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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @jc40k72
    @jc40k72 8 лет назад +777

    After being betrayed by the government, the top secret multi billion dollar nano-tech cyber assassin went to hong kong, where he promptly broke into a convenience store to steal candy bars and soda

    • @mrorlov2706
      @mrorlov2706 6 лет назад +46

      And liquor

    • @llVIU
      @llVIU 5 лет назад +27

      bob page spent 50 billion dollars on him but couldn't afford to give him some bullets for a small pistol or some food.

    • @pezus553
      @pezus553 2 года назад +2

      666th like

  • @riverbakey
    @riverbakey 10 лет назад +621

    i just love how every problem in deus ex can be solved with lams

    • @user11539
      @user11539 9 лет назад +174

      A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.

    • @windowsking1179
      @windowsking1179 9 лет назад +75

      Samuel Baker No, every problem can be solved with a GEP gun

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 9 лет назад +68

      Correction: *every problem* can be solved with LAMs. Period. Can't find bread for a sammich? Use a LAM. Need to kill Anna Navare? Use a LAM. Got too much mint jelly? Make some LAM chops. The list is endless!

    • @Coolerdbz69
      @Coolerdbz69 5 лет назад +7

      @@windowsking1179 Yeah I took out like every robot with the GEP gun and I don't know how I would of done it otherwise lol. Just not enough LAM's or EMP grenades lying around for that

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 5 лет назад +1

      J.C Denton Try it: the proof is self-evident!

  • @fanaticbogey
    @fanaticbogey 8 лет назад +543

    Deus Ex: an entire franchise whose entire purpose is to teach us this one important lesson- a well placed explosive is the most important tool mankind has to offer.

    • @WrenchInThePlan
      @WrenchInThePlan 7 лет назад +7

      I think they removed TUs in the remake: Enemy Unknown.
      They also made grenades 100% accurate, though, whereas in UFO Defense grenades had deviation and accuracy just like any other weapon.

    • @arekkrol9758
      @arekkrol9758 7 лет назад +7

      yea, removing TUs was a mistake, chrysalids (worst xcom classic nightamre, especialy in snakeman terror) were harmless in enemy unknown because of that

    • @redfield2308
      @redfield2308 6 лет назад +9

      A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.

    • @DocterE01
      @DocterE01 5 лет назад +15

      @@2324-v7k also false, it was to prove that the GEP gun is the only silent way to eliminate Manderlay

    • @jasoncarswell7458
      @jasoncarswell7458 4 года назад +2

      @@DocterE01 I have good news for both of you
      I have contamination and mutants in my brain

  • @MentalParadox
    @MentalParadox 10 лет назад +507

    I...I...I.. thought you were a GEP gun.

    • @jcdenton8153
      @jcdenton8153 10 лет назад +80

      Not you again!
      Have any crack?

    • @wikieditspam
      @wikieditspam 10 лет назад +21

      *****
      The underclasses are starting to get desperate. Your turn.

    • @CounterBlock
      @CounterBlock 10 лет назад +11

      ***** That wasn't funny.

    • @wikieditspam
      @wikieditspam 10 лет назад +11

      Paul Denton
      DESPERATE.

    • @phantom4cerberus
      @phantom4cerberus 10 лет назад +7

      ***** MY WOLF is going to take the world, my dad always used to say stab stab stab and he dies... i like that

  • @olliepwnsall
    @olliepwnsall 8 лет назад +360

    The moral is, kids: even updated firmware won't save you from criminal amounts of LAMs

    • @thegreatcarraway
      @thegreatcarraway 8 лет назад +12

      You can see the bullet move 1 inch/minute going towards the pile of 1000 LAM's.

    • @orim2665
      @orim2665 4 года назад +1

      know I'm late but nice profile pic

    • @olliepwnsall
      @olliepwnsall 4 года назад +1

      @@orim2665 Thanks

  • @samgriffiths7133
    @samgriffiths7133 8 лет назад +149

    I love how the triads do not acknowledge at all that you just found out their secret meeting location and just react like "no club patrons back here" xD

    • @bamoida42
      @bamoida42 8 лет назад +53

      Masterful pokerface, I give em that

  • @steamboat4853
    @steamboat4853 9 лет назад +256

    that wrestling bit was tight

  • @Jessesloveshack
    @Jessesloveshack 10 лет назад +90

    This video is a fucking classic.

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 4 года назад +4

      as is your 6yo comment :-)
      Deus Ex (and its memes) will never die

  • @MarcusObrian
    @MarcusObrian 11 лет назад +60

    The WWE moment got me good.

  • @Azf12
    @Azf12 9 лет назад +60

    "I don't understand, what are you doing?"
    *murder*

  • @lilwyvern4
    @lilwyvern4 11 лет назад +33

    For those wondering: the music that plays when the maid breaks the chairs is Scissorman's Theme from the SNES Clock Tower. It plays when he's chasing you.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 8 лет назад +2

      +Torcularis I knew I heard that somewhere. I thought "snatcher."

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface 2 года назад

      Oh sick I'm glad that memory was dragged screaming back to the surface of my mind.

    • @Th3K33p3r
      @Th3K33p3r 2 года назад

      Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @btly-wing6531
    @btly-wing6531 8 лет назад +57

    A solid walkthrough guide of the game, I'd say.

  • @pauldenton1892
    @pauldenton1892 12 лет назад +27

    I accidentally swapped the Window Gymnastics augmentation canister with the Badass Killing Machine canister before leaving Hong Kong.

  • @TyrannoWright
    @TyrannoWright 10 лет назад +51

    3:01 That pile-driver.

  • @bromixsr
    @bromixsr 11 лет назад +94

    Screw orange, lemon lime rules!!!!

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese 8 лет назад +120

    Darkness: Hey, you're that guy walton simons was talking about.
    JC Denton: Yeah?
    Darkness: Good Luck
    Darkness: We're 100% BLACK
    JC Denton: Me too.
    Darkness: The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for sandra's friend.

    • @aeiouy7708
      @aeiouy7708 8 лет назад +25

      Darkness: Cops, that's what the sunnovabitch uses in operation agaisnt black people.

    • @mergemechanism
      @mergemechanism 8 лет назад +5

      I thought You were a GEP gun.

    • @televisionandcheese
      @televisionandcheese 8 лет назад +3

      Welcome to the coalition PROD!
      I might as well start using the code name now.

    • @mergemechanism
      @mergemechanism 8 лет назад +5

      The GEP Gun takedown is the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

    • @televisionandcheese
      @televisionandcheese 8 лет назад +4

      User Name I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in, and go in, and go in, and go in, AND GO IN like the US marshal and his 3 daughters,,,,, and we lose the vaccine.

  • @Westile
    @Westile 8 лет назад +101

    Wasn't prepared for this to actually be funny.

  • @blackmage540
    @blackmage540 9 лет назад +26

    "We're 100% black."
    "Me too."

  • @mantrox
    @mantrox 9 лет назад +279

    I just realised. JC = John Cena.

  • @AA-ez9cn
    @AA-ez9cn 10 лет назад +39

    1:45 I haven't laughed that hard in a while

  • @bakerdoze
    @bakerdoze 11 лет назад +8

    Of course, the candy bars are the first thing you go for in any robbery.

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 10 лет назад +22

    00:35 - oh god, his dribble is augumented!

  • @chessemchesse3676
    @chessemchesse3676 6 лет назад +6

    Just as my mother used to say:
    "Trust the guy with an arsenal big enough to take out an army that littlerally steals everything in a convenience store

  • @DarksiderDarmoset
    @DarksiderDarmoset 9 лет назад +31

    THE CAGE BROKE! THE CAGE BROKE!

  • @StormZephyr
    @StormZephyr 10 лет назад +13

    I fucking lost it at the basketball physics.

  • @fhistleb
    @fhistleb 13 лет назад +6

    The Clock Tower into Pile Driver combo killed me.

  • @Fraggr92
    @Fraggr92 6 лет назад +3

    That pile driver was the most majestic thing i have seen in any Deus Ex video

  • @totilix1858
    @totilix1858 8 лет назад +30

    thats it thats the game

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay 6 лет назад +2

    when the power drops... go in, go in, GO IN and GO IN like the US marshal and his three daughters

  • @realnumber6882
    @realnumber6882 11 лет назад +2

    Too funny the "Robbery" part in the shop: even the police break through the glasses. Best part the WWE piledriver! Out of breath hahahahah

  • @Lookin4aBoxToLive
    @Lookin4aBoxToLive 10 лет назад +2

    The Clocktower music in the part with the maid was so perfect.

  • @DoofFing
    @DoofFing 2 года назад +1

    This video lives rent free in my head. I've been watching it several times a year for a decade.

  • @poorinspirit1982
    @poorinspirit1982 9 лет назад +7

    UNATCO Trooper: "I don't understand, what are you doing?"
    *stabs him*

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 9 лет назад +38

    Come on and LAMs, and welcome to the LAMs!

  • @AryanneHoofler
    @AryanneHoofler Год назад +2

    I must have watched this previously while drunk years ago, I don't remember this on my liked list. A gem nonetheless

  • @DaBlizStation
    @DaBlizStation 8 лет назад +12

    Welcome to the coalition *_P R O D!_*

  • @Phataku
    @Phataku 8 лет назад +8

    @0:37
    "basketball.exe has stopped working"

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 7 лет назад +4

    If the video had been made more recently, the "JC" joke would have been a "John Cena" joke.

  • @wYeL333
    @wYeL333 12 лет назад +4

    Over ten playthroughs and I've never heard Gunther say the prisoner part. You always find something you missed in this game.

  • @jess648
    @jess648 Год назад

    I love that there’s so many explosives placed during the Walton fight but that it turns into ground zero for the manhattan project for a few seconds

  • @ZomBIEKAI4
    @ZomBIEKAI4 11 лет назад +5

    Good god that pile driver part. How could you do this to me, I can't breath.

  • @ApocalypticRadish
    @ApocalypticRadish 3 года назад +1

    *casually breaks through glass panel into Triad meeting*

  • @googleygareth
    @googleygareth 13 лет назад

    Whats the song at the basket ball part?

  • @TheEvilShepard
    @TheEvilShepard 9 лет назад +4

    This never gets old.

  • @blingking501
    @blingking501 6 лет назад +2

    Holy shit I remember seeing this years ago, I'm surprised it hasn't blown up.

  • @TowelRetainer
    @TowelRetainer 13 лет назад +2

    1:49
    These were desperate times for agent J.C. Denton

  • @donidewit
    @donidewit 2 года назад +1

    3:06 I really loved that one 😂

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 4 года назад +2

    2:50
    She could've just walked over the sofas, instead she went _through_ them

  • @coreymurray432
    @coreymurray432 9 лет назад +8

    Anyone else catch the Touhou reference around 2:29?

  • @LordIncompetent
    @LordIncompetent 10 лет назад +17

    2:29

  • @TheCanadianAlligator
    @TheCanadianAlligator 11 лет назад +1

    4:34 "Oh my God, JC! A bomb!"
    4:38 *flashback* They'll never see it coming...

  • @fanio222
    @fanio222 6 лет назад +1

    Man the one with the maid is really well done.

  • @tohopes
    @tohopes 9 лет назад +23

    YAR, HAR, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE

  • @ytnukesme1600
    @ytnukesme1600 4 года назад

    That doesn't mean you can stop me, i'm a power generator, i'm big enough to power up an entire building.

  • @RobloxSugarFanta
    @RobloxSugarFanta 11 лет назад +2

    1:50 JC Denton
    The best criminal in Hong Kong

  • @Georgie_B_
    @Georgie_B_ 9 лет назад +3

    Incredible work my friend, a magnum opus!

  • @MentalParadox
    @MentalParadox 8 лет назад +1

    Those LAM's at the end should have destroyed the whole underwater base :D

  • @dittyobrien
    @dittyobrien 13 лет назад +1

    yeah I was about to ask was that a clock tower dub in lol

  • @jcdenton8221
    @jcdenton8221 12 лет назад +3

    Did someone forget their climbing augmentation AGAIN?

  • @SuperFeatherYoshi
    @SuperFeatherYoshi 9 лет назад +17

    2:29 CHEEEEEEEN!!!

  • @derekpiasecki1097
    @derekpiasecki1097 7 лет назад

    That body slam reminds me of this match back in 1998 when the Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in a Cell and into the Spanish announcer's table.

  • @JCDentonCZ
    @JCDentonCZ 12 лет назад

    Thaaat's an interesting theory, but I've learned that all possibilities should be looked into. However it's more likely that Warren Spector lent a lot of the elements from the local radio show in Austin Texas, Alex Jones, as well as considerable research into subjects on their own. If only just meant to be an entertainment product, they certainly picked a great collection of subjects to mix in and make a great story and game from.

  • @crazyrabbits
    @crazyrabbits 12 лет назад +1

    0:50
    Somebody sign him up for the Knicks!

  • @tentaclesmod
    @tentaclesmod 2 года назад

    God I love the immense potential of this game for SHENANIGANS. Why isn't there a video of opening every cage in the versalife installation? Pure chaos.

  • @apanst
    @apanst 13 лет назад +2

    He was a good ball... what a rotten way to slam..

  • @antond12312
    @antond12312 7 лет назад

    Maggie chows maid fucking crashed through doors and breaking objects running after me today.

  • @ParasiticTentacle
    @ParasiticTentacle 12 лет назад +1

    Oh my god clocktower maid you are brilliant

  • @ZloyBelyash
    @ZloyBelyash 3 года назад

    0:38 When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 5 лет назад

    J.C: *shoots Paul*
    Paul: That wasn't funny! >:(

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows 7 лет назад

    Guess I stumbled into the main office. Well, tell me your secrets now.

  • @FortuneSan
    @FortuneSan 13 лет назад +1

    I lost it at the piledriver, Fucking awesome work

  • @GoofTroopdumdum
    @GoofTroopdumdum 12 лет назад +1

    EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT SONG I FEEL SO EPIC!

  • @Missingnokillred
    @Missingnokillred 7 лет назад

    if you think that many lams for walton was excessive, it isn't by any measure
    i planted 12 whole lams and used all of them on walton and he didn't even die from a single one of them

  • @SirDamned
    @SirDamned 4 года назад

    The video and the game were years ahead of their time

  • @falkuistion
    @falkuistion 10 лет назад

    What's the name of the song when the maid is chasing JC?

  • @MahajiHaji
    @MahajiHaji 10 лет назад +4

    0:34 There's a glitch in the matrix.

  • @Wasmachineman
    @Wasmachineman 12 лет назад +3

    0:37
    My basket ball is augmented.

  • @timurhodzic8243
    @timurhodzic8243 8 лет назад +2

    2:51 - clock tower for snes

  • @Schuykov
    @Schuykov 13 лет назад +3

    THE PILEDRIVER!!!

  • @ramox90
    @ramox90 12 лет назад +1

    JC a bomb!
    Denton: What a shame.

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd 13 лет назад +3

    PAUL I...I...I thought you were GEP gun.

  • @Chimerathon
    @Chimerathon 13 лет назад

    I fucking died at the clocktower reference. The "fuck the police" part was also pretty damn good.

  • @EMKTTHL
    @EMKTTHL 12 лет назад

    the boss fights are a piece of cake if you have the dragon's tooth or LAMs.

  • @faceless2302
    @faceless2302 7 лет назад

    0:37 ball.exe has stopped working

  • @silverkx2000
    @silverkx2000 13 лет назад +1

    Robbery was the best part

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 4 года назад

    OH MY GOD, JC, A BOMB!
    What kind of bomb?

  • @Chiznitz
    @Chiznitz 13 лет назад +1

    HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO
    HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO
    HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO
    Fuck me, this is great.

  • @jaxsonharper9091
    @jaxsonharper9091 8 лет назад +1

    Did I hear Clocktower sound effects

  • @KennyRedSocks
    @KennyRedSocks 4 года назад

    What's the music that plays after May Sung destroys the furniture?

  • @DyaMetR
    @DyaMetR 9 лет назад

    LAMs: You can never have enough of 'em

  • @TOASTEngineer
    @TOASTEngineer 10 лет назад

    You didn't goomba-stomp wosserface through the skylight?

  • @XEL777
    @XEL777 12 лет назад

    Yeah, and the voice acting isn't shitty FYI. Some minor characters' maybe, but that of the main cast (especially JC), as well as a good chunk of more minor and background characters, ranged from perfectly fine to great.

  • @sterlok2283
    @sterlok2283 4 года назад

    I always thought Paul Denton looks like John Travolta

  • @pauldenton7699
    @pauldenton7699 12 лет назад +2

    " That wasn't funny! "

  • @UshiromiyaMamoru
    @UshiromiyaMamoru 13 лет назад

    @Blizzard95 Depends what ending you choose. I chose to blow the Facility and start another Dark Age. Maybe it was the story after all.
    “Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks to emperors. Today we kneel only to truth.”

  • @XEL777
    @XEL777 12 лет назад

    Thanks for the link BTW. Love this movie!

  • @jcdenton8221
    @jcdenton8221 12 лет назад

    Again, Paul? Damn it, this is the same thing that happened when we were in elementary school. You tried to climb the monkey bars...
    I still hear the screaming.

  • @Bluehawk2008
    @Bluehawk2008 8 лет назад

    JC HAS GOT THE ROCK!

  • @EdOscuro
    @EdOscuro 12 лет назад

    Whenever Paul says "UNATCO!" I just die.

  • @urdnotwrex2022
    @urdnotwrex2022 11 лет назад

    Next time,tell him to double check his system,We had enough of his bullshit,Wait untill Jock hear about this.