Man, I wish I had found this show when it started. The only good thing about being 4 years behind is that I get NON STOP episodes 😍 These cats are my best friends
Matt’s psychological warfare on people “dude you stand behind the desk with the apron on bro that’s why I’m out with the tools.” That probably fucked that Home Depot workers day up. Shout out to all the dawgs. Tantalizer get it big dawg
Coming from a rich kid that's such a shitty thing to say. It's not like he worked his way up in this world, he went from college graduate to dick joke podcaster.
@@qwerty6574 Every old man still has one good fight left in 'em, and with one son and a couple of daughters, you best believe my man Phil saved it up for the day the Young Bull will inevitably cross the line.
Lol is that why my dad gets pissed for me not helping with the yard then when I say fine and start walking outside with my dad at the same time he goes what are you doing and I say helping you ya just yelled at me for not doing nothing all day and he goes no I got it just forget it go back inside and he goes to town mowing the lawn 😂without me that makes a lot of sense now
Take it easy on your parents, unless they are abusing you or something. They are just humans getting old, they love you more than anything, and they don't live forever.
True. And they never had the information about mental health and communication at their fingertips as young people the way you did, and kids don't come with manuals. Be kind
You know the last bit of the podcast was hitting close to home. A lot of people in South Carolina and some of my friends are stuck in that rap loop. Literal white kids (21+) n suburbs and they think they’re Kodak black or nba YoungBoy. It’s sad
1:18:20 that 2009 npr performance was brilliant. When I was in my darkest moments I almost off’d myself to that song. Thankfully I’m a million miles away from that mindset today
Yep, and they do have a basement, read Alefantis's interview in Metro Weekly April 16 2015 he says "Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."
Except there is a basement at Comet Ping Pong.... James Alefantis said in an interview on April 16 2015 with MetroWeekly "ALEFANTIS: Well, we make everything from scratch. Other restaurants, even good restaurants, will, like, not roast their own peppers. You can just buy the roasted peppers in a can. Or you can buy garlic oil. Some products you can get, and they’re consistent and they’re easy. But I didn’t even know that existed actually until they said that. I was like, “What do you mean? There’s another way? You can just buy these things?” Because a lot of restaurants will open a can and put it on. Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in." Why now deny they even have a basement? Wouldnt it be easier just to say "nothing illegal happens in our basement"? Like if I got accused of selling drugs out of my car i would say "thats ridiculous i dont sell drugs" it would make me look a little guilty if i stepped out of my car and immediately said "um... I dont even have a car, i dont even know what drugs are..!"
Around 48:03. I know I’m 2 years late, but there’s a walmart somewhat near me that got so bad, they just fucking closed the store. People would fill entire shopping carts with goods and just walk out of the store stealing it. They had deodorant behind locked security doors at one point. And the store was horrid, imagine the Walmart Matt and Shane describe but like 4 times worse with pallets, carts, goods packaging being ripped open and empty. Products open and spilled out over shelves. It was like this for some time too, like 2 years of massive downward spiral. I heard what ultimately killed it was the massive theft.
Odd sidenote used to have the same painting in matts top left on our wall growing up. Idk if same exact canvas but had same painting...noticed it at an hour n 27 in n went wtf brought back old memories lol
The Walmart in Ypsilanti MI was known to be the lowest grossing Walmart in America. It was a wasteland. It's closed now. And a Meijer in the same area got raided for growing weed on the 2nd floor.
I mean Bayern Munich has won the league 7 years in a row... Although, it's not even something to brag about when they buy the best players from their main rivals to destroy any competition they might have had.
Listening to this for the first time, and it was wild to hear Shane shout out my ancient relative Robert Rogers! I heard tales of him when I was a lad, even before the internet existed!
29:40 he was a literal actor and his father ran propaganda films, "forever young productions." The painter and the trash man will drop the doss on it for ya bud.
Those madden sims were ran by DraftKings and the lobbies there were full of people gambling on them. It was kind of like everyday was football Sunday for some of us. I miss quarantine…
Ik it’s 4 years late but just yesterday I got a used car off a blonde Shane with gelled hair and it needed maintenance bc it was new to the dealer mf told me it’d be ready everyday for 2 weeks
i think what's going on at the walmarts, is that no one there is actually allowed any power over wtf is going on like the workers are also trapped in hell, never to lay eyes on the devil keeping them there
Correction Shane, escorts back then were 100% cleaner than any woman at the time even your wife’s. I found a card one time for a working escort in the later 1800s. They shaved showered and had excellent hygiene. Back then wife’s were for reproducing and escorts are to have fun. Look it up
@@johns5263 same. Glad you're standing up for all the Johns out there, letting them know their prostitute mothers were scooping out their customers custard and that they were the chosen Johns.
Joe Rogan once said if someone can live 100 years .. the birth of America was 3-4 generations (people) ago ... It's alot younger then you think ... Canada is under British subject same as Australia my country.. Australia is hundred or 2 hundred years younger then America .. In Australia Aboriginals were classed as fauna (animals) until the 60s 70s
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Had to come back to this one after Tybalt’s passing. RIP big dawg
Bro, what number is this?! I’m going backwards but I keep getting g out of order Lol
He is shitting everywhere in heaven 😅
RIP the GOAT
Tybalt!Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@Anubis.6256exquisite reference haha
Shane looks like the yellow m&m
BeRoyal37 His hair makes him look like Bert from Bert and Ernie
This is brilliant 👏
Lol 😂
That's funny
😂😂😂😂
Man, I wish I had found this show when it started. The only good thing about being 4 years behind is that I get NON STOP episodes 😍
These cats are my best friends
The Old Testament is a must listen if you haven’t yet. It can be found by worthy seekers in #432hrz.
Me too. Been lil over a year now probably and it was all I listened to for awhile. I’m still going through em they are great😂
Same
Shane never done a honest days work in his life. he got the body of a Irish wife
LMFAO oh my god
You know this comment lives rent free in Shane’s head
😂😂😂
That’s a war hero you’re talking about. Have some respect.
That’s a war hero you’re talking about. Have some respect.
Matt’s level of space cadet is Electric and Shane usually reels him in right before it becomes unbearable with a “alright dude what are we doing?” 😂
sometimes you just have to reel the shaman in!
Matt’s psychological warfare on people “dude you stand behind the desk with the apron on bro that’s why I’m out with the tools.” That probably fucked that Home Depot workers day up. Shout out to all the dawgs. Tantalizer get it big dawg
Coming from a rich kid that's such a shitty thing to say. It's not like he worked his way up in this world, he went from college graduate to dick joke podcaster.
When Phil and Shane get in a fight, make sure it's on camera for the dawgz.
My money is on Phil, big dog still running the roost putting the young bull in his place.
@@theDC4L Phil would give our dawg a whoopin
@@qwerty6574 Every old man still has one good fight left in 'em, and with one son and a couple of daughters, you best believe my man Phil saved it up for the day the Young Bull will inevitably cross the line.
All the old men convince themselves “they still got one more fight in em” and would beat up some young punk 😆. Alright grandpa keep dreaming
I just imagine both of them red faced and sloshy drunk sweating, both with the other in a double head lock 🤣
shane at his parents house during covid is the funniest shit ever
if u have white privilege, you gotta use it.
Yo, Matt's lighting is now ultimate
Its glorious AF
Some high production porn set shit!!!
Yo Matt, what’s yo secret bebe boi?
Glowing
William Thomas was a way better linebacker. Most tackles all time. Sorry Seth.
I love it anytime Philly Gilllis comes up.
Shane and Matt's dads podcast when 🤔
@@papsphin this needs to happen
Shane was in rare form this podcast. He was fired up
Yeah a big difference from the half asleep on the couch in his apartment era we’re currently in
@@tsedubgyatso That's the grind. The pod is likely the only place he feels he can be this casual/relaxed and not need to be on the up all the time.
I can't tell if Matt is 19 or 46
The Immortal One.
He’s 1946
Phil betting on madden is depraved
Car buying being ten dudes with goatees trying to lie to you is too funny
Lol I am like Shane getting unjustifiably angry when someone tells me a long story with zero importance or moral.
Same. I hateeee small talk. I wonder if that’s the tism?
😂😢😢
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My mom does the same
I’ve got definite Phil vibes. I’m pissed off when I’m doing something but also I don’t want help or it’ll just piss me off more.
Lol is that why my dad gets pissed for me not helping with the yard then when I say fine and start walking outside with my dad at the same time he goes what are you doing and I say helping you ya just yelled at me for not doing nothing all day and he goes no I got it just forget it go back inside and he goes to town mowing the lawn 😂without me that makes a lot of sense now
What an exhausting way to live
1:36 I love how he seemingly glances upstairs to make sure Phil’s not coming down at that moment lmaooo
I very much enjoy Shane's summary of historical conflicts xD
😊
Phil pointing to where the lads need to add more mulch
Anyone madden betting go look at the awareness stat for all the players on teams. 99/100 times the more aware team wins
Take it easy on your parents, unless they are abusing you or something. They are just humans getting old, they love you more than anything, and they don't live forever.
Fact
A true but gay fact
God my poor Lil heart just hurt reading this. Luv ur folks guys. They're trying their best.
True. And they never had the information about mental health and communication at their fingertips as young people the way you did, and kids don't come with manuals. Be kind
And call your damn grandma and take your grandpa to lunch.
27:45 that star fox 64 reference was a homerun .
Funny to now know that Shane bought a 200k pool for his parents and holds it over their heads 😂
“A bunch of fat Chris Cornell’s” holy fuck Matt. Roast of the year right there I needed that XD
Shane teasing his dad is the funniest thing he talks about on the pod.
When he talks like Phil it cracks me up. I had heard Shane talk like him several times but the first time I heard Phil I lost it.
Shout of to the Dawgz. Shout out Shat Nation. Shout out Tybalt.
cringe
@@WHDRWN your whole profile is cringe... what are you talking about? 😂
@@KingDomsKingdom85 profile stalking like a common ledditor, cringe.
@@WHDRWN omg double cringe hehehehe
You know the last bit of the podcast was hitting close to home. A lot of people in South Carolina and some of my friends are stuck in that rap loop. Literal white kids (21+) n suburbs and they think they’re Kodak black or nba YoungBoy. It’s sad
"Trump would run a dealership, and then get absolutely destroyed by the IRS" hahahahaha
chapo check
21:21 Tybalts diarrhea butt, dude.😂
Always excited to see a new ep of the pod. Tfw M&S finally usurpes Cumtown as your favorite niche comedian podcast.
gay
Tfw you’re gay
I too, am gay.
Now I am become gay , leaver of of comments
1:18:20 that 2009 npr performance was brilliant. When I was in my darkest moments I almost off’d myself to that song. Thankfully I’m a million miles away from that mindset today
Glad you’re in a better place, dawg. Be well out there
The Dawgz are live! Much love from Ireland!
We out here 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
I worked in the car business for 5 years. Everything they said is the absolute truth!
Just found this podcast thanks algorithm
Welcome dawg
Only one rule around here
Ben Simmons what’s that?
How good is our god
How can we not talk about family?
Tybalt is a a red tier level 2 power god
I appreciate this comment
Grocery worker here. The bit about just leaving shit in the wrong spot because it's not my problem is sooo fucking true lmao.
That fresh hot off the pot AM cast, thank ya boys
Thank you Ben
All I know about the guy who supposedly shot up CPP is that he fired one shot that just HAPPENED to go through the hard drive of the computer there.
Yep, and they do have a basement, read Alefantis's interview in Metro Weekly April 16 2015 he says "Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."
Shane showing his cats asshole to the world is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen..
" everyone is walking around like Tybol my cat " that had me dying.
Except there is a basement at Comet Ping Pong.... James Alefantis said in an interview on April 16 2015 with MetroWeekly
"ALEFANTIS: Well, we make everything from scratch. Other restaurants, even good restaurants, will, like, not roast their own peppers. You can just buy the roasted peppers in a can. Or you can buy garlic oil. Some products you can get, and they’re consistent and they’re easy. But I didn’t even know that existed actually until they said that. I was like, “What do you mean? There’s another way? You can just buy these things?” Because a lot of restaurants will open a can and put it on. Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."
Why now deny they even have a basement? Wouldnt it be easier just to say "nothing illegal happens in our basement"?
Like if I got accused of selling drugs out of my car i would say "thats ridiculous i dont sell drugs" it would make me look a little guilty if i stepped out of my car and immediately said "um... I dont even have a car, i dont even know what drugs are..!"
"completely subservient" "I was full tendied" OMG LOVE it! 😂. Wish more women were like that.
"If trump wasn't born rich, he'd be slinging Hondas right now"
You can tell matt is black by the smoke alarm beeping in the back😂
Matt and Shane are an unstoppable force
Dude betting on fake computer v computer video games is frikken insane!
Guy that sold me my last truck definitely had glue eater vibes, I got fucked 😂
Around 48:03. I know I’m 2 years late, but there’s a walmart somewhat near me that got so bad, they just fucking closed the store. People would fill entire shopping carts with goods and just walk out of the store stealing it. They had deodorant behind locked security doors at one point. And the store was horrid, imagine the Walmart Matt and Shane describe but like 4 times worse with pallets, carts, goods packaging being ripped open and empty. Products open and spilled out over shelves. It was like this for some time too, like 2 years of massive downward spiral. I heard what ultimately killed it was the massive theft.
28:03 "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
These dudes are hilarious
"You're not gonna believe this cat's ass."
After a frame by frame analysis, Phil has been cleared of any chance of a total doxxing.
Odd sidenote used to have the same painting in matts top left on our wall growing up. Idk if same exact canvas but had same painting...noticed it at an hour n 27 in n went wtf brought back old memories lol
My grandparents had it, and I saw it in The Strangers, I didn’t know it was so common
Tapping into these Rona eps just now. The one with luis j homes was first, now keep watching!
Matt's life long battle against pern is legendary
Is there a patron epaiode to match these older episodes like it is today?
I went to Scottsdale Community College missed that class😂 definite real picture. AZ for you HVACs everywhere
Wtf shane had multiple three way face times? What a legend
‘Yeah I know soccer. Munich is the only team’ hahah
White J rappers:
Action Bronson
Doja Cat
Drake
El-P
Kreayshawn
Dicky
Mac miller
NF
kosha dillz
Pardon. Let us not forget the OG Tightwad lyricist's of them all, The Beastie Boys.
@@brycesmith7501 i try my hardest every day to forget the beastie boys
@@brycesmith7501 also matisyahu. yeeemaayayoooooo
Tons More Cowbell my apologies, I didn't realize you were a true fan of Doja cat and Kreayshawn and not just listing Tightwads with siq bars
Matt has the most meandering mind around
The Walmart in Ypsilanti MI was known to be the lowest grossing Walmart in America. It was a wasteland. It's closed now. And a Meijer in the same area got raided for growing weed on the 2nd floor.
rest in power tybalt
Shane said He plays TOTAL War and i was like Hell yea this dude cool af
Steelyard Wal-Mart in Cleveland, Ohio is top 3 worst Wal-Marts
For some reason this was autoplayed after a cooking recipe in April of 2023.
@ 1 hour 25 mins in is bassically the Chris herren story, except it was a dunkin donuts. But also kicked his habit so mad respect
Gambling on madden has to be the most degenerate bored shit I’ve ever heard of haha
What about super smash: 4 level 9 dks with 999 lives.
Shane should have grabbed a shovel and went out in the yard and start digging random holes. Just to make Phil lose his shit. 😂😂
I’m here from years later to say, baseball will never die so many kids play that today and will continue to play that for generations to come
Shane straight disrespected Dortmund and RB Leipzig
I mean Bayern Munich has won the league 7 years in a row... Although, it's not even something to brag about when they buy the best players from their main rivals to destroy any competition they might have had.
hes right, especially from a distanced view
Baseball will never die. Kids play it the world over. Japan LOVES baseball
You talking about grimace at the fall of berlin?
The Southeast asian partners said fuck swarming and started jumping out of tunnels like super mario.
It that a tanning bed behind Matt? Also i came only 3 min into this one. Good job bois.
What happened to the story about the angels?? They just went off on another topic
I live in Az. Scottsdale Community College is real. Their madcot is an Artichoke.
MASP for the dawgs> audio books for intelligence.
Srsly sad at tibbeeze passing. Thoughts & Prayers. Happy he got that last ass surf to the sky
The super gay Byeeeeeeees are killing me hahahaha
Betting on simulated madden games is so goddamn funny
You can tell by his hair he's still freshly drenched by Stanhope
Listening to this for the first time, and it was wild to hear Shane shout out my ancient relative Robert Rogers! I heard tales of him when I was a lad, even before the internet existed!
One of your loser uncles lied to you 😂
I just got a goddamn cramp listening to Shane say he wipes his cats ass.
That alt-r spot right at 59:00 got me lol, Matt's such a G dude I love these aholes. #2023
55:25 smoke detector, I assume matts house 👀😂
29:40 he was a literal actor and his father ran propaganda films, "forever young productions." The painter and the trash man will drop the doss on it for ya bud.
Matt saying baseball is gonna die is one of his coldest takes. This is the USA my boy. Baseball rules
Those madden sims were ran by DraftKings and the lobbies there were full of people gambling on them. It was kind of like everyday was football Sunday for some of us. I miss quarantine…
Rip to a legend
RIPTybalt
59:10 my game just froze at the same fucking time they have a tech issue 💀💀
RIP TYBALT
Ik it’s 4 years late but just yesterday I got a used car off a blonde Shane with gelled hair and it needed maintenance bc it was new to the dealer mf told me it’d be ready everyday for 2 weeks
isnt it beautiful
All hail the Dawgz
“Chinese Don’t Play Baseball”. Shane’s autobiography title.
Shane man😅 that Starfox reference was epic
i think what's going on at the walmarts, is that no one there is actually allowed any power over wtf is going on
like the workers are also trapped in hell, never to lay eyes on the devil keeping them there
was matt living in a trap house during this phase?
Correction Shane, escorts back then were 100% cleaner than any woman at the time even your wife’s. I found a card one time for a working escort in the later 1800s. They shaved showered and had excellent hygiene. Back then wife’s were for reproducing and escorts are to have fun. Look it up
I once found a 1800s card from a doctor that said escorts were disgusting filth and that they named all of their unwanted bastard children John.
@@norgepalm7315 cry about it
@@johns5263 insightful response kiddo
@@norgepalm7315 thanks. it means the world to me that i have your opinion
@@johns5263 same. Glad you're standing up for all the Johns out there, letting them know their prostitute mothers were scooping out their customers custard and that they were the chosen Johns.
Joe Rogan once said if someone can live 100 years .. the birth of America was 3-4 generations (people) ago ... It's alot younger then you think ... Canada is under British subject same as Australia my country.. Australia is hundred or 2 hundred years younger then America ..
In Australia Aboriginals were classed as fauna (animals) until the 60s 70s