Tips for Sleeping With Japanese Women???

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @Meshida
    @Meshida  4 месяца назад +8

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  • @blakeashley1957
    @blakeashley1957 4 месяца назад +84

    Speaking Japanese TOO well is a problem. Gaijin speaking a little Japanese and bowing awkwardly is like a trained bear in the circus riding a little bicycle around the ring - it's cute and funny. But if the bear wins the Tour de France, people get uncomfortable.

    • @MrGorobu
      @MrGorobu 4 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @Tiosh
      @Tiosh 4 месяца назад +9

      I would totally watch that documentary of how that bear trained to win Tour de France.

    • @riseandshinejp
      @riseandshinejp 4 месяца назад +1

      This is going up on my wall

    • @pv2639
      @pv2639 4 месяца назад

      This is an idiot comment

    • @blakeashley1957
      @blakeashley1957 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Tiosh Honey, termites, and blood-doping.

  • @galamotshaku
    @galamotshaku 4 месяца назад +20

    Why I can tell he's French even with the censored face 🤣

  • @ceoninja
    @ceoninja 4 месяца назад +36

    The voice of the guest is SO distorted it's extremely difficult to understand what is he saying...

    • @user-ib5mx8ro4k
      @user-ib5mx8ro4k 4 месяца назад

      Not hard to understand at all….

    • @user-ib5mx8ro4k
      @user-ib5mx8ro4k 4 месяца назад

      @@nobodyimportant0_oquitting is for losers…

    • @feral_shade
      @feral_shade 4 месяца назад +1

      I definitely understood Meshida-san SO much more than the European guy! For the guest, I had to turn on the captions. 🤷‍♀️
      ...but I'm used to reading captions anyway (bad hearing) so it wasn't a big deal for me ☺️

    • @lionedheart
      @lionedheart 3 месяца назад

      Same here. I only understood 65% percent. It would have been funnier if he used the voice at certain punchlines “when funny things are being said”.

  • @Jooji777
    @Jooji777 10 дней назад +2

    The three global tips 1)job 2)house 3)car

  • @CaptainKremmen
    @CaptainKremmen 4 месяца назад +16

    That voice is so annoying. Thank goodness for closed captioning!

  • @zomgwtfbekjam
    @zomgwtfbekjam 4 месяца назад +31

    Why tf did you interview a mouse?

    • @user-ib5mx8ro4k
      @user-ib5mx8ro4k 4 месяца назад

      Because Japanese women cannot handle anything bigger than

    • @lionedheart
      @lionedheart 3 месяца назад

      Micky Mouse 🐭

  • @Daoistify
    @Daoistify 4 месяца назад +11

    My advice is just pay for it. Try the pink salon in Kawasaki that caters to foreigners. They speak enough English to explain the rules. The young women are sexy and accommodating. Not exactly a GFE but well worth the $$$.

  • @akiyajapan
    @akiyajapan 4 месяца назад +40

    Fastest way seems to be give your number to a married woman above 30 years old with kids.

    • @vivianidelacerda9708
      @vivianidelacerda9708 4 месяца назад +7

      Married?

    • @hayatorpg3896
      @hayatorpg3896 4 месяца назад

      @@vivianidelacerda9708NANI?!

    • @summerwinter89
      @summerwinter89 4 месяца назад

      @@vivianidelacerda9708 they cheat

    • @CapChronic
      @CapChronic 4 месяца назад +4

      teach me senpai

    • @jeffcampbell8717
      @jeffcampbell8717 4 месяца назад

      English classes in Mansions to bored housewives. 30 per class, someone will be horny.

  • @nathanalgren5247
    @nathanalgren5247 4 месяца назад +5

    1) No, I found that speaking better Japanese makes it easier to communicate, if you know what to say.
    2) Yes, word play jokes and ダジャレ are popular here, sometimes corny but great ice breakers.
    3) Sort of, knowing a lot can be helpful, just don't act like a know-it-all.
    4) Extra tips: be in reasonably good shape and well-groomed/dressed, be a confident yet somewhat indifferent gentleman, classic "ladies first" behavior with an abundance mindset, don't come off as a desperate simp or Weeb.

  • @zfranke3dome
    @zfranke3dome 4 месяца назад +44

    Its important to note this is a WHITE Gaijin giving tips. These tips probably won't work if you are any other race.

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 4 месяца назад

      Besides most long term positions require a good command of Japanese. One exception is foreign companies, but there are very few opportunities nowadays. Another notable one relates to language education.

    • @summerwinter89
      @summerwinter89 4 месяца назад

      jbw

    • @skerwath
      @skerwath 4 месяца назад +2

      Black men are very popular in Japan.

    • @racerozzy
      @racerozzy 4 месяца назад +5

      @@skerwath Don't lie, no one likes them.

    • @jimhawkins6480
      @jimhawkins6480 4 месяца назад +6

      @@skerwath As a Black guy I was treated well and respected in Japan, and Japanese women were way more relaxed around me than most White American women. But I was not looking to hook up with Japanese women, so I don't know how receptive they would have been to any interaction of that sort.

  • @ian757
    @ian757 4 месяца назад +46

    I know you had to alter his voice but I found it very difficult to understand what he was saying as it was sped up in addition to being so squeaky - maybe the squeakiness was a result of it being sped up. Maybe you can change it and re-post as it's very interesting as well as funny?

    • @CaptainKremmen
      @CaptainKremmen 4 месяца назад +2

      Turn on subtitles and turn down the volume was my solution.

    • @meejmuas8686
      @meejmuas8686 4 месяца назад

      Turn on captions like I did and you can understand it all

  • @Xaiyou
    @Xaiyou Месяц назад +2

    Not gonna lie, The Thumbnail made me laugh so hard i clicked the video.

  • @batprime1177
    @batprime1177 4 месяца назад +5

    Hey Meshida, you should make a video with The Japan Reporter. His real name is Nobita and you two could make a great crossover video

  • @pinochioo5678
    @pinochioo5678 4 месяца назад +8

    this guy trynna become the greatest wingman lol

  • @vivoslibertos
    @vivoslibertos 4 месяца назад +5

    Thank you Meshida-sensei for revealing the elixir from the Greatest Sage Alive.

  • @hangeishot7919
    @hangeishot7919 4 месяца назад +4

    Japanese Comedian Meshida.
    You seem like a fun drunk Meshida.

  • @JC-hp7pc
    @JC-hp7pc 2 месяца назад +2

    Never taking dating advice from a dude that sits cross-legged.

  • @ayanokoji888
    @ayanokoji888 4 месяца назад +5

    3tips should be never forgotten😂

  • @BearMetL
    @BearMetL 4 месяца назад +3

    what's with the chipmunk? I'd hide my face too.

  • @12345jackjack
    @12345jackjack 4 месяца назад +2

    Exactly as the left man said, you know how to make smart jokes to women to pull them in to you, so you need to know their language very well (not the basic talking) specific in Japan.

  • @user-oq8zk2nr1f
    @user-oq8zk2nr1f 4 месяца назад +5

    now Meshida san is turning to dating coaching.😀

    • @summerwinter89
      @summerwinter89 4 месяца назад +2

      thats where the real money is.

  • @chriscooper654
    @chriscooper654 4 месяца назад +1

    Like always, funny and informative, Meshida-Sensei. Nice to meet your friend.

  • @African-AmericanGoose
    @African-AmericanGoose 20 дней назад +1

    Very good content, but another filter for the voice would be more preferable.

  • @toddarmstrong1909
    @toddarmstrong1909 4 месяца назад +6

    So many questions...quality over quantity? Would the average Japanese guy would want to sleep with women he did...my J friends and I used to have conversations about the middle on the looks scale...what was unattractive agreed upon..what was highly attractive...what my J friends laughed at was what many of us caucasian guys thought was the middle...let alone petsonality wise

    • @unkopower7899
      @unkopower7899 3 месяца назад

      I guess it works both ways, average schlumpy looking White guy is a "unique" catch in Japan

  • @rolsavzedzedzed9397
    @rolsavzedzedzed9397 5 дней назад +1

    Why did you put a banana sticker to Ken's face? He is shy?

  • @Jager-gq1bv
    @Jager-gq1bv 4 месяца назад +3

    So tip one is also for Japanese gaijin hunters, if they speak very good english they have already done alot.

  • @feral_shade
    @feral_shade 4 месяца назад +2

    So, if i understand this... foreign men are kind of seen as babies (or small animals)
    ...if they talk or act like ordinary Japanese, its super adorable 😍 👼🐰
    ...but if Japanese act/talk the same way its boring, or even annoying 🙄🥱
    It makes sense! 😂😂
    although...to be fair...men often look down on women in the same way...in so many countries! 😅

  • @sduffman7015
    @sduffman7015 4 месяца назад +3

    I could not understand anything the gaijin was saying.

  • @NateInYoState
    @NateInYoState 3 месяца назад +2

    Click ths CC to get the subtitles. It's like watching anime

  • @luketulavu-mont9079
    @luketulavu-mont9079 4 месяца назад +3

    the video would have been released 2 decades ago, i would have understood. but i can certify (maybe if we meet one day) that those tricks are ways outdated and has been. people, habits, behaviors, society in general have changed.

  • @Arcansel
    @Arcansel 4 месяца назад +3

    I couldnt listen to any of the tips because i was busy laughting at the chipmunk voices all the time. Is that how foreigners sound to japanese people when they try to talk in japanese? 😂

    • @Meshida
      @Meshida  4 месяца назад +2

      Definitely.

  • @oodo2908
    @oodo2908 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm not used to Meshida-san's conversational English. It's very natural. He doesn't have to think hard for vocabulary and the grammar is good. Filipino English teachers, right?

  • @CaptainKremmen
    @CaptainKremmen 4 месяца назад +9

    Meshida-san, if the first thing a foreigner does when visiting Japan is to see your show, would that provide enough cultural knowledge to impress Japanese women?

    • @Meshida
      @Meshida  4 месяца назад +3

      Anyway, book here.lol
      tidycal.com/meshida/standup-comedy

    • @CaptainKremmen
      @CaptainKremmen 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Meshida But you didn't answer my question! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @subarashi1384
      @subarashi1384 4 месяца назад +2

      @@CaptainKremmenthe air says “yes”, got to read the air

  • @josephchristy302
    @josephchristy302 2 месяца назад +2

    You don't have to be a behavioral psychologist to know this guy is a complete liar and sycophant. We've all had drinking friends like this, and we all know their success level is inversely proportional to the verbal bullish*t they're pushing out.

  • @Psychros_
    @Psychros_ 4 месяца назад +10

    wtf this guy is revealing the secret scrolls 💢💢💢

  • @hangeishot7919
    @hangeishot7919 4 месяца назад +1

    Japanese Comedian Meshida.
    What about a video on Japanese drinking games. Like Jyan Ken Pon, etc.

  • @tuhnutuhnu4257
    @tuhnutuhnu4257 4 месяца назад +5

    Most important thing is not to snore when you sleep.

  • @rejectwokeness1314
    @rejectwokeness1314 4 месяца назад +2

    Is this gaijin Juice san?😂😂😂

  • @inderveersohi5802
    @inderveersohi5802 3 месяца назад +1

    Please make a video, interview Japanese girls why they switch to boss-mode after getting married

  • @Mecks089
    @Mecks089 4 месяца назад +1

    The loss of an accent works both ways, when Japanese master english, they completely sound like a completely different person, more mature sounding pitch of the voice. In few exceptions do Japanese sound younger when speaking english.
    In some cases an accent helps not just to identity Japanese, but it just compliments their tone more (Maybe that's racist?) I've definitely seen cases where not just Japanese, but all types of Asian women who mastered fluent speaking english tend to loose their cute side because of it.
    Why do you think it's always gaijin men that have yellow fever seek out Japanese girls, but no gaijin women seeking out Japanese men?

  • @shizuokaBLUES
    @shizuokaBLUES 4 месяца назад +1

    Don’t get married unless you’re absolutely sure that she wants exactly what you do

  • @Californiansurfer
    @Californiansurfer 4 месяца назад +1

    Growing up. I had many Japanese American and Japanese femal friends, but to be honest. There goal in life was marrying white guy. I am Mexicano which they are my friends today.. My friends only. They only want white man to marry ….. 😅

  • @ismailabi5988
    @ismailabi5988 4 месяца назад +1

    Algorithm doesn’t recommend your vids on my feed

  • @jojokyun
    @jojokyun 4 месяца назад +1

    i heard this guy was french after his first two words LUL japanese women do love a european accent tho

  • @wiikends
    @wiikends 4 месяца назад +1

    Maybe using Meshida-san channel advice along with Japanalysis interesting videos i might have a decent conversion with J-girls

  • @russellschaeffler
    @russellschaeffler 3 месяца назад +1

    It is very difficult to understand what the banana man is saying.
    By the way, what fruit in Japan must pay full price on the bus?
    A) 🍐 pear

  • @MegaHogzilla
    @MegaHogzilla 4 месяца назад +1

    Hanabie already covered this subject in this video. ruclips.net/video/LOs_Th_qyIs/видео.htmlsi=3kaddYwQ457LRn0J
    I've got tickets to see them in Sacramento at the end of May! I've already seen Babymetal and Nemophila, and I'm praying that Lovebites comes to California soon. 🙏 All female Japanese rock and metal bands are super hot right now!

  • @KazumaIshinpabu
    @KazumaIshinpabu 4 месяца назад +1

    Just say to her! I’m studying Japanese so I can date Japanese lady😂. Your life your choice

  • @GHO784
    @GHO784 4 месяца назад +4

    👍👍👍👍👍😊😊😊

  • @BurntMount
    @BurntMount 2 месяца назад +1

    what the hell he is saying?

  • @ilvpowerrangers
    @ilvpowerrangers 4 месяца назад +1

    Well to that all I say is whatever.

  • @rusenakman
    @rusenakman 4 месяца назад +2

    Don't do it! It's wrong! ;)

  • @sanpoisson1934
    @sanpoisson1934 3 месяца назад +1

    No problem with this shixxxxxxt ! Like any girl in the world! You just need to truly be cool;) this game is ancient always been around Not a new concept.

  • @user-xi2wj6wd9g
    @user-xi2wj6wd9g 4 месяца назад +1

    the white gay voice hardly understand over mixed

  • @sheelania8833
    @sheelania8833 4 месяца назад +1

    Couldn’t understand.. lol

  • @Freepr411
    @Freepr411 4 месяца назад +1

    No bush for me pass

  • @unforgiven1889
    @unforgiven1889 4 месяца назад +1

    I would win 🤞 🔴🔵

  • @stevenreynolds8793
    @stevenreynolds8793 4 месяца назад +1

    can't understand annoying voice disguise.

  • @Anthony_in_Bloomington_Indiana
    @Anthony_in_Bloomington_Indiana Месяц назад

    Wednesday, July 31, 2024 ☁️ 🌥️ ☁️
    The chipmunk 🐿️ on helium 🎈 voice is super annoying! 😕
    I gave up when I realized the annoying voice was not going away.
    And the yellow smiley face over his head looks so childish. 😕 I expect adults to act like ... adults.
    .

  • @user-rh8fl8qz2z
    @user-rh8fl8qz2z 3 месяца назад +1

    GFY

  • @akaiyukichi8390
    @akaiyukichi8390 3 месяца назад +1

    メシださん、僕はハーフで日本語、英語そしてスペイン語話せます。さらに日本語は僕の最初の言語です。さっき日本語上手すぎてダメて言われたのでショックです!笑

  • @Deekumar
    @Deekumar 4 месяца назад +3

    Hentai's fault 😂

    • @rusenakman
      @rusenakman 4 месяца назад +1

      Ara ara is a curse and a blessing

  • @hosackies
    @hosackies 4 месяца назад +1

    Or just go to NYC, LA or Hawaii where the japanese girls speaks english, or tries to...

    • @unkopower7899
      @unkopower7899 3 месяца назад +1

      Hawaii girls aren't overly impressed with outsiders

  • @WANDERER0070
    @WANDERER0070 4 месяца назад +2

    Who da fk can understand that sht 😂

  • @DiogenesDworkinson
    @DiogenesDworkinson 4 месяца назад +3

    No leftovers, thanks... Fix your own birthrate.

  • @summerwinter89
    @summerwinter89 4 месяца назад +1

    jbw

  • @seymourelykeley
    @seymourelykeley 4 месяца назад +2

    What about Delivery Health 😂

  • @seymourelykeley
    @seymourelykeley 4 месяца назад +1

    That voice disguise is terrible