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Its actually a proven torture method to use flickering light it makes most people tense Which leads to emotional instability. So yeah I can handle it but it does bug me to.
I've dated, but if i can't connect on an intellectual level i lose interest immediately, so no gorgeous idiots in my dating life. Dated some gorgeous women tho.
My friend had a crush on a guy who was very attractive. Then I talked to him one day and Duh duh duh fell out his mouth. He was just soooo...not intelligent. I was...stunned.
They are required 😭 Bush's policy introduced "No Child Left Behind" which literally translated into graduating kids that were way behind and playing constant catch up.
@@micahclark4092 free education was meant to prevent idiots. It started with France because Napoleon wanted the cream of the crop. Bush’s policy has now made it so free education doesn’t prevent idiots.
@@godzillatoons3947 Definitely. There's an educational leadership power vacuum and a constant teacher shortage due to low funding and increasing volumes of unprepared kids, dragging their own lessons behind.
Honestly feel kind of bad for the dude who was like constantly getting interested in things but then quickly moving on to the next one sounds like he had a severe case of undiagnosed ADD / ADHD
I realised my ex was out of it when I started to say please stop talking I can't do stupid everyday. He was not even offended. Everything was way over his head. It is unreal that these people are walking around like this. No common sense. A real turn off. These people actually get married, have children, drive and work. So be it at a low standard but they actually survive on this planet. I guess anyone can survive life.
European here. My ex in a different life thought it was weird that Israel is in the Eurovision Song Contest, because Israel is in Africa. I lived in a big city at the time and he was fascinated that people could live in the central parts of the city. He didn't know you could do that. I guess he thought it was only for businesses.
My husband used to work in a bakery with a guy who was tasked with putting the best use by date on the tag of a loaf of bread...instead of the 3rd of the next month he put the 34th of the current month...because, you know, that's a thing apparently...
The story near the end about the guy being unable to poop upset me. He’s not a moron. Poop anxiety (that’s not the real name of the condition I think) is real condition. Dude couldn’t help it
I wonder if the person not able to figure out what "a third" means has severe dyscalculia. It's a pity that we don't test children early for conditions like that.
My ex fiancée came in the kitchen while im filling devilled eggs and he stole one and said "i always wondered how boiling eggs makes them so soft." And i laughed so hard....he didnt know you have to peel boiled eggs
We took my daughter to Sesame Place in Pennsylvania. We live about 1 1/2 hour away. My daughter was maybe 2. We were driving home and stopped at a grocery store and he asked how long it would take us to get to Pennsylvania. We didn’t last too long after that.
I was training a guy (in his 20s), who clearly had attention deficit issues, but he was quite smooth-brained! He was highly attractive. All I thought was, there are gonna be plenty of girls, and they are gonna wonder this very same question! Or it’s gonna be Britney & Kevy from “Dharia”!
My dad will hear stories and say they happened to him. I don't know if that makes you unintelligent or a liar. After the movie Titanic came out so many people I knew claimed to have a relative on the ship. Also met several people who claim to be descended from Cherokee princesses.
Cactus produce branches \ propagate by cloneing so how to tell is if a second cactus begins to grow off the original cactus. Ball cactus dont bloom flowers they change colors so those ball cactus with flowers are faked sometimes even real cactus and glued on fake flower. There are varieties of cactus that do flower but not ball cactus etc but all grow additional cacti on themselves if real.
The one with orange color was technically true, I read some years ago.. apparently colors don't exist, it's just our brains presenting objects to us this way. The colors are just different wavelengths of light. Also explains why dogs see less colors, I think they can't see red (correct me if it's another one of the basic colors) and also birds see a much bigger spectrum of colors than we do.
What we perceive as colour is how our brains perceive the information from the cones in our eyes. Dogs have bichromatic vision: their cones perceive yellow and blue light. Red is imperceptible to them. You are correct for some birds-kestrels can see UV light and the urine of their prey is fluorescent. Colour is very important in the bird world as diurnal birds use it to identify species and some male birds use their colour as part of a courtship ritual to attract mates.
Right but his argument was only that specifically orange doesn't exist because you can create it by mixing two other colours, which weren't even the right colours to make orange. So he's forgotten the difference between primary, secondary and tertiary colours. I.e. only primary colours cannot be made by mixing other colours.and didn't even correctly identify what those colours are to create orange. So no he doesn't get a technically pass on this one.
My friend, J, and I were both trying to get with a gal, who you need to know for this story, is black. I'm an atheist, but she's deeply religious, so J decides to sway her by joining a religious group of his own. Now I don't know if the groups's really religious or not, but neither she nor I were best pleased when he showed us his bonafide paid-for certificate of welcome to the brotherhood of the Klu Klux Klan.
We bought roasted chestnuts off the market (it was around Christmas, and we lived in Germany at the time.) and he ate them, shell and all. Bc he thought that's how you ate them. *sighs* Not the dumbest thing he's ever done, but the one that sticks out the most to me. I thought everyone knew you didn't eat nut shells...
Depending on when she decide to make some hamburger helper, if she could just been dead, tired, sometimes when you’re fat out of it, you make the dumbest mistakes or end up, asking the most stupid questions. Just ask my mother, there’s a story that goes that she nearly put orange juice on cereal. Also depends on what grade she’s teaching in with subject, some ages are highly taxing, and it’s not just the children. Ask for myself, day two morons of high school. One of me solely for my brain, attempted to get a feeling great in the class so he’d been the same class with me. Until I had to help him with mapping up the circulatory pattern of blood through the heart the second guy I down for a different reason, both were much older than me, if you know me, you know I went to my stay at school for the blind and we had kids up to the age of about 22 or 23 there, I was just a teenager. Second guy because he wanted me to get into smoking weed. Thanks to my best friend elementary school. The things I swore up the time I was about seven years old, first grade for the Americans in the room, was smoking. It doesn’t hurt the cause that my lungs are mildly screwed from congestive heart failure due to a congenital valve defect. There are other reasons, that was the big one. I have many more stories at least two and I quote men, more like overgrown boys, what I’ve said here should be enough to give you a rough drawing of the creatures I was dealing with.
For military strategies we probably need every level of intelligence to survive as a species back when we evolved. Narcissists would have been helpful, low level intelligence has it worth.
@@theakiwar9118 There is no year 0. When it comes to dates we start counting from one. That's why it's the first of the month not the zero of the month ect. So entering the year 2000 was technically 1999 years of CE not 2000 like it would have been had we actually started counting from 0. It just goes directly from 1 BCE to 1CE. Which isn't how number lines usually work but it does in this case.
@@theakiwar9118 Nah, you just didn't know. Like I said it's not how number lines usually work. You are able to understand the explanation of why and adjust so clearly not stupid at all.
The one who found the class about learning, to be fair, my brother nearly failed a class on research methods, it had nothing to do with the instructor, who I subsequently had some years later for an African history class, and everything to do with the subject matter, It’s a little like trying to dress and over done piece of meat, there’s only so much you can do with it.
Three tmes I realized my ex-husband was an idiot. Please remember this man has five degrees scientific principles. #1She thought new England was a state. I fought on this for 45 minutes have you ever tried to negative. I finally got so pissed I went back to our bedroom and laid down Then it clicked in my head. I went to the office and asked him do you think Newland England is a state because they have a football team his answer yes. #2He went to 4 different universities And got 2°At 1 of those. He was working in New York and called me up and asked me did you know Carnegie Mellon is an ivy league school. I said yes of course, we're from Pittsburgh everybody knows it is. That's when I realize what I thought was a stretgic his part to go to a better school to get his next two turned out he had no damn clue. This is also when I realize he had absolutely no plan whatsoever. #2 He went to New York for 4 years to work for a startup so he could have a cool title. He actually is extremely intelligent and has The ability to achieve a lot in the scientific community. But He dosn't get along get along people. They kept paying him every 5Or 6 months Because didn't have the money and they have to shuffle it around from other companies. Yeah I know this is bad I tried to warn him he didn't listen to me. By the end of the time he worked there he worked there 4 years got paid for 2 . He' was on the east. coast we live in the midwest we saw him twice a year this includes his 5 sons. Yes my advice I told him he's on the east coast Put your resume out they've got a university that you love to work with and you get lab with or With a company. He said he think about it. He decided go on with his own plan B, fist fighters boss in a hallway. He was 54 by the way at the time. Hear some bonus material , When he came home I guess deciding to have a midlife crisis to the 10th °He drank box wine 247 And kept asking if they wanted to take it outside. They were all 17 and above ,, They could have beat his ass easybeats and seconds. He spent the whole time trying to hurt my feelings, He just didn't realize I didn't care anymore. I had seen his life choices and it were not good.1 of the ways he did this was to inform me that he had 1 night stand, I said I'm not shocked I have seen your work and your life choices I kind of figured on that. Yet the shock was still coming. I kept it to myself but my he decided to tell our sons to get the mad. I had to stand between them from beating their dad unconscious. I finally said the only thing I could think of to stop them was the most ridiculous part of this "it was a 1 night stand with the 76 year-old grandmaone of my son's pointed out isn't that the same age as his mom. I said yes. My son said "you just really need to take that Oedipus complex all the way around didn't you" He asked for a sister wife By the way we have been married over 20 some years. I couldn't stop laughing over that one. Yeah but she needs another woman mad at you. At 7:00 AM He wakes me up to ask me if I want anything from the grocery store , I know damn well is going to go get his box of wine.. He is stone cold sober. He looks at me and says "ll always knew I was going to have to leave you Cause I'm like just Joseph You're like you're like Mary Joseph Middle middle middle son I won't say his name is like Jesus. still don't know what the hell that mean. Again was it going to tell any of them but he wouldn't stop referring to him as Jesus , He came and asked me why is dad call me Jesus And I had to explain it. Any questions on why he's my ex. and if you think he got better no he did not. Last November He told my youngest son that his soul has spoken to his grandmother on the othera side and she wanted him to have them come live with him o raise them (They're all 21 and over And don't live with me.) and I was gonna kill them all in the middle of the night. Fun fact His mother isn't dead , He's talking to my deceased mother who died 5 years before I ever met him. I also can 100% tell you he's not talking about my mom. My mom did not suffer fools lately She would cut a bitch and now and a pair of pearls. If you put your hands on 1 of her children or grand children She mess you up but her makeup would still be perfect. Oh yeah the last night we iived together he punched me, then backed off really fast cause he just remembered I was the better fighter.. He also slapped Jesus. How he is alive I don't know. Yes, I am quite aware I do not see red flags. I haven't spoken to him or answered a text in 8 years and he still thinks I want to get back together with him. I think he just gone full on delusional. That's the only answer I have.
So I went on a date, and for some odd reason I thought that it would be impressive to go to a really nice restaurant. So my day looks at the menu, and says after a second "I know exactly what I want yyuuuuummm". The way to come to the table and ask what we would like and she says "I'll have the Fill-let Mig-non" then proceeds to ask if that's chicken or beef I can only assume she just picked the most expensive thing on the menu because she had no idea what it was 😂
Wait, half a freaking minute you were telling me that some girlfriend of one of these kilometers, did not, for a fact, know that a World War II had happened that was the second? Granted it had more justified reason for being started a.k.a. Adolf Hitler concentration camps that didn’t just include Jews. Were the majority? Yes, yes, and I’ve said it on other videos, I too would have been thrown into a concentration camp. See anything on action key for and you will understand why, or just read this comment, since my profound blindness makes it so I have to dictate all my comments, my phone typing speed is roughly that of a snail 8:479:15
kinda disappointed this narrator is AI. i always assumed it was a real person but after mispronouncing “pregnant” twice in 2 different ways, it’s obvious
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When he insisted on paying a traffic ticket that was just cancelled….the judge and prosecutor looked at each other then the judge agreed.
That's what Stupid Tax is for.😂
why tf did he even go to court then???
@@geman741 he was/is an idiot.
I not only dated but married a completely and utter bafoon.
Because she decided to marry a dude like me. What a weirdo.
😂
LOL! I feel the same way about my husband, its his fault he married me so he deserves it!
In high school my friend truly believed you couldn’t get pregnant on her first time… 🤦♂️ …she did.
Oof
Karma's a b!tch ! 🗣️
Sorry for that, but I do feel bad for her..
I sadly have met way to many women that thought that 😒
The lady assaulting the lightbulb is my spirit animal. I do not understand how people can tolerate the flicker.
I am able to tolerate the flicker, and I don't actually know why.
Its actually a proven torture method to use flickering light it makes most people tense
Which leads to emotional instability.
So yeah I can handle it but it does bug me to.
"we've all dated a gorgeous idiot"
Bold of you to assume I've dated anyone at all
Very bold 😔
I've dated, but if i can't connect on an intellectual level i lose interest immediately, so no gorgeous idiots in my dating life. Dated some gorgeous women tho.
My friend had a crush on a guy who was very attractive. Then I talked to him one day and Duh duh duh fell out his mouth.
He was just soooo...not intelligent.
I was...stunned.
Some of these people make me wonder why teachers even round up grades to passing in the first place.
To get rid of the students and make them not their responsibility anymore😂
They are required 😭 Bush's policy introduced "No Child Left Behind" which literally translated into graduating kids that were way behind and playing constant catch up.
@@micahclark4092 free education was meant to prevent idiots. It started with France because Napoleon wanted the cream of the crop. Bush’s policy has now made it so free education doesn’t prevent idiots.
@@godzillatoons3947 Definitely. There's an educational leadership power vacuum and a constant teacher shortage due to low funding and increasing volumes of unprepared kids, dragging their own lessons behind.
Honestly feel kind of bad for the dude who was like constantly getting interested in things but then quickly moving on to the next one sounds like he had a severe case of undiagnosed ADD / ADHD
Well, "place" is a noun. And a verb. Anyway, I'd allow it and still be gobsmacked.
I realised my ex was out of it when I started to say please stop talking I can't do stupid everyday. He was not even offended. Everything was way over his head. It is unreal that these people are walking around like this. No common sense. A real turn off. These people actually get married, have children, drive and work. So be it at a low standard but they actually survive on this planet. I guess anyone can survive life.
European here.
My ex in a different life thought it was weird that Israel is in the Eurovision Song Contest, because Israel is in Africa. I lived in a big city at the time and he was fascinated that people could live in the central parts of the city. He didn't know you could do that. I guess he thought it was only for businesses.
Tbf it is weird Israel is in the competition
>Israel is in Africa
That's a new one, it's completely, and objectively wrong though.
Israel might not be in Africa (or Europe), but I mean Australia participates in Eurovision too so...
My husband used to work in a bakery with a guy who was tasked with putting the best use by date on the tag of a loaf of bread...instead of the 3rd of the next month he put the 34th of the current month...because, you know, that's a thing apparently...
"When he joined the Klan while dating me. I'm not white." Plot twist: neither was he.
The story near the end about the guy being unable to poop upset me. He’s not a moron. Poop anxiety (that’s not the real name of the condition I think) is real condition. Dude couldn’t help it
Coprophobia, also known as Scatophobia.
@@PaperMarioFan64 Thank you
They vote, and that creates problems.
What a wild ride through unforgettable moments! It’s hilarious and shocking how these realizations can change your view of someone
5:45 maybe you can make one with gear like wheels that close the food when rolling it
I wonder if the person not able to figure out what "a third" means has severe dyscalculia. It's a pity that we don't test children early for conditions like that.
When I proposed and he said yes. 25 years later and he's still putting up with my ship... Yeah gotta love this dude....❤
I've heard many of these things from people who had an altered mental state. Usually alcohol but grass or mushrooms are also on the list.
She said 12 years in a decade, she must have gotten caught up in the fact that there are 12 months in a year😂😂
Lmfao my first thought when I heard that in the vid was that she got confused with dozens 😭
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3 minutes in and I AM afraid. 😢 I am too old to make babies now and I intentionally had no children.😶
5:30 I believe there are plastic rolling pins that you can fill with water, freeze them and use.them like that.
My ex fiancée came in the kitchen while im filling devilled eggs and he stole one and said "i always wondered how boiling eggs makes them so soft." And i laughed so hard....he didnt know you have to peel boiled eggs
7:10 PREGANANANT??
For some people. I thought they were joking.
We took my daughter to Sesame Place in Pennsylvania. We live about 1 1/2 hour away. My daughter was maybe 2. We were driving home and stopped at a grocery store and he asked how long it would take us to get to Pennsylvania. We didn’t last too long after that.
These are the people that Bill Engvall would put signs on.
I was training a guy (in his 20s), who clearly had attention deficit issues, but he was quite smooth-brained! He was highly attractive. All I thought was, there are gonna be plenty of girls, and they are gonna wonder this very same question! Or it’s gonna be Britney & Kevy from “Dharia”!
the honest answers these people are giving has made my IQ drop a tad lol 🤣🤣🤣
When she couldn't assist our money with his second grade math homework
Ah yes
We love assisting money
They really do need to know how to count 😔
13mins how did she not recognise that he was thoroughly on the spectrum?
When he says "that's a dove" at 16:45 he sounds like the narrator for Kurzgesagt
My friend told his friend "I'm getting my car fixed at the mechanic" so his friend was like "Are you going to take yoUR cAR?"
7:16 gregnant
I was the streetlight-moon-girl one time. Turns out I needed new glasses.
19:22 lmao, that’s definitely my favorite.
5:30 At least in the '50s they had hollow glass rolling pins to fill with ice.
My dad will hear stories and say they happened to him. I don't know if that makes you unintelligent or a liar. After the movie Titanic came out so many people I knew claimed to have a relative on the ship. Also met several people who claim to be descended from Cherokee princesses.
Cactus produce branches \ propagate by cloneing so how to tell is if a second cactus begins to grow off the original cactus.
Ball cactus dont bloom flowers they change colors so those ball cactus with flowers are faked sometimes even real cactus and glued on fake flower. There are varieties of cactus that do flower but not ball cactus etc but all grow additional cacti on themselves if real.
Two words: face palm 🤦🏼♀️ 😂😂
#48 is an actual anxiety and a psychological disorder, not stupidity
You can't even say breast-feeding? wow, youtube is whack
agreed, its not freaking chest feeding!
06:30 Acutally, orange on screens is just a lighter shade of brown🤓
#46 that waiter is still telling that story
Lol. I’ve pulled the Halloween is on Friday the thirteenth on people several times.
The one with orange color was technically true, I read some years ago.. apparently colors don't exist, it's just our brains presenting objects to us this way. The colors are just different wavelengths of light. Also explains why dogs see less colors, I think they can't see red (correct me if it's another one of the basic colors) and also birds see a much bigger spectrum of colors than we do.
What we perceive as colour is how our brains perceive the information from the cones in our eyes. Dogs have bichromatic vision: their cones perceive yellow and blue light. Red is imperceptible to them. You are correct for some birds-kestrels can see UV light and the urine of their prey is fluorescent. Colour is very important in the bird world as diurnal birds use it to identify species and some male birds use their colour as part of a courtship ritual to attract mates.
Right but his argument was only that specifically orange doesn't exist because you can create it by mixing two other colours, which weren't even the right colours to make orange. So he's forgotten the difference between primary, secondary and tertiary colours. I.e. only primary colours cannot be made by mixing other colours.and didn't even correctly identify what those colours are to create orange.
So no he doesn't get a technically pass on this one.
1:43 you shouldn’t put pop tarts in a pop up toaster as it may cause malfunction
20:25 look, not everyone is good at fractions and the dude could have just told her. Fractions is even harder when you have to do it in your head
Reminds me of Brian Griffin and Jillian. 😆
Story 18: sounds like she learnt about north from City Slickers
My friend, J, and I were both trying to get with a gal, who you need to know for this story, is black.
I'm an atheist, but she's deeply religious, so J decides to sway her by joining a religious group of his own.
Now I don't know if the groups's really religious or not, but neither she nor I were best pleased when he showed us his bonafide paid-for certificate of welcome to the brotherhood of the Klu Klux Klan.
My adult bro believes 3:25 is a quarter after 3.. 😂😂😂💙💙💙
An egg laying bear. 😭
We bought roasted chestnuts off the market (it was around Christmas, and we lived in Germany at the time.) and he ate them, shell and all. Bc he thought that's how you ate them. *sighs* Not the dumbest thing he's ever done, but the one that sticks out the most to me. I thought everyone knew you didn't eat nut shells...
About a week after the wedding.
These stories.. wow
Depending on when she decide to make some hamburger helper, if she could just been dead, tired, sometimes when you’re fat out of it, you make the dumbest mistakes or end up, asking the most stupid questions. Just ask my mother, there’s a story that goes that she nearly put orange juice on cereal. Also depends on what grade she’s teaching in with subject, some ages are highly taxing, and it’s not just the children. Ask for myself, day two morons of high school. One of me solely for my brain, attempted to get a feeling great in the class so he’d been the same class with me. Until I had to help him with mapping up the circulatory pattern of blood through the heart the second guy I down for a different reason, both were much older than me, if you know me, you know I went to my stay at school for the blind and we had kids up to the age of about 22 or 23 there, I was just a teenager. Second guy because he wanted me to get into smoking weed. Thanks to my best friend elementary school. The things I swore up the time I was about seven years old, first grade for the Americans in the room, was smoking. It doesn’t hurt the cause that my lungs are mildly screwed from congestive heart failure due to a congenital valve defect. There are other reasons, that was the big one. I have many more stories at least two and I quote men, more like overgrown boys, what I’ve said here should be enough to give you a rough drawing of the creatures I was dealing with.
For military strategies we probably need every level of intelligence to survive as a species back when we evolved. Narcissists would have been helpful, low level intelligence has it worth.
When she spelled 'drawer' as "joor"
My husband, who claimed to have an IQ of 180, could not understand that the new millenium began in 2001 and not 2000.
That doesn’t mathematically make sense if we count year 0 BCE. The new millennium by all accounts starts at 2000.
@@theakiwar9118 Google it. The new millenium began on Jan 1, 2001. It was exhausting trying to explain this to my husband. I'm not doing it again.
@@theakiwar9118 There is no year 0. When it comes to dates we start counting from one. That's why it's the first of the month not the zero of the month ect.
So entering the year 2000 was technically 1999 years of CE not 2000 like it would have been had we actually started counting from 0. It just goes directly from 1 BCE to 1CE. Which isn't how number lines usually work but it does in this case.
@@shadenox8164 okay that explains it. I feel stupid now
@@theakiwar9118 Nah, you just didn't know. Like I said it's not how number lines usually work. You are able to understand the explanation of why and adjust so clearly not stupid at all.
The one who found the class about learning, to be fair, my brother nearly failed a class on research methods, it had nothing to do with the instructor, who I subsequently had some years later for an African history class, and everything to do with the subject matter, It’s a little like trying to dress and over done piece of meat, there’s only so much you can do with it.
The cluelessness in these stories is unreal. It reminds me of a guy who believed Spain was in Mexico. Lol!
Based on these storíes, it's a wonder the human species has survived this long.
Ya there are always people willing to carry these low level people.
Three tmes I realized my ex-husband was an idiot. Please remember this man has five degrees scientific principles.
#1She thought new England was a state. I fought on this for 45 minutes have you ever tried to negative. I finally got so pissed I went back to our bedroom and laid down Then it clicked in my head. I went to the office and asked him do you think Newland England is a state because they have a football team his answer yes.
#2He went to 4 different universities And got 2°At 1 of those. He was working in New York and called me up and asked me did you know Carnegie Mellon is an ivy league school. I said yes of course, we're from Pittsburgh everybody knows it is. That's when I realize what I thought was a stretgic his part to go to a better school to get his next two turned out he had no damn clue. This is also when I realize he had absolutely no plan whatsoever.
#2 He went to New York for 4 years to work for a startup so he could have a cool title. He actually is extremely intelligent and has The ability to achieve a lot in the scientific community. But He dosn't get along get along people. They kept paying him every 5Or 6 months Because didn't have the money and they have to shuffle it around from other companies. Yeah I know this is bad I tried to warn him he didn't listen to me. By the end of the time he worked there he worked there 4 years got paid for 2 . He' was on the east. coast we live in the midwest we saw him twice a year this includes his 5 sons. Yes my advice I told him he's on the east coast Put your resume out they've got a university that you love to work with and you get lab with or With a company. He said he think about it. He decided go on with his own plan B, fist fighters boss in a hallway. He was 54 by the way at the time.
Hear some bonus material , When he came home I guess deciding to have a midlife crisis to the 10th °He drank box wine 247 And kept asking if they wanted to take it outside. They were all 17 and above ,, They could have beat his ass easybeats and seconds.
He spent the whole time trying to hurt my feelings, He just didn't realize I didn't care anymore. I had seen his life choices and it were not good.1 of the ways he did this was to inform me that he had 1 night stand, I said I'm not shocked I have seen your work and your life choices I kind of figured on that. Yet the shock was still coming. I kept it to myself but my he decided to tell our sons to get the mad. I had to stand between them from beating their dad unconscious. I finally said the only thing I could think of to stop them was the most ridiculous part of this "it was a 1 night stand with the 76 year-old grandmaone of my son's pointed out isn't that the same age as his mom. I said yes. My son said "you just really need to take that Oedipus complex all the way around didn't you" He asked for a sister wife By the way we have been married over 20 some years. I couldn't stop laughing over that one. Yeah but she needs another woman mad at you. At 7:00 AM He wakes me up to ask me if I want anything from the grocery store , I know damn well is going to go get his box of wine.. He is stone cold sober. He looks at me and says "ll always knew I was going to have to leave you Cause I'm like just Joseph You're like you're like Mary Joseph Middle middle middle son I won't say his name is like Jesus. still don't know what the hell that mean. Again was it going to tell any of them but he wouldn't stop referring to him as Jesus , He came and asked me why is dad call me Jesus And I had to explain it.
Any questions on why he's my ex. and if you think he got better no he did not. Last November He told my youngest son that his soul has spoken to his grandmother on the othera side and she wanted him to have them come live with him o raise them (They're all 21 and over And don't live with me.) and I was gonna kill them all in the middle of the night. Fun fact His mother isn't dead , He's talking to my deceased mother who died 5 years before I ever met him. I also can 100% tell you he's not talking about my mom. My mom did not suffer fools lately She would cut a bitch and now and a pair of pearls. If you put your hands on 1 of her children or grand children She mess you up but her makeup would still be perfect. Oh yeah the last night we iived together he punched me, then backed off really fast cause he just remembered I was the better fighter.. He also slapped Jesus. How he is alive I don't know. Yes, I am quite aware I do not see red flags. I haven't spoken to him or answered a text in 8 years and he still thinks I want to get back together with him. I think he just gone full on delusional. That's the only answer I have.
I have met a lot stupid people all the time and lucky i have never dated them why would i do that sounds painful 😂
Story 45: LOL!
Jillian from family guy
So I went on a date, and for some odd reason I thought that it would be impressive to go to a really nice restaurant.
So my day looks at the menu, and says after a second "I know exactly what I want yyuuuuummm".
The way to come to the table and ask what we would like and she says "I'll have the Fill-let Mig-non" then proceeds to ask if that's chicken or beef
I can only assume she just picked the most expensive thing on the menu because she had no idea what it was 😂
Story 12
Bro I am 10 and I know about ww2
I think story 25 guy has the tism
Wait, half a freaking minute you were telling me that some girlfriend of one of these kilometers, did not, for a fact, know that a World War II had happened that was the second? Granted it had more justified reason for being started a.k.a. Adolf Hitler concentration camps that didn’t just include Jews. Were the majority? Yes, yes, and I’ve said it on other videos, I too would have been thrown into a concentration camp. See anything on action key for and you will understand why, or just read this comment, since my profound blindness makes it so I have to dictate all my comments, my phone typing speed is roughly that of a snail 8:47 9:15
kinda disappointed this narrator is AI. i always assumed it was a real person but after mispronouncing “pregnant” twice in 2 different ways, it’s obvious
I think it might be a reference to the iconic RUclips video "how is prangent formed."
(Though that doesn't automatically rule out AI)
2nd ig
4th?