he translated the german slang 1:1 in english & it just doesn’t sound right at all hahaha. The german slang „was ist das“ is equivalent to „what the hell/wtf (is this/that?)“. But if u translate it 1:1 it’s „what is this“ which sounds kinda wrong in a whole sentence.
@@dvornikovalexei Almost all of his goals in the last two seasons were at Leipzig while the Confederations Cup was two years ago. He’s not a bad player but your argument was shit.
Why is everyone calling him clueless though like I'm positive he knows exactly what he's doing, it just seems to be his kind of humor and honestly I love it, he's hilarious. The broken english makes it even better, of course he's not able to express himself quite like he could in his mother tongue but that really doesn't make him clueless
and the hate is not even accurate , he missed maybe a few chances he normally scores but he also got 25 goals/assists in his first season in england which is actually very good. last person who did it was eden hazard
@@yunfun.8893 he caught people off guard i guess, no one expect he would miss some sitters, but overall he got a decent stat and performance for his first season
@@big_cheesecake His stats aren't good when you take into account played 3,000 minutes of football. You have players like Bale who has played half the minutes and have outscored him. For a striker, he must improve, end of story...just a little over 10 goals is poor for a striker starting every week at a top club. Next season he will be judged
@@reubenrodrigues7962 he lacks the most essential part of being a classic striker (finishing) but that doesn’t change his work ethic on the pitch. He just lacks end product which can be worked on but other than that it’s harsh to call him a flop since he works so hard for his team
I didn’t know how to drive until I saw this video. What a legend Timo is ! He saved my $500 dollar for driving classes by saying only two words. Legend!!!
As a german I have to say going by ferry from calais to Dover was a funny experience 😁 getting beans sausages and i dont know what else at 5 am is kinda funny for us
@@TheSpecialOne-uy3im how can you say it’s a farmers league when Bayern literally bossed the whole of Germany, Europe and the rest of the world last Season😂
@@chidinmaugoji5195 I agree, but with Werner it's a back and forth more...he can absolutely fool her. Shows how good she is in hosting that show! She can basically have chemistry with anyone.
Haters are nothing. This guy makes more in a week than they do in 5 years. I found it funny yesterday how the media only just realised morata gets online hate, its been going on for years. Timos hate only since he went to chelsea
"I love the way he doesn't make ? or knows in ? we hate in German is functioning in English ? not." You don't have to speak German to understand German if you speak English.
@@ktkee7161 i just had a stroke reading that. I said something in the lines of: I love the way he says „or“ after some sentences, in the same sense as „oder“ in german. It just doesn’t work in english. When germans say „or“ after a sentence, they usually mean something like: „right?“ or „is it/isn’t it“
@@vornamenachname2858 I meant as an English person who has learnt zero German I can still make out a lot of the words. Obviously I guessed some wrong. Gras ist grun ja? (Tuchel still says ja when he means yes which is quite amusing)
@@chelseaforever6392 you dont even know german food you probably have only heard about bratwurst and thats it but there are so many very delicious german dishes like spätzle,rouladen or kassler.Hamburger is also a german dish and many more that are only known in there areas and not worldwide
Who else is married to takeaways? 😂
Hi youtube
What the fuck is RUclips doing here?
4th comment below youtube for sale
What the hell
Sup tube
Werner's personality mixed with his german accent and sense of cluelessness is bloody quality
Bruh why is there 1k likes but I’m the first reply
@@blakjjags0697 oh yeah😂😂😂
@@blakjjags0697 mate I’m bloody third it’s a mad one but it’s coming home
No wonder he is clueless in front of the goal.
Quantity over quality
'What's a normal breakfast?'
'Bread'
*GERMAN 100*
Dark bread 100%
I've learnt to never discuss breakfast with Germans at hostels. You simply will not win the argument on whose is best 😂
I eat bread for breakfast and lunch.
deutsches Frühstück ist ja wohl das allerbeste, wie kann man sich morgens Bohnen gönnen alla
@@kirchenmichi echt so
Make Werner and Haaland sit together in one interview, it will be EPIC.
You forgot Thomas Müller
@@Maxp0505 Oh yes , you are Declan "right" 😂
They will when they are both at Chelsea 👀
@@anonymous99923 it's going to be a lot of fun !!
ehh why not
"But i dont cry when I cut them.....because I dont cut them"
That had me dying! 😂😂
@@gghhghhh9742 no he probably just translates the German sentence in English
@@gghhghhh9742 but he said that he doesn't use onions-
He litterally never cut an onion so he wouldn’t know
Reminded me of Gatis Kandis from BGT
I wish Germany played Italy so that Timo could whisper his pasta recipe in their ears
Hahaha
why doesn‘t this have more likes, hahahahah this comment is so funny
They would score him an extra 3 goals
Ketchup-eee?? Mama Mia u Crrazyy-eee!!!!
Italy: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
Wener saying "What is this" is legendary 😂😂
Agree😂
So funny 🤣🤣🤣
Wat is diz 😂😂
Timestamp?
IM DEAD LMFAOOO
“Do people get jealous in the playground”
“No, they dont care”
Hahaha 😂
@@atifkhateeb6957 yessir
Trauma behind that
😂😂😂
Talking about his finishing
“They eat scrambled egg, with ketchup.”
*What is this*
So deliciuos, welcome to Germany
@@loris__ bäh junge
In my head he said it on german lmao if he had said it in german it wouldve been funny af
WAS IST DAS
@@amelomerovic5599 Typisch Jugendsprache HAHAH
wat is dis🤨
It's sad to see all the hate he gets on social media, when he is such a friendly positive person.
He gets all the hate for his footballing skills. Not for being a terrible person
@@Rumiesque ye
@@Rumiesque he is actually good
@@luongnguyengia9316 well i like him. But you know, he's missed a lot
Just a rough season trust me next season he will be godlike
I have never heard such a funny “what is this” in my life.
Jose Mourinho on talkSport Was funnier
he translated the german slang 1:1 in english & it just doesn’t sound right at all hahaha. The german slang „was ist das“ is equivalent to „what the hell/wtf (is this/that?)“. But if u translate it 1:1 it’s „what is this“ which sounds kinda wrong in a whole sentence.
dude 100%. I rewound that 8 times and im crying
It’s not a question, it’s a demand for an explanation lol
timo also sounds funny in german, but anyway you just can love him😂
Timo coming out of his shell is genuinely brilliant 😂
This is him normally
@@TeaSipperTJ hdyk
@@J777__ hes the same in every interview its just his personality
He was never in his shell what u on about
I’m surprised that he’s actually a cool guy
"What's a normal breakfast?"
"Bread"
Als Deutscher hab ich nie was so passend gehört
Why are you so good in englishhhhhhhh
@@Doggomorph because germany has a good education system and everyone here speaks english as well :)
@@sluck42O classssss
@@sluck42O Nicht jeder leider... aber viele thank God
@@sluck42Obruv don’t be out here telling people our educational system is good - we’ve been on a steady decline for decades now 😂
His basketball story was so convincing I actually believed him.
Fr😭😭
Even when he said other players lift him to dunk😭😭😭
Same !!!
@@AmeliaDimoldenberg ur peng
“I poot it through the legs”
Amelia: Do u cry when u cut an onion?
Timo : No
Amelia: thats quite hard
Timo : because I don't cut them
🤣
@YahyathelaDxD welp, u right. i misheard that part, thanks tho
He tried cutting them, but he missed
@@abubakr7767 You think you're funny but you don't
@@kimcarson4219 Chill bruh, i am not serious, i also love him as a chelsea fan
Sounds like some zlatan Ibrahimovic or haaland shit
"Do you often cook pasta and ketchup "
"Yeas"
"That's disgustin"
Why😂😂😂😂😂
Ketchup and Tomato Sauce get along just fine
@@HassanUnluckyFIFA I never denied that brother I just quoted what I found really funny from the interview 👍
him and the ben foster would get on very well
I'm italian and i can say i was thinking about throwing myself out of the window 😊
Sorry for my english 😯
“I like your shoes”
“I like them too”
😂
German humor at its best😂
“I like your shoes”
@@horsthuber482 he wasn't even joking
@@horsthuber482 German honesty.
well I mean it's true so why not say it!? haha.😂
She's just trying too annoy him but he's just putting a smile
Amelias interview style is just a mix of harrassment and making things incredibly awkward.
And its amazing.
@Sinakho Monta don't indulge in doping
It’s English humour, purposely awkward, sarcastic and uncomfortable, you have to live here for a bit to get it. Werner matches it so well lol
Werner defeated her lmao
I don’t even know her and as german but I know that she’s doing it on purpose
3:27 Most proud ,,Yeah“ I‘ve ever heard 😂
😂😂😂
*Y E A H*
😂😂😂😂
This guy is jokes. He doesn't even know it himself lmaooo
You only saying it cause filly said it😂
@@ABhd-kg7qg not like I've watched him kick a corner flag and get injured 🥱
@@medodrama9487 still a cl winner, take this ratio lol
@@rohanvishwanathan9131 your ratio failed my friend
@@uguook but this ratio didnt
Timo is such a funny but somewhat clueless person... mix it with amelia’s sarcasm and I’m expecting confusion all around the gaff
Turned out to be brilliant lol
@@pastymastermind9332 yea wasn’t expecting it lmao
He’s not English if he spoke German he wouldn’t be clueless 🤣
How tf did this get 400 likes? Wow, first time for everything ig
Literally hdhduhduujsja
“Do u cry when u cut an union?” “No” “Thats quite hard” “Cuz i dont cut... em”
Cuz I don't have them
This guy's funny without even knowing it
didn't nab of filly
Aren't they the best?
😂😂
Shut up.
Like w2s
A : Do you never play basketball?
T : Never
A : Can you show me some skills?
T : Sure
💀
I want this confidence u know
Thats how he got his job at chelsea
“What is this?!”
I dieddddd
Her bji
As a German it is so funny to see him just translating German sentences word for word into English even though they don't make sense in English😂
like what?
Like what?
I understand him, even the grammar is maybe not always correct. Just wondering if he did had much English in school?
@@MrsNanaBlue in Germany you learn English for at least 7 years. So based on that and the German "standard", his English is horrible.
Like 1:22 or 2:44
I mean, you can understand what he's trying to say. But the Grammar is just awful😅
"You in the wrong career"
Chelsea: "interesting"
Timo werner: :
40 goals in last 2 seasons. Golden Boot in Confederations Cup. What a trash player
Tbf I think he got affected by Chelsea curse of striker since torres, morata, deigo, higuain were such good strikers before joining Chelsea
@@tommurchuis5464 are you stupid at napoli he was one of the best in the world
@@dvornikovalexei Almost all of his goals in the last two seasons were at Leipzig while the Confederations Cup was two years ago. He’s not a bad player but your argument was shit.
@@tommurchuis5464 this is about him at Napoli because you said he’s always been trash when he hasn’t
Imagine Werner and Håland in Chelsea, they’re conversations would be legendary😂😂😂💙
Their
Well he’s at City now 😂
Ok
Timo: "Scrambled eggs with ketchup. What is this." 😂😂😂😂
what is dis😂😂
lol mason mount did it
What is this? For what? Why?
He's right
I agree 100% with him
His dry sense of humor is quality. He funny AF!
Similar to his compariot, ThoMISS Muller.
@@luyandabuthelezi2269 L
Tbh that's the only sense of humour germans got, helps us to get through this wet days.
I don't think he's trying to be funny tbf, it's either becsuse he's translating into English from German or he's just a bit slow
That's german humor
Why is everyone calling him clueless though like I'm positive he knows exactly what he's doing, it just seems to be his kind of humor and honestly I love it, he's hilarious. The broken english makes it even better, of course he's not able to express himself quite like he could in his mother tongue but that really doesn't make him clueless
exactly this
Seeing Werner’s personality now, I will not tolerate Werner hate any longer😂what an innocent guy
and the hate is not even accurate , he missed maybe a few chances he normally scores but he also got 25 goals/assists in his first season in england which is actually very good. last person who did it was eden hazard
Yup he actually a genuine guy. Love watching him in Chelseafc's videos
Imma be honest he ain't good enough for what he has been hyped up to be but he is a great personality.
I hope he improves next season.
@@yunfun.8893 he caught people off guard i guess, no one expect he would miss some sitters, but overall he got a decent stat and performance for his first season
@@big_cheesecake His stats aren't good when you take into account played 3,000 minutes of football.
You have players like Bale who has played half the minutes and have outscored him.
For a striker, he must improve, end of story...just a little over 10 goals is poor for a striker starting every week at a top club.
Next season he will be judged
Timo Abi wieder mit seinen Englisch Skills unterwegs!
Der Kommentar den ich gesucht hab
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
😂😂
Die hälfte der Kommentare sind vom Volk der Wuseligen
😂😂
1:58 Werner arguing with Tuchel when he misses a sitter
Good one 😂😂😂
I may not support Chelsea but I’m a massive fan of Timo. He is so funny & seems really sweet for a footballer.
But how did manage to break him he was crazy good in the Bundesliga but suddenly we bring here to Chelsea n he is a flop 🤦
@@reubenrodrigues7962 he always missed a lot of chances there though but he’s off confidence too
@@reubenrodrigues7962 he lacks the most essential part of being a classic striker (finishing) but that doesn’t change his work ethic on the pitch. He just lacks end product which can be worked on but other than that it’s harsh to call him a flop since he works so hard for his team
@@reubenrodrigues7962 he’ll be back next year dw
Same, I love timo and Im not a Chelsea fan, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy and that to me goes a long way
"what's a normal breakfast?"
"bread."
😂😭
And cheese 😂
It is
It is
Welcome to germany my friend
Bread👍
Werner with his cluelessness + German accent + his own personality + language barrier is a joy to watch lmao
He’s such a sound guy, I feel bad making Werner jokes now
i thought exactly the same😂😂😂😂
Me too
You need to get a job first
@@lfckaran obviously
Me too
Timo has strong opinions on egg with ketchup. His face and tone when he said “Eggs with ketchup, what is this??”
And when she calls his pasta disgusting he clearly disagreed :'D
Well, I love English food but British breakfast (scrambled eggs, ketchup and beans, horrid sausages) is just disgusting.
@@viniciusmagnoni6492 why did i laugh so hard
@@vulxh IDK, but I'm glad you did.
I read that with Mourinho's accent for some reason: "wat is dis"
I didn’t know how to drive until I saw this video. What a legend Timo is ! He saved my $500 dollar for driving classes by saying only two words.
Legend!!!
Timo: I want a normal breakfast.
Amelia: What's a normal breakfast?
"Timo: Bread.....and cheese, or something.."
He isnt wrong tho atleast better than "eggs with ketchup"
@@jamala.799 Who tf eats that?😂
@@lilanerpfirsich6929 people from England
@@jamala.799 Both eggs n pasta with ketchup are completely fine man lowe it🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
As a german I have to say going by ferry from calais to Dover was a funny experience 😁 getting beans sausages and i dont know what else at 5 am is kinda funny for us
any driving tips:
the right is throttle, the left is brake
we cant beat this guy 😭😭
And stearing
Timo: yeah you can spin it left and right😭😭
I wish someone should ask this to Erling Haaland !!
I’ve rewinded over the “what is this” probably 40 times
SAME.
Glad I'm not the only one
Timo’s like that new kid in school that everyone loves 😂
@@shivashiva1152 He is not stupid wtf are you talking about?
@@shivashiva1152 it seem like you
@@shivashiva1152 nope u just killed the vibe👎
Amelia: Were the other kids jealus of you in the playground for being good at rubics cube?
Timo: No
Amelia: Why?
Timo: They not care😂
They say “dream car” like he’s not on £270,000 a week😂😂
😂😂🤣
Lol the laferrari is about £1. 15m. He could definitely afford it. Even after 40% tax and shit.
@@mrtoad1408 nah to buy a laf in Ik it’s 2.25
I thought their salary is after tax, no?
he gets 170k
Amelia: I love your shoes
Timo: I love them too🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a fellow German I fucking love Werner, just imagine if he brought his form over from the Bundesliga 😔
Bundesliga is a farmers thats why he didnt
@@TheSpecialOne-uy3im far from a farmers league. 2nd best league itw
@@TheSpecialOne-uy3im that's why we have 4 WC
@@TheSpecialOne-uy3im how can you say it’s a farmers league when Bayern literally bossed the whole of Germany, Europe and the rest of the world last Season😂
As a Chelsea fan he will !! He tried a little to hard in his first year, Tuchel will settle him down and he will be on fire
"So its like a failed carbonara"
"Yes!... noooo"
This man is jokes xD
These two have some dumb chemistry going on!
Hahahahahah LMAO
Lol you'll think the same for Giroud if you've seen that episode
@@chidinmaugoji5195 I agree, but with Werner it's a back and forth more...he can absolutely fool her. Shows how good she is in hosting that show! She can basically have chemistry with anyone.
“Right is ze throttle left is ze break” bro timo werner is one of the funniest people I’ve seen 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The English team mate who eats eggs n ketchup is Mason Mount 😂😂
saw from lingard's video, right? hahaha
its not just 1. alot of english people do it
I eat ketchup with eggs it's good
@@hello_itsrozy yea me too it's amazing
Nooooo.. ketchup + egg = the bads
Timo is so personable😂
I like this guy and hate everyone how hates him.
Dont make Auge 👁
i love him and find him funny because everyone starts to making fun of him on pitch 🤣
Seems a great bloke but he’s been a little annoying on the pitch with his finishing. Hoping he gets it right next year
@@Tom-qb1rj he should. he's been on the bench for the last caps so he need to start worry about himself
Don't make Auge hahahha 😂 das hat mich gekillt
Haters are nothing. This guy makes more in a week than they do in 5 years. I found it funny yesterday how the media only just realised morata gets online hate, its been going on for years. Timos hate only since he went to chelsea
Werner deserves a Netflix special with Amelia😂
Yes please. He's already get so many fans after this video lol
Amelia doesn’t deserve the clout, she even got a Son feature what the fuck
FOR REALLLLLLL
and he can still speak better english than harry kane
ur not funny nathan
Ur not funny Yusuf
@@mrdude1 Yousuf
@@yousufdeutschland1355 Joško
@@YusufAli-xv8ni Nathan is funny tho
Ich liebe es wie er nach manchen Sätzen „or“ sagt, im selben Sinn wie „oder“ auf deutsch, es funktioniert auf englisch halt nicht 😂
😆😆😆😆😆
Habe ich früher auch gemacht bis mir gesagt wurde das man "right ?" sagt 😅
"I love the way he doesn't make ? or knows in ? we hate in German is functioning in English ? not." You don't have to speak German to understand German if you speak English.
@@ktkee7161 i just had a stroke reading that.
I said something in the lines of: I love the way he says „or“ after some sentences, in the same sense as „oder“ in german. It just doesn’t work in english. When germans say „or“ after a sentence, they usually mean something like: „right?“ or „is it/isn’t it“
@@vornamenachname2858 I meant as an English person who has learnt zero German I can still make out a lot of the words. Obviously I guessed some wrong. Gras ist grun ja? (Tuchel still says ja when he means yes which is quite amusing)
Das Lied geht jetzt anders:
"Timo Werner ist ein ....witziger Typ!?".
This is going to be one quality collab I can tell already 🤣
“What’s a normal breakfast ?”
“Bread”
It is in Germany :D
😂😂 damn but we have good bread and stuff
Yeah I watched the video too
"What's normal breakfast?"
"Bread "
The most German thing ever
Timo is such a funny guy. He just seems like he's always just slightly confused or chaotic.
4:22 „No I don’t like danger but it makes fun I think“ LMAO TIMO YOUR GERMAN IS SHOWING
BRUH😂😂😂
Es macht Spaß ja
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Do you have any tips for me for driving?"
"Right is the throttle, left is break, wheel you can use to turn left and right"
This guy kills me...🤣🤣🤣
Never did I think Id see an English and German arguing about food
german food is the best after italian
@@fabioruhe6891 thats cap
@@fabioruhe6891 no it’s not
Im german and gotta admit the only food worse than german food is english
@@chelseaforever6392 you dont even know german food you probably have only heard about bratwurst and thats it but there are so many very delicious german dishes like spätzle,rouladen or kassler.Hamburger is also a german dish and many more that are only known in there areas and not worldwide
This guy just says random stuff and is so funny
"Do you have to cut an onion?"
"No I don't have to because it is not in my food.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Timo is funny and intelligent, such a happy soul.
Timo actually managed to match Amelia lol
Bernardo silva is another one
Werner is too funny man 🤣🤣
he may be missing in front of goal but he ain't missing with his jokes
This guy is hilarious😂 and it makes it even funnier that he doesnt even realise
I was crying of laughter when timo made her look like a fool on the rubix cube
Did he literally do it.
@@saraelmi875 yep
Nag it was edited can’t you tell they skipped it to where it was done
@@younes-lk5dd No ahaha, its a cut, also seeing how the story was fake...
@@jeao7115 yh ik I just realised
"So you've never played Basketball!?!"
"Never"
"Can you show me some skills?"
"Yeah sure"
‘I just want a normal breakfast’
‘A German breakfast?’
‘No, a normal breakfast’
A normal breakfast like-‘
‘Like bread
‘Cheese’
"Bread is bread and cheese and cheese" - A cult legend
@@andrewkrehovetskyy4254 the man knows what he wants, whether he or us even know what he wants
@@oun7es unfortunately, one of those wants clearly doesn't include staying onside smh
It's for sure more normal than scrambled egg with ketchup
To bring the ketchup in again, my mother and I like to do ketchup on our cheese sandwich.😂
I actually searched up Timo Werner basketball highlights as he was talking, that's how convincing it was.
He has the personality od Thomas Tuchel. I guess that's why he got his place in the team. You just cannot hate him
He’s a great guy, always happy and keeps his head up, 27g/a in his first season, next year he will score more, Turbo Timo
6 premier league goals absolut crap👎🏾
@@Ahmedrf9 you definitely don't watch games and see his impact. Creating space with his runs
@@Ahmedrf9 28 for Leipzig
@@Ahmedrf9 pipe down. He also has 8 assists not all about goals he created too
@@ctrlaltdeligt Against shit opposition, if he was good he would be starting for Germany instead Gnabry plays as a false 9 stfu
Why isn't anyone talking about the guy solving the cube with his eyes closed. That's impressive AF.
There was a cut hahaha he didn’t do it😂
But its really not that hard if you know how to do it
@@patrickstar4606 obviously
@@patrickstar4606 bro what😂
@@guccicrocs6061 He means the algorithm
Even as a United fan I want Werner to do well this season because he’s such a likeable guy
I could listen to Timo speak all day😭 he baffles but he makes sense and his wording is so interesting HAHAH
He thinks in german, thats why 😅😂
He’s so unintentionally funny it’s so jokes🤣
I am genuinely surprised at his ability to solve a Rubik's cube with his eyes closed. Really a man full of surprises, gotta love him 😂
We need another episode of this
This was too funny😂😂😂
i love his accent 😂
Came out 11 days ago
Interviewer: you're in the wrong career
Timo: yeah, true.
lmfaooo
1:55 Werner Being Werner
Timo is the sweetest soul😭
The duo I didn’t know I needed 😂, Werner is a joker
We need a part 2
He’s seems so kind, I hope he starts scoring more often after seeing this, such a nice person.
He's so sincere lol literally the worst person to try and lie
I just love him so much, and he's literally funny AF and he doesn't know that
I already laugh so hard when “i love your shoes”, “i love them too”😂😂😂😂
This is the guy the whole of England’s been bullying the whole season 😂
feel bad now lol
he’s so nice lmao
He's not bothered, he's a CL winner 😂😂
Regarding of his form in the premier league, the guy is very funny and even keeps the vibs up.
Love you Werner.
“What is this?” Had me dying 😂😂
This man is way too cute and humble we don't deserve him 😭🥺
This guys charisma and his cluelessness makes him a legend🤣🤣🤣
I expected him to say "because I'm German" at any time
I need Timo Werner as a friend. Man is funny and he doesn’t even know it
2:55 literally me when anything doesn’t go my way
Trust when I say next season is his season.
He's shit keep deluding yourself
@@Ahmedrf9 look at his bundesliga seasons and tell me that
100%
@@Ahmedrf9 Ahmed your sat at home righting this while he is winning the champions league
@@tobymarks9211 TOBY MARKS UNA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭