Fallout 3 but everyone has nukes

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 414

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 2 года назад +1135

    The only thing that stops a bad guy with a shoulder-mounted nuke launcher is a good guy with a shoulder-mounted nuke launcher.

    • @spartand.n.a.3528
      @spartand.n.a.3528 2 года назад +80

      A Nuclear armed society is a polite society.

    • @dynamitewolft4194
      @dynamitewolft4194 2 года назад +13

      Fatmans for everyone!

    • @crusader2112
      @crusader2112 2 года назад +14

      Based 😎👍

    • @patrickreville4978
      @patrickreville4978 2 года назад +12

      @@dynamitewolft4194 I disagree we should have Little Boys for everyone

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 2 года назад +12

      @@patrickreville4978 we do a miniscule amount of tomfoolery in nagasaki

  • @TheDragonCat99
    @TheDragonCat99 2 года назад +1689

    Fallout, but even after the nuclear apocalypse people still haven't learned the meaning of "mutually assured destruction".

    • @anyderrosek9272
      @anyderrosek9272 2 года назад +87

      I think they embraced it to be honest. They all have nukes,

    • @GameDevNulman
      @GameDevNulman 2 года назад +38

      Pshhhh mutually assured. Clearly they lived through it so it's fine. Lol

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 2 года назад +11

      Ha nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest

    • @anyderrosek9272
      @anyderrosek9272 2 года назад +5

      @@jjs8426 Hello Me, meet the real me

    • @punn2713
      @punn2713 2 года назад

      Your a furry though

  • @x3aequitas7x
    @x3aequitas7x 3 года назад +679

    I love that Joov's accuracy and success has been improved by this mod

    • @Joov
      @Joov  3 года назад +88

      I actually made it further than I usually do which is saying something

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 2 года назад +285

    I did not think there was a snowballs chance in hell that shot behind lucas to kill burke and leave everyone else was ever going to work...... Jaw met floor.

  • @josejuancerdabarraza3544
    @josejuancerdabarraza3544 2 года назад +309

    Fun fact: the slave outfit from The Pitt you get in the beginning if your character is female, has a bra made with mini nuke domes, i always wondered if there were enough mini nukes just laying around in order to be turned into clothes/armor

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц 2 года назад

      Another fun fact, you can kinda see their nipples through if you clip enough

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 2 года назад +35

      Probably unused casings from a factory or something.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 Год назад +20

      You sure it's the slave outfit? I distinctly remember it being one of the Pitt Raider armours.

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@georgeoldsterd8994 yeah it's the bombshell armor, get it during mill quest with the ingots

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 2 года назад +213

    I love how Lucas Simms delivers his hostile line like he just found a lost cat.
    "There you are. :v"

    • @tristonmurdock609
      @tristonmurdock609 2 года назад +25

      Give 'em the ol pspsps and see what's what

    • @CertifiedNEETClassic
      @CertifiedNEETClassic 2 года назад +25

      Name's Lucas Simms, town sheriff. And pspspsps too, when the need arises.

  • @thegamingzilla6269
    @thegamingzilla6269 2 года назад +118

    Whats fun with this mod is that you begin to realise some of the limitations the game has, like the weapons restrictions for Super Mutants

    • @alexebeling9366
      @alexebeling9366 2 года назад +4

      how do u mean exactly?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@alexebeling9366 The mutants hold rocket launchers but fire mini nukes

  • @TheEversearcher
    @TheEversearcher 3 года назад +496

    My mom had no arms so my dad made up for it by ensuring I was always able to bare them.

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 2 года назад +1

      How the fuck did you put that in the comments? I mean the face not the comment

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 года назад +8

      @@zhitchcresttail3387 he's a member, it's like a twitch sub but for yt

    • @Hunter-ib9ks
      @Hunter-ib9ks 2 года назад +10

      that emote is gorgeous

  • @redanwrong
    @redanwrong 2 года назад +228

    Joov : the sniper doesn't know how to shoot a fat man
    Sniper: this is MY game. You are just playing

  • @starwarsnerd5524
    @starwarsnerd5524 2 года назад +83

    "Hey there 10 years old today!" The gates of hell proceed to open.....

  • @Mochi_Madness87
    @Mochi_Madness87 3 года назад +187

    Lucas: He said WHAT *Brandishes Fatman*

    • @Joov
      @Joov  3 года назад +53

      *hopscotches furiously across town*

  • @ChiknPog
    @ChiknPog 2 года назад +64

    Joov's character is callmekevin's character grognak's 2nd cousin groognek

    • @Joov
      @Joov  2 года назад +35

      It's a strong bloodline

    • @evh1734
      @evh1734 2 года назад

      Grognuke

  • @pinkertonbyweezer
    @pinkertonbyweezer 2 года назад +45

    So that's what happened to the vault the boomers came from...

  • @Ddrift1995
    @Ddrift1995 2 года назад +24

    "Far more empty than i remember it being" - the guy who just yeeted all items with a fatman

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 Год назад +8

    Joov thinks Old Lady Palmer is over 200 years old, got it.

  • @travisbougie4280
    @travisbougie4280 2 года назад +36

    I would watch a full playthrough of this

  • @DocM.
    @DocM. 2 года назад +94

    11:37 "Is he really gonna try and airstrike me??? No I'm dead"
    🤣🤣🤣
    Watching that NPC try to calculate that shot was hilarious 😂
    Your editing and commentary is too funny!

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 2 года назад +7

      Thats good A.I. right there

  • @bb5979
    @bb5979 2 года назад +63

    Dismembered corpse lands next to yours
    "There you are" 😂😂😂

  • @Joov
    @Joov  3 года назад +28

    This was recorded over on my twitch channel twitch.tv/Joov__
    Join our discord as well! - discord.gg/Pb2ymcy

    • @Joov
      @Joov  3 года назад

      Oh ALSO - Facecam and gameplay finally separated! First video I've been able to do this in a while and it was a ton of fun

    • @xandcraft06
      @xandcraft06 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Joovyou look so different here

  • @a50ftfall6
    @a50ftfall6 2 года назад +7

    12:31
    Raider: "It's killin time!"
    Gets wiped off the face the earth.

  • @hosterian6568
    @hosterian6568 2 года назад +8

    Guard "10 years old today right?"
    Boy "Yeah also NUKE"

    • @JackleTon
      @JackleTon Год назад +1

      That part made me laugh

  • @dot_aif
    @dot_aif 3 года назад +33

    3:46 what I came here for

    • @Joov
      @Joov  3 года назад +10

      Might be unpopular opinion, but Wally Mack is much more punchable than Butch

  • @raw1465
    @raw1465 2 года назад +42

    5:17 possibly the best moment ever in fallout 3 lmao

  • @rigg4146
    @rigg4146 3 года назад +21

    this is gonna be a ride

    • @Joov
      @Joov  3 года назад +3

      Thanks for watching!

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone 2 года назад +17

    I was not expecting Stockholm to make that shot. Incredible.

  • @griffonclaw
    @griffonclaw 2 года назад +5

    Mini nuke launches... BOOM! "Holy s*** we did it!" Not what I expected to hear from Butch.

  • @Xenkavur
    @Xenkavur 2 года назад +4

    Something I love about fallout 3 is how if someone is too close to the player they won't use a heavy weapon like a launcher or fat man. I learned that in the Anchorage DLC.

  • @AAPNL12
    @AAPNL12 2 года назад +14

    imagine the chaos if you gave everyone experimental mirvs instead.

  • @KitKatHexe
    @KitKatHexe 2 года назад +40

    0:22 actually no copyright, I don't want to set the world on fire by the ink spots is in the public domain. Then again RUclips being RUclips...

    • @Joov
      @Joov  2 года назад +19

      Really?!? That’s awesome!

    • @muhammadiqbal99988
      @muhammadiqbal99988 2 года назад +1

      Could you explain more why every song into the public domain on RUclips?

  • @twice1962
    @twice1962 Год назад +3

    I love that Butch’s mum can survive a mini-nuke, but not being nibbled on by a couple of Radroaches is you don’t nuke her

  • @remnantryku7112
    @remnantryku7112 2 года назад +6

    6:01 When you can see the projectiles incoming, you know it’s bad. XD

  • @maclegend9169
    @maclegend9169 10 месяцев назад +2

    Put all points into sneak IMMEDIATELY.

  • @Strellok100
    @Strellok100 9 месяцев назад +2

    Old Lady Palmer is alive because back in her day they nuked the planet and survived remember? so a mini nuke aint gonna do much damage

  • @scotianbank
    @scotianbank 4 месяца назад +1

    Huh, that’s the one thing Bethesda went backwards with in terms of combat in Fallout 4. In that game, NPCs will use a Fatman even if they would kill themselves when using it, apparently not in Fallout 3!

  • @FungusFiend2624
    @FungusFiend2624 2 года назад +6

    "You're the generation that nuked the world"
    He said. Carrying several mini nukes

  • @LarryiestLarryinton
    @LarryiestLarryinton 2 года назад +5

    12:33 is my favorite part out of all of this

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 2 года назад +25

    It's got to be a good mod when you can have so much fun in the tutorial

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 7 месяцев назад +2

    I never realized that the dad was voiced by Liam Neeson, holy shit. Neither that Mr Burke was voiced by Sheogorath

  • @Dave_Just_Dave
    @Dave_Just_Dave 2 года назад +3

    Great, now I have to do a no damage perma death run with this mod now, thanks a lot for making me aware of it's existence Joov

  • @alapacaso
    @alapacaso 3 года назад +20

    This is such a bad idea it’s great

  • @deletdis6173
    @deletdis6173 2 года назад +8

    This reminds me of the enemy rockets cheat on Goldeneye 64 and Perfect Dark.

  • @-Fidelis-
    @-Fidelis- Год назад +1

    "Hey there 10 years old today, Right :)" *Gets demolished by the power of the sun*

  • @adamlucas2203
    @adamlucas2203 2 года назад +4

    Just a heads up for the hacking, parentheses are like power ups. They do things to help you like give more chances.

  • @ohhmyjosh12
    @ohhmyjosh12 2 года назад +3

    my guy is a steeler fan, that's worth a subscription

    • @Joov
      @Joov  2 года назад +2

      Hawkeyes!

  • @justinw4901
    @justinw4901 2 года назад +1

    There's a great mod called 'Explosive Weapons MOD', which makes the following weapons have explosive ammo. I've done several playthroughs with it and its the most fun I've had in Fallout 3.
    Combat Shotgun
    Charon's Shotgun
    The Terrible Shotgun
    Sawed Off Shotgun
    Clover's Shotgun
    The Kneecaper
    Hunting Rifle
    Ol' Painless
    Plasma Rifle
    A3-21's Plasma Rifle
    Plasma Pistol
    Missile Launcher
    Miss Launcher
    Sniper Rifle
    Scoped .44 Magnum
    Blackhawk
    Lincoln's Repeater
    Reservist's Rifle
    Victory Rifle
    Double-Barrel Shotgun (Point Lookout Only)
    Callahan's Magnum (Broken Steel Only)
    Paulson's Revolver (Mothership Zeta Only)

  • @meltypapyrus
    @meltypapyrus 2 года назад +7

    When you were a teen you became Sid from toy story.

  • @KingDingaLing222
    @KingDingaLing222 3 года назад +6

    "hey, 10 years old right? Boom!

  • @chrisakaschulbus4903
    @chrisakaschulbus4903 2 года назад +9

    "I love the hacking in old fallout games" ... *proceeds to do the hacking minigame that is also used in fallout 4*

  • @Carnage_Lot
    @Carnage_Lot Год назад +2

    This run is actually "Fallout 3 but everyone is a glass cannon".

  • @k101_dc3
    @k101_dc3 2 года назад +1

    this is hands down the funniest fallout video i've seen on youtube in a long time , got a genuine laugh outa me! now remake this where everyone has M.I.R.V's.

  • @lupin9038
    @lupin9038 2 года назад +2

    im so glad you love fallout 3 as much as i do, its a rare breed

  • @ladyyuna2000
    @ladyyuna2000 2 года назад +5

    RIP Stanley, you will truly be missed

  • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
    @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 7 месяцев назад +1

    Only thing i wanna hear after that lil bit of intro music is dave mustaine shredding in the intro to Set the world afire

  • @vivienboo1576
    @vivienboo1576 2 года назад +10

    That one NCR ranger at CampMcarren:
    "The mojave makes you wish for a Nuclear winter"
    *Blows himself up at target practice*

  • @Kenny-yu6gc
    @Kenny-yu6gc Год назад +2

    Before the update, in order to fix the defunct Games for Windows Live you had to download a program from online that when launched would find FO3's .exe then turn off the Games for Windows Live and you never had to do it again unless you were reinstalling the game that you forget it was a thing. Maybe Bethesda had a conscience and decided to finally fix this or they have other plans for Fallout 3 and aren't ready to let it die yet.

    • @natowaveenjoyer9862
      @natowaveenjoyer9862 3 месяца назад

      Between this and the Series X update, I hope it's the latter.

  • @emperorenvi8814
    @emperorenvi8814 2 года назад +2

    "Hey happy birthday, 10 right?"
    "ALLAUH AKHBAR"

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 2 года назад +1

    This is something I could see Vault Tech testing.

  • @cfontaine
    @cfontaine 7 месяцев назад

    New Joov videos are so much better. I want 2 hour long region lock videos with insane premises uploaded 7 days a week.

  • @blakethesnek1
    @blakethesnek1 Год назад +5

    Imagine a vault that actually gave every denizen a fat man, and it's just either a destroyed mountain or a vault with a *LOT* of hull breaches. that'd be cool!

  • @mrcheesemunch
    @mrcheesemunch 2 года назад +2

    Fallout 4 with an infinite ammo bowling ball launcher would be incredible.

  • @raptordan166
    @raptordan166 5 месяцев назад

    Amazes me that the AI knows how to angle the mini-nukes in any capacity to account for distance. I wish they appeared so much more often because of this, learning to prioritize targets is a fun reminder when one of your adversaries is carrying a portable nuke.

  • @ElijahWade-uq3zm
    @ElijahWade-uq3zm 2 месяца назад

    I've been stuck in the hospital the last few weeks an I think I've binged all of you videos.

  • @Sn0wjunk1e
    @Sn0wjunk1e 2 года назад +22

    why'd you call the Children of Atom the "Followers of the Apocalypse"
    two entirely different groups dude

    • @imnotaracistokay
      @imnotaracistokay 2 года назад

      Atom little child is not really memorable to people I guess, I do loves them quite interesting

    • @TriumphantDisease
      @TriumphantDisease 2 года назад

      Yeah cause Bethesda’s fallout, 3 included, all suck

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 10 месяцев назад

      Still a fitting name though.

  • @quartzninja
    @quartzninja Год назад +1

    What I'm learning is that the Megaton sniper should've been given a Fatman from the start.

  • @iamrusscell8766
    @iamrusscell8766 2 года назад +13

    "Fallout 3 but everyone has nukes"
    *You didn't give butch the sweet roll*
    Butch: So you have chosen *DEATH*

  • @milesmcdonald7883
    @milesmcdonald7883 2 года назад +3

    This is amazing. I’ve got to try this

  • @Galaxy_Kid
    @Galaxy_Kid 6 месяцев назад

    10:53 when you were singing buddy holy I thought it would be funny to put it on in the background and I thought to myself "what if the riff hits on a nuke" and it did on this nuke. I didn't even try to time it, it just happened on its own and i wish i was recording

  • @BulbminGaming
    @BulbminGaming 6 месяцев назад

    "hey there, 10 years old today right?"
    *gets cooked alive by atomic weapon*

  • @RobertWWD
    @RobertWWD 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love the Agerace-1 console command.

  • @anonmouse15
    @anonmouse15 7 месяцев назад

    Got a laugh out of the time I was wondering what that whistling sound was shortly before a mini nuke landed in my face.

  • @indicahybrid974
    @indicahybrid974 6 месяцев назад +1

    If disappointment had a face 7:02-7:08

  • @alejandroquesada
    @alejandroquesada 2 года назад +9

    4:31 Player Name: - "Hey! Leave her alone!" (lf this doesn't get me laid, l'm going to blow my brains out)
    [Failed] Amata: - "Thank you so much, best friend!"

  • @-__-__-__-__-0000
    @-__-__-__-__-0000 2 года назад +5

    “This is my favorite fallout game”
    FNV fans:So you have chosen...death

  • @WileyRyley
    @WileyRyley 6 месяцев назад +2

    11:08 Classic Bethesda 😂😂

  • @abe881
    @abe881 6 месяцев назад

    "Hey there, ten years old today, right?"
    "Yes. And I intend to keep it that way"

  • @0xCAFEF00D
    @0xCAFEF00D 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:55
    If you're not named "Player Name" your parents didn't think of you as a main character. Just some useless side baby.

  • @usb6000
    @usb6000 2 года назад +1

    You can say this is a MAD playthrough.

    • @Phlegmbeard
      @Phlegmbeard 2 года назад

      Under appreciated comment. +Respect

  • @BakaBroski
    @BakaBroski Год назад

    So happy I get to see that Oppenheimer movie everyone has been telling me about

  • @A_14761
    @A_14761 4 месяца назад

    What everyone interested: guns, nukes, tanks, ships, planes
    What everyone scared of: flying cockroach

  • @daoyang223
    @daoyang223 2 года назад +7

    I cc myself to have 100 sneak and all the sneak perks.
    did the goodsprings mission and spawned in 10 missile launchers and gave both Joe Cobbs men and the Goodsprings residents missile launchers and missiles.
    I started the raid and from a distance, watched them shoot each other to death lmao

  • @edwardadkins519
    @edwardadkins519 2 года назад

    You Vs. The Sniper was fantastic.

  • @gkfhjzhshsh998
    @gkfhjzhshsh998 2 года назад +2

    War, war never changes

  • @IrradiatedGamer
    @IrradiatedGamer 2 года назад +3

    dont mess with stolkholm his aim is fucking perfect

  • @grandstarstudiosFORMER-YT
    @grandstarstudiosFORMER-YT 6 месяцев назад

    6:00 MAYBE WE CAN DIPLOMATICALL- 2 seconds, LAUNCHES 2 NUCULAR BOMBS AT YOU:
    11:09-11:48 WHAT A SERIES OF VERY UNFORTUNATE EVENTS:
    12:09 YOU NEVER CALL FALLOUT 3's AI DUMB!
    12:29 'ITS KILLIN TIME" Proceeds to self destruct

  • @Handlelesswithme
    @Handlelesswithme 2 года назад +2

    So Fallout 3 except pre-apocalypse

  • @mrnoobofical
    @mrnoobofical 6 месяцев назад +1

    7:44 you are my sunshine

  • @Awkii-y5r
    @Awkii-y5r 2 года назад +1

    ''HEY THERE! :D, 10 years old today, right? h-''

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 2 года назад +9

    I really really hope for starfield they make an intro that is actually fun to replay over, and over, and over, and over.

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 Год назад

      Five bucks says it's boring, masturbatory, and unskippable

  • @deathp0se
    @deathp0se 5 месяцев назад

    “Hey there, 10 years old today right?”
    Little did he know, he fucked up.
    *BOOM*

  • @Incogneato
    @Incogneato 2 года назад +1

    Fallout, but copyright pisses you off and ruins the video before it even starts.

  • @virose6454
    @virose6454 9 месяцев назад

    8:41 you’re basically throwing stones in a glass house…but if the stones were mini nukes and the house had a giant nuke in the middle of it.

  • @numberminecraftfan
    @numberminecraftfan 2 года назад +2

    "they made it playable" me when it took 2 weeks just to open the game

  • @cicerothenekoknightplaysall
    @cicerothenekoknightplaysall 2 года назад +2

    TACTIcAl NUkE incoming

  • @loneyshadow102
    @loneyshadow102 6 месяцев назад

    Someone in the vault: "WHO GAVE THE KID A GUN CAPABLE OF A NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION?!"
    the protagonist's father: "not me, i just gave the nukes"

  • @Edsgames666
    @Edsgames666 6 месяцев назад +1

    You fire a nuke into where butch mom is and kill everything but her that is pure luck lol i killed her by accident and he swore I would pay later on i went back for the quest homecoming return to vault 101 lol anyway good video

  • @jtitus09
    @jtitus09 2 года назад

    I didn't know I needed this today!!

  • @KATZ4REALZ
    @KATZ4REALZ 2 года назад +3

    Why does Joov look like father in fallout 3

  • @dahelmang
    @dahelmang Год назад +1

    Do people say Fallout 3 sucks? Who are these people? If the game worked on Windows today I would play it all the time.

  • @Dinosaurisrex
    @Dinosaurisrex 2 года назад +1

    *Hey there ten years old today, right?*
    *DIES*

  • @Zach_Hazard
    @Zach_Hazard 2 года назад +2

    11:30 Apparently I am in Fallout 3, just as Stockholm.