The Internet Said So | EP 157 | NYE Traditions, Procrastination and World’s Laziest People

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing NYE traditions, procrastination and world’s laziest people.
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Комментарии • 216

  • @VarunThakurOfficial
    @VarunThakurOfficial  Год назад +68

    TISS fam! Good job on the #JusticeforVarun. Unfortunately it’s backfired and Nikita’s told me that I’m NEVER getting the room back :| :|

  • @divyendu17
    @divyendu17 Год назад +37

    108 Defilements/Earthly Temptations of Buddhism:
    1. Abuse
    2. Aggression
    3. Ambition
    4. Anger
    5. Arrogance
    6. Baseness
    7. Blasphemy
    8. Calculation
    9. Callousness
    10. Capriciousness (unaccountable changes of mood or behavior)
    11. Censoriousness (being severely critical of others)
    12. Conceitedness
    13. Contempt
    14. Cruelty
    15. Cursing
    16. Debasement
    17. Deceit
    18. Deception
    19. Dlusion
    20. Derision
    21. Desire for fame
    22. Dipsomania (alcoholism characterized by intermittent bouts of craving)
    23. Discord
    24. Disrespect
    25. Disrespectfulness
    26. Dissatisfaction
    27. Dogmatism
    28. Dominance
    29. Eagerness for power
    30. Effrontery (insolent or impertinent behavior)
    31. Egoism
    32. Enviousness
    33. Envy
    34. Excessiveness
    35. Faithlessness
    36. Falseness
    37. Furtiveness
    38. Gambling
    39. Garrulity (tediously talking about trivial matters)
    40. Gluttony
    41. Greed
    42. Greed for money
    43. Grudge
    44. Hard-heartedness
    45. Hatred
    46. Haughtiness
    47. High-handedness
    48. Hostility
    49. Humiliation
    50. Hurt
    51. Hypocrisy
    52. Ignorance
    53. Imperiousness (assuming power or authority without justification)
    54. Imposture (pretending to be someone else in order to deceive)
    55. Impudence
    56. Inattentiveness
    57. Indifference
    58. Ingratitude
    59. Insatiability
    60. Insidiousness
    61. Intolerance
    62. Intransigence (unwilling or refusing to change one's views or to agree about something); 63. Irresponsibility
    64. Jealousy
    65. Know-it-all
    66. Lack of comprehension
    67. Laziness
    68. Lecherousness
    69. Lying
    70. Malignancy
    71. Manipulation
    72. Masochism
    73. Mercilessness
    74. Negativity
    75. Obsession
    76. Obstinacy
    77. Oppression
    78. Ostentatiousness
    79. Pessimism
    80. Prejudice
    81. Presumption
    82. Pretence
    83. Pride
    84. Prodigality (spending money or using resources freely and recklessly)
    85. Quarrelsomeness
    86. Rage
    87. Rapacity (being aggressively greedy or grasping)
    88. Ridicule
    89. Sadism
    90. Sarcasm
    91. Seducement
    92. Self-denial
    93. Self-hatred
    94. Sexual lust
    95. Shamelessness
    96. Stinginess
    97. Stubbornness
    98. Torment
    99. Tyranny
    100. Unkindness
    101. Unruliness
    102. Unyielding
    103. Vanity
    104. Vndictiveness
    105. Violence
    106. Violent temper
    107. Voluptuousness
    108. Wrath

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +5

      Thank you for compiling it so well! I love it!

    • @pradhyudh
      @pradhyudh Год назад +1

      Mast hai Bhai

  • @saumyatasingh1845
    @saumyatasingh1845 Год назад +207

    Varun didn't go to the party so that he can prove he's an Ambivert
    What dedication 😂

  • @shubu041
    @shubu041 Год назад +23

    1:49
    Was it only me or anyone else noticed Varun making a heart shape gesture while talking about liver 😂❤

  • @jazzybooooo
    @jazzybooooo Год назад +201

    Kautuk's cat previously belonged to schrödinger!

    • @RitajDubey
      @RitajDubey Год назад

      Guys like Kowtuk steal all them pussies yo!

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +7

      Now it’s Srivastava’s Cat.

    • @Xeroffice
      @Xeroffice Год назад +7

      Kautuk also previously belonged and lived there

    • @jazzybooooo
      @jazzybooooo Год назад

      @@Xeroffice 😂😂

    • @pranav.tripathi
      @pranav.tripathi Год назад +1

      @@Xeroffice wdym Neville owns the box

  • @pooja67546464
    @pooja67546464 Год назад +22

    Procrastination topic - Never seen Neville happier and more excited 😂

  • @saurabhjoshi2226
    @saurabhjoshi2226 Год назад +60

    I still remember older podcasts where Varun told his new year stories. Very hilarious😂

  • @sriee_0793
    @sriee_0793 Год назад +63

    I like how it became 2 peti mahina,it was pehele 1 peti
    And Bawa reacted the same both times lol😂💀

  • @hussupussu
    @hussupussu Год назад +26

    Me: I'll watch 10 mins of the TISS podcast and get back to work..
    (Reality: Finished this whole episode and rewatched a few old episodes too) #forinspiration

  • @adithyav9283
    @adithyav9283 Год назад +41

    I spent half the podcast wondering why kautuk's shirt says RCBCL before realising that it actually says REBEL 😂😂

  • @Pasdpawn
    @Pasdpawn Год назад +6

    Adar is looking like an early 2000s bollywood side actor who’s always the first one to get beaten up by the villains

  • @maitrakhatri
    @maitrakhatri Год назад +8

    Kautuk SAME PINCH !!!!! I was super sick and read THE WHITE TIGER on 31st, started around 3-4 in the afternoon and completed at 1:30 in the night, LOVED IT !!!!!!!

  • @saishkantak2538
    @saishkantak2538 Год назад +8

    Procrastinating while laughing about how i am procrastinating and continue to procrastinate... ahhh

  • @rik2964
    @rik2964 Год назад +14

    I managed to study for my sem exam today 3 hours before and it went good. The satisfaction i got after giving exam by putting so low effort . Felt like Tom Cruise. Arousal delay 💯

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala Год назад +11

    2023 is hitting Kautuk HARD! beard whitening rapidly

  • @himanshuRamaani
    @himanshuRamaani Год назад +4

    There exist Placebo meds, it's called homoeopathy...😭🤣

  • @sharvarihasabnis9876
    @sharvarihasabnis9876 Год назад +6

    Begum totally got the assignment!👍💯

  • @blissfulbubble99
    @blissfulbubble99 Год назад +7

    The passion with which bawa speaks about his creative process and procrastination 🤌🥺🏻

  • @pubalipramanik2804
    @pubalipramanik2804 Год назад +5

    In Japan, at the end of the year, a bell is chimed 108 times in Buddhist temples to finish the old year and welcome the new one. Each ring represents one of 108 earthly temptations (Bonnō) a person must overcome to achieve nirvana.

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala Год назад +3

    heard of Method Actor, Varun is a Method Comedian.. procrastinating because needs a laptop and then writing a joke about the procrastination due to laptop! Waah Waah Waah!!

  • @hulk94smash
    @hulk94smash Год назад +8

    Mastt episode 💯
    Facts bhi the, stories bhi thi, personal stories bhi thi..
    Procrastination relate haha

  • @um-rz2dz
    @um-rz2dz Год назад +13

    My kind of podcast😂
    Awww the cat😭 the little big yawns😭
    Pity she went back to sleep after stretching😂
    This is probably my favourite episode now😌
    Goal: write everyday at sunsets or any time of the day

    • @lijomathew8373
      @lijomathew8373 Год назад +1

      So choosing procrastination and laziness as topics was NOT A COINCIDENCE. 😁

  • @ronikagarwal7018
    @ronikagarwal7018 Год назад +6

    Was about to go for lunch while i was procrastinating for work since a week and did not not what to watch while eating. Completely forgot it was a Tuesday when this popped up.

  • @SwishGamer23
    @SwishGamer23 Год назад +4

    Kautuk Transitioning into Tom Hanks from castaway with a hair stylist

  • @sanikapitale7876
    @sanikapitale7876 Год назад +9

    Just like I am procrastinating studying for my finals, writing a report, an assignment and a synopsis by watching tiss

  • @umarbutt1984
    @umarbutt1984 Год назад +5

    The underwear tradition.... so if they use the chaddi with all the colours, a noice from the inside the chaddi will say "by your colours combined, I am captain planet" 😅😅😅😅

  • @jarmangill5911
    @jarmangill5911 Год назад +14

    Pathaan trailer ka full podcast chahiye next and needs to know if BaBa thinks it can pass bectel test

  • @dhairyasheelkale603
    @dhairyasheelkale603 Год назад +2

    Procrastination in one word: merchandise.
    Even after “publicly announcing“.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +12

    Kautuk looks really good with the longish beard.

  • @krusings-bq2qg
    @krusings-bq2qg Год назад +4

    literally procrastinated feeding myself to watch this episode

  • @julianasboyfriend
    @julianasboyfriend Год назад +3

    avatar gill joke was tooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, and i loved it how bawa asked permission for it

  • @deepanjan_paul
    @deepanjan_paul Год назад +5

    Just woke up to a TISS new episode notification. Chai piyesh aur dekhesh!

  • @priyanshshrivastava5861
    @priyanshshrivastava5861 Год назад +4

    Madonna on the rocks 😂
    we got you Aadar

  • @julianasboyfriend
    @julianasboyfriend Год назад +4

    varun's home now looks like something you might find in architecture digest, kudos to nikita

  • @zainabm.m.
    @zainabm.m. Год назад +3

    This episode on procrastination came one hour late.

  • @wildest.dreams
    @wildest.dreams Год назад +5

    Loved the episode…..my resolution was to excercise but I broke my elbow and therefore can’t 😅

  • @prasadposam
    @prasadposam Год назад +1

    If anyone is interested , Paintings are from Alphonso Mucha

  • @kaustubh1969
    @kaustubh1969 Год назад +2

    @37:00 onwards it’s brilliant. Thanks Kautuk

  • @SweetSourPickle
    @SweetSourPickle Год назад +3

    Butter Chicken

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +4

    I mean, in ‘90s Mainstream Hindi Cinema, the dialogues were mostly written on set. Idk if that’s procrastination.

  • @kanikjuneja9986
    @kanikjuneja9986 Год назад +4

    I empathise with Varun's 2 peti mahina. December me pura paisha jayinga 🥲😭

  • @dnyanadamadlekar9307
    @dnyanadamadlekar9307 Месяц назад

    108 is an important number in Hinduism and Buddhism. In Hinduism, it is the number used for chanting and mantra repetition. According to Vedic cosmology, the distance between the divine and our bodies is 108 units, and with each chant, a person is believed to be one unit closer to the divine. In Buddhism, it is believed that each ring of a Buddhist rosary represents one of the 108 earthly temptations (Bonnō) that a person must overcome to achieve nirvana.

  • @adityabhatia8892
    @adityabhatia8892 Год назад +1

    Sasta ranveer singh strikes back after a long time. Happy New Year to TISS and TISS Army , missed you all , love - Sasta Ranveer Singh

  • @drkulkarnishriram6326
    @drkulkarnishriram6326 Год назад +3

    Bawa's the therapy I needed today !!

  • @salvi2606
    @salvi2606 Год назад +2

    Decided to walk for an hour everyday this year going strong listing to ur podcast.. feels like walking with frns.. as is I Don't contribute much in groups.. busy procrastinating... this podcast felt like my group is discussing about me

  • @ashankpriyadarshi1733
    @ashankpriyadarshi1733 Год назад +1

    5:33 Kautuk legend😂

  • @sanidhyak9049
    @sanidhyak9049 Год назад +6

    Varun was so excited to tell new year stories, that he forgot to plug in the mic. *sad mic noises*

    • @VarunThakurOfficial
      @VarunThakurOfficial  Год назад +3

      It’s happened in 2 recordings now 😢

    • @sanidhyak9049
      @sanidhyak9049 Год назад +5

      @@VarunThakurOfficial Koi nahi yogesh bhai, hota rehta hai. Ohh sorry I meant Varun

  • @Starlord3d3
    @Starlord3d3 Год назад +3

    Loved Meows appearance. I wish she had some inputs on Procrastination and Laziness 🤩

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +7

    As someone who studied Sociology, life is research. I can turn any seemingly mundane activity into an Academic Paper with a good title.

    • @homosapien5156
      @homosapien5156 Год назад +2

      Pretty much same here. Although I am studying Anthropology.

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +1

      @@homosapien5156 Anthropology and Sociology are Social Science Siblings

  • @paradoxgot522
    @paradoxgot522 Год назад +5

    extreme laziness is also a symptom of chronic depression...so many of this history figure might be just depressed, which makes stories quite sad 🫥

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Год назад +2

    New year Resolution : I want to get my dream job this year 😀

  • @anjuchoudhary3491
    @anjuchoudhary3491 Год назад +6

    In South India, we make colorful Rangoli/Kolam/Muggu on 1st Jan to welcome the new year. 😊✨
    It is always a pleasure to walk around colorful streets on the first day of the year.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +20

    Varun is really proving himself as an Ambivert: He didn’t go with his friends to party and be inebriated.

  • @AdityaMadduri
    @AdityaMadduri Год назад

    The procrastination discussion might be one of the best things discussed on the podcast. Both hilarious and deeply frustrating

  • @hamzahkhan2328
    @hamzahkhan2328 Год назад +5

    Begumbottom

  • @bawasimp
    @bawasimp Год назад

    9:20 bawa: “mujhe sunke hangover ho rha hai”

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +2

    16:42 Ok, #JusticeForVarun has been rescinded on the grounds that there are some of us (points to self) who don’t compute ‘travelling light’. Normalise ever expanding luggage on vacation.

  • @triptisharma5121
    @triptisharma5121 Год назад +1

    Aadar in the outro 😂😂😂

  • @ChinmayTiwariOfficial
    @ChinmayTiwariOfficial Год назад +5

    Book 31st October 2023 as Halloween special ghost stories.

  • @gayatripatil07
    @gayatripatil07 Год назад +1

    Like how I'm procrastinating my submissions which are due tomorrow!

  • @anandmahamuni5442
    @anandmahamuni5442 Год назад +2

    No what is this, I have finals in a week and they drop one about procrastination 😭

  • @likun54
    @likun54 Год назад

    kotuk- procastination
    nevile - " hold my beer"

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +2

    Varun ‘I have the older version of an Old Monk Bottle’ Thakur is going to have a Dry January? Good luck from my side! I’d say ‘Cheers!’ but that’d be a January ruined.

  • @vasinelluri1936
    @vasinelluri1936 5 месяцев назад

    There is a cattttt … there is a cat in cowtunk’s window @ 1:11:51 bottom right corner

  • @meghnachoudhury1622
    @meghnachoudhury1622 Год назад +2

    Good to see y'all together after so long ❤️

  • @dwaipayansinha4119
    @dwaipayansinha4119 Год назад +3

    What do TISS fans not procrastinate about? Watching the show obviously

  • @umarbutt1984
    @umarbutt1984 Год назад

    School for scandel sounds like the first improv show😅

  • @romanarumki4683
    @romanarumki4683 Год назад +3

    Whenever the ministers went to the king to complain, he would say "Talk to my throne!"✋🏼🙄
    #oksorry🚶🏻‍♀️

  • @balshankar6140
    @balshankar6140 Год назад +2

    Max love ❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹. Happy new year guys... hope I get to catch u guys live

  • @meher5935
    @meher5935 Год назад

    Here for Neville and his sour grape jokes. Love you all boys HNY

  • @GladwinGracias
    @GladwinGracias Год назад

    The post credits clips 🤣🤣🤣

  • @piyushbhageria9170
    @piyushbhageria9170 Год назад

    Deewane Hue Paagal is a classic and one of the last true comedies!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +4

    Not even a second and I will say I noticed the change in Varun’s Partition.

  • @deesesu8337
    @deesesu8337 Год назад +1

    #JusticeForVarun AND #JusticeForAadarsMonkeyFact !

  • @Shalaka4049
    @Shalaka4049 Год назад

    Aadar is looking so pretty 🥺

  • @sonali5910
    @sonali5910 Год назад +2

    So happy to see this posted ❤️

  • @nikhil_mahajan685
    @nikhil_mahajan685 Год назад

    Just wanted to Thank Neville for recommending MODERN FAMILY in one of the episodes. Complete dekehesh 3 baar ❤

  • @ritu1547
    @ritu1547 Год назад +1

    Adaar didn't even complete his cops nye date stry 😭...i feel sorry for him...we want to know

  • @ishanrangarajan6546
    @ishanrangarajan6546 Год назад +1

    #justiceForVarun

  • @rushabhgangar7148
    @rushabhgangar7148 Год назад +2

    Since when are we having post credit scenes in tiss episodes.

  • @aarohiketkar
    @aarohiketkar 8 месяцев назад

    Varun went from 1 peti mahina to 2 peti mahina. That's inflation.

  • @tejasjoshi1479
    @tejasjoshi1479 Год назад

    This podcast kept reminding me of all my unfinished chores yaar 🤦🤦🤦

  • @julianasboyfriend
    @julianasboyfriend Год назад

    aadar is my best friend now, for watching all season of modern family, i have watched it 5 times, this is my 6th rerun, matlab kuch aur touch hi nahi karna hai, breakfast,lunch,dinner me khana nahi hai to chalega, modern family hona chahiye.....also guys please discuss kardo na modern family chalo 15 minutes ke liye hi sahi

  • @indp8752
    @indp8752 Год назад +1

    just TISS for varun

  • @aarohiketkar
    @aarohiketkar 8 месяцев назад

    So, Kautuk said to write down the resolution of this year here. Well, I didn't back then but, here's how it went -
    I was supposed to be engaged by the end of this year and married at the start of next. I'm single.
    (It wasn't a random resolution, was in a long term relationship and the marriage talks were always there.)

  • @venkatavaradhanchakravarthy
    @venkatavaradhanchakravarthy Год назад +2

    Funniest episode ever

  • @OmkarDeshmukh4
    @OmkarDeshmukh4 Год назад +2

    Varun, it was an 1 peti mahina till last year!

  • @amruta0892
    @amruta0892 Год назад

    Loved the avatar gill joke Bawa!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +1

    How I’ve come to see New Year’s Day is that I celebrate it between 4:00 pm IST on both 31st December and 1st January which corresponds to the International Date Line.

  • @sanket7_
    @sanket7_ Год назад +1

    We need seperate cam for kautuk's cat 😼

  • @ujjwaldkl
    @ujjwaldkl Год назад

    I am gonna complete DevOps at the end of the year.

  • @rockybalboa6969
    @rockybalboa6969 Год назад

    14:39 best

  • @HrishiK
    @HrishiK Год назад +5

    108 is also an auspicious number in Hinduism. The mala that hindus saints used to count has 108 beads. So Japanese aren't the only one who are "precise" guys.

  • @ankushrai7366
    @ankushrai7366 Год назад

    There was No fireworks at Marine drive this year :/

  • @subramanyakinik3774
    @subramanyakinik3774 Год назад +1

    schitzngiggles

  • @himanshachhaparwal3342
    @himanshachhaparwal3342 Год назад

    Please upload this on Spotify soon 😢

  • @manasvipatel4751
    @manasvipatel4751 Год назад

    Avtar Gill joke is the best

  • @saahilsiddiqui6762
    @saahilsiddiqui6762 Год назад +1

    Good decision to release podcast well after the release of pathaan trailer

  • @sharan9799
    @sharan9799 Год назад

    Ending 😂

  • @walterabraham1127
    @walterabraham1127 Год назад +1

    #JusticeForVarun