"Yeah, well, that's just how I roll. One of my favorites, and the one most requested by these stupid mortals, is to ask for eternal youth. So I grant it, and then frame them for a crime with a lifetime prison sentence. As I said, that's just how I roll." Unidentified demon.
@@dotdotdot...176, no. Don't be fooled. They absolutely HATE mortals, and God. Satan has no use for a human soul, the best he can do is deprive you and God, from making a connection. Although they may act nice, but it's all deception. Misery loves company, and he for sure wants you to be miserable, in the end. Choose life!
Omg I thought the 0:37 story was saying the officer was checking the eyes to see if the person was lying. But the person wanted to be left alone in their family even though they were being hurt. I didn’t even think about students!
That was easy. A German teacher explained to us the difference between between pupils and students. Pupils are kids who have to be in school, by law. Once you reach the age when you can legally drop out, but don't, you become a student. Because then you are learning of your own free will.
1:30 this is called not being specific enough when you bargain with a demon. Demons are VERY specific, you need to tell them exactly what you want TO THE NTH DEGREE! Life lessons, people!!
Nah it's called bargaining with the wrong person. A genie wants to prank you but will give you what you want if you're specific enough. A demon will just break the agreement if it suits them.
2:46 I think the baby he sacrificed wasn't his first born. Maybe he had an affair and got that person pregnant but he doesn't know about it or maybe before he met the wife he was with someone else but broke up with that person but that person ended up being pregnant and he just doesn't know about it.
0:06 Honestly, considering she's a prostitute they probably did the deed, but he wouldn't pay after that, so she said she would hurt herself and frame him if he didn't, but since he was recording he could do anything to her now because no one will believe her because she tried to frame him.
No. The guy offered his newborn baby to bring the his wife back to life, but the demon had said he had to sacrifice his first born child, and he had apparently gotten someone pregnant in 2015. Meaning the baby he sacrificed was not the first born.
He didn't have an affair. He had sex on spring break in college, the girl got pregnant, and he never knew he had a kid. That kid was his real firstborn.
I had a crazy gf when I was 16-18. She actually did start punching herself and said she was gonna tell her family and call the cops. Keep in mind we weren't even fighting ,. Thankfully she was so crazy she forgot I had friends in the back seat. She blew up and jumped out the car and took off walking . .becareful and always look for res flags no matter how old you are 💯
Third comment on one video, so I feel silly, but I went to a Kurtis Connor standup show and his friend opened for him and there was a super exciting countdown with loud music and visuals on the screen as the guy was entering the stage and it goes 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1- BRAIN CANCER!” 😂😂 and the demon story just reminded me of that. He is a brain cancer survivor, but it was not at all what we expected when the countdown ended😂
Spring break one. I can explain that one. Because the demon said that first born so that mean that not his first born so he must of had a kid that he doesn't know.🤔
Once upon a time a boy was wandering through a dark, gloomy graveyard and sat down, witha a strange smile on his face, and told a story. And this is the story he told...
That's how some of these women are getting men locked up with their false allegations. I am guessing that their 7'2 brother is now paralyzed. All of these stories were very spooky, and I loved them all!! I love you my friend!! Stay safe!!
You really are a snowflake. How about males stay away from "women like those"? Males always gotta find excuses to blame women for their own irresponsibility
Not understanding French. The narrator didn't wish to be able to understand every human language fluently. Only to write and speak it fluently. He could make himself understand it by echoing what someone says to him.
I didn't know you were such a pick-me. In the first story that male could do literally anything to her and all you gotta say is "She asked for it"? Without judging him? Like why does he think he is entitled to do whatever he wants to her?
i love ellen being upset at a literal demon for “being a douche” 💀💀
AHHAHAHA
"Yeah, well, that's just how I roll. One of my favorites, and the one most requested by these stupid mortals, is to ask for eternal youth. So I grant it, and then frame them for a crime with a lifetime prison sentence. As I said, that's just how I roll." Unidentified demon.
Maybe some are nice? 🤣
@@dotdotdot...176, no. Don't be fooled. They absolutely HATE mortals, and God. Satan has no use for a human soul, the best he can do is deprive you and God, from making a connection. Although they may act nice, but it's all deception. Misery loves company, and he for sure wants you to be miserable, in the end. Choose life!
@@markcollins2666 ah, i was just being sarcastic 😅
Omg I thought the 0:37 story was saying the officer was checking the eyes to see if the person was lying. But the person wanted to be left alone in their family even though they were being hurt. I didn’t even think about students!
That was easy. A German teacher explained to us the difference between between pupils and students. Pupils are kids who have to be in school, by law. Once you reach the age when you can legally drop out, but don't, you become a student. Because then you are learning of your own free will.
The French story, I’m pretty sure it’s because they said “human” language suggesting that French is something more sinister like aliens or something.
Makes sense. I stopped learning French a while ago.
@@Joetino isn't it like, super hard?
@@JF59122 They don't pronounce half of the letters in the words they are saying and they add new pronunciations to those new letters!
@@Joetino like the word croissant?
@@JF59122 Yes. Why does R sound like W? Why does "oi" sound like "wa"? Why do they not even pronounce the "T"?
I loved watching you figure out the octopus story. You were so cute and then annoyed when you figured it out LOL.
HAHAHAHA that image is forever stuck in my mind now :(
@@Kyutie. Same with the rest of the audience 💀
That’s kinda creepy lol
1:30 this is called not being specific enough when you bargain with a demon. Demons are VERY specific, you need to tell them exactly what you want TO THE NTH DEGREE!
Life lessons, people!!
Nah it's called bargaining with the wrong person. A genie wants to prank you but will give you what you want if you're specific enough. A demon will just break the agreement if it suits them.
That was a conspiracy going around for awhile that French as an alien language swishing to know every human language you would not understand French
2:46 I think the baby he sacrificed wasn't his first born. Maybe he had an affair and got that person pregnant but he doesn't know about it or maybe before he met the wife he was with someone else but broke up with that person but that person ended up being pregnant and he just doesn't know about it.
Spooks with Ellen's beautiful cadence and reactions, perfect.
0:06 Honestly, considering she's a prostitute they probably did the deed, but he wouldn't pay after that, so she said she would hurt herself and frame him if he didn't, but since he was recording he could do anything to her now because no one will believe her because she tried to frame him.
people will think anything she says is a lie even though it's true
2:50 if you didn’t get it, the dad had an affair
I thought the same thing
No. The guy offered his newborn baby to bring the his wife back to life, but the demon had said he had to sacrifice his first born child, and he had apparently gotten someone pregnant in 2015. Meaning the baby he sacrificed was not the first born.
@@alfonzoy5 could be an affair or a child he never knew about
He didn't have an affair. He had sex on spring break in college, the girl got pregnant, and he never knew he had a kid. That kid was his real firstborn.
That demon is such a fricking smart a** 😂😂😂
@@Luna.the.Pug09 Are you under 13? If so, then I probably shouldn't be the one to explain that one to you
@@Luna.the.Pug09 I was referencing the one with the daughter's tumor, though
I had a crazy gf when I was 16-18.
She actually did start punching herself and said she was gonna tell her family and call the cops. Keep in mind we weren't even fighting ,. Thankfully she was so crazy she forgot I had friends in the back seat. She blew up and jumped out the car and took off walking . .becareful and always look for res flags no matter how old you are 💯
Am I wrong for cry laughing at "does this mean I'll live?" Prime meme material
Hi kyutie, could you plz do more of these. They're fun
1:07 The second one threw me off for a sec
I’ve always loved these scary sentences ❤️
I usually watch Kyutie's daily videos while eating my lunch. It wasn't a good idea for today's lunch TT
Oh no 💀
02:48 I think it meant he either had an affair or s/a someone in 2015 (prolly second one because it's supposed to be disturbing/scary)
I was thinking a one night hookup that he didn’t know resulted in a baby. I have heard many spring break stories like that.
@@Dreamingtothestars89 Oh damn, could be that too if it's possible🤷🏻♀️
3:19 is a meme in the making
OMG two sentence horrors!!!!!!!!
I was about to go to sleep but after seeing today’s topic maybe not😰😰
Of course you had to make a horror story video ❤😰
I've been waiting for one of these! ❤️💗❤️💗
1:14-1:24, Demon's ruthless!
Awwww you are adorable with the headphones (and always, but they’re very cute headphones😂)
2:22-2:28, He got decapitated
For the last one I thought they got their head stuck on a geyser for weeks
I watched this video right after I watched final destination 3. The one with the rollercoaster.... 2:30
Third comment on one video, so I feel silly, but I went to a Kurtis Connor standup show and his friend opened for him and there was a super exciting countdown with loud music and visuals on the screen as the guy was entering the stage and it goes 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1- BRAIN CANCER!” 😂😂 and the demon story just reminded me of that. He is a brain cancer survivor, but it was not at all what we expected when the countdown ended😂
I was reaching for the computer mouse to opt out when I saw the end of the video was just 10 seconds away. Some of these were beyond creepy.
Ellen is so pretty 😭😍 >///
Hello! Hope everyone is doing well
nah, you wildin' for this. 😭😂😂
I love your videos kyutie
Spring break one. I can explain that one. Because the demon said that first born so that mean that not his first born so he must of had a kid that he doesn't know.🤔
That first one is so messed up 😂
Once upon a time a boy was wandering through a dark, gloomy graveyard and sat down, witha a strange smile on his face, and told a story.
And this is the story he told...
Nothing like watching this when I’m about to go to bed!🥲
AHhH I REmEMBER WATcHINg YOu WhEN I WAS LITTLE 😭😭😭
AHHHHH
The first one.. how was that the women’s fault!? He said he wouldn’t pay AND he was filming?? 💀
OOPS, i read that wrong!!! didn't realize she provided a service :( mind must've blanked out haha
@@Kyutie. lol well we all make mistakes 🥹
Right? Males like those deserve to get. cast
rated
I shouldn't have watched this at night so creepy😂
It's a demon, did you expect flowers and candy apples?
That's how some of these women are getting men locked up with their false allegations. I am guessing that their 7'2 brother is now paralyzed. All of these stories were very spooky, and I loved them all!! I love you my friend!! Stay safe!!
You really are a snowflake. How about males stay away from "women like those"? Males always gotta find excuses to blame women for their own irresponsibility
I think the 7'2" brother is probably a head shorter now
The one about French-
It implies that French isn't a HUMAN language. . . Implying that the French isn't human. . .
I was in my room. When I heard young man get down here
Ngl I love a good scary story 😂
These two sentences horror stories has expanded to more than. Good to sentences stories tho.
Hey!!
Second!
Here's your silver medal! ====> 🥈
Hi it's Matty from Australia your the greatest Love you 🌻
Shadow boxer I’m I second
Nope. Eighth.
Early! Hi! 💖💖💖
Spooky
hi kyu!!
hii
First!
Here's your gold medal! ====> 🥇
❤
Third!
Here's your bronze medal! ====> 🥉
BLOBBY!!~~
@@Kyutie. KYUTIEE!!
Who else early?
👇
There’s a horror game based on the brain eating amoebas
Nice video.
What? I don’t get the first story
Hiii
Omggggg she liked my comment
Or because he asked to speak and write. He never said anything about read or understand. So, French.
Not understanding French. The narrator didn't wish to be able to understand every human language fluently. Only to write and speak it fluently. He could make himself understand it by echoing what someone says to him.
Ayy im first
10th
First
6th actually
First!
11th
The waffle house has found it's new host
I didn't know you were such a pick-me. In the first story that male could do literally anything to her and all you gotta say is "She asked for it"? Without judging him? Like why does he think he is entitled to do whatever he wants to her?
lmao what? have you watched her other videos
Don't call her names. She didn't understand the story. She read that wrong.