Worst I Ever Bombed: Bill Burr

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  • @MegaJmerk
    @MegaJmerk 8 лет назад +3302

    I saw bill burr bomb in the comedy cellar. no one was booing it was just silence except one guy laughing super duper loud. and bill goes that one person laughing is a comedian laughing at another comedian bombing.

    • @eduardochavez82
      @eduardochavez82 8 лет назад +180

      Jesse Merkelson you'd be the biggest MVP if you find a link to that

    • @freshbeans1608
      @freshbeans1608 7 лет назад +18

      +Eduardo Chavez im waiting for that link too

    • @ceferistul05
      @ceferistul05 6 лет назад +17

      ...still waiting?

    • @marquisewilliams3904
      @marquisewilliams3904 6 лет назад +255

      Was it a fat black dude? If so I'm willing to bet $1,000 it was Patrice O'Neal.

    • @drdread9896
      @drdread9896 6 лет назад +11

      That's fuckin hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bobloblaw9639
    @bobloblaw9639 8 лет назад +955

    That heckle was perfection. It didn't need any insults but it hit him at the core without allowing a chance for a rebuttal.

    • @TheSamuraiApocalypse
      @TheSamuraiApocalypse 7 лет назад +48

      Bob Loblaw So true XD hahaha I love the way he talks about the past in retrospective though, he always makes it hilarious and he's honest about it, such a genuine funny guy.

    • @bobloblaw9639
      @bobloblaw9639 7 лет назад +32

      TheSamuraiApocalypse hahah definitely. it makes me really appreciate his modesty because he can reflect on his mistakes instead of getting mad about it. or blaming others. respect.

    • @ezakustam
      @ezakustam 7 лет назад +18

      Bob Loblaw It's garbage that any fool could do. It's like stomping on a bug.

    • @somalianb0y
      @somalianb0y 6 лет назад +4

      ezakustam but the point is, you need to stomp on the bug, someone needs to do it.

    • @profile2047
      @profile2047 5 лет назад +1

      YuTube Spitter Why can’t the bug live

  • @root9065
    @root9065 8 лет назад +2629

    Just a humble great comedian. Easily in my top 3. Love you Bill.

    • @TheBombShhh
      @TheBombShhh 8 лет назад +14

      +root9065 i met him, he wasnt that humble.

    • @MrDancingALPACA
      @MrDancingALPACA 8 лет назад +17

      +TheBombShhh care to elaborate?

    • @kemchobhenchod
      @kemchobhenchod 8 лет назад +1

      +TheBombShhh What happened?

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 8 лет назад +8

      +TheBombShhh maybe he just didn't like you

    • @TheBombShhh
      @TheBombShhh 8 лет назад +28

      he was selling posters after his show... when it was my turn to meet him i shook his hand and i go "hey man, the show was hilarious!"... he just stared at me silent and angry... then goes "what are we doing here?.." i go "oh, can i get a picture with you?", he goes "WELL, LETS GO!" and like made a hurry up motion with his hand... it was just really rude and i left the show feeling mad.... i still love his comedy and i dont take it too personal because he probably just hates doing pictures with people... but yeah, not really very humble...

  • @TheNewTravel
    @TheNewTravel 8 лет назад +1347

    And in the end, this is why Bill is the best comedian working today. Because he paid his fucking dues. He dealt with the kansas cafeterias and that's where he learned to be the best, not in hollywood. Being able to get up after that and do another show 6 hours later.... that's what makes you a champ. After a beat down like that, I would have become a plumber in alaska and never told another joke in my life

    • @SwaggerChiick1
      @SwaggerChiick1 8 лет назад +4

      +Dan Vineberg looooll

    • @Gabzpiano
      @Gabzpiano 8 лет назад +3

      +Dan Vineberg this is what our society needs, more deadbeat comedians. sense the sarcasm

    • @AventuraLuver
      @AventuraLuver 8 лет назад +29

      what comedian hasn't paid their dues? everybody who's anybody has paid their dues

    • @TheNewTravel
      @TheNewTravel 8 лет назад +30

      +Marla Singer A whole generation growing up deleting their tweets and editing vine videos to try and look funny

    • @AventuraLuver
      @AventuraLuver 8 лет назад +29

      those aren't professional comedians

  • @freedoms2010
    @freedoms2010 8 лет назад +1321

    Booking a comedian in a cafeteria at noon with 18 souls eating their sandwiches in a hurry. That is probably in the Top 10 nightmares of any human being, comedian or not.

    • @Cat-vr8fj
      @Cat-vr8fj 8 лет назад +34

      +freedoms2010 I imagine that if hell exists it would be something similar to that scenario except everyone in purgatory is the comedian that has to entertain those 18 people for all eternity

    • @freedoms2010
      @freedoms2010 8 лет назад +1

      Cat Holy crap... that is worse ! LOL

    • @hippa2dahoppa2
      @hippa2dahoppa2 8 лет назад +5

      +freedoms2010 colleges in general are brutal for any comic. all comics say they hate doing those places but the checks are so good they deal with the abuse. u gotta have a thick skin for it lol

    • @JamesBond-uz2dm
      @JamesBond-uz2dm 8 лет назад +12

      +freedoms2010 Boston has an Italian holiday called the Feast of Saint Anthony. The patrons include many older senoras. Bill took to the stage in front of a group of Italian senior women. He tells it like this: They were expecting Dean Martin and they got an Irish kid from the suburbs. The gig was for about forty minutes. He told jokes and no one laughed for the full forty minutes. The women just stared at him. Bill Burr took the bombing like a man. That had to be tough to take.

    • @freedoms2010
      @freedoms2010 8 лет назад +3

      James Bond Oooh man, how does he do it. How come he doesn't ask any questions about the crowd or group he is suppose to entertain BEFORE he gets on that stage or even accept. Its like inviting vegetarians to a meat fest... what's the point.

  • @jaret81
    @jaret81 8 лет назад +180

    i saw him at our college in 2001. it was probably part of the same "tour." he played at the cafeteria, and it went almost the same. At our college, it was a group of Japanese exchange students sitting right in front of him. That set took a hard right turn, from "you wanna bail," to "did he just say that?" in perfect BB fashion, when he stopped dead in his tracks and looked at the table in front of him and said "what are you guys doing here!? of all the colleges all over this country, you picked this one." I grew up in the area and that slayed me. from that point on it was all gold.

    • @ciawarhater
      @ciawarhater 6 лет назад +39

      can you tell me why the fuck someone would organize stand up comedy in half-empty college cafeteria ?

    • @doughenry4172
      @doughenry4172 6 лет назад +1

      it makes no sense

    • @darthdj31
      @darthdj31 6 лет назад +12

      his manager kept booking him lmao, check out the election day podcast with Joe Rogan they talk about it more

    • @MrTheWanz
      @MrTheWanz 5 лет назад +2

      @@ciawarhater cause the man needs a cheque

    • @onefoot7
      @onefoot7 4 года назад

      gotta pay your dues, gotta be able to do all that and not flinch.....then you're golden

  • @fergust2802
    @fergust2802 2 года назад +61

    “There was an echo so with every joke it felt like I was bombing twice” 😂😂 so funny. Doing standup comedy is no joke. Shit must be hard to do haha.

    • @wilfbreezy333
      @wilfbreezy333 2 года назад

      The hardest thing in the world

    • @jadedjimmy
      @jadedjimmy 2 года назад +2

      I love the irony in “doing standup comedy is no joke” 😂

  • @DAB-wt5hj
    @DAB-wt5hj 8 лет назад +154

    How he described that black kid laughing at him was fucking hilarious, I can just picture it.

    • @voli6570
      @voli6570 3 года назад +2

      How he felt when the black dude walked by was genuinely relatable.

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 3 года назад +4

      "Ah hah" lol!

    • @zs5948
      @zs5948 2 года назад +2

      as soon as he imitated that laugh, i saw Morris Day in my head!

  • @SWIFTzTrigger
    @SWIFTzTrigger 8 лет назад +1426

    background music is annoying as hell, someone thought "hey he's telling a story why not add music and singing in the background loud enough to interfere with that"...

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 лет назад +41

      Agreed. That is always such a stupid decision to make.

    • @mtndewman1022
      @mtndewman1022 6 лет назад +20

      SWIFTzTrigger especially with such a shitty mic

    • @benjamincox4211
      @benjamincox4211 6 лет назад +21

      SWIFTzTrigger they should at least have it be instrumental so bill's and Tariq's voices aren't competing with each other

    • @sethmeyer2443
      @sethmeyer2443 6 лет назад +10

      i almost had to turn it off because of it. Concentrating was a challenge.

    • @tomschnaars9555
      @tomschnaars9555 6 лет назад +7

      Came here to say this. WTH?

  • @Studeb
    @Studeb 8 лет назад +457

    I think I've heard this story a couple of times before on his podcast, must have really killed him. Other than this, his Philadelphia heckle incident is legendary, it's on RUclips too.

    • @apoorvswarup
      @apoorvswarup 8 лет назад +29

      +Studeb Philadelphia rant be epic :D

    • @jaygeeeeee
      @jaygeeeeee 8 лет назад +24

      +Studeb Or the one where it was completely silent and the girl says "I ain't laughed yet" and the place goes nuts.

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 8 лет назад

      I think that story was fairly recent. It was when he had Pete from the Pete & Sebastian podcast telling stories from back in the day. That was a great episode.

    • @jaygeeeeee
      @jaygeeeeee 8 лет назад

      +Jim Kelly Yup same story, but I definitely knew the punchline from another time. But going back to find it would take forever haha.

    • @wipeout2098
      @wipeout2098 8 лет назад +18

      +Studeb Yeah, Philadelphia was when Burr decided he had had enough of other comedians being treated badly by the crowd and so he went out there to heckle the arena for his entire set. A total legend! xD

  • @SweetParadise68
    @SweetParadise68 8 лет назад +126

    I love this man, almost every sentence he uttered in this video made me laugh.

    • @m.a.3322
      @m.a.3322 8 лет назад +14

      You're too easily pleased clearly.

    • @SweetParadise68
      @SweetParadise68 8 лет назад +5

      Well, it was just a figure of speech... Also I was in a very good mood

  • @adamstarpictures
    @adamstarpictures 2 года назад +8

    First of all, I want to say I am a big fan of Bill Burr. I always enjoy seeing his stand-up and whenever he's on talk shows. Listening to his story here about the worst he ever bombed, I realized I was at this performance he was talking about. I worked at Barton County Community College in Great Bend, Kansas from 1992 to 2004. And yes, this was in the middle of Kansas out in the middle of nowhere. The cafeteria was located in the Student Union, which had a large open space for the tables and a stage. And it had two levels where people could stand and look down and watch someone performing below. One day while I was eating lunch - suddenly there was a stand-up comedian performing. That had never happened before. And there was no advanced word or advertising that this would happen. I remember he had red hair, but I didn't recognize him at the time. I'm amazed now to know that was Bill Burr. There weren't a lot of people eating at the time he went on stage - when I say 'stage' I mean some temporary riser placed in front of a curved wall. This was never meant to be a true place for public performances - there was an auditorium in the Fine Arts Building with a proper stage and lighting. In the beginning there was this sense in the audience of wondering why was this guy performing for us during lunch? We just wanted to sit down and talk to each other while eating, and then get back to work. So yes, Bill did have a less than receptive audience. When he started he was actually doing fine. But there was a moment where he completely lost the audience, and I'm sure he doesn't remember this. He probably never realized what really happened to doom his performance. A young man walked by in the middle of his performance who was walking funny. I'm sure in his mind he needed to find something to get people laughing so he made a quick impromptu joke about the way this guy was moving - I think it was something about him having a hangover from the night before. Which at a college makes sense. What Bill didn't realize were two things; One - this guy was a beloved assistant basketball coach and, two - he was handicapped. He couldn't help but walk that way. When Bill remembers absolute silence, that occurred after he made fun of the assistant coach. Everyone in that room was done with him. I felt bad for the comedian because I knew it was over and he was never going to get the audience back in any way. And I didn't blame Bill back then or even now for what he did. I knew he was just trying to salvage a horrible stand-up performance in a completely wrong time and place to have one. They never had another comedian come again, by the way. Bill - you have proved you are a great comedian, and you paid your dues to achieve the success that you deserve. Now I can say I was there when you bombed the worst!

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 3 года назад +27

    Veteran comedians: "You are either on or you are off." Words to live by.

  • @ultra_ridge7
    @ultra_ridge7 8 лет назад +184

    JUST CHECKIN IN ON YA!!!!!!

  • @alexanderjbf
    @alexanderjbf 7 лет назад +4

    The persistence and resilience comedians like Bill Burr have is just unbelievable. And oh how it pays off...

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero 6 лет назад +34

    _"...we have a comedian - Bill Burr... and here he is."_ Crickets.

  • @jimdomi6206
    @jimdomi6206 4 года назад +10

    "The room had an echo so it was like bombing twice" LOL

  • @stockholmcindy6793
    @stockholmcindy6793 4 года назад +7

    One of the things I love the most about Bill is how self aware and humble he can be. He knows when he's wrong or when he sucks but he also knows he's earned his spot, and he's not afraid to talk about either aspect. I don't even agree with a lot of what he says but I respect him so much I enjoy listening even when I think he's wrong. Props to a true master of the craft.

  • @frankymacf
    @frankymacf 6 лет назад +20

    ‘...knowing I was going to have to do another show in about 6 hours.’
    Bill’s work ethic is savage and that’s why he is where he is today. Motivation.

  • @MrSkeezymak
    @MrSkeezymak 8 лет назад +618

    OLLL BILLY BOMBAH!

    • @joechill6639
      @joechill6639 8 лет назад +11

      +MrSkeezymak over theeeeeere

    • @qqq3426
      @qqq3426 8 лет назад +10

      +Tales From The Riverbank ova theeeeyyaa

    • @LetsPlayandVanossHighlights
      @LetsPlayandVanossHighlights 8 лет назад +9

      +Kingly Fiber I read all 3 of those comments like how he Docta Carvies easy shave BUTTTAH

    • @vdon5703
      @vdon5703 8 лет назад +7

      +MrSkeezymak Ey ole twinkle toes ova theeeyah

    • @LetsPlayandVanossHighlights
      @LetsPlayandVanossHighlights 8 лет назад

      Jay that one was fucking funny

  • @thatoneguy4150
    @thatoneguy4150 8 лет назад +381

    Why you goin to Indianapolis bill?

    • @dfsdeadline
      @dfsdeadline 8 лет назад +17

      +Respectheculture Such a great story...have to listen to it again now.

    • @briandawkins7108
      @briandawkins7108 8 лет назад

      +The Deadline what's this in reference to?

    • @dfsdeadline
      @dfsdeadline 8 лет назад +1

      You tube bill burr insane plane story...

    • @chrismicik
      @chrismicik 7 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHA amazing!

    • @MysterCannabis
      @MysterCannabis 6 лет назад +9

      I read this and heard in my head bill's voice xD

  • @PricefieldPunk
    @PricefieldPunk 8 лет назад +15

    Man that sounds horrific and then he says "but i don't want this to discourage you youngsters" hahahah Bill Burr is awesome

  • @ARTByJAMESPATRICK
    @ARTByJAMESPATRICK 8 лет назад +578

    what an incredibly hard job, he deserves all his has now! :)

    • @Name-mq6he
      @Name-mq6he 6 лет назад +10

      lol thought you said what an incredible hand job

    • @killianassemat5115
      @killianassemat5115 6 лет назад +4

      Being a comedian definitely isn't an incredibly hard job.

    • @ifacro
      @ifacro 6 лет назад +41

      Not as hard as being a mother

    • @killianassemat5115
      @killianassemat5115 6 лет назад +2

      Vay Kek what does that have to do with anything?

    • @mudgeforce5400
      @mudgeforce5400 6 лет назад +20

      It's the hardest job in the world...

  • @AirFouly
    @AirFouly 7 лет назад +5

    "just bombing and it's echoing, so it was like I was bombing twice" hahahahaha

  • @WhenTheLeveeBreaks70
    @WhenTheLeveeBreaks70 8 лет назад +249

    Buh doo doo doo, Me Undies, Me Undies!

    • @ViipaleKalevi
      @ViipaleKalevi 8 лет назад +30

      WhenTheLeveeBreaks70 no more sweaty balls, buh dom dom!

  • @r.a3737
    @r.a3737 8 лет назад +36

    I don't usually watch these but this is bill burr.

  • @frankcillette7327
    @frankcillette7327 8 лет назад +127

    I like that Bill told a story about a time that HE bombed. Too often, the comedians who do this segment immediately blame someone other than themselves for why they had a bad set. Jerry Seinfeld and Cecily Strong were particularly bad about that.

    • @alvarosalinas3807
      @alvarosalinas3807 8 лет назад +18

      Well idk if you've ever done stand up but to be fair Jerry's story of when he bombed was in a disco, it's like the worst place possible because they can't and won't lower down the music volume. Also, people don't go to a disco to listen to a comedian, they go there to drink and dance so i'm gonna have to say Jerry's story was pretty much right to blame the set, yeah ik it was his fault for taking the gig but the set was really bad.

    • @majerstud
      @majerstud 3 года назад

      Cecily Strong did stand-up?

    • @anthonybernero9720
      @anthonybernero9720 3 года назад

      @@majerstud all comedians do stand up.
      If you don't, you're not really a comedian.

  • @JohnDoe-ic7zf
    @JohnDoe-ic7zf 8 лет назад +14

    These videos are great. I bombed doing stand-up a couple of days ago, and these videos really help me get over it. Thanks Jimmy for making these, keep it up!

  • @TheKyleAye
    @TheKyleAye 8 лет назад +24

    Bills a great comedian. To be great at anything, you have to learn from losing in the past.

    • @lj3507
      @lj3507 8 лет назад +3

      +Kyle SoSik Wow. You are such a deep and profound thinker.

    • @adam5887
      @adam5887 8 лет назад +3

      +Lowell What goes down must go up?

  • @JenAnistonfan1
    @JenAnistonfan1 8 лет назад +476

    Billy redface on the tonight show? Oh Jeeshus

    • @rouzbehba1780
      @rouzbehba1780 8 лет назад +5

      He said he's gonna be at CONAN on Thursday!

    • @bangthehankers1985
      @bangthehankers1985 8 лет назад +6

      +john fru
      My thinking as well. I thought he was blacklisted on every show besides Conan simply because of his provocative and edgy humor.

  • @sisepuedemaybe
    @sisepuedemaybe 8 лет назад +13

    "Paying your dues" personified. What a legend

  • @LuxioV2
    @LuxioV2 5 лет назад +5

    “I wanted to smash him over the head with the mic stand but I knew he was right” relate to Bill so much 😂

  • @jimsquared153
    @jimsquared153 5 лет назад

    Glad the background music's vocals made it super easy to understand what Bill was saying 👍

  • @rolanddes
    @rolanddes 8 лет назад +850

    He is up there with Louis C.K and Carlin for me.

    • @nikolap92
      @nikolap92 8 лет назад +45

      +rolanddes Same. Chappelle as well.

    • @Piecrab
      @Piecrab 8 лет назад +10

      +Stephen McTowelie I agree but I would also add Jim Jefferies

    • @Mojotation7
      @Mojotation7 8 лет назад +3

      +rolanddes where is lewis black

    • @nikolap92
      @nikolap92 8 лет назад

      Moshak Oh shit, I forgot about him. I think he is the best political commentator right now.

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 8 лет назад

      +Moshak uh...Michigan?

  • @mrbrokenmonkey
    @mrbrokenmonkey 8 лет назад +2

    "I looked like Ron Howard on Happy Days."
    I laughed my ass off there.

  • @cruxandcarnage
    @cruxandcarnage 8 лет назад +35

    I think I heard the Lovely Nia in the background

  • @boogiedownnyc
    @boogiedownnyc 8 лет назад +8

    lmao he said its echoing.. its like bombing twice !!!!!!!!

  • @Burnie66
    @Burnie66 8 лет назад +30

    ol billy fertile balls there

  • @sdprazak
    @sdprazak 3 года назад +2

    Bill always helps me loosen up and look at life with the “right eye”.

  • @livinproof361
    @livinproof361 8 лет назад +17

    Bill Burr and Louis C.K are the only comedians i watch

  • @paulies5407
    @paulies5407 4 года назад +1

    Best thing about this is that Jimmy Fallon can't be heard or seen. Keep up the good work

  • @Malky24
    @Malky24 8 лет назад +4

    I'm jealous that the USA gets comedians of Bill's calibre. One of the best out there.

    • @1337Pwn4g3
      @1337Pwn4g3 8 лет назад +2

      Yep, except everything else about our society is garbage.

    • @Nutterbutter123
      @Nutterbutter123 8 лет назад

      1337Pwn4g3 lol that's all we get: comedians because everything else is a joke or deserves to be

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 8 лет назад +1

      go move to canada then you self hating cucks.

  • @spoonface9698
    @spoonface9698 5 лет назад +2

    That story is palpable. You can see Billy Ginga Balls there is reliving the embarrassment from that sad afternoon at a college in Kansas. I’ve seen this over 10 times and it still makes me laugh-cringe. Love ya Billy boy!

  • @akillersandwich8360
    @akillersandwich8360 8 лет назад +31

    i've been watching so much standup comedy lately i had a dream last night i was a comedian. i started out saying..so i'm from the country....then i woke up to my dog shitting on my floor. no idea where that set was going but cleaning shit was definitely easier than whatever my dream-self was about to do.

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 3 года назад +2

      dude! i know this comment is like 5 years later.... but THAT's the stuff! you can do it! i hope your 'dream' turned real man hahahhaa

  • @Sisterlisk
    @Sisterlisk 6 лет назад +1

    What a sad little story!! Here, have a virtual hug, Billy Boy

  • @KelleyBroussardMackaig
    @KelleyBroussardMackaig 8 лет назад +61

    What inspires the hell out of me about this story is the fact that even with how humiliated Bill felt after bombing the way he did - He didn't let that stop him from getting back up on stage just six hours later, to try again -
    THAT - ladies and gentlemen, says everything about this mans character - It's down right epic if you ask me....

    • @Oohenry1
      @Oohenry1 8 лет назад +5

      does he have a choice? no

    • @Adrian9oh9
      @Adrian9oh9 7 лет назад

      Exactly. This doesn't just apply to Bill Burr but literally every comedian that has/had a worthwhile career in stand up. This says a lot about comedians as a whole.

    • @sugardaddy4714
      @sugardaddy4714 6 лет назад

      It's that or he doesn't eat. That gives courage.

  • @jackbotman
    @jackbotman 8 лет назад +4

    Got to start somewhere bro and thanks for sticking with it

  • @kuruptkalhoon6033
    @kuruptkalhoon6033 8 лет назад +63

    did he get heckled by jadakiss?

    • @TactileTherapy
      @TactileTherapy 5 лет назад +4

      ight that was funny

    • @FeralJag
      @FeralJag 4 года назад +1

      This probably the most underrated comment on RUclips 😂😂😂😂

    • @jonathanbuyck2031
      @jonathanbuyck2031 4 года назад

      Now that comment was fantastic 🤣

  • @moeinreallife3316
    @moeinreallife3316 8 лет назад +6

    Love Ol' Billy Freckle Face!

  • @dziis6s
    @dziis6s 8 лет назад +1

    I know that feeling.. We performed with a punkish band for 9 people, in a cafe. We had a loud intro song, it felt really well playing that and thought "damn this sounds fine today". At the end of the song, the last chord.. there was silence so thick you could lean on it. But its fun to remember and talk about that fail:)

  • @p0wertek
    @p0wertek 8 лет назад +5

    Bill Burr #1

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito 8 лет назад +1

    Dude this guy has been through so much shit. As a comedian you have to plow through so much bombing. That's why I give the guy mad respect. He has earned to be where he is right now.

  • @yakojjy
    @yakojjy 8 лет назад +5

    If you have never heard the Bill Burr Philadelphia Incident. Find that shit, Bill technically bombs because the crowd is so shitty they start booing him, but he tears open their ass so hard they start cheering him at the end. Literally some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

    • @JamesBond-uz2dm
      @JamesBond-uz2dm 7 лет назад

      Even when he bombed in Philly, he owned the crowd. And that is hard to pull off.

  • @JosephSicilia
    @JosephSicilia 8 лет назад

    "Couple a nerds sittin' there..." The best Billy Boy!! lol

  • @winkzmusic1
    @winkzmusic1 8 лет назад +4

    Bill Burr is the best!!!!!

  • @joeytirado7704
    @joeytirado7704 6 лет назад

    Bill is so honest so real. As a very sometime stand up his story really inspires me

  • @adamzez
    @adamzez 8 лет назад +6

    I love this fucking video haha. Brian Regan tells some great stories about bombing too. Its so crazy how great u can be one night and the next night you feel a little off and you become straight trash. And everyone in the room is judging your entire career off that one set.

    • @tacotacotington3638
      @tacotacotington3638 8 лет назад +1

      adamzez it's the same for bands too, have a cold before a show good fight career sometimes, Flyleaf good example of that

  • @hermanata2451
    @hermanata2451 6 лет назад

    Love this guy. Why do I do this is the first bit I heard of his and immediately made me a fan

  • @ziiizzzooo
    @ziiizzzooo 8 лет назад +23

    is that the lovely Nia laughing in the background at the end?

  • @benchawes965
    @benchawes965 5 лет назад

    It didn’t make us depressed… It was absolutely great to hear that you have had that experience too in your otherwise very successful career!! Thanks for sharing!!

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 8 лет назад +9

    Thought he was gonna say his worst bombing was at some festival in the North End of Boston from way back when (I believe he mentions it in his tour of Boston vid), but a noon-time gig, at a school cafeteria no less, sounds incredibly horrific.

    • @danielw4995
      @danielw4995 8 лет назад

      +Jim Kelly Have you heard the laughing in the background of that video? He was killing by the end of that show.

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 8 лет назад

      Oh I would be too. His people-watching skills are second to none.

    • @JamesBond-uz2dm
      @JamesBond-uz2dm 7 лет назад

      The Feast of St. Anthony The audience was elderly Italian women. They expected Dean Martin. They got a red headed kid from the suburbs. The women just sat there, silent. Ya gotta take ya lumps.

  • @mylobage
    @mylobage 6 лет назад

    That laugh tho lmfao. Might be one of the best heckles I’ve ever heard.

  • @navidb
    @navidb 8 лет назад +12

    Bill Burr
    Louis CK
    Jerry Seinfeld
    my favorites

  • @michaelblanchette2787
    @michaelblanchette2787 2 года назад +1

    I've had some nooners and they were all wonderful

  • @TheSoundOfTwang
    @TheSoundOfTwang 7 лет назад +22

    Must be how Jimmy Fallon feels every time he's on stage..

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 Год назад

      Nah, he’s got an applause sign and an audience more than willing to follow it.

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 8 лет назад +1

    Gotta love this dude.

  • @hughjasse4047
    @hughjasse4047 8 лет назад +7

    I would have given up after an experience like that

  • @JamboRiffs
    @JamboRiffs 3 года назад +1

    I am not sure how Bill gets away with jokes others cant do, but I love him for it. He's honest, and funny, full of frustration but not hate

    • @fungling7982
      @fungling7982 2 года назад

      It's frustration out of love

  • @Puleczech
    @Puleczech 8 лет назад +202

    George Carlin, Louis CK, Bill Burr. All you need to know about life.

    • @FireMrshlBill
      @FireMrshlBill 8 лет назад +14

      +Mønkey Add Patrice O'Neal and you got that right!

    • @steelfil672
      @steelfil672 8 лет назад +13

      +Mønkey Doug Stanhope

    • @julianschlanger6925
      @julianschlanger6925 8 лет назад +4

      you got good taste

    • @mvp4lithuania
      @mvp4lithuania 8 лет назад

      +Steel Fil I tried listening to him. Not funny to me.

    • @steelfil672
      @steelfil672 8 лет назад +2

      +Rytis K. You dont watch those people to laugh man, its the different way of thinking that they offer.

  • @markthompson1796
    @markthompson1796 8 лет назад +2

    Love you Bill!!

  • @mji245
    @mji245 8 лет назад +3

    Bless this guy and his ginger balls

  • @thedude4795
    @thedude4795 8 лет назад +2

    finally Fallon makes something I want to watch

  • @kiddeath96
    @kiddeath96 8 лет назад +24

    you can hear Nia laugh near the end.

    • @kiddeath96
      @kiddeath96 7 лет назад +4

      For the ones who didn't you miserable loser.

    • @kiddeath96
      @kiddeath96 7 лет назад +2

      I got 12 likes so that 12 people didn't catch it. Get on with your little worthless life you soft serve ice cream eating bitch.

    • @kiddeath96
      @kiddeath96 7 лет назад

      JustinBieber and to even call me dumb is laughable. You put a comma in a fucking statement you imbecile.

    • @yrureadingthis
      @yrureadingthis 7 лет назад +1

      That's the best insult I've heard all day and I haven't heard any others yet. Still good

    • @kiddeath96
      @kiddeath96 7 лет назад

      Leave me alone with your pettish nonsense.

  • @rakim126
    @rakim126 5 лет назад

    *high pitch* Ah-Hawwwwww...
    that is fkin brutal man. you plow through the dark moments and pray for better days lol.

  • @rseepersaud
    @rseepersaud 8 лет назад +8

    Love bill burr, hate the distracting background music

  • @CrazedTeenz
    @CrazedTeenz 8 лет назад +1

    I love Bill Burr. He's awesome.

  • @lecousinmachin
    @lecousinmachin 8 лет назад +10

    Am I supposed to listen to Burr or the music behind? You should drop the beat.

  • @justanamerican9450
    @justanamerican9450 4 года назад

    🤣😂😅......this was hilarious ! You got owned and and took it like a Champ!!This is fantastic!!

  • @lanjin
    @lanjin 8 лет назад +4

    Bill Burr is the greatest comedian EVER!

  • @ABOLITIONIST269
    @ABOLITIONIST269 8 лет назад +1

    One of the best comedians ever.

  • @aqeiwwrgunaug4ne3
    @aqeiwwrgunaug4ne3 8 лет назад +112

    that music in the back is so fucking irritating

    • @Barrenthevampire
      @Barrenthevampire 8 лет назад +2

      dutchbagel Eh, I actually like it

    • @aqeiwwrgunaug4ne3
      @aqeiwwrgunaug4ne3 8 лет назад +18

      okay big guy

    • @rohanmiscrits
      @rohanmiscrits 8 лет назад +8

      GyroLamb you got roasted without being insulted

    • @1FleaBittenVarmint
      @1FleaBittenVarmint 7 лет назад

      Instead of criticizing your own body, you should see a proctologist about that alarmingly loud explosive diarrhea you have there.

    • @rohanmiscrits
      @rohanmiscrits 7 лет назад +1

      JustinBieber survey says YES!

  • @knilf9193
    @knilf9193 8 лет назад

    The Roots in the background fits perfectly!

  • @SasuraRdm
    @SasuraRdm 8 лет назад +34

    why wuold anyone book someone for something like that ? wtf was the purpose ?

    • @SasuraRdm
      @SasuraRdm 8 лет назад +21

      Johnny D money, and experience. probably.

    • @chimpwimp9407
      @chimpwimp9407 8 лет назад +1

      +Johnny D
      But Bill want to school to become a comedian. I think you mean choose your careers wisely.

  • @davemartin6610
    @davemartin6610 6 лет назад

    This guy is so honest about what he feels, not afraid to admit to his flaws, fuck ups or sharing his opinion, like" who the fuck joins a group", F is for family and for funny. Thank you, Bill Burr.

  • @jakubbarta5826
    @jakubbarta5826 8 лет назад +6

    was that Lovely Nia? At the end?

  • @smradztoiek
    @smradztoiek 8 лет назад +2

    Bill is the king!

  • @Zmad724
    @Zmad724 8 лет назад +5

    Hilarious because he does look like a sickly Ron Howard now-a-days....Bill Burr and Louis CK are my two favorites, and nobody else is even close in my book.

  • @lukaspialamusic
    @lukaspialamusic 6 лет назад +1

    Im a musician and was booked to do similar gig In highschool gymnasium at noon, for a crowd of kids preparing for a prom. After national anthem played and they stood there holding their hearts, we started playing on stage that wasnt facing the audience. No applause, dead silence. Total nightmare :D but its these experiences that make you stronger and more confident in better circumstances so paying your dues is woth it :)

  • @UngovernableDouche
    @UngovernableDouche 8 лет назад +4

    the roots covering beatnuts in the background?

  • @AnimeIntroStyles4
    @AnimeIntroStyles4 8 лет назад +1

    This is a good one, but somewhere on youtube is a story of his where he was on a boat with a bunch of kids and he bombed so bad, but they were out to sea so he was stuck on the boat and spent the rest of the day trying to hide from the kids on the boat. The way he told that one was priceless!

  • @terpenator93
    @terpenator93 8 лет назад +5

    omg this was funny as fuck hahahah

  • @nacienlos70
    @nacienlos70 5 лет назад

    I play music and the hardest part is to still believe in you when you have a bad night. I think with comedians it is much worse. It takes a special resilience to finally make it. I admire them for this.

  • @theneonpython
    @theneonpython 8 лет назад +39

    1. Patrice O'neal
    2. George Carlin
    3. Bill Burr
    4. Louis C.K.
    5. Dave Chappelle

    • @Poopbagsteve
      @Poopbagsteve 8 лет назад +5

      +off topic Its his top 5. Carlin was a philosopher who happened to do stand up. I don't think he was as funny as the others on the list. Again, my opinion.

    • @theneonpython
      @theneonpython 8 лет назад


      what such a civil and well thought out response!! it kinda revokes your right to have opinion 

    • @theneonpython
      @theneonpython 8 лет назад +1

      off topic now the insult lacked its originality and its light humor transformed into heavy tediousness !! this isn't a battle you can with you right click of your mouse you copy paste bitch

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 8 лет назад +1

      I'd put Bill and Louis over patrice. Patrice had a tremendous amount of raw talent but didn't develop that talent to the level that Louis and Burr have.

    • @ibladesi
      @ibladesi 8 лет назад +1

      +off topic Patrice O'neal is 10x Carlin

  • @BrEaKiNg_Brad
    @BrEaKiNg_Brad 3 года назад

    Thanks, Bill. You are truly inspiring.

  • @RememberPele
    @RememberPele 5 лет назад +14

    Best video on this channel because it has 0 jimmy fallon

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад

    But you're hear now, glad to have you playing at night when I'm doing chores or bored out of my mind.

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 4 года назад +4

    if you ever bomb, Just watch Rob Delaney's stand up on Jimmy Kimmel😬, you will feel a lot better about yourself.

  • @nataliesheets5066
    @nataliesheets5066 8 лет назад +1

    sickly ron howard.. never gets old

  • @akawilly
    @akawilly 8 лет назад +3

    1. Bill Burr
    2. Patrice O'neal
    3. Jim Gaffigan

  • @bkcellularking6772
    @bkcellularking6772 3 года назад

    and now you are the number one comedian of all time. Never give up is what i got out of that! Bill burr, never die and never retire please, for the fans