You Are NOT The Father! Compilation PART 6

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  • @Maury
    @Maury  6 месяцев назад +335

    00:01 - Lakisha & Ben
    03:41 - Results 1
    04:00 - Michelle & Lonell
    10:20 - Results 2
    10:57 - Savannah & Michael
    17:04 - Results 3
    17:35 - Tracy, Montrae, & Nick
    23:12 - Results 4
    23:52 - Tonya, Chris, & Wawa
    27:40 - Results 5
    28:04 - Danielle & Mel
    37:37 - Results 6
    37:55 - Tonya & Chris again
    44:40 - Results 7
    45:15 - Rachel & Justin
    50:58 - Results 8
    51:42 - Sierra & Cody
    56:53 - Results 9
    57:15 - Jose & Jose Sr.
    1:03:12 - Results 10

    • @bekkiz4275
      @bekkiz4275 6 месяцев назад +38

      Not all heroes wear capes ❤

    • @TheTrueGarbageMan
      @TheTrueGarbageMan 6 месяцев назад +27

      Thanks for this. Makes it a whole lot easier to rewatch.

    • @JoeP.-yd4js
      @JoeP.-yd4js 6 месяцев назад +8

      🐐

    • @AnthonyLeachman-sc6es
      @AnthonyLeachman-sc6es 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@gordonellis9156🙁👎🏽 not farther

    • @Directory1
      @Directory1 6 месяцев назад +5

      Thx

  • @jolenedehart4315
    @jolenedehart4315 7 месяцев назад +1219

    Some of these women could see a resemblance in an apple and an orange.

    • @pamelajacobs2863
      @pamelajacobs2863 6 месяцев назад +51

      Yep...they see features that dont exist

    • @HarlieHarlot
      @HarlieHarlot 6 месяцев назад +19

      When they show a picture of a baby at nb to 24 months, they point out what they think matches but at that age its really hard to see distinctive features. My son at the nursery looked like every baby, except the skintone. The nursery looked like a Patone color swatchbook. It was around after age two is when his dad's features came about. Now at 9 he looks just like his dad when he was 9 despite being mixed.

    • @paulmcnamara6325
      @paulmcnamara6325 6 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it😂😂

    • @paulmcnamara6325
      @paulmcnamara6325 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ukhaha

    • @moniquejohnson1822
      @moniquejohnson1822 6 месяцев назад +7

      Lawd have mercy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamgreen7638
    @adamgreen7638 6 месяцев назад +729

    When you've slept with so many men you have no idea who the father of your children are, that's just irresponsible...

    • @paulbonney6235
      @paulbonney6235 6 месяцев назад +56

      Yeah. There's another word for that.

    • @chilombomululu6034
      @chilombomululu6034 6 месяцев назад +5

    • @jacquelynn2051
      @jacquelynn2051 6 месяцев назад +31

      Irresponsible is not covering your PIN....sleeping your way into a child bearing c um petri dish is just nasty.

    • @azebenoit8842
      @azebenoit8842 6 месяцев назад +22

      Yea and they make so much drama before the DNA results why can't they wait for the results before making a fool out of themselves🤔

    • @wesvernon1646
      @wesvernon1646 6 месяцев назад +16

      No pun intended that is “inconceivable”! OK Pun Intended….😭😭😭😭

  • @Ralphbo-u6l
    @Ralphbo-u6l 6 месяцев назад +474

    Maury let’s them make a fool out of themselves . First guy needs to get his 3 bucks back.

    • @mrjonesandme8848
      @mrjonesandme8848 6 месяцев назад +19

      LOL!!!!!

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 6 месяцев назад +27

      With interest...

    • @mydadspulloutgametrash
      @mydadspulloutgametrash 6 месяцев назад +11

      God damnit I spoiled it by scrolling through the comments!

    • @koffitodoe6662
      @koffitodoe6662 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Capachinno
      @Capachinno 6 месяцев назад +7

      Hell yea, that's 1 dollar a year 😅

  • @sapphiresanchez5395
    @sapphiresanchez5395 5 месяцев назад +217

    Look at his eyes‼️ Look at his ears‼️ He look just like him‼️
    Maury: You are NOT the Father‼️
    Baby Mama: 🏃‍♀️
    Camera Man: 🏃
    Alledged Baby Daddy: 🕺
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂🤭😳😏

  • @7even255
    @7even255 6 месяцев назад +115

    My brother and me love watching these together. When the women sprint off stage, we call that "running a Maurython"

  • @clarebutterworth9566
    @clarebutterworth9566 6 месяцев назад +777

    The eyes…. The nose…. The ears!!!! Absolutely no resemblance at all! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @captainflipflop8805
      @captainflipflop8805 6 месяцев назад

      🤡

    • @queene3oh3
      @queene3oh3 6 месяцев назад +22

      There Never Is😫Lol

    • @loepen
      @loepen 6 месяцев назад +25

      whenever a woman does that on a Paternity show all i hear is "Look my baby has human facial features !!!! he has human facial features too !! this proves he is the father !!!!"

    • @AngelRaeeee
      @AngelRaeeee 6 месяцев назад +3

      I honestly did think Jose and Jose looked alike tho lol

    • @tniaa77
      @tniaa77 6 месяцев назад +2

      Right!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @kelslskfnvksle
    @kelslskfnvksle 6 месяцев назад +432

    Going into these compilations already knowing the results is more fun than going in blind, tbh.

  • @dsmith080285
    @dsmith080285 7 месяцев назад +197

    Some of these stories hit different when you already know the outcome!! 😂😂😂

    • @Corkersbitch84
      @Corkersbitch84 6 месяцев назад +5

      Baby mama: "If you ain't the daddy, then who the hell is"? ......
      Oops

    • @dshipp89
      @dshipp89 6 месяцев назад +13

      The best ones is when the mother is talkin big sh*t like she just know their the father 😂

    • @itsskenn
      @itsskenn 6 месяцев назад +4

      Fr

    • @nailbunny95jthm36
      @nailbunny95jthm36 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol agreed.

  • @sacha9646
    @sacha9646 2 месяца назад +32

    The amount of fatherless children in America must be in the TRILLIONS!

  • @Dewey_Cheatum_and_Howe
    @Dewey_Cheatum_and_Howe 6 месяцев назад +208

    Maury has set more black men free than Lincoln.

  • @Itsiyanna17
    @Itsiyanna17 6 месяцев назад +241

    Not her walking right past ole girl 😭 that killed me for absolutely no reason 😭‼️

    • @elishasmith4640
      @elishasmith4640 6 месяцев назад +17

      She should have walked past her.

    • @soulflowerpeace9236
      @soulflowerpeace9236 5 месяцев назад +6

      Ikr I had to rewind I was like did she walk right by her!😮

    • @wecountingmoneyoverhere2517
      @wecountingmoneyoverhere2517 4 месяца назад +3

      Didn't even move her neck at all

    • @keylacmckemp1309
      @keylacmckemp1309 Месяц назад +2

      I could not stop laughing. She acted like that lady was invisible and let her cry on that couch alone.

  • @lavellerachell5344
    @lavellerachell5344 6 месяцев назад +141

    It never fails to amaze me when the women hear “you are not the father” and they get to running away crying

  • @savannaaah
    @savannaaah 6 месяцев назад +181

    I LOVE how mom walked right past Michelle 😭

    • @stacyreed6798
      @stacyreed6798 4 месяца назад +9

      Yessss when I tell you I noticed that.

    • @jessylei
      @jessylei 3 месяца назад +11

      I kept rewinding that part she was like move heffa 😭😭💀💀

    • @ghanasoul
      @ghanasoul День назад

      HA!! It was like she wasn’t even there! 😂😂

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 5 месяцев назад +79

    "Dude, how'd you got so fit?"
    "I used to be a camera operator on Maury."

    • @sturner973
      @sturner973 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @MrSolidussax
      @MrSolidussax 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stellaodundo9768
      @stellaodundo9768 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BettyCraig-x8l
      @BettyCraig-x8l 2 месяца назад

      I feel for those guys that have to step between those women. I've seen a few get cracked on the head.

  • @SomethingParkour
    @SomethingParkour 6 месяцев назад +49

    If you’re screaming… he’s not the father.

  • @midwestyle
    @midwestyle 7 месяцев назад +1031

    I never get bored of these...

    • @TheJman2600
      @TheJman2600 7 месяцев назад +16

      Ditto.

    • @ladiiblue2u634
      @ladiiblue2u634 7 месяцев назад +33

      nobody gets bored even my 14 year old son loves these he be asking me mama any you're not the father videos come on youtube today

    • @MarioClark-d3v
      @MarioClark-d3v 7 месяцев назад +22

      Me either. I'm glad they are finally doing mandatory DNA now.

    • @chrissttiiee
      @chrissttiiee 6 месяцев назад +16

      Guilty pleasure 😂

    • @RockyUchiha29
      @RockyUchiha29 6 месяцев назад

      Look up my boy Ray Ray (search ray ray you are not the father) he got like 45 of these compilations

  • @evrettej
    @evrettej 6 месяцев назад +176

    I always find it hilarious when they walk up and say oh look he looks just like my baby, EVERY single time none of them look like the father. It's hilarious.

    • @melanee6926
      @melanee6926 6 месяцев назад +5

      Same!

    • @ChillWill12
      @ChillWill12 6 месяцев назад +5

      it's the yelling though.. the yelling seems to make the audience agree🤣😂🤣

  • @TheJman2600
    @TheJman2600 7 месяцев назад +181

    LOL at Shanea walking right past Michelle, like "Nope."

    • @StevvieD
      @StevvieD 6 месяцев назад +33

      LOL yeah that was funny. I thought she was about to comfort her at first and then she went SWERVE 😂

    • @fionahamilton7231
      @fionahamilton7231 6 месяцев назад +16

      And so ske should the poor man was heartbroken

    • @pamelajacobs2863
      @pamelajacobs2863 6 месяцев назад +9

      I peeped that too

    • @melanee6926
      @melanee6926 6 месяцев назад +11

      That was awesome

    • @mariobryant8803
      @mariobryant8803 6 месяцев назад +9

      She’s like ✌️ out

  • @meganhuggins8430
    @meganhuggins8430 4 месяца назад +30

    When dude said, "I take the stickers off of the backs of lighters and eat them, it's delicious!" I had to put my phone down for at least 10 minutes 🤣 woke my man up and everything about dying 🤣💀

    • @Heather_2712
      @Heather_2712 Месяц назад +3

      It’s the Forrest Gump style voice that really did it for me 🤣

    • @claraburnett710
      @claraburnett710 Месяц назад

      @@meganhuggins8430 😂😂😭😂😭😭

    • @arseneholmes6266
      @arseneholmes6266 17 дней назад

      I know I'm going to hell for lying

  • @toni1724
    @toni1724 Месяц назад +6

    God will BLESS Maury for straighting up all these messes for 20 + years✝️.

  • @hyperion6
    @hyperion6 6 месяцев назад +101

    Having sex with multiple men without protection is your right. Having the audacity when you get pregnant to demand from the man you decided to be your baby daddy to believe you because you say so is not your right.
    Why these women think the baby daddy they picked is stupid and didn't know what they were doing? Would these women raise a child they are not sure is theirs? They wouldn't.
    Yes, the baby daddy you picked has the right to deny your child and ask for a paternity test if he knows you were sleeping around without protection.

  • @frenchustube
    @frenchustube 6 месяцев назад +86

    It makes me realize that i was lucky to have parents who loved me! I feel sorry for some of these kids!

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 4 месяца назад +3

      I feel sorry for all of them. All those parents are trash.

  • @marlowdubfromalief
    @marlowdubfromalief 7 месяцев назад +238

    Somebody said “if the wig is bad, he ain’t the dad” 💀

  • @originalcopperamericansun-7825
    @originalcopperamericansun-7825 6 месяцев назад +36

    THE MOM WALKED PAST HER AND THAT SOFA

  • @elavestruzfalopero8202
    @elavestruzfalopero8202 6 месяцев назад +31

    You gotta give credit to that couch for resisting all that overweight over the years

    • @robinlowney9171
      @robinlowney9171 Месяц назад +2

      Hope the pillows are washed after shows. Yack

  • @littleme3597
    @littleme3597 6 месяцев назад +198

    I hardly EVER, see any resemblance, that these mothers claim. Then. You are NOT the father. What are they seeing?

    • @owenrichards1418
      @owenrichards1418 6 месяцев назад +20

      Dollar signs.

    • @mrjonesandme8848
      @mrjonesandme8848 6 месяцев назад +13

      Eyebrows. When they say stuff like "their eyebrows look the same! Their toenails grow the same way! " And that kind of nonsense, you know they are full of crap.

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 6 месяцев назад +7

      Looks mean nothing. Can't tell you how many times I've seen children who look nothing like the guy and Maury reads "You ARE the father!" On the flipside, Can't tell you how many times I've seen children that look like the guy and Maury reads "You are NOT the father!"

    • @danielle-yd5dp
      @danielle-yd5dp 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah most times they say it i dont be seeing it... but there be just sometimes where im like... how that man denying that baby cuz the baby be looking deadass just like him 😂 🤣. Its not to often that, that happens but when it does im just like that man is just playing games n either wanted to be on tv or trying to get outta paying child support., just hoping n praying the baby not his so he can not have to pay.

    • @azebenoit8842
      @azebenoit8842 6 месяцев назад +4

      Why would they think the baby will look only like the father what about you mother why wouldn't your baby look like you, but when the man point on the color of the baby hair now she remember it's the color of her hair 😅

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 6 месяцев назад +84

    I never see a ressemblance, when they point out the faces lol

  • @ii.xoxotrene
    @ii.xoxotrene 6 месяцев назад +68

    Her walking right pass her is EVERYTHING😂

  • @alansmithee183
    @alansmithee183 5 месяцев назад +9

    I love how there's zero embarrassment until the results are read. If I were these folks, I would be embarrassed a lot sooner than the Maury Show

  • @Kayla-Butterfly
    @Kayla-Butterfly 5 месяцев назад +12

    Oh my goodness i couldn't imagine having a mother like these. That lady in the red and black....omfg her voice is nails on chalk board!

  • @ahmad-pathan90
    @ahmad-pathan90 7 месяцев назад +265

    What a shameless society!
    Sleeping around and not knowing the actual father of your child is now normal.
    I feel so sorry for the children

    • @littleme3597
      @littleme3597 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes the kids. I don't understand how the women are ho's, but the MEN ARE NOT? Takes 2.

    • @lfcynwa9655
      @lfcynwa9655 6 месяцев назад +1

      Blacks 🤡

    • @chilombomululu6034
      @chilombomululu6034 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yeap ur right Ahmad

    • @marinasplaylist2251
      @marinasplaylist2251 6 месяцев назад +4

      As opposed to, 'yeah I have kids in eight different states' like some of these guys

    • @swanwaffle
      @swanwaffle 6 месяцев назад

      These women are just letting the whole world that they have no morals and sleep around with multiple men, not a good look. The men are no better, they gloat when they're told they are not the father, but they could be because of their own loose morals. Nothing to be proud of here.

  • @scottdoubleyou563
    @scottdoubleyou563 6 месяцев назад +85

    Cameraman: "Ah shit. Here we go again."

  • @annabellesnightmares
    @annabellesnightmares 6 месяцев назад +252

    It looks like the first girl owes him his $3.00 back.

  • @I_HEART_EVEREST
    @I_HEART_EVEREST 6 месяцев назад +10

    Micheal wasn't even mad, just give him a lighter, man, He loves them 😂
    The one with Tracy broke my heart to shreads
    ...The man was feeling pregnancy symptoms..???

  • @Al-Rudigor
    @Al-Rudigor 5 месяцев назад +18

    She owes that man $3.

    • @Al-Rudigor
      @Al-Rudigor 2 месяца назад +3

      With interest! 😂

  • @Vanilla-jd1ez
    @Vanilla-jd1ez 7 месяцев назад +86

    Apparently "step up and be a father" means pay all my bills 💵💵💵.
    Women in search of 💰

    • @cje3247
      @cje3247 6 месяцев назад +6

      Biological parents should be financially responsible for their children. What about that is triggering for you?

    • @venda1008
      @venda1008 6 месяцев назад

      So are u saying a father shouldn’t pay bills,how much do these men have that u always think its about the money

    • @vincent_v1094
      @vincent_v1094 4 месяца назад +4

      If they are not the father, they can deny financial responsibility for that child……..

    • @danielh5583
      @danielh5583 2 месяца назад

      Hey if she can kill it he should at least be able to abandon it

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 6 дней назад

      @@cje3247 Read the comment again.

  • @callmefeckers9870
    @callmefeckers9870 6 месяцев назад +63

    Why do these women with no man, no stability, get suddenly pregnant and people who want a baby have to try for so long?

    • @heatheryearwood9199
      @heatheryearwood9199 5 месяцев назад +5

      Because nature planned it that way..we never get what we want it may seem.

    • @lolitadiaz0113
      @lolitadiaz0113 5 месяцев назад

      @@heatheryearwood9199very true 😊

  • @bentremy
    @bentremy 5 месяцев назад +8

    "You let him hit it raw, you didn't have second thoughts, now you a single mom. Now you a single mom!

  • @clyderay9961
    @clyderay9961 7 месяцев назад +178

    on this april fool's day nothing foolish about this another hour of the maury olympics is about to begin! 🤣

    • @P4trickSt4rmie
      @P4trickSt4rmie 6 месяцев назад +5

      The April fools are the accuser trying to trap men who aren’t the father into paying child support

    • @clyderay9961
      @clyderay9961 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@P4trickSt4rmie that's true!!

    • @wynterbreeze1202
      @wynterbreeze1202 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂 You stupid, lol! I'm here for it!

    • @wolventiger
      @wolventiger 6 месяцев назад +1

      Maury always had the sense of humor and perfect timing

    • @thrillhouse145
      @thrillhouse145 6 месяцев назад +5

      Maury Olympics..I like that

  • @winniethepoohandeeyore2
    @winniethepoohandeeyore2 7 месяцев назад +105

    Gotta love when the test shows YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER 🤣🤣🤣

    • @melanee6926
      @melanee6926 6 месяцев назад +3

      Ikr. Like they are so crazy!

    • @rororo1126
      @rororo1126 6 месяцев назад +4

      Even though I know they aren’t going to be the father I still find myself surprised 🥹😂‼️

    • @deloresgoeman3301
      @deloresgoeman3301 6 месяцев назад +4

      That's a slap in the face with a reality check

  • @mrjonesandme8848
    @mrjonesandme8848 6 месяцев назад +68

    I teach him how to read, i play with him and his toys...yeah, that's called being a mom

    • @perfectlyimperfect9129
      @perfectlyimperfect9129 4 месяца назад +2

      My thoughts exactly !

    • @wolfwillet431
      @wolfwillet431 4 месяца назад +2

      She wants a fucking medal for it

    • @takato0524
      @takato0524 3 месяца назад +2

      but notice she also said "i'm teaching him his alphabets." I hope he doesn't pick up the horrible English from her

  • @AGraffitifan
    @AGraffitifan 5 месяцев назад +11

    The women on this show could all play linebacker in the NFL!!!

  • @sublime_fracking562
    @sublime_fracking562 5 месяцев назад +7

    10:34 - 10:37 🎶"You lied to me, girl I went to test that DNA...that ain't my kid, that ain't my kid...now you're a single mom" 🎶IYKYK 😂😂😂

    • @quashawnmurphy1456
      @quashawnmurphy1456 Месяц назад +1

      Lmao!! That song slaps harder than child support, Brandon Jamal is the MAN for making these hits!

  • @willgeorge01
    @willgeorge01 6 месяцев назад +245

    Anyone else notice how the mothers always have the hair and nails done yet claim they’ve never got any money

    • @annmariemurray2152
      @annmariemurray2152 6 месяцев назад +10

      That’s how they get them there to make fools of themselves they get hair and nails done paid for

    • @stone.durfey5862
      @stone.durfey5862 6 месяцев назад +5

      If they want them...they get clothes, hair and nails, makeup too. Who wouldn't want free stuff. It's no crime.

    • @jarvisfrederick4315
      @jarvisfrederick4315 5 месяцев назад +7

      The show has all that stuff lined up.

    • @mom8407
      @mom8407 5 месяцев назад +9

      There’s a such thing as a job 🤣 that has nothing to do with a man taking care of his responsibilities just because she CAN do it by herself doesn’t mean she should have to duh

    • @willgeorge01
      @willgeorge01 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@mom8407 if she had a job then why tf are they on national television angrily saying that a random man is there baby father?

  • @gusscoutinho
    @gusscoutinho 7 месяцев назад +22

    I can't explain why this is so entertaining! I just love this guy, Maury is great!!

  • @gingers8457
    @gingers8457 6 месяцев назад +43

    A "break" equals "we can go h-o" 😅 if youre gonna do that at least use protection. Yall crazy. 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @msbigredmachine
    @msbigredmachine 4 месяца назад +7

    48:11 LMAO at Maury collapsing when she said 3 hahahahaha!

  • @benjaminnava2305
    @benjaminnava2305 Месяц назад +5

    When you eat paper towels instead of a good steak!!! Something is wrong with you 😂

  • @ladiiblue2u634
    @ladiiblue2u634 7 месяцев назад +91

    why I wanna hear ray ray say boo after maury introduces the mamas🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @christybrand8013
      @christybrand8013 6 месяцев назад +14

      I thought it was just me that thought that! I love Ray Ray!

    • @ladiiblue2u634
      @ladiiblue2u634 6 месяцев назад +9

      @christybrand8013 me too I keep my alerts on when he posts a you're not the father video

    • @BlackDUST..
      @BlackDUST.. 6 месяцев назад +13

      "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

    • @ladiiblue2u634
      @ladiiblue2u634 6 месяцев назад +5

      @BlackDUST.. he definitely say that

    • @mrjonesandme8848
      @mrjonesandme8848 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ole coconut head!

  • @wynterbreeze1202
    @wynterbreeze1202 6 месяцев назад +33

    That poor couch and floor been violated. I thought getting a pap smear was uncomfortable but the pain and suffering the floor and couch endures on a regular should be a criminal offense😂

  • @jacquesmoulin980
    @jacquesmoulin980 7 месяцев назад +55

    All these women are scandalous. I dont understand how some men still stay with them once they found out that they have played the field and are bringing home another mans seed.

    • @asmazak
      @asmazak 6 месяцев назад +4

      As if the men aren't doing the same thing and messing around. The only difference is that they can't get pregnant.

    • @LegendOfMkay
      @LegendOfMkay 6 месяцев назад

      Lmfao is this a joke

    • @queene3oh3
      @queene3oh3 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@asmazakExactly😫A Broad Gots To Be More Careful🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @lamonthunt8711
      @lamonthunt8711 4 дня назад

      ​@@asmazakgreat point, but for the most part, men don't bring their outside mess(children) home.

  • @OnBakePlatinum
    @OnBakePlatinum 5 месяцев назад +7

    Maury slinging fire on the frequent fliers

  • @kathiepg6497
    @kathiepg6497 5 месяцев назад +3

    I never get sick of these clips 😂😂😂

  • @anonymous_preferred7737
    @anonymous_preferred7737 6 месяцев назад +266

    The real victims here are the children.

    • @christhecommentator3411
      @christhecommentator3411 5 месяцев назад +9

      ALWAYS!!! That’s the thing none of them seem to understand. And they will see this one day

    • @notgreatgale
      @notgreatgale 5 месяцев назад +3

      especially true for the last one... that shit broke my heart :(

    • @thematrix2661
      @thematrix2661 5 месяцев назад +9

      And also the men who have to spend money to prove he is not the father are duped into buying things for a child that is not his

    • @cavelstephenson9619
      @cavelstephenson9619 4 месяца назад +1

      So true 😢

    • @NitaColclasure
      @NitaColclasure 4 месяца назад +2

      Which of these possible dads did you think would have been good? Lucky is what these kids are!

  • @ekim4363
    @ekim4363 7 месяцев назад +63

    Men, always ask for a paternity test. A small cost to avoid bigger responsibilities.

  • @ravengale
    @ravengale 6 месяцев назад +95

    When you’re married you don’t have “breaks”. These women are disgusting.

    • @andreacampbell2804
      @andreacampbell2804 4 месяца назад

      When you know you’re going back, you don’t get a free pass

    • @CantHandleThisCanYa
      @CantHandleThisCanYa 4 месяца назад +4

      Black culture 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @BeverlyPetersen-x1y
    @BeverlyPetersen-x1y 4 месяца назад +2

    I am hooked on this series. I love this

  • @rickyc664
    @rickyc664 6 месяцев назад +7

    As John Witherspoon might say, "sure is a lot of skeezers on this show."

  • @TheAnimalKing
    @TheAnimalKing 6 месяцев назад +96

    Maury- “look at how cute that baby is”
    The baby- *👹*

    • @RBlue-fj2mf
      @RBlue-fj2mf 6 месяцев назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Just spit out my coffee and made my cat jump!🤣🤣🤣

    • @RBlue-fj2mf
      @RBlue-fj2mf 6 месяцев назад +8

      I’m back an hour later to search for this comment and laugh again.🤣🤣🤣🤣it’s even funnier now!🤣

    • @odvdropbox3618
      @odvdropbox3618 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Jyromi
      @Jyromi 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂truf

    • @kathiepg6497
      @kathiepg6497 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dincorta
    @Dincorta 6 месяцев назад +69

    5:28 "Look at those eyes" ... I have never seen 2 more opposite pairs of eyes in all my life.

  • @robertsimmons7556
    @robertsimmons7556 7 месяцев назад +58

    Tracie I love you but you ain’t all that 😂 😂

    • @thoughtbodymanifest
      @thoughtbodymanifest 6 месяцев назад +11

      Maury was too cold with that one! Lol

    • @drwill439
      @drwill439 5 месяцев назад +5

      Tracy was funny as hell 😂 "I CANT TAKE CARE OF ALL OF EM"😂

  • @dominewimbury2039
    @dominewimbury2039 5 месяцев назад +4

    And an attitude to whoop they arse! Absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarioClark-d3v
    @MarioClark-d3v 5 месяцев назад +7

    If i claimed every baby that "looked " like me id have 10000 children. 😂😂😂

  • @rororo1126
    @rororo1126 6 месяцев назад +26

    The first one shouldn’t have even got the $3 😅😅

    • @queene3oh3
      @queene3oh3 6 месяцев назад

      Right🤔She's Only A TWO Cent Heaux At Best🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @marcusanderson933
    @marcusanderson933 6 месяцев назад +36

    I love watching these tricks and tramps embarrass themselves!

  • @period8705
    @period8705 6 месяцев назад +78

    Some of these "mothers" need to stop naming their kids these Walmart names.

    • @RBlue-fj2mf
      @RBlue-fj2mf 6 месяцев назад +11

      Walmart names???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @period8705
      @period8705 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@RBlue-fj2mf lol yes Walmart names. Go to your local Walmart and read the name tags of their black employees.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@period8705 lol

    • @CanIBeYoBabyDad
      @CanIBeYoBabyDad 4 месяца назад +2

      ​🤦🏾riod8705🤦🏾🤦🏾

  • @fcstylz
    @fcstylz 5 месяцев назад +5

    "You can always make it right if you put a cap on it kid" - Maury

  • @stevegallenbeck1497
    @stevegallenbeck1497 5 месяцев назад +9

    Look that baby has 10 fingers an 10 toes just like their daddy

  • @hyriesmith
    @hyriesmith 7 месяцев назад +139

    Why do so many women get offended when the men ask for a DNA?

    • @CraigBarron-z4f
      @CraigBarron-z4f 6 месяцев назад +43

      Cos they hate admitting they're trollops!!

    • @fionahamilton7231
      @fionahamilton7231 6 месяцев назад +11

      Because not all women cheat .that's why

    • @Abdul95Rachman
      @Abdul95Rachman 6 месяцев назад +24

      because they think the world works based on their feelings

    • @phoenixsinclair2959
      @phoenixsinclair2959 6 месяцев назад +38

      Only the ones who have something to hide get offended.

    • @chrisredfield1988
      @chrisredfield1988 6 месяцев назад +33

      DNA tests should be given at birth anyway. What's $400 on top of the 10k it costs to deliver a child.

  • @rororo1126
    @rororo1126 6 месяцев назад +19

    Dude on the second clip sounds like Mushmouth from Fat Albert 😭😭💀

  • @DianeGoodoien
    @DianeGoodoien 6 месяцев назад +16

    I wonder how many times Maury has had, "Oh crap here we go!!! Moments?!? 😂

  • @hamdanjantan3462
    @hamdanjantan3462 5 месяцев назад +3

    37:41,
    Daniele : " You are the..."
    Maury : " You are not the father...."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gordonallen9095
    @gordonallen9095 7 месяцев назад +101

    Maury. Exposing 304's since 1991. These episodes never get old.....

    • @melediakite4419
      @melediakite4419 7 месяцев назад +2

      King of the great comments!😂

    • @aliciabrice850
      @aliciabrice850 6 месяцев назад +5

      And the men are no more innocent

  • @marioguy6486
    @marioguy6486 6 месяцев назад +20

    I never get tired of these women getting absolutely dunked on by a test 😂😂

  • @blissfullyme2815
    @blissfullyme2815 6 месяцев назад +20

    These kids are going to watch these videos when they get older and become so traumatized. The kids are always the ones who lose. 😢

  • @SilentHendo
    @SilentHendo 5 месяцев назад +7

    I'd want my $3 back 😂

  • @Fat_Tony_Capaldi
    @Fat_Tony_Capaldi 5 месяцев назад +9

    Maury freeing men since the 90s!

  • @DONTREADMYNAME123
    @DONTREADMYNAME123 2 месяца назад +2

    26:32 That boy said “SHUT THE FRONT DOOR” LMAOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AK-fo1nd
    @AK-fo1nd 6 месяцев назад +35

    There is no "break" in a marriage.

  • @edanderson8413
    @edanderson8413 6 месяцев назад +44

    Truth is not determined by who yells the loudest!

    • @carleyminsker5621
      @carleyminsker5621 6 месяцев назад +2

      I have told my sister this our whole lives lol

    • @robertschaaf7192
      @robertschaaf7192 5 месяцев назад

      THAT’S A LIE . PROVEN TIME AND AGAIN!!!! PROVING IT AGAIN AND MY EARS HURT

    • @CantHandleThisCanYa
      @CantHandleThisCanYa 4 месяца назад

      It is when you're black 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ the inferiority is real

  • @kamaka07
    @kamaka07 6 месяцев назад +24

    Technical finally helping men not be forced to take care of children that aren't there's. Along with making the court system fair for men MANDATORY DNA testing should be required prior to anybody signing a birth certificate or putting a last name on a newborn.

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 6 месяцев назад

      Missouri and Tennessee have made DNA testing at birth mandatory. Just wait -- other states will follow.

  • @brent9571
    @brent9571 Месяц назад +2

    Ah....sweet nostalgia from my 90's childhood ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @gutchiespencer2714
    @gutchiespencer2714 4 месяца назад +6

    I'm getting Lil Richard vibes from Montana.....😂

  • @rafaelmauricio8000
    @rafaelmauricio8000 6 месяцев назад +14

    24:00
    When you declare you are on a break, you think it means it justifies having sexual relations with anyone.
    You wanna be real about not having this kind of debacle?
    Actually breakup and end it officially.
    Beyond that you just want to fool around until you "FEEL" like you want to be "OFFICIAL" again.

  • @smartguy360
    @smartguy360 7 месяцев назад +40

    Maury reaction when rachel said it wasn't 8 just maybe 3, took me out

  • @amystaudte9855
    @amystaudte9855 6 месяцев назад +20

    Between these and Ray Ray videos, I always have something to make me laugh when nothing else will.

  • @mahailiabrown3972
    @mahailiabrown3972 5 месяцев назад +3

    I love the you are not father videos

  • @d3mitchus593
    @d3mitchus593 Месяц назад +1

    I just finally watched the video.
    Because i was to busy laughing at the click cover 😂😂😂

  • @zephyfoxy
    @zephyfoxy 7 месяцев назад +40

    Why the fuck is the crowd clapping for anyone who says "I'm 100% sure that --". That shit backfires so often lol

    • @Yeah_Whocares
      @Yeah_Whocares 7 месяцев назад +8

      The producer tells the crowd when to clap and boo. Before the show they tell the crowd that if you clap and boo loudly they will cut to you and you will be on TV. - Signed... A dude who went to a taping.

    • @Daylin821
      @Daylin821 6 месяцев назад +3

      Reality show manipulation at its finest.

    • @Qwerty-jy9mj
      @Qwerty-jy9mj 6 месяцев назад +3

      "I'm 5,000% sure Mawree!"

    • @zephyfoxy
      @zephyfoxy 6 месяцев назад

      @@Yeah_Whocares Makes sense, that explains the people who jump up and down in the audience lol

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 5 месяцев назад +1

      Crowd of losers in the audience.

  • @stallempir3
    @stallempir3 7 месяцев назад +65

    now we have something to show women if they act offended when we ask for a paternity test

  • @John-ng5ow
    @John-ng5ow 6 месяцев назад +29

    Why do these women do so much of drama when they know the truth !

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 5 месяцев назад

      Wishful thinking. These gals have slept with so many people that they really don’t know. They probably pick the guy with the most money. Often, they sleep with a bunch of losers (like themselves) and can’t know.

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 5 месяцев назад +2

      They are all lifelong Drama Queens.

    • @misteravailable5133
      @misteravailable5133 5 месяцев назад +4

      They find it easier to blame others than take responsibility for their actions.

    • @ronaldperry279
      @ronaldperry279 5 месяцев назад

      Trying to manifest

  • @angela3196
    @angela3196 5 месяцев назад +4

    The mothers & fathers will say "well I bought the baby diapers & wipes" big whoohoo, takes more than that. Wait until the child starts school! That's when it gets expensive 😂

  • @leslee5652
    @leslee5652 Месяц назад

    Great fun to get a blast from the past of the Maury show. Quite entertaining!

  • @huwmather5477
    @huwmather5477 6 месяцев назад +25

    Maury could put a pic of a child and a tin of Heinz tomatoe soup and they could still find similarities

    • @bernardgilbert69
      @bernardgilbert69 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 yeah and I'm the next king of England 😅😅😅

    • @captainflipflop8805
      @captainflipflop8805 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@bernardgilbert69is that you Prince William? 😂😂

    • @dianekimball6812
      @dianekimball6812 7 дней назад

      @@captainflipflop8805 😂

  • @thesun-N-moon8885
    @thesun-N-moon8885 6 месяцев назад +25

    Crazy how in most of the “You are not the father” cases the child usually has a name spelled with using every other letter in the alphabet. It’s almost as if having a father is a necessary thing to having a child with a name that is easily understood. 😂

    • @wolfwillet431
      @wolfwillet431 4 месяца назад +4

      Black names. Few are beautiful but most silly and just trying too hard to be different

    • @keahjahwalker696
      @keahjahwalker696 3 месяца назад

      @@wolfwillet431Oh?..

    • @patriciarivera4485
      @patriciarivera4485 2 месяца назад

      And don't forget the apostrophes

  • @Footy_Fan
    @Footy_Fan 6 месяцев назад +9

    The last one with the two Joses nearly brought tears to my eyes. I have literally seen hundreds of these episodes, and the two Joses is in the top 5 saddest stories I have seen on here. I pray that family can put this behind them and repair their relationships.

    • @mrlenejo
      @mrlenejo 6 месяцев назад

      Why? Both of them seemed to be douchebags to me honestly.

    • @paulsilverstein9168
      @paulsilverstein9168 4 месяца назад

      That’s Jose A and Jose B

  • @Amronpaz145
    @Amronpaz145 Месяц назад +1

    When the mother say look at the eyes the nose the mouth, i see no resemblance on the father, i see that the child looks like the mother😂😂😂.
    I loved watching this show, lots of foolishness and laughter, i never get bored😅.

  • @mrhades652
    @mrhades652 2 месяца назад +1

    Take a shot every time Maury says: 'How cute are they?' when they bring up the baby photo, LOL😂

  • @DeathswingKettlebell
    @DeathswingKettlebell 6 месяцев назад +69

    Child support is for the child, not the bills.

    • @msw949669
      @msw949669 6 месяцев назад +9

      Except the child also needs a roof over its head, electricity, heat and water, maybe a phone in case of emergencies, and all that in addition to clothes and food. 🤦

    • @odvdropbox3618
      @odvdropbox3618 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@msw949669nope.
      1. If you were alone you need all those things too,
      2. Any judge will tell you that you are 50% responsible for the costs. So half of the costs are on you.

    • @NexusFantismo
      @NexusFantismo 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@msw949669 an adult is supposed to put a roof over their own head regardless. Are you saying that if these women didn't have children they would be living on the street?

    • @Nelley_Nell_507
      @Nelley_Nell_507 6 месяцев назад +6

      ⁠@@NexusFantismostupid statement. An adult needs all of those things. True indeed. But less is used if it’s just one person to worry about. I would not have the house I have if I didn’t have a child. It would be less bills etc. having a child will make those bills go up. The child support money is for the child. And best believe it’s used for the child.

    • @patriciarivera4485
      @patriciarivera4485 2 месяца назад +1

      How about DNA before child support, not necessarily at birth.