Ohh hi there, it‘s me nestle. How u ar doing over there, ohh you do not have any water left because we bought all springs? Let me sell you this plastic bottle with the best water qualitiy. I mean you have at least some excellent water quality, thats nuts!
How to get infinite money: Step 1: G O T O C R E A T I V E M O D E Step 2: go to the creative menu Step 3: find the diamond block item in creative menu by going into the block section or by searching it. Step 4: pick it up as many as you want. Step 5: go to survival mode if you have to.. Step 6:Sell the diamond blocks Step 7: *PROFIT*
@@purple_shiny You can feel that there's a bid of sweat forming on his forehead, as you're considering the offer. They're like: "Cmon, buy it, BUY IT, *BUY IT I NEED MONEY* "
Techically in minecraft world emeralds are wordless cuz you can't eat them , can't make weapons and armor out of it and they won't help you survive the night , so that makes perfect sense
World is 30000000 x 30000000 blocks and every diamond ore in that world is 3310000000 $ the same as all ores and the values So steve could literally buy the universe lol
@@ultravince_xxi probably not, but it depends on the base price. Tax could be figured in, or maybe you couldn't even get it for that price. It all depends on where you're at and how much of a monopoly the local gravel pit/quarry has in the area.
@@snifey2233 The only way to get rotten flesh too is by finding it in chests or by slaying zombies. He's more paying you for your labor in slaying the undead than the actual rotten flesh imo.
2:16 Steve, the strongest man in the world, can even run and jump while filling his backpack with iron blocks (an iron block is about 7874 kg, and the backpack is filled with 2304 pieces, so it is 18141696 kg)
@@Roboteer1 and what? I would be suprised if anyone didnt hear about that by now. But ancient debris still doesnt have a known weight, so it doesnt rly make sense to include it. Also it kinda doesnt make sense for it to be bscly composed of at least 400% gold, but lets be real minecraft is not realistic in many other ways. The heaviest thing in minecraft is still water as you can have literrary unlimited water from 2 m^3.
Lol, but there's a way to change the prices or whatever there selling. Like 1 carrot for 1 bedrock block. Or 1 carrot for 64 diamond blocks, I have done this in Mcpe btw.
@@matthewduda4516 okay, you can do this by downloading "behavior maker" its free and it works! Like you can make creeper explosions very big, make all mobs hostile. And you can change the villigers trades. Btw there is 2 modes that you can edit it, 1 (is the one use) look at its code and change it, 2 a easy way to change the things, and maybe simpler. But I like to see the code, it makes it easier for me. And you can even make new biomes! And trees, but its like not as custom as you and I want it. But it still works.
Villager: **live in a very small Woody shack* *Also villager:* Here a bookshelf, break it and I'll give you an extra *16 Billion $* if you gave me the books back
@Kaung Khine . why... just why.. i meant to *"give"* silly... not to correct him, i just copied his Style if im right, like he puts like this: **groans* . with extra "*" at the first word. ;-;
No, just dig down to level 14 and keep strip-mining to get diamonds and gold. if you have 9 of each, make a block. This is how you make big money from minecraft. than just do what you want because you can literally buy anything with the money you own.
Unless it is a naturally formed diamond block like the hope diamond but bigger, it would probably be worth about $50000. Diamonds are worthless unless you want to make a sharp and hard saw blade. Don't fall for De Beers groups trick that has been perpetually pushed for the past 100 or so years. Diamonds are very common, the only reason they are still somewhat expensive is due to the fact that 1 company group controls all the supply and therefore are able to trickle out diamonds, keeping the supply lower than demand to force diamonds to hold their artificially created value. If all the diamond reservoirs were put into circulation today, diamonds would be damn near worthless tomorrow. Look into it for yourself, it's a crazy story of how the perception of something can completely change its value.
Also I know this is a joke, just want to share the message about diamonds, as I truly hate that so many people are tricked into buying valueless diamonds because of a clever ad campaign from the 1800s.
Yes but no. On the small scale diamonds are more valuable than emeralds, but on a larger scale emeralds are more scarce and softer. Finding large emeralds without some sort of defect is pretty rare, making large gem quality emeralds more expensive than diamonds.
@@banglabeshiboi5865 I have $1000000000 Billion Billion dollars because I have a double chest filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chrsts filled with Infinite Emerald Farm😎😎😎💰💰💲💲💵💴💶
@@ban5176 I would pay because you never said when I could pay and so I could pay in 2000 years, which I wouldn’t live to that point. If you want me to pay, then you have to break me into Area 51 so that I could get immortality juice, and only then I would pay ;)
"Hey boss, can we create a 4-tier diamond beacon to mine faster?" Boss: Yea sure, we just need *the gross domestic product of the whole of Africa to pay for it*
Well it will be infinite money because gold platanium etc detremines it's value in notes so if prices go like 1$ for 1kg gold that means people can afford to spend more and that means no economic collapse It is because a currency value comes from the resources if there is to many resources and enough money 💸 isn't printing too much but enough that everyone can live a decent life that means everything is good
I just did the math and a single stack of dirt is worth 838$ which means a single chest of dirt is 22596$ which means 2 double chests of dirt is worth a total of 90384$ which is insane. btw I did all of this math in my head so some of it might be wrong.
When is DiRT Is more expensive then water, So sell DiRT And you have more water, And if you have enough DiRT, then buy two Waters And make Infinite of it
Water: 45 cents Me: proceeds to do infinite water glitch *STONKS* Edit: to the people telling me that it’s a feature, I know that. Calling it the infinite water feature just doesn’t sound as nice as the infinite water glitch.
Acctually. The value of a solid meter cube of diamond is a lot more than that $30B. This is due to a fact that value of diamonds has an exponentional growth and the bigger and more perfect the diamond the higher the price/value ratio.
That could be true. Though diamond prices are quite inflated and also somewhat artificial, so it's highly speculative how much a diamond block would actually be worth (or how much anyone would even be willing to pay for it).
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
Billionaires *Hate* Him!
Find out how he made $1 Billion Billion in an afternoon with this one weird trick:
_/gamemode creative_
Lol anime sites be like
LOL
3rd
/give @s diamond_block 64
@@purple_shiny If there were one of each in the real world, probably :P
New get rich quick scheme:
1. Buy land
2. Sell dirt
3. Profit
Calthecool or get granite
💝💝💝
Ok, but who'll mine all of that dirt.
Stonk
Stonks ↑
Carrots: $0.10
Villagers: *Trades emeralds for them*
Me: *STONKS*
MEGA STONKS!
Villager sell diamond for like 5 emerald each lol
I agree even when its real life. Really Ultra STONKS
SUPER STONKS
SUPER MEGA INCREDIBLE ULTRA STONKS
So you're telling me I'm giving the villagers 1.81M aka one emerald FOR THREE BREAD LOAVES THAT COSTS UNDER 9 DOLLARS?
Yes
And thei're giving you one emerald for 6 poor pumpkins
But emerald is clearly devaluated in our blocky world
stonks
Villagers seem to live in the Weimar Republic
I see. The US national debt is about 1,063 diamond blocks.
Mind boggling
Actually it’s about 35 diamond blocks that would be the us debt plus some money left over
@@cxd710US goverment better use x-ray to get all those diamonds
How to get infinite money:
Step1: Create an infinite water pool.
Step2: Sell the water.
Step3: Profit
Just pour the water over the head of who you are selling it to and demand payment.
Ohh hi there, it‘s me nestle. How u ar doing over there, ohh you do not have any water left because we bought all springs? Let me sell you this plastic bottle with the best water qualitiy. I mean you have at least some excellent water quality, thats nuts!
How to get infinite money:
Step 1: G O T O C R E A T I V E M O D E
Step 2: go to the creative menu
Step 3: find the diamond block item in creative menu by going into the block section or by searching it.
Step 4: pick it up as many as you want.
Step 5: go to survival mode if you have to..
Step 6:Sell the diamond blocks
Step 7: *PROFIT*
If you are in Africa, beware of Néstle!
@A Cool Gamer Cheat= *OFF*
Paper: Cost a penny
Wandering trader: Emeralds and emeralds
@@spiff6293 Wandering traders sell things for garbage prices. I once saw one that sold an emerald for a blue dye
@@purple_shiny You can feel that there's a bid of sweat forming on his forehead, as you're considering the offer.
They're like: "Cmon, buy it, BUY IT, *BUY IT I NEED MONEY* "
@@spiff6293 Birch saplings, Mushrooms and string for 5 emeralds. There were literally birch tress right next to me
@Mister Redominator I once saw one asking me to buy cacti for an emerald and I was in a desert biome
Mister Redeminator I know that wandering traders have bad trades, just the wording of “emeralds and emeralds” confused me. I get it now, though.
1 emerald is worth $1billion.
Villager: “I’ll trade you some dirt”
Villager #2 : I'll trade you some rotten flesh for emeralds
Techically in minecraft world emeralds are wordless cuz you can't eat them , can't make weapons and armor out of it and they won't help you survive the night , so that makes perfect sense
LMAO
@@ratherlargeman5606 I'll throw emeralds at a zombie
Stonks📈
This whole time I’m thinking “In what world are these things that cheap!” Then I remember the four years of inflation between then and now💀
4 years of biden
@@SamirDevs oh but you must vote for Kamala, or democracy will end like in 2016!
TRUMP 2024 GET OUT AND VOTE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
It’s been four years how much do you think inflation has risen
@, between 2020 and 2024, the dollar has lost 20 cents in spending power. Which is terrifying.
Steve was already very rich cause he owns a world.
You deserve more likes xd
Underrated go upppp
I have 148, 750, 000, 000 in diamond blocks
Much rich if he's in creative
World is 30000000 x 30000000 blocks and every diamond ore in that world is 3310000000 $ the same as all ores and the values
So steve could literally buy the universe lol
Basically, every time you die in the Nether with full diamond and a diamond axe, shovel, sword, and pickaxe, you're losing $109,230,000,000
*pain*
Not even counting the gold that you brought in to barter with the piglins ;-;
Maggie Mao just kill endermen
That’s why it hurt so bad
Umm... Ur dead now?
“Hey can I please have a *cubic meter of stone.”*
“Sure, that’ll be 18.50”
Minus shipping costs.
@@mage3690 Did we account for tax?
@@ultravince_xxi probably not, but it depends on the base price. Tax could be figured in, or maybe you couldn't even get it for that price. It all depends on where you're at and how much of a monopoly the local gravel pit/quarry has in the area.
I know that pfp..
That would be true if EA buy minecraft
-How are you so rich?
-I am Steve
*some thunder sound effect in a bright day*
this guys such a tool bag
*cow moos*
Imagine having a cubic meter of pure diamond just in your bedroom, that would be so cool
Your bedroom would have to be downstairs, otherwise the block would just fall theough the floor
@@outandabout259 is diamond that heavy?
Jay even heavier, it’d break your wood floor even if on the bottom. and if u had a basement it’d go through the floor and break the concrete.
The ultimate flex
Someone comes in and asks why you are sitting on a diamond block
Villagers trading rotten flesh for an emerald. "AM I A JOKE TO YOU"
*scooter ankle*
The inflation
U know that doesn't make sense
I mean the villager is a cleric so yeah he needs it for research purposes
@@snifey2233 The only way to get rotten flesh too is by finding it in chests or by slaying zombies. He's more paying you for your labor in slaying the undead than the actual rotten flesh imo.
2:16 Steve, the strongest man in the world, can even run and jump while filling his backpack with iron blocks (an iron block is about 7874 kg, and the backpack is filled with 2304 pieces, so it is 18141696 kg)
There are way heavier thigs than iron.
@@jx5b like gold
@@honzapansky440 of course. Gold is very famous for beeing very heavy. But its still not the heaviest element, that would be osmium.
@@jx5bin Minecraft, netherite is far heavier as it contains 4x as much gold per block
@@Roboteer1 and what? I would be suprised if anyone didnt hear about that by now. But ancient debris still doesnt have a known weight, so it doesnt rly make sense to include it. Also it kinda doesnt make sense for it to be bscly composed of at least 400% gold, but lets be real minecraft is not realistic in many other ways. The heaviest thing in minecraft is still water as you can have literrary unlimited water from 2 m^3.
**crafts gold pickaxe**
“It costs me 400,000 dollars to mine with this pick, for 12 seconds.”
nice TF2 reference
But it is faster than a diamond one
That’s fancy restaurants in a nutshell
@@kingm3ta h e a v y
WHO TOUCHED MY SWORD?
Dirt: Worth 10 dollars
Steve with an efficiency 5 diamond shovel: Money printer go brrrr
how did he pay for the shovel
@@sophiegrey9576 from the villagers, just give them there sticks and carrots and you get your emerralds
@@sophiegrey9576 1873$
I made it 70 likes so people could like
are you the real obama
Emerald in real life: 1 billion dollars
Emerald in Minecraft: bred
Stonky
Villager: hm.. all o can offer is *3 papers*
Hmmmm seems right
Or books,
Or pumpkins,
Or melons,
Or carrots,
Or potatoes,
Or paper,
Or rotten flesh,
🤣
Yes now look at my comment and find out how mad I am about this
0:12 12 cent eggs that crazy
Egg
12 cent for ONE egg
Emerald: worths about 2 billion dollars
Villagers: 3 bread take or leave
Me: STONK
That's some terrifying inflation lol
@Sans u kinda stole that comment .-.
@@aidansmith-sletten5764 everyone can come up with that and everyone did come up with that
Lol
Netherite: so expensive that even the earth couldn't afford it
Ye in hell lol
Yup
We just haven't gone to the nether irl
This comment is underrated
8282619273783971622991.1082.10091982.0$
Fun Fact:
97 nations have less money than the worth of a single diamond block
Yup
Слави ;)
Steve is rich
Some of them even less than 1 diamond
there's an island called Nemo that's its own nation and it is -$60
Bro the food prices 4 years ago💀🙏
Aint no way someone watched this
Carrots: Ten cents
Emeralds: One billion dollars
Villagers: *I see this as a absolute win*
Lol, but there's a way to change the prices or whatever there selling. Like 1 carrot for 1 bedrock block. Or 1 carrot for 64 diamond blocks, I have done this in Mcpe btw.
@@jadenfuller3227 Teach me your ways!!!!
@@matthewduda4516 okay, you can do this by downloading "behavior maker" its free and it works! Like you can make creeper explosions very big, make all mobs hostile. And you can change the villigers trades. Btw there is 2 modes that you can edit it, 1 (is the one use) look at its code and change it, 2 a easy way to change the things, and maybe simpler. But I like to see the code, it makes it easier for me. And you can even make new biomes! And trees, but its like not as custom as you and I want it. But it still works.
@@jadenfuller3227 orrr a legit method not cheating make it into a zombie and back
@vyral Apple i never thought about it that way
Emerald - is worth over a billion dollars.
Wandering traders - “one seed, take it or leave it”
That's why I kill them whenever I see one
Mwahahaha
We f*** you wander
One jungle sappling take it or leave it
Keep them alive if they have slime balls. That's it.
@@RUclipsRUclips-te2ny (Laughs in terraforming)
If EA owned Minecraft, then here are the prices:
Lmao
don't give them ideas lmao
but 10x from the original price
ea sukcs
@@bitrate7.739 they changed the price thing so u cant say that anymore.
I love how the music gets deeper and deeper everytime it gets expensiver!
Top 3 most expensive things on the Earth:
- Diamonds
- Rubies
- A Minecraft Villager trade
It's a scam
@Gamerguy do you have silk touch on your pickaxe
Antimatter is $2billion per gram to manufacture plus extra for storage
Your not wrong
Gold
"Steve, the richest man *alive* “
Jobs
Actually, steve is created by mojang owned by microsoft. So technically it is still bill gates
alex too
@@vrimps ya
And the strongest as he can carry multiple stacks of these things
Jeff bezos: “I’m the richest man alive!”
Steve: *hold my diamond block*
Jeff Bezos is still richer lol
@@FLUQMAN nope
Steve is richer
32 diamond blocks
*deb*
LTN in Alex skin: hold my 4 sextuple beacon and 20 story emerald house in Hardcore
Stonks
Xd
Imagine the sales tax on the diamond block…
unless you’re in a place like oregon, which has no sales tax
Me: giving the villiager 22 paper worth 0,22 cent
The villager: giving me an emerald worth 1,8 billion dollar
stonks
I aint complaining. Are you?
I wish getting money was this easy in real life
Usually it’s the other way around
Yeah but in the minecraft world, the only uses for emerald are beacon powering, and villager traiding
Yhea, but the villager has infinite emeralds
Villager: **live in a very small Woody shack*
*Also villager:* Here a bookshelf, break it and I'll give you an extra *16 Billion $* if you gave me the books back
**gives*
@Kaung Khine . why... just why..
i meant to *"give"* silly... not to correct him, i just copied his Style if im right, like he puts like this: **groans* . with extra "*" at the first word. ;-;
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY BOOKS!
@@grahhhh615 ah yes very holesome
yea
Emerald: **costs $1,810,000,000**
Villagers: Here have a paper, I'll give you an extra to make it a great deal.
They don't trade you paper.
@@LazyLoonz I'm pretty sure Librarians does, if they don't then I'll just edit out my comment lmao
They give you emeralds for paper
@@diapernugget3238 lol they are scammers
Yes they do librarians and carteropher
Steve ingame seeing a gold ore:do you really think im gonna mine you?
Cobblestone *18 dollars*
Me: *laughs in cobblestone generator*
*S* _t_ *O* _n_ *K* _s_
No, just dig down to level 14 and keep strip-mining to get diamonds and gold. if you have 9 of each, make a block. This is how you make big money from minecraft. than just do what you want because you can literally buy anything with the money you own.
Laughs in infinite money
big brain Asgore
@@mariavanilla6781 _laughs in zombie pigman farm_
Steve: *Takes diamond block to Pawn Stars*
Rick: Best i can do is $50
Nah bruh give me 50 billiom and 20 billion and 250 million is mine for profit
Lol 👁️👄👁️🤣🤣🤣
Unless it is a naturally formed diamond block like the hope diamond but bigger, it would probably be worth about $50000. Diamonds are worthless unless you want to make a sharp and hard saw blade. Don't fall for De Beers groups trick that has been perpetually pushed for the past 100 or so years. Diamonds are very common, the only reason they are still somewhat expensive is due to the fact that 1 company group controls all the supply and therefore are able to trickle out diamonds, keeping the supply lower than demand to force diamonds to hold their artificially created value. If all the diamond reservoirs were put into circulation today, diamonds would be damn near worthless tomorrow. Look into it for yourself, it's a crazy story of how the perception of something can completely change its value.
Also I know this is a joke, just want to share the message about diamonds, as I truly hate that so many people are tricked into buying valueless diamonds because of a clever ad campaign from the 1800s.
@@kamehameharem Tbh i didnt read all of that but it looks very informative
Irl: Diamonds more expensive than emeralds
Villagers: Ha?
hmmmmm
Yes but no. On the small scale diamonds are more valuable than emeralds, but on a larger scale emeralds are more scarce and softer. Finding large emeralds without some sort of defect is pretty rare, making large gem quality emeralds more expensive than diamonds.
No its actually the opistie
Also i feel like these prices are a little exaderated
@Adam Alexiadis, lol what? Catch this reverse uno card my dude.
1:21 I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea
One piece of gold: **Costs 120 million dollars**
Piglins: haha golds goes brrrr
*Gives you a piece of string*
I don't know why but Badlands is actually good lands if you are in survival mode
Ill give you some netherrack that im literally standing on for that
@@rbg5563 than a worst deal meaby ever
I’ll give blackstone which is worth $18.50 for your piece of gold that is worth $120,000,000
Emerald costs 1 billion*
Villager: *all i can do is 20 wheat*
lol
I mean the 20 wheat literally can't decay becuase of the game logic so ok.
Since when do i have 100 likes?
Villagers: I'll give you 3 bread for that nice, shiny emerald of yours.
There's nothing else to do with emeralds in vanilla Minecraft other than trading lol. I think it's a good offer.
also villagers: if you give me 32 STICKS, i'll give you 1 emerald
thats how villagers lost all their emeralds in minecraft
Villagers:Stonks↓
Villagers be like: I will give you some boots for 10 emeralds worth 18b USD
Mr.Beast in 2 years:
I bought THIS ENTIRE Minecraft item list in real life!
Also Mr. Beast, on the streets begging for money because he spend billions of dollars on useless stuff
@@loading...2618 also you begging your mom for money when the icecream truch comes
@@loading...2618 hi toxic kid, how are you?
@@loading...2618 at least MrBeast is doing something useful with the money unlike you :L
@@jojo._.586 If you checked my channel I did two 25$ gift card giveaways and in-game items
Me : * put on creative mode *
World economy : Wait, That's Illegal
Its World to correct ya
@@TankMan00100 thanks
🤣🤣🤣
Catapimbas em cara ✊
@@Manofoxy_ caralho BR e uma praga mesmo todo lugar tem.
Kkkkkkkkkkk
Me: 24 papers for 1 emerald
Everyone at the library: ಠ_ಠ
Lol
zombified even less up to 1 paper per emerald
24 R$
0,24 = 1.810.000.000
24 cents for 1.8 billion dollars lol
One emerald is worth about $2 billion dollars
Villager: "I need those 32 sticks .... please"
emerald irl : *stonks*
emerald in minecraft : not *stonks*
Bargain
Villager: "I will trade you 1 pork chop for 5 emeralds."
@@TheRedRobin96 one pork chop for 10 billion pounds of emeralds
The music did not need to be this good
Arrow: $5
Me with a bow with infinity: *Stonks*
unlimited pooweeeerrr
When u lose the bow it becomes
Stinks
Жиза
🙂👍
The bow cost 300$
1 Lapis lazuli: **costs 44 million dollars**
Minecraft players: Haha blue dye go brrr....
1 emerald is worth $1billion.
Villager: “I’ll trade you some dirt”
@@ralphevans4256 lol
I have a lapis WELP OF TO THE BANK
@@ralphevans4256 or some sticks
1 Emerald is worth for 1$ Billions
Me : *32 Sticks for 1 Emerald*
Stonks
No zombie + golden Apple + villager = 1STİCK = 1EMERALD
@@Serce.95 stonks📈📈
Jojo
Me buys millions of sticks and gives them to the villager for stonks
People in minecraft being richer than Elon musk, Jeff bozos and Bill gates combined😂
Everyone gangsta until netherstar is on the list
soul sand and wither skeleton skull
Everyone gangsta untill trashcan't is on the list hehehehe
...Read more
Ekhem... Dragon egg
@@KingFromPast nice try but your read more is brighter then usual so i didnt fall for it
@@bruh75 i know you fell for it and commented didn’t fell for it
Emerald: Costs literally billions of dollars
Villager: Best I can do is iron 🅷🅾🅴
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( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ
ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
(๏ᆺ๏υ)
o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
Emerald: 1.8 billion
Villager: 2 carrots take it or leave it
@SAMUEL ANTONIO SANCHEZ RODRIGUEZ bruh
I would say that you stole the joke, but jokes really don't belong to anyone
wandering trader:3 emeralds for some dirt
@@lenira7750 unlike women
@@zaidlop5808 tf does that mean?
this must be in 1999s economy because 1 liter of milk for less than a dollar is insane
Emerald: *costs a billion dollars*
Me, who has a few sticks and a flecher:
STONKS
Stonks are in the trunk to we can bonk the zombink (zombie) for the stonks! Thats a rhyme.
Hi copy
@@jadenfuller3227 Hahaha, Zombink, i thought you said Zombnik, a Zombie Gopnik! 😰😂🤣
@@jonasjonas4263 proof
Me with a sunflower and stacks of bonemeal from the nether: Mega Stonks
Emeralds: I’m very rare and expensive!
Villager: lol haha shiny green thing
True
go brrr
@@awesomejulianpro villager: haha emerald go brrr
if i can sell a cubic meter of obsidian for over twenty thousand dollars, i found a new job apparently
Me: Trades a Villager 28 pieces of wheat for and Emerald
*The Art of the Deal*
2 billions$ for 20$
Just IQ
"how much is your outfit worth"
eh only about $100 billion
I have $1000 Billion Billon dollers in Minecraft beacous I have 5 infinite Emerald farm 😎😎😎💰💰💲💲💵💴💶
Pfff mines just 2 dollars :c
@@banglabeshiboi5865my brain cells-
@@banglabeshiboi5865 *I Have A Double chest Filled with Shulker Boxes Filled with Full Stacks of Diamond Blocks*
@@banglabeshiboi5865 I have $1000000000 Billion Billion dollars because I have a double chest filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chests filled with double chrsts filled with Infinite Emerald Farm😎😎😎💰💰💲💲💵💴💶
Everyone’s talking about the prices, but I can’t stop thinking about how unbelievably strong Steve is.
Yeah so I'm just gonna take these 9 diamonds and crush them into a block with my bare hands and perfectly split them apart again within 10 seconds
Steve's very strong, but sadly he can't jump over a fence yet.
@@sigmatenge1337 carpet or jump boost
@@sigmatenge1337 He can jump over a fence if He Puts something like a carpet on it xD
I love how he can run a 2:05:00 marathon while holding a quarter of the mass of earth yet cant hop over a fence..
Mr krabs has been real quiet since this video dropped...
Me with my minecraft diamond sword i got from walmart: 😶
You got quite a deal.
@DontBotherMeh Okay actually no
@DontBotherMeh Okay Value: unknown as item.netherite is not a real thing(i think)
@@mtdeeley nah you find it on the Netherlands
Ibi C -LMFAOOO,True 😂
Well then. We’re all billionaires in Minecraft now. Alas I still live in a dirt shed.
How does one guillotine themselves
a $325 3x3 dirt shed :)
I live in a mansion. In MINECRAFT.
YOU ONLY NEED 35 DIAMOND BLOCKS TO GET TRILLIONAIRE
WHO WILL GET TRILLIONARE FIRST?
Mumbo Jumbo: *Full shulker boxes of emerald blocks*
Don't tell EA. If they get this game in their hands its over
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@@ban5176 I would pay because you never said when I could pay and so I could pay in 2000 years, which I wouldn’t live to that point. If you want me to pay, then you have to break me into Area 51 so that I could get immortality juice, and only then I would pay ;)
@@justsomebody1225 Wtf are you talking about
@@justsomebody1225 that's not the point
One step ahead of you I already told them Mua ha ha and my name is satan
Milk: *$0.84*
Me: Laughing At The Cow Farm
Me with 150+ cow
iron shovel: costs same as iron ingot
sticks: am i a joke to you?
pick em up from the floor for free
I just ate a potato now
I just ate a potato right now
@@K10_Productions ok
How dare you eat his kind!
Me: Can I get *1000 kilograms of coal?*
“That will be *400$”*
I don't find it very amazing. It is pretty cheap for such amount.
Just say a kilo
@@MarQ2KK so dumb
that's a tonne of coal
@@manojo123 They mean instead of saying 'kilogram', just shorten it to 'kilo' but still, why? There's no need, they can do whatever they want...
Lapis in Minecraft: Am i joke to you?
Lapis in real life: Yes, you are
Gold in real life: *Amateurs.*
What was that, punk?
Diamond irl: Amateurs
I live in a country with lapis.
Diamond block in real life:A m a t e u r s .
michael from brewstew?
Emeralds cost billions of dollars
Villager:i will give you a stick
Granite worth in real life: $8,500
Granite worth in Minecraft: *dirt*
16 granite worth emerald
Dirt is better than granite for sure
Why they even added this shit
maybe if it wasn’t so ugly
@@adrithgor7551 If it wasn't added some epic builds wouldn't have been here
"Hey boss, can we create a 4-tier diamond beacon to mine faster?"
Boss: Yea sure, we just need *the gross domestic product of the whole of Africa to pay for it*
Or 1 tenth of the us national debt
Or...
What about a Netherite Beacon
Africa has GDP?
Makuta Miserix Damn...
@@makutamiserix5612
GOTTEM
Bill Gates: im the richest man alive
Jeff bezoz: no, i am.
Steave: *hold my diamond house*
Bill Gates: I own _you._
Oh you say st EA ve
@@yutahkotomi5156 blown my head
Full diamond beacons : am I a joke to you?
Steve : is my name a joke to you?
Yutah Andrei Ogawa
Steve: *_Apes together strong._*
So after you give a villager an emerald they instantly become a millionaire that some Zimbabwe ahh currency.
No they become a billionaire
Looks like Steve is gonna be the world’s first trillionare
yep
Nah steeves gonna be the wourlds first person to have 10trv lel something from roblox lel
Nah steeves gonna be the wourlds first person to have 10trv lel something from roblox lel
pugsly pug this reply makes a lot of upvotes from r/engrish
@@abandonedaccount6586 might also for reddit golds
I love how emeralds are 1 billion euro yet villagers give you one for 6 bread
Ye its vilagers so scamers 😂
Its funny that they have such a big head, but such a small brain.
if it was 1 billion I would be rich
It’s measured in American dollars smh
@@robotic7335 r/wooosh
Bill gates could really just be chilling one day and be like “yeah lemme just buy a diamond block real quick”
god less you child 😎
Do you mean Elon musk
@@fishworldaquariums6741 ?
@@f1shyspace u know Elon musk he’s one of the richest person/the richest person in the world
@@ci7oz519 wdym
diamond: worth 10.000.000.000
villager: i dont like diamond
Can we appreciate the fact that he took the time to display the right amount of money for each item.
Alex Do what are you talking about his prices didn’t make sense
Fish stick I mean the prices kinda did make sense tho
@@monke6622
There was a explanation under ever single item to how he got the price.
ANT EXENOMORPH RUclips GAMES UNTURNED COMMENT GUY actually they did display the wrong price for some items but they were correct for the most part
So it makes sense that the armors are like 200,000 dollars?
When you realize that steve can carry stacks upon stacks of gold blocks of which every single one weighs almost 20000 kg
*Strength 100*
And He can hold shulker box
1 notch apple= 8 gold blocks
Game theory made a video on that
ChupaCabra I remember when Minecraft back then only required you to use 8 gold ingots to make a god apple so op lol
and he cant jump across a fence
alternate title “If EA owned Minecraft”.
LMAO
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hAhA eA bAd I'm So fUnNy
The dlc of the dirt and iron
I saw the Golden Helmet and immediately thought of BadBoyHalos Golden Helmet. 😂🤣 “SKEPPY GIVE BACK MY GOLDEN HELMET!!… SKEPPPYYYYYY WHERE IS IT!!”
Steve : can I have bread
Villager : sure, that'll be 3 emeralds
Steve : how much is that in us dollars ?
Villager : oh just 5,43 BILLION DOLLARS
Inflation
Stonks
Me:
“/give @s emerald_block 64”
David McCarthy villager is scammer
Bill Gates: “I worked hard to become as rich as I am”
Minecraft Players: “So basically we beat the system”
Wow
So I basically afked in my iron farm for 5 hours and have double the money that bill gates has
So anyways I started *mining*
so basically we did */gamemode creative*
*puts a diamond block*
Was expecting it to be from villagers, that is a cool idea too i think!
All would be 5 emeralds
@@ingag2154 *Get the bread*
Emerald-1.1810.000.000$
Villagers: 5 bread for 1 emerald and 1 emerald for 32 potato
Creative mode expectations: infinite money
Creative mode IRL: economic collapse.
Well it will be infinite money because gold platanium etc detremines it's value in notes so if prices go like 1$ for 1kg gold that means people can afford to spend more and that means no economic collapse
It is because a currency value comes from the resources if there is to many resources and enough money 💸 isn't printing too much but enough that everyone can live a decent life that means everything is good
@@sayounsang yeah but there’s no way it would
Water: can’t live without it for three days, dirt: more expensive than water.
I just did the math and a single stack of dirt is worth 838$ which means a single chest of dirt is 22596$ which means 2 double chests of dirt is worth a total of 90384$ which is insane.
btw I did all of this math in my head so some of it might be wrong.
@@M-Cyn4269 well, you are still good at math
W O A H
This is mc
When is DiRT Is more expensive then water, So sell DiRT And you have more water, And if you have enough DiRT, then buy two Waters And make Infinite of it
Water: 45 cents
Me: proceeds to do infinite water glitch
*STONKS*
Edit: to the people telling me that it’s a feature, I know that. Calling it the infinite water feature just doesn’t sound as nice as the infinite water glitch.
*not a glitch
I'm that guy
The Infinite water is a feature, not a glitch
and creating a flat water world
@Mine Gold but flat water world gives you unlimited Money
*stonks*
4:45 song name?
Acctually. The value of a solid meter cube of diamond is a lot more than that $30B. This is due to a fact that value of diamonds has an exponentional growth and the bigger and more perfect the diamond the higher the price/value ratio.
That could be true. Though diamond prices are quite inflated and also somewhat artificial, so it's highly speculative how much a diamond block would actually be worth (or how much anyone would even be willing to pay for it).
Milk: “excluding the bucket”
Me: Do you want some milk?
Me: *pours milk into hands* enjoy
And the bucket would be 600$
Didn’t expect to see you here
Is a liter of milk actually 80cents in the us
@@pigbenis4207 in some states but we usually buy milk in gallons.
@@elijahkleber-anciso8529 a gallon where i live is $5 and a liter is around $3
That means that, if this is true, Jeff Bezos, the richest Man in the world, can only afford roughly 5 diamond blocks. Let that sink in.
Hermitcraft players are richer than you think
Oh yea how rich are the players on Hermitcraft
Don't let them see our treasure rooms! Like seriously, I have an entire 64 blocks of diamonds. And gold, emerald, and iron.
Not to mention my invincible diamond armor, my one hit bow, and the two hit diamond sword.
Are you calling me poor? Did you not read my comments?
Bill Gates: I am the richest man on earth.
Jeff Bezos: No, I am!
???: *amateurs*
Bill and Jeff: What was that, punk?!
Steve: *_amateurs_*
Hahahahahahah
Steve isn't the richest in minecraft. It's the villagers who are richest. They can create emerald out of thin air.
Mojang is owned by Microsoft, so Bill Gates is still the richest then.
@@AlphaZero4000 amateurs
Man I just got scammed by a villager I gave 9 emeralds for 6 potato's now I'm regretting saying emeralds are worthless
When you realize that dirt is valuable
Go outside,
“Mom look I made 13$!”
but where i live the dirt is dense and full of rocks so its hard to actually get some
Ouf
I think the price is actually for the cost of transportation and massive mining
@@theman13532 has a point too
cant beleive it costs more than beef
Emerald block: * costs 16.3 B *
Villagers: Three fish take it or leave it
Minecraft players: Emerald is worth nothing.
Emeralds: am I a joke to you?
xD
Its usefull to trade with cleric for ender pearl and you can go to the end
@@mapanfinansial4816 yeah and you can get mending out of villagers
No one's ever said it's useless
Yes, yes you are, one cent currency
5:46 do you know how much I have this..i want to sell this... where can i ?
There's not that much money in earth😅
@@Wozoo_channelwe have trillions
@@Wozoo_channel Jesus Christ how old are u💀