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  • Опубликовано: 2 июн 2019
  • Kevin Hart takes a lie detector test. Is he really 5'2"? Does he go to the gym every day? Who's in better shape, Kevin or The Rock? Does he have a standard response for hecklers? Has he become a better person since he's become rich? Find out all that and more. Kevin Hart stars in The Secret Life of Pets 2 in theaters June 7, 2019.
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  • @jadesu4409
    @jadesu4409 4 года назад +8372

    “And he has a stupid shaped head” I’m dying

  • @angeryangery1147
    @angeryangery1147 4 года назад +7813

    "i love all my kids the same"
    *lie detector intensifies*

    • @davidandjel
      @davidandjel 4 года назад +84

      Yeah he got fuckin busted 😂

    • @voornaamachternaam529
      @voornaamachternaam529 4 года назад +45

      @@davidandjel yes but it was a realy false question. You cant ask somting like that.

    • @davidandjel
      @davidandjel 4 года назад +7

      @@voornaamachternaam529 yeah sure but its funny thoe 😅

    • @evilmortyrickestmorty7321
      @evilmortyrickestmorty7321 4 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @offsomewhereelse3565
      @offsomewhereelse3565 4 года назад +11

      Well the lie detector is really specific. He probably meant in his mind that like his youngest kid is the most vulnerable so he tries to pay attention to him/her more.

  • @iemantswout
    @iemantswout 3 года назад +10420

    "I love all my kids the same"
    The polygraph 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

  • @collineagen7524
    @collineagen7524 3 года назад +6678

    I love how he immediately looks at the lady with a look of fear when he said he’s 5’4”.

    • @aharonemanuel4010
      @aharonemanuel4010 2 года назад +22

      lol

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html !!!! respect .

    • @eroshiyda
      @eroshiyda Год назад +34

      then he's like "[can i get a] 5'3"????..."

    • @sincerelysmak68
      @sincerelysmak68 Год назад +3

      😩😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀

    • @lukepiras1728
      @lukepiras1728 Год назад +2

      Lol so true

  • @minahilmusa6098
    @minahilmusa6098 4 года назад +8215

    *Is your height 5'2*
    *No*
    Poly machine starts drawing The Mona Lisa

    • @blancanunez2401
      @blancanunez2401 4 года назад +12

      Minahil Musa jJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

    • @Nssral
      @Nssral 4 года назад +2

      Poly machine*

    • @txves894
      @txves894 4 года назад +3

      JK

    • @arno557
      @arno557 4 года назад +12

      Made my day man🤣🤣🤣

    • @lenaaa06
      @lenaaa06 4 года назад +4

      Jungkook

  • @persons9408
    @persons9408 4 года назад +22357

    “I don’t have a favorite kid”
    *Polygraph starts writing the youngest kids name*

    • @mahdiahamouda4267
      @mahdiahamouda4267 4 года назад +381

      UNDERRATED COMMENT😂

    • @ethant1372
      @ethant1372 4 года назад +78

      Lmao

    • @t_rancho
      @t_rancho 4 года назад +90

      This is such an underrated comment though!

    • @mc10everything79
      @mc10everything79 4 года назад +22

      How do u bold ur letters

    • @ethant1372
      @ethant1372 4 года назад +21

      MC10 Everything put “*” before and after a sentence.

  • @that1pacificguy
    @that1pacificguy 3 года назад +8773

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Kevin's forehead: -__-

  • @goabinwamotlhageng283
    @goabinwamotlhageng283 3 года назад +4449

    Me looking at the lie detector like I understand it 😂

    • @slimeberettalil
      @slimeberettalil 3 года назад +138

      well if its str8 lines dat means he telling the truth , If the lines start scribbling he's lying

    • @FirestormX9
      @FirestormX9 2 года назад +108

      @@slimeberettalil broadly. But it's not that straightforward. Each line represents a specific rhythm. Based on the question and the response the lines have to be interpreted accordingly

    • @FirestormX9
      @FirestormX9 2 года назад +27

      @@dianapennepacker6854 yeah! Plus they're professional actors. I think there's a lot about reading or analyzing a lie detector machine that we don't know of and they know that we don't know. It's straight up for the views and fun. Just marketing and PR *shrugs*

    • @mychoppaeat
      @mychoppaeat 2 года назад +34

      @@slimeberettalil There were times where the detector spazzed and the woman still confirmed what he said was true

    • @therealyoda6172
      @therealyoda6172 Год назад +1

      he beat it

  • @kyliet1841
    @kyliet1841 4 года назад +18971

    they were all so serious and kevin was just making jokes and cracking himself up 💀

    • @shamgodrice8945
      @shamgodrice8945 4 года назад +494

      yeah fr like how are you going to hire a comedian and not expect him to try to be entertaining

    • @loliokillman8275
      @loliokillman8275 4 года назад +110

      Hes so funny

    • @lleeyyllaa30482
      @lleeyyllaa30482 4 года назад +195

      Naa you can hear the slight laughter of the lector and/or the woman, guess they were told to keep it serious

    • @ashutosh4203
      @ashutosh4203 4 года назад +25

      I'm guessing its the coping mechanism.

    • @mikhailm360
      @mikhailm360 4 года назад +46

      That was part of the ''comedy'' idiot

  • @farah-pn6ih
    @farah-pn6ih 4 года назад +35732

    *Are you 5'2?*
    Kevin: 5'4
    Kevin: 5'3
    Kevin: 5'2 and a half?
    Kevin: okay 5'2

    • @waadaatif
      @waadaatif 4 года назад +730

      That was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @femboytyler
      @femboytyler 4 года назад +697

      On google it says hes 5'4

    • @Carter7five7
      @Carter7five7 4 года назад +754

      TylerCrazyWolf He put that there himself😂

    • @txves894
      @txves894 4 года назад +68

      Jimin

    • @imjustaguysama315
      @imjustaguysama315 4 года назад +20

      Carter 757 ikr

  • @omiionni
    @omiionni 2 года назад +542

    “ and he has a stupid shaped head “ their bond is just omg 😭😭

  • @ExtremeEthan
    @ExtremeEthan 3 года назад +908

    I think the fact he's being funny and they're being serious just makes it way more entertaining

    • @dustinbenting6935
      @dustinbenting6935 2 года назад +6

      they were legit laughing in the back lol listen properly

  • @kadomartin
    @kadomartin 4 года назад +10891

    “Do you use humor as a coping mechanism?”
    “Yes, I am sad”
    😭😂

    • @prettygay
      @prettygay 4 года назад +129

      This describes my hole personality

    • @ne5cashew160
      @ne5cashew160 4 года назад +11

      Truu

    • @whitefeatherdf4301
      @whitefeatherdf4301 4 года назад +34

      Which is true for really good comedians

    • @JFKHaircut
      @JFKHaircut 2 года назад +8

      This describes my hole

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 2 года назад +15

      This is so true for a lot of comedians, Jim Carey, Robin Williams.

  • @adriaalv922
    @adriaalv922 4 года назад +7743

    ''Do you have a favorite Child?''
    Kevin: No
    Polygraph: Becomes seismograph

    • @Dreydon
      @Dreydon 4 года назад +21

      what does seismograph what

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 4 года назад +15

      Im A Disappointment correct.

    • @_thelastdarling_
      @_thelastdarling_ 4 года назад +5

      LMAOOO

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 4 года назад +5

      Flying Foxes tbh you only ever talk about it like twice in school unless you go into that field.

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 4 года назад +2

      @@PeachLemonade_ hey did u know that kind of talking is a bully but most of us didn't realize it , emotional bully

  • @badbleep2569
    @badbleep2569 2 года назад +310

    I still can’t believe how the person asking Kevin those questions didn’t laugh at all😆

    • @animatorsrule1063
      @animatorsrule1063 2 года назад +27

      He probably cracked a little smirk sometime, let’s be real.💀

    • @ajachaney37
      @ajachaney37 Год назад

      Yeah just like the other lady 😂 they probably have to try and stay chill becasue then the person gets unfocused

    • @Silirion
      @Silirion 4 месяца назад

      Stoneface Steve

  • @MagicianWill
    @MagicianWill 3 года назад +175

    I love how if you listen closely, you can hear the man and woman trying to contain their laughter, especially towards the end!

    • @123legoz4
      @123legoz4 Год назад +1

      I can only hear the lady

  • @MCBoult
    @MCBoult 4 года назад +8435

    the blonde girl looks absolutely pissed at him the entire time😂😂😂😂

    • @clapton79
      @clapton79 4 года назад +165

      No wonder. Kevin is just unable to give a straight amswer.. like nursery school

    • @minxymoo2325
      @minxymoo2325 4 года назад +403

      She's supposed to look that way. The entire process is supposed to make you nervous lol.

    • @MCBoult
      @MCBoult 4 года назад +66

      @@minxymoo2325 oh good to know, if i ever walk in there ill act like i took drugs

    • @MCBoult
      @MCBoult 4 года назад +26

      @@minxymoo2325 see who's more intimidating then

    • @ziabk4306
      @ziabk4306 4 года назад +16

      She just hating lol

  • @nhlakaniphobhengu1092
    @nhlakaniphobhengu1092 4 года назад +2994

    Answer: Yes or No
    Kevin: Paragraph

    • @Raizay8723
      @Raizay8723 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, all his talking really annoyed me.

    • @josean6961
      @josean6961 4 года назад +7

      Click off the video

    • @francescamccullough6799
      @francescamccullough6799 4 года назад

      🦈 *I МÀSТURВÀ!ТЕ Т0 VI!DЕ0S !0N !МY СHАNNЕ!L! L00K!* 🏮🏮🏮

    • @jaydasmores
      @jaydasmores 4 года назад

      WAFFLE ANIMATIONS why would you check..?!

    • @febedelaet2330
      @febedelaet2330 4 года назад

      999th like lol

  • @lkafjkakjf333
    @lkafjkakjf333 3 года назад +86

    “I don’t even know where one is this close to my house...I apologize.”
    Oh my god hearing both him and the crew crack at that is the best.

    • @Broncofan1997
      @Broncofan1997 3 года назад

      Which part did this happen?

    • @whistletutor
      @whistletutor 2 года назад

      @@Broncofan1997 10:19 that had me crying

    • @melanieo3269
      @melanieo3269 2 года назад

      That was the best part. Lol

  • @royaltiee
    @royaltiee 2 года назад +91

    He's literally laughing at his own jokes😂😂😂😂I just love kevin

  • @beenboyage
    @beenboyage 4 года назад +9423

    Being the only person laughing in a room is the most uncomfortable feeling 😬

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 4 года назад +204

      Not really. If no one's gonna laugh with me I laugh alone. Contrary to popular belief ain't nothing wrong with laughing on your own

    • @siiiidi
      @siiiidi 4 года назад +63

      "That means having yourself when nobody does"

    • @evantelles2411
      @evantelles2411 4 года назад +37

      It is at first. Until we learn to become comfortable

    • @dickfitswell3437
      @dickfitswell3437 4 года назад +7

      There was alot of uncomfortable feelings in there and it went the whole video. Found this really annoying. Couldn't give a yes or no when needed.

    • @ManolisGS
      @ManolisGS 4 года назад +3

      But also very funny 😂

  • @amithrao8127
    @amithrao8127 4 года назад +16211

    The blonde woman doesn't realise that this isn't a criminal investigation

    • @aaronmay7090
      @aaronmay7090 4 года назад +812

      Theyre supposed to be super serious the whole time to make him more nervous. Thats the whole point you moron

    • @bugblue2419
      @bugblue2419 4 года назад +660

      Aaron May 1. That’s not true.
      2. Being rude gets you no where.
      3. Karma is gonna get you
      4. You should apologize
      Amith Rao
      I apologize on this guy’s behalf.
      Don’t take any of the things people say like this seriously. You are not a moron. Your a beautiful human being. 💙

    • @amithrao8127
      @amithrao8127 4 года назад +333

      @@bugblue2419 oh mai gawd. I m not used to this level of niceness if that's even a word 😂😂 but Thanks for backing me up and please don't apologise on someone else's behalf. I didn't feel that bad anyway. Take it chill. I really appreciate it tho

    • @bugblue2419
      @bugblue2419 4 года назад +55

      Amith Rao No problem.

    • @0o0ox
      @0o0ox 4 года назад +96

      It’s just part of the act... chill

  • @nayiyacurry3710
    @nayiyacurry3710 3 года назад +227

    I feel embarrassed for him because I’m over here laughing up a storm and these people are just way too serious😂😂😂

  • @heartbreakkid1966
    @heartbreakkid1966 2 года назад +53

    Him being so nervous makes this twice as funny.

  • @Idealizm
    @Idealizm 4 года назад +29749

    Kevin Hart the type of guy to accidentally lie because he was nervous

  • @duha4906
    @duha4906 4 года назад +21666

    It would’ve been funny if the Rock was interviewing him 😂

    • @apfel3708
      @apfel3708 4 года назад +59

      No comments whaaaat?!

    • @eimanelsir2671
      @eimanelsir2671 4 года назад +125

      Ikr or tiffany haddish

    • @JenLovesBenz
      @JenLovesBenz 4 года назад +96

      No he has a stupid shaped head

    • @Sashimimi13
      @Sashimimi13 4 года назад +71

      Duha all the questions would be about height

    • @mlsrise9356
      @mlsrise9356 4 года назад +30

      That would have been even more gold

  • @user-very-delicious
    @user-very-delicious Год назад +22

    I love that Kevin didn't really stop answering when he lied, he just made the lie more exaggerated.😂😂

  • @MiyaWright
    @MiyaWright 4 года назад +4566

    "Are you self conscious about your height?" "PFFT. Pffffft. Pft- yes."

    • @bry42069
      @bry42069 4 года назад +17

      Yess! Im like 5'3and half or 5'4 and im 17.
      Im asian tho

    • @bry42069
      @bry42069 4 года назад +6

      @@MiyaWright I wish i was tall,sometimes im insecure about other peoples height, and i dont even have a self confidence because of it.

    • @bry42069
      @bry42069 4 года назад +2

      @@MiyaWright but thats normal for a girls,its normal that they are short its like cute size,but we men? No,thats not the standard of what girls are lookin for.lol

    • @Hehe-ob3mw
      @Hehe-ob3mw 4 года назад +9

      ​@@bry42069 I'm 18, and 5'5. Not Asian :) And it really sucks that people literally and figuratively looking down on you just beacuse a trait you haven't choose. If you are fat you can lose weight, no brainer. But you can't make yourself taller. I have no self esteem whatsover because people never take my words seriously, like i am a clown or something. Not talking about " 6'0+ or no chance " bs. People all around the world ignores us and that drives me crazy not gonna lie. Being a short woman is not hard at all. Half of the men already loves short girls, no love for us brother, no love... Aand there is the business side of things that I have not experienced yet, hopefully it sucks less.

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 года назад +5

      @@Hehe-ob3mw bro ur 18 u can still grow. Dennis Rodman- a famous NBA players grew like a whole foot at around 19,20. He continued to grow until 23. He was 5'6 and grew to 6'7. Trust bro. It's possible. Hope this helps. 🙏🙏

  • @mikejurkowski
    @mikejurkowski 4 года назад +5044

    "Do you use humor as a coping mechanism?" "Yes I do. I'm sad." 😂😂

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 4 года назад +37

      And he was telling the truth !!

    • @Snoder
      @Snoder 4 года назад +92

      That part was actually kind of sad if you think about it

    • @stupididiot6993
      @stupididiot6993 4 года назад +22

      That’s why u shouldn’t believe someone when they say they’re JUST kidding

    • @Snoder
      @Snoder 4 года назад +7

      Stupid Idiot u can clearly see that he was telling the truth

    • @KennyValdivia95
      @KennyValdivia95 4 года назад

      Lol!

  • @toobatausif3045
    @toobatausif3045 3 года назад +35

    Love the fact that people behind the camera are laughing quietly 🤣🤣🤣

  • @peaxhycafe8090
    @peaxhycafe8090 3 года назад +46

    no one:
    Kevin: trying to laugh to get calmer
    the lady: staring through his soul wanting him to be serious

  • @sophadophaa2825
    @sophadophaa2825 4 года назад +4072

    "do you have a favourite child"
    " no no way how could"
    *all 4 lines moves*

    • @sohaanjum468
      @sohaanjum468 4 года назад +8

      Sophia Begg what

    • @nighty131
      @nighty131 4 года назад +56

      @@sohaanjum468 don't worry about it...

    • @kingslayer9316
      @kingslayer9316 4 года назад +5

      And now I've made a perfect 1k liking this

    • @notnathanchris
      @notnathanchris 4 года назад

      Im your 1000 like😂

    • @DeadPool-gg3pe
      @DeadPool-gg3pe 4 года назад +9

      Who tf cares What like uare🤦‍♂️

  • @chickennugget4487
    @chickennugget4487 4 года назад +4817

    “Do your kids think you’re funny?”
    *long pause*
    “.....no”

  • @devansh9078
    @devansh9078 2 года назад +40

    "Funny is a family sport, not a personal sport. "
    - Kevin Hart.

  • @lejondavis865
    @lejondavis865 3 года назад +53

    Yeo this is hilarious, I love how he straight up lies then works down to the truth sometimes😭

  • @99.9kaytranadafan8
    @99.9kaytranadafan8 4 года назад +13053

    "Are you self-conscious about your height?"
    "pfft...pffft... yes" 😂😂

  • @rogerthevirgin7592
    @rogerthevirgin7592 4 года назад +3531

    He really looked hurt when they asked if his kids thought he was funny

    • @callumgarwood8637
      @callumgarwood8637 4 года назад +65

      @Jake grown people as in taller than him ?

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 года назад +20

      Kevin Hurt

    • @justcopyit5095
      @justcopyit5095 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vwW_9oX6Sl8/видео.html just a bit of help my fellow people😊❤️❤️❤️thanks a lot

    • @switikpusa9046
      @switikpusa9046 4 года назад

      @@DrRAZI99 lol good one *hahaha*

  • @slav7221
    @slav7221 2 года назад +24

    Him wanting “Little turtles on countertops” has me rolling 😂😂

  • @marcusf4687
    @marcusf4687 3 года назад +47

    Idk why they even asked him who had a better body knowing he wasn’t gonna say the rock💀

  • @cleflouvern4508
    @cleflouvern4508 4 года назад +7292

    So weird hearing Kevin Hart so calm talking 😂

    • @beserk1260
      @beserk1260 4 года назад +8

      1st ever comment out of over 700 Hundred people

    • @greenmustard493
      @greenmustard493 4 года назад +4

      Yeah.. this video made me want to sleep

    • @Swift_Media
      @Swift_Media 4 года назад +1

      You should watch the Joe Rogan podcast with him

    • @werejuststupid
      @werejuststupid 4 года назад +2

      He's a pretty unfunny and boring person when he isn't doing his comedy. He's a really serious person actually. It's kinda strange.

    • @kmezinjo3719
      @kmezinjo3719 4 года назад +1

      Hes on weey

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 4 года назад +2968

    Kevin Hart: "I'm not nervous"
    *starts talking really fast*

    • @AzanAli-
      @AzanAli- 4 года назад +7

      1600 likes but not a single comment.
      Someone needs to explain that.

    • @andrewTVF
      @andrewTVF 4 года назад +5

      @@AzanAli- I was literally thinking the exact same 😂😂

    • @_VictorGrantz_
      @_VictorGrantz_ 4 года назад

      Andrew me

  • @imjustdoingme2210
    @imjustdoingme2210 3 года назад +62

    They can’t be lookin irritated like omg it’s Kevin Hart ofc he’s gonna make jokes without even trying😭😭!

  • @hajaralii
    @hajaralii 3 года назад +32

    When he lies he starts looking to the lady😂😌 i love kevin

  • @morganweller6789
    @morganweller6789 4 года назад +3567

    Kevin: "Yes im sad"
    Man: "Is he sad?"
    Blonde woman: *Nods*

    • @LeshDaKyd
      @LeshDaKyd 4 года назад +27

      morgana period CAN SOMEONE HELP MY MANS😭😭😂

    • @orchidalk7748
      @orchidalk7748 4 года назад +18

      Scary I stopped at your comment and then he said yes I’m sad 🙂😅

    • @iamtheparty9435
      @iamtheparty9435 4 года назад +1

      Orchid Alk same

    • @costcofreezers
      @costcofreezers 4 года назад

      Morgana Weller me

    • @louisnu1306
      @louisnu1306 4 года назад

      @@orchidalk7748 Happens to me alot..its creepy

  • @kyera683
    @kyera683 4 года назад +6461

    **Me pretending to know how to read a polygraph for 11 minutes**

    • @SuperHonkyPodcast
      @SuperHonkyPodcast 4 года назад +107

      more like YOU falling for the fact that this was actually a real polygraph when it was actually just a comedy bit/sketch.
      during a real polygraph, you simply answer yes/no and that is all. You do state one liners after everything
      you say just to be funny. This was not real. It's no different than Dave Chappelle's comedy sketch where
      he had a Courtroom Stenographer lol

    • @findoxv2616
      @findoxv2616 4 года назад +129

      @@SuperHonkyPodcast r/wooosh

    • @sammyruvalcaba1624
      @sammyruvalcaba1624 4 года назад +19

      Your missing the joke mista

    • @TutiFruity7
      @TutiFruity7 4 года назад +4

      And 32 seconds!

    • @TutiFruity7
      @TutiFruity7 4 года назад +5

      @@findoxv2616 HAH LMFAOOO

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler 2 года назад +23

    You can’t say Kevin is just a comic and that’s it. He’s actually very smart and insightful. You can tell with the way he composes himself and is able to balance the humor with wisdom.

    • @williamwchuang
      @williamwchuang 8 месяцев назад

      It's hard to be funny without being smart or at least insightful.

  • @itsmeagandanielle
    @itsmeagandanielle 2 года назад +6

    I actually enjoyed how serious this was. He was funny but more open and honest. Most of his interviews are 60% him laughing at himself.

  • @carlosmillard3346
    @carlosmillard3346 4 года назад +4654

    Kevin -“no”
    (Looks at the lie detector”
    Kevin -“sometimes maybe yeah”

    • @fivelifes351
      @fivelifes351 4 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @doflash9210
      @doflash9210 4 года назад +13

      If you saw the dislike that was on accident

    • @frogboi6590
      @frogboi6590 4 года назад +2

      Canadanum You can’t see dislikes

    • @kaitlynfriedman7337
      @kaitlynfriedman7337 4 года назад

      👛 *WAN8T ME? LO3OK, I MASTBATE NAK7ED,снеск6 снann2el* 🧀

    • @grahmcrackeranimations307
      @grahmcrackeranimations307 4 года назад +2

      @@frogboi6590 The person posting the comment gets notifications if someone likes or dislikes their comment. But it is not for public display.

  • @moelester1849
    @moelester1849 4 года назад +4817

    Are you 5’2?
    Kevin: Absolutely not I’m 5’4 ok, 5’3
    Polygraph: starts drawing a dwarf

    • @emmanuel8866
      @emmanuel8866 4 года назад +16

      You deserve more likes 😂

    • @nickpineda9623
      @nickpineda9623 4 года назад +4

      He is literally rephrasing something we already heard

    • @savannarain1454
      @savannarain1454 4 года назад +10

      @@nickpineda9623 It really doesnt matter if he re-used the comment, its still funny.
      There are so many people that did the same and you choose this person to hate on out of all of the comments?

    • @savannarain1454
      @savannarain1454 4 года назад +4

      @@nickpineda9623 that sounds real pathetic.

    • @monkyjuice6155
      @monkyjuice6155 4 года назад

      Vandays Delicious Eats ok no body asked for you to talk prick your not funny either so stfu

  • @codyallen2838
    @codyallen2838 2 года назад +1

    Those specific green room requests are actually pretty important for stage performers to have. It shows that the venue runs a tight ship, and that helps the performer determine if they'll be safe there and all that jazz.

  • @Cenatcenat902
    @Cenatcenat902 Год назад +20

    I like how someone is trying not to laugh behind the camera

    • @blerdofpeace5329
      @blerdofpeace5329 Год назад +2

      I heard him too!!! I actually thought it was the dude that was asking the questions. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilhamy946
    @lilhamy946 4 года назад +3338

    "do you have a favorite kid?"
    "Pshhh-- no"
    *Poly machine starts doing the wave*

    • @uanspider3560
      @uanspider3560 4 года назад

      😂

    • @vi-falcon760
      @vi-falcon760 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @TheJoU50
      @TheJoU50 4 года назад +30

      every parent has a favorite child, even if they deny it, it's true

    • @GinaJonesStillettoQueen
      @GinaJonesStillettoQueen 4 года назад

      @@TheJoU50 ikr

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 года назад

      @@TheJoU50 I understand why people deny it but honestly, what is wrong with that? Children are people too, so ofc they differ greatly in personality and behaviour and while of course you love all your children, that doesn't mean you don't get along better or relate deeper to some than others.
      It's the same the other way around - most children love both their parents very deeply, but many tend to have a favorite regardless.
      Love isn't a limited commodity. Just because I have a favorite child doesn't mean I love the other less.

  • @cooladah8618
    @cooladah8618 4 года назад +3007

    Kevin hart: “knows he’s lying” looks over to the polygraph

  • @wavyvitvls3422
    @wavyvitvls3422 2 года назад +12

    I love how you can hear them snickering in the back trying not to laugh to loud 😂

  • @zachcarrizales5038
    @zachcarrizales5038 3 года назад +2

    There were a lot more golden nuggets in this interview than I was expecting.

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 4 года назад +6168

    I love how he catches himself lying so he starts rambling on trying to fix it.😂✌🏼

    • @jazzy6689
      @jazzy6689 4 года назад +19

      My dad left me

    • @vedrantometic3252
      @vedrantometic3252 4 года назад +29

      @@jazzy6689 k

    • @kamrisant1078
      @kamrisant1078 4 года назад +12

      i know lol that’s the funniest part

    • @mcnuggetsferg1685
      @mcnuggetsferg1685 4 года назад +15

      Pretty sure the video is staged, on polygraphs you have to answer yes or no otherwise talking to much makes it inaccurate, the amount of movement he's doing would be sending that thing crazy. Watch the one with Jennifer Lawrence, they tell her to stop moving if she even turns her head because it makes it spike. I get it though, a comedian taking a polygraph saying yes or no isn't funny and would be pointless.

    • @jeovanniecoffee4202
      @jeovanniecoffee4202 4 года назад +1

      Lmfaooooooooo hahahahahahaha I know!;!! You took the words out my month

  • @quintenpena693
    @quintenpena693 4 года назад +2153

    “Is that a nervous laugh?” “Yes, it is. Followed by a poot.”

    • @oHernzify
      @oHernzify 4 года назад +29

      *nods seriously*

    • @michaelswinton6753
      @michaelswinton6753 4 года назад +11

      I swear the head nod iced that whole scene

    • @LE-ut8js
      @LE-ut8js 4 года назад +15

      What does poot mean ?

  • @viviannango4730
    @viviannango4730 3 года назад +4

    What a wonderful humble soul. God bless him. ❤ 🤍

  • @Ebah28
    @Ebah28 Год назад

    Authenric, humble and just a really stand up guy! Kudos Kevin..I'd pay top dollar to see your shows.❤

  • @queen_lightskin3690
    @queen_lightskin3690 4 года назад +3116

    “Dwayne has a stupid shaped head “
    😂
    Dwayne comes out *WHAT WAS THAT KEVIN

    • @kashansr9956
      @kashansr9956 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂
      What you said about me???
      😂😂😂

    • @queen_lightskin3690
      @queen_lightskin3690 4 года назад +2

      Kashan SR 😂

    • @ziadeissa3_
      @ziadeissa3_ 4 года назад

      @@anonym58063 ??? 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @yxngrenzo3356
      @yxngrenzo3356 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😭your profile picture

    • @mcsponge3899
      @mcsponge3899 4 года назад +2

      TWD98 DUNK GENERATOR ughmm that’s how kevin described the rock in another interview

  • @vornamenachname2425
    @vornamenachname2425 4 года назад +5141

    I still don‘t know if he‘s joking or actually serious sometimes😂

    • @codywilliams2079
      @codywilliams2079 4 года назад +1

      Vorname Nachname 666 likes 🤣

    • @Faustaine
      @Faustaine 4 года назад +33

      He said he was being silly while being honest

    • @RomanDaySaverTM
      @RomanDaySaverTM 4 года назад +4

      Then you have a bad sense of humor🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @angelinacole1547
      @angelinacole1547 4 года назад +1

      Vorname Nachname I was like “is he serious??” 😂

  • @hildagriffith753
    @hildagriffith753 3 года назад +8

    Interviewer: Do you go to the gym every day?
    Kevin: Yes, you can’t tell? 😂

  • @googleuser2796
    @googleuser2796 Год назад +4

    The girl's shaking head while saying yess ..she is so cute 💕😘

  • @erenyeager8563
    @erenyeager8563 4 года назад +4722

    "do you have a favorite child"
    Kevin: No
    The graph:
    starts writing some ancient letters
    follow my insta @itz_m13

  • @yosefahmad4341
    @yosefahmad4341 3 года назад +4

    Bruhhhh his face is so honest, and you don't even need a lie detector to find out if he's lying or not! LOL

    • @lesilemccravy5172
      @lesilemccravy5172 9 месяцев назад

      You can’t tell when I’m lying or not I used to tell my mom I gave the lunch lady my lunch money when in reality I couldn’t find it so I didn’t give it to her and she couldn’t tell in my head I say I’m lying but she doesn’t know that

  • @jiahuicao6520
    @jiahuicao6520 3 года назад +7

    “I don’t have a favourite kid”
    *polygraph starts shaking uncontrollably*

  • @IP00ding
    @IP00ding 4 года назад +2635

    This whole interview was just me tryna figure out how to read a lie detector

    • @kenzamadhi8835
      @kenzamadhi8835 4 года назад +348

      Your profile pic goes perfectly with your comment

    • @IP00ding
      @IP00ding 4 года назад +47

      Kenza Madhi haha ye literally 😂

    • @emilyvaladez1397
      @emilyvaladez1397 4 года назад +11

      Same

    • @minxymoo2325
      @minxymoo2325 4 года назад +34

      If it moves he's lying.

    • @drowz2406
      @drowz2406 4 года назад +25

      The more scribbles the more lies

  • @rttnmlk9013
    @rttnmlk9013 4 года назад +2630

    "Do your kids think you're funny?"
    ".....no"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @yulizahofer2255
      @yulizahofer2255 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 best part

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming 4 года назад +12

      Kevin hart making dad jokes to his kids

    • @tina.a8239
      @tina.a8239 4 года назад +3

      I died 😂 💀

    • @BgcPrince
      @BgcPrince 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @trainergrim
      @trainergrim 4 года назад +2

      Violet Thorne lol yeah, that ad after that question was funny

  • @amgkv2.025
    @amgkv2.025 7 месяцев назад +1

    “And im allergic to shellfish”
    Well in that case Kevin we won’t be able to proceed with the testing

  • @tlug
    @tlug 2 года назад +19

    I love how he's trying to justify every answer 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @555starangel_
    @555starangel_ 4 года назад +2784

    "Th-there's no way I can have a favorite kid!"
    **graph has seizure**

    • @TheFares98
      @TheFares98 4 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @emilyelliott722
      @emilyelliott722 4 года назад +14

      Seizure? More of a fast twitch or something

    • @555starangel_
      @555starangel_ 4 года назад +60

      @@emilyelliott722 Alright, sorry, it was just an exaggerated joke.

    • @trulybrady8839
      @trulybrady8839 4 года назад +15

      Emily Elliott dude shut up they were making a joke

    • @mbmtkk
      @mbmtkk 4 года назад +2

      I read this comment then it said it in the video oof

  • @roodkerry9790
    @roodkerry9790 4 года назад +1708

    Why does he look like he's being held at gun point

    • @YoungMechiee
      @YoungMechiee 4 года назад +8

      Hi Hi 😂😂

    • @fuhrfhrei3441
      @fuhrfhrei3441 4 года назад +16

      Hi Hi cause he is lol

    • @maneyfaith
      @maneyfaith 4 года назад +6

      Hi Hi i knew something was wrong

    • @thecheesewith1ksubs73
      @thecheesewith1ksubs73 4 года назад +9

      They are serious to make him nervous but I know right? Lol

    • @TheJoeBeshai
      @TheJoeBeshai 4 года назад +2

      Because hes scared if they ask him if hes in the Illuminati

  • @ExtremeEthan
    @ExtremeEthan 3 года назад +5

    1:13 😂😂 the way he keeps changing his answer

  • @flipcrippin22
    @flipcrippin22 Год назад +4

    Let's all appreciate the lady working the machine. I am amazed at how she just kept an absolute stone cold emotionless face during all of this. I wouldn't be able to do that. I wouldve been rolling already the first few questions.

  • @mattsmith4589
    @mattsmith4589 4 года назад +3929

    😂😂🤣😂 his face when he said his height and looked over im weak

    • @Al_Gonzo
      @Al_Gonzo 4 года назад +27

      1:18

    • @PlaylistFromMars
      @PlaylistFromMars 4 года назад +12

      “5ft 3 wait no 5ft 2.5 yeah 5ft 2” /\_____/\/\/\/---/\______

  • @TezzieStonechild
    @TezzieStonechild 4 года назад +2053

    -Do you use humour as a coping mechanism?
    -Ha yes. Because I’m sad
    what a mood

    • @jpthepersona
      @jpthepersona 4 года назад +3

      That's a nice outfit in your profile pic!

    • @johnsfilmprojects6228
      @johnsfilmprojects6228 4 года назад +3

      Yukonalien I can relate to that

    • @myoreopanda
      @myoreopanda 4 года назад +1

      @@jpthepersona agreed

    • @stealthpoint
      @stealthpoint 4 года назад +2

      There are 999 likes. Should I like this comment? (I did, 1000 likes!)

    • @normayounan541
      @normayounan541 4 года назад

      hes actually 5'4 so he aint lyin

  • @sleeves8881
    @sleeves8881 3 года назад +7

    He’s so funny but can also be so real.. which is what I love about some people!

  • @caylintaylor7894
    @caylintaylor7894 3 года назад +7

    When he compared the picture of him and Dwayne, I about lost it.

  • @queentaylor5986
    @queentaylor5986 4 года назад +1244

    “Dwayne has a stupid shaped head” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Green-pq2jk
      @Green-pq2jk 4 года назад +8

      That was a lie lol

    • @valoduudsonit7887
      @valoduudsonit7887 4 года назад +1

      im an idiot... you had 420 likes... i shouldnt have given you the thumb but i couldnt help it lol

    • @queentaylor5986
      @queentaylor5986 4 года назад +1

      @@itzdarkwolf1297 Danggggg i didn't even know I had this many likes what the heck 😂😂

    • @akae4492
      @akae4492 4 года назад +1

      I was waiting for this comment i laughed harder than i should have & hurt my side when he said that 😂😂

    • @queentaylor5986
      @queentaylor5986 4 года назад

      Omg I have 1 k like 👏👏👏🤭🤭😱😱

  • @tater75
    @tater75 4 года назад +19831

    he’s trying to be funny and these people are so serious
    it’s literally a youtube video with the funniest man alive

    • @tatertot6433
      @tatertot6433 4 года назад +321

      TDNelms she’s like staring into his soul lol

    • @nazomimran3126
      @nazomimran3126 4 года назад +217

      I mean that's how a lie detector works,they need to be nervous I mean if he is having fun he won't be nervous

    • @sotirisachilleos7727
      @sotirisachilleos7727 4 года назад +52

      He wad prepared to cheat the lie detector mate ;) that's why

    • @rareorigins7679
      @rareorigins7679 4 года назад +9

      419th like let's get one more boys

    • @michelleflorence1934
      @michelleflorence1934 4 года назад +29

      muhammad nazim yeah but their kind of being cold.. like the woman at the 1st of the video. They don’t have to be THAT cold to be able to have a accurate lie detector

  • @Tomino1302
    @Tomino1302 Год назад +3

    “My vocabulary is not that strong when I’m nervous”😂 that had me laughing a lot

  • @aledonir
    @aledonir 2 года назад +14

    I love him so much lol! He’s such an amazing person tbh

  • @bozorem
    @bozorem 4 года назад +3510

    “Dwayne Has A Stupid Shaped Head”
    IM DYING😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @_amews_
      @_amews_ 4 года назад

      innit 😂😂😂😂

    • @simonnilsson9401
      @simonnilsson9401 4 года назад +2

      Stupid shaved head*

    • @lilycomicdubsva
      @lilycomicdubsva 4 года назад

      Love your profile pick

    • @interlast3974
      @interlast3974 4 года назад +1

      Nipple head

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 4 года назад

      Simon Nilzzon no.. he said shaped. Dwayne is bald- he doesn’t shave his head.

  • @LukesVintageRC
    @LukesVintageRC 4 года назад +3319

    Are you 5ft 2 ? I’m 5ft 4. Ok 5ft 3 - 5ft 2.5. I’m 5ft 2🤣

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 4 года назад +13

      Mark Chavez you’re dumb

    • @ymoney5089
      @ymoney5089 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @GreatestHITS26
      @GreatestHITS26 4 года назад

      5’4 is actually true

    • @mmali5130
      @mmali5130 4 года назад +3

      Mark Chavez GreatestHITS
      You can’t just trust google.. the man said it himself

    • @WOW-jw4du
      @WOW-jw4du 4 года назад +6

      Mark Chavez yea he literally says his real height so yes your on the slow side

  • @darlingm9967
    @darlingm9967 3 года назад +10

    He’s so funny and their too serious awww.
    Hahaha ❤️❤️❤️

  • @bigtimegarrett
    @bigtimegarrett 3 года назад

    Met Kevin Hart over 10 years ago before he blew up. He introduced me to his friends, autographed a dvd of his, and threw me on his live stream for a quick shoutout. Nicest celeb I’ve ever met. Can confirm he was a good person before the fame.

  • @xDrikenx
    @xDrikenx 4 года назад +1424

    The way he looked at the lady when they mentioned his height Lmfaoo Gold.

    • @sir21dank
      @sir21dank 4 года назад

      i'm your 500th like, your welcome

    • @kauity9666
      @kauity9666 4 года назад

      Sir .Driken is he really 5'2?

    • @basharshami3403
      @basharshami3403 4 года назад

      @@kauity9666 yes, check celebheights.com

  • @Isabelle-mq9fi
    @Isabelle-mq9fi 3 года назад +3961

    "Do you think you're funnier than Tiffany Haddish?"
    Kevin: "HA! Yes! Of course! Tiffany Haddish?! HA! Beat it Tiffany, you suck."
    "Are you competitive when it comes to comedy?"
    Kevin: "No. Absolutely not.
    This part KILLED MEEEEE LMAOO

  • @Staysimple9
    @Staysimple9 2 года назад

    I wonder why it's so difficult to tell the truth. It's honestly refreshing to hear people be honest about how they really feel.

  • @christina7557
    @christina7557 2 года назад

    So much respect for this man!

  • @eddington111
    @eddington111 4 года назад +1958

    Tester *"ARE YOU 5 foot 2?"*
    Kevin: "Absolutely not."
    Tester: *"KEVIIIIIN"*

  • @amiemcconnell8324
    @amiemcconnell8324 4 года назад +1070

    I love how everytime he answered, he nervously looked at the woman to confirm that he wasn't lying 😂

    • @fgip358
      @fgip358 4 года назад +2

      @FBI not everyone *FBI*

  • @Animator22538
    @Animator22538 2 года назад +11

    "Do you spend alot of time looking in the mirror"
    Kevin: who does that?!
    Me who does it: CRIES

  • @erricro3198
    @erricro3198 2 года назад +1

    my favourite one as of yet

  • @thenextbobross8632
    @thenextbobross8632 4 года назад +3221

    "Who is in better shape? You? or the Rock?"
    "Me. No question."
    **graph proceeds to shake violently.*

    • @iitbftw
      @iitbftw 4 года назад +29

      The rock is on steroids. It's obvs Kev is in better shape because he doesn't use performance enhancing drugs

    • @Dswishy28
      @Dswishy28 4 года назад +54

      @@iitbftw Dwayne got that body legit hes been working out like that forever. It's not drugs

    • @iitbftw
      @iitbftw 4 года назад +43

      @@Dswishy28 if you know anything about fitness and bodybuilding you would know that he is without a doubt on roids

    • @angel-xi6ie
      @angel-xi6ie 4 года назад +8

      iitbftw have you seen him when we had younger? He’s always looked like this just a toned down version. But now that he’s done action movies every other year he’s built on that making him even more jacked

    • @shlefrainnn
      @shlefrainnn 4 года назад +26

      iitbftw he’s admitted to using it when young but now he’s not anymore do your research bruh

  • @omarhashani7222
    @omarhashani7222 4 года назад +1510

    this is the most vulnerable ive seen kevin

    • @milolo4
      @milolo4 4 года назад

      same XD

    • @admakaveli3447
      @admakaveli3447 4 года назад +4

      its not even serious lest some serious answers

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 4 года назад +3

      @@admakaveli3447 don't have to be we don't need to know all his private stuff foh if you think you do

    • @War624
      @War624 4 года назад +5

      @@jessyncust76 Everyone already knows he's a cheater LOL

    • @l.sibisi7741
      @l.sibisi7741 4 года назад

      @@jessyncust76 just read his book

  • @hsisjz3087
    @hsisjz3087 2 года назад

    The first question already got me

  • @sdr1836
    @sdr1836 Год назад +4

    It was a mistake watching this in the middle of class because I just let out the most UNATTRACTIVE SNORT EVER and I feel like dying. Kevin makes me laugh to much 😂

  • @cabby43689
    @cabby43689 4 года назад +2200

    You just know the interviewer and lady operating the machine are trying their best not to laugh. 😂

    • @MobaCry
      @MobaCry 4 года назад +24

      Not at all ... He is just not funny.

    • @bradazbradazbradaz
      @bradazbradazbradaz 4 года назад +1

      Hey nice video on your channel

    • @JayKaioken
      @JayKaioken 4 года назад +7

      Mounir B he is

    • @soldier_of_luv
      @soldier_of_luv 4 года назад +3

      Mounir B unpopular opinion

    • @trtvitor5837
      @trtvitor5837 4 года назад

      @@soldier_of_luv he might not be American. Here in the UK he isn't considered as funny as in America, we have a sarcastic and witty taste of humor instead of loud and excited.

  • @beyou3344
    @beyou3344 4 года назад +2063

    Do your kids think you're funny
    Kevin:no
    😂😂😂😂

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 4 года назад +12

      And he was telling truth lmso

    • @mustafa-cx2fg
      @mustafa-cx2fg 4 года назад +3

      Why would they find him funny with his homophobic jokes ?!

    • @ChristopherSalvation
      @ChristopherSalvation 4 года назад +2

      all jokes can be funny. silly man.

    • @jlking0098
      @jlking0098 4 года назад +2

      That pause tho 😂😂 he was thinking if it was worth it to lie or not lol

    • @beyou3344
      @beyou3344 4 года назад

      @@jessyncust76 yeah 😂😂