The reason for the Cinderella's shoe for only fitting her: It's actually quite simple, You see originally back in the day shoes were made per person. Unlike the mass production of shoes now. So the shoe was made to fit just you so that's why it only that's her. I don't know why it is this in the movie. Maybe to follow the story to a letter in that regard or we can just say that it's magic and move on
@@highgrove8545 there are multiple versions of the story but the Grimm version (which isn't technically the original) just mentions that the one sisters had bigger toes and the other had a bigger heels. Which both cut cause the stepmother told them "once you're a royal you don't need to walk" and the prince walks away with them and then notices that there's blood on the shoe and then goes back. Although if I do recall correctly small feet in some cultures did indicate beauty. So it's quite possible that at least one of the versions probably stated emphasis on her smaller feet earlier in the story.
Goofy is an asexual creature that just created his son out of thin air? I can accept that Edit: I see a lot of people "thats not biologically possible" when talking about a dog that's basically a human and can seemingly take any injury and survive. And "adoption" which in THIS VIDEO it shows the evidence to say Max and Goofy are blood related.
“It’s that I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” I don’t know why, but that line is so deep, yet so hilarious at the same time.
If you think about it, Goofy's the only father in the main cast of Disney characters. Mickey and Donald, despite having relationships with Minnie and Daisy, only have nephews.
You forgot Pete. This very video shows that he has a son and a daughter in Goof Troop. Pete is in the main cast, although he's usually used as a pseudo-villain.
My theory is this: Goofy moved away when Max was very young because his wife died in a tragic accident/serious sickness shortly after Max was born, and he had a very ungoofy breakdown over it, to the point that noone would dare risk bringing it back up otherwise he'd might have a full-blown meltdown again. But he still visited the area from time to time, got involved in local events. Took Max along. Maybe thinking about moving back to the community he loved so much. Then, when Max was a bit older and Goofy felt secure about himself, he decided to move back and have a fresh start, Max not really remembering much since he only really visited the place maybe once or twice a year as a very young child. Pete's a mean spirited perfectionalist idiot, but he does care about his family deep down, I think a lot of scorn he has is just jealously because of how close Max and Goofy are and he struggles to get so close to PJ because they are so far removed from each other.
This is a very real very explanation of what happened. I like this so so so very much....yes. This is it guys..this is the real reason 😭😭😭😭 it's beautiful 💋💋
I don't wanna imply Goofy had a one night stand...But, I mean...It kinda makes sense. It would probably imply that Goofy sleeps around, but that would also make sense as to why the idea of Goofy getting married was laughed about. As to why the Mother is never mentioned, maybe it's because Goofy doesn't know who it is. Because Max was just left on his doorstep one day/night with maybe a small note explaining who he is and nothing else.
Theory: goofy had a girlfriend in college (or highschool) with an ambitious girl , and when he got her pregnant she didn't want the burden of a child and possibly lose her dream because of it. Goofy, being the good samaritan he is offered to raise the kid. And , because she wanted nothing to do with the child (and it would be kind of awkward) they parted ways and never spoke again. That explains her existence without ever being mentioned or present. (I'm really proud of this plz give attention)
What if we expand this and say that his Girlfriend... was Peg. After breaking up with Pete, she finds confort in goofs arm... but it's not to last and she takes Pete back... however the deed is done and 9 months later she has twins (PJ and Max) Goof not wanting to hurt Pete decided to move away for a bit... dropping out of school and finishing through the mail.
What if the "she's up with the stars now" is literal? Then it would most likely be that Goofy had Max with an astronaut, she couldn't take care of max anymore because of a space exploration task and gave Goofy full custody.
Y'know Edd with how the debate was going I truly expected the most logical answer you inspired me to think up: Max was born from a one night stand. His mother didn't want him, so legally Goofy had the right to custody and wanted to raise Max as his own. ...what? YEAH it's dark but c'mon, is there any other reason that avoiding the idea of Goofy in a relationship until An Extremely Goofy movie while never getting married that's more logical than storks or asexual reproduction???...if there is do tell I'm intrigued to hear.
They really dropped the ball with An Extremely Goofy Movie. Totally could have addressed the mom situation there. Especially with Goofy getting a love interest who isn't the mom. Would have loved a version of that movie where they build on the previous movie's character development instead of reusing a lot of the previous story, changing the setting, and adding skateboards.
That would have been a cool idea.. during their time with Goofy and the librarian meeting to date we could have seen Max being pushed away as Goofy would spend more time with her instead of being at the evil frat house, only for a confrontation to happen with Max and Goofy about their mother/wife as Max gets mad about it instead of telling goofy to move on from him.
One line in the movie. One line and it would all have been solved "I haven't felt like this since your mom" Max answers with "Yeah. I miss her" This one exchange and they would have addressed the issue. Case closed
Max has now appeared more in the parks (that was during the before times) and it seems like they are pushing Max even more. I do hope this continues as the Max/Goofy dynamic is something that I would love to see explored more.
I thought the notion that Goofy murdered his wife to see cool imagery, and not previously thought she was lost to the darkness was staple knowledge of the Goofy lore...
Speaking as someone who's been aware of the absolute insanity that is the Brony Analysis Community for, like, a decade, it is really jarring to see a situation where KP is the levelheaded one.
0:10 - I can answer the glass slipper question, If you live locked up long enough, your feet will grow malformed. Considering these were magically casted around her feet, they only fit exactly her. You should read the original story, it's p gruesome.
I did a play called Lily's Labyrinth when i was in the boy's choir, we had a scene where we recalled the moments where Cinderella's step sisters had to cut of their toes and heels to fit into the slipper.
@@IrishKeshiHead why did they think that would work? Surely the Prince would notice that these girls didn’t have toes or heels and that the girl he danced with probably did?
@@SorowFame It's because the step mother wanted the girls to be married to a prince. And because of their lies Cinderella ended up with the prince while the mother witnessed her daughters being blinded by the bird companions.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 considering that is a term to apply to the sex and not the gender we are not talking about someone's roll. And just because someone finds it insulting does not mean all do. I am not insulted by the word and that fits me.
In a storm... when the boat she was on sank with everyone lost at sea... of course, Goofy Jnr's mum "won" a ticket for the cruise ... even though she never entered a competition... but decided to go on the cruise when the golden ticket arrived on her door step, the entire thing masterminded by Goofy's "wicked" ex-girlfriend, the one who had alternative religious beliefs ... (who he met during his later teen years, during a period the young and impressionable Goofy was rebelling against his own parents, when he joined a coven... something he did solely for the purposes of having an excuse to engage in "dogging" (hmm... enough said)) ....
I mean, the genie's literally magic. Usually that'd be a lazy written explanation but since he uses his "IMMENSE COSMIC POWER" by making his new master dance I wouldn't put it past him peering into the future to impersonate famous people just for giggles.
Well given the liberties taken by Disney in the Aladdin story ... I think we should just leave it at that. I mean, my Russian wife had her entire childhood (having been educated by Disney) exposed as a lie, when we watched a panto version of Aladdin, and she discovered that the story is actually set ... in China.
@@bobbobskin To be fair even the Popeye cartoon/parody of Aladdin has an Arabic setting, so I won't put the blame on Disney for changing the location of the original tale.
I have a theory. goofy got pregnant a girl which left him back in high school and had to take care of the baby by himself. That connects with the idea of goofy never marring and not going to college because he was raising max.
I honestly thought you were going to say that Goofy cloned himself. I have not watched any of the Goofy franchise, but him getting into shenanigans so much I thought it'd be plausible that he could become a scientific experiment. That would explain how the blood relation.
Theory Goofy became a sperm donor and when he found out that one of his kids parents bites the dust he starts to take care of the child. Since he's a only father and knowing his personality and how family means so much to him it'd makes sense. Dark sense but sense noneless
@@bonedude666 You just read a comment with an idea so plausible it could work in-universe, but might not work out-of-universe, as Disney might not be comfortable with that. Then again, it is Disney we're talking about.
The problem with a Goof Troop reboot that'd allow for a Mrs Goof in a similar aspect to Della is...Della existed in comics which the newer Duck Tales drew from quite a bit (right down to her having been lost in space). Max's mother has nothing like that. I think the easiest way to answer this would be to go to Disneyland and ask a Goofy performer who Max's mom is and then infer something based on their actions.
The reason that Max’s mom is never seen is because Goofy was the one who gave birth to him. Goofy is trans and the bio-father left Goofy when he found out that Goofy was pregnant. So Goofy raised Max on his own. That’s why there’s never mention of a mother or Goofy being married in Goof Troop. This also means that Goofy used to sleep around a lot (hyuck), which explains why Pete found Goofy getting married to be a ridiculous idea.
12:54 "Jesus Hans what's your damage" Living in a time period with high rates of miscarriage and stillbirth, so you need to work dead on arrival babies into your worldbuilding, I reckon
On the contrary, I think it may be possible to take traits that set Max apart from his dad (both physical and personal) and use those traits to surmise who Max's mother may have been.
OMG I loved the Goof Troop so much a few months ago! I wanted to figure out who Max's mother was so much that I just made a design for her so I could think about other things. She had a backstory too, she just walked off during a camping trip and most likely died of starvation in the middle of the woods.
Well in the movie storks people can still have babys from pregnancy which is why there are still babys in the universe and the parents are awkward about it. Cant remember if that movie was Disney but.
Back in the day it was expected for the father to smoke cigars at the bar with his friends to celebrate while the mother went to the hospital to enjoy the gift of unbearable agony alone. So the idea of Pete not going to the hospital isn't too far out there.
@@eddache Edd have you thought about that Goofy may have had a one night stand ,and the person goofy hyucked with didn't want Max and Goofy just took custody of him?
@@gothicglypso5197 Yes. I saw it in a documentary once. He was also a good friend of Charles Dickens, but Dickens thought he overstayed his welcome when Andersen visited him and wouldn't take the hint to go back home.
TheDanishGuyReviews Then there's impoverished childhood, his estranged half-sister, an allegedly alcoholic mother, his father's death, Meisling and his luck with love....wonder how he'd get along with Edgar Allan Poe?
I've recently came out as a trans girl to everyone, but my parents are making it really hard. You're videos have made me smile when I've felt completely lost and alone. Thank you so much Eddie!
I think you and your parents might find this video helpful. I can also recommend several academic books on the subject. ruclips.net/video/-hLnlis-RAw/видео.html&ab_channel=BridgeCityNews.
In my opinion , you're talking about Mrs. Geef from the "George Geef" era.....And I think she is Max , as it make sense(on age and pop culture reference) to assume that George Jr. grow up became the Goofy we know today . (Born and childhood around 50s , disco college years/young adult in 70s , married and got his first son Max at 80s , raising Max as a single parent at mid 90s , sent Max to college around 2000)
This is the first time I saw Kim NOT talking about MLP. I've been hiding, or not subscribed to her....that's the mystery only I know. Also Eddie, great video. I always think of you when I have questions like this needing answers xD
Either Max was somehow a clone of Goofy or his mom is either (A.) Dead. (B.) A dead-beat who left the family (which would explain where Max gets his attitude from...)). Or (C.) The mother is actually a character from, not Disney, but either from Warner Bros., Hanna Barbra or other animation competitors.
*Actually, it’s most likely just that his wife cheated on him with several others, and she looks like goofy, which is why they all mistook him for his wife.*
Hirohiko Araki, who writes detailed itemized character biographies on a spreadsheet for every single named character including where they were born: “Cowards.”
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yo 100k when did that happen
@@kindasus899 In the past.
@@amiwaite4591 You're not wrong
i haven’t been keeping up...
To answer your catdog question it'd be simple at the center of their body would be a pee and poo hole
The reason for the Cinderella's shoe for only fitting her: It's actually quite simple, You see originally back in the day shoes were made per person. Unlike the mass production of shoes now. So the shoe was made to fit just you so that's why it only that's her. I don't know why it is this in the movie. Maybe to follow the story to a letter in that regard or we can just say that it's magic and move on
Indeed, that explanation is quite simple.
could you rephrase the last sentence
I love how this comment has more likes then Eddache’s comment
Wasn't it also stated that she has unusually small feet?
@@highgrove8545 there are multiple versions of the story but the Grimm version (which isn't technically the original) just mentions that the one sisters had bigger toes and the other had a bigger heels. Which both cut cause the stepmother told them "once you're a royal you don't need to walk" and the prince walks away with them and then notices that there's blood on the shoe and then goes back.
Although if I do recall correctly small feet in some cultures did indicate beauty. So it's quite possible that at least one of the versions probably stated emphasis on her smaller feet earlier in the story.
Goofy is an asexual creature that just created his son out of thin air? I can accept that
Edit: I see a lot of people "thats not biologically possible" when talking about a dog that's basically a human and can seemingly take any injury and survive. And "adoption" which in THIS VIDEO it shows the evidence to say Max and Goofy are blood related.
Ok sure but how about...
Mpreg is cannon
Maybe Goofy is a god that created a son out of sheer boredom?
Happy asexual noise
I can’t,he’s a dog not a worm
@@thevioletskull8158 neither a bacteria
“It’s that I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
I don’t know why, but that line is so deep, yet so hilarious at the same time.
Pete's probably wants to die peacefully in his sleep.
That line was really the only thing worth taking away from this vid lol 👍@7:17
If you think about it, Goofy's the only father in the main cast of Disney characters. Mickey and Donald, despite having relationships with Minnie and Daisy, only have nephews.
i find that really strange sometimes like how come mickey never had a kid hes been with Minnie for over 90 years and has never had a kid
You forgot Pete. This very video shows that he has a son and a daughter in Goof Troop. Pete is in the main cast, although he's usually used as a pseudo-villain.
Wasnt Mickey a dad in the Christmas films? Or was Little Tim hisi nephew or osmething?
Mickey has Nephews?
@@amelialonelyfart8848 That was an animated Disney/Mickey adaptation of "A Christmas Carol." Not exactly canon.
The Goofy Movie still makes me emotional because he IS TRYING HIS BEST DAMN IT!!!
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Man I loved the Goofy movie
I love how Edd transitions into the sponsor's ads so fluently, just to stay consistently absurd and nonsensical.
Found the ad watcher
So fluent I saw this comment expecting a sponsor somewhere in the video and I still wasn’t expecting it
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Eddie*
Ads forced within videos are stupid and annoying. Fuck that shit.
It's obvious. Goofy divided like a cell. That's how max came to be.
The issue with this is that, Goofy Jnr would be an exact clone.
If I recall correctly, his "adult" self is not presented that way.
"We need to find out....WHERE BABIES COME FROM."
"Eddie, don't you have a son??"
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My theory is this:
Goofy moved away when Max was very young because his wife died in a tragic accident/serious sickness shortly after Max was born, and he had a very ungoofy breakdown over it, to the point that noone would dare risk bringing it back up otherwise he'd might have a full-blown meltdown again.
But he still visited the area from time to time, got involved in local events. Took Max along. Maybe thinking about moving back to the community he loved so much.
Then, when Max was a bit older and Goofy felt secure about himself, he decided to move back and have a fresh start, Max not really remembering much since he only really visited the place maybe once or twice a year as a very young child.
Pete's a mean spirited perfectionalist idiot, but he does care about his family deep down, I think a lot of scorn he has is just jealously because of how close Max and Goofy are and he struggles to get so close to PJ because they are so far removed from each other.
That makes much more sense.
This is a very real very explanation of what happened. I like this so so so very much....yes. This is it guys..this is the real reason 😭😭😭😭 it's beautiful 💋💋
No, goofy is simply god
@@asrieldreemur3763 duh
I don't wanna imply Goofy had a one night stand...But, I mean...It kinda makes sense.
It would probably imply that Goofy sleeps around, but that would also make sense as to why the idea of Goofy getting married was laughed about. As to why the Mother is never mentioned, maybe it's because Goofy doesn't know who it is. Because Max was just left on his doorstep one day/night with maybe a small note explaining who he is and nothing else.
If that's the case I want to be like Goofy
@@MacenW a single parent?
Maybe it's not a recurring thing. I don't see Goofy as the kind of guy who would do this often, but he probably does it discreetly because of Max
Oof this makes to much sense
I think this is what most likely what happened.
"Do you wonder why we're always wearing gloves?"
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH TAKE HIM OUT
That was his last appearance too. He's never in any other movies or shorts or TV shows after that. Micky got rid of him.
Me: Then what happened to Mrs. Goofy?
*Cuts to a taxidermy product*
Max: He doesn't like to talk about it
Theory: goofy had a girlfriend in college (or highschool) with an ambitious girl , and when he got her pregnant she didn't want the burden of a child and possibly lose her dream because of it. Goofy, being the good samaritan he is offered to raise the kid. And , because she wanted nothing to do with the child (and it would be kind of awkward) they parted ways and never spoke again. That explains her existence without ever being mentioned or present.
(I'm really proud of this plz give attention)
What if we expand this and say that his Girlfriend... was Peg. After breaking up with Pete, she finds confort in goofs arm... but it's not to last and she takes Pete back... however the deed is done and 9 months later she has twins (PJ and Max) Goof not wanting to hurt Pete decided to move away for a bit... dropping out of school and finishing through the mail.
Twins? P.J looks nothing like max or goofy.
@@becuaseimbored3481 They aren't identical twins, they are just born on the same day by two different dads.
That kinda makes sense and things like that do happen in real life as well.
@@WhysoSeriousSamual how can they be twins but have different dad's?
In Disney's attempt to be vague, they went off into nonsense land
What if the "she's up with the stars now" is literal? Then it would most likely be that Goofy had Max with an astronaut, she couldn't take care of max anymore because of a space exploration task and gave Goofy full custody.
Then they'd REALLY pull a second Della Duck on us!
Petition for Disney to stop killing off moms and start sending moms off into space for rip-roaring space adventures.
counter-theory: max was created via immaculate conception and goofy is equivalent to the virgin mary
@@calicosiside counter-counter argument: mpreg is cannon and Pete is the "dad"
@@calicosiside AAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPUUUUUUUUUUUUS
so you’re implying that Goofy is capable of asexual reproduction
To be honest, that's makes the most sense in this situation.
Or bonked Jessica Rabbit
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Y'know Edd with how the debate was going I truly expected the most logical answer you inspired me to think up: Max was born from a one night stand. His mother didn't want him, so legally Goofy had the right to custody and wanted to raise Max as his own.
...what? YEAH it's dark but c'mon, is there any other reason that avoiding the idea of Goofy in a relationship until An Extremely Goofy movie while never getting married that's more logical than storks or asexual reproduction???...if there is do tell I'm intrigued to hear.
What if it was Animaniacs style? Goofy drew/shaped Max, and then.. he just came to life!
@@GumSkyloard ...OK I actually really dig this explanation it'd make a lot of sense. XD
alternatively: goofy is a trans man and was the pregnant party at one point
@@sludgeparty .....dont go there.
They really dropped the ball with An Extremely Goofy Movie. Totally could have addressed the mom situation there. Especially with Goofy getting a love interest who isn't the mom. Would have loved a version of that movie where they build on the previous movie's character development instead of reusing a lot of the previous story, changing the setting, and adding skateboards.
That would have been a cool idea.. during their time with Goofy and the librarian meeting to date we could have seen Max being pushed away as Goofy would spend more time with her instead of being at the evil frat house, only for a confrontation to happen with Max and Goofy about their mother/wife as Max gets mad about it instead of telling goofy to move on from him.
They added skateboards because it was a fashion of 2000's.
@@smwd2591 I'm aware. It doesn't make it any less stupid.
@@bibliofowl oh, I forgot. It's a sequel and it's bad. I mean, most of the people think that about thr Disney sequels.
One line in the movie. One line and it would all have been solved
"I haven't felt like this since your mom"
Max answers with
"Yeah. I miss her"
This one exchange and they would have addressed the issue.
Case closed
Max saying "I hate dogs!" Is like emo 14 year-old girls complaining about society.
YOU LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!
"I hate society!" Says the participant in society.
"We live in a society"
-Sheldon Cooper
I AM S O C I E T Y
@@funnylookinrat oh no were hypocrites
This is a crossover of two people that I never thought I would see interact with one another.
That is a question I never thought would be eating my mind to know.
Max has now appeared more in the parks (that was during the before times) and it seems like they are pushing Max even more. I do hope this continues as the Max/Goofy dynamic is something that I would love to see explored more.
I'll be thrilled to see a Goof Troop reboot
@@eddache Disney did just have their 90's night where the main event was a Powerline performance.
@@eddache can't wait for this heck :3
The way Mrs Goofy dies is similar to a murder of Robert Spangler. He pushed one of his wives over the edge of the grand canyon.
I thought the notion that Goofy murdered his wife to see cool imagery, and not previously thought she was lost to the darkness was staple knowledge of the Goofy lore...
Officer, she was part of the darkness!
Speaking as someone who's been aware of the absolute insanity that is the Brony Analysis Community for, like, a decade, it is really jarring to see a situation where KP is the levelheaded one.
0:10 - I can answer the glass slipper question,
If you live locked up long enough, your feet will grow malformed.
Considering these were magically casted around her feet, they only fit exactly her.
You should read the original story, it's p gruesome.
I did a play called Lily's Labyrinth when i was in the boy's choir, we had a scene where we recalled the moments where Cinderella's step sisters had to cut of their toes and heels to fit into the slipper.
@@IrishKeshiHead why did they think that would work? Surely the Prince would notice that these girls didn’t have toes or heels and that the girl he danced with probably did?
@@SorowFame It's because the step mother wanted the girls to be married to a prince. And because of their lies Cinderella ended up with the prince while the mother witnessed her daughters being blinded by the bird companions.
@@IrishKeshiHead I know why they did it, I’m wondering why they thought it would work.
You mean 0:04
Last time I was this early Peg and Pete were still Married
"He's the mother and the father." Ah...Yes thank you because clearly the thought of goofie as a hemafadite is something I needed to have.
that is an inaccurate and harmful term. and it is about gender roles here, not sex
@@dontspikemydrink9382 considering that is a term to apply to the sex and not the gender we are not talking about someone's roll. And just because someone finds it insulting does not mean all do. I am not insulted by the word and that fits me.
8:19, imagine owning a home, and then Goofy comes in and takes your bathtub as it goes flying downs the stairs
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Eddie sold his soul to Raid: Shadow Legends. That's how he's getting all these sponsors
Knowing it's a Disney movie.
She probably died when Max was growing up.
In a storm... when the boat she was on sank with everyone lost at sea... of course, Goofy Jnr's mum "won" a ticket for the cruise ... even though she never entered a competition... but decided to go on the cruise when the golden ticket arrived on her door step, the entire thing masterminded by Goofy's "wicked" ex-girlfriend, the one who had alternative religious beliefs ... (who he met during his later teen years, during a period the young and impressionable Goofy was rebelling against his own parents, when he joined a coven... something he did solely for the purposes of having an excuse to engage in "dogging" (hmm... enough said)) ....
"how can the genie make references from the future"
Answer is simple, who says Aladdin takes place in the past?
I mean, the genie's literally magic. Usually that'd be a lazy written explanation but since he uses his "IMMENSE COSMIC POWER" by making his new master dance I wouldn't put it past him peering into the future to impersonate famous people just for giggles.
So Aladdin takes place in 2046?
Well given the liberties taken by Disney in the Aladdin story ... I think we should just leave it at that.
I mean, my Russian wife had her entire childhood (having been educated by Disney) exposed as a lie, when we watched a panto version of Aladdin, and she discovered that the story is actually set ... in China.
Genies can also time travel back and forth.
@@bobbobskin To be fair even the Popeye cartoon/parody of Aladdin has an Arabic setting, so I won't put the blame on Disney for changing the location of the original tale.
I have a theory. goofy got pregnant a girl which left him back in high school and had to take care of the baby by himself. That connects with the idea of goofy never marring and not going to college because he was raising max.
Bloody hell Eddie your videos are always a mix of absolute absurdity and legitimately interesting information and I love it
I honestly thought you were going to say that Goofy cloned himself. I have not watched any of the Goofy franchise, but him getting into shenanigans so much I thought it'd be plausible that he could become a scientific experiment. That would explain how the blood relation.
That.. makes sense!
"The lamp exists outside of space and time, thats how the genie watched all those funny movies he quoted"
goofy troop rebooted would be duck tales but with more comedy
change my mind
3:39 is my favourite part
10:17
OBJECTION!!!!
" its not that im afraid to die, i just dont want to be there when it happens "
I N F I N I T E I Q
Theory
Goofy became a sperm donor and when he found out that one of his kids parents bites the dust he starts to take care of the child. Since he's a only father and knowing his personality and how family means so much to him it'd makes sense. Dark sense but sense noneless
And it would cover him not knowing/having photos of her.
Another episode of eddache going into too much detail 👏
I have a feeling Clarabell Cow cheated on Horace Horsecollar with Goofy
That Goofy died bit epitomizes the difference between a normal analysis and theory crafters.
i was worried that when eddache said that goofy's the mother and the father he meant that goofy is the literal mother of Max, as in he was pregnant.
Your also forgetting one more possibility.
The Mother was abusive to Goofy and Max so Goofy took Max and ran.
The fuck did I read and why do I think it's a viable theory?
@@bonedude666 You just read a comment with an idea so plausible it could work in-universe, but might not work out-of-universe, as Disney might not be comfortable with that. Then again, it is Disney we're talking about.
The problem with a Goof Troop reboot that'd allow for a Mrs Goof in a similar aspect to Della is...Della existed in comics which the newer Duck Tales drew from quite a bit (right down to her having been lost in space). Max's mother has nothing like that. I think the easiest way to answer this would be to go to Disneyland and ask a Goofy performer who Max's mom is and then infer something based on their actions.
The reason that Max’s mom is never seen is because Goofy was the one who gave birth to him. Goofy is trans and the bio-father left Goofy when he found out that Goofy was pregnant. So Goofy raised Max on his own. That’s why there’s never mention of a mother or Goofy being married in Goof Troop. This also means that Goofy used to sleep around a lot (hyuck), which explains why Pete found Goofy getting married to be a ridiculous idea.
Goofy is a trans icon
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@@betaraycomics9072 no
That's...actually kinda plausible holy shit Trans Rights
I think goofy said she was in the stars but I’m pretty sure she’s tall and thin with short orange hair
Nicolas Palmer ok
We need to find out where babies come from
_you have a child_
12:54 "Jesus Hans what's your damage"
Living in a time period with high rates of miscarriage and stillbirth, so you need to work dead on arrival babies into your worldbuilding, I reckon
Loved that Unsolved Mysteries reference
Plot twist: Goofy is actually asexual and reproduces via cellular diffusion.
The issue with this is that, Goofy Jnr would be an exact clone.
If I recall correctly, his "adult" self is not presented that way.
Uh, obviously CatDog has a cloaca in the middle
On the contrary, I think it may be possible to take traits that set Max apart from his dad (both physical and personal) and use those traits to surmise who Max's mother may have been.
7:48 It’s okay! They fixed it now!
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" has to be the funniest yet most tragic quote I've ever heard.
So, Goofy birthed Max by sheer force of Asexual reproduction? BRUH.
OMG I loved the Goof Troop so much a few months ago! I wanted to figure out who Max's mother was so much that I just made a design for her so I could think about other things. She had a backstory too, she just walked off during a camping trip and most likely died of starvation in the middle of the woods.
Mrs Goofy died in a car accident. We've seen what her driving is like.
I think Goofy just had a one night stand and one day a baby appeared at his doorsteps with a note saying, "This is yours."
maybe Goofy was part of a Cloning Program and he requested an Unedited Clone to be his son (a la Jango Fett)
Another top notch video, Eddie! The Cat Dog question has kept me up far too many hours at night...horrible, soul-crushing hours. -Keegan
So are you saying... Goofy storked himself so Max could be born?
You two have such incredibly funny chemistry as a double act. You should do videos together more often.
Well in the movie storks people can still have babys from pregnancy which is why there are still babys in the universe and the parents are awkward about it. Cant remember if that movie was Disney but.
Umm hmm engrish yes
Nice to have you back man!!!
Noice vid
Back in the day it was expected for the father to smoke cigars at the bar with his friends to celebrate while the mother went to the hospital to enjoy the gift of unbearable agony alone.
So the idea of Pete not going to the hospital isn't too far out there.
“this rabbit-hole goes all the way to the top” 😆
You forgot about that Mickey Mouse short where Goofy married a sandwich
You know I hadn't considered the theory that Goofy married a sandwich 23 years after Goof Troop aired, had a Goofy baby and then ate his wife
@@eddache Edd have you thought about that Goofy may have had a one night stand ,and the person goofy hyucked with didn't want Max and Goofy just took custody of him?
@@ewelinanajgebauer8862 the thought that someone would look at goofy and think “I want that to HyUck me before I know him” scares me
"Jesus, Hans, what's your damage?" He was a repressed bisexual and saw his friend being caned in his place in school. For a start.
Wait for real
@@gothicglypso5197 Yes. I saw it in a documentary once. He was also a good friend of Charles Dickens, but Dickens thought he overstayed his welcome when Andersen visited him and wouldn't take the hint to go back home.
He had a lot going on emotionally
TheDanishGuyReviews Then there's impoverished childhood, his estranged half-sister, an allegedly alcoholic mother, his father's death, Meisling and his luck with love....wonder how he'd get along with Edgar Allan Poe?
@@TheDanishGuyReviews Which begs the question on how the two were able to communicate with each other. Hans wasn't very good with English.
Since LastWeek this one line always makes me laugh...."Eddie No!"
I've recently came out as a trans girl to everyone, but my parents are making it really hard. You're videos have made me smile when I've felt completely lost and alone. Thank you so much Eddie!
I think you and your parents might find this video helpful. I can also recommend several academic books on the subject. ruclips.net/video/-hLnlis-RAw/видео.html&ab_channel=BridgeCityNews.
Good luck buddy!
@@BenN64 thank you!!
good luck ma... du... person...
@@tippiebekfast yep person
2:58 Kids hair does darken with age though, Fiance went from white blonde to dark brown (almost black) just as a result of aging lol.
Mrs Goofy died in a horrible car crash.
Makes sense to me!
In my opinion , you're talking about Mrs. Geef from the "George Geef" era.....And I think she is Max , as it make sense(on age and pop culture reference) to assume that George Jr. grow up became the Goofy we know today .
(Born and childhood around 50s , disco college years/young adult in 70s , married and got his first son Max at 80s , raising Max as a single parent at mid 90s , sent Max to college around 2000)
This is the first time I saw Kim NOT talking about MLP. I've been hiding, or not subscribed to her....that's the mystery only I know. Also Eddie, great video. I always think of you when I have questions like this needing answers xD
@@ILoveKimPossibleAlot just clicked the bell so I do.
Also, this was never meant to be a serious comment.
*Who Hiyucked Goofy
-Eddache 2020
IGN 10/10
Hiyuuck I’m goofy lol
lol
you two have extremely solid comedic chemistry goddamn
Either Max was somehow a clone of Goofy or his mom is either (A.) Dead. (B.) A dead-beat who left the family (which would explain where Max gets his attitude from...)). Or (C.) The mother is actually a character from, not Disney, but either from Warner Bros., Hanna Barbra or other animation competitors.
Your so good at giving that good vibe away
goofy is clearly a transman who had max prior to his transition!
Honestly this theory makes the most sense with the information given, and I support trans goofy and his son.
And the father is the milk man
gay
*Actually, it’s most likely just that his wife cheated on him with several others, and she looks like goofy, which is why they all mistook him for his wife.*
@@nerathechildoflight9974 yea but the trans man speculation is more fun
Good to see this in my feed.
9:50 so we're NOT gonna mention the fact that the goofmiester fyuked jessica rabbit
5:27 who put Pinocchio on the absent parent list? The whole idea of his being brought to life was so Geppetto could have a son
Wow I'm so early, I love your channel!
Eds:Where do baby's come from?
Both me and KP :DONT YOU HAVE A SON?!
5:50 There was no goof, it was planned
"It might all be the dream of a magical trumpet"
- Eddache (2021)
13:30 that kills me every time!
You and KP have great comedic chemistry. Very great watch~
8:46 lmao
Stork delivers a dead baby* "consider that a STORKIN' warning!"
Dont you know she died in japan when the nukes where launched
eddie keep up the good work im loving the vids man
Who’s goofy’s wife? Wait... didn’t Mickey have a pet dog?
“And then Mickey’s son died.”
“EDDIE NO-“
0:50 oh ive blown the secret!!!!that made me laugh
woof
How
0:51 I love his voice when he said that! 😅
Hirohiko Araki, who writes detailed itemized character biographies on a spreadsheet for every single named character including where they were born:
“Cowards.”
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