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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @axvent012
    @axvent012 Год назад +84

    Good time to rest and listen to EzPz.

    • @The_Gacha_tuber
      @The_Gacha_tuber Год назад +3

      Same here freind

    • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
      @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants Год назад +3

      Same

    • @werentia
      @werentia Год назад +2

      Wanna get knocked out? got a recipe of it

    • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
      @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants Год назад +1

      @@werentia bruh 💀💀

    • @werentia
      @werentia Год назад +3

      @@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants Knockout recipe
      NyQuil
      Water
      Salt
      Pour salt into the water and mix until it dissolve, then add crushed up dissolvable NyQuil and mix until it’s turns into a sorta light grey, bake for a minute in your microwave
      Whipped cream, extra NyQuil, and any edible accessories onto the drink is optional.

  • @vekonex1104
    @vekonex1104 Год назад +53

    PLEASE do more of these. Cursed comments gets stale after a while but these never seem to get old, they had me losing it the whole video.

    • @mudkipmatt3793
      @mudkipmatt3793 Год назад +1

      Yeah Too much negative Reddit videos, these positive ones are a nice change.

  • @Malkontent1003
    @Malkontent1003 Год назад +49

    Took me fifteen minutes to realise I was watching EzPz.

  • @yourfavouritehydra
    @yourfavouritehydra Год назад +17

    Nee Oh Nuh Tahl makes the baby unit sound like a era in prehistoric times and now all I can picture is a bunch of Dino babies in the nursery 🥹

  • @DarlexGardenWarden
    @DarlexGardenWarden Год назад +9

    As someone who's getting bullied at school rn thanks for making these videos it always feels better to get your mind off of those assholes

    • @leviniahill454
      @leviniahill454 Год назад +1

      Once you finish school you never need to see those assholes ever again. 😊Hang in there.

    • @DarlexGardenWarden
      @DarlexGardenWarden Год назад +1

      @@leviniahill454 Thx

  • @amberkat8147
    @amberkat8147 Год назад +9

    19:50- I have idea why, but I found that hilarious and had trouble stopping the laughter.

  • @MushuOfShopia
    @MushuOfShopia Год назад +24

    It's been so long since i watched this channel

  • @_se3_thru9h_9
    @_se3_thru9h_9 Год назад +7

    14:46 did you know that St-Valentine was a 3rd-century roman saint, celebrated in western christianity on February 14 and on the 6th of July in Eastern Orthodoxy?
    From the High Middle Ages, his Saints' Day has been associated with a tradition of courtly love. He is also a patron saint of Terni, epilepsy and beekeepers.
    Saint Valentine was a clergyman - either a priest or a bishop - in the Roman Empire who ministered to persecuted Christians. He was martyred and his body buried on the Via Flaminia on February 14, which has been observed as the Feast of Saint Valentine (Saint Valentine's Day) since at least the eighth century.
    Edit: Source is Wikipedia

  • @dizzy_dino9052
    @dizzy_dino9052 Год назад +6

    The queen will never die thing made me laugh. That aged worse than Prince Philip 😂

  • @youbetterbestraight
    @youbetterbestraight Год назад +10

    This is 50% better than memes and 90% better at taking away your air

  • @mariushatcher2643
    @mariushatcher2643 Год назад +1

    10:40 "ah you see Perry The Platipus you have fallen victim to my new *SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP INATOR* "

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D Год назад +2

    Nothing like a Sam O'Nella reference.

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 Год назад +2

    8:38 "Tell me Sans. Do you fear God?"

  • @vinny5325
    @vinny5325 Год назад +1

    1:31 ash's to ash's crust to crust you're gonna burn with the rest of us

  • @PretzalGod
    @PretzalGod Год назад +1

    I love the videos that are just anbout 1 hour of zach

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Год назад +1

    30:18 - A trojan horse. Now it's just a bunch of skeletons inside it.

  • @skipp84
    @skipp84 Год назад +1

    I like how the boomarang controller is more practical than the actual n64 controller

  • @asherthemad300
    @asherthemad300 Год назад +4

    25:17 had me laughing pretty good

  • @SadBoi__
    @SadBoi__ Год назад +3

    7:23 push rose off, I know it sounds weird, but the ship turning around to look for her would take enough time where the iceberg would have moved away from the ship’s course.

    • @leviniahill454
      @leviniahill454 Год назад

      Too bad rose was a fictional character or that would have been a good tactic 😂😂

  • @fishyfow3767
    @fishyfow3767 Год назад +1

    6:24 worst part is in America, she wouldn’t be charged and would get to sue for child support

  • @tighesanchez2074
    @tighesanchez2074 Год назад

    the "THE QUEEN NEVER DIES" got me

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B Год назад

    DreadHead at the beginning is speaking my mind on these questions.

  • @chairrobot
    @chairrobot 5 месяцев назад

    Ashes to ashes crust to crust is hilarious!

  • @infinitefray8067
    @infinitefray8067 Год назад

    33:42 this whole video has it but this part radiates the most russain badger energy

  • @alice_weirddom
    @alice_weirddom Год назад +3

    33:22 actually i have. It was the girlfriend of a person i knew for lile 4-6 hours

  • @ImNotMe224
    @ImNotMe224 Год назад

    1:31 Ayo, they didn’t need to do my employer like that

  • @looooooooooooooooooooongytname
    @looooooooooooooooooooongytname Год назад +1

    25:24
    I have to use a charging block

  • @lestertheguy1734
    @lestertheguy1734 Год назад

    i listened to this trying to sleep
    didn’t help but didn’t make it worse, either

  • @catisyellen9877
    @catisyellen9877 Год назад +1

    Bruh, I live in the US and I drank bagged milk in elementary school. We jabbed pointy straws into them. Crazy times.

  • @dedchanel4002
    @dedchanel4002 Год назад

    3:13 bro bouta enter stage 5 cool mode of parappa💀

  • @RaidenHour
    @RaidenHour Год назад +1

    4:03 BA112 is the callsign of a British Airways 747, now the 747’s cruising speed is ~575 MPH (this cruising speed is important for transatlantic flight, so keep it in mind), in this case though the 747 was assisted by the Jetstream, causing the 747 to go much faster than intended by about 250 MPH reaching in at an eye watering 825 MPH (~ Mach 1.02) which broke the sound barrier by about 57 MPH above the 768 MPH supersonic threshold making the flight super sonic and not subsonic as OP stated.
    though the commenters words about the pilot telling the passengers that they are going “so fucking fast right now, holy shit” would be correct in a situation like that, it would probably be more like “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, please make sure your seatbelts are fastened correctly because we will be experiencing a large amount of turbulence when we break the sound barrier seeing as 747s aren’t built for such speeds”
    Which is rather impressive speeds for a 747 going roughly half of the concord’s max speed at 1345 MPH or Mach 2.04.
    Note that the 747 survived and with almost no damage aside from paint chipping and compressor blade damage, showing just how good American aircraft engineering really is.
    57 MPH is 91 KPH
    575 MPH is 925 KPH
    768 MPH is 1235 KPH
    825 MPH is 1327 KPH
    1345 MPH is 2164 KPH

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Год назад

    28:20 - Quagmire's White noise machine.

  • @Autism_Creature27
    @Autism_Creature27 Год назад

    1:09 the chipcliposaurus

  • @thegamingcat7050
    @thegamingcat7050 Год назад

    18:51 in case you were wondering one of the people in that photo runs a yt series called bored smashing where he breaks tech

  • @klever...1
    @klever...1 Год назад

    25:56 7 ft tall Yoda just sounds like Piccolo from DBZ, I wonder if their fighting styles are similar

  • @MarriedMule
    @MarriedMule Год назад

    "I like that the numbers look like they're made of semen" is how this became a main monitor video.

  • @ailospjellok7475
    @ailospjellok7475 Год назад +8

    17:06 aged like fine milk

  • @kwebvin9939
    @kwebvin9939 Год назад

    8:58
    This fact made me a better liar, thanks for that. 🤔🤨😒👀

  • @ambertucker6330
    @ambertucker6330 5 месяцев назад

    i had the most entertaining ad before this video just now about a furby mixed with a cow called peepy

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Год назад +1

    31:55 - Why does he look like Benedict Cumberbatchs little brother.

  • @StnrVibe
    @StnrVibe Год назад +3

    3:10 reminded me of the time I witnessed an ex-coworker give the manager brownies on the day she quit. She later told me those brownies were filled with laxatives- The poor manager

  • @RNG_Anarchist
    @RNG_Anarchist Год назад

    The phub wholesome guy is the best

  • @babl103
    @babl103 Год назад

    I SPEND 4 HOURS LOOKING AT MEMES AND IT FELT LIKE FIVE MINUTES

  • @balloonboy5212
    @balloonboy5212 Год назад +1

    *GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING*
    thats my grandmother, she passed away 4 moths ago.
    *thank god*

    • @Tp_OverHeat
      @Tp_OverHeat Год назад

      plot twist: the person in bold was atheist

  • @tam_69420
    @tam_69420 Год назад

    according to papa loui 3 boomerangs only return once, so throw it in the opposite direction then duck, it will always go back to ur friend

  • @nixvulpes1572
    @nixvulpes1572 Год назад +1

    25:23 All I have to my left is a bedpost >:)

  • @RicoRodriguez-vs8le
    @RicoRodriguez-vs8le Год назад +1

    22:47 Does it work, DOES IT WORK!?

  • @rorimckinnon4010
    @rorimckinnon4010 Год назад

    EzPz: Imagine your in jail and someone says-
    Add: I love my Dominos jaw droppers

  • @catosicarius3027
    @catosicarius3027 Год назад +2

    32:35 THE CRAZY CACA CONSUMER

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule Год назад

    2:07 is a normal Tuesday for me

  • @glass-shards-yt
    @glass-shards-yt Год назад

    0:03 *taps with shoe* *then adopts*

  • @nicolaasvanvliet-hg3iu
    @nicolaasvanvliet-hg3iu Год назад

    31:52 you check the milk first make sure it’s not expired put the cereal in then put the milk in.

  • @chedderchees918
    @chedderchees918 Год назад

    3:00 can confirm I am cutting onions and eating them

  • @MaskMan1Official
    @MaskMan1Official Год назад

    4:17 THATS A KEEPER

  • @Jupiter_Mayflower
    @Jupiter_Mayflower Год назад +1

    14:38 there we have it the best reference in the world.

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Год назад

    31:16 - That got me Hahahaha

  • @Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX
    @Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX Год назад

    13:16 OMEGA MART!!

  • @spilt-milkie
    @spilt-milkie Год назад +1

    6:29 yes.

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal Год назад +1

    17:08
    RIP

  • @deidrabair6286
    @deidrabair6286 Год назад

    Violence is NOT the answer it is the question the answer is YES

  • @sorayakultman
    @sorayakultman Год назад

    13:12 OMEGA MART LEMONNN

  • @JimmyNeutronTheRealest
    @JimmyNeutronTheRealest Год назад +1

    0:07 bro 1 MILLION? I'd deep fry a puppy for one million, easy W

  • @julianmartinez7539
    @julianmartinez7539 Год назад

    ezpz and emkay the 2 gods

  • @1e1001
    @1e1001 Год назад

    7:04 yeah it's totally not like computers have been counting every second since january 1st 1970 (+/- leap seconds to keep the calendar in-time) and using that as a reference for almost every time-based calculation

  • @C_yber
    @C_yber Год назад

    35:11 this just sounds like a modded cs:go game. With t and ct being swapped, ct trying to blow up the t site. That's actually a really good game idea. Wait, this lines up with something

  • @fluffyraichu9706
    @fluffyraichu9706 Год назад

    Honestly I find the whole “if you don’t make eye contact you’re lying” thing dumb as hell. I’m autistic and I only sometimes make eye contact. While for some people a lack of eye contact means that they are lying, for me and many other people it really doesn’t because not making a big amount of eye contact is just normal for me.

  • @nathminegirl2933
    @nathminegirl2933 Год назад

    First guy is a genius

  • @The_Real_Ricky_Potts
    @The_Real_Ricky_Potts Год назад

    26:15 is that John Egbert from the hit webcomic Homestuck!1!1?2?1??1??

  • @yourfavoriteBF-109here
    @yourfavoriteBF-109here Год назад

    Behold the aussie gamer

  • @Mcblocksy-funny-vids
    @Mcblocksy-funny-vids Год назад

    3:49 thank you to the man who made this non 18+

  • @nothyg012
    @nothyg012 Год назад

    1:08 and what is that dinosaur called?

  • @lifeaccordingtomax
    @lifeaccordingtomax Год назад

    25:31 Hmm probably would go with the Sandwich😅

  • @ColonelWarcrimsonVI
    @ColonelWarcrimsonVI Год назад

    17:07 Elizabeth finally fucking died, like 96 years

  • @MonologueWiththeMoon
    @MonologueWiththeMoon Год назад

    12:40 so thats how heimdall does it

  • @mattboi666
    @mattboi666 Год назад

    5:35 OH LORD

  • @CoraCreates
    @CoraCreates Год назад

    1:25 They did not just steal a joke from Stupendium’s Security Breach song.

  • @Dedf1sh_fan-1
    @Dedf1sh_fan-1 Год назад

    13:41 I can't be the only one who sees a frog right?

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat Год назад

    26:16 don’t give me whiplash like this, bruh come on….

  • @dogsshouldnotbevegan4699
    @dogsshouldnotbevegan4699 Год назад

    That dinosaur was a Nigeraurus

  • @unnecessarycensorpolice
    @unnecessarycensorpolice Год назад

    I agree with the first post

  • @CourierCat-2
    @CourierCat-2 11 месяцев назад +1

    its all zach

  • @Luciie_Joshuni
    @Luciie_Joshuni Год назад

    I thought I was watching Emkay, but it’s alright.

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 Год назад

    1:09 THIS IS TRUE

  • @bagel-basil
    @bagel-basil Год назад

    14:40 unexpected Sam o nella

  • @BaoBao0923
    @BaoBao0923 Год назад

    BRO I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING emkay

  • @Guh-tw4io
    @Guh-tw4io Год назад

    35:10 Toontown online, you're thinking of Toontown online.

    • @Guh-tw4io
      @Guh-tw4io Год назад

      (it says fps and toontown online is an mmo but same premise)

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Год назад

    06:41 - Nah it's Lord Farquaad .

  • @teslainvestah5003
    @teslainvestah5003 Год назад +1

    18:40 it's a cleaver, I think.

  • @Mr.Smallziez
    @Mr.Smallziez Год назад

    Did I fucking see Monokuma?
    I did.

  • @ace-of-spades1
    @ace-of-spades1 Год назад

    40:56
    io
    It's an i lmao
    Also holy shit Paladins got into cursed comments

  • @SkyLexin
    @SkyLexin Год назад +6

    17:10 that didnt age well

  • @THEANGELOFTHEWEST
    @THEANGELOFTHEWEST Год назад

    The box

  • @hawkey21
    @hawkey21 Год назад

    1:08 hmm i wonder what the name of that dinosaur is?, it cant be something that some people may find offensive right?

  • @watermelon73729
    @watermelon73729 Год назад

    A dog is to the left of me

  • @mkDaniel
    @mkDaniel 5 месяцев назад

    31:51 The other way risks a mess.

  • @Soup_Whale99
    @Soup_Whale99 Год назад

    1:08~
    Lets hope he meant its looks not its name…

  • @jimmydavis-2w
    @jimmydavis-2w Год назад

    10:21 the picture is somewhat me

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 Год назад

    27:27 ...HOW ....MUCH

  • @manipules
    @manipules Год назад +1

    1:54
    4:13
    4:51
    5:14
    5:23
    6:18
    12:04
    14:59
    42:04 just leaving this

  • @LocatedMaple38
    @LocatedMaple38 Год назад

    43:17 Was the floor carpet?