At the end the sounds of disapproval Snarkcookie makes are equally representative to how watching this mission and it's aftereffects makes me feel. Goddammit, Kojima. You creep.
I can definitely see why you've been looking forward to upload this update, it was really well done. Also that's definitely one way to foreshadow Big Boss' downfall into villainy.
Aw Chip, you missed something in the date mission! When you come back after beating it and Paz is dressed...like that...if you approach her from behind, you can CQC grab her and interrogate her with the stun rod to make Snake even more creepy.
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This is cute and very weird at the same time. Not the underwear time after the mission though. That's not cute. Amanda looks good at least. Also KYEHHHHH!
There's rumors that it's part of a dream sequence, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is something a boss controlled, is a boss, just the new evil robot, or whatever bullshit Kojima comes up with to make it a really real thing.
I like the way you kind of have to homebrew pick-up lines for this mission since for one, it's a hilariously creative use of Co-Ops Comms for single player. For two, I like imagining how it went in the recording booth when and if Kojima wanted otherwise. David Hayter: Hey, Mr. Kojima, what was my motivation again? Kojima: Ah, yes, here Big Boss is trying to seduce Paz on the beach-- Hayter: Wa-wait, whoa... Paz? The little girl? Kojima: Yes. Hayter: *Leaves the room in disapproving silence.*
More bizarre than someone attaching a dead person's arm to their stump only to have the dead person's ghost possess them; only for the person to remove the arm but hypnotise himself into thinking he's still possessed by the ghost? More bizarre than a group of absolutely nobody building a giant submersible boat to be a perfect information filter? More bizarre than someone mastering the kitty language by speaking to a two-legged cat who wants him to hunt dinosaurs and dragons?
Snake's Heroism went up by 53!
Chip's Heroism, though, is in the millions after this masterful editing. Well done.
At the end the sounds of disapproval Snarkcookie makes are equally representative to how watching this mission and it's aftereffects makes me feel.
Goddammit, Kojima. You creep.
Still to this date, this is the best use of video editing ever seen on RUclips.
Have you stopped laughing yet because i sure haven't.
You can't model-view Kaz in swim trunks? Kojima I am dissapoint!
I really wish The Phantom Pain had been something more akin to Peace Walker 2: Kaz and Snake's Bogus Journey
That would have been most excellent! *guitar riff*
"...If you come back here after beating it..."
-Chip in the presence of a questionably aged girl
Bad choice of words.
Oh my god that roar. I nearly shat my pants.
"I disapprove a Paz objectifying herself in this way...how do I get the point across to her?"
ROAR at her like a fucking dinosaur! I love it.
I love the cliché 360 camera and music.
This video gets all the internets.
I keep coming back to this for the Otacon bits.
Love how chip is a strict follower of the rule of thirds.
The tired sigh right before things take a turn for the creepy is pretty much the only response possible.
I didn't think there was a lot that could get to Snark. Her comments are HILARIOUS.
This is my favourite anime.
I feel like MGS3 Caveman Snake came out in this mission.
I can definitely see why you've been looking forward to upload this update, it was really well done. Also that's definitely one way to foreshadow Big Boss' downfall into villainy.
when it went back to Otacon and Naomi that was funny as hell
You really got me with the Otacon cuts!
Holy shit, the Otacon cut-ins fucking slayed me! My lungs hurt!
The roar one minute in.
....
Laughing is not the best medicine.
Nope.
Until the "meow" line, I somehow had not realized that Paz was a moe anime character.
He gets his advice from Meet-N-Fuck games, evidently.
Well that was pretty cute, up until the ending.
Aw Chip, you missed something in the date mission!
When you come back after beating it and Paz is dressed...like that...if you approach her from behind, you can CQC grab her and interrogate her with the stun rod to make Snake even more creepy.
she's over 20, apparently.
it's a plot point.
She's almost 30, even. I guess I have to give them credit that they didn't do the "she's exactly 18, I swear" thing.
that transition tho
This is incredibly awkward and creepy yet somehow awesome.
"Room for one more?"
I show this part of the game to every single female that thinks I might be proper boyfriend-material
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This was AMAZING! Awesome job!
Love the random roars.
KOJIMA NO
BAD
I really can't wait till we can do Kaz.
I wish I could still be surprised by any of this
I hope it never disappears.
This is glorious.
'Huey boots up the computer'
Big Boss: Huey..........what the fuck is this?
Huey: something Hal cooked up
Hideo, you crazy son of a mother... You are having way too much fun with us.
chip why
Poor Snark, I let out the same noise when Paz walked up to the box.
This was fucking amazing. Really well done man.
This is one of the best things you've ever put together Chip.
This has to be the most bizaar thing in any Metal Gear Solid game.
This is cute and very weird at the same time. Not the underwear time after the mission though. That's not cute. Amanda looks good at least. Also KYEHHHHH!
DAT MONTAGE
I love this
Best word to end a video on.
Oh my god this is the best thing xD
this is so surreal
That roar. I fucking died at that roar.
this is such an awesome montage XD
poor snarkcookie, she was so embarrassed, it was so funny
I was wondering how you were going to handle this mission, Chip. You did it masterfully.
Snake's gonna be spending a little time in the brig when he gets back to Mother Base. Or does Kaz make the laws in their "nation"?
The best science fiction anime known to man.
Yes.
There's rumors that it's part of a dream sequence, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is something a boss controlled, is a boss, just the new evil robot, or whatever bullshit Kojima comes up with to make it a really real thing.
I skipped it because I'm going to show it off at a later point.
Snake should have continued that nipple twister.
Not denying that, just felt like theorizing about it.
LAVA SKY WHALE IN PHANTOM PAIN TRAILER.
Oh trust me this is easily topped by the next thing.
I like the way you kind of have to homebrew pick-up lines for this mission since for one, it's a hilariously creative use of Co-Ops Comms for single player. For two, I like imagining how it went in the recording booth when and if Kojima wanted otherwise.
David Hayter: Hey, Mr. Kojima, what was my motivation again?
Kojima: Ah, yes, here Big Boss is trying to seduce Paz on the beach--
Hayter: Wa-wait, whoa... Paz? The little girl?
Kojima: Yes.
Hayter: *Leaves the room in disapproving silence.*
the real reason he replaced him with kiefer sutherland.........
Kept you waiting huh?
I was about to mention that, myself.
Shaken, not tsundere.
He watched too many anime during the production of Peace Walker.
I wonder if Chip is able to convince him to be a co-guest of Anime Theater.
Man, I didn't know Metal Gear Solid 4 had Otacon DLC!
Fair enough, then.
I think I know what you and DollarTaco are talking about, and I can't wait if it is what I think it is.
I was speaking solely from my interpretation of Snake's perspective.
I laughed so hard with the roar
DAMMIT, OTACON.
Chip, why does it always get THIS anime with your videos?
Is Otacon your uncle?
I feel disturbed somehow...
Better than 50 First Dates.
4:39 Geez, seriously? Come on, Kojima...
I think right after the main game.(After you defeat peace walker). It's been a while since I played this game, but I'm sure that's how you do it.
WHY
Hideo Kojima, I got questions.
Question one: WWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!
More bizarre than someone attaching a dead person's arm to their stump only to have the dead person's ghost possess them; only for the person to remove the arm but hypnotise himself into thinking he's still possessed by the ghost? More bizarre than a group of absolutely nobody building a giant submersible boat to be a perfect information filter? More bizarre than someone mastering the kitty language by speaking to a two-legged cat who wants him to hunt dinosaurs and dragons?
I was wrong, NOW the LP has peaked. I look forward to being proven wrong next video/update.
Snake no! Snake why?
Dammit Chip, when did you sneak into my house and videotape me playing my animes.
The message is just the creator going "Why? Why would you buy this game?"
This video was perfect in every way. Except for the ways that are really fucking creepy.
NO, BAD SNAKE! BAD!
I wonder what is this "best punchline", is it the... rest of the date missions or the ending?
I knew Snake had issues with women but JESUS.
After you... Beat it? ;3 XD
So...*cough*...any chance of seeing the Kaz version?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand Kojima has lost his mind
Hideo Kojima, you are a bad, bad man
I like how the editing makes it even more awkward.
"GRENADE!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA! -splode-
I feel bad for snarkcookie, if what I'm reading in the comments is correct, she is going to have a hard time in the next update
And people had problem with Quiet huh...
"Moe..."
i cant even believe im asking this, but what is the song in this
+believeitornick abbott Inori no Uta, by Two-Han Princess. The specific version playing is the Vocaloid version from PW, though.
What the hell, Kojima.