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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

Комментарии • 195

  • @kivsto8130
    @kivsto8130 2 года назад +43

    If I fell off my bike in front of cameras I'm tearfully shouting stupid bike and throwing it.

  • @ZoeMKV
    @ZoeMKV 2 года назад +38

    This is it. Unchecked chaos

  • @rileyrobertson7067
    @rileyrobertson7067 2 года назад +21

    Big time "I'll be out all night so your older brothers will be making dinner tonight" vibes here. Fun loose ep

  • @greenseer6
    @greenseer6 2 года назад +14

    “it’s his Summerhall” lol

  • @kilpatrickkirksimmons5016
    @kilpatrickkirksimmons5016 2 года назад +16

    The Herschel Walker quote nearly broke my brain

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 года назад

      He should just skip a step as run for president in 2024 along with that guy running for governor advocating mass shootings lmao

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 2 года назад +29

    Uvalde is going to demolition that entire school now, I can only imagine how many stray 9mm bullets are lodged in all the classroom walls for them to just scrap the entire building.

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 2 года назад +6

      It's a cover-up!

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 года назад +8

      @@zainmudassir2964 that's probably an understatement

    • @coeliacmccarthy2191
      @coeliacmccarthy2191 2 года назад +15

      @@berdyderg900 the cops ate at least one child

    • @technologic21
      @technologic21 2 года назад

      Destruction of evidence, they wanna cover their F-ups.

  • @tomnookyankees3761
    @tomnookyankees3761 2 года назад +25

    The whole celebrity meta shit is why I think a show like The Boys is so appealing to people who follow politics, because more than a superhero show it's basically a show about fandom and politics.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 года назад +5

      It's also just a more realistic look into what the marvel universe would look like if it were real. A immortal, all powerful superman figure if placed in American society would be a genocidal freak.

  • @thekidwhodraws
    @thekidwhodraws 2 года назад +20

    Matt Christmas LA Noire reference.
    DAMN SON WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS?

  • @hpalpha7323
    @hpalpha7323 2 года назад +23

    my friend fell off his bike once, it made him so angry that he brought down a temple with his bare hands

    • @robertvaughn9448
      @robertvaughn9448 2 года назад +3

      Hope Samson is okay.

    • @Iwatchedyouchains
      @Iwatchedyouchains 2 года назад

      @@robertvaughn9448 He may be, but I have long hair. That's how I've been cucked by third-wave feminism 😥

  • @gillbates6154
    @gillbates6154 2 года назад +8

    "Will and Rod fall in Love in Europe" could be the flick that saves romcoms

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 2 года назад +29

    I've just now realised that Chump can't ride a bike. Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

    • @yibtstill
      @yibtstill 2 года назад +4

      Chapo Is The Largest Pro-bike Podcast.

    • @bunyipz2040
      @bunyipz2040 2 года назад

      or drive a car, or walk up or down stairs

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +7

      Trunk's mad that he can't find a seat big enough for his giant dumper. 😆

    • @howilearned2stopworrying508
      @howilearned2stopworrying508 2 года назад +1

      he can't grow a beard either, very low T

    • @tomnookyankees3761
      @tomnookyankees3761 2 года назад +1

      "I use training wheels because I'm smart. Only a loser would risk falling by not using training wheels. You know I once met a guy on a harley davidson and he told me 'ya know if I could I would put training wheels on my harley'. Smart guy. Knew a lot about bikes."

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld 2 года назад +19

    Folks, we never fell off anything! Never tried to ride a bike, my dad called em n-word horses!

  • @Special_Agent_NSB
    @Special_Agent_NSB 2 года назад +13

    Joe jumped up pretty quick for a 78 year old man who just fell off a bike. He's probably in better shape than I am.

    • @steelkilttown-ho7323
      @steelkilttown-ho7323 2 года назад +16

      His obedience to Moloch gives him strength

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад

      The bodies of demonic puppets are possessed of unique vitality though their minds are displaced in unholy communion. Beware as he falls deeper into the Hunter's dream.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 года назад +2

      If you're American that's probably true.

    • @zachflame123
      @zachflame123 2 года назад

      Easy to stay healthy when you're filthy rich

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 года назад +10

    I'm glad Matt said he had nothing to do with Rod Breyer because that was literally the first thing that popped into my mind.

    • @UnfittingCarbon
      @UnfittingCarbon 2 года назад +2

      That was a suspiciously specific denial if I've ever heard one

  • @adamflyshotmail
    @adamflyshotmail 2 года назад +19

    Joe ridin'

  • @davidrave563
    @davidrave563 2 года назад +12

    thanks for covering Colombia. Felix has amazing insights, and I think there's reason to be positive. Petro won a clear mandate and his coalition has control of Congress.

  • @unspeakablescourge
    @unspeakablescourge 2 года назад +10

    Forget a bicycle, buy a Puch.

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +2

      Moped Gang! I have a Tomos Targa with a 70cc kit on it. Thing screams. Can cruise at 65 all day and still gets 100mpg.

    • @technologic21
      @technologic21 2 года назад

      Neo Tokyo isn't far off, we're on our way.

  • @librarygary1618
    @librarygary1618 2 года назад +11

    "gosh, I'm thick 🥵"

  • @matttriano
    @matttriano 2 года назад +26

    Trump's promise 'never to ride a bike' isn't a pledge to be stable, it's only a promise to be secretive about his instability.

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath 2 года назад +11

      I thought that was strange for Trump, but effective.
      I Wouldv'e expected him to say he's "most balanced, best biker in the world, I never fall". Instead he basically admits he's too old, although in his mind it's just that bikes are for dorks who care about crap like well-being, the environment, and other people

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад +2

      One of the few genuinely funny things he's ever said as far as I'm concerned. It's not even stupid.

    • @SimonSociopath
      @SimonSociopath 2 года назад

      The seat would get lost in his ample butt cheeks.

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 2 года назад +8

    "Even when the world ends, you're still you..."
    Well, better start assigning points to those S.P. E.C.I.A.L. stats while you still can kiddos!

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад +3

      Just going to collect bobble heads and guns. My ruins will have epic drops

  • @cornerstore_d
    @cornerstore_d 2 года назад +5

    That Jameson thing is always fun to talk about with your conservative uncle. When you suggest that we have mandatory military service to create a coherent workforce that can better the lives of everyone they don't quite know what to do with it

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi 2 года назад +15

    i'm quite disturbed by all the videogame references matt's been making for the last year or whatever

    • @mitchhosking5599
      @mitchhosking5599 2 года назад +5

      I think is fiance has been a bad influence on him

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 2 года назад

      @@mitchhosking5599 Matt has a fiance?

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 2 года назад +19

      @@mitchhosking5599 We need to get our beautiful boy away from that harlot

  • @mcs914
    @mcs914 2 года назад +11

    As a Chilean here with the new constitution and Colombia stuff and boric being center left the cops and armed forces are talking about soft coups and arms down politics to let the country seem "ingobernable"

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 2 года назад

      A lot of fake news. 3 days elected president and they said Petro put dollar to 5000 pesos when is obviously fake you can just watch ior check is is not even over 4000 pesos. They Said Petro want a new tax reform that wants to tax ppl with about 3 minimum wages when is just some guy in his campaign saying they will search for tax evasion according to some Canadian task force in the medium to high class probably the evasion comes from the

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 2 года назад +2

      Population with more than 10 minimum wages over month, I am a Colombian doctor with something over 3 minimum wages a month with 200hour of work/month plus health and retirement, some regular doctor specialist probably it's under 10 minimum wages if it's not a surgeon.

    • @Khemith_Demon_Hours
      @Khemith_Demon_Hours 2 года назад

      It seems like the strategy for leftist governments is to crackdown on all police and military.

    • @mcs914
      @mcs914 2 года назад

      @@Khemith_Demon_Hours not that easy cuz the armed forces are all politicized right wing

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад

      It's ethical end corrupt policing by any means.

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 года назад +14

    I'm sorry you fell off your bike 🚳

  • @mcs914
    @mcs914 2 года назад +2

    Según un funcionario policial que conoce a varios integrantes de la plana mayor de la Dipolcar, “la estrategia del general Lopresti es aumentar la percepción de ingobernabilidad y para ello su táctica es dejar de hacer, ocultar informes, relajar la guardia, una suerte de huelga de brazos caídos en temas sensibles”.

  • @gangofgreenhorns2672
    @gangofgreenhorns2672 2 года назад +24

    Ive been emailing Virgil nonstop since Monday evening. We thought you might be dead.

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable 2 года назад +2

      Left Chapo over a year and a half ago as told to Patreon subscribers. Unless you are trying to make an unfunny joke that would be more appropriate about a member of your close family.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 года назад +5

      @@chetkayeable is this literally the first episode you've listened to? No offense if so but if not, offense...

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад

      @@chetkayeable should I also not have emailed him?

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 2 года назад +1

      Try signing off your emails as a teenage girl, maybe he'll respond then

    • @Cussy69_420
      @Cussy69_420 2 года назад

      @@ChewyThomson thanks for reminding us, that there are always some disgusting people around...

  • @dariasA88
    @dariasA88 2 года назад +4

    El pacto histórico, petro's party, is gonna be the largest force on the Senate.

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.6441 2 года назад +4

    Were there tabs discovered?
    Were search histories stumbled upon?
    In 2013 such things were unknown.

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 года назад +6

    I'm sorry, but did Matt say 'Prince Machiavelli and the Art of War,' which is a really interesting mix of things.

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 2 года назад +9

      Machiavelli also wrote a treatise called 'The Art of War'.
      But I get thinking he confused Sun Tzu and 'The Prince' since every 16 year old malcontent will read both alongside 'Beyond Good and Evil' and then either Marx or Rand.

    • @screenPhiles
      @screenPhiles 2 года назад +1

      @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Maybe so, but he's most well known for 'The Prince.'

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 2 года назад

      Yes, that's why I said I get that you got confused.

    • @waitingformyman9317
      @waitingformyman9317 2 года назад +3

      It's a recurring Chapo joke about dumb guys who claim to be experts at various things because they've read "Sun Tzu Machiavelli" and get them mixed up while quoting random proverbs.

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 года назад +10

    I love riding bikes

  • @joelleftofjamiehenson6186
    @joelleftofjamiehenson6186 2 года назад +3

    mat should have gone with "war of the roses"

  • @marytelevision
    @marytelevision 2 года назад +4

    Even when the world ends ur still u dam

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 года назад

    Sees Matt and Felix Hours: OUR HOURS in Bugs Bunny voice

  • @paytonmcdermott9111
    @paytonmcdermott9111 2 года назад +8

    I liked Hernandez until he said he admired Einstein. Einstein was a socialist.

    • @mikito00
      @mikito00 2 года назад +9

      We all know he was not thinking about Einstein

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 года назад +3

      Just plopping a big derpity-derpity-doo on us, huh big shot?

    • @JulianPerez-zv6os
      @JulianPerez-zv6os 2 года назад

      Don't worry, buddy, I don't think that is who he meant

  • @aarononeal9830
    @aarononeal9830 2 года назад +5

    Brother rod needs to just convert to Episcopalian we Episcopal's love gay people.

  • @mikestan6967
    @mikestan6967 2 года назад +3

    It's Wednesday, Chris.

    • @mikestan6967
      @mikestan6967 2 года назад +5

      Im sorry Chris I forgot you had a wedding.

  • @jeddafakee91
    @jeddafakee91 2 года назад +12

    Racist sex and the city

  • @garrgravarr
    @garrgravarr 2 года назад +14

    Felix and Matt come and grill in Australia

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 2 года назад +1

      *barbie

    • @garrgravarr
      @garrgravarr 2 года назад +2

      @@mj.l just tryna speak yank for them

  • @leonkhachooni3287
    @leonkhachooni3287 2 года назад

    Secret made known? MATT, how dare you! Are you suggesting?....

  • @kingsley3208
    @kingsley3208 2 года назад +4

    You guys ending the show at the end of the year

    • @Marshydarshy
      @Marshydarshy 2 года назад +8

      Cum Town and Chapo will end on the same day as a show of solidarity.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад +2

      @@Marshydarshy and on that day all will be gay in solidarity!

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar 2 года назад +3

    A boring Tin Tin book

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 года назад +1

    theyre already doing that , the " secret Army" remember 60,000 strong sending letters & friending u while reading your posts

  • @DotsHero
    @DotsHero 2 года назад

    How do you know that Macron voters stayed home? Is there any source for this? I'd like to see it.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 года назад +7

      The results of the election, what? I must be missing the joke

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 2 года назад +3

      Polls expected macron party to win absolute majority but didn't happen. Rise of far right is worrying tho.

    • @Khemith_Demon_Hours
      @Khemith_Demon_Hours 2 года назад

      Ok they didn't stay home. They sure as hell didn't vote.

    • @DotsHero
      @DotsHero 2 года назад +2

      @@berdyderg900 Went ahead and looked into it, yep, in cases where the Ensemble candidate got knocked out in the first round of primaries, the Ensemble Leadership refused to endorse some of the NUPE candidates who were up against RN candidates, so yeah, the expected result of this would be that liberals who's candidate lost in the first round refused to vote in the second round, LITERALLY what people accused Bernie Sanders supporters of doing.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад

      @@DotsHero in English!

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 2 года назад +12

    I only know 2 things about Flex. He hates his repliers and loves to lift. I wish he would unblock me so I can send more vids of marmosets getting exploded by ieds.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 2 года назад +1

      How has Felix been working out for over 15 years and is still 36% bf?

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад

      @@Gum_Cuzzler you literally can't say Jews without comment deletion? What is this? I said it makes them winners! You know who else was built for war? Alex Jones.

  • @jayanti2371
    @jayanti2371 2 года назад +12

    this episode feels meandering and pointless without Will there, sadly.

  • @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate
    @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate 2 года назад +16

    PSA: Russia has still not obtained air superiority in Ukraine.

    • @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate
      @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate 2 года назад +1

      ​@Ghosthouse Is Finland and Sweden our proxies? Is Turkey our proxy also?

    • @josephlynn865
      @josephlynn865 2 года назад +8

      @@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate "are" Finland and Sweden our proxies. Not "is".

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 года назад

      Bullshit. Does Ukraine have air superiority over Russia? Then fuck off.. And besides, who cares?

    • @parkerlong2658
      @parkerlong2658 2 года назад +25

      I really don't think you know what that means if your saying that with such an assertive statement.

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +6

      Hahahah and, then, jajaja 🧉🦄

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 2 года назад +5

    Asian voters in SF kneecapped the career of Chesa Boudin. Areas of the city which were most supportive of the recall were Chinatown and Richmond (along with wealthy, largely white Pacific Heights)
    The junkies and their enablers in the Mission and Tenderloin districts were the most supportive of Boudin staying on as DA.
    Love to see it. The world needs more based Asian-Americans.

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation 2 года назад +52

      Is this your job?

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 года назад +18

      I haven't seen this bot(?) in months

    • @bossplayerunit4563
      @bossplayerunit4563 2 года назад +5

      @@berdyderg900 he's been at it for a little while for a month or so

    • @rohancooray194
      @rohancooray194 2 года назад

      I don't think junkies vote in local elections

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader 2 года назад +11

      He’s great isn’t he. Don’t click on his channel hoping for skull measuring you’ll be disappointed