Paramedic story. I got called to a partial finger amputation. Dude says "I don't get why it cut so bad, it wasn't even my sharp knife." 1. Sharp knives don't roll off the food. 2. If a sharp knife cuts you, it's a clean cut. Less tissue destruction, less bleeding, less pain. 3. Partial amputations are, psychologically, WORSE than total amps because the brain doesn't acknowledge the missing part of a total amp. The bloody stub, however, is quite noticable.
I love how the first thing I thought of when I saw the grape being cut that thinly was "They did surgery on a grape", and then it actually happened. Madlass.
I get that ellie's joking, but a psa if people dont know: a sharper knife is safer, because you dont have to force it as hard to cut, so you can easily slice what you intend while holding your hands in a safe position
But what would happen if you accidentally moved your sharper knife while in the midst of cutting, & it cut your skin? That would DEFINITELY cause bleeding!
@@TheMouseAvenger That’s why it’s important to practice safe cutting, so you’re not likely to cut yourself even if you slip. But a cut from a very sharp knife is also less damaging than with a dull knife. It’s a cleaner cut, so easier to clean and heal, less likely to get infected.
SAME. “I want to fight you and all the Irish in a pea” “You really should lock youuuur doooooor” “I got one hand in my pocket and the other hand in my other pocket” the list barely ends
Can your kitchen knife do this? Haah, what about this? Woh, that's a terrible knife Fireeee, fireee, fireee THIS is a once in a lifetime Knifetime Inspired by the hit wifetime tv show FOF IN FIOF From Fof In Fiof, you may recognize that name very popular show, This is Fof In Fiof this is the show that does nothing It may be the last knife ever Nice Knife Watch this! (hold on a sec here) Did you just cut so hard you knocked your camera down? Heh hehh hueh haueh hehu heuh hahueh Fire Knife's construction paper edge literarily shatters Frozen (oh looks at that) Orphan Beautiful if you still need a mother, Any mom whos a true mother would truly truly love something like you HAaH HaAh HAAH Professional Economic Candle wont slip Even chopping this frozen solid block of sUs LOL and that means no more bread.. Oouo oouo PeRfEcTlY bAlAnCeD They are 'soup knifes' They are super sharp which means they are much much safer NO a sharper knife is NOT a safer knife, because you cut your fingers you nincompoop AhhhahahhAAAhhahaaaa This. Set is. incredible! No, this is a ridiculous set of knives, what a waste WRONG they will cut everything. Your turkey, your t-bones, your fruits, your kitchen, your food, your fingers, Your fing your foongers, your KITCHEN KNIFE and even your fish And you're getting an 8 inch chef, a 3 and a half inch pear, with a 3 and a half inch mini chef and you're even getting the Tang and we're gonna tell you all about that That's a sharp knife That's a shark woah what? Well now it's cake. Unbelievable and I gotta tell you something Michelle, Shish. Shish? SHISH. Make salads speedy and spimple. Then finish with your fruits nOm nOm nOm, It's professional, nom nom Nom NOm NOM We've got a full blade that means that that steel is going right through you Michelle Hu hu hu hu hu (idk how to spell that lol) I Wouldn't blink an eye and it's triple riveted, that means it's trivited *slice* Let's watch that again. AMAZING They did surgery on a grApe (They did surgery on a grape x10) They did surgery on a grape. (Let me know if anything is inaccurate or any edits :)
Aimer: I need to buy the kitchen knife that inspired by the Lifetime TV show FOF in FIOF as a birthday Gift to my mother. LiSA: i want that awesome kitchen knife!! Eir Aoi: me too!
Literally still ecstatic that you're uploading more now. Saved my 2020 along with Mouth Dreams release. I cracked up so much during this video. Thank you DaThings.
When will people understand that ANY knife can be sharp when it’s just been made. The important thing with knives is if they HOLD their sharpness. Why am I commenting this here???
Because most people are idiots that can't properly handle, clean, or sharpen a knife for shit, so they buy the first "knife sharpener" they're offered, then when that stops working they buy a new knife.
@@patrickstonecrusher likely appeals to people who also like "Shabby chic" decor, which just looks like furniture that was drug behind a truck for a few hundred yards then planted into someone's living room.
I always hated this knife commercial because of that. That and, yeah it’s forged in fire, you don’t forge metal in fucking ice, the whole thing really just beats my workers
Sharper knives actually _are_ safer though, because they cut things more cleanly with less force. You don't have to struggle to cut things, which makes you _less_ prone to accidentally cutting yourself.
DaThings, may I just say you have been knocking it out of the park lately. Prawn Srars 2 and this have both made me burst out laughing more than once. Well played sir, well played.
bro this had me laughing all the way through, one of your best ytps so far, keep it up! also i wish i didnt understand the fruits joke with the grapefruit technique lady
Sharper knives are actually safer tho
So true!!!
But you cut your fingers
Less likey to slip while cutting.
@@GrandCrystalStar You nincompoop!
Paramedic story.
I got called to a partial finger amputation. Dude says "I don't get why it cut so bad, it wasn't even my sharp knife."
1. Sharp knives don't roll off the food.
2. If a sharp knife cuts you, it's a clean cut. Less tissue destruction, less bleeding, less pain.
3. Partial amputations are, psychologically, WORSE than total amps because the brain doesn't acknowledge the missing part of a total amp. The bloody stub, however, is quite noticable.
"Can your kitchen knife do this?"
_(Knife reassembles two cuts of frozen ribs)_
Hmm. You know, I kind of doubt that it does.
HAAH
@@gisopolis77
What about this? *poink*
Woah that's a terrible knife
*FIIIIREEEE (fireeeeee) (fireeeee)*
TENET intensifies
This is a once in a lifetime knifetime inspired by the hit lifetime tv show Fof in Fiof
Fire Force Reference.
Aimer: ...
“These are soup knives.”
Ah. Finally. Something to cut up my soup with.
😂
you kid, but there actually is solid soup. You basically throw a bunch of gelatin into soup and let it dry out.
Don't you hate it when your soup is to big to swallow?
I freeze my soup #foodprepsunday
This thing cuts like a knife through hot soup.
"Nice Knife"
"It's triple riveted"
"that means its T R I V I T E D"
“Three pieces (Threieces)”
My sense of humor is so in line with hers based on past videos I knew this joke was coming before it happened... and I still laughed hysterically
"You're cooking for three people... you're cooking for 𝙩 𝙝 𝙧 𝙚 𝙚 𝙥 𝙡 𝙚"
Your food.
Your fingers.
Your f o o d g e r s.
As soon as he said "triple rivited" I said outloud TRIVITED at the same time the vid said it and I literally lost my shit.
We love Ellie
It's triple riveted. That means it's triveted.
Imagine if the English language worked like this.
Who's to say it can't?
That's what's so great about English -- you can break almost all its rules with impunity and it'll still make sense.
caplicators
3-piece (Threiece)
This is the RUclipsr that coined the phrase Beereal. She has invented new ways of Englishing
Verb the nouns. Noun the verbs. Fight the power.
I love how the first thing I thought of when I saw the grape being cut that thinly was "They did surgery on a grape", and then it actually happened. Madlass.
"That's a sharp knife."
"That's a shark."
"Whoa, what?"
"Whoa, now it's cake."
The “woah, what?” Is where I lost it
Also that fuckin dramatic music
"Wow, it's Cake!" aka Wow it's Made 5, coming soon
Unbelievable i gotta tell you something for show
Shish
I get that ellie's joking, but a psa if people dont know:
a sharper knife is safer, because you dont have to force it as hard to cut, so you can easily slice what you intend while holding your hands in a safe position
But what would happen if you accidentally moved your sharper knife while in the midst of cutting, & it cut your skin? That would DEFINITELY cause bleeding!
@@TheMouseAvenger That’s why it’s important to practice safe cutting, so you’re not likely to cut yourself even if you slip. But a cut from a very sharp knife is also less damaging than with a dull knife. It’s a cleaner cut, so easier to clean and heal, less likely to get infected.
No fucking shit, guys. Thanks, Captains of the Obvious
@@ragnaroksangelthis isnt a normal reaction to have
@@ragnaroksangel sounds like exactly what I'd say after being cut by a very dull knife
The sentence mixing in "nincompoop" is such a delight.
There’s so little praise for the most inexplicable and masterful sentence mix I’ve heard in my life:
“Professional Economic Candle”
*”Even when chopping this frozen solid block of sus lul.”*
*”and that means no more bread.”*
YOU'RE A DANGEROUS NUN
YES, 666
@@Handhandme “we’re starving.” “You’ll starve again, lol”
@@tmross9256 LOL.
Of course there's no bread. Prisoner 2-4-6-0-4-6-0-2-6-0-4-FIVE!!-1 stole the bread to make Jajvert a sammich. LoL
AND get me a SANDwich.
And you may find yourself fofing in fiof!
And you may ask yourself: how do I cut this?
Letting the yays go byb
Can't cut this
Same as it ever was.
A mammoth.
this is not my beautiful house
this is not my beautiful knife
Exactly what I was thinking!
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, WHERE DOES THAT KNIFEWAY GO TO?!
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL KNIFE
Letting the blades go by
Faaf flowing under foof
Simple.
*Sans' ribcage*
And you may ask yourself, "Well...why did I buy this?!"
I’m dying imagining a blacksmith yelling “NO! A sharper knife is not a safer knife! You could cut your fingers!”
"It will keel"
You nincompoop!
Your nincompoop
"This may be the last knife ever". Well it sure is a shame that it's a terrible knife too!
It's just a soup knife.
@@pentelegomenon1175 Oh come on, but it's TRIVITED
Can't do better than that
The problem with triveted knives is no one knows how to put it together.
I don't think I've laughed this hard while watching a YTP in a good while.
That guys deep john dimaggio voice sentence mixed is fuckin hilarious.
that shark cake? he's married now
He's the _wedding cake,_ *OF COURSE!*
omg new lore
Now we simply combine the two
@@verdethestarwarrior1088 ayyyyyy how to food
Feel old yet?
I can’t believe they did surgery, on a GRAPE.
They did surgery on a grape
They did surgery on a grape
They did surgery on an ape.
They did surgery on a grape
They did srurgry on a grape
Youre getting the 8 inch chef, the 3 and a half inch pear with a 3 and a half inch MINI CHEF and youre even getting the ᴛᴀᴀAɴɢ
tumbling down
They did surgery on a grape, with a KNIFE. Or is is a knink. Or an efife?
Anyway, good shit, Dathings
Kninky.
It’s *shish*
It may also be a krink. (shows an AKS-74U)
Or a krirk. (shows Forgotten Weapons' cursed AKSU)
no need for swears, dude
Letting the days go by
Let the FOF hold me down
Once in a knifetime
You may find yourself in a susgun shack
"This video contains footage of food including raw meat and fish"
*Thomas the Tank Engine theme intensifies*
The delivery of "Make salad speedy and spimple" will never fail to make me laugh
Something about that "HAH?" after the knife unchopped the meat made me laugh. It hasn't even been 5 seconds into the video lmao
“Any mom who’s a true mother would truly truly love something like you.”
HA HA HA
(cries in corner)
PROFESSIONAL ECONOMIC CANDLE
*part where everyone with emotionally manipulative parents pauses the video to cry
This was an affirmation to us from Ellie. She is our momther now
Hit me right in the mommy issues.
:')
“That’s a terrible knife.”
“Nice knife.”
Who do I believe??
Always trust the Scratch Doctor "nice car" guy.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 You mean Crotch Doctor?
Finally, a knife that can chop a frozen solid block of sus.
LOL.
It's a pain to cut sus
Haha reverse joke go brrrrrb
@@djk1288 i use sus to cut knife, it's a pain.
Frozen sus is the best kind
@@nathanbarnes8535 agreed
That's a terrible knife
It may be the last knife ever!
Nice knife!
Shish.
This is a once in a lifetime knifetime.
That's a
weirdly appropriate avatar.
The grapefruit lady at 1:57 I CAN’T
My patrons got the opportunity to be guest voices and I hope to do more things like that in the future. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
hehehehehehehe this was sus funny
i love you
they did surgery on a grape
hi
Your patrons are so smart they're able to read. I'm impressed and jealous. I'm impreljoused.
"I like to make my videos clean"
References the Grapefruit Technique
You know, if you've never watched that video, she's just a woman holding a grapefruit. Seems pretty clean to me. ;)
"Any mom who's a mother would truly truly love something like you"
I was not prepared for such wholesomeness in a YTP
"Reverse joke go BRRRB"
I can't lmao
Is that in the video?
@@Merlincat007 0:57 at the bottom of the screen.
@@kaitlynwickham6237 Ah, thanks!
0:53 "Professional economic candle." Genius.
“It’s triple riveted. That means it’s Triveted.”
Under appreciated joke
I’ll have you know that “noughts hempty” has assimilated into my casual vocabulary.
Along with several dozen other Dathings references, naturally.
Same! Half of my echolalia phrases are just ytp quotes, which is uh,,,, unfortunate for people around me
I think I drop “thiquid” a bit too much in everyday conversation lol
@@theWeaverofTales Isn't echolalia when someone repeats other people's words? I doubt other people use ytp quotes often
@@treyebillups8602 You'd be surprised...
SAME. “I want to fight you and all the Irish in a pea” “You really should lock youuuur doooooor” “I got one hand in my pocket and the other hand in my other pocket” the list barely ends
For a sec I thought the title was a reference to the talking heads lmfao
Same
as it ever was
And look where my hand was
Here a twister comes. Here comes the twister
And you may tell yourself: this is not my beautiful poop!
This is absolute gold, every second. Had me laughing like a moron the whole way through. This really is a new golden age of DaThings.
I was giggling for the first two minutes and then I lost it at "SPEEDY & SPIMPLE"
Can your kitchen knife do this?
Haah, what about this?
Woh, that's a terrible knife
Fireeee, fireee, fireee
THIS is a once in a lifetime Knifetime
Inspired by the hit wifetime tv show FOF IN FIOF
From Fof In Fiof, you may recognize that name very popular show,
This is Fof In Fiof this is the show that does nothing
It may be the last knife ever
Nice Knife
Watch this!
(hold on a sec here) Did you just cut so hard you knocked your camera down?
Heh hehh hueh haueh hehu heuh hahueh
Fire Knife's construction paper edge literarily shatters Frozen
(oh looks at that)
Orphan
Beautiful if you still need a mother,
Any mom whos a true mother would truly truly love something like you
HAaH HaAh HAAH
Professional Economic Candle wont slip
Even chopping this frozen solid block of sUs LOL
and that means no more bread.. Oouo oouo
PeRfEcTlY bAlAnCeD
They are 'soup knifes'
They are super sharp which means they are much much safer
NO a sharper knife is NOT a safer knife,
because you cut your fingers you nincompoop
AhhhahahhAAAhhahaaaa
This. Set is. incredible!
No, this is a ridiculous set of knives, what a waste
WRONG they will cut everything.
Your turkey, your t-bones, your fruits, your kitchen, your food, your fingers, Your fing your foongers, your KITCHEN KNIFE
and even your fish
And you're getting an 8 inch chef, a 3 and a half inch pear, with a 3 and a half inch mini chef
and you're even getting the Tang and we're gonna tell you all about that
That's a sharp knife
That's a shark
woah what?
Well now it's cake.
Unbelievable and I gotta tell you something Michelle, Shish.
Shish? SHISH.
Make salads speedy and spimple.
Then finish with your fruits
nOm nOm nOm, It's professional, nom nom Nom NOm NOM
We've got a full blade that means that that steel is going right through you Michelle
Hu hu hu hu hu (idk how to spell that lol)
I Wouldn't blink an eye
and it's triple riveted, that means it's trivited
*slice* Let's watch that again. AMAZING
They did surgery on a grApe
(They did surgery on a grape x10)
They did surgery on a grape.
(Let me know if anything is inaccurate or any edits :)
-who needs community contributions amirite-
no but honestly good joj
@@hecko-yes
very goog joj, both of fof you
Perfectly balanced script
Aimer: I need to buy the kitchen knife that inspired by the Lifetime TV show FOF in FIOF as a birthday Gift to my mother.
LiSA: i want that awesome kitchen knife!!
Eir Aoi: me too!
Luna Haruna: How much i pay for that beautiful Kitchen Knife?
Aimer: About $18.99
Luna Haruna: I have enough money, so gimme that.
First time I've ever heard the word "nincompoop" spliced together
"This is a ridiculous set of knives - what a waste." Finally, truthful advertising.
Literally still ecstatic that you're uploading more now. Saved my 2020 along with Mouth Dreams release. I cracked up so much during this video. Thank you DaThings.
The information overlays though
"FOF IN FIOF 3-piece (Threiece)"
"Manufacturer's 50-year minimum sentence"
"S&H $S.H"
1:59 Finishing with your fruits is PROFESSIONAL
I’ve been listening to Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads a lot recently and seeing this title was like “how did u kno stop that psychic shit”
Watched this one a bunch of times but I never realised 1:02 was a Thanos joke until today. Good stuff!
When will people understand that ANY knife can be sharp when it’s just been made. The important thing with knives is if they HOLD their sharpness.
Why am I commenting this here???
Because most people are idiots that can't properly handle, clean, or sharpen a knife for shit, so they buy the first "knife sharpener" they're offered, then when that stops working they buy a new knife.
Also, what's up with all those stupid divots? Those knives are going to be a complete effing pain to keep clean!
@@patrickstonecrusher likely appeals to people who also like "Shabby chic" decor, which just looks like furniture that was drug behind a truck for a few hundred yards then planted into someone's living room.
I always hated this knife commercial because of that. That and, yeah it’s forged in fire, you don’t forge metal in fucking ice, the whole thing really just beats my workers
"Perfectly balanced..."
Female Thanos 2020
I though Michelle was sealed inside a symmetrical bowling ball?
How did she escape?
She used the knife from the hit Lifetime show FoF in FioF to cut herself free
@@verdethestarwarrior1088 You mean the knife that can't cut through a ROW OF PLASTIC BOTTLES OF WATER?!
0:03 when ur kitchen knife is inverted
0:19 the amount of detail in this is astounding.
Also happy late birthday!
_professional economic candle_
Even chop the salad water like a SaaS
I was wondering what it was supposed to be at 1:04, and then I realized it’s Thanos. WOW
_PERFECTLY BALANCED_
THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE
They did surgery on a grape!
They did surgery on a grape...
(they did surgery on a grape)
They did surgery on a grape?
They did surgery on a grape?
They did surgery on a grape?
the amount of tiny details in your ytps and the flow of comedy is always perfect, that's a gg moment
This is not my beautiful knife
1:09 What gets me is that the YTP actually makes sense here
Sharper knives actually _are_ safer though, because they cut things more cleanly with less force. You don't have to struggle to cut things, which makes you _less_ prone to accidentally cutting yourself.
"Speedy and Spimple" has MASSIVE marblecantus energy
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
You make the best word mix bits of all time. Rivets Rhivets Zipstones
This was a perfect way to start my Friday. Perfect from start to finish. I love the Everybody Loves Raymond theme at the end XD
I must appreciate the attention to detail for the background texts! Thanks for the content warning too, very considerate. :)
1:40 it's cool and all, but where's my Tiger Poster™?
sold it
This is so freaking good!
I completely lost it at
"ThEy dId sURgErY on a gr-AAY-pe"
DaThings, may I just say you have been knocking it out of the park lately. Prawn Srars 2 and this have both made me burst out laughing more than once. Well played sir, well played.
Powerful endorsement by the grapefruit shaman.
bro this had me laughing all the way through, one of your best ytps so far, keep it up!
also i wish i didnt understand the fruits joke with the grapefruit technique lady
For a second I thought this was going to be a Talking Heads joke.
Not gonna lie, those knifes look infuriating to clean. Grime finds a way!
these new ytps are absolute blessings. thank u
That's a sharp knife. That's a shark. Whoa, what? Well now it's cake
TBH, a Construction Paper Edge is still probably sharper than most of my knives.
I’m not gonna lie, those construction paper edges are pretty sharp. Got cut a time or two in elementary school
Construction paper will straight up amputate your fingers.
*NO,* a sharper paper is not a safer paper. Because you cut your fingers. _You nincompoop!_
That's a shark.
Whoa what?
Well now its cake.
0:42 thank you so much for killing frozen.
"Then finish with your fruits"
*shows Grapefruit Technique lady*
I am so happy that good quality ytp still exists.
Oh my god I thought of the "they did surgery on a grape" bit the moment I heard the setup and then seconds later it hits. You're a fucking legend
2:23 Hey, that's me!
I absolutely love your sentence mixing, but your caption edits really put your work above the rest. Cheers!
Make salad Speedy and Spimple
- DaThings 2020
aww, was SO sure there'd be a Talking Heads sample with that title xDD great stuff, great stuuts, SO great
Ellie has been on fire with these rapid uploads
You earned my like for the chick laughing at 0:34. Nice work as always, DT1. :D
knives flowing underground
LETTING THE KNIVES GO BY
LET THE KNIFE HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING THE KNIVES GO BY
KNIVES FLOWING UNDERGROUND
I really appreciate the Everybody Loves Raymond theme WITH the font.
Well when you put it like that, the choice is spimple!
"This is the show that does nothing!"
Well, at least we got that out of the way
The consistency of the FOOF IN FIAF gag throughout the ytp was phenomenal
"Unbelievable. And I gotta tell you something, Michelle. Shish." "Shish." "Shiiish!
SHUSH THE SHIISH
Talking FioFs - Once in a Knifetime
Did you just said...
1:32 FISH
Best YTP I’ve seen this year. Every second was gold. Also nice sentence mixing at the end
This sentence mixing is *W I L I N*
into the blue again
after the money's gone
once in a knife time
there is water under rocks and stones
0:34 secret GameCube intro
I like to think it was really speedy and spimple to make this.
I was expecting more Talking Heads but I'm not complaining
I appreciate all the text editing, didn't even read them at first because my brain said they looked normal :D