@@ivynataliaobana5379 sorry you sent this 2 months ago but a cryptid is an animal whose existence is unsubstantiated. Basically meaning animals that are not normal I think I got that right if you look it up there’s stuff on it
"Does 'yes' mean 'no'? (Pause) Subject appears confused." Me: Subject is wondering how person asking stupid question is allowed to do science 🤣 This is really cute.
Him:I’m just gonna shut up now.. Me:*laughs uncontrollably* Few minutes later Him:OMG we kidnapped you from your home Me:* wheezing and crying from all the laughter*
I'd love a part 2. Maybe where a few other species of cryptids try to attack him, and listener has to protect him, or listener is being hunted. Just suggestions. Do whatever you want 😁
Hey Everyone, Sorry that I've been away for soooooooo long. Being sick during Covid 19 sucks. But I'm a lot better now, unfortunately I did breath rather heavily while recording this. Hope you are all staying Safe and Healthy, Love you guys💚
Gorgeous? Who you talking to? Oh the flowers behind me I bet!!! Yes they are rather gorgeous. How nice of you to compliment those flowers. Hehe. Great job, welcome back, I'm glad you're doing a bit better, and thank you. 😄😊
I love how after he found out we could understand him he started to get really shy and panicky, like; Him: oh you can understand what I’ve been saying? *haha C R U D*
Glad your alright and not really sick, hope you get better. just get lots of bed-rest and mental health with meditation. you also stay safe, well, and healthy too.
Here's your daily reminder that you are enough you are loved and you are valid have a great day or night or evening Don't forget to take care of yourself you beautiful person ❤
So... the cryptid (ME) is intrigued, that someone sees him/her with admiration and wonderment.😕 I understand the "you're cute" comments throughout the entreview.😏 Also explains the willingness to satiate the scientist's curiosity and the cryptid's own Curiosity alongside his. WONDERFULLY WRITTEN. ♥️💚 I hope you're doing well, and once you're better, maybe a Part two ? 😊 Thank you.
This is about my fourth time re-listening to this video. It's just that funny good! I really hope there's a part two or a series for this being planned.
I dont understans how in all tha asmr audios when the listener is any kind of scifi monster and it gets involved in this kind of situations she never get mad i would be screaming the shit out
5:25 is everyone's reaction when I first move to New Zealand from the Philippines. I literally have the highest grade in my English subject since Elementary school and yet they thought I couldn't speak in English at all.
@@RiftcoltProductions Just saw your comment in the comment section. Glad you're feeling better. Remember to take it easy and give yourself time to heal 🙂
I think I would have horns, scales and ink running down my face and beautiful teal eyes (oh God, I'm gonna be drawing this if I don't stop thinking about this)
Riftcolt Productions yess That’s right I absolutely love your spirit it fabulously your video helped me through had and emotional day I’m very grateful xx
The Sacuriens: Schlottles: you have food you have shelter eh you good! Tregas: Is it dying why is it so bald.... And short? CAN I KILL IT can i eat it? Jagathas: my voice is so very squeaky here woahwoahaowhaobo woo hehe oxygen go brrrrrr weeeheehehehe
Lmao, I love how it ends, ''W-what do you mean... _''more than friends''_ ?-'' This was so cute, whelp now you got a new sub, lol. _Cries for part 2_ And I must say, your voice is lovely '')>🖤
“Mom, Dad, I’m home! And I found this funny nerdy boy who is very cute and I have decided I’m keeping him!”
Lmaooo
“Go put him back”
“BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM”
Oml-
But you just met the guy- I DONT CARE HES MINE NOW DEAL WITH IT!
@@zhongli159 "NO GO PUT HIM BACK!!"
"BUT MOTHER I LOVE HIM"
8:12 “yeah we were-OMG WE KIDNAPPED YOU FROM YOUR HOME” I laughed way to hard at that
Not there yet- but I might laugh
Pfffttt! THE WAY HE SAID IT! OMG!👏🏾😂
The way he just figures it out like, oh no
Ikr? LMAO
LMAO I DID TOO
Fr😭😭
Him:*calls me gorgeous like 3 times*
Me:...*blushes in cryptid*
i'm dying both at this comment and that part
What’s a cryptid?
I just choked on my Haribo goldbear
I died when I saw this comment
@@ivynataliaobana5379 sorry you sent this 2 months ago but a cryptid is an animal whose existence is unsubstantiated. Basically meaning animals that are not normal I think I got that right if you look it up there’s stuff on it
The “oh my god we kidnapped you from your home” made me laugh so loud
I had to hold back a cackle when he said that
8:00
God I love audios where the listener is the monster/cryptid, especially if the speaker is shy. Ugh this is right up my alley!!
Yeeaaaah🐊🐊🐊
Any suggestions 👀
We need more of them
Have any others you can share?
Yes! Need more of them
"Does 'yes' mean 'no'? (Pause) Subject appears confused."
Me: Subject is wondering how person asking stupid question is allowed to do science 🤣
This is really cute.
Yes 😂
I love how he just realizes that he actually has to use social skills and is just like *oh crap*
When he mentioned that the scales hardened my instant thought was “I AM KIRISHIMA!!” 🦈
I thought of myself as an armored titan TvT
@@invisibeweeb8306 don’t eat me plz if you are what you thought you were 🥲
OmG yes I did the same thing
True
👁👄👁
"not reptile... rodent?"
M E
edit: w,,, was i *high* when i wrote this
Nice. 😂
Whatever you were on, can I get some?
The laugh/choke at 5:20 is everything to me!
What about 8:12
Edit: and this 11:07
Him:I’m just gonna shut up now..
Me:*laughs uncontrollably*
Few minutes later
Him:OMG we kidnapped you from your home
Me:* wheezing and crying from all the laughter*
I enjoy watching him squirm
Same 😂
Lol
I wheezed way too hard to this comment.
LOL
I can only imagine my character going on about how "your curiosity is only natural." While also being insanely curious about humans.
“What ARE you?” 😂😂 sir please
"What Are You?"
Im your future trouble :>
I'd love a part 2. Maybe where a few other species of cryptids try to attack him, and listener has to protect him, or listener is being hunted. Just suggestions. Do whatever you want 😁
omg we need this
Him: "you're not gonna try and kill me or anything if I let you go right"
Me: "Only one way to find out"
Him: shy
Me:
*marry me.*
IKR! 😳💅🏾
Shy? *blushes while murmuring* He's my type of guy...
Hey Everyone,
Sorry that I've been away for soooooooo long. Being sick during Covid 19 sucks. But I'm a lot better now, unfortunately I did breath rather heavily while recording this. Hope you are all staying Safe and Healthy, Love you guys💚
Glad you're fine now! Stay healthy!
Nice to know your okay, stay safe! (but also please a part 2, I need to see this, more than friends thing.)
Your recording was still amazing! Stay safe!!
I have a question what creature are we are at least how do we spell the creatures name
"Oh my god we kidnapped you from your home"
BABES WHAT- 💀
Omfg I want Part 2 Lord. I want more of this lovely shy boy😭💙 this was Amazing!!!
I hope that soon you will feel 100% great🐊🐊🐊
Would love a part 2 🥰🥰🥰
Gorgeous? Who you talking to? Oh the flowers behind me I bet!!! Yes they are rather gorgeous. How nice of you to compliment those flowers. Hehe. Great job, welcome back, I'm glad you're doing a bit better, and thank you. 😄😊
Yo I thought the same thing but not flowers-😃💅🏾
Yes the flowers are rather gorgeous
“Yeah I-l’m cute....keep saying that” 🥺
that one dislike is from that jealous weeby scientist that didn't get a cryptid lover
Him:what are u
Me:I don't even know if I'm being homest
Hello
@@shotaaizawa2636 Aizawa?
I agree with your name
Ok but what if the listener at one point just asked : wanna know how I mate ?
That be interesting to say the least...
😗💅🏼✨
the scientist boy is just adorable, i love him already 😂💕
and ayyy, glad to have you back and happy that you're feeling better! ✨
The nervous .......(omg we kidnapped u from ur home) I DIED MAN🤣🤣
" Wings seem to be in a fused combination" " Soft fuzz"
So, I'm a bat now??? **calls dabi** dad can you come pick me up please???
I love how after he found out we could understand him he started to get really shy and panicky, like;
Him: oh you can understand what I’ve been saying?
*haha C R U D*
So, in my mind at least, we're just an aquatic version of Man-Bat from Batman (Or just fusion of Man-Bat And Killed Croc for my fellow DC nerds)
Faking not being able to speak to fuck with a scientist is totally something I would do
I am a fuzzy sea dragon!
The part when he said “ok I need to shut up now” or “ok I’m just going to shut up now” HAS ME DIYING
God, the way he said "that's not fair" like we found his weakness and his weakness nerd shit, ugh MY HEART!! 💜
"You're gonna try and kill me right?"
"I'm too stupid to do that."
Glad your alright and not really sick, hope you get better. just get lots of bed-rest and mental health with meditation. you also stay safe, well, and healthy too.
Very sweet character. Thank you. :)
is it just me or do i just love this audio i watched this like three times right now it is like really calming to me but i need more of this audio
Here's your daily reminder that you are enough you are loved and you are valid have a great day or night or evening
Don't forget to take care of yourself you beautiful person ❤
part TWO (please)!! This was awesome.
So... the cryptid (ME) is intrigued, that someone sees him/her with admiration and wonderment.😕
I understand the "you're cute" comments throughout the entreview.😏
Also explains the willingness to satiate the scientist's curiosity and the cryptid's own Curiosity alongside his.
WONDERFULLY WRITTEN. ♥️💚
I hope you're doing well, and once you're better, maybe a Part two ? 😊 Thank you.
I was specting another thing when i read "Lab rat" but this is entirely different and i love it!!
This is about my fourth time re-listening to this video. It's just that funny good! I really hope there's a part two or a series for this being planned.
I dont understans how in all tha asmr audios when the listener is any kind of scifi monster and it gets involved in this kind of situations she never get mad i would be screaming the shit out
I really enjoyed this one, you keep surprising me ^
Keep it up
Thanks, will do!
5:25 is everyone's reaction when I first move to New Zealand from the Philippines. I literally have the highest grade in my English subject since Elementary school and yet they thought I couldn't speak in English at all.
the virgin person who thinks this is gay
the chad who just sees a very interested scientist in his work
I would love to have a part 2 to this it's do interesting! I love it!
In behalf of everyone who watched that video. WE NEED PART 2
YEZZZ SIR
I would love to draw this creature Y/N
👏 Good job. And very original 🙂
Glad you like it!
@@RiftcoltProductions Just saw your comment in the comment section. Glad you're feeling better. Remember to take it easy and give yourself time to heal 🙂
I think I would have horns, scales and ink running down my face and beautiful teal eyes (oh God, I'm gonna be drawing this if I don't stop thinking about this)
“Soft fuss” IM THE MOTH MAN
Him: What do you mean "more than friends"?
Me: You husband now, prepare for snu snu
Don't see ASMRs like these very often. This is very good. 😚
That was amazing! I would love to see this one become a series!
That voice tho...
I may be a straight guy but DAYUM THAT HAS SOME DEPTH
1000/10 would like a series mwah would watch again
I’ve watched this like ten times I really want and hope there’s going to be a part 2
Who else wants this to be a series 😂
Marcus Flint. He was captain of Slytherins Quidditch team.
For whoever disliked this...
Can we talk ☺️
Can 👀 we 🙃 talk? 🔪
It probably was the other scientist that couldn't,,test''us...or the creature beside us, that's probably it.
Yeah well just talk🔪🙃💢👌🏾
Count me in on this one.......:)
Awwww man it’s about to go down lol XD
Is it to late to ask for a part 2. Cause this is lovely and I would love to see it continued as a mini series
Him: do you spend a lot of time in the water?
Me who has a phobia for water and hates water: no
Listener: yes
I love this so much
Why I think we need a part 2 I don’t know why 🤣
Bat squeak. ☺️
This genuinely got me sleepy in minutes and gave me some laughs. Dis shit good
So uh... more of this?? Please?
Soft human, must cuddle 🐸💖💕
I'mma NEED a second part cause this is GREAT!!
WAIT- can I be flying squirrel? O👄O
Yeah there needs to be a pic of what I am because I wanna know what I look like
I would die for him, not a joke. Fite me.
*cackles*
now can be the villain i always want to be.
Hello suga San🙂
@@kenmakozume4531 oh hey 🧍
This is so good I want a part two pls!!!
part 2 pls i need to kiss him .
I mean your not wrong 🧍🏻♀️
6:09
Me: hehehehe you're embarrassed~!
Thank god you’re back! Take care and stay healthy ❤️
You stay Healthy too, jennaaaa💚
Am I really simping for a bumbling scientist? Apparently, yes.
"does yes mean no?"
me: what🧍♀️
Loved this! Please make a series!! ❤️❤️
'Oh my god we have kidnapped u from your home' OSVSLBSLAVSKC
Can we have a part tow maybe where we meet some of listeners family
“You have a armor”
ONG IM AN ARMADILLO MAN😀😀😀
This made me feel entertained
chile not this being the best cryptid audio i've listened to in ages
I definitely need more of this. 🥺💓💕✨
Yay your back I absolutely love thisss 💜💜
Yeah I'm back! No silly lung infection is going to keep me down for long😎
Riftcolt Productions yess That’s right I absolutely love your spirit it fabulously your video helped me through had and emotional day I’m very grateful xx
Aww, Happy to help, Gemma💚 I hope your day gets better.
Riftcolt Productions aww thank you take care of your self lovely’ lots I’ve c love xx
“And a team stumbled across your home…….omg we kidnapped you from your home”
Me:meh I kinda like it here
i'm invested now i wish there was a part 2
Same
The Sacuriens:
Schlottles: you have food you have shelter eh you good!
Tregas: Is it dying why is it so bald.... And short? CAN I KILL IT can i eat it?
Jagathas: my voice is so very squeaky here woahwoahaowhaobo woo hehe oxygen go brrrrrr weeeheehehehe
I can’t express how long I’ve been looking for this audio again, took me forever 🥲
8:12
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING JAJSJDJDKVJFKDJDJ
This was so good!, keep up the good work. part 2?, please?
I went into this thinking “Moth man” and I exited this thinking “MOTH MAN YEAAHHHHH”
If you did requests something very similar to this would be at the top of my list, it's so good
Can we have a second part of this please ?.
8:08 love it
Lmao, I love how it ends, ''W-what do you mean... _''more than friends''_ ?-'' This was so cute, whelp now you got a new sub, lol. _Cries for part 2_ And I must say, your voice is lovely '')>🖤
I hope there Going to be more chapters to this