@@willc1294 yeah, the writing is hilariously bad, sadly. If they had just pasted the LotR appendices into NovelAI, and kept clicking "Send", even the AI would've come up with something better (and more coherent).
Originally 5 boats 500 soldiers. Now 3 boats and presumably 300 soldiers. But the boats aren’t near big enough and they have a stable master? So horses for all 300. Then you’d have supplies and the boats crew. But three small boats should do it
Gandalf wearing shorts is the perfect outfit, befitting of the caliber of the work he is critiquing. Elrond discusses with Celebrimbor how torn he is feeling, about the possibility of breaking his oath with Prince Durin, by revealing the existence of Mithril to others, especially King Gil-galad, who has questioned Elrond about it, all while literally breaking his oath to Durin, by admitting Mithril's existence to Celebrimbor and showing him the sample piece he was permitted to keep. Absolute stellar writing!
my problem with this show is this elrond would have to be a literal moron well people like galadrial are completly diffrent from there book counterparts she literaly led nations but almost behaves like a child and dont get me started on who the fuck is the guy with the hobbit mystery since if hes gandalf i am ok with it but it rewrites how they were supposed to come middle earth and has to come up with a new reason for why he has a ring of power meanwhile they have a mystery of who or were the hell is sauron, then theres the elf and the girl which im actually unshure if i like or not and i came into this with an open mind
like i like some of it the biggest problem is i know the lore from tolkiens other works and its so incongruent with it at parts its almost rage inducing even if i normaly wouldent hate it
“This tower will be a symbol of our strength!” Next episode: Tower crumbles and falls after a flaming arrow burns through one rope. Top notch storytelling this 👏
I'm praying for 5 seasons, not to watch any more episodes, just for more Gandalf reviews from Charlie's flat. 'Gandalf, there's been some backlash....', love it.
The Irish Balrog bit had me literally crying I was laughing so hard 😂. "Mr. Sauron sir, they're always after your lucky charms. That wee little ring in particular" ☘️ 🍀 ☘️
I love that he calls them “HalfWits”! 😂😂😂 that is the best description for the Harfoots and writing staff yet. And the line “people seem to be just doing stuff for no reason” sums up the entire show so far.
I personally think Gandalf should roast em harder. Ya know considering they took the small amount of lore they had and threw it out the window to do whatever they pleased. Creating the ultimate fanfiction of the second age.
@@justhair17 You think the writers would know about The lord of gifts but they haven't and they only have the rights to the appendices not the book it's self.
Everybody's solid Gold, but Boromir is pure Platinum. Those sly one-liners that just slide in under the radar (delivered with that perfect air of almost bewilderment) startle a bark of laughter from me like nothing else can.
You're all amazing, all voices are perfect! Reactions are spot on. Gandalf at the ending of the ROP: "Thank f*ck for that!" lol too right his wisdom kicking in 😅
ok, I haven't researched this at all but the odds are that the ships from KFP2 are themselves based on real chinese designs rather than being wholly original concepts
Bonus point for making them too big to get under that CGI bridge in the background. The last alliance of elves and men fails and Sauron conquers middle earth because the Numinorians cant get out of their own front gate.
I've thought about why Elrond didn't fight Isildur that day he had the chance to destroy the ring. I think the most obvious reason might be that it could have caused a war between elves and humans. After the death of his father, Isildur was king, after all. Since Sauron was no immediate threat anymore (I mean, it took him 5000 years to make his move after his defeat that day), fighting over the ring might not have gone well with everyone involved. And with how short lived humans are in comparison to elves, Elrond probably thought there'd be plenty of time to take care of it later. But the ring got lost.
@@skeeterd5150 Well, it sure wasn't funny... But it was a topic at the start of the video and since I've actually been thinking about it recently, I thought I might as well write it down...
I always assumed Isildur WORE the ring to escape in short order. A guy like Old Elrond would have killed Isildur, and submitted himself to punishment at human hands. The guy was basically an apathetic christ-figure until this show decided to write him as a half-wit.
I think it was moreso that Isildur was a direct living descendent of Elrond's brother Elros and he couldn't bring himself to destroy a part of the family he lost
Maybe Elrond was thinking about it when Isildur was walking away out of Mt Doom; but that's the moment he tried on his new bling, vanished, and Elrond - all surprised and not a little miffed - went home.
I gave up watching the show after the first few episodes but am vaguely interested to know how it turns out, so following along through Gandalf's (admittedly ultra-commercial) perspective is such a good way to keep track 🙏
1. Numenorians have a standing professionally trained army, they would not send untrained volunteers on a military expedition. 2. Numenorians are experts at sailing, and their empire is vast (more than a single island), they have more than 7 ships lol. 3. They showed 7 ships, 2 were destroyed but claimed only 3 were left.... 4. Numenorians are well above 6' tall on average (including the women) and live for hundreds of years, they were considered the best of the race of men and yet are shown a be here as tiny petty humans. 5. It was stated none of these numenorians faught against orcs... They literally fought back and won against the armies of morgoth ffs. 6. Wine does not explode like dynamite or gasoline when in contact with fire. 7. Guyladriel and -sauron- Halbrand had full armor in their traditional design, despite arriving with nothing. 8. Watching a 5'3" zero-cup angsty actress trying to play a 2,000 year old 6'4" high elf is laughable. Galadriel was descended from royalty, raised by wizards (maiar) _and able to beat sauron back using only her powers (no swords)_ Such a waste of a good character, like jean grey (X-Men) playing Deadpool instead. She's 10 million times more powerful than any human/numenorian, yet she hasn't once used any elven magic or wisdom because the showrunners wanted to turn her into Joan of Arc girlboss. 9. The actress playing Guyladriel stated she needed therapy from all these terribly choreographed fight sequences and men lunging at her, she has no action experience, didn't train for the role nor read any of the source material making her the worst casting choice of the decade. She is weak and frail in real life which is why it's not convincing to see her try and project strength onscreen. Bad casting choice.
Gandalf, Boromir, and Elrond look a hundred times more convincing that the cgi falling leaving leaves when the Numenorian army is marching through the streets. And a thousand times more convincing that Galadriel's sword "skills."
The moral from this, Always drink your beverages in the dining room whilst NOT watching Gandalf roast Rings of Power, it will save you replacing keyboards and from having to clean spluttered drinks off your monitor screen...😆
We get an incompetent duel with Galadriel. I could be watching the duel scene from The Mask of Zorro. At least Catherine Zeta-Jones contributed a considerable visual interest to that scene.
Did you notice Galadriel's horrible wrap-around dress in this scene? It was designed specifically to look like the chest binders used by trans women to have a flat chest. They purposefully make her bossy and aggressive because they want to promote those as good qualities for a woman to have. Since the beginning of the show their Galadriel is trans-coded. She literally starts wearing armor after ripping her brother's "dagger" from his cold, dead hands.
@@TheZapan99 Screenrant on September 19 said that the Galadriel in The Rings of Power is comparable to an eight year old. How's that for creepy? In Tolkien's lore Celeborn, Galadriel's husband names her "Galadriel." Here the writers have Finrod, her brother, name her. But brothers don't have dominion over sisters, only fathers and husbands have that dominion. This goes back to Genesis 2.19 "Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. Genesis 2.20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field." In Genesis 2.23 the man names his newly created companion "woman." Care to guess what the man and the woman do next? What did Finrod and Galadriel do after Frinrod names her? I agree with you about Galadriel's costume.
@@michaelconnors7668 I hate that the show runners fucked with the 3rd best character in the entire Simirillion. Finrod is literally supposed to be the most friendly elf ever, he brought man into Beleriand and brought them to good (whose descendants would make Gondor, Arnor, and Numanor). He literally fought Sauron in a magic fight yet they show him on a frontline
@@TheZapan99 Don't like him. You can take shit too far. Also he reminds me of the poor sods we used to torment in school. And I don't particularly like to be reminded of my past sins.
This is pure Comedic gold. Well done! Ned is a great touch. "Proper classy Rohirim"... fucking Hilarious! It refects the random irrational nonsense we see throughout Rings of Power. "People seem to be just doing stuff for no reason"...exactly! It's as though a bunch of 8-year-olds wrote the script. This is even more devastating to Amazon than the ridiculing/mocking reviews other channels are doing. Absolutely brilliant! Amazon is panicking...we are seeing heavy promotion everywhere...on buses...During NFL games...everywhere. They are spending multi-millions trying to salvage this pile of shit and it won't work.
I wasn’t looking at my screen for a moment and found myself saying “hey, that sounds like Sean bean.” Sure enough, that’s who the impression was of, so well done, ser Charles, you got the nuances enough that in a few words, I didn’t have to see the character to know the voice. Props
"I'm just going to say whatever sells the most T shirts" Truly Gandalf proves he truly was the wisest and (with that beard) fairest of all. None of these elves hold a flame of Anor to his magesty
I wonder if Elendil and Isildur are going to yell '' the sea is always right '' when they are marching into mordor to meet the vast armies of orcs and Sauron.
This has to be the best thing to come out of The Rings of Power it's infinitely better than the actual show. The Sea is always right. The Rings of Power sucks - The Sea
What do we think of the show so far? I'm mixed, some good bits, but not enough of them.
Ep 5 was the most boring
It's garbage.
You're always going to be your own biggest critic. You're doing fine ✌️
its embarrassingly bad
It went downhill fast. Loved the first episode and then each one grew lesser
"People just seem to be doing stuff for no reason."
-Gandalf's incredibly apt summary of Rings of Power.
pretty much sums up all history of humankind
@@Gruxxan no just Australians
Hear Hear!
@@Gruxxan You should learn some history.
Lol true
"Is there anyone in this show who isnt Sauron" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
To be fare it's told he was a shape shifter and was influencing all the races so he could be many different characters guess we shall see
Will turn out to be the one least expected like say... Nori 😂
@@willc1294 no.. galadriel IS sauron itself
@@willc1294 yeah, the writing is hilariously bad, sadly. If they had just pasted the LotR appendices into NovelAI, and kept clicking "Send", even the AI would've come up with something better (and more coherent).
Oh yes, so true
Honestly at this point I'm cheering for Sauron and the orcs to win.
Not the only one Liz
@@michaelcarney6280 😅
U mean Eminem cosplaying Sauron?
@@coreymckee4844 That's not Sauron (thank goodness)
@@coreymckee4844 that Eminem looking person is actually a female (yeah I didn't know either)
The mighty Numenor is going to war, with their 3 sailboats and about 10-30 soldiers 😂
1 bIlLiOn dOlLaRs BuDjEcT...
this epic showdown will be 20 people swinging swords for 45 minutes in slo-mo
Originally 5 boats 500 soldiers. Now 3 boats and presumably 300 soldiers. But the boats aren’t near big enough and they have a stable master? So horses for all 300. Then you’d have supplies and the boats crew. But three small boats should do it
300 volunteers
The rest are Ghosts of the Christmas Past
This is my new favorite thing. I could literally watch the entire runtime of the season with these guys
End of season I’ll post a full highlights
Same
Really hope your getting monetised for your work
Can't wait to see the t-shirts 🙂 sales will be awesome
@@CharlieHopkinson Just roast the entire Episode 6 in real-time
Your videos are too short!
Same, otherwise I'd completely go off! Eh, I'm doing it anyway. You are saving us from a complete meltdown!😅
Gandalf wearing shorts is the perfect outfit, befitting of the caliber of the work he is critiquing.
Elrond discusses with Celebrimbor how torn he is feeling, about the possibility of breaking his oath with Prince Durin, by revealing the existence of Mithril to others, especially King Gil-galad, who has questioned Elrond about it, all while literally breaking his oath to Durin, by admitting Mithril's existence to Celebrimbor and showing him the sample piece he was permitted to keep. Absolute stellar writing!
Learned it from Peter Jackson.
wow elrond couldn't keep his oath for more than 1 episode?
man elrond sucks now, he used to be cool.
my problem with this show is this elrond would have to be a literal moron well people like galadrial are completly diffrent from there book counterparts she literaly led nations but almost behaves like a child and dont get me started on who the fuck is the guy with the hobbit mystery since if hes gandalf i am ok with it but it rewrites how they were supposed to come middle earth and has to come up with a new reason for why he has a ring of power meanwhile they have a mystery of who or were the hell is sauron, then theres the elf and the girl which im actually unshure if i like or not and i came into this with an open mind
like i like some of it the biggest problem is i know the lore from tolkiens other works and its so incongruent with it at parts its almost rage inducing even if i normaly wouldent hate it
“This tower will be a symbol of our strength!”
Next episode: Tower crumbles and falls after a flaming arrow burns through one rope.
Top notch storytelling this 👏
But the writers checked their box, the chick had a tough sounding speech.
This series deserves roasting…..and you’re doing a bang up job of it.
Need more of this dude, it's hilarious, half of my motivation to watch the show is to see it get torn apart
Same.😂👍
I just watch reviews and roasts, the show is pure boring shit and I aint wasting anymore time on that rop.
Only half?
Don't even watch anymore. Still watch these though.
@@xxfgsdfgadgsgsrgfdsg other half is that they just go all batshit crazy and make galadriel sleep with halbrand/ sauron
"People seem to be doing stuff for no reason"
Yeah, that's pretty much the whole series
"Whatever sells the most T-shirts!" 😂😂 Gandalf knows that words are power! 😂🤣
LOL Jw gandalf???
Dont let Cersei hear that....."power is power"
Where is the Gandalf is always right T-shirt? Come take my money!
@@tobyklase8179 seconded !
Words were never power and this ain't naysaying. Knowledge, actions, electricity, water, wind, fire, and earth are power.
I'm praying for 5 seasons, not to watch any more episodes, just for more Gandalf reviews from Charlie's flat. 'Gandalf, there's been some backlash....', love it.
I think Amazon is bound by contract to produce 50 episodes/50 hours of this crap.
The pull-ups on the bar scene was hilarious!
The Irish Balrog bit had me literally crying I was laughing so hard 😂. "Mr. Sauron sir, they're always after your lucky charms. That wee little ring in particular" ☘️ 🍀 ☘️
Boromir saying, "They sent them all in separate boxes. That is so bad for the planet." 😭😭🤣🤣
I love that he calls them “HalfWits”! 😂😂😂 that is the best description for the Harfoots and writing staff yet. And the line “people seem to be just doing stuff for no reason” sums up the entire show so far.
I love the sean bean. More sean bean please 😆
Yes. His breathless delivery makes me laugh every time he talks.
Snarky Gandalf is hilarious, and I could listen to Boromir's uncanny intensity in reviewing this show for hours
The Irish Balrog killed me 😂
Same. Caught me off guard. 😂
Didn't see that coming 😂
I died 😂😂😂
samwise balrog
This is literally one of the best series on the internet. Congrats bruh. Goes way way beyond decent impersonations. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
YOu are funny.
I personally think Gandalf should roast em harder. Ya know considering they took the small amount of lore they had and threw it out the window to do whatever they pleased. Creating the ultimate fanfiction of the second age.
nah even fanfic is more respectful
I thought Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was bad but this is making it look like a masterclass in writing
for it to be a fanfic they have to be fans. lol
The arrogance for them to think they could fabricate their own version of Tolkien amazes me.
@@EnergeticxCheese well both are trash
“Frodo’s Nana” kills me every time 😂😂😂
These are too funny 😂 “Morgoth could beat up my Dad” creased
I've only just found these videos and I was in tears at that one. I think it's a very British joke.
Is there anyone in this show who is not Sauron? 🤣🤣🤣
the only one not secretly Sauron is Sauron!
Idk man, there is this dude called Annatar, I doubt he is Sauron😂
@@justhair17 You think the writers would know about The lord of gifts but they haven't and they only have the rights to the appendices not the book it's self.
@@justhair17 Do the fanfiction writers even know who Annatar is?
Turns out the armour guy in the prologue wasn't Sauron :D
Boromir just casually turning into Sharpe! Now that's soldiering.
"The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak" damn gandalf, that was epic
Willing
Literally better writing than the show has
@@demyx0067 you’re not wrong… It’s actually from the Bible. Matthew 26:41
Willing
I’ve been that drunk…..
Legit better than the actual show.
3:12 - "Is there anyone in this show who isn't Sauron?"
A better written line than anything in this "series" so far.
So glad to see the t shirts sales from ep3 got Gandalf that staff he wanted
"Yah they do get around" I was cracking up
This is far more interesting than the actual show, I wanna watch the full series like this!!
Everybody's solid Gold, but Boromir is pure Platinum. Those sly one-liners that just slide in under the radar (delivered with that perfect air of almost bewilderment) startle a bark of laughter from me like nothing else can.
I look forward to these more than the actual episodes
So, Gandalf's secret for resisting the temptation from the One Ring was a Headspace monthly subscription
It was almost to the point of it being Raid: Shadow Legend.
LOL! That Waldreg/Baldrick bit gave me a giggle. Loved Blackadder.
"Frodo's Nanna has nobody by herself to blame for that" 😆 My thoughts exactly. The delivery was amazing!
I have decided this is how i will keep up with the rings of power from now on, so much more entertaining
4:38 - That guy is absolutely Saruman. I am convinced. Just listen to the yell.
I called it. It is Saruman...
You're all amazing, all voices are perfect! Reactions are spot on. Gandalf at the ending of the ROP: "Thank f*ck for that!" lol too right his wisdom kicking in 😅
This is basically better than the actual series 😅
Whoever designed the ship is really smart. Copied the Ship from Kung-fu Panda 2 and took all the money without doing anything. 😂
ok, I haven't researched this at all but the odds are that the ships from KFP2 are themselves based on real chinese designs rather than being wholly original concepts
@@DaveDexterMusic I mean, KFP is basically a Chinese martial art movie so using China ship is justified.
Using China ship is justified
Bonus point for making them too big to get under that CGI bridge in the background.
The last alliance of elves and men fails and Sauron conquers middle earth because the Numinorians cant get out of their own front gate.
I've thought about why Elrond didn't fight Isildur that day he had the chance to destroy the ring.
I think the most obvious reason might be that it could have caused a war between elves and humans. After the death of his father, Isildur was king, after all.
Since Sauron was no immediate threat anymore (I mean, it took him 5000 years to make his move after his defeat that day), fighting over the ring might not have gone well with everyone involved.
And with how short lived humans are in comparison to elves, Elrond probably thought there'd be plenty of time to take care of it later. But the ring got lost.
Great comment, but probably not for this satire channel.
@@skeeterd5150 Well, it sure wasn't funny... But it was a topic at the start of the video and since I've actually been thinking about it recently, I thought I might as well write it down...
I always assumed Isildur WORE the ring to escape in short order. A guy like Old Elrond would have killed Isildur, and submitted himself to punishment at human hands. The guy was basically an apathetic christ-figure until this show decided to write him as a half-wit.
I think it was moreso that Isildur was a direct living descendent of Elrond's brother Elros and he couldn't bring himself to destroy a part of the family he lost
Maybe Elrond was thinking about it when Isildur was walking away out of Mt Doom; but that's the moment he tried on his new bling, vanished, and Elrond - all surprised and not a little miffed - went home.
Gandalf: "Ahhh sorry, who are you again?"
That part really had me Rollin 😂🤣
I gave up watching the show after the first few episodes but am vaguely interested to know how it turns out, so following along through Gandalf's (admittedly ultra-commercial) perspective is such a good way to keep track 🙏
Love the “fly you fools” from the books lol
Very disappointed in the show, but always I look forward to hearing Gandalf grumble about it ❤
1. Numenorians have a standing professionally trained army, they would not send untrained volunteers on a military expedition.
2. Numenorians are experts at sailing, and their empire is vast (more than a single island), they have more than 7 ships lol.
3. They showed 7 ships, 2 were destroyed but claimed only 3 were left....
4. Numenorians are well above 6' tall on average (including the women) and live for hundreds of years, they were considered the best of the race of men and yet are shown a be here as tiny petty humans.
5. It was stated none of these numenorians faught against orcs... They literally fought back and won against the armies of morgoth ffs.
6. Wine does not explode like dynamite or gasoline when in contact with fire.
7. Guyladriel and -sauron- Halbrand had full armor in their traditional design, despite arriving with nothing.
8. Watching a 5'3" zero-cup angsty actress trying to play a 2,000 year old 6'4" high elf is laughable. Galadriel was descended from royalty, raised by wizards (maiar) _and able to beat sauron back using only her powers (no swords)_
Such a waste of a good character, like jean grey (X-Men) playing Deadpool instead. She's 10 million times more powerful than any human/numenorian, yet she hasn't once used any elven magic or wisdom because the showrunners wanted to turn her into Joan of Arc girlboss.
9. The actress playing Guyladriel stated she needed therapy from all these terribly choreographed fight sequences and men lunging at her, she has no action experience, didn't train for the role nor read any of the source material making her the worst casting choice of the decade. She is weak and frail in real life which is why it's not convincing to see her try and project strength onscreen. Bad casting choice.
Honestly the mannerisms and impressions for Gandalf especially are pretty amazing.
The best part of episode 5 was Durin lying to the Elves in order to steal a new table for his wife Disa..
Okay, the pull ups with the 'fly you fools' chant really got me good.
“Excuse me?! Who are you again?!”
my thoughts exactly lmao
"People just seem to be doing stuff for no reason." Sums if up pretty well.
Borimirs reaction to being told him hair is too long absolutely floored me😂
this is easily the funniest thing ive seen in a while. keep it up !
"Is there anyone in this show that isn't Sauron" - spot on, Boromir! Amazing
Galadrial is Saron. Calling it now.
SAurons not THAT evil dude, be fair.
Fact.
“I’ll kill the bastard” Bor getting pissed as shit 😂😂😂
I just lost it at Gandalf at the bar saying "fly you fools" hahahahh
Waldreg turning into Baldrick is genius. I adore Black Adder . If he was in ROP, he would have offed half of the characters.
Gandalf, Boromir, and Elrond look a hundred times more convincing that the cgi falling leaving leaves when the Numenorian army is marching through the streets. And a thousand times more convincing that Galadriel's sword "skills."
At least Gandalf has his traditional mug to prove credibility as some people claim impersonation.
The moral from this, Always drink your beverages in the dining room whilst NOT watching Gandalf roast Rings of Power, it will save you replacing keyboards and from having to clean spluttered drinks off your monitor screen...😆
" The spirit is willing, the but flesh is weak " 🤣🤣
I WANT MORE OF THIS!
“He said something like morgoth beat up my dad” I couldn’t stop laughing
The meditation scene is pure gold. 🤣
I look forward to these reviews away more than the actual episode.
“Oooh she’s a fighting addict…” lol😂
Numenor part was amazing to watch, with the tv turned off!
We get an incompetent duel with Galadriel. I could be watching the duel scene from The Mask of Zorro. At least Catherine Zeta-Jones contributed a considerable visual interest to that scene.
Did you notice Galadriel's horrible wrap-around dress in this scene? It was designed specifically to look like the chest binders used by trans women to have a flat chest.
They purposefully make her bossy and aggressive because they want to promote those as good qualities for a woman to have.
Since the beginning of the show their Galadriel is trans-coded. She literally starts wearing armor after ripping her brother's "dagger" from his cold, dead hands.
@@TheZapan99 Screenrant on September 19 said that the Galadriel in The Rings of Power is comparable to an eight year old. How's that for creepy? In Tolkien's lore Celeborn, Galadriel's husband names her "Galadriel." Here the writers have Finrod, her brother, name her. But brothers don't have dominion over sisters, only fathers and husbands have that dominion. This goes back to Genesis 2.19 "Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. Genesis 2.20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field." In Genesis 2.23 the man names his newly created companion "woman." Care to guess what the man and the woman do next? What did Finrod and Galadriel do after Frinrod names her?
I agree with you about Galadriel's costume.
@@michaelconnors7668 I hate that the show runners fucked with the 3rd best character in the entire Simirillion. Finrod is literally supposed to be the most friendly elf ever, he brought man into Beleriand and brought them to good (whose descendants would make Gondor, Arnor, and Numanor). He literally fought Sauron in a magic fight yet they show him on a frontline
Subbed cus of the pull ups 🤣 "fly you fools...FLY you Fools......FLY YOU FOOLS!" I was almost murderer in laughter 🤣🤣😮💨😮💨😂😂
This is great. With this I don't need to watch the actual show to be sure it hasn't gotten better and it's solid entertainment in contrast.
Watch Shadiversity's review of the show too, he goes deep into everything they fucked up, from the standpoint of an actual medieval fantasy writer.
@@TheZapan99 Don't like him. You can take shit too far. Also he reminds me of the poor sods we used to torment in school. And I don't particularly like to be reminded of my past sins.
THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT ❤❤❤ such outstanding writing
1:13 Irish balrog caught me off guard xD
"Jeff Besos said I can have a place on his final rocket into the west"🤣🤣🤣
This is pure Comedic gold. Well done! Ned is a great touch. "Proper classy Rohirim"... fucking Hilarious! It refects the random irrational nonsense we see throughout Rings of Power. "People seem to be just doing stuff for no reason"...exactly! It's as though a bunch of 8-year-olds wrote the script. This is even more devastating to Amazon than the ridiculing/mocking reviews other channels are doing. Absolutely brilliant! Amazon is panicking...we are seeing heavy promotion everywhere...on buses...During NFL games...everywhere. They are spending multi-millions trying to salvage this pile of shit and it won't work.
They need to hire Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens. Or any competent writer who loves Tolkien
Ep 5 was TURGID
Well it was written by woke activists posing as writers so you're not far wrong with the 8 year old analogy...
This guy is unbelievably brilliant. Bravo man
The Gandalf and Boromir impressions are spot on!
That head space break had me rolling on the floor dying lol
I wasn’t looking at my screen for a moment and found myself saying “hey, that sounds like Sean bean.” Sure enough, that’s who the impression was of, so well done, ser Charles, you got the nuances enough that in a few words, I didn’t have to see the character to know the voice. Props
if ,,poorly" means that I could NOT tell a difference... yeah, pretty poorly
lol
Keep up the good work!!!! These videos r fantastic
Utter brilliance.
The Baldrick blackadder joke was the best one for me
2:00 - music sounds like “Shi-Ka-Ka” from Ace Ventura 2 😂
"Is there anyone in this show who isn't Sauron?", that one killed me. 🤣
The pull-ups had me 🤣
2:15 best part of the video
Dude this the funniest series I've seen in a while..😂😭 Thank Gandalf and bb Elrond..
“Gandalf, what the fook was that for?” 😂
"I'm just going to say whatever sells the most T shirts"
Truly Gandalf proves he truly was the wisest and (with that beard) fairest of all. None of these elves hold a flame of Anor to his magesty
Gandalf doing pull-ups was brilliant
I wonder if Elendil and Isildur are going to yell '' the sea is always right '' when they are marching into mordor to meet the vast armies of orcs and Sauron.
Probably right after Galadriel rides past them yelling “There is a tempest in me!”
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Elrond stole the entire concept when he had the black riders overpowered by the river.
No theyre going to yell give.me the meat raw
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Eminen clip on Sauron was epic lol 😅
Hahaha excellent ! The voices are great ! Boromir is perfect, he seems still tortured and suffering ( like normal people watching this show tbh ! )
I can’t help noticing what nice legs “Gandalf” has,@CharlieHopkinson! LOLOLOL
"The fate of the whole first season is on one showdown" hahahaha! 😂 couldn't agree more Gandalf
Agghhh I can’t wait for episode 6 😂😂
This has to be the best thing to come out of The Rings of Power it's infinitely better than the actual show. The Sea is always right. The Rings of Power sucks - The Sea
"The sea is always right"
These words will break your spirit to keep watching this series