After being betrayed by the government, the top secret multi billion dollar nano-tech cyber assassin went to hong kong, where he promptly broke into a convenience store to steal candy bars and soda
Correction: *every problem* can be solved with LAMs. Period. Can't find bread for a sammich? Use a LAM. Need to kill Anna Navare? Use a LAM. Got too much mint jelly? Make some LAM chops. The list is endless!
@@windowsking1179 Yeah I took out like every robot with the GEP gun and I don't know how I would of done it otherwise lol. Just not enough LAM's or EMP grenades lying around for that
Deus Ex: an entire franchise whose entire purpose is to teach us this one important lesson- a well placed explosive is the most important tool mankind has to offer.
I think they removed TUs in the remake: Enemy Unknown. They also made grenades 100% accurate, though, whereas in UFO Defense grenades had deviation and accuracy just like any other weapon.
yea, removing TUs was a mistake, chrysalids (worst xcom classic nightamre, especialy in snakeman terror) were harmless in enemy unknown because of that
I love how the triads do not acknowledge at all that you just found out their secret meeting location and just react like "no club patrons back here" xD
For those wondering: the music that plays when the maid breaks the chairs is Scissorman's Theme from the SNES Clock Tower. It plays when he's chasing you.
Darkness: Hey, you're that guy walton simons was talking about. JC Denton: Yeah? Darkness: Good Luck Darkness: We're 100% BLACK JC Denton: Me too. Darkness: The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for sandra's friend.
User Name I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in, and go in, and go in, and go in, AND GO IN like the US marshal and his 3 daughters,,,,, and we lose the vaccine.
Thaaat's an interesting theory, but I've learned that all possibilities should be looked into. However it's more likely that Warren Spector lent a lot of the elements from the local radio show in Austin Texas, Alex Jones, as well as considerable research into subjects on their own. If only just meant to be an entertainment product, they certainly picked a great collection of subjects to mix in and make a great story and game from.
God I love the immense potential of this game for SHENANIGANS. Why isn't there a video of opening every cage in the versalife installation? Pure chaos.
if you think that many lams for walton was excessive, it isn't by any measure i planted 12 whole lams and used all of them on walton and he didn't even die from a single one of them
Yeah, and the voice acting isn't shitty FYI. Some minor characters' maybe, but that of the main cast (especially JC), as well as a good chunk of more minor and background characters, ranged from perfectly fine to great.
@Blizzard95 Depends what ending you choose. I chose to blow the Facility and start another Dark Age. Maybe it was the story after all. “Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks to emperors. Today we kneel only to truth.”
Again, Paul? Damn it, this is the same thing that happened when we were in elementary school. You tried to climb the monkey bars... I still hear the screaming.
After being betrayed by the government, the top secret multi billion dollar nano-tech cyber assassin went to hong kong, where he promptly broke into a convenience store to steal candy bars and soda
And liquor
bob page spent 50 billion dollars on him but couldn't afford to give him some bullets for a small pistol or some food.
666th like
i just love how every problem in deus ex can be solved with lams
A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.
Samuel Baker No, every problem can be solved with a GEP gun
Correction: *every problem* can be solved with LAMs. Period. Can't find bread for a sammich? Use a LAM. Need to kill Anna Navare? Use a LAM. Got too much mint jelly? Make some LAM chops. The list is endless!
@@windowsking1179 Yeah I took out like every robot with the GEP gun and I don't know how I would of done it otherwise lol. Just not enough LAM's or EMP grenades lying around for that
J.C Denton Try it: the proof is self-evident!
Deus Ex: an entire franchise whose entire purpose is to teach us this one important lesson- a well placed explosive is the most important tool mankind has to offer.
I think they removed TUs in the remake: Enemy Unknown.
They also made grenades 100% accurate, though, whereas in UFO Defense grenades had deviation and accuracy just like any other weapon.
yea, removing TUs was a mistake, chrysalids (worst xcom classic nightamre, especialy in snakeman terror) were harmless in enemy unknown because of that
A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.
@@2324-v7k also false, it was to prove that the GEP gun is the only silent way to eliminate Manderlay
@@DocterE01 I have good news for both of you
I have contamination and mutants in my brain
I...I...I.. thought you were a GEP gun.
Not you again!
Have any crack?
*****
The underclasses are starting to get desperate. Your turn.
***** That wasn't funny.
Paul Denton
DESPERATE.
***** MY WOLF is going to take the world, my dad always used to say stab stab stab and he dies... i like that
The moral is, kids: even updated firmware won't save you from criminal amounts of LAMs
You can see the bullet move 1 inch/minute going towards the pile of 1000 LAM's.
know I'm late but nice profile pic
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I love how the triads do not acknowledge at all that you just found out their secret meeting location and just react like "no club patrons back here" xD
Masterful pokerface, I give em that
that wrestling bit was tight
This video is a fucking classic.
as is your 6yo comment :-)
Deus Ex (and its memes) will never die
The WWE moment got me good.
"I don't understand, what are you doing?"
*murder*
For those wondering: the music that plays when the maid breaks the chairs is Scissorman's Theme from the SNES Clock Tower. It plays when he's chasing you.
+Torcularis I knew I heard that somewhere. I thought "snatcher."
Oh sick I'm glad that memory was dragged screaming back to the surface of my mind.
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
A solid walkthrough guide of the game, I'd say.
I accidentally swapped the Window Gymnastics augmentation canister with the Badass Killing Machine canister before leaving Hong Kong.
3:01 That pile-driver.
Screw orange, lemon lime rules!!!!
I agree, but I am allergic to lemon :(
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Darkness: Hey, you're that guy walton simons was talking about.
JC Denton: Yeah?
Darkness: Good Luck
Darkness: We're 100% BLACK
JC Denton: Me too.
Darkness: The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for sandra's friend.
Darkness: Cops, that's what the sunnovabitch uses in operation agaisnt black people.
I thought You were a GEP gun.
Welcome to the coalition PROD!
I might as well start using the code name now.
The GEP Gun takedown is the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.
User Name I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in, and go in, and go in, and go in, AND GO IN like the US marshal and his 3 daughters,,,,, and we lose the vaccine.
Wasn't prepared for this to actually be funny.
"That wasn't funny" ~Paul
"We're 100% black."
"Me too."
I just realised. JC = John Cena.
+MantroX He died for our LAMs
+Quiptipt The LAM of god
+MantroX
I wish he had gone with that xD.
I have no words
What a shame.
Excuse me, that was so trite...
1:45 I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Of course, the candy bars are the first thing you go for in any robbery.
00:35 - oh god, his dribble is augumented!
Just as my mother used to say:
"Trust the guy with an arsenal big enough to take out an army that littlerally steals everything in a convenience store
THE CAGE BROKE! THE CAGE BROKE!
I fucking lost it at the basketball physics.
The Clock Tower into Pile Driver combo killed me.
That pile driver was the most majestic thing i have seen in any Deus Ex video
thats it thats the game
when the power drops... go in, go in, GO IN and GO IN like the US marshal and his three daughters
Too funny the "Robbery" part in the shop: even the police break through the glasses. Best part the WWE piledriver! Out of breath hahahahah
The Clocktower music in the part with the maid was so perfect.
This video lives rent free in my head. I've been watching it several times a year for a decade.
UNATCO Trooper: "I don't understand, what are you doing?"
*stabs him*
Come on and LAMs, and welcome to the LAMs!
I must have watched this previously while drunk years ago, I don't remember this on my liked list. A gem nonetheless
Welcome to the coalition *_P R O D!_*
@0:37
"basketball.exe has stopped working"
If the video had been made more recently, the "JC" joke would have been a "John Cena" joke.
Over ten playthroughs and I've never heard Gunther say the prisoner part. You always find something you missed in this game.
I love that there’s so many explosives placed during the Walton fight but that it turns into ground zero for the manhattan project for a few seconds
Good god that pile driver part. How could you do this to me, I can't breath.
*casually breaks through glass panel into Triad meeting*
Whats the song at the basket ball part?
This never gets old.
Holy shit I remember seeing this years ago, I'm surprised it hasn't blown up.
1:49
These were desperate times for agent J.C. Denton
3:06 I really loved that one 😂
2:50
She could've just walked over the sofas, instead she went _through_ them
Anyone else catch the Touhou reference around 2:29?
2:29
4:34 "Oh my God, JC! A bomb!"
4:38 *flashback* They'll never see it coming...
Man the one with the maid is really well done.
YAR, HAR, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE
Being a pirate is alright with me!
+An Ordinator What a shame.
That doesn't mean you can stop me, i'm a power generator, i'm big enough to power up an entire building.
1:50 JC Denton
The best criminal in Hong Kong
Incredible work my friend, a magnum opus!
Those LAM's at the end should have destroyed the whole underwater base :D
yeah I was about to ask was that a clock tower dub in lol
Did someone forget their climbing augmentation AGAIN?
2:29 CHEEEEEEEN!!!
That body slam reminds me of this match back in 1998 when the Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in a Cell and into the Spanish announcer's table.
Thaaat's an interesting theory, but I've learned that all possibilities should be looked into. However it's more likely that Warren Spector lent a lot of the elements from the local radio show in Austin Texas, Alex Jones, as well as considerable research into subjects on their own. If only just meant to be an entertainment product, they certainly picked a great collection of subjects to mix in and make a great story and game from.
0:50
Somebody sign him up for the Knicks!
God I love the immense potential of this game for SHENANIGANS. Why isn't there a video of opening every cage in the versalife installation? Pure chaos.
He was a good ball... what a rotten way to slam..
Maggie chows maid fucking crashed through doors and breaking objects running after me today.
Oh my god clocktower maid you are brilliant
0:38 When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror
J.C: *shoots Paul*
Paul: That wasn't funny! >:(
Guess I stumbled into the main office. Well, tell me your secrets now.
I lost it at the piledriver, Fucking awesome work
EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT SONG I FEEL SO EPIC!
if you think that many lams for walton was excessive, it isn't by any measure
i planted 12 whole lams and used all of them on walton and he didn't even die from a single one of them
The video and the game were years ahead of their time
What's the name of the song when the maid is chasing JC?
0:34 There's a glitch in the matrix.
0:37
My basket ball is augmented.
2:51 - clock tower for snes
THE PILEDRIVER!!!
JC a bomb!
Denton: What a shame.
PAUL I...I...I thought you were GEP gun.
I fucking died at the clocktower reference. The "fuck the police" part was also pretty damn good.
the boss fights are a piece of cake if you have the dragon's tooth or LAMs.
0:37 ball.exe has stopped working
Robbery was the best part
OH MY GOD, JC, A BOMB!
What kind of bomb?
HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO
HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO
HEY YO WHATCHA GON' DO
Fuck me, this is great.
Did I hear Clocktower sound effects
What's the music that plays after May Sung destroys the furniture?
It's the ClockTower soundtrack. It's called "Don't cry Jennifer", classic stuff.
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LAMs: You can never have enough of 'em
You didn't goomba-stomp wosserface through the skylight?
Yeah, and the voice acting isn't shitty FYI. Some minor characters' maybe, but that of the main cast (especially JC), as well as a good chunk of more minor and background characters, ranged from perfectly fine to great.
I always thought Paul Denton looks like John Travolta
" That wasn't funny! "
@Blizzard95 Depends what ending you choose. I chose to blow the Facility and start another Dark Age. Maybe it was the story after all.
“Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks to emperors. Today we kneel only to truth.”
Thanks for the link BTW. Love this movie!
Again, Paul? Damn it, this is the same thing that happened when we were in elementary school. You tried to climb the monkey bars...
I still hear the screaming.
JC HAS GOT THE ROCK!
Whenever Paul says "UNATCO!" I just die.
Next time,tell him to double check his system,We had enough of his bullshit,Wait untill Jock hear about this.