👍Norway here🇳🇴
    Vote 💙

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +1

      That is coincidentally the same amount of time that said user of said tissues lasts before requiring usage of said paper product

  • @swill128
    @swill128 Месяц назад +28

    Correction: Wally misspelled Flubbed by accident, not on purpose.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Месяц назад +10

      You missed the chance to say "not on porpoise."

    • @smilingkevin
      @smilingkevin Месяц назад +4

      @@Blodhelm Now that would be an animal fub

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Blodhelm I was thinking the same thing. You nailed it

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +4

      It's impressive to me how Seth can race through cue cards at the pace that he does and then stop on a dime on the smallest spelling error. Leads me to believe this happens all the time in taping but they only keep it in the final cut when the back-and-forth is so perfect and on brand for _,Late Night Seth._ It's almost like Seth had a former life as a head writer for some major sketch comedy show

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +5

    Seth's nose really helps that shark impression.

  • @leesimone2
    @leesimone2 Месяц назад +12

    I was waiting for something with him! There was something about him that made me uncomfortable!

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +2

      Sign of the times that there are like four national political figures you could be referring to but can't tell which one you're talking about, and also how your comment could apply equally well to any one of them

  • @candy-wi2fm
    @candy-wi2fm Месяц назад +9

    I find it odd that everyone is trying to push or persuade New York mayor to resign. YET we didn't hear this many voices to tell Trump not to run for presidency and he has already been convicted! That's why Trump has some light weight words bout the situation because he knows he should be taking a seat too!

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 Месяц назад +6

    Tfg: You will no longer be tied down to train tracks.

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD Месяц назад +14

    trumps affair with chart exposed on the next AXIS HOLLYWOOD!

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Месяц назад +1

    That 79 pigeons in a suit was amazing work by the graphics department

  • @buckyvonbuck2410
    @buckyvonbuck2410 Месяц назад +6

    Wow, bad, almost as bad as Thomas.

  • @harfangdesneiges
    @harfangdesneiges Месяц назад +3

    you gotta figure that that tissue joke was Scollins'

  • @eb0526
    @eb0526 Месяц назад +2

    Rudy aka law goblin😂 so accurate!

  • @naomilu9910
    @naomilu9910 Месяц назад +6

    When that guy says that I won't have the stresses I have today, my brain starts filling up with all the awful things he might do to make things even worse. Protect U.S. FROM him, please!
    VOTE BLUE DOWN THE WHOLE BALLOT
    Thanks in advance.

  • @ariellebotwinick1537
    @ariellebotwinick1537 Месяц назад +10

    I can’t picture more of a nightmare than of Trump being my protector. I’m also a black woman so I’m safe because he’s not talking about me.

    • @lonpfrb
      @lonpfrb Месяц назад

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Месяц назад +3

      I'm white but old and no longer hot, so I'm safe from him too.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +2

      You missed the little asterisk after Trump's blanket guarantee that he will be your protector; if you read the fine print you would clearly have noticed that
      _*Exclusions apply._

  • @bsweat9230
    @bsweat9230 Месяц назад

    So well done!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @ZarlanTheGreen
    @ZarlanTheGreen Месяц назад

    Misspelling 'flubbed', on the card... brilliant!

  • @leemackey6162
    @leemackey6162 Месяц назад +1

    Aww, don’t you make our Wally blush! ☺️

  • @MsChiefsfan-w4k
    @MsChiefsfan-w4k Месяц назад +3

    It's hard to believe that Rudy used to be a Federal Prosecutor.

  • @markseagraves5486
    @markseagraves5486 Месяц назад +9

    Doesn’t want to be President… Exactly, just enough bs to give it to Vance and get a pardon.

  • @viridian4388
    @viridian4388 Месяц назад +2

    The bodega cat needs to be higher on that list

  • @cherylmccloud8709
    @cherylmccloud8709 Месяц назад +5

    Hi from Australia👋Oh the irony-Trump now has to carry Robinson to "full term".🙄🤭

  • @zanagriffith7378
    @zanagriffith7378 Месяц назад

    Thanks for the fun Seth.

  •  Месяц назад +5

    Correction: you couldN'T give a s**** about the Mets' fortune. Unless you do give a s**** about it.

  • @avwholesomegamer
    @avwholesomegamer Месяц назад +5

    “Hoo boy, where to start.” -Kamala Harris upon hearing about The Protector of Women

  • @tbpmermaid
    @tbpmermaid Месяц назад +5

    I wish Kamala’s response to the Trump protector question was “Eeeeew!”

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад

      Or just that look of barely containable disgust as in the debate when she referred to "This fffff--ormer President.."

    • @susan6800
      @susan6800 Месяц назад

      I think her facial expression nearly said it all!

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 Месяц назад

      Elizabeth Warren called it "creepy.". I think that is putting it mildly.

  • @TheBaysening
    @TheBaysening Месяц назад

    Loved how you snuck in a Will Forte impression disguising it as a wrestler impression

  • @MidnightMiik
    @MidnightMiik Месяц назад +1

    I have to remember that chart joke the next time I have jury duty.

  • @lorekeepermeerah
    @lorekeepermeerah Месяц назад

    the new yorker threatening an actual force of nature bit had me cracking up hahaha

  • @sMVshortMusicVideos
    @sMVshortMusicVideos Месяц назад

    Throwing Sandberg into the narrow nose shark bit was uncalled for, but oh so funny.

  • @anniejankovic8056
    @anniejankovic8056 Месяц назад

    This monologue is SO good

  • @HeraldOfBadger
    @HeraldOfBadger Месяц назад +7

    Wally! Say something if they point the camera at you we know you get paid more~!

  • @handyreiter1310
    @handyreiter1310 Месяц назад +1

    The Samberg impression was so spot on it was spooky. Seth is getting so good!!! And the NY rat impression OMG

  • @andiferrell1206
    @andiferrell1206 Месяц назад

    This was a HILARIOUS closer look! I loved all of the impressions of generic New Yorkers.

  • @conj764
    @conj764 Месяц назад +1

    Bodega cat needs to be so much higher!

  • @WhyYesIAmABich
    @WhyYesIAmABich 28 дней назад

    I don't know how it's possible that I've already seen this but it's Auto played and I'm laughing just as hard as I would if I was seeing it for the first time😂😂😂😂

  • @joannemactaggart7889
    @joannemactaggart7889 Месяц назад +4

    I sent that clip of Trump the Stalker outside my window saying "... Women, you will no longer feel anxious, linely, abandoned or scared ...." TO MY Therapist!!! 😵‍💫Mystery of my "free floating " anxiety is SOLVED.
    Apologies to all the OTHER creepy men from my past - your horrible behavior has been TRJMPED.

  • @daniellediehl6852
    @daniellediehl6852 Месяц назад

    I love Seth meyers

  • @Cartagena1
    @Cartagena1 Месяц назад

    I love how Karrion Kross is the WWE wrestler y’all chose for that bit while Seth did a Hulk Hogan impression 😅😂

  • @JohnErskine-i8w
    @JohnErskine-i8w Месяц назад +6

    Eric is trying to get a position on Scotus!!!

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza Месяц назад +2

    Pizza rat really should be higher on that list. Carrying pizza at that size takes the resourcefulness a NY mayor needs

  • @Bigbrotheriswatchingus
    @Bigbrotheriswatchingus Месяц назад +5

    How many more A+ qualifications can one person have to be a Republican candidate than Mark Robinson..he even has children to keep him humble

  • @lawrencewild2523
    @lawrencewild2523 Месяц назад +2

    Ain't the first time. Reference to Tammany Hall and mayor Jimmy Walker.

  • @jediping
    @jediping Месяц назад

    The axes joke got me just as much the second time. :)

  • @ef8487
    @ef8487 Месяц назад

    Your Samberg is impeccable!

  • @StardragonTheCanadian
    @StardragonTheCanadian Месяц назад +1

    Once you go Bodega Cat, you will never go back!🗽

  • @DemonEyes622
    @DemonEyes622 Месяц назад +1

    I was hoping he was gonna list a staff member in line for mayor

  • @tomholroyd7519
    @tomholroyd7519 Месяц назад +2

    Abandoned, Lonely, and Scared. Worst breakfast cereal ever

  • @lexieram6723
    @lexieram6723 Месяц назад

    The robot face from Japan turning out to be JD Vance really got me 😂

  • @TheLikeButton.
    @TheLikeButton. Месяц назад +2

    😂😂😂 Your a true NY'er if you know who Dr. Zizmore is!! 🎉

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Месяц назад +1

    I can see Giuliani starring in the new NewsMax series "Judge Rudy". It would be painfully funny -- emphasis on the painful part.

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Месяц назад +6

    3:41 that joke by Shoemaker?

  • @michellefruendt6658
    @michellefruendt6658 Месяц назад +3

    A few years ago the Mayor of Montreal resigned amidst allegations of corruption, as did the next Mayor who campaigned on importance of personal of integrity as did the THIRD subsequent Mayor 😜

  • @Nion8six
    @Nion8six Месяц назад +1

    The Rudy Joke is almost identical to Colberts 😅

  • @kyrie2499
    @kyrie2499 Месяц назад +3

    To be fair, my grandmother from NC used to complain regularly that the local furniture companies are all gone. It was a huge concern for her. By including it in his speech, Trump definitely locked in the NC demographic of people who would be over 100 if they hadn’t already died.

  • @ck121395
    @ck121395 Месяц назад

    Your Beetlejuice as a wrestler is on point!