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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • In the Courtroom

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  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 4 года назад +30

    “GWILT! GWA-HILT!” instead of “Guilt! Guilt!” slays me every time 😂😂😂

    • @donnrutherford7059
      @donnrutherford7059 2 года назад +2

      Maybe it's Griff taking the piss out of Welsh in an English court or out of both

  • @Arrested101
    @Arrested101 16 лет назад +21

    "Perhaps you'd like to join me for lunch!"

  • @SjaanK85
    @SjaanK85 14 лет назад +39

    I love it how when Griff almost laughs at 1:35.
    They always leave that in the sketch. Brilliant!

  • @stewartchristie3408
    @stewartchristie3408 2 года назад +6

    My favourite bit is when Mel shouts off camera "what are you talking about!"
    RIP Mel
    A funny lovely man.

  • @k.c.lejeune6613
    @k.c.lejeune6613 6 лет назад +17

    "Aha, even my learned in counsel for the defense admits it!"

  • @zakelwe
    @zakelwe 5 лет назад +13

    "a cross between a human vegetable and Ronny Barker"
    great side gag ........

  • @dharmaseed
    @dharmaseed 15 лет назад +56

    My Lord, are we going to let phonetic discrepancies deter us from the FACTS?
    Love Griff-Rhys-Jones.

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 5 лет назад +5

      A very strong comeback! Remember to use it whenever you get cornered during an argument.

  • @marguskiis7711
    @marguskiis7711 2 года назад +11

    The ensemble play is amazing. Especially Smith's facial expressions

  • @geoffreyguestion2843
    @geoffreyguestion2843 Год назад +2

    My favorite part is always that the books Griff mentions are all "teach yourself law" books.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +13

    Griff Rhys-Jones at his hilarious best.

  • @fanciot
    @fanciot 3 года назад +10

    Rowan Atkinson has always been a master at playing the roles of older characters. 1:50 His bony oblong face! 😂
    (and Griff is a very talented actor. Bravo!)

  • @apenisavatuniveivuke7650
    @apenisavatuniveivuke7650 7 лет назад +11

    A tissue, a tissue... Bless you My Lord.

    • @frankb780
      @frankb780 6 лет назад +3

      apenisa yabaki LOL I didn't get that at first, thanks!!!

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 Месяц назад

      I want to know if Mel Smith was trying not to laugh when he covered his face with his hand there.

  • @kyleaustin7045
    @kyleaustin7045 4 года назад +7

    I just love Atkinson's facial expression.

  • @Marcus.Robinson
    @Marcus.Robinson 4 месяца назад +1

    “WHAT is the uh-lee-bee?” 🤣🤣

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 8 лет назад +28

    Aleebee... Died from this word! XD

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 4 месяца назад +1

    A tissue a tissue. Bless you me lord 😂

  • @uddiptalukdar
    @uddiptalukdar 13 лет назад +9

    :P, he is speaking in my accent! I have understood all the words!!

  • @Mojosbigstick
    @Mojosbigstick 11 лет назад +9

    I'm so glad I'm a native English speaker. I'd have hated to have learnt it from scratch!

  • @johnx9774
    @johnx9774 3 года назад +23

    This is such a great sketch, one of my favourites, even though it has a lame ending.

  • @ATurtle05
    @ATurtle05 10 лет назад +16

    Love this sketch, every time I mispronounce words (on purpose) for my grand-children. "Skizzors" for Scissors and "Saw sages" for Sausages etc. When my "Girls" have a spelling test they do brilliantly!

    • @AlfonsoPosada
      @AlfonsoPosada 2 года назад +3

      I worked teaching Spanish and English languages.
      Playing with words is an excellent help for students and it even develops their sense of humour.
      Bit by bit, of course.

    • @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563
      @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563 2 года назад

      Interesting! I think I'll try that! 😁

  • @SleepyChocolateNinja
    @SleepyChocolateNinja 12 лет назад +26

    This kind of reminds me of when my sister kept referring to Copernicus as "Copper-Knickers"

    • @Mistersandyrobertson
      @Mistersandyrobertson 2 года назад +1

      My grandmother called a hysterectomy a hysterical-rectum.

    • @Sojoboscribe
      @Sojoboscribe Год назад

      So did Michael Flanders of Flanders and Swann in his bit on him.

  • @elliotg25
    @elliotg25 17 лет назад +10

    Absolutely legendary!

  • @keithbaines4363
    @keithbaines4363 Год назад +2

    Glad they referenced ronnie Barker....obvious influences

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 Год назад +2

    I knew he pronounced Alibi wrong but couldn't remember the correct way myself. No wonder. I was schooled in french before english and i think i may have said it his way often

  • @RobRidleyLive
    @RobRidleyLive 6 лет назад +43

    I believe this chap is going to be Donald Trump's next nomination for a position as federal judge in the District of Columbia.

    • @anthonypie9509
      @anthonypie9509 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂⚰️

    • @lynnegee6814
      @lynnegee6814 Год назад +3

      Hah! I can't help wondering how that worked out for you

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +4

    0:40 1:43 3:11 3:23 and 3:34 LOL Rowan's reaction at 0:40 is priceless.

  • @colourlessred
    @colourlessred 2 года назад +8

    "The question is crucial"
    "But we don't understand the question..."
    😂😂

  • @Finnishbastard
    @Finnishbastard 15 лет назад +5

    "I would like to ask you few... qvestions.."

  • @black_hawk9638
    @black_hawk9638 9 лет назад +3

    I love the layout of the courtroom

  • @EvaSnyder
    @EvaSnyder 6 лет назад +6

    questions
    alibi
    guilt
    alias
    nefarious
    allege
    spouse
    fatale
    public
    nuisance
    testimony
    tissue
    fury
    scorned

  • @jointhe6461
    @jointhe6461 7 лет назад +5

    I love how, during the speech at the end, Rowan Atkinson gradually sounds more and more Beanlike.

  • @jogsterman
    @jogsterman 16 лет назад +4

    all egged....classic..lol

  • @magdykamel4120
    @magdykamel4120 8 лет назад +2

    the judge used his time to work as a interpreter lololo

  • @symeonhelms3972
    @symeonhelms3972 9 лет назад +5

    Another Not the nine o'clock news favourite

  • @MHOvi-nj6dv
    @MHOvi-nj6dv 2 года назад +1

    Old is Gold.

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 2 года назад

    These people exist and they know what they’re doing. Annoying the bloody hell out of the rest of us.

  • @eckpolmick5080
    @eckpolmick5080 2 года назад +1

    Rowan is brilliant as always

  • @triggerfish999
    @triggerfish999 5 дней назад

    As a student of philosophy i studied Dave Cart

  • @kazuhirala
    @kazuhirala 5 лет назад +2

    From the very start he calls the judge "my lahd"

  • @merdufer
    @merdufer 15 лет назад +8

    there's a good chance he's pronouncing the names in proper latin

  • @robertashley7751
    @robertashley7751 3 месяца назад

    British judges do not have a gavel

  • @cmolodiets
    @cmolodiets 2 года назад +7

    C'est le genre de reactions qu'ont mes interlocuteurs quand j'essaye de parler englais

    • @janbonsema5888
      @janbonsema5888 5 месяцев назад

      au contraire ! Mes propres experiences me disent que ton anglais typique montrent appreciation pour un ame que volontierment párle anglais y qu' ils sont toujour prets de t'aider , comprendre , y faire des nouveaux amities en plus !

  • @ShatteredxSpiritx
    @ShatteredxSpiritx 12 лет назад +12

    three people didn't have an aleebee :) x

  • @paultodd7806
    @paultodd7806 Год назад +1

    Ah when comedy was great and we could laugh at ourselves 😂 them where the day’s 😢

  • @NicNacSM
    @NicNacSM 2 года назад +1

    The barrister must be convicted before the lady for being such a confident murderer (of English language)

  • @notreallydavid
    @notreallydavid 10 месяцев назад

    Unbeatable TV/film barrister shtick from GRJ - glasses on / glasses off / glasses back on again.

  • @johnrutledge8267
    @johnrutledge8267 2 года назад +2

    funny thing is that some of these odd pronunciations may have correct, at least in the thirteenth century ...

  • @mithrandir491
    @mithrandir491 13 лет назад +4

    to behave like a cross between a human vegetable and ronnie barker.
    :epic:

  • @warpnin3
    @warpnin3 5 лет назад

    Eight people have gone under an alley-ass

  • @42lookc
    @42lookc 4 года назад +3

    I had trouble with 'epitome' when I was young. I saw it written before I heard it pronounced, and thought it was 'ep-i-twam'.

    • @Undivided-X
      @Undivided-X 2 года назад

      Same. With hyperbole too.

    • @G6JPG
      @G6JPG Год назад

      For me it was misled, which I assumed rhymed with fizzled. Can work the other way round too - I remember thinking there was a word (spelt) kayos.

    • @Sojoboscribe
      @Sojoboscribe Год назад

      When I was a kid, I got mad when I discovered there is no "q" in "choir" (well not in that one, "quire" is a measure of writing paper).
      and for a while I thought "doughty" was pronounced more or less the same as "dough".

  • @raymichaels5022
    @raymichaels5022 3 года назад +1

    AliArse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mjmjmj50
    @mjmjmj50 29 дней назад

    The aleebee😅

  • @paulfallon7038
    @paulfallon7038 8 месяцев назад

    Pam looks good enough to eat here😃

  • @giash1
    @giash1 5 лет назад

    Halfway through, I'm thinking The two Ronnies, then he mentions Ronnie Barker!

  • @boboften9952
    @boboften9952 2 года назад +1

    Find And Watch
    " Four Candles "
    Two Ronnie's
    Brilliant Language Use .
    Also
    Ronnie Barkers
    " Mispronouncation Sketch "
    ( Brilliantly Done In One Take )
    Is A Must Find And View .

    • @Sojoboscribe
      @Sojoboscribe Год назад

      WHICH mispronunciation sketch, he did about half a dozen over the run of the show.

  • @brianmccann2806
    @brianmccann2806 2 года назад

    Griff sounded like Robert hardy at the start of sketch

  • @apenisavatuniveivuke7650
    @apenisavatuniveivuke7650 7 лет назад +1

    "Milard"

  • @denisesaunders3067
    @denisesaunders3067 2 года назад +1

    Griff was funny in the court.

  • @Johnno9989
    @Johnno9989 5 лет назад +2

    Next thing, he'd be like; "Anybody care for some cham-paggun?"

  • @signal1538
    @signal1538 6 лет назад +2

    Hell hath no furry

  • @k.c.lejeune6613
    @k.c.lejeune6613 6 лет назад +3

    ALEEBEE, GWILTY, GWILT, ALLEY-ASS, PUBE-LICK NOOEY-SANCE, SPOSE, FATTAL, NEFFA-RY-ASS, TISS-WAY, ALL-EGGED, FURRY

  • @_Are_You_Stupid_
    @_Are_You_Stupid_ Год назад

    I have an Alley-ass

  • @o_t_m_
    @o_t_m_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    Probably newly relevant for those who learn a lot on the Internet. You know a word and exactly what it means, but you have no clue how to actually pronounce it, since you've only read it, never heard it spoken.

  • @reuvengershon6625
    @reuvengershon6625 2 года назад +1

    Was this sketch written by Gerald Wiley?

  • @anwayaprakashmishra7777
    @anwayaprakashmishra7777 2 года назад

    World is really small cuz dew days back I heard that hell quote in squid games

  • @1KSarah
    @1KSarah 2 года назад

    0:30 Actually, that's exactly how alibi is pronounced in Hebrew.

  • @jakubkrcma
    @jakubkrcma 2 года назад

    ❤️

  • @GumbootZone
    @GumbootZone 10 месяцев назад

    Ha!

  • @rolfdejonge3915
    @rolfdejonge3915 3 года назад

    ✌️🤠🌟

  • @magdykamel4120
    @magdykamel4120 8 лет назад +2

    yes my lord

  • @michaelchen9664
    @michaelchen9664 7 лет назад

    half of my understanding, could some one explain me what the hell are they talking about?

  • @FvonZeikhoven
    @FvonZeikhoven 15 лет назад

    Crabtree's father ;)

  • @garethjennings7192
    @garethjennings7192 Год назад

    Seriously what is alley arse?

  • @neverfearchrisishere
    @neverfearchrisishere 13 лет назад +3

    Good to see them keeping up the old comedy tradition of filling all female roles with page 3 models :)

    • @robertengland8285
      @robertengland8285 4 года назад +8

      Are you referring to Dr Connolly?

    • @rnstoo1
      @rnstoo1 2 года назад

      @@robertengland8285 Indeed. Billy Connelly's wife. PHD. Bit more than a "page 3 model"

  • @hoss1962
    @hoss1962 16 лет назад

    "learned counsel" - sorry can't stop being a lawyer - apologies for being a grammar/ spelling fascist...

  • @markmurphy8078
    @markmurphy8078 11 месяцев назад

    Ah, the British Legal System....the finest and most impartial in the World...so long as you're not Black, Irish, Gay, Female, etc.,....😮😢😂

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 8 месяцев назад

    I don't know, he'd probably still have been a better Director of the CPS than Keir Starmer.

  • @Quiras2
    @Quiras2 15 лет назад

    あははははは 超面白い ^_^

  • @stevebritgimp
    @stevebritgimp 14 лет назад

    @Scientor
    Indeed - that's what I implied by 'would be'. If he was speaking Latin it might sound better than people's usual rendering. Anyway, this pales into insignificant besides Pam S's awesomeness.

  • @albertbatfinder5240
    @albertbatfinder5240 2 года назад

    Seems so slow compared to 2022 comedy. The style today is to move on to something else the moment (or even just before) the audience gets what’s going on. Back then they kept bobbing into the same barrel to bring out more apples, some good, some bad.

  • @englishgeezer655
    @englishgeezer655 2 года назад

    I really liked NTNON but this is crap.